shoutouts to Garak tho for taking the opportunity to ask Bashir to eat his rod and still have plausible deniability about it

@Shinigami13133

2 жыл бұрын

I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT LIKE THAT! LMAO!

@williamcorvinus8240

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@Solus3D

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@keithmichael112

2 жыл бұрын

very perceptive comment. bravo sir

@Stingmon21

2 жыл бұрын

Bashir finds the rod, but wonders why its 9 inches long with a vibration feature.

The attention to detail is commendable. Garak says 78 hours, which is exactly 3 days on DS9 where days have 26 hours.

@GreatFox42

Жыл бұрын

good catch; I just kind of took it as three days without stopping to think that 72 hours is 3 days normally.

@LostieTrekieTechie

Жыл бұрын

Woa, 26hour days? As someone who stays up late and sleeps in late, i oughta move there.

@kampfmeersau

Жыл бұрын

@@LostieTrekieTechie plus you only have to work 6.5hrs, it’s a 4 shift rotation on DS9.

@alistairgeorge5082

Жыл бұрын

@@kampfmeersau This future sounds fucking awesome. Let's just hope it's accurate.

@quuaaarrrk8056

9 ай бұрын

​@@kampfmeersau4 shifts since the time Kira told the Emissary a children's tale.

Garak is so good at trolling he strikes years later!

@coadacatalin4510

4 жыл бұрын

You will never see it coming...

@basteagui

3 жыл бұрын

garak best SNEK!

@luciusnetheril

3 жыл бұрын

Garak was 4chan before 4chan!

@elimgarak7090

3 жыл бұрын

🤫

@Vashthestampede967

3 жыл бұрын

The power of good writing is that it is timeless

I have to admit that I miss DS9 more than any of the other series.

@sharpeslass5452

Жыл бұрын

You aren't alone. But with the way things are going with the franchise, I'm kinda glad they are leaving my most beloved characters out of it.

@omsblackelf

Жыл бұрын

@@sharpeslass5452 This. F*ckers destroyed Star Trek, destroyed anything good about it.. Thanks Alex Kurzman!

@BRBMrSoul

Жыл бұрын

Right? Tho at same time I do not want them to revive it, god no, somethings best just left alone.

@J.Wolf90

Жыл бұрын

I'll miss 90s trek more than I'll ever miss new trek once this garbage is over

@Rensune

11 ай бұрын

I miss sane Ira Behr. He's a political zealot, now.

What makes it funnier is that Garak's joke was actually a reference to the writers original plans for the episode which was to be a single episode. But when they realized the potential they had, the writers expanded the story into a 2 parter and then transformed their previous solution (the secret data would force Tain to let Garak go) into a joke.

@eurovicious

3 жыл бұрын

Did not know!

@snikrepak

2 жыл бұрын

I want a time machine, just to watch all of trek as it comes out

@ConwayFreelanceDetective

Жыл бұрын

@@blaircox1589 Didn't know Netflix would let me travel back in time to 1967

@blaircox1589

Жыл бұрын

@@ConwayFreelanceDetective the comment was to rewatch all the shows. You can play the episodes (manually) in their original air date order.

@ConwayFreelanceDetective

Жыл бұрын

@@blaircox1589 No, the comment was to "watch all of Trek as it comes out"

when they actually believe you and you don't have the heart to say it was just a prank

@keiichimorisato98

4 жыл бұрын

It's just a prank bro!

@cmdrreggit

4 жыл бұрын

Admiral Oh : "lol - can't believe she actually ate that shit!"

@kreese-yi2nb

4 жыл бұрын

Vumulan sense of humor is exceptional.

@targetseeker

4 жыл бұрын

so many innocent albino namekians purged...

@karimblix4378

4 жыл бұрын

True

"How it feels to chew 5 gum."

@karimblix4378

4 жыл бұрын

And swallow them

@pittland44

3 жыл бұрын

Now that's funny.

@masamune2984

3 жыл бұрын

This might be not only the first time that joke was actually funny, but it’s DEFINITELY the first time I actually laughed out loud because of it 😂

@mistresssuccubus2176

3 жыл бұрын

Okay these 5 gum jokes are officially dead. I can't go anywhere on KZread with out seeing this crap now.

@zagnorch1336

2 жыл бұрын

Shoulda gone with Juicy Fruit instead. Do they even make Juicy Fruit anymore?

"I'll take an isolinear rod.... and EAT IT!"

@redshirtveteran5688

4 жыл бұрын

That's a very Light joke. : )

@seanbirch

3 жыл бұрын

I get that reference!

