Share your funniest mistake(s) in the commenst! 😊

@jumadavlatov2586

2 жыл бұрын

I remember when I said to my docent: ik houd van de geile dingen. But I was meaning: I like yellow things. I think we were talking about natuur. She was looking me with a big and friendly eyes and tried to explain me. From that day I know what is geil and geel.. please make a fully video to help us how to pronouns the moelijk woorden please

@annivlaflipfan9184

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, hier zit nu ook een trol, dat is vreemd.

@mariadebake5483

2 жыл бұрын

@@annivlaflipfan9184 Ja er zitten er veel deze avond, erg vervelend

@annivlaflipfan9184

2 жыл бұрын

@@mariadebake5483 Ja, echt, ik hoop dat Kim ze kan verwijderen.

@mariadebake5483

2 жыл бұрын

@@annivlaflipfan9184 Ja ik ook. Volgens mij is het steeds dezelfde

Een vriendin van mij heeft voor een tijdje in Nederland gewoond. In het begin zorgde ze eens voor verwarring met de opmerking dat ze op weg naar huis de UITVAART had gemist. In het Duits noemen wij de AFRIT van de snelweg AUSFAHRT.

Well, in the opposite, I asked someone hoe zeg je "shower", and they simply responded "douche". It was maybe 10 minutes after, I realized they actually told me the word. I thought I had said something wrong and they were offended haha.

@learndutchwithkim

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

Huur / hoer is a classic, it happened in my class as well when we had a lesson about "vaste lasten". Someone started "ten eerste betaal ik de hoer" and the teacher was a bit shocked :D My funny mistakes were when I confused "overleven" with "overleden" (come on, just one letter, haha), when I thought that "steekpartij" was some kind of a barbecue (as it sounds like a steak party) and when my friends came over to Amsterdam, saw an "Openbare bibliotheek" and were sure it was a library with an open bar.

@mariadebake5483

2 жыл бұрын

Funny! But I can't imagine a Dutch teacher being shocked about 'ten eerste betaal ik de hoer', because this is such a common mistake. She must have heard it a million times before.

@jameskendell1799

Жыл бұрын

I've got "overgeven" and "overleden" mixed up before...though with how I'd felt, maybe "overleden" was appropriate

In mijn Nederlands cursus hebben we oefeningen in teams van 2 personen gedaan. In het eind vroeg de docent een meisje en een jongen "Zijn jullie klaar?" waarop het meisje zei "Ja, we zijn klaargekomen".

@learndutchwithkim

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha 🤣

@ikarade3274

2 жыл бұрын

Lekker zeg

Geel has always been a problem for me. My Dutch husband just caught me trying to repeat geil, geel, gul. He still laughed and said I got in wrong. O dear more practice needed. Thank you for the fun fact video.

@learndutchwithkim

2 жыл бұрын

Haha, just keep on practicing! Happy you liked it!

@tmaldri

2 жыл бұрын

I lived in Geel, Belgium for about 6 years, so learning the difference between geil and geel was learned very early on. lol

@opperbuil

2 жыл бұрын

I'm sure your husband will love it when you walk up to him covered in yellow paint and you say "Schat, ik ben geil."

Ik heb een verhaal voor je, ik was bij mijn schoonouders bij de eettafel. Het was niet mooi weer buiten, het regent. Een kat kwam plotseling binnen en ik voelde dat hij langs mij been was dus ik aaide hem. Hij was nat, ik zei, 'Er is een natte poes hier' iedereen begon te lachen en ik had geen idee waarom. Later heb ik geleerd dat die mensen waren allemaal aan een vrouwelijke lichaamsdeel waren aan het denken.

@martinvoet217

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha! It's not really a mistake, but that phrase has sexual connotations. It literally means ''There's a wet pussy over here'' 😂 In that sentence we would have used the word ''kat'' in stead of ''poes'' to express what you wanted to say.

