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@fulcifan6946

5 жыл бұрын

Cinemassacre review Demons (1985). Trust me.

@Bearwolf13

5 жыл бұрын

I'd love to see you guys review The Last Star Fighter...

@justinanderson267

5 жыл бұрын

I would love to see James review Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon

@paulbj5318

5 жыл бұрын

Review J Belushi and D Akroyd movie Niegbhors

@fusionspace175

5 жыл бұрын

I also had that THIS is the movie! Reaction! I had part of this on a tape and had no idea what it was. I also forgot all about Weekly World News!

Useless movie knowledge: Sam Raimi and Rob Tapert cameo in Freaked as the cops in the television show “Crooked Cops” that Randy Quaid’s character is watching when he hears the styrofoam cup fall to the ground.

@krazeej13

3 жыл бұрын

"Styrofoam cup....Bad for the environment."

@GaryPhelpsII

3 жыл бұрын

How did I not know that😖

@davidcurry8219

Жыл бұрын

Really?

Cinemassacre is now one of my favorite channels on KZread, I mean: It’s original, Classic, And other.

@Gam3B0y23r0

5 жыл бұрын

Cinemassacare is Dark Souls of youtube )) jokes aside, CMSCR is kinda much more than "youtuber(s)", I was watching James before I knew youtube.. and I reall, really love new guys!! they are so awesome..

@GeekGamerGui

5 жыл бұрын

I was often visiting the website way before KZread. The AVGN reviews, Monster Madness and You Know What's Bullshit... so much to enjoy !

@Sixstringman

5 жыл бұрын

Wow, it's other too?

@personaslates

5 жыл бұрын

@@Sixstringman Most "KZreadrs" are the worst. James is like one of ten people i actually enjoy watching.

@Sixstringman

5 жыл бұрын

@@personaslates James is one of the OG KZreadrs and hes always been great.

it's like pee-wee herman meets the toxic avenger! classic!

@thnzxc

3 жыл бұрын

I know right! Like, how is this movie not made by Troma Films? 😅😅😅😅

@kawaiikawaiianimegirl4144

2 жыл бұрын

Accurate description

@joebezmen8778

Жыл бұрын

Now thats what I call a perfect critique, bravo brov

I remember seeing this on HBO waaaaaay back and my friend recording on VHS. We would watch it every time I slept over at his house. Nostalgia overload!

Awesome! I thought I was the only person on the planet who knew about this movie, loved it as a kid 😃

@J0SHUAKANE

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@darrylcampbell9733

5 жыл бұрын

Same here, I forgot about it completely until this popped up and now I wonder where my vhs copy went.

@pmagilla

5 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@Thollis1987

5 жыл бұрын

Not alone my friend. I seen this movie as a child myself.❤

@13devilboy69

5 жыл бұрын

Same, I thought it was a fever dream, lol

As a kid I would always watch this on Cinemax. None of my friends ever knew about this movie.

@shadowtail4063

5 жыл бұрын

Same here.

@polarbeargloves

5 жыл бұрын

You guys really didn't know what Cinemax was for did you?

@nightmarefiles1

5 жыл бұрын

Double Yikes we all know what the late nights were for

@Jaydogg222

5 жыл бұрын

This movie was on Showtime, not Cinemax. Cinemax was just for Red show diaries....

@nightmarefiles1

5 жыл бұрын

Jaydogg222 this was definitely on Cinemax

I remember this movie. Me and my friends loved it as a kid. "You like cheese? You like being a man? Then you'll love Ma-Cheeze-Mo!"

I immediately watched this movie after your discussion. It's SO ridiculous! I LOVED IT! I'm REALLY glad you guys featured this movie.

@justindurante1740

Жыл бұрын

We're can I stream it

Twelve milkmen IS theoretically possible. Thirteen is silly.

An outhouse that is larger on the inside.... You can call it a TURDIS. I'll see myself out...

"I just laid a turd that's the spitting image of Kim Basinger." "Boy, if I had a dime for every time I heard that!"

WHAT ?!KEANU REEVES WAS DOGBOY 😱.. I NEVER KNEW! ALL THESE YRS!.. AND now it makes so much sense to bring Alex Winter's friend into the film..

For years I SWORE that I just hallucinated this movie.

@juggalouniversity8386

5 жыл бұрын

You had MY hallucination!

@psharpe5904

5 жыл бұрын

That's a hell of a drug.

@bunkerzero

5 жыл бұрын

Same here

@Thekidfromcalifornia2.0

5 жыл бұрын

Same here

@Jdsteele96

5 жыл бұрын

Adam McLeod Me too! Been searching for it for years just to prove it and now I don’t feel so crazy!