@alm2187

3 жыл бұрын

(Style of David Allan Coe) Take this Rod, Take This Rod, Take this Rod and eat it!

@dapenguin2

2 жыл бұрын

Just watch me Garak I'll use my genetically enhanced brain to learn all your secrets while appearing to be a normal Starfleet doctor Hahahaha!!

@PeachWookiee

2 жыл бұрын

“Low of Solipsism” intensifies!!

"take this" *eats it with no explanation* "what...... no, you're... supposed to install this in a terminal....... is something wrong with you"

@DerLamer

Жыл бұрын

Then she thinks "might as well roll with it" *"Chew it."*

@kevlonk

Жыл бұрын

*Exasperated sigh* "And this is why I don't work with humans."

@mikerosoft1009

6 ай бұрын

"Now I need you to take an upper decker on the toilet on the alien ship at night..."

@illwill1991

3 ай бұрын

"Why didn't you tell me not to eat it!" "Bitch, I handed you a sci-fi gadget. Literally, every sci-fi gadget goes into some sorta terminal in this franchise. Why would you think you needed to eat it?!"

@Canoby

3 ай бұрын

@@DerLamerI could totally see an Andorian spymaster type screwing with agents that way

And she didn't even give her any chocolate like Bashir did with Garak.

I wish Garak was working as Kurzman's gardener at CBS studios

@braddishv3146

4 жыл бұрын

Yes! Hahaha

@ILikeMyPrivacytbt

3 жыл бұрын

I understand that reference.

@oldered5663

3 жыл бұрын

Umm, no.... that senator died from a transporter accident.... Garak had nothing to do with it...

@ILikeMyPrivacytbt

3 жыл бұрын

@@oldered5663 Right, a transporter "accident." 😉

@LordBloodraven

3 жыл бұрын

Like Admiral Archer's prize beagle... I think we're still waiting for it to reappear.

If you need more Garak in your life, the Sid City Channel run by Alexander Siddig (Bashir) has gotten together with some of the DS9 actors to read some fanfiction they made. And by god it's great.

@brandonlink6568

Жыл бұрын

I was so excited to listen but then they lost me about 3 minutes in when they killed off Ezri

@NinjaFlibble

Жыл бұрын

@@brandonlink6568 They give a good reason? 🤔

@brandonlink6568

Жыл бұрын

@@NinjaFlibble My guess is they couldn't get her for the reading and since she hooked up with Bashir it would be hard to explain her absence

@NinjaFlibble

Жыл бұрын

@@brandonlink6568 Fair enough

@robertrostad3930

Жыл бұрын

No reason to kill her off!

I love how Oh just holds this thing out and says "Take this", and Jurati just instantly assumes she means "orally". I so wanted her to be like "...w-wait, I meant put it in your pocket or something! What the hell did you do that for?!" 😆

@Locutus

2 жыл бұрын

Did she do a mind meld with her before this? Oh could have told in the mind meld, to eat the thing.

@sirmount2636

2 жыл бұрын

It’s probably a known technology so she rightfully assumed it to be swallowable

@chubstheclown

2 жыл бұрын

@@sirmount2636 A known technology that she had no idea needed to be chewed?

@sirmount2636

2 жыл бұрын

@@chubstheclown you know what a remote control is & does, you might not know what each button does or what it controls

@chubstheclown

2 жыл бұрын

@@sirmount2636 That's a nice thought... but with all of the other poor writing in this show, I'm not giving them the benefit of the doubt.

I wish when she said "first take this" and she put it in her mouth the Vulcan had said "why did you eat it? Its meant to be carried." She says nothing about eating it. She just says "first take this" and in the mouth it goes.

@allthingsnerd.4484

Жыл бұрын

Well, isn’t there a blonde joke out there about everything going into their mouths?😆🤣

@fastertrackcreative

Жыл бұрын

It does seem a bit arbitrary

It was _supposed to be_ a *suppository.*

@warpcorebreach2186

4 жыл бұрын

You're absolutely right. Missed opportunity Michael "we're swearing & doing all the edgy dark things the censors wouldn't let them do in the past" Chabon.

@aurex8937

4 жыл бұрын

"It must be chewed..." *Chews on it* "Not with your mouth."

@3RAN7ON

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah at the beginning I thought garak was going to say "take that rod and shove it up your ass"

@KCKingdomCreateGreatTrekAgain

4 жыл бұрын

CBS is supposed to be a suppository??

@ibookery

4 жыл бұрын

That's what I thought. When someone offers you something glowey and says: "First take this", is sticking it on your mouth the first reaction?

More evidence of Bashir's genetically enhanced brain. Garak tells him to chew the data rod, he says no. Miss Bigears tells blonde to chew the data rod, she does and gets rabies! Bashir 1, Blondie 0!

