i need your opinions, planning to do a video every 2 days, so 1 day off. the videos will be 40 mins + / longer content and better content. Let me know your thoughts! May try it next week sometime and see how it goes!

@theworstidentificator

10 ай бұрын

ok

@waffleswag

10 ай бұрын

yes

@Watereee

10 ай бұрын

how was this three hours ago

@ASlapperGuy

10 ай бұрын

Cool!(also this video was made 14 seconds ago.)

@NiccoloDante

10 ай бұрын

Yes

as a Mythology nerd, I would like to clarify that Juno is not there to check up on the people Jupiter has affairs with, she's here to take petty revenge on each and every one of them.

20:30 (Correct me if I'm wrong) the joke is H2O is water and C1 wanted C2 to say "I'll have H2O too" which would sound like H2O2 or Hydrogen peroxide which is dangerous to consume. Instead C2 says "I'll also have water" make C1 upset because he didn't say it like he wanted him too.

@Tristan-mc4wm

10 ай бұрын

thx for confirming my suspicions, joke would make more sense if C2 said: I'll have water too. instead of using also.

@mastermichael0751

10 ай бұрын

I can also confirm that this is the correct answer

@DreamtaleEnjoyer

10 ай бұрын

Thank you science side of KZread

@greyboiisreal

10 ай бұрын

Thanks for the complement but I should warn you I am a massive dumbass with no degree@@DreamtaleEnjoyer

@wObBlE73

10 ай бұрын

Ok

11:07 i love how he does a perfect cat "meow" but reads woof as a normal word

@Cozmix_real

10 ай бұрын

He sounded more like yoshi

@DigitalE-33

10 ай бұрын

humans go “AHHHHHHHHHHH”

@wObBlE73

10 ай бұрын

68L 3C

@Austin_Playz27

7 ай бұрын

@@DigitalE-33no they say “hello”

@DigitalE-33

7 ай бұрын

@@Austin_Playz27 that too

The best part of my day is hearing a voice more depressed than anyone, that with funny memes makes you feel better, love u VaazkL ❤🔥💯

@kmm2-whjyt2secondsago.10

10 ай бұрын

he said in one video hes not depressed hes forced to speak like this cuz his parents are sleeping

@THERELSIGMA

10 ай бұрын

@@kmm2-whjyt2secondsago.10so he reads those memes at night? Why not any time in the day

@kmm2-whjyt2secondsago.10

10 ай бұрын

@@THERELSIGMA yes, i don't know why, also many other youtubers do the same thing so he's not alone

@KittyTimeAndFriends

9 ай бұрын

Maybe they have school and/or work during the day? Or the day might have background noise?

@chloeevans1928

7 ай бұрын

I have always been calmed by monotone male voices. I don't have a specific reason as to why, but I guess it's just an ASMR thing. Vaaz you're calming, not depressing!

The Rock is an actor. So, clearly he's metamorphic.

Dude that meow at 11:09 was seriously impressive 💀

@mailleweaver

10 ай бұрын

He's actually a cat. So all of his videos are cat videos.

10:00 As you never mentioned a lightsource: it will look identical to any completely dark room

@monke3969

10 ай бұрын

9:44

@theelusivepyroshark5119

9 ай бұрын

Well not really, remember this is a complete vacuum completely surrounded by presumably 100% reflective surfaces. (I know the post implies consumer grade mirrors, but that's no fun, and most importantly you would be right.) the luminosity in the room would be the same as the moment the room was sealed as there is nothing to absorb it. Since light would be coming from all directions and thus bounce in all directions the reflections in the box would practically instantly become the median colour. Also native english speakers, do you use median in the context of colour or is there a less mathy word for it?

@ChrysanthosC.

9 ай бұрын

@@theelusivepyroshark5119uhhh maybe “average” ?

That meow deserves an Oscar

@cat_sandwich

10 ай бұрын

Ikr 🐱🐈

2:30 I was not ready to see this man again.

0:22 Heavily inspired by 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules' - Rodrick's science fair project

@pineapplecat7908

10 ай бұрын

Thought I was the only one who caught that

@umokthen

10 ай бұрын

Yea

@Juanprime43

10 ай бұрын

Yup

@Gemstone_Vodka

10 ай бұрын

No its just, the entire thing

@seava_gaming7211

10 ай бұрын

​@@pineapplecat7908same

When a rat is more civilised than most people:

0:14 personally I like a small spoonful of uranium in the morning, it gives a nice boost but the crash is something else

I'd assume the answer to the empty room of mirrors is that it would look like absolutely nothing in the mirrors, because mirrors reflect light and there isn't any light in a closed off room

@EdyAlbertoMSGT3

10 ай бұрын

What if there was light though?