My favorite gag in this film is the “I’m glad we weren’t on that plane.” joke.

@stuv1996

5 жыл бұрын

Yukendoit It's fucking great!

@bergfruehling

5 жыл бұрын

Simpsons later reused it.

@mrhailstone1810

5 жыл бұрын

@@bergfruehling thought of the same. i wonder if that was an obscure reference.

Finally someone is talking about this werid masterpiece!

@Piizzachuu

3 жыл бұрын

Also checkout Redlettermedia’s review

@matthewchampagne2470

3 жыл бұрын

Cinema for cynics did a fantastic riff track to it on youtube.

YES! My mom, my siblings and I are proud members of the Freaked cult. We love this movie. It deserves more awareness, recognition and love than it gets.

Totally part of the Freaked cult. This movie is a gem!

@SAM-ru4vx

5 жыл бұрын

but have you seen all 3 of them?

@spaceycaveco.698

5 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite movies ever!

@drstephenstrange897

5 жыл бұрын

I agree!

@PedroReyes-dg9dv

5 жыл бұрын

No, I have not seen all three.

Are you kidding me? Me and my brothers are card carrying Freaked cultists. I think we should make a band called Jerkoff Gumby.

@cutthe27

5 жыл бұрын

I third

@spaceycaveco.698

4 жыл бұрын

Fourth! Make it real!

Henry Rollins did the opening credits song, which is very AWESOME

Near the end when they go 'full monster' mode, they really remind me of illustration styles on album covers in the 90s like butthole surfers and white zombie and hell even rat-fink drawings

@ijadaarp

4 жыл бұрын

Butthole surfers did music for this movie

Holy crap! I remember watching this so many times when I was a kid. I thought I was the only one.

Such a grossly underrated movie, hopefully more people go watch it after this.

@Discoveringbandsbymichaelnagy

5 жыл бұрын

Awesome movie!!

@powerviolence29

5 жыл бұрын

Don't be a dingus and watch the movie you dringle

@powerviolence29

5 жыл бұрын

Dan pantzig, I'm guessing you liked my reply

@peazeralus

5 жыл бұрын

Not enough farm fresh eggs. This flilm is for hunks, ya drangus.

@scaryeyeball

4 жыл бұрын

nope. never underrated. not even hardly known of. it is a shitty movie. troma films are better. much better.

8:25 Actually, Kieran, I did notice that when they were dressed as milkmen, one of them was holding the hammer which was also wearing a tiny milkman costume. I didn't notice it again after that though. Edit: It's Mr. T holding it at 19:08.

@Rick_Steel

5 жыл бұрын

To me Mr. T holding the milkman-hammer is the funniest and most understated joke in the whole movie.

Please review 'The Frighteners' by Michael J. Fox.

@S3N3CA86

5 жыл бұрын

Love that F ing movie

@meowcat9636

5 жыл бұрын

Great film

@shinra358

4 жыл бұрын

You mean starring M J F 😏

@chadalpha7983

4 жыл бұрын

That's by Peter Jacksonn

I CAN'T BELIEVE ANYONE ELSE REMEMBERS THIS MOVIE! I saw it once when i was 7 yrs old & it stuck in my brain. Everybody thought i was crazy. Thank you @Cinemassacre for proving me right! Keep up the good work.

@davidhathcox

2 жыл бұрын

Me too about the same age 6 or 7

This was definitely a weird film but it had some funny parts. Also 0:38 executive producer fred Fuchs lol

I’m from Scotland and I swear my uncle had this on dvd. Watched it when I was about 10 and I couldn’t wrap my head around why it was so good. The style, the pacing of the jokes, the characters.. it’s such an unloved masterpiece!!

Dear Cinemassacer, this new series "Rental reviews" is awesome ! ...if it's too difficult to produce angry video game nerd vids on the regular, im almost as happy to except this great nostalgic movie series as a consolation prize.

@patricklawton8135

5 жыл бұрын

James is one hundred times more watchable when he's just being himself in this. AVGN is just a character and you can tell. It's just him overacting on purpose. I can see it being entertaining to a prepubescent boy. This however can be enjoyed by all age groups.

You guys are hitting it out the park with these reviews. I thought I was the only person who had ever seen this movie because everyone I’ve ever spoken has no idea what Freaked is or about.

@DeathRobotKailozo

5 жыл бұрын

slimejello completely agree. This movie is so hidden. Outrageous.

@chuckiegravesfield3170

5 жыл бұрын

give them no credit. they have never seen this movie before. so they just watch movies for the sake of doing a review on them.