@TK2692

2 жыл бұрын

This speaks more on the vacant cobweb and dust infested containers that are the brains of people who write nuTrek than anything else. This is the best they can do to write "compelling" stories, and it's pathetic.

@snikrepak

2 жыл бұрын

@@TK2692 it's a disgrace to call the new truck trek

@darcybrummett7004

2 жыл бұрын

So, did “Blondie” end up dying?

@ZoeMalDoran

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure Jurati vomited from seeing the apocalyptic vision, not eating the tracker... but I'd have to watch Picard again to be sure and I don't want to. The red vomit was stress vomit from binging on red velvet cake after murdering Bruce Maddox, and the foaming at the mouth was from taking a neurotoxin to neutralise the tracker... but it's clearly funnier to make it seem like all 3 are from eating the tracker

@hiveinsider9122

2 жыл бұрын

I was more surprised she put it in her mouth before being told it should be chewed or swallowed. Like the thing didn't look like a pill to me, more like a hidden techy device

Things that don't exist in New Trek: Hope, humor, good writing. Things that do exist in New Trek: Nihilism, alcoholism, the tide pod challenge.

@NuclearFridge1

2 жыл бұрын

And overdone angst. Poorly written of course

@Falcrist

Жыл бұрын

Hell yea! I love nihilism and cynicism. They really give me a sense of joy and meaning!

@Lock2002ful

Жыл бұрын

You basically described Gen Z and that’s the target audience, sadly.

@vitesse_arnhem

Жыл бұрын

@@Lock2002fulWhy are we wasting time on them, when the target market should be actual Star Trek fans? Ain’t nobody coming up now joining the fandom. And they need to stop catering to blacks with characters on woke shows like DIS. Evil!

@Lock2002ful

Жыл бұрын

@@vitesse_arnhem You do know that Star Trek has always had a diverse cast from the very beginning. Having black chars isn’t the issue. People do come up now joining the fandom, by parents who show them real Trek.

I do love the attention to detail in relation to continuity such as the station having a 26 hour day.

I miss Star Trek.

@takerdust

4 жыл бұрын

why are they swearing?

@aurex8937

4 жыл бұрын

We all are, you're definitely not alone in this.

@Saavryn

4 жыл бұрын

Star trek made a comeback recently. It's called The Orville.

@jamescider5141

4 жыл бұрын

@@Saavryn Love the Orville, can't wait for season 3.

@danielterrell2191

4 жыл бұрын

@@takerdust There was swearing in old trek, but it was moments that actually had impact. Like Data exclaiming "oh shit" before the Enterprise crash lands in Generations.

Is she reacting to the writing of Picard?

@theussmirage

4 жыл бұрын

She's reacting to the bitter poisonous taste of modern Star Trek, I dont blame her for throwing up

@russellarcher5181

4 жыл бұрын

No, she's just violently convulsing on the floor to show her dedication to Picard; whom she knows nothing about...

@Ottophil

4 жыл бұрын

The Iron Toaster Oven more like the modern over reaction to the awesome new shows

@bfg3890

4 жыл бұрын

thank you for watching and supporting the show.

@russellarcher5181

4 жыл бұрын

@@bfg3890 No sweat; I'm from Canada, we watch it on Cable, SUBSCRIPTION FREE.

In ds9, it was a joke totally in character with Garek and Bushir was smart enough to ask if it was a joke. In Picard, the characters are vile enough to not be joking and/or stupid enough to not ask questions when told to do obviously questionable things. My, how the quality has fallen.

@Mike-jv8bv

Жыл бұрын

older shows = critical thinking skills newer shows = no thinking skills whatsoever.

@One.Zero.One101

10 ай бұрын

Yep these new characters don't talk or act like people. They're just exposition dump machines and they do dumb things to advance the plot. Jurati doesn't even ask what it's for or why she needs to take it orally. She just swallows with no hesitation to advance the plot.

@baoxidiaoyu

9 ай бұрын

US power structures currently like root beer in the 90s... just like the Picard Federation... making everyone nauseous

Children of Time: "If the only thing we find is some fungus, we're not beaming down"- Sisko "What if it's smart fungus?"-Dax

@firestorm165

2 жыл бұрын

"All the more reason not to. The regular kind is bad enough"

Wait, she just said to "take this"; how did she know to eat it? Wouldn't a vulcan say to eat it if that's what they meant?

@TentaclePentacle

4 жыл бұрын

because she is used to eating tide pods.