@ice.102

10 ай бұрын

​@@EdyAlbertoMSGT3wher would if come from

@user-zm6ty4zt1m

10 ай бұрын

Dam bro, u smart

@mailleweaver

10 ай бұрын

Unless it was assembled in the dark, then there was some light in it during assembly. Just like building a box will enclose air in the box unless it's built in a vacuum. A normal box will absorb the light, but a box with 100% reflective walls will continue to bounce it around inside indefinitely. So it will look like the view that you'd have if you were invisible and standing in the box at the moment the last wall closed. But the longer it bounces around, the more scrambled it will get due to the image gradually enlarging and the outer edges of the image bouncing off of different mirrors from the center of the image. Eventually it'll turn into a nearly uniform glow of the average color of all the light that was in there to begin with.

@ice.102

10 ай бұрын

@@mailleweaver yo, this dude is smart af

15:57 Meanwhile, the bacteria on the Titanic: Ha ha, 110-year-old ship go nom nom This isn't a joke, there is bacteria that is literally eating the Titanic.

12:10 Ah the Sour milk simulation. Ever wanted to know what spoiled milk tastes like without actually taking a risk? Follow this guys example.

I accidentally created the most sour thing in existence by breeding a mandarin, lemon and caffa lime and I honestly can’t eat it

@user-gy2ik9sc4n

10 ай бұрын

How do you breed lemons

@yingtyson4493

10 ай бұрын

I ain't doing nothing until I see an image of a guy whose mouth turned inwards like Homer Simpson in that one episode after eating this fabled citron monstrosity

@Olive_man

10 ай бұрын

@@user-gy2ik9sc4n *deep sigh as i unzip pants* perhaps a visual lesson will teach you how

@kirbycreep

10 ай бұрын

lemon so good they made lemon 2

@Probably_chroma

10 ай бұрын

The three plants were left next to each other and grew into each other@@user-gy2ik9sc4n

4:27 And I despise _each and every one of them._

10:35 I need to spend more time around physicists. They understand how I feel.

11:09 probably the best thing vaazkl has ever said

1:47 Welp, Science is wrong. I hate beaches, they upset me.

11:12 The designated human sound is "I have to go to work"

18:01 As an individual who experiences this effect on a regular basis, i can confirm that this is 100% true

17:31 I had a teacher with these on a mug, there was also one that said "crap" and the guy had his arms in a bunch of knots and squiggles.

8:48 What makes me a good demo man?

18:38 this is a neat equation: 1/3 = 0.333333 repeating 2/3 = 0.666666 repeating 3/3 = 0.999999 repeating 3/3 = 1 1 = 0.999999 repeating

@electricheisenberg5723

5 ай бұрын

0.(0 repeating)00000001 = 0 Checks out.

@dascandy

3 ай бұрын

@@electricheisenberg5723If and only if there's an infinite number of zeroes before the 1. Because then there's no place to put the 1.

@electricheisenberg5723

3 ай бұрын

@@dascandy that’s, uh… that’s what I said.

Fun fact: Southwest Airlines’ open-boarding plan was determined to be the fastest practical boarding plan for airplanes _by a professional paleontologist._ There is at least one faster boarding order, but the amount of time it takes beforehand to inform each person where they’re supposed to go is so great that it makes it impractical.

12:04 fun fact biblical unicorns are actuly rhinos

Breaking news: science discovers that Onions are probably superior to us and rats have more empathy than us

9:40 You can drink lava but only once.

I’m gonna master the art of the malicious vibe check, which will allow me to instantly absorb all the energy from anyone of my choosing.

11:07 THE DUDE MEOWED AND IT SOUNDED SO REAL WTF

10:14 This implies you never returned, which makes this all the more concerning, did you die there in the future? Did you go back with your future knowledge but because of this caused a timeline split and you now nolonger exist in that timeline and can never return due to the fact you've been to the future??

I genuinely love these so much.

Human goes "*WILHELM SCREAM*"

I love how “moo, meow and quack” all had the tine change but “woof” was just “woof”

9:43 just a guess. but, assuming that the room is perfectly closed, I think that the light particles will just keep reflecting till all of them get absorbed into the mirrors. if the mirrors reflect 100% the light will just keep going at itself while slowly reaching equilibrium in vibration.

@maxmccoy9761

6 ай бұрын

If the room is perfectly closed and empty, there would be no light. You would see nothing. If there was a light source, and the mirrors were perfect mirrors that did not diffuse any light, then all you would see would be infinite reflections of that source in a grid pattern in every direction, and everything else would be void.

11:40 I'm guessing there was a misunderstanding some step along the way from the professor to that comment, because π² is often rounded to 10. Not π to 10

@Austin_Playz27

7 ай бұрын

yeah cause more accurately pi squared is 9.87 which can be rounded to 10

0:22 that's from diary of a wimpy kid Roddick rules

4:21 people with autoimmune diseases: 😐

Unsurprised to see rats are more kind than humans

11:12 The human goes: "Blah" Why else do we use that phrase for background conversations in comics?

8:49 he had a literal beer belly

Rest in peace Tasmanian Tiger. May your memory continue to remind us to care for the world.