Many foreign people cannot pronounce the place Scheveningen. It's kind of a unique thing as in many languages the "SCH" is pronounced as "SH" but here the C is not silent. In WW II it was the perfect method to catch German spies red handed as German does not know that construction so it will always be spoken out as "She fenningen" and there went your entire cover out the window. 😂

@martinvoet217

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, that is a true story.

OMG, I'm pooping on the garbage! You made me laugh until my side ached this morning. I just returned home from a month in Nederland. Lots of people did not understand me when I asked about renting a bike, a car, a house. I'm sure I made the huur hoer mistake often! 🤣

Mijn vrouw die hier al heel lang woont heeft nog steeds problemen met a en aa. Ze werkt als verpleegkundige op spoed. Soms moet ze mensen direct doorverwijzen naar de kaakchirurg en dan spreekt ze de aa uit als a. Mensen denken wat, waar moet ik naartoe. Ik heb een probleem met mijn aangezicht niet met de achterkant. Trouwens super leuke video. Doei.🥰👍😉.

Praat maar aub in Nederlands en leg het maar uit ook in de Nederlandse taal. zo leren we de taal het snelst. Bedankt voor je moeite.❤❤❤❤❤

Common topics you learn in early Dutch lessons are clothes and going to the huisarts. During a lesson we were taking random questions written in paper out of a jar to practice with our colleagues, and my colleague asked me something like "hoe lang heb jij dit jeuk?" (for how long have you had this itch?). But I misunderstood the last word as "jurk" (dress) and that day I was wearing a dress I've had for a long time. She was quite shocked that I answered I had that "itch" for 8 years until we figured out the misunderstanding...

Dank je wel. Ik ben in Nederland al zes jaar en ik vind het leuk om naar jou te luisteren. Ik had Daar wel iets aan 😝

im fully dutch, but just love to watch your videos. 👍

Thank you so much for your time 💖😚

Heel grappige/gezellige/interessante video 😂 Dank u wel 😊

Geweldig! Amazing video, Kim! REALLY useful. :D I feel that with geil vs geel I will be wrong 99% of the time... but schijt happens, echt? I couldn't stop laughing. You are a natural for this.

I am loving your videos!! For some reason i became interested in learning dutch as a hobbie and your videos are practical and really fun :)

Thank you. I learned so much!

I've got an example, but the other way around... This was a Dutch speaking person, trying to speak English, but by including a Dutch word to the sentence it became rather offensive. ;) I think this was back in 1996. My friends and I went to Salou, Spain for the summer holiday and one time we were at the hotel, waiting for the elevator. Now the elevator had a little window in it, so when the elevator came up we could see that there were people inside. We saw that is was the elderly English couple that we had seen a couple of times before. So my friend signalled to hide so they wouldn't see us, so we did. And as soon as the door opened my friend jumped in front of them and yelled: "BOO!" The couple of course was taken completely off guard and me and my friends found that hilarious. But when we were done laughing my friend said the most iconic sentence I've ever heard him say. He addresses the elderly woman who was the most shocked and said to her: "It's a joke, hoor..."

@learndutchwithkim

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 hilarious!!!

ik heb genoten van deze video 😂😂 bedankt Kim!

Now THESE are the real life lessons in Dutch!

Ik ben een buitenlandse student in België en je video's helpen me veel om Nederlands te leren, het grappige is dat met al deze video's die ik kijk en ook ik ben vaak in nederland , heb ik Nederlands geleerd met een hollands accent wat anders is dan vlaams accent , dus ik altijd krijg deze vraag , als ik kom uit nederland !!

Thank you for the video!

Klarkommen is something along the line of 'did you work out how to do it', e.g. did you work out how to use the new machine' or 'figure out' , like 'did you figure your way out in my apartment' (maybe you're having someone stay over while you're gone...)

hele erg bedankt kim

Top, erg bedankt!

Love IT that you talk dutch 🥰

Klarkommen / zurechtkommen Geil is actually a german Word ,what the Dutch have adopted since the 80s of the last century and then pronounce it in Dutch.

@TijmenZwaan

2 жыл бұрын

Geil in Dutch is much older than the 80s. The ethymology goes back hundreds of years.