@KillingDeadThings

4 жыл бұрын

@Captain Cosmonaut She did not. And that scene hasn't been edited. Or rather it hasn't been edited until after she gives her the tracker thing.

@ge2719

4 жыл бұрын

@Captain Cosmonaut no, she says "take this", and then she puts it in her mouth.

@Jakers457

4 жыл бұрын

She's also a romulan

@ge2719

4 жыл бұрын

@Nat20 Damage its been well established that they cant. So she just a vulcan with dumb glasses on that and is just yet more proof the writers are idiots.

There were so many great characters on DS9, I didn't properly appreciate how good Alexander Siddig was at the time.

@The_Real_Grand_Nagus

3 ай бұрын

You know there might be a reason for that. He said he purposefully tried to mess up Bashir for a period of time because he didn't like the character and/or the genetically engineered part. I had the same "feeling" about him throughout the series, but upon rewatching a few times you can see where he is doing it on purpose.

Yey more death, misery and vomiting. Just what I look forward to when watching star trek.

@jimbeam4736

4 жыл бұрын

They lazily overdid it with the puking. That girl puked three times in one episode - normally you´d get a prize for that.

@fearofmusic1312

4 жыл бұрын

@@grundian Hahahahahaha hahahaha. Cute.

@DoomKid

4 жыл бұрын

JT I’m laughing with you.. but it’s a laugh of pain..

@rayzermaniac5218

4 жыл бұрын

Can't wait for Picard Episode 8 where Romulans penetrate Rikers Shields and Riker, Deanna and Kestra are murdered in their sleep. Then onto episode 9 where we learn that the Federation is secretly the Nazi party kept alive through Hitler's brain in an Android body. Then the Xindi show up again with a second planet killer and kill us all. The end. So much fun to look forward to. Oh and don't forget the compulsory scene of a strong independent Wahmen telling Picard off for something he hasn't even done.

@Saddler1944

4 жыл бұрын

@@grundian Trust me as a long as Kurtzman/Chabon has jobs at CBS the bottom has not fallen out on Star Trek yet it can always go lower.

I still remember this DS9 scene from decades ago but I already forgot that Picard scene from just a few years back

Man, when a Star Trek series makes DS9 of all things look light hearted!

@tintinismybelgian

2 жыл бұрын

Allamaraine, count to four, Allamaraine, then three more, Allamaraine, if you can see, Allamaraine, you'll come with me... DS9 has always had a light-hearted edge.

@obscure.reference

2 жыл бұрын

it was still star trek! levity like that is so crucial to the characters. the concepts have always had some pretty fucked up implications.

@alext5497

2 жыл бұрын

DS9 was awesome. It had warcrimes.

@hfar_in_the_sky

2 жыл бұрын

@@alext5497 DS9 was indeed awesome. And hey, what's a few war crimes for a good cause? Surely the moral ramifications of the Dominion War will never come to haunt the Federation ever. *shifty eyes*

@jackmeehoff1524

Жыл бұрын

I wish the people who made TNG DS9 and Voyager would make another star trek series Those 3 shows are my holy trinity of star trek

Garak/Andrew is an absolute treasure.

@aurex8937

4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely! Plain, simple Garak!

@saltysavestate5855

4 жыл бұрын

@@aurex8937 We'll probably never get another character like him again, will we?

@aurex8937

4 жыл бұрын

@@saltysavestate5855 My hopeful side says "Yes!" while my realist side says "Fat chance!" That delightful and meaningful banter between Garak and Bashir? Quark and Odo? I'm going to really miss it.

@andrewdevine3920

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

@snikrepak

2 жыл бұрын

@@aurex8937 I call out the directors who can top the old treks. Difficulty level? No sjw or PC matieral. Make it like the old trek, where no one cares if you are confused.

There's absolutely no comparison between DS9 and Star Trek Picard, anything is infinitely better than what they've currently been doing with Star Trek.

@whopper170

Жыл бұрын

Why would a top genius mind like Jurati take this stupid thing and eat it without even thinking? Didn't make sense at all like so much in Picard that doesn't make sense.

@SantomPh

Жыл бұрын

@@whopper170 commodore Oh was psychically manipulating her with her Vulcan powers, exploiting her insecurity and lack of grounding. That's why she got the blackouts and dreams about Bruce as well as the subliminal controls in season one.

@SantomPh

Жыл бұрын

The biggest mistake was giving Patrick Stewart creative control. The man is a great Picard and actor, but was never a "Trekkie" who embraced the universe. If say,Ronald D Moore was the showrunner and Stewart just an actor, it might have ended up nicer

@h8GW

Жыл бұрын

The only real Trekkies are writing Lower Decks, anyways.

