3:09 got me dying

@Ryota1686

22 сағат бұрын

Same

“That’s not a pear it’s a....mango”

@ofstad7007

Жыл бұрын

Mango.??.???????????????????????????

@henrystickmin4630

Жыл бұрын

No, it’s a potato, idiot!

@elizabethwilliams2715

3 ай бұрын

That is an avocado, dumb ass (DONT DELETE THIS COMMENT)

@GabrielSpada-bv9bs

15 күн бұрын

Topjdhehdhd Fhnchvbv

@GabrielSpada-bv9bs

15 күн бұрын

X

1:04 That sound…So satisfying…!

2:33 me- actually flinches

When the spider jumped on the screen my heart stopped for a sec-

3:29 was very funny

Me: *Phone behind* Kermit: I like your cut G

@ayeshakadri2142

2 жыл бұрын

🧠🫁🫀🦷

Person: opening a broom Kermit: no way I thought it was a piano

1:10 this dude turned into a crashing wii

Every time he screams it sounds like my car alarm going off lol

@ericmayhall5472

2 жыл бұрын

I love Pikachu your icons very cute are you a girl or a boy? Please cuz I'm a girl chicken nugget emoji 🐈 🐁 🏃🤹🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🥀🌷🌻🌻🌼🍀🍀🍀🍀🍉🥓🧀🥚🍳🌭🌭🥘🥚🌰🥚🌰🥜🥜🧀🍐🥔🥔🥞🍳🥔🍳🥔🥔🥔🍳🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥑🥑🥑🍖🥯🥩🍳🍳🥓🥓

Mickey Mouse: instant demon voice Donald Duck: BAAAAAAUAUAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAA Our boi Kermit: YEET Activates interstellar soundtrack

@Sirawesomej904

2 жыл бұрын

YEET and Makes semi truck horn sound. I forgot

4:47 Kermit's scream

0:44 my heart skipped 2 beats

@raydellmenville3386

Жыл бұрын

Bruh💀

@RhythmHeavenFan123

Жыл бұрын

@@raydellmenville3386 huh

@matcamo979

5 күн бұрын

It’s a jumpscare

Kermert: If my calculations are correct that there is not a watermelon, that's a lemon, it's yellow, learn your colors Me: if MY calculations are correct that's not a lemon, that's a pineapple learn your fruits. 😎

Kermit Learns how to Shop Today

After all the fnaf torture i did not get scared through this video

0:07 Kermit is going to heaven

@erod8

Жыл бұрын

@Blu3 guy247, Nah he goin to hell

@erod8

Жыл бұрын

Bruh

@felipeferrer3670

Ай бұрын

No he was a fairy 🧚‍♂️

Kermit: satisfying videos Kermit one second later:NOOOO

2:42 Kermit slapped me in the face.

Squirrel in a trash bin Kermit: *oh hey it’s a baby raccoon*

@axolotl6788

2 жыл бұрын

U mean a mini trash panda?!?

@bean704

2 жыл бұрын

Kermit:aAaaAaAaAaAaAaAAaaAAaAaaAaAaaaaAaAAaaaAAAaAaAAAAaAaa

5:47 “ Kermit” I don’t work at a grocery store but I think that’s a mango” Complete banger

@0liver_r14

2 жыл бұрын

“That ain’t no bunny rabbit, that’s a hippopotamus.”

@cocoaroadto3007

2 жыл бұрын

@@0liver_r14 nah dude thats a t-rex

@bowl-thebrightlight8590

2 жыл бұрын

@@cocoaroadto3007 nah it’s a tiger

@watermxlonsvgar8532

2 жыл бұрын

@@bowl-thebrightlight8590 nah it’s a elephant

@MAXIMUMPOWER42

2 жыл бұрын

@@watermxlonsvgar8532 nah it’s a big bird

That scared me so much I forgot how to breathe for 1 second 0:44

Elmo has got to stay strapped cuz the streets are tough

The pennywise one scared the living out of me

Random girl:they poured metal in a watermelon Kermit:umm no it a melon learn your colors Me:it’s a pineapple😂