@Kylora2112

5 жыл бұрын

I watched this on Cinemax in the mid-90s. I loved it then, and still do now :)

Cinemassacre gets sponsorships right. I actually like to sit through and watch them.

@pokcow01

3 жыл бұрын

They're no Internet Historian, but they're at least having fun with it.

The “mutated” hammer does make another appearance during the big musical freak montage scene where Rosie the pinhead is hammering something before they reveal she’s hammering a nail through her own hand. Classic

@valentinelove8029

3 жыл бұрын

Also the hammer is dressed as a milkman being held by mr T in the milkman scene

TFW you finally get Mackauley Culkin to leave your basement...

Thanks for doing a video on this movie. Nicely obscure and certainly weird.

@funkyweapon1981

5 жыл бұрын

I haven't seen this movie in decades!

@jimb.7523

5 жыл бұрын

@@funkyweapon1981 Same. Two, to be precise!

I remember watching this on HBO and always trying to record it on my broken VHS. I loved this movie but my friends weren't into it...thank for reviewing!

Bit if a shame you mentioned the outcome of the silhouette gag at the end. I saw this movie around 5 years ago. Utter madness!

@GaryPhelpsII

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed all the way through, but it was that end shot that made me fall in love with it.

@tonyjurkas2791

3 жыл бұрын

There are some gags in Freaked that remind me of some of the funniest gags of the golden ages of the Simpsons and that silhouette gag is one of them. Another one is the fate of the poor hammer.

Nice to see Fred Fuchs is still making a living.

@fabiank4396

5 жыл бұрын

Who's this fox guy? 😉

@humansvd3269

5 жыл бұрын

I wonder if the guy knows about AVGN making him a running joke.

@fabiank4396

5 жыл бұрын

@@humansvd3269 yeah. But his name is Fuchs not fucks

@humansvd3269

5 жыл бұрын

@@fabiank4396 I'm aware.

When the dog man scratches his ear with his 'own' foot.

Hey fellas! I'm loving seeing the whole squad more. Keep up the great content!

Thanks so much for pointing out this forgotten gem, had to find this after your review and I absolutely loved it.

I love that lame ass intro.. reminds me of the beginning of the full house and Urkel board James! And happy to see Carl Winslow is part of the Cinemassacre Rental Reviews team.

@joeyjeffrey5892

5 жыл бұрын

Uh he's still alive

@SEANIEHSHINE

5 жыл бұрын

I die at the "right next to caldors" part😂🤣💀

@Roger_Smith_

5 жыл бұрын

Lobo Neiner Ohhh, glad to hear he’s still alive 😄

@Playan.

5 жыл бұрын

Carl of Duty

@Nicholas_Steel

5 жыл бұрын

Ehhh, feel the intro is a little dated.

You guys gotta do “They Live”

@UltimateGamerCC

5 жыл бұрын

oh come on, you think they dont know that movie? the most famous line ever came from that movie. "i'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and i'm allll outta gum."

@KnuckleHunkybuck

5 жыл бұрын

+The Gaming Paladin His comment wasn't "You guys should check out a movie called 'They Live'. I think you might like it." It was "You guys gotta do 'They Live'.", which approximately means: "Hey guys, you like to review movies from your childhood that are awesome/cheesy, and you guys are presumably familiar with 'They Live', which certainly fits that description, so that seems like a natural choice, and I haven't seen you review it before, so I'd like to see you review that one."

@sethlopez7769

5 жыл бұрын

That would be a good one.

@Hijynx87

5 жыл бұрын

@SN A Same here, but change 08 to like 2009-10. I always thought that quote came from Duke Nukem, lol.

@jaxking904

5 жыл бұрын

Batpool Metallicdeadbat Agree

Saw this after watching your review, can't believe I overlooked this movie!? SO COOL!!

It used to be on Comedy Central back in the day, that cruel quick cut stop motion is the best

EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: FRED FUCHS!!!

@nickumidori9111

5 жыл бұрын

i know.. i'm shocked too

The guy next to James reminds me of craig from Malcolm in the middle

@Knockouts_Republik

5 жыл бұрын

Oh shit I see it too

@williammoore7861

5 жыл бұрын

U mean thats not the same guy?

@claw333

5 жыл бұрын

Derek Moore well they had Culkin last week so wouldn’t be outa the ordinary lol

@williammoore7861

5 жыл бұрын

@@claw333 nah i legit have always thought that was him.

@keithrichards8526

4 жыл бұрын

That actor is like 60 years old lmao

I watch you guys every saturday when I wake up like saturday morning cartoons. I do a little dance in my chair when I hear your intro and im not proud of it. I loveee this

Remember this on cable back in the Summer in the 90s

Can you do Stay Tuned next?