@scsmith4604

Жыл бұрын

Infinite is not a big enough gap between them.

man DS9 was great

What's even funnier/dumber is that the blue pill (yes that's what I'm calling it) was glowing and making (weak) sounds. You'd think that a CYBERNETICS and by extension ELECTRONICS SCIENTIST would know better that putting an apparent electronic gizmo in her mouth and try to swallow it? What is she, a baby?

@armvex

4 жыл бұрын

Genius According to script

@drmayeda1930

4 жыл бұрын

There are currently electronic devices designed to be swallowed. I imagine this is some type of nanite technology. What they learned from 7 of 9 and other former Borg would greatly enhance their existing nanotechnology

@goddessgirl5891

4 жыл бұрын

What about the part, "It must be chewed"?

@fenrisvermundr2516

4 жыл бұрын

When a Faux-Vulcan tells you to eat something. You stab her to make sure she has Green Blood.

@leighmorgan5352

4 жыл бұрын

“ I will put anything in my mouth that is given to me, whether it is supposed to go there or not, because... I’m different.” ~ Space Ghost

He said eat an Isoliniar rod, not triangle candy cyanide...

The writers admitted in an audio commentary the Gareks line was what was left of the original draft of that episode... The ending was going to be that Bashir would find the isolinear rod which had blackmail material and that was Gareks way out... Then they came to their senses that it was the most lazy and cliche thing they ever thought of so spent a week rewriting the episode to make it better...

@TK2692

2 жыл бұрын

It's amazing what a show can do when they actually care about the quality of their writing.

“I want you to take that rod and eat it” Michael Scott: That’s what she said!

@manco828

3 жыл бұрын

Jan:

Man, the first 25 seconds of this video were great

@tenryuta

2 жыл бұрын

i see what you did there, not even the vulcan/not vulcan from the second half could understand that logic

A Vulcan saying “Take this. It must be chewed.” would, one would think, be interpreted as “here is a suicide pill, for use if needed”, not “eat this dang thing right now”

Garak: What is wrong with you woman? That was cruel and brutal. Star Fleet Woman: You've killed before, why are you complaining? Garak: YES. But always quick and as painless as possible leaving the least amount of evidence. If they think the target died of natural causes, they are less likely to investigate and you are less likely to be caught. This was just messy and too drawn out.

how I miss great acting from ds9.. 😥

Her physical reaction is how the Trek fandom feels about Kurtzman Trek

I think that shows the biggest difference between old trek and New trek. New trek takes itself way too seriously. And seems to be one of those “deconstruction“ series, where they basically said: ‘oh no, we wouldn’t actually be better people if we manage to travel into space. We’d be horrible monsters peoples to each other because we’re horrible monsters people do each other now.’

@lobsterminion693

Жыл бұрын

They aren't necessarily wrong; we would be horrible monsters in space just like we are on Earth. However, the point of Star Trek was to portray humanity at its theoretical best. The "writers" of nuTrek completely lost the plot.

@Nazo-kage

Жыл бұрын

@@lobsterminion693 exactly.

@rf5526

Жыл бұрын

It’s worth noting that this same charge was levied against DS9 when it aired, that it showed humanity as less-than perfect and was against the point of Star Trek. That doesn’t necessarily make Picard *good*, to be clear, but it is an interesting point of comparison.

@Nazo-kage

Жыл бұрын

@@rf5526 but it kind of made sense for DS9. A good portion of the cast we’re not Starfleet. And it dealt with multiple aspects of, dealing with the fallout of a war ending. And it looks at both sides of the people in that kind of scenario. Cisco was even a perfect choice as the captain because of his backstory involving the Borg. Then you had a new war, against a threat that made everybody from the Federation to the Klingons to the ROMULANS nervous. The problem is new trek seems to be stuck trying to find a new war to fight. And that’s if they are not borrowing the darker theme mean of the reboot movies. Which for as good as they were as movies they couldn’t really get the goofy fun that old Star Trek could get into.

@rf5526

Жыл бұрын

@@MrHarrystank You do know that Star Trek has always been Left-Wing, right? Like, *extremely* Left-Wing? Maybe the writing quality has taken a dive but the politics haven't changed at all since the 60s.

Garak was a good multifaceted character

@aurex8937

4 жыл бұрын

"My dear doctor, they're all true..." "Even the lies?" "Especially the lies..."

@dimsumboy22

3 жыл бұрын

Shame kurtzman can’t make those kinds

@TK2692

2 жыл бұрын

@@dimsumboy22 How the hell does he have a job as a writer? It certainly wasn't talent or ability. Does he just know how to write stories that people that make simple-minded people feel smart for enjoying?