@marygracebarretta3198

2 жыл бұрын

Jjj2hwuh Ksun7usyihzhb Iwjhwnenn Msmdn jenbeh

@marygracebarretta3198

2 жыл бұрын

JkjsmiejMejbsshsa jehejsj idudjj jehsneu 7rhrj

@rigobertovelazquez7046

2 жыл бұрын

No

The girl: it’s a watermelon Kermit the frog: that is clearly an orange learn your colours Me. That is clearly an orange

@maiqxobvi

2 жыл бұрын

It’s clearly a lemon 🙄💅🏻

@HoppiPotato

2 жыл бұрын

@@maiqxobvi NO ITS A BANANA 🙄

@g4mb1t68

2 жыл бұрын

@@HoppiPotato UGH some people…. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ It’s *CLEARLY* a Spongebob 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Ugh some people..

@alley_nett6930

2 жыл бұрын

ITS A STRAWBERRY DUM DUM

@Kirito-fz4kd

2 жыл бұрын

@@alley_nett6930 noo its an orange

Kermit flow up like a big paper airplane

3:08 Cat sent Kermit to space with ultra electric bolts

@ky2223

Жыл бұрын

Cat 🐱 aaaaaahahaahahahahahahahuahaah! 3:09

kermit: oh hey look theres a baby racoon jumpscare:i was actully a squirrel

Kermit:that ain’t no bunny rabbit that a hippopotamus me:*WHEEZE*

OMG MY GOD HE JUMP AND FALL!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kermit:Elmo calm down take your medicine. Elm o: basically gibberish.

@bryndahays4759

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry! Kermit: Elmo calm down take your medicine. Elmo: basically basically gibberish. Me: laughing so hard I love it so much!🥰🥰🥰🤣😁🤣🤣😆😆😆😅😅😅

4:00 *sees bugs on cup* Kermit: “No, stop! No, stop! No, right now! Stop!”

Kermit: oh wow so satisfying Kermit again: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOOOP

@matthewstelecounclingaccou3206

2 жыл бұрын

NOOoOoOooOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOOOoOOOoo

@Q-tube1

2 жыл бұрын

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Kermit:oh it’s a baby raccoon 🦝 Me:that’s a squirrel- 🐿🥜

Lady: have you had this kind of pear before? Kermit: um I don't go to grocery stores but that's not a pear its a mango Me: wrong! That's a BOM

Kermit: shaves elmos Hair off Kermit be like : WHERES DA MONEY Elmo be like: NO I LIKE YO CUT G

@marketiacooper6880

3 жыл бұрын

WHERES THE MONEY LEBOWSKI!? *BUNNY SAYS UR GOOD FOR IT-*

@marianaeliosajimenez2793

2 жыл бұрын

@Elizabeth Rojas fr

@marianaeliosajimenez2793

2 жыл бұрын

@Elizabeth Rojas está

@amber2816

2 жыл бұрын

🎂👈🏽🎂👈🏽🎂👈🏽🎂👈🏽🎂👈🏽🎂👈🏽🎂👈🏽🎂👈🏽🎂👈🏽🎂👈🏽🎂👈🏽🎂👈🏽😘

@amber2816

2 жыл бұрын

Ok ✅ I love you ❤️ and I will talk to y’all tomorrow night love ❤️ love 💗 and miss y’all too baby mama bye 👋🏾 love mama bye mama love mama mama boo 👻 love mama bye mama love mama mama boo mama bye mama mama bye mom love

“That’s not a pear,that’s a mango” ScIenCe

@juliannadelaguardia-f2816

2 жыл бұрын

: D

@sastune_tea5737

2 жыл бұрын

True

Person: What's that bunny rabbit doing in there? Kermit: That ain't no bunny rabbit... That's a hippopotamus Me: THATS A RACCOON!!!!!!!!!

@knot_videos7890

2 жыл бұрын

that’s what i be like true

I feel like Kermit the frog in the satisfying videos was being sarcastic.