@artist457

5 жыл бұрын

viralshadow seconded

@FiercedeityBrad

5 жыл бұрын

I loved that movie!

@TEEN1DOL

5 жыл бұрын

viralshadow There’s a copy of that on sale right now for over $700 lol

@hacktormike3679

5 жыл бұрын

Yes. I remember that

@Jim26D

5 жыл бұрын

Stayed tuned was the onky movie trailer (movie trailers used to play before the main feature) the audience gave a crazy standing ovation after seeing the stay tuned trailer. I've never seen anything like that response before.

I remember watching this on HBO when I was younger. It’s been one of my favorite weird films for me. This has so many era related jokes that if you didn’t grow up on loony toons cartoons you’ll miss a lot of the hidden jokes.

I'm sooo happy you're reviewing this. It's one of my favorites from childhood and it's so damn obscure.

Thanks for talking about this movie, I NEVER see anyone even mention this flick! It's a good one for sure

Anyone else Freaked to hear that Tony is under 30?

@tzeege

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, and that Kieran is older than him.

@Jimnuts

5 жыл бұрын

Lol, couldn't believe it, either

@shawnhendrix8671

5 жыл бұрын

Does any body know how old he is ?

@kite7529

5 жыл бұрын

@@shawnhendrix8671 It's GOTTA be 29...

@Chaos_Seven

5 жыл бұрын

You mean Tony from Hack the Movies?

Skill share needs a course in creating freakshows and making antidotes using macaroons.

@jimmyclimer594

5 жыл бұрын

@ex-PFC Wintergreen. I guess you stay a worm lol.

'Freaked' is a gonzo absurdist masterpiece! Alex Winter grew up in London and you can see that Monty Python style of manic absurdism in his work. Even his "Granny S. Preston, Esquire" bit in 'Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey' had a hint of that.

"I don't understand Randy's Quaid's purpose". That about sums it up.

8:28 the hammer does come back in the milk man scene, you don't really notice it until you've seen this movie at least 3-4 times. 19:10 (look in Mr. T's hand)

@hippatothehoppa

5 жыл бұрын

Agent Orange I came to the comment section to point that out. 😁

@walrusArmageddon

5 жыл бұрын

It's even dressed as a milkman, too!

This movie was so out of this world, I remember it being my brothers favorite movie and it was so bizarre and cool. We loved the special effects so much and it was one of Bill S Preston Esquires movies, couldn't resist it haha

I want to see Better Off Dead (1985) with John Cusak on Rental Reviews!!!

Please review Howard the Duck next!

@scaryeyeball

4 жыл бұрын

howard the duck??? burn all copies.

Primus had the best clay animation music videos IMO! great video this is my new fav series

I saw this a while back on KZread and I was so confused but I laughed so much I legit thought no one else had seen this except like 5 other people

@evaneaston6262

5 жыл бұрын

Marlfoxmokkan bro I seen this movie on KZread a couple months ago I gave up halfway through tho movie was to corny for me

@KcLee677

5 жыл бұрын

Making 6.. I'll saw from 90's.. 🤣

"I plan on getting 6 pack abs by 2020" Well there's a plan that failed miserably lol

“This is the movie!” Haha I said the same exact thing. I’ve asked people for years if they’d ever seen or heard of this film but it’s SO hard to even describe!

I've been waiting for you guys to talk about this movie. Freaked was great.

The 1999 _House on Haunted Hill_ remake has similar opening credits. Later Clubs were designed to avoid the vulnerability of cutting the steering wheel.

I'm so glad you kept the theme song!!!!

I watched this as a kid and loved it lol.. forgot the name until now!! Thank you for the rediscovery!

Rental Review for Joe's Apartment, please!

@ShadowSonic2

5 жыл бұрын

Is that the one with the talking Roaches?

Saw this when i was a kid. It was shown on starz or something, on at 3 in the afternoon. I couldn't look away.

@icantbelieveitsnotnews2828

5 жыл бұрын

john smith yep hbo

@PeterRedhill

5 жыл бұрын

Same I remember the toxic waste creatures and nothing else.

2pac is in "Nothing but Trouble"

"There is lot of things in this movie you couldn't do nowdays" Got my attention there. Sounds like good comedy.

Freaked is awesome. Nothing but trouble is awesome. Toxic Avenger 4 is awesome. Toxic Avenger 4 is my favorite movie of all time. Freaked is 2nd. I love this movie.