I haven't caught up with the recent episodes but I never thought in my life they would take someone's joke this seriously

@snikrepak

2 жыл бұрын

Typical zoomer directors.

@quartz5938

2 жыл бұрын

@@snikrepak alex kurtzman is 48 smartass.

Albert Speer got in the habit of carrying a cigar around with him at Spandau, because he'd heard that eating one is fatal.

@herscher1297

4 жыл бұрын

He designed some cool stuff

@JohnCastleSmokeless

2 жыл бұрын

That's the other famous Klingon proverb Khan knew.

Garak and Bashir!! Great chemistry. I always thought it was a missed opportunity to explore the irony of these two character Archs. Garak the amoral spy becomes a selfless freedom fighter, while Julian the morally upright doctor becomes compromised and works for section 31 doing their dirty work. It's a shame that these two didn't have a episode or two devoted to that aspect. The producers chose to have Miles and Julian develop a close bond and the Bashir Garak relationship to wither. When Julian was undercover for section 31, and then trying to deceive Sloan, who better than Garak to assist him with that task.

@sharpeslass5452

Жыл бұрын

So agree!!!

@sharpeslass5452

Жыл бұрын

@Ray Which book/s would you recommend? I read A Stitch in Time several times, but the quality of the writing in STA novels got pretty darned shaky decades ago, so (except in instances where an actor writes about his own character), I've not read any of the books since childhood, when TOS was the only Trek in town.

@Nightschism

11 ай бұрын

They let the Bashir/Garak friendship deteriorate because Berman was afraid it was too gay

Since when was Garak ever actualy Joking... very much an "If you agree I'm serious, if you don't I'm Joking", typa guy.

@danieldickson8591

Жыл бұрын

As Garak once told Worf, lying is a skill like any other. You have to practice to keep it sharp.

Star Trek: Enterprise was a masterpiece compared to this.

@FredGee420

4 жыл бұрын

Voyager too.

@charlesrankin1190

4 жыл бұрын

The Fight from Voyager, along with Threshold, were blood masterpieces!

@herscher1297

4 жыл бұрын

I liked Enterprise

@kirilles05

4 жыл бұрын

@@FredGee420 Voyager is unquestionable masterpiece. Enterprise has some issues, but still I count it as a part of Star Trek. And Kurtzman shit is not ST.

@lordpsi99

4 жыл бұрын

LIKABLE CHARACTERS

Yeah, I've had a real problem with Agnes just eating that without even questioning the whole thing. Sadly, I have known people that stupid before. They actually chided me for not taking candy from a total stranger who just walked past us in a park one day. Dummies all took it except me. If they had any health problems as a result, they never admitted it. Point is, even if they got lucky that one time, it was still incredibly stupid of them to do that.

I hated that she puked three times in the same episode. Disgusting!

@tigerbread78

4 жыл бұрын

Graphic depictions of unpleasant things are now commonplace in Star Drek.

@aurex8937

4 жыл бұрын

Because the future is DISGUSTING, GRITTY, VIOLENT, RACIST, XENOPHOBIC and all the good thing we love so much in Star Trek!

@Nobody-Nowhere

4 жыл бұрын

@@aurex8937 like totalitarian hierarchical command structure on a science wessel :)

@stiltskino4009

4 жыл бұрын

Very Disrespectful...

@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, how dare you react to that foreign in body

"You want me to... eat this?" "Not exactly..."

Its rare to see a dumpster fire burn so brightly

@Rudofaux

4 жыл бұрын

"The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades"

@schigeraXD

4 жыл бұрын

STD is the dumpster fire, Star Trek Picard is a rotting corpse thrown off the top of a skyscraper, only for it to fall onto some poor soul who just happened to walk by at the wrong moment.

I like how his instant mm-hmm is in his joking tone. I like to wonder what would happen if it wasn't.

I'm confused, is the goal of the new Picard show meant to be watched by viewers? Because all of these clips I see, I'm just.. totally confused why anyone would watch

@DeathbyKillerBong

4 жыл бұрын

its so we can nitpick. ;)

@theharbingerofconflation

4 жыл бұрын

Watch the show it's actually pretty damn good

@FlyfishermanMike

4 жыл бұрын

It's Star Trek made by and for people who hate Star Trek.

@TheB00tyWarrior

4 жыл бұрын

I feel sorry for you guys, I'd be mad too but I'm not super crazy about star trek.

