Agent Rafa is still pulling the strings at Everton football cloob!

@jeffisontheair

Жыл бұрын

Fact!

@gavinjohnson8951

Жыл бұрын

Agent Rafa failed and has now gone back to doing what he does best....waiting tables.

@thefiftyfour

Жыл бұрын

Agent Carlo did the better job.....

@mrjasondylan

Жыл бұрын

@@thefiftyfour that's the funniest thing ever been on these posts but a true story though ha one trick pony who ?

Hearing Charlie Austin’s name is genuinely nostalgic 😂😂 as a Newcastle fan I remember the days of refreshing Twitter everyday hoping to see us match that £15m asking price

@MrAndinho1

Жыл бұрын

Can't have been too nostalgic, Newcastle have now done the same thing with Ekitike.

@tommydarko1984

Жыл бұрын

He'd rather play for Brisbane Roar 😄

When you get done 4-0 by an MLS team you know you are in for a long season!

@JW93.

Жыл бұрын

Same when you get slapped 4-0 by man united and your 70m striker couldn't hit a cows @rse with a banjo

@geoffowens9770

Жыл бұрын

@@JW93. probably score a hatrick against Everton

@joanofarc708

Жыл бұрын

Ye I think they'll go down under him

@kgpgotenks

Жыл бұрын

@@JW93. somebody is really pissed lmao.

@JW93.

Жыл бұрын

@@geoffowens9770 Always the way

I was laughing pretty hard when he rang up Shane Long, but then Charlie Austin turned him down for a job making sausage rolls 🤣🤣🤣💀

I thought this was going to end with Slabhead calling Frank & offering to play for Everton & Frank saying "No thanks, you're all right, mate"

@lukeh738

Жыл бұрын

😅😅😅

@Roscoe.P.Coldchain

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@djmattblack

Жыл бұрын

That would have been perfect!

@frankmcelhill9379

Жыл бұрын

@@djmattblack 👍😁⚽

@frankmcelhill9379

Жыл бұрын

@@Roscoe.P.Coldchain 👍⚽

Literally been rolling round the floor laughing at this!! F@@king brilliant!

@nickarmstrong1118

Жыл бұрын

Literally? Think you need to diversify your comedy intake fella. 🤫

@nathanaelstunt7317

Жыл бұрын

Such a clever use of the character and the situation to illustrate the dilemma. Love it!

@thefiftyfour

Жыл бұрын

Easily pleased?

Poor ole Frank! Even Duncan has done a runner!

@maggotdrowner2940

Жыл бұрын

Seen his protege more famous for wearing skirts and modelling handbags ,thought fuck that

As an everton fan myself I think this is just class the club is just a laughing stock. And any everton fan needs to realise this is actually how the club is. An 87 year old Venezuelan hahahaha

@Beanie3500

Жыл бұрын

You should support Westham, we are similar and always a laughing stock, although we do have Moysie 👏

@AnthonyKEFC

Жыл бұрын

@@Beanie3500 mate west ham are actually a good side they remind me.of everton when we had moyes

Credit to Darren, he doesn't let his position stop him from trolling Everton on a regular basis.😂

It may take some convincing but you may be able to get Glenn Murry out of retirement. He only retired last year. I'm sure he and Rondon will get loads of goals.

@gary1961

Жыл бұрын

...... yes, in training, maybe.

Farley you absolute legend! Great content as always! 👍

That impression is spot on 🤣🤣. Made my day!

Agent Lamps hasn't gave up his dream of sending Everton to the championship

@ronh.798

Жыл бұрын

He's right on track.

Everton are gonna have an awful season. Can’t wait for the Farley content Everton will provide 😂

@geoffowens9770

Жыл бұрын

Let's hope so

@thechopperharrispunctualta9885

Жыл бұрын

well at least they are not bank rolled by dirty saudi money unlike your lot !!

😂 just got a job making sausage rolls 😂

@danthemanwhocancan5263

Жыл бұрын

At Sayers! 😂😂😂

you are just great, always making me laugh thank you so so so much

Going down this season 100%

The call with Mason Mount was gold as I expected😂

The chin thing at the end killed me. Spot on!

Lampard's freaking out already for next season. He's out of his depth and so are the players.

@jeffjacobson59

Жыл бұрын

Whatever happens, it won’t be Frankie’s fault. He is a good manager, the players love him, as well as the fans. If Everton are relegated, blame is on Moshsiri. Or however you spell it. Frankie is trying to get a tune outta what he has. Not an easy feat.

@kol9382

Жыл бұрын

@@jeffjacobson59 nonsense. Lampard was poor last season, the fans and richarlison kept them up. Lampard took over Everton 15th in the table , in January, and spent potentially 40 mil on Dele Alli 🤦💩 Very lucky to stay up. And looks like another long season ahead.... Lampard ain't a top manager .

