Jay was so much more talented than today's TV late night. Wish he was still hosting the Tonight Show

@alexm566

Жыл бұрын

watch his Jay Leno's Garage, he gained plenty of weight and lost a lot of energy...

@SUN.SCREEN.TASTE.LIKE.SUMMER

4 ай бұрын

Jays a loser

@7531monkey

Ай бұрын

Thats a joke right? He was horrible.

I TOTALLY lost it with the 99 cent Teddy bear... as soon as he proclaimed, "I Loooove to be tickled!" I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe!

@1981lashlarue

4 жыл бұрын

It sounds like the voice from Saw or something.

@gimcrack555

4 жыл бұрын

I just picture a big heavy set guy, that just got out of prison. Needed a job and this was it.

@sdmurphy20

3 жыл бұрын

"You have a trusting hand my friend." Smh lol

@captnjaygreybeard6394

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure the audio was done at the show.

@captnjaygreybeard6394

2 жыл бұрын

Fake audio done on set, but funny.

"Caleefornia here I come!! RRRAAWWRRRAAAWWWRRR!!"

@deerlord2363

2 жыл бұрын

That one was pretty funny 🤣

@cynthiahusband106

5 күн бұрын

Jay made me laugh so hard , made my sides hurt miss Jay terribly.

LOL at 0:16 Jay actually had to stop for a second to address the bizarre intro music.

@indowneastmaine

3 ай бұрын

Classic Kev reaction! “Don’t look at me.” 😂

I saw the comments about the bear, but they did not prepare me for the bear.

@cindyclay4429

10 ай бұрын

Prepare you for the bear,you afraid of bears wth

"I LOVVVE TO BE TICKLED".."YOU HAVE A TRUSTING HAND, MY FRIEND"..HAHAHAHA!! HE SOUNDS LIKE FREDDY KREUGER..THEY'RE ALL CRACKING UP..

That first Arnold line was so hilarious. That bears first line was just creepy

@christinelang2417

4 жыл бұрын

The bear was very disturbing! The Fart candy bar OMG! I'M GLAD I WASN'T DRINKING OR EATING ANYTHING!!🤣🤣🤣

Kevin just made this show with his laugh and Jay!

ROTFLMFFAO 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 "I like to be tickled". I'm crying right now cuz I can NOT stop laughing. And could the voice be any creepier? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@rickgut1457

3 жыл бұрын

Are you really rolling on the floor ??

@Allison_Wonderland.

2 жыл бұрын

The voice sounded like a lascivious demon. Scary.

His scream at the snake was perfect

@allysonhanks9159

2 жыл бұрын

Hello Mark, how are you doing and what is the weather like? I wish you a happy weekend.

"orzechowy" is Polish for "nutty" (FART candy bar)

@justayoutuber1906

5 ай бұрын

Fart bar. lol

Bring Leno back!

The song he asked about is: El Negro Zumbon. From the 1951 film Anna. The song was released in the USA under the Titles Anna's Theme, and also as Anna. Sophia Loren had a small part in the film. A clip of the scene of the song is in Cinema Paradiso.

The snake is to keep your mommy from snooping in your diary.

@deerlord2363

2 жыл бұрын

Oh that makes sense 🤣

@allysonhanks9159

2 жыл бұрын

Hello Dave, how are you doing and what is the weather like? I wish you a happy weekend.

@daveriley6310

2 жыл бұрын

@@allysonhanks9159 😘

@allysonhanks9159

2 жыл бұрын

@@daveriley6310 Hey Dave. Nice to meet you.

4:02 Jay: "What was that?" Kevin: "99 cents, man."

@efisgpr

Жыл бұрын

"cent"

@indowneastmaine

3 ай бұрын

Kev had some really good comebacks. I always enjoyed their back and forth banter.

That bear is from AI : Artificial Intelligence

Now THIS is real comedy. Funny. All for 99 cents plus tax.

We bought a plush Easter Bunny in Guam (made in China) that played Christmas carols.

@allysonhanks9159

2 жыл бұрын

Hello Tom, how are you doing and what is the weather like? I wish you a happy weekend.

The sad thing is that a lot of this stuff is all people can afford!

Arnold as a mouse... Epic!!

Thanks for posting!

That teddy bear needs those bondage cuffs.

That teddy bear is from A.I.: Artificial Intelligence. That's why he sounds like that. Still hilarious out of context though.