@dracocrusher

4 жыл бұрын

Well, you see... investors hate science fiction. They just despise it with a passion. So when you want to pitch a science fiction series but you know it'd never get funding, what you do is you throw in some references, change the alien race to something people know, tack on the Star Trek brand name, and suddenly you're good. Because people know Star Trek, so it's way easier to sell. It doesn't matter if it makes no sense or doesn't fit with the existing continuity or themes of the original because it's Star Trek, and Star Trek fans are super hungry for anything they can grab with that specific brand name attached to it.

"Greetings, I am Commodore Oh? and welcome to jackass. Observe as I encourage a stupid genius to eat a glowing isolinear shard"

1st: coughs up spit. 2nd: vomits up blood. 3rd: foaming at the mouth. 4th: spiders???

@tiefensucht

4 жыл бұрын

5th: Baby Tribbles

@SirDankleberry

4 жыл бұрын

tiefensucht Step 6: Send to Klingons as an epic prank.

@PaleyDaley

4 жыл бұрын

I'm having flashbacks of the black goo from Prometheus

@daverage4729

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao!!! 😂😂

@Zeithri

4 жыл бұрын

2 is actually cake.

Oh! "It must be chewed..." Tilly 2: "Are you joking?" Oh! "Yes, doctor!"

Terrible CGI to make that woman look like a creepy alien.....the Starfleet officer looks weird too.

@armvex

4 жыл бұрын

Isn't she?

I'm sure many people wanted Bashir to eat Garak's rod.

What is it with modern TV’s fixation with seeing people throw up? It’s not something we need to see constantly.

@Dragblacker

4 жыл бұрын

Because the writers and actors are degenerate drunkards who vomit a lot after bar hopping. They write what they know.

@KlNGMAKER

4 жыл бұрын

Fetish.

@MonteLeeMyPOV

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed. It is disgusting. I was eating dinner when i watched this. Had to turn it off

@supermarx

3 жыл бұрын

I blame the success of Jackass.

"I want you to take that rod and eat it" Garak to Bashir.

Garak: "Eat my Rod Julian"

"Barf! Baaarf!" "Always when I'm eating!" --Spaceballs

its kind of tragic your meme edits make me laugh more than the show

And this has become the most unstoppable move in the galaxy. Telling your enemies to eat your nuclear chips.

Garak is such an awesome character. He's probably my favorite out of the reoccurring cast.

Shaka....Star Trek Discovery, when the quality fell. Star Trek Picard, when the hope was lost.

@KynMites

4 жыл бұрын

Too clear. Discovery, when the quality fell. Picard, when we lost hope.

@andrewdevine3920

4 жыл бұрын

Kurtzman, his hands red.

@evrbody

4 жыл бұрын

Stewart, his shame no more.

@ThisCanBePronounced

4 жыл бұрын

Dathon and Picard at El-Adrel. Classic Trek and Orville at El-Adrel. Contemporary Trek at El-Adrel? The beast at El-Adrel. Dathon, when his eyes closed. Shaka, when the walls fell! Temarc, Friends, Temarc! The river Temarc, in Winter! Picard, his body in light, so the beast at El-Adrel. Picard on the ocean, his sails unfurled. The Orville on the ocean, but its sails unfurled.

@barthalen

4 жыл бұрын

Discovery, when the saucer spun. Michael and Spock at Retconville, their writers weak. Picard, his eyes closed, his potential vanished. Shitshow, when the franchise died.

What is the point of making all these calls backs to the old series if they just ignore it later to advance story elements?

@libertinarey

4 жыл бұрын

So cucks on reddit can lose their minds over references and journos can write triumphant articles about how picard is faithful to the previous series.

It comes as no surprise that somebody might get blue pilled by a secular Vulcan. I miss DS-9.... My favorite of the Star Trek universe.

Random person you've never met before, walks up to you, gives you a pill, and tells you to eat it. Yeah no thanks.

And we see how DS9 had outstanding characters, something that maybe can't be said about Picard, sadly

It occurs to me, Garak may have been joking, but this may have been something that intelligence agencies like the Obsidian Order actually did.

@rbbecker73

2 жыл бұрын

In a universe where phasers exist that can disintegrate things?

What it feels like to chew 5 isolinear chips. *crunch, extreme whooshing scene and crap, someone vomits* 5 Isolinear chips. *commercial ends, and.. back to craig ferguson*

Garak's smile always gets to me.

@ffejpsycho

Жыл бұрын

Garak... Smile... That's Funny....

Picard IS a joke

@warpcorebreach2186

4 жыл бұрын

Pukard

@MannyHudgeHi

4 жыл бұрын

No, a joke is funny and people laugh at it. I just cry when I see modern trek

When pranks go too far.

Garak predicted the Tide pod craze.

STP is so accurate and real, I often feel like throwing up while watching. At least Season 3 was pretty awesome though.