4:51 Kermit: “Oh, wow! Look, hamburgers!” *Sees bugs inside them* Kermit: “NOOOOOOOOO” *Sees a cake being crushed* Kermit: “AAAAAAAAAH” *Sees cherry pie getting crushed* Kermit: “Oh, come on, now! Stop!” *Sees chicken nuggets getting put in drink* Kermit: “No, not the chicken nuggets! Oh, I wanted those…”

@tailsmilesperhour2965

2 жыл бұрын

True

@marybecerra3676

2 жыл бұрын

Uhhhhh I think you messed up on the last part

@pugsplayz

Жыл бұрын

Why do you have my card bro

@erhemtesseoaguilarruelas4080

Жыл бұрын

RSknsmznz

The "satisfying videos" sent me on an emotional rollercoaster of satisfaction and disgust

kermit be like whenever something explodes: BAM WHEEE OOF

I screamed at the Spider-Man one and my mom was like that’s enough

@tylerredforge5563

2 жыл бұрын

🗿

Kermit be like: Cat meow Kermit: y e e t

@zohl9262

2 жыл бұрын

3:10

This will never get old

@coreyhowe3451

2 жыл бұрын

It will get old

@kinito_is_life

2 жыл бұрын

I am bob and am going to destroy your soul

Kermit be like: (cake of fake?) Please be fake :kermit:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

“Dancing Kermit in the sky isn’t real, it can’t hurt you.” Dancing Kermit the frog: *0:24*

@chinowang190516

2 жыл бұрын

f

@Fargielpaisficticiixd1

2 жыл бұрын

Is in 0:28

@karmaKillz-ct4cu

2 жыл бұрын

He was dancing not screaming

@thewallsarespeakingtome

2 жыл бұрын

That's Brock.

@evelingolguinquispe6502

2 жыл бұрын

Ññaaaña

The first one, when i read "hydraulic press" i started thinking of kokichi's death-

@S3kan7973

2 жыл бұрын

Oh god now I can’t un see it

@thatonekokichikinnie9647

2 жыл бұрын

@@S3kan7973 DLVDODHOSBSODN SAME-

@TizTheFox

2 жыл бұрын

Weeb alert Also Danganrontard alert

@thatonekokichikinnie9647

2 жыл бұрын

@@TizTheFox pfffffft-

@pinkram100

2 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO NO JSJSJSJS

0:07 my favorite jumpscare part

Kermit: "What kind of idiot would throw a bottle down the well" Me:PFFTTT🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

LOOOOOOOL it was funny how kermit flys in side but the outside LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Kermit: satisfying videos! Kermit 1 second after: NOOOOO!!

@devithink

2 жыл бұрын

for real tho klol

Kermit reacting to satisfying video be like: Wow so nice! Look at that! NOOOOOOOO! Wow so satisfying! Look at that! NOOOOOOOO!

@Slushi15

2 жыл бұрын

*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO* **eardrums blow**

@strawhatalex2347

2 жыл бұрын

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! oh so cool

0.44 my heart skipped almost 3 beats

@LoL-wi2km

2 жыл бұрын

0:44

@nikoelguerito5729

2 жыл бұрын

I did not get scared on that part

@evelynkart

2 жыл бұрын

its not scary its funny

@Alex-md3ie

2 жыл бұрын

XD

@bluephoenix150

2 жыл бұрын

I know right. That scared me too.

instead of Kermit Getting yeeted at the back of the room, he flys into the sky like he is A flying Frog XD. 3:09

@anhanderson6800

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@aircraft4

2 жыл бұрын

@@anhanderson6800 IKR

@sirenonpawzz

2 жыл бұрын

LOLLLL IKR

@kristapavlovska472

2 жыл бұрын

Fnf

@aircraft4

2 жыл бұрын

@Preston Parker I know, but now on his channel this year is different so it may not be at the back of the room anymore.

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Kermit: *Sees squirrel* Oh a baby racoon!

@davismorris222

3 жыл бұрын

@Elizabeth Rojas O.

