2:13 HE JUST SAVED THEIR LIVES WTH

@phrimphrao54

Ай бұрын

Stats show we have more chance to die we smoke so try mushrooms to quit

@tommybakes5972

Ай бұрын

Yeah I guess lifesaving is now banned...

@user-ou4pc5qn1h

Ай бұрын

Bro,how.HE JUST SAVED HIS TEACHER AND 15 DETENTION SLIPS Bro’s dad is boutta beat him up

@Blossomthecat-xz2cp

Ай бұрын

Fr like what the hell?

@MrMinecraft5578

Ай бұрын

Well it's technically assault and destruction of property. Seem's like the lifeguard that was fired for saving someone, because the person wasn't in their section.

10:10 my friend got a concussion in math class and he got detention, i feel smarter than school

@Chipplays379

Ай бұрын

You now have 3 likes on both comments i know of right now

@Itz-NotWARTHURITH

Ай бұрын

How? Like wth

@melissacooper8724

Ай бұрын

What happened? Did he fall out of his desk and hit his head on the floor?

@kittykatz7842

17 күн бұрын

How do u get detention for getting concussed

@space_vinnie4311

14 күн бұрын

@@kittykatz7842u shouldn’t

10:35 the Peter Griffin voice got me💀

6:15 That teacher is a control freak. The student should be getting praised for starting early.

@franciscozepeda1954

Ай бұрын

Yeah

@tacocatRS

Ай бұрын

L “teacher” bs head

2:54 actually your brain controls you

Guys i'll tell you a real story. When i was in middle school, i remeber that a guy in my class literally threw a F*CKING BANG SNAP in the middle of the course, and the teacher just did nothing except telling him not to do it again. But when my friend dropped his neighbour's pencil case (it was a pretty dramatic girl) he literally got a detention smh 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

@item-001.the9children

Ай бұрын

wtf??!! i have so many questions

@user-jl9cq5gs3e

Ай бұрын

"Visible confusion"

@user-mv8gj4cp8m

Ай бұрын

FIRECRACKER?!!?!?! WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK HE COULD HAVE TOOK SOMEONES BL00DY EYE OUT

@ipasmor

Ай бұрын

I woulve stood up and said "EXCUSE ME?! MY FREIND GETS A DETENTION FOR DROPPING SOMEONES PENCIL CASE BUT (student name) DIDINT AND HE THREW A FIRECRACKER?! THATS NOT HOW THINGS WORK MR./MRS./MS. (teacher name)!"

@crying.sobbing.throwingup

Ай бұрын

​@@ipasmor please you would've never done that

4:03 violation of 1st amendment

@christopherreiff3192

17 күн бұрын

I agree, also, why do dress codes exist, it's stupid, sexist, racist, etc.

my dean of student at my private school once told me a story about his stay as a student way back in 1975. His bestfriend kept humming Jaws theme in biology class. His teacher was getting annoyed. He stopped for a bit. Then, there was a round robin for trivia answers to topics surrounding species etc. It was some small colorful pond fish. He piped up in Quint's voice "Y'know the thing about a koi, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya." The teacher said" THIS IS A DAMN KOI FISH SPECIES NOT SHARKS. GET OUT OF MY CLASS. He got detention.

2:13 that teacher should've gotten detention instead

@KirbySaysE

Ай бұрын

Should’ve been fired.

@BitzerDogTaylorsVersion13

Ай бұрын

@@KirbySaysE fr tho

“ told teacher to shut up” got me!😂 you never tell a teacher to shut up is a no- no

@anthonyguarino4242

Ай бұрын

Shut up is not allowed at all schools, I said that at my high school to my classmates and my teacher didn’t like it but I didn’t get sent to the detention.

@thejoshsings9280

Ай бұрын

@@anthonyguarino4242 It is here at my group home because we’re all adults. But we would never say it to the staff

@anthonyguarino4242

Ай бұрын

@@thejoshsings9280 good.