:D :D :D I laughed so much at the "pumpkin soup" and others! Thanks for this video!

Like always the best. I just love your chanel. I just like to compare Dutch and Afrikaans. Do you also learn the "klinker" a e i o u sounds and the aa ee oo uu ei ie ui sounds in the first year of school. Like you explain in the video, how important it is to pronounce it correctly. Ek kan nie wag vir die volgende video nie.

Extracted from Duolingo: ''Unchanging adjectives Some adjectives don’t get any ending. These include: +adjectives ending in -en (this includes participles of verbs acting as adjectives that end in -en) + eigen: mijn eigen hond (my own dog) + tevreden: de tevreden katten (the satisfied cats) + gebroken: de gebroken lamp (the broken lamp) + open: het open boek (the open book) + opgewonden: de opgewonden kinderen (the excited children)''

Ik moest een beetje lachen om fout #4, klaargekomen. Ik kom oorspronkelijk uit Aruba. En ik weet nog van mijn tijd op de Havo dat #4 was een van de meest gemaakte fouten door de leerlingen.😅

I am enjoy with this video, it is too funny, thank you very much, now I am going to use with my friends

@learndutchwithkim

2 жыл бұрын

Happy to hear that!!

Omw such a funny episode, thanks Kim

@learndutchwithkim

2 жыл бұрын

You're welcome!

I think that some of the the confusion with geil and geel comes from the fact that when people speak quickly, the Dutch ei can sound to me like a short e and the Dutch ee can sound to me like a short i. For example "zeilen" can sound to me like "zelle" and "hoeveel" can sound to me like "hoevil". I saw a similar problem to huur and hoer discussed in a KZread video about Norwegian pronunciation that said that if you mispronounce the Norwegian word for "you", it will sound like a Norwegian word for "toilet". I once read an article by a Spanish speaking comedian about his problems with the English word "sheet".

@ArnoldusCyberius

2 жыл бұрын

Manuel in Fawlty Towers is gebaseerd op misverstaan.... Overigens werd Manuel gespeeld door een Britse acteur.

@manuelsantana758

2 жыл бұрын

😆 In Afrikaans, which is very similar to Dutch, this examples of mistakes are the same except for opgewonde. We use it to say that someone is excited about something. Example: Die seun was opgewonde toe sy pa vir hom 'n geskenk gee. Which translates to: The son was excited when his father gave him a present/gift.

@mariadebake5483

2 жыл бұрын

@@manuelsantana758 In that sense it can be used in Dutch too. It just means exited. Only it CAN be used in a sexual way, so it's a word you have to be careful with. The context has to be very clear, but you can definitly say a child is exited about a present using this word

In german: "Bist du klargekommen?" would be "Did you made it?" (without having problems) Example: Someone lends a neighbor a machine to DIY that the other has never used before. When the machine is returned, the other asks? "Und? Bist du (damit) klargekommen? Meaning: "So? Did you get along (with it)?"

@MacXpert74

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, there are many interesting and funny ‘false friends’ between the German and Dutch language. The for German people normal sounding sentence “Kommst du mit dir geiles neuen Auto klar?” sounds really funny for a Dutch person, as it seems like they are saying in Dutch: “Kom je met je geile nieuwe auto klaar?” Which means something like “Do you get an orgasm from your horny new car?”. 😂

You are really amazing❤

Bedankt

I came here looking for a link to your physical goods store. I want that Het words mug...but try as I might I can't find it. May I suggest that is something to add to your video descriptions?

@learndutchwithkim

2 жыл бұрын

How great you want to buy my mug! You make a solid point, I will add it to my new descriptions. For now, this is the link: learndutchwithkim.com/shop/

Ik schijt op het afval hahaha. Het is goed dat jij er bent om jouw studenten de juiste zinnen en woorden te leren want op you tube is het grappig maar in het echte leven kan zo'n opmerking misschien voor problemen zorgen. Jij bent een topper waar wij als studenten echt iets aan hebben !!! Blijf alsjeblieft nog lang onze lerares. Groetjes Arnold

@worfoz

Жыл бұрын

Ik scheid mijn huisvuil. klinkt als: .....