“That’s not a pear. That’s a MANGO!” Me: “That’s not a fruit. THATS A GRENADE !”

@roguebricksngames

2 жыл бұрын

That’s what I’m saying

@astronautatlas9723

2 жыл бұрын

Nah you just overthinking that's an apple

@animequeenuwu9256

2 жыл бұрын

No ots a orange

@nimsherpa229

2 жыл бұрын

No it’s an avocado duh ✌️😑😒

@_Sashu

2 жыл бұрын

It’s actually an avocado

3:16 true I've been to store on Black Friday that alarm going off 24/7

I wanna see Mickey and Kermit have a battle to the death

Kermit: "That aint no bunny rabbit. Thats a hippopotamus" Me: **w h e e z e**

@vxxfers

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao-

@roguebricksngames

2 жыл бұрын

✨lmao✨

@tsuyuasui3412

2 жыл бұрын

I like ur pfp

@minaashido6329

2 жыл бұрын

@Wolf Katsuki Bakugou same like yours too

@tsuyuasui3412

2 жыл бұрын

@@minaashido6329 thanks!

That girl: what is a bunny rabbit doing in there? Kermit: That ant no bunny rabbit that's a hippopotamus. Me: 😱your killing me Kermit😱

yo those bugs were straight crazy and nasty but I still love your videos your videos provide me with so much support when I do not have anything to do Thank you so much. 😀😀😀 p.s. THANKS

Kermit was so dissapointed in whoever made the glass door thing

Random guy:* drops a bottle down the well* Kermit: today we will be exploring the well * bottle falls on Kermit* Kermit:WHAT-

@howdyisyourday

2 жыл бұрын

I0I

@vikirose8455

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@roguebricksngames

2 жыл бұрын

Ha yes

Elmo: Elmo is stressed HEHE

Everybody talking about "Thats not a pear, its a mango!" We completely forgot about "That's not a watermelon, its a lemon!"

@preciousmotsipa5429

2 жыл бұрын

tuck

@afsanalina8211

Жыл бұрын

It a pineapple 🍍

3:29 WHY DOES THIS WORK?!? LOL

4:47 Kermit's scream is funny!

@GARRYSMOD4LIFE

2 жыл бұрын

That kermit doesnt scream

LOL it’s so funny how Kermit Gets thrown when there’s a loud sound lol 🤣😊

@ericmayhall5472

2 жыл бұрын

Hi 👋👋👋👋💵💵💵💵

The guy who's sinking:*records* Kermit:ummm I'm not a caption buuuuut I think your bote is sinking Me:uhhh clearly they are idiot

Kermit: I Thought It Was A Piano! Me: Are You Dumb? It’s George Washing Machine!

I love how Kermit can ✨fly✨

@aiwisisveryepik

2 жыл бұрын

same I was gonna comment that

@juliannadelaguardia-f2816

2 жыл бұрын

Ya

@kensleighgurske5921

2 жыл бұрын

He's like byeeee

@Loljfkdf

2 жыл бұрын

Funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Kermit flying out tomorrow morning Andrew thanks 😊👍😊😊 the best hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

@bryongoff3663

2 жыл бұрын

0:07

Kermit:I don’t work at a grocery store, but that’s not a pear that’s a mango Me:*activating markiplier laugh*

@djones3253

2 жыл бұрын

Shut upppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

@Justarandomanimefan.

2 жыл бұрын

@@djones3253 rude

*that ain’t no bunny rabbit, that’s a hippopotamus*

3:09 left me laughing so hard i coughed

@purpleforeva672

2 жыл бұрын

3:10

@sillyflowercat

2 жыл бұрын

SAME XD

@marielvillamor5633

2 жыл бұрын

It’s so funny 😂

@uwuparot2220

2 жыл бұрын

I just didn’t died dude why did you made a screamer

Kermit once said “Violence is not the answer… it’s the solution”

Kermit is correcting her even tho he isn't even right either Lol😂🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸

