Lyrics:
Verse 1:
Public place, just sittin’ down,
Feel a grumble, look around,
Suddenly it’s all too real,
No warning, here comes the deal!
Pre-Chorus:
No warning! (Whoa-oh-oh!)
No warning! (Whoa-oh-oh!)
I gotta find a bathroom!
Before it’s gonna come too soon!
Chorus:
No warning, gotta go,
Oh no, it’s comin’ now, don’t you know?
No warning, feel the fright,
Better move, can’t wait all night!
Verse 2:
Try to run but, oh my God,
Crowded streets, this isn’t odd,
Clenching cheeks, this is my life,
Public pooping, what a strife!
Pre-Chorus:
No warning! (Whoa-oh-oh!)
No warning! (Whoa-oh-oh!)
Desperate search for TP,
Oh please, someone help me!
Chorus:
No warning, gotta go,
Oh no, it’s comin’ now, don’t you know?
No warning, feel the fright,
Better move, can’t wait all night!
Bridge:
In the store, on the bus,
Everywhere, it’s such a fuss,
Gotta go, can’t you see,
This colitis is owning me!
Verse 3:
Made it through, but now I’m beat,
Found relief, back on my feet,
Still, I know it’s just begun,
Ulcerative colitis, oh what fun!
Pre-Chorus:
No warning! (Whoa-oh-oh!)
No warning! (Whoa-oh-oh!)
It’s a wild ride I see,
Always keeps surprising me!
Chorus:
No warning, gotta go,
Oh no, it’s comin’ now, don’t you know?
No warning, feel the fright,
Better move, can’t wait all night!
Outro:
No warning! (Whoa-oh-oh!)
No warning! (Whoa-oh-oh!)
No warning! (Whoa-oh-oh!)
Ulcerative colitis, oh no, here we go!