@themachine8277

5 жыл бұрын

Noseblood

@joshprendiz71

5 жыл бұрын

I agree dreamcast!

@olschoolTonyCarter

5 жыл бұрын

Toxic Avenger is God!

Ahhhh... I remember watching this as a kid! crazy carzy movie

So glad you guys are reviewing this!!! For several years I couldn't even remember what it was called lol..

The claymation style was also used in the Alex Winters show the "idiot box" a show on MTV.

Back to The Video Store in 2019❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️★★★★★★★★

@jimb.7523

5 жыл бұрын

Just as long as it's not Blockbuster.....b/c Captain Marvel probably crashed into it....

I watched this thing as a kid more times than I can count

I remember when this movie was released on Netflix back when Netflix was only on disc form, and I remember watching it when I was like eight or nine and it being like one of my favorite films because it was so different and messed up beyond belief that it's stood out from the other films I watch that one time, so this movie has a very special place in my heart, and I'm glad that you guys talked about it.

Holy shit. I watched this movie when I was a kid and have been trying to find it again for years. Thank you so much for your content, keep up the good work :)

Reminds me of UHF. I love weird movies.

@28Pluto

5 жыл бұрын

UHF is a masterpiece compared to this mess.

@ironmaidenjr.8471

5 жыл бұрын

@@28Pluto are you implying UHF wasn't already a masterpiece

@Actiomedey

5 жыл бұрын

@@jessedanger8788 It's kind of a weird dry ironic sense of humour, it definitely wouldn't be funny to everyone but almost every joke cracks me up without fail every time

Can't bash Nothing But Trouble, it had a young Tupac in it!

@Aster_Risk

5 жыл бұрын

That movie is awesome.

When I was a kid I must have watched this movie 100 times I loved this movie. I have to go find it so I can watch it now, great review.

Freaked is such an amazingly unique film, there's absolutely nothing like it still to this day.

Dudes yes! I love this movie. Randy Quaid and Alex Winter at their best! I used to watch this movie in the middle of the day on HBO during summer breaks from school! Thanks for this review. I thought I was the only one to remember this movie.

And the song that plays whenever something crazy happens is Sweat Loaf by The Butthole Surfers.

@jacksonfritts2988

5 жыл бұрын

TheGM That’s great.

@lawrencerinehart5747

5 жыл бұрын

And Who Was In My Room Last Night? Music Video could have been a segment in the movie.

These videos are great. Keep it up dudes

Man I love this intro, cracks me up every time!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!! I love this movie! I'm glad someone finally acknowledged it!

Screaming Mad George's work in Society was over the top.

This was one of my favorite movies growing up! Thanks for reviewing this one!

Fred Fuchs lmao. Its as funny now as it was, what, 10 years ago?

I've actually seen this on tv... it's been a while though I was a kid at the time....

@hendo337

5 жыл бұрын

That's how I remember it, on Cinemax in the mid 90s.

I’m so happy you guys are reviewing this movie! I remember watching it as a kid on TV and video taping it off the screen. I think I watched on Sci-fi (SYFY)? This video is a stroll down memory lane.

I can't believe I didn't know about this movie at all... Thx for the video, you guys are great!

I was lucky enough to sort of follow the production of this movie. Around 92-93, I would see little blurbs and articles about Tom Stern and Alex Winter (I was a fan of their Idiot Box show) and the Butthole Surfers working on this movie. (Gibby Haynes ends up appearing in the movie) Specifically in SPIN Magazine. I even remember one of the articles showing a screenshot of Keanu as the Dog Boy. I wasn't able to catch the movie till a couple years later on Cinemax or HBO. I've seen it a few times more recently and it still holds up. Hilarious movie. Alex Winter also directed some pretty creative music videos back in the 90's (Helmet's Wilma's Rainbow comes to mind) and he does documentaries now. He was supposed to direct a remake of The Gate as well, but I haven't heard anything.

@Aevilbeast

3 жыл бұрын

He's also going to be in the new Bill & Ted movie that's supposedly coming out this year. IIRC, it's basically completely done, but the release might've been delayed because of the current situation. Like what's happening to a lot of the new movies this year. The new "Top Gun" which was supposed to be out in July and what was one of the big summer movies, has now been postponed until Dec!

I literally saw this 2 hours ago while working.. weird how you put a review same day.. I guess it was a Freaked Friday.. eh lol

Love the rental reviews 👍🏻

Lol Cowboy's wisdom cracks me up. And who doesn't love Bobcat Goldthwait?

@ackbarfan5556

4 жыл бұрын

Loved Bobcat in Scrooged.

Fun review! Sometimes weird is good :-)