I love how Kermit went OhOhOh so nice nOnOnOnOnO

@user-yv7cf9fu2i

2 жыл бұрын

Иоооорьпдалвоудыщкзп эпдрщпж

@user-yv7cf9fu2i

2 жыл бұрын

Урцлвдащаюнбвлнрл

A warning for Katsaridaphobia and just overall Bugs would be appreciated as someone who has it 😓 Edit: Autocorrection typo

@SimplyAna121

2 жыл бұрын

Yup and tralsaphopa (fear of the ocean and deep waters

@_yo_5

2 жыл бұрын

@ember star97 uhhhh… their

Random girl:they just poured metal in a watermelon Kermit:no that’s a lemon get your colors right Me:I agreee Kermit

@Potato_de-amolish

2 жыл бұрын

It’s a actually a pineapple ty

@ANTI-PIRACY_HOST

2 жыл бұрын

It’s a Apple dum dums

@LoL-wi2km

2 жыл бұрын

It’s a pineapple

@tatoplaysroblox252

2 жыл бұрын

That is not you dom

@tatoplaysroblox252

2 жыл бұрын

It Bernadette

Nobody: Hydraulic Press:*C̑̈ȓ̈ȗ̈s̑̈h̑̈* My Danganronpa FlashBacks:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Kermit:*Yeeteed in the sky*

i like that part where spiders and wheats are slopped at 3:53

I love Kermit the 🐸 he's funny extra foonnny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I just died. I couldn’t stop laughing 😂 1:10

@Arlecchixoo

2 жыл бұрын

SAME 😂🤣

@Arlecchixoo

2 жыл бұрын

@Alexandra Sarmiento LOL

@Arlecchixoo

2 жыл бұрын

@Alexandra Sarmiento Lol

@alvineduardocornejolopez3257

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@alvineduardocornejolopez3257

2 жыл бұрын

XD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I watched this at 3am totally worth it

1:31 the Florida man strikes again

kermit be happy of seeing himself dancing be like

Kermit: wow look at that so nice. Kermit after seeing an unsatisfying part: nooooooooooooooo!! Me: (weasel so hard that I am choking)

@vector_is_smexy3040

2 жыл бұрын

Weasel? You mean wheezes

@DcComfy2011

2 жыл бұрын

Not cringe but he tryed :)

@agnieszkawalasiewicz6646

2 жыл бұрын

666999@@vector_is_smexy3040 😪

@agnieszkawalasiewicz6646

2 жыл бұрын

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@itamarzion

2 жыл бұрын

@@agnieszkawalasiewicz6646 hi

I like this part so much 1:10

So funny 🤣🤣 that cat

The first one got mewheezing to death😂😂😂

Kermit: that's not a pear that a mango:me That is a grenade

@juicyapple2646

2 жыл бұрын

No it’s a lime

@sopha402

2 жыл бұрын

@@juicyapple2646 no its a dragon fruit

@thatonepersonwhodoesnothing

2 жыл бұрын

No it’s a watermelon

That is so funny when Kermit says I like your cut g and he smacked Elmo.😄😄😄😄😄😗🥰😄😄😄😹😹😹😹

What he's watching 'what is the bunny doing in there-' *kermit* 'that's not a bunny it's a ✨ hippopotamus ✨'

@tinypanther3320

11 ай бұрын

Yeah that last one was hilarious lmao 🤣

I seen those before that's not a mango! IT'S A BOMB IDOLT

@Aubrey.Gamering

2 жыл бұрын

It’s satire

@ashariruqaiyah9402

2 жыл бұрын

LOL U A 4 YEARS OLD KID

@KukitoGamerps5

2 жыл бұрын

@@ashariruqaiyah9402 noob

Thanks for beating the hell out of Elmo dust because he lost his wallet ✓

0:44 so satisfying

Dang Matt Smithall my heart

6:36 Kermit: that’s a lemon it’s yellow” Another banger

@zeshampoodealer

2 жыл бұрын

We forgot about this. Everyone is talking about the others. *we want justice for this guy.*