As a scientist, I can confirm that science is serious and not funny, pls delete sir I’m crying so hard 😩😭💀

@capybara2515

10 ай бұрын

As a scientist, you are not a true scientist if you do not appreciate the humour of science. Respectfully, a legitimate scientist.

10:07 Somebody turn this into a movie

3:53 the octopus: im a bit of a scientist myself.

2:30 this one had me rolling

21:08 don’t call me out like that 💀. That’s literally what I would and do do..

0:22 if you don’t understand this absolute GEM of a reference: *you will be boiled.*

@Juanprime43

10 ай бұрын

Yup

@cheddarsunchipsyes8144

10 ай бұрын

I don’t get it explain now or perish

@loliluvers6969

8 ай бұрын

​@@cheddarsunchipsyes8144 diary of a wimpy kid rodrick rules duh

Finally, a sweet last one :’) I can sleep in peace tonight. Thank you Vaazkl!! 🩵

I can actually explain the one about puddles drying faster (I only have a high school understanding of chemistry) puddles have more surface area, the water is spread out really thin and more of the water molecules have access to the atmosphere at once and so can evaporate at once. (Increasing surface area increases rate of reaction, this one point has been crucial in many of my tests)

2:22 if you don't get it, a praying mantis would eat there partner meaning :foof, dating and murder

that Roomba will save your life when you get attacked by giant spiders after meeting with Aragog in den Forbidden Forest.

The sun tryna dump on his little cousin again smh

We have scientific proof that a bunch of mice are better at being kind people than middle schoolers

take out can mean 5 things 1: to move an object out of a region 2: food that is eaten/delivered out of the building it is made in 3: to go with on a date 4: to stop one's life 5: to follow outside to give a walk

13:00 that is litterly the hyperbolic time chamber

bill nye the science guy wasnt in the first minute. Im dissapointed

1:01 bro is boutta go missing 💀💀💀

A whole secondary color is named after a citrus fruit which is the product of selective breeding. Let that sink in.

@RealTheScienceCat

Ай бұрын

yes

11:24 He has a helmet.

18:48 are we just ignoring “yes, i’m” being technically correct

7:22 that pigeon is a little confused but he got the spirit

11:14 human go AÄÀAAÀAAAÄAAÁáaᴬ ₐ oh wait it's fine

@arthur_philyppis

5 ай бұрын

the most spoken word in the world is "ok", so i think that is the answer

19:20 bro really said ingeneous. Anyways good content.

8:56 Demoman moment

How many memes can VaazkL read and just make it funny somehow, let’s find out!

2:32 core childhood memory: unlocked.

0:36 SO THAT WAS THE THING THAT WAS MAKING MY EAR SOAR

Thanks for the Science memes, Vaazkl! 😁

22:52 humans being humans 😂

16:44 glados is more scared of birds than ever

I was not disappointed with this one

19:17 What does he mean ALMOST all the scenes in The Martian were filmed on earth, All them scenes were defenitly taken on mars. how other way would they get sand from Mars???

Jeff has the same amount of nukes as north Korea what?!?

another great video

That meow was.. amazing

0:21 actually using rodricks project from diary of a wimpy kid is genius

The sound humans make, "hey"

The only place that kids going is copyright town,cuz that board is directly out of children's novel diary of a Wimpy kid.

the natural predator for a Roomba is the auto lawn mower.

that einstein pun was so good

5:27 I was disappointed to find out that wasn’t the real reason it’s called Type O Blood.

@Silas-um7mi

7 ай бұрын

Fun fact: In German it is called type zero. Don't know what yall are doing.

@prof.tahseen6104

6 ай бұрын

@@Silas-um7mi Yeah man we too, in Türkiye, call it 'sıfır' which means zero.

11:28 Has a simple answer, whenever Antman has to breathe, he EATS an oxygen atom, then after a minute or so he eats another.

11:09 wait why was the meow so satisfying

I somehow learned more from this video than 5 science class periods

the human goes blah

I like the Insaniquarium sounding music that randomly plays in your videos

0:22 Kid obviously read Diary of a Wimpy Kid

I find it funny how he finds a funny meme but decides not to read it because he's "already read it" and doesn't want people to complain when him skipping it makes it more annoying than if he were to read it again.

biologists are just a bunch of cells that talk about other cells ~some meme i found on the internet

0:20 if you guys have read diary of a wimpy kid you know full well where this kid got this experiment from

12:30 I always just remembered by saying that it’s pointing to the lower number/worse thing/whatever.

8:49 alcoholism comes to you.

2:31 didn’t expect Johnny test

10:42 uranium? That's what I eat daily and it makes pretty fireworks? COOL

I don’t know what everyone seems to be hating on Unversity Physics 14th edition, it had rather clean explanations for simple fluid dynamics. Now Thermodynamics and Mechanics of Jet Propulsion that’s another story.

the guy who plugged brick into brick has a gigabrain

Rats are probably more empathetic than humans,wich is kinda odd,wholesome and sad at the same time. I love rats more than ever now.