Funny Joke: Maria just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin
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Maria just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin.
So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous.
But her mother reassured her.
"Don't worry Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of you."
So up she went.
When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest.
Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says,
"Mama Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."
"Don't worry Maria," says the mother, "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again.
When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs.
Again Maria ran downstairs to her mother.
"Mama Mama, Tony took off his pants, and he's got hairy legs!"
"Don't worry Maria," says the mother, "All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again.
When she got up there, Tony took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing all five toes.
When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs.
"Mama Mama, Tony's only got a foot and a half!"
Her mother replies, "Stay here and stir the pasta,"...
"This is a job for Mama!"
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That's hilarious! I love it!
LOL...she may or may not be disappointed...
Poor mama, She thought it was Tony's gun...
I told this joke back in college 35 years ago. Hahaha
Mom got a full chance ..She should had tnx her daughter for this fucking took...foot and half...🤣🤣🤣👌👌💖💖💖💖
Ha! My mom told me this joke back in the 70s! Except the last line was: "Stand back child! Dis a jobba for yo Mamma!!!!" LOL.
@kamakiapeter7815
2 жыл бұрын
😁 You lying.
Bet there were some Italian sausages up there
I would never marry a woman I didn't "know" in "that way".
Traditional Italian? Have you seen some of their films?
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Who couldn't see that coming LOL
Does anyone know how old this joke really is? I heard nearly 50 years ago! It was funny then.
@mattbrown3549
2 жыл бұрын
Diane Fowler- Yes. Sadly not anymore.
FUNNY STUFF!!!!!.....MAMA'S GOING TO TAKE A RIDE!!!!!!
@aidavalles6464
2 жыл бұрын
hand signal for French numeral 1
It was so redundant but it was worth the wait
Just post the jokes, and don't tell me that it is "funny," I will decide this for myself.
Italy is metric.
@edu-kt
2 жыл бұрын
99% of the world use the metric system.
@trickygoose2
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe they're Italian-Americans.
@donshields2379
2 жыл бұрын
In this joke what makes more sense, The metric system or Imperial system? I mean how would you say he has one foot and missing toes on the other foot? Obviously it isn't about length in this joke.
Many Bengali speakers would have benefited by adding Bangla subtitles, I hope you will think about it! Thanks a lot!
@mattbrown3549
2 жыл бұрын
জানার শেষ নাই- A job for you then.
I cant understand this joke what it has to with toes missing and what job do mother have
@shirleyrombough8173
2 жыл бұрын
Gotham Agos: You seriously don't understand? Alas poor baby.
@kamakiapeter7815
2 жыл бұрын
Move on to another joke. Never funny when explained.
@johnchestnut5340
2 жыл бұрын
Metric units versus American/English units. You'll figure it out.
@uwose
Жыл бұрын
"Mama Mama, Tony's only got half a meter!" (otherwise 7½ billion people can't understand this joke)