Giant tortoise round…my absolute favourite.

@acustardpie

5 ай бұрын

Delicious!!

It's too bad Terry Pratchett was never a guest......😃

@seldom_bucket

5 ай бұрын

Every comment I see that remembers that amazing man makes me smile. In my opinion he should be more well known and celebrated than Shakespeare.

@kirbyhans5261

5 ай бұрын

@@seldom_bucket He was told that he would never be successful because of his writing style. Most of those people apologized to him personally. He's my favorite author, I have almost everything he published.

@trudimclaren4301

4 ай бұрын

​@kirbyhans5261 my favourite author too - I have all his books hard copy and kindle, so I can read them again whenever the mood takes me - he should be better remembered and he would have been so wonderful on QI ❤

@tammybastion7419

4 ай бұрын

GNU Sir Pterry.

@JCTooL1

4 ай бұрын

I have always believed his world view is a little flat and faustian.

The human version of jimmy 😂

I'm sure food scientists are rabidly searching for the addictive chemical components of Giant Tortoise meat :D

Wow, I've been making koala soup for years. Turns out I had the recipe completely wrong! :S

Pigskin. You forgot Scrapple :D

Fainting goats are hilarious and they actually get harder to scare. The younger ones might go over because something as small as yelling to someone when you’re too near them. Older ones give far less fucks

I finally understand mock turtle soup

You missed Alan's beluga whale imitation.

A creationist would probably say the giant tortoise was made to be eaten by us 🙄😅

@stephenconnolly3018

6 сағат бұрын

Noah hurry up you Tortoises we need the shut the door.

Live pigs certainly were used in the past for waste disposal

@linebrunelle1004

3 ай бұрын

still are.

Honeybourne featured on QI wtf

Poor pigs, tortoises and goats! 😢

Pig insulin used to be used for people with diabetes. But it's now made of chemicals or something.

@trooperdgb9722

2 ай бұрын

Umm... regardless of the source...it's ALL chemicals. (What else could it be made up of???) If the chemical structure is the same, it IS the same..regardless of whether extracted from a plant or animal or produced in a laboratory.

At the height of English world power they could not get a turtle all the way home because of how well it tasted these people ruled the world... I can never understand how it happened

@jordanterry6248

5 ай бұрын

It’s because their food was so bland they were always trying to conquer somewhere they wouldn’t rather starve than eat their own food

@randylucas2458

5 ай бұрын

@@jordanterry6248 they covered the world to collect spices and brought none of them back home I guess they used them all on the turtles...lol

@SpeccyMan

5 ай бұрын

At least we can use punctuation. 😉

@randylucas2458

5 ай бұрын

@@SpeccyMan of which dialect are you referring to Sir?

@Graciesmom-gp5ng

5 ай бұрын

@@randylucas2458I am going to surmise he is referring to yours. Sir.

Alan is often so unfunny and tedious. He also just piles in on what someone else is saying, taking what they are saying and changing it slightly. He's not a good person outside of this show either, there's been a few reports of him attacking different people, including biting a homeless man.

@christopherdean1326

5 ай бұрын

I had a friend of Alan's as a friend a few years ago, they were both huge Arsenal fans of course. He told me stories of being out with Alan, mainly going to matches, and the absolute cr*p he gets from rival fans you would not believe...

@bravo2966

5 ай бұрын

The show would've been ten times better without him in it. He latches on to something funny someone else said and makes it entirely unfunny. Also I've lost count of the times Steven was about to say something really interesting and Davies just shouted over him with some utter tripe of a comment. Very rare that Steve comes back to finish what he was about to say. The show was a success despite him not because of him.

@8964TS

5 ай бұрын

What’s special or interesting about him getting crap from rival football fans? That’s all football fans.

@christopherdean1326

5 ай бұрын

@@8964TS Just that he maybe endures more of it than most, simply because he is famous. It hardly excuses his worst behaviour, but maybe goes some way to explain it.

@kimhewer1479

5 ай бұрын

Omg so don't watch it! I think Alan is great and quick witted. He riffs off the others.