@splatterfodderinc

3 жыл бұрын

Soon as i saw that i thought that as well!

"Fart" candy bar. In polish "Luck". Batonik "Pierd".

I miss leno, fallon just doesn't do it for me

@jayanxiety

4 жыл бұрын

I'll spend hours watching old "Headlines" segments! Those were a riot and were the "99 cent store" segments. We could all relate to them!

@tycobb2580

4 жыл бұрын

yeah Fallon is one annoying silly boy

@Shilgne1

4 жыл бұрын

They're both shite

@sandralyn5869

3 жыл бұрын

I couldn't agree more. I never missed a night but my favorite episodes were on Mondays because the "Headlines" always had me laughing til I almost peed myself. I miss Jay Leno so much

@markrothenberg9867

3 жыл бұрын

I only watch recorded episodes and fast forward to the musical guests. This past year, or maybe a bit further back, the music SUCKS. Bring Leno back to late night and get some classic rock bands.

The bear seems like one of those presents a guy might bring to his date on "To Catch a Predator." It's cute, built good.

@God.Almighty

3 жыл бұрын

what? no way.

Headlines,Jaywalking,99 cents store the best,…funny as hell.

I have the brain cleaner. Also a" C-cramp"- very handy

Totally missed a "dunacell these batteries" gag

Yea what was that music introduction to the $.99 segment ?🤷🏼‍♂️🤔 I liked that.😆

@xmantv9906

3 жыл бұрын

I seem to vaguely recognize it from something else.

@pressureworks

3 жыл бұрын

Anna from the 1951 Italian fim Anna.

That tune in the beginning is so good! Had to put it as my call tune :D

@pressureworks

3 жыл бұрын

Anna from the 1951 italian film Anna.

@Fennomies

2 жыл бұрын

@@pressureworks That sure sounds like that song! Thanks :D

When I was driving in Germany for the fist time, I had to double take at the "Ausfahrt" signs.

@TimoRutanen

4 жыл бұрын

And when you go shopping in the evening in Sweden, you'll be stunned at the sign on the doors of many shops 'Slut' which of course means 'closed'.

@trespire

4 жыл бұрын

:-)

@deerlord2363

2 жыл бұрын

@@TimoRutanen LOL 🤣

Remember when late night shows were this good

Intro music to awesome

@allysonhanks9159

2 жыл бұрын

Hello Bill, how are you doing and what is the weather like? I wish you a happy weekend.

@billcooke4413

2 жыл бұрын

@@allysonhanks9159 it’s really nice here not hot but not cold early September I. Michigan

@allysonhanks9159

2 жыл бұрын

@@billcooke4413 Thank you for writing back. Well here in Long Beach CA, is 19 degrees and Clear. Nice to meet you Bill, hope you don't mind us chatting sometimes to get to know each other.

@ThamiumOne

2 жыл бұрын

@@allysonhanks9159 - 19 degrees in Long Beach? In summer? It's probably never been 19 degrees in Long Beach. Someone who actually lives in California would know that. Bill - don't bother with this person. It's probably not even a woman, it's obviously a scammer who doesn't understand the Farenheit temperatures used in the U.S., they just gave themselves away by what they said.

Bear has duke nukem’s voice

Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view ! " Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam." Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!" Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..." Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!" Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky." Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction." Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment ?"

Jay "The Hack" Leno... instant blockeroo!

That bear sounds like joe friday

The voice of that talking bear sounded like Mel Blanc. He was the voice actor for Tweeki, the robot from the Buck Rogers tv show back in the '70s so maybe these were left over recordings?

@rishabchaudhary4489

4 жыл бұрын

I guessed Pablo Francisco

@Soxruleyanksdrool

4 жыл бұрын

I thought the robot's name was Twinky.

@FlamingoKicker

4 жыл бұрын

@@Soxruleyanksdrool Technically, it was actually TW1K1 but I suppose for comedy they pronounced the one's as the letter "i"s? I had to Google that.

2:08: They would call him: "Hey Arnold" But that name was ALREADY Taken! LOL!

Come on Jay. Don't hold back. At least shop at the DOLLAR STORE

5:30 Duke Nukem ☢️

i all-ways loved this when a rich person makes fun of poor, it's a hoot!!

More of these if you can find them.

Fart Orzechowy means nuts/peanuts in Polish. Never saw a Fart when I lived there.

Jay Leno single-handedly destroying the Speedo Drink Brand.