@thejoshsings9280

Ай бұрын

@@anthonyguarino4242 Nope. I never knew you could say “ shut up” as an exclamation of surprise. I thought it was just something you would say to be mean

One time the class had a war between girls and boys, but one girl was our spy

@N0v4.fr05t.

Ай бұрын

was she french Meet the spy

@AliefeSelami-jr3xq

Ай бұрын

Impossible

1:41 A *LAMP*

@familyoftacticaldroids309

Ай бұрын

I wanna know what school this is that even has lamps available for students!

7:10 this is so smart as a potter head i love it

1:00 was that kid a psychopath, or does he hate ducks?

@aquakun3869

Ай бұрын

that aint the worst part, wtf is that font and why does it look like some freaking harry potter ish wizard school

@jassxinonscratch

Ай бұрын

the kid was born in a highway because thats where accidents happen.

I've never gotton detention.

@_Austrian_painter_

Ай бұрын

L

@ains7983

Ай бұрын

I did 😭:/

@NoahTheCoolKid

Ай бұрын

Cap

@Dylanimations

Ай бұрын

I didn’t either

@zoeykeith

14 күн бұрын

I have but it wasn't a regular detention. It was a flex (recess) detention because I had to finish some work that I didn't turn in yet. Other than that, I haven't gotten regular detentions at all.

6:00 Just crazy 💀💀💀

5:19 NACHO IN EYE 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

4:47 NO WAY THAT GUY IS A GENIUS

@Supersaturn11

Ай бұрын

We’ve all seen that one a million times

@logankerry

Ай бұрын

@@Supersaturn11no we havent

Teacher signature in the thumbnail really just said ,“Yeet”

4:15 That's a W in my books! Keep on being you Justina :D

@ZekeTheFur

Ай бұрын

Fr! Trans pride :D

@NFL_guy679

Ай бұрын

@@ZekeTheFuridk

@kayleesmith6725

Ай бұрын

Heck yeah! Trans rights! 🏳️‍⚧️

@ZekeTheFur

Ай бұрын

@@kayleesmith6725 HELL YEAHHH

Peter griffin: 10:35 GIMME ME BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BAAAAAAACCCCCCOOOOONNNN

3:39 is my favorite😂

The 3rd one tho😭😭

@holymeto9981

Ай бұрын

I have the same gd icon as you! Just, with pink colours.

@Playerano8isntcool

Ай бұрын

You made the mistake of having a GD pfp…

@da_face1107

Ай бұрын

I have purple 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@k62379

Ай бұрын

What’s your hardest

@holymeto9981

Ай бұрын

@@k62379 sharp minor by giron.

0:56 whoever taught that boy this is really chad 💀

I just got out of detention and this video came up on my recommendation feed. 💀

the teacher scream at the class while the kid doing their homework quietly is me

4:33 me: Cherri bomb

The first time I was featured in a Dumbas video. It was the bald headed roach 3 minutes in.

One of my detention papers said i stuck up the middle finger.... I did 💀

@ddcs0s

29 күн бұрын

I did that in like the second grade I didn't even know it was something I wasn't supposed to be doing because my dad did it all the time

I got detention/warning for throwing my pens into the floor, and my Portuguese class teacher lied saying I was stabbing myself with a pen/pencil. Like, If I throw myself into the floor hard, They'll be like ''This is fine.''

2:09 Are these teachers ok? This kid just tried saving them lol

@margaretrose6178

Ай бұрын

Still destruction of property.

@arielsantana5788

17 күн бұрын

How is that property damage when he saved his teacher from getting cancer -_-

6:11 wait- i remember actually starting a multiplication test years ago before my teacher said to start-

One time I zoned out and the teacher said "what page" and I said the correct page somehow it somehow entered my brain when i zoned out💀

@Soron661

Ай бұрын

You are lucky as hell.

I have never even been to detention in my schools except for lunch detention and been to the principals office more than once.