DS9 is 10 x the show that Picard will ever be

@alistairgeorge5082

Жыл бұрын

110x you mean

@markymark3572

Жыл бұрын

@@alistairgeorge5082 & then some

It appears that Star Trek Picard is the joke...

this isn't even nitpicking, this is just free association

I want to know how Commodore Oh ended up with a last name appropriate for the East Asian human playing her. It's kind of weird that the same last names developed for East Asian humans and Vulcans who look like East Asian humans isn't it?

If I wanted to watch a Sci-fi show about synthetic life planning on killing all other Humanoids I would have watched Battlestar Galactica. Much better written with the exact same tone as Picard. Just shows you that Kurrtzman does not understand his audience or Star Trek. People want to defend it saying the series has “evolved” into this. Sure it evolved into a run of the mill sub standard series exactly like the dozens of new IP we have. We went from having something special and unique to this, mess of a show.

@TK2692

2 жыл бұрын

The only people who like Picard are people who actually hate Star Trek as much as the writers do.

Seconds of DS9 brought an instant smile to my face, ST: Picard does not please me.

I love Andrew Robinson so much. He absolutely nails the facial expressions saying the most terrible things.

Wait what’s the context with the Picard one? She takes that, gets worse, and then dies foaming?

We have found the Zhat Vash secret that drives you mad if you learn it: it is ... Star Trek Picard.

@theharbingerofconflation

4 жыл бұрын

THe secret is that dildos feel better than a real dick.

@Saddler1944

4 жыл бұрын

I think the Shart Fast secret is they made a really good Star Trek series ready for distribution and their goal is let no one see it.

@UncleBearski

4 жыл бұрын

Hase -When you own one or when you're.............. never mind!! 😬😛😬

Is it dead now ? Go on poke it with a stick see if it moves 🤔

@aurex8937

4 жыл бұрын

Like that one squirrel in my garden when I was a kid. Before it became a corpse it was probably adorable and bright. But after his demise, he'd been laying in a puddle for a week or so. Not so adorable, I'll tell you that!

"First, take this... wait, wtf are you doing? I didn't say eat it!"

It must be chewed.

Yeah, LOL, vulcan humour. Here eat this vomit pill. "I said to her 'take this' and she put it in her mouth. I told her to chew She actually chewed, it was rather humourous."

The stupidity of this show knows no bounds! >.>

Garrick was absolutely one of my favorite DS9 characters! As for Star Trek puke hard the name says it all

Jesus christ it never ends does it?

0:45 That's me watching Star Trek get destroyed by reality TV quality writing.

Normal Star Trak Thingz.

My parents trying to make me take a Flintstones vitamin when I was a kid.

Gene, look how they massacred your vision.

Yeah. I tried with that second season of Picard. Had a pretty good set-up. Then quickly descended into all women are gay and awesome; all men are goofs. Before disappearing up its own backside due to the number of plot contrivances required to contain such a massive story. Think I lasted five or six episodes before tapping out. Humour was awful throughout.

@Frommerman

Жыл бұрын

Eh, my problem with the 2nd season was the re-use of the Mirror Universe so quickly. Like yes, we get it, you invented a world where every human is a Space Nazi who should be summarily executed by every other sentient race as a matter of bare self defense. You don't need to keep going back there!

This is what you get when the fans didn't support Star Trek Enterprise. "Oh, I don't like prequels, 'cuz the ship doesn't look like the ship from that scene in Star Trek The Motion Picture!" "Oh, really? Then get ready to have Enterprise cancelled at year four, followed by a near-complete of the franchise by "hack" movie producers, who prefer a more edgy franchise. Durh!"

@barthalen

4 жыл бұрын

I always thought the ship interior in Enterprise was a pretty good briding-the-gap look between our current spacecrafts and TOS ships.

@Mia199603

Жыл бұрын

Enterprise was simply boring and too americanized. Everyone on the crew felt like an American even if they weren't and I'm not watching another Apollo-type space-catastrophe like any other sci-fi movie around that time. Enterprise is basically Star Trek meets American Pie - fucking yuck.

@dswynne

Жыл бұрын

@@Mia199603 Your opinion, of course, since THAT was exactly what the producers wanted. And btw? So was TOS.

Basically a future tide pod challenge

Kurtzman... Well Kurtz is similar to Kurz in German... And it means short.... He a short man with a short imagination regarding star trek.

@thatladfromthe40s82

2 жыл бұрын

It's also similar to a word for male sexual organ in some Slavic languages which might be a more appropriate description of that idiot. Or better yet, let's take both meanings to find out what his problem is