I honestly didn’t know the sound differences between oe and uur before! Thanks! XD I thought they sounded the same and I though ei and ij were different! XD Yeah! ;) Our consonants maybe hard to pull off but they don’t hold a candle to the vowels and the spelling rules are no exceptions! 😝😂

10:15 misschien "spannend"? 😊 Very funny and clear video, as always!

@learndutchwithkim

2 жыл бұрын

Spannend is more when something is adventurous or thrilling 😊

I also didn’t know about any of all these hilarious awkward mistakes either! 😂😂😂

Zeer interessant 🤣🤣👍👍

I told my Dutch friends, "Ik eet graag ramen" like the Japanese noodle dish or instant noodles 🍜🍜🍜 They then joked about me eating windows like wut? Isn't it "venster" or something 🪟🪟🪟? Lol

Love you so much 😘

Ha Kim! Leuk kanaal heb je! Ik kende het niet, maar kwam je tegen op Cameo. Daar hoorde ik je praten over Dutchies... Je kent het bekende Pass The Dutchie On The Left Hand Side van Musical Youth vast ook wel. Daarover hoorde ik een radio-dj ooit een keer verklaren dat Dutchie in het Amerikaans zoiets betekent als kliekje. Maar in de straattaal van de band betekende het een joint. Nou hoorde ik dat minstens 25 jaar geleden, en de oorwurm is onderhand ook alweer zowat 40(!) jaar oud, maar toch vroeg ik me af of je je leerlingen echt kliekjes en pretsigaretten noemt?

@learndutchwithkim

2 жыл бұрын

Haha, ja ik ken het ook als “joint”. Ik heb een video gemaakt over de verschillende gebruiken van Dutch in het Engels trouwens

شكرا على المحتوى الجميل جدا 👍👍

By the way: "weird" originally actually means "skilled in witchcraft"! (Look it up in an old English dictionary!)

When my friend was learning Dutch, he is now fluent, he was in company and said something about taking his jumper off. Alas he got a bit confused with his separable verbs and voorzetsel and rather than use uittrekken he used aftrekken.

@learndutchwithkim

2 жыл бұрын

😂

The best Dutch tutor on the KZreads is distractingly cute. Natuurlijk.

Geweldig 🤣

super leuk

It happens so easily that you make mistakes with those damned false friends, especially If your native language is German and so similar in many ways that you think some Improvisation will work out well. My mistake: die nächste Straße = de nakste straat instead of de volgende straat. Naked street doesn't make much sense but even though it's embarrassing enough

@martinvoet217

2 жыл бұрын

''De nakste straat'' sounds like ''The most naked street'' (naaktste straat) in Dutch. Funny story though.

Hi Kim. Funny mistakes.... I once wanted to ask a dutch (female) friend if she get´s along well. In German: kommste klar? - I then was told that it means something really different in the Netherlands... :D :D :D - same as in your video

U bent so lovely💕 bedankt👍

Lang geleden zei ik "Hij vindt haar rukken leuk" ipv "Hij vindt haar rokken mooi" 😂

@learndutchwithkim

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha, ook een leuk voorbeeld!

@opperbuil

2 жыл бұрын

Direct zijn wordt gewaardeerd!

I'm glad I'm a french native speaker so I can pronounce the U sound correctly

You should also do a video on the same kind of mistakes in translations between German and Dutch. You will find some funny mistakes people from Germany and the Netherlands make with the other language. I think that Dutch people make these mistakes with German more than German people do with Dutch, allthough German people seem to have some moments of confusion with written Dutch.