The mouse was hilarious

I was just about to say that I liked the way he just tossed each item aside when they showed the pile by his desk.

@quernalt

10 ай бұрын

Everytime he does I think about the poor guy who has to clean up afterwards😂

I wish I can find where to buy that mouse keychain I don’t know where to find it??

The Fart bar goes well with the Speedo water lol

2020 actually see Jay at the 99 cent store

@triciajohansen7124

3 жыл бұрын

Was he wearing the love cuffs? 😎

Wow, I remember the "Dunacell" batteries at the the Dollar Store lol.

American misses you

The two that talk are the creepiest

I want that Teddy LOL.

Please don't skip over the details of the 1st. two toy sets. ATD kids. Origin/Destination 🎉

Omg! The New VR. Hahaha

hey the teddy bear is from A.I. its really cool sounds just like teddy !!! i want one

This was the Barrie Ontario station.

5:35 GO HERE

that was some funny shit

@jamesbfaber7770

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, they are items from a store; no feces whatsoever.

@tycobb2580

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamesbfaber7770 what's it's like suffering from Asperger's?

Like

6:54 well it looks like epstien got some of those

Me too

Sure, to be fair he shops at the 99¢ store. But that one intern he’s always buying TWO gifts for.

I had the Snoop Dogg mouse from the same brand as Arnold.

@captainwonderwoman5049

3 жыл бұрын

What’s the brand?

@pika23

3 жыл бұрын

@@captainwonderwoman5049 can't remember. It said foshizzle my mizzle

5:49😃😄😂

When I went to Disney World in 2007 I needed to get AA batteries. There a four pack cost $16.

Megatron has taken a form of a teddybear

Where are these 99 cent stores?

@madizzle90

3 жыл бұрын

Some are in Los Angeles.

3:09

I'm DYING!. "I LOVE"to be tickled!." Oh ..... I forgot Jay did these!. Sad I'm watching these instead of real TV. OH YEAH , there's nothing but demons and ghosts and murder on. Now I know why I'm watching this!. .....

I want the talking bear

I bet that fart candy bar tastes like sh!t lol 😂😂😂

@deerlord2363

2 жыл бұрын

LOL 🤣🤣

Mary Men 1:00

I want the bear.

the bear was a knok off of the robot bear in the film a.i.

That Speedo sports water was probably gross because it was wrung out water from a pool

Love cuffs? 😮 FART candy bar 😂

I think it's supposed to be "Drain" cleaner....

@nathankrush3289

2 жыл бұрын

Grow a sense of humor.

I actually have that rat! battery is dead but I wants to fix it I found mine at a local convenience store but I paid about $5 for it

Does he know Irving Mainway? (Dan Ackroyd)

Brands that are ONLY at the 99c store

1:00- 1:02-1:06 1:17 1:52-2:05 2:21-2:29 2:40-2:49 4:05-4:31 4:43-4:46 5:20-5:36 5:47-5:53 6:40 6:53-6:58 7:15-7:27 ❤😂🎉😅

before youtube , there was jay leno

Is anything funnier? .99 cent store, Truth in advertising and headlines.

with the cost of shipping how did this junk make its way over to the states?

Kev had some after show though.

FART in Polish (informal/slang/street) means LUCK.

The snake u Put on top to keep people out

I think the snake was a stowaway from China.

Ahhhh HA !! Now we know who to blame for children underperforming in school. It's those 99¢ flash cards. Sneaky little......... 7+2=5... indeed... The talking bear sounds a lot like Mel Blanc. There's a perfectly good reason why the Aqua Chair is not recommended for use in pool. You're supposed to fill it up with water, silly. That pile of bodies at 6:51 is impressive !! All in the name of good spirited humor.

Your opinion and you have a right to it just do yourself a favor and make sure it is an informed one.

I miss Jay Leno!

💀🌮 33333333333 gk

Hey they got some good stuff there ! But some is bad

Attention MAGA/Trump people...BRAIN cleaner is available!

@rodneycody8746

7 ай бұрын

Dose it work to get the dumbacrat taste out of my mouth 😮

@johnmaki3046

7 ай бұрын

Are you ACTUALLY THIS STUPID?!@@rodneycody8746

Today it would be: Have you been to the 99-cent store? Trump sucks. Am I right?

Did a test with dollor store and the cheepo one's Lasted 16hrs the dourlcell 10 shrimp lived in the cheepoos big stores suck peace yal

Leno had talent. These guys today are not funny.