@ddcs0s

29 күн бұрын

I was the exact opposite I got suspensions on a pretty regular basis ... Detention wasn't really that bad we used to have something called Saturday school where if you did something really bad you had to have a all day detention at some point they stopped doing that I'm sure it had something to do with a bunch of us just not showing up

Nah bro these kids are savage 😂😂

These Slips looks like the ones u get in FNAF Custom Nights

7:28 the kid so true

justice for Justina

Frist Name Moses Last Name Nannestad Why I got detention Told my teacher to STFU

Those detention slips made me laugh !

9:54 Ok but that sounds like something I would do. (that's not a good thing)

3:57 I can relate 😂

maybe the kid couldn't hear the teacher over the loud music

MAY THE GAMES BEGIN

The one that hats French was me i thin 😅😅

Ah yes these detention slips are very funny

The one that says attempted to draw a duck show, and it shares the same name as me

@Soron661

Ай бұрын

well... that's freaking awkward, innit?

5:04 im that kid

0:07 SMRT

@SCP-Foundation-Sans

Ай бұрын

𝗪𝗛𝗬 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗛???

@masonroell109

Ай бұрын

I translated your comment to a different language and got death. 💀

I witnessed a funny reason someone got sent out of class the other day. This kid was talking with a teacher about why he was sent out of class and he said "she was mad 'cause my wifi wouldn't work so I told her to 'take a chill pill'". I was resisting the urge to drop to the floor laughing.

Thanks. LOL, funny

We going to detention for this one 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯

I too got a story I was a new student at a new school & someone was being mean to me After a couple weeks of getting bullied I called him some not very nice things The teacher being a dumbass asshole forgetting I didn't know my way around the school & didn't hear my side of the story gave me detention I couldn't find her classroom as I didn't know where it was so I set out for reccess making the boy speechless I told the teacher "u dumbass asshole did u forget I was the new student in the school" & she didn't realize I was the newest student I did finally do my time outside but I told the principal that I was leaving the mean school for somewhere better due to not getting listened to I went to 8 different Elementary schools as a result & a couple of them tried to get me to stay saying they was gonna fix things I finally found a school that didn't have a lot of literal assholes & graduated there & the Middle & High School that they have students transition to This is my story thanks for listening

Dude, I had this friend, we'd sit together on the bus and be loud, the first time we didn't and he was being loud, the bus driver thought I was part of it

1:19 My sister says that to me on a daily basis.

when i was in 1st grade there was this girl ima call pickme #1, basically whenever she sat next to a boy she said "im sorry im the ugliest in the school" with a huge and a weird maniac-like smile?? and even tho im a girl she said it to me, and for the first time i actually said "goddamn shut up it’s not my fault you look like the ugliest version of a wrinkly apple" LMAOOO 💀 (why is this actually similar to other persons story tho)

7:26 spoken like a true tf2 soldier

8:24 um excuse me that’s my name?! 💀

Its surprising that i havent gotten detention since I've done aloat of crazy stuff at school

The third one 😭😭

Me:Dad i have something to tell you. Dad:what is it?. Me:I got detention for breaking in the school and putting my car in the hallway. Dad:wtf!!!!

LOL- just too good-

dude my p.e. teacher never stopped talking about football, and i asked him if we could stop talking about football, luckily i wasn't in middle school yet and got in trouble but no detention

This reminds me of the time that there was a kid who bullied me in 6th-8th grade and one time when I was in 7th grade he gave me a concussion and was just sent home for the day. A few weeks later, when he was harassing me and i tried telling him to stop, tried getting away, etc. i elbowed him in the stomach and punched him in the chest, only causing a minor stomachache to him AND I WAS SENT HOME AND GOT IN-SCHOOL-SUSPENSION FOR LIKE 3 DAYS.

0:27 is my whole class

@janijoni5115

Ай бұрын

Same

One day gang

4:10 Awesome response right there. MORE PEOPLE NEED TO BE LIKE THOSE PARENTS

@ChicagoMel23

16 күн бұрын

We're born as we're meant to be and gender doesn't change. More people need to stop encouraging kids to mutilate themselves and need to help them be happy as they were created.