@Widdekuu91

2 жыл бұрын

I´ve heard one example about geil (geiles Auto) that went wrong, one example of Klaarkomen in an office, one of Schwul/Zwoel (dancing camp and dancing seductively) being confused, which was a compliment and ended in a fight on the dancefloor and one of a Dutch person using the word Fikkie and it being misunderstood. I would like to see that video too. :)

@Widdekuu91

2 жыл бұрын

Oh also, a friend of my great-grandpa once came over and brought his children and to please them, my great-grandmother bought steak, because 'Americans liked steak.' One of the kids didn't cut the meat right and started choking halfway through, to which the American angrily responded; 'Cut! CUT!' and slapped the kid on the back to get the meat back out. All the kids at the dinnertable were sitting there with red faces and gaping mouths, flabbergasted that the important American man would curse like that haha.

Hallo Kim, I wil de hele cursus " intermediate" bij jouw volgen. Hoe kun ik aanmelden

@learndutchwithkim

2 жыл бұрын

Hoi Jennifer, wat leuk dat je die wilt doen! 😊Je kunt de cursus hier kopen: courses.learndutchwithkim.com/p/dutch-for-intermediates Tot en met morgenavond is er nog een BLACKFRIDAY korting! Dus je kunt de code BLACKFRIDAY gebruiken op de checkout pagina voor 25% korting! Veel succes en een mooie dag :)

Hoi Kim, Zag dit filmpje en als Nederlander met een van oorsprong buitenlandse vrouw heel herkenbaar. Uit nieuwsgierigheid, ben je zelf Nederlandse? En nog een kleine tip, als je nederlands aan mensen wilt leren, kijk dan nog even goed naar je beschrijvende tekst of er geen fouten in staan 😁

@learndutchwithkim

2 жыл бұрын

Hoi, ja ik ben Nederlandse :) en wat voor fouten staan er in mijn beschrijving? :)

klaarkomen does not specifically have to mean orgasm in dutch. If someone is doing something and somean asks: "' is het klaargekomen" this is a normal sentence. Of "het is niet klaar gekomen" if something has not been finished.

@Widdekuu91

2 жыл бұрын

But that's an oldfashioned term, nowadays. Usually klaarkomen is used for orgasming. The context can still make it sound normal, if it is a jacket that needed to be finished and your grandma says; 'Wel, ik ben ermee klaargekomen..' with a tired face. But as soon as she says she's klaargekomen with a paintbrush or something, it gets a lot more strange (and funny.)

Hello !!! Do you know what jiskoot, jeskoot, jeijskoot means in dutch ? Im researching old dutch words ? Such an interesting language.

@mariadebake5483

2 жыл бұрын

Never heard of them tbh

@DunkelblauerMB

2 жыл бұрын

.

@DunkelblauerMB

2 жыл бұрын

If it is really sourced from old dutch then it most likely means "ijskoud" and is a word combination from "ijs" and "Koud" it means Ice Cold or Cold as Ice. Back in the days' abandoned kids/foundlings were rather common and often found cold as ice. And since they were nameless it was given, depending on the era and regional dialect, the name "Eijskoot" or "Jiskoot" or "Yskoud". So over time, this foundlings name became a Surname/Family name. And still can be found today spelt like this, but no longer as a word but as a name. Such as "Kees Jiskoot" or "Silvester Yskoud" or "Eefje Eijskoot".

Halo Kim, heb je ook filmpje over "te" gedraaid? ...anders ik hou van je lessen , bedankt voor hen...

@learndutchwithkim

2 жыл бұрын

Nog niet, maar wel met “om te”

@milan5136

2 жыл бұрын

@@learndutchwithkim heeft nederlands nog veel andere mogelijkheden om "te" in de zin te gebruiken?

Opgewonde is Afrikaans for 'excited'. It's tough when you speak Afrikaans (like I do)

Misheard lyrics. In K2 zoekt K3 I heard a song that I misheard lyrics as "godverdomme, mijn bikini vol zand"

yES TO real life lessons in Dutch!

De huur is de lastige woord voor nieuwe mensen 😂🤣🤣

jajjajajajja el intro fue lo maximo jajjaja

Ik vroeg aan mijn vriend: hé schat, zou je een tampon willen eten? (Ipv tompouce) 😅

@mariadebake5483

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@learndutchwithkim

2 жыл бұрын

Mmmmm lekker!!

@annivlaflipfan9184

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@mariadebake5483

2 жыл бұрын

@@learndutchwithkim Smakelijk....

@mariadebake5483

2 жыл бұрын

@@annivlaflipfan9184 Leuke naam!

I have already confused myself between geil and geel, but i actually said I'm yellow and I meant something else... Sooo not the usual order of this mistake.

Mijn vriend en ik hebben samen in een café gezeten en ik vertelde hem hoe graag ik wilde zonnen .hij dacht dat ik er zei hoe graag ik wilde zoenen :) Maar het was een goede vergissing😂

@martinvoet217

2 жыл бұрын

Hoe is het afgelopen? Ben je gezoend of ben je gaan zonnen?

was heel goed!

I remember i remember danke uit kendal uk

also saying neuken instead of keuken can quickly turn one's visit in the NL upside down

So true u start to learn dutch lol

Ik heb gebakken ui in plaats van ei besteld 😅😂😅 en het was toen zo grappig maar als ik het eraan denk, voel me zeer gegeneerd 😅

@learndutchwithkim

7 ай бұрын

Ahhhh 🙈

Ja, Nederlands heeft inderdaad ongebruikelijke klinkercombinaties

Very helpful. I'm currently learning Dutch and I still can't pronouns the words, Buurman and Boerman, geil and geel. I remember how my docent was looking to me when I said: ik houd van de geile dingen. But I wanted to say. I like yellow things. PLEASE HELP , us to pronouns these things good. Make a video about pronounsiation Please 🙏🙏🙏👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

@opperbuil

2 жыл бұрын

Real men are supposed to like geile dingen so no shame there!

Om jouw Engels te verbeteren: Billen is Butt met twee T , but met een T is maar.

i am ready to make more mistakes !!!!

At times the Dutch can come up with odd idioms too. Once I heard, ''Ik kan niet meedoen met gym met het oog op m'n rug''. 🤔

@learndutchwithkim

2 жыл бұрын

😂 ja klopt

Your lessons are very nice . I hoop to contact with you . I live in Netherlands

Mensen die poepen in België gebruiken terwijl het hier iets anders betekent 😂

I like this channel dutchies to be

Ik heb ook en bijvoorbeeld haha vis en vies ,,,,, lol

"Ben je er mee klaar gekomen" kan op zich ook nog wel, maar er mee klaar komen is een stijl die verouderd is. en volgens mij heb ik hier ook één of twee schrijffouten gemaakt in het beschrijven van er mee. Over klaar gekomen als twee losse woorden ben ik ook niet zeker. ;-)

@mariadebake5483

2 жыл бұрын

"Ben je er klaar mee" kan wel. Maar ja, het woord gekomen kun je beter weglaten

Maar ik zie in google translate dat opgewonden = excited 😭😭😭

Love u

Talent for new actress Bond movie...:-))

My girlfriend when we argued she said "Ik wil dat je me serieus neemt" . Correct but she stressed on the wrong word (klemtoon).

@learndutchwithkim

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@martinvoet217

2 жыл бұрын

😂

me tryna pronounce geel geil gul like a crow singing gugugugkgugkgugugkgugkgug xd

@learndutchwithkim

2 жыл бұрын

😂😅

❤❤

Zijn ze goedkoop dan?

Ik kan niet de verschiel tussen schijten en scheiden horen en nu ik ben bang om scheiden te gebruiken 😂

@learndutchwithkim

2 жыл бұрын

Nee, je bedoelt dat je bang bent om "schijten" te gebruiken (hoop ik), haha!

@mariadebake5483

2 жыл бұрын

Dat is logisch omdat "ik scheid" en "ik schijt" ook precies hetzelfde uitgesproken worden! (De infinitief natuurlijk niet)

@warb635

2 жыл бұрын

@@learndutchwithkim What could help: schijt -> shit. Not shid.

Viezerd🤣

Hahaha dit is echt grappig

Hoi, moet het niet "butt" zijn in "May I have the but"? Ik zie deze fout nu pas als het fout is!

@learndutchwithkim

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha, ja dat was een typefoutje van mij :)

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