@The_FnafFan

16 күн бұрын

@@ChicagoMel23 Gender isn't the same as a sex. Sex is what you're born as and cannot change. By mutilate I'm assuming you mean surgeries, I'm against the surgeries because it can be dangerous , Yet people get plastic surgery which can be worse depending on the circumstances. And- Gender is a social construct, Social constrict can be altered and/or changed. Therefore gender CAN change.

Reminds me when I was in school and my parents got an email saying that I would not be allowed to join a field trip and reasoning was that they just didn't want to deal with me

I love this channel.

When i used to be in the kindergarten, there was a girl who always said "sorry guys i'm so ugly" and every single boy in class then comforted her, one day, she came to me said the same thing, i said "You know what, you are ugly" and she said "excuse me!" And i said "yes you are ugly, i'm not the one who made you look like a woolly mammoth"

@CABakerGaming

Ай бұрын

bro this is from a storytime vid not true

@BlueBeanie_GTAG.

Ай бұрын

Copied from a story time💀💀💀💀

@01.melody.10

Ай бұрын

this is copied, thank god you don’t have sm likes 😂

@Clarax920

Ай бұрын

No it wasn’t lmao

@melissacooper8724

Ай бұрын

Sounds like something my dad might say! 😂

5:20 ?????????????????????????????

Teacher: Alright for todays lesson you are gonna say this youtuber's name who pleases to go first? Me *raises hand* Teacher: Go ahead Pacnar. Me: *Says youtuber's name (wich incase its you, creator of the video)* Teacher: The "B" Is Not Silent. My mind: it was at this moment that i knew, I F*cked Up Me: ohhh My Ba- Teacher: D E T E N T I O N !

42 days of asking for Roblox memes

5:39 Anthony had detention on the day I was born holy shit

the one about the muggle...we get it its not harry potter but if you are a harry potter fan you cant help it...especially the wizard one...heck if i was a wizard i would just shout Avada Kadavra at every student because they are so loud...its always the boys...no offense...

If you get a infinite detention then you shold just drop out of school

Wait a minute if you get detention or your teachers say "get out of my class" does that mean you get to skip class?? I'm Telling The Truth

The “Nacho in Eye” part got me, like WTH WHAT TYPE OF CHAD DID THAT

"Why are they hitting with the Bible?!" Me: "Don't ask us, ask Helpy"😂

My dad never went to detention if he had it lol

Uranium is a good alternative to Cereal

one time i got a detention for something i didnt do :(

1:34 4 PAGES OF HOMEWORK IN THE 4TH GRADE?!

The blurred out first name that is still easily readable as ‘Max’ is amazing

7:30 had nothing to do with detention

@JamesParker1998

25 күн бұрын

They supposedly got a detention for putting in the wrong answer. If not I am confused as well.

@wunluvv21

20 күн бұрын

@@JamesParker1998its the right answer

Dang boy!

There's no detention in India Only PTM , Principal's Office and Crazy Beating

Alright here you go *approval*

One of my friends in second or third grade got into detention because he punched the barnyard teacher to get his attention. And then in third grade we had a classmates who got suspended because he would be disruptive he broke the air conditioner and the principal had to chase him around. After that we never saw him again and the teacher said nothing.

6:36 I cannot believe that I got detention for not completing my English Essay. 😂😂

this guy is the best one to make us laugh for views

Why was max blurred on the thumbnail

I have never seen a detention slip in my life

Man, now that im out of school im starting to miss moments like these in class :c

I loved the Hunger Games reference. 😂

I was the kid who did his work quietly, it’s why I was my Algebra teachers favorite student, and he let me and only me listen to my iPod during class. Kids, sometimes it pays to be a teachers pet.

can you please make a video on wheelchair memes

That’s Hilarious I Love It

The one at 1:43 is a classic dad joke and would be great for stand up comedy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

9:00 I was thirsty 😭