@thechopperharrispunctualta9885

Жыл бұрын

@@kol9382 you'll eat your words in future mate

@wayne1da121

Жыл бұрын

@@kol9382 Funny How Lamps took over halfway through the season and accumulated twice the amout of points as Raffa Benitez, but yeah rival fans think they know whats going on. Just watch and comment on your own club, thats where your expertise is most likely to be accurate

@kol9382

Жыл бұрын

@@wayne1da121 🤣🤣🤣 where are you getting those facts from 🤦

I still fancy Everton to get 15th in the premiership this new season .by Everton's standards its a great season 👍

@thechopperharrispunctualta9885

Жыл бұрын

good to see one positive person on here !

@garypring3609

Жыл бұрын

You want to stop smoking crack then posting comments there going down £1000 pound bet and am Everton this is the end off Everton FC they go down and won't play in premier League for years mosheri has fuck ed this club up

@roadend78

Жыл бұрын

I take the piss out of EFC but I definitely feel for the Everton fans who are hurting how the Club as been run like a Sunday car boot sale for years .

@garypring3609

Жыл бұрын

@@thechopperharrispunctualta9885 what the fuck is there to be positive about you melt one new player brought in and he was relegated there is nothing too be positive about we have a poison DWARF in goal that catch a cold never mind a ball he is one off the worst top flight goal keepers I have seen never mind playing for Everton he is in the same category as Paul Gerrard Steven simonsen Richard shite The dwarf relegated Skelenburg relegated Robles relegated begovic relegated The one we signed from huddlesfield relegated David James he NEVER played for Everton thank fuck but he was shite Tim Howard was not great either in the 40 years watching Everton the best keepers where big nev and Nigel Martyn no one can get near them or will do unless we stop signing relegated goal keepers and one that don't come and flap at the ball like the dwarfand parry it they need to catch the fooking ball the 10 games the dwarf played well in 6 yes concedes that was a one off and he won't improve at all he is a flapper no clue what to do as a proper goal keeper am il be be 49 next birthday and would do better then him THE DAWAFS STATS DONT LIE Premier League games Clean sheets 54 Goals Conceded 286 on average that's 47 goals per season teams who get relegated don't concede that many goals he is the last man of the DEFENCE not him he's as much use as rock n horse shit is to a farmer

@douglastaggart9360

Жыл бұрын

Why don't concentrate on your own club

Me misses the Steve Bruce segments 🥲🥲🥲 well ye know 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ryanheyman9748

Жыл бұрын

hows the bacon did you say

@mystikkrap

Жыл бұрын

I too miss the mentions of donner kebabs with the cheesy sauce! 😆😆

@fatbelly27

Жыл бұрын

I miss the Norwich manager with the great big German sausage

Great stuff !! What team do you support?

Need to poach some of the Minnesota United players that beat them 4.0 yesterday....

The way he proper stopped half way throught the "job making sausage rolls" bit fuckin killed me 😂😂

More!! With even older players like Anichebe, Glenn Murray, Stuart Downing, Rickie Lambert etc

Lampard was made for Farley TV. can't wait for the season to start now. 😂😂😂

don't worry agent lamps , you can get a few of your chelsea boys on loan no doubt ... Billy Gilmour , Ross Barkley , MIchy Batashiuyi !! can't go wrong 😂😍

@kol9382

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@michaelgiovanni9533

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget the best defender in the world Malang Sarr

@TheWPhilosopher

Жыл бұрын

Sideshow bobs shaven headed son Ampadu

@thechopperharrispunctualta9885

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelgiovanni9533 he's not bad actually , just needs to cut out an error or two

Did you do one for the CL cup final??????

harry winks is the most everton player that has not played for everton

After being beaten 4-0 by Minnesota(even though it's a friendly), is this a early sign for Everton fans that it could be deja vu from last season, or is it just a blip? Surely Agent Rafa is not back again from retirement....is he?? We will wait and find out!

Probably your best video

youve just got a job making sausage rolls cracked me up tho to be honest I must admit 🤣🤣

Breaking: Agent Lamps secures Agent Coads at Everton Football Cloob

Amazing 💥

Crying with laughter in the office

Happy 70th Birthday Mate... 😂😂😂

Look on the bright side blues you can get 2 Lonsdale pitch invader trainers for the price off 1 in sports direct if you show the staff your half season ticket HAHAHA no but seriously you’re going down

@mystikkrap

Жыл бұрын

I read that in Lampard's voice! 😂😂😂

Great vid

I reckon they’ll go down this season 🤞🏻😂😂

I've put £100 bet on that Everton will win League 1 in the 24/25 season.🤣

@thechopperharrispunctualta9885

Жыл бұрын

cause you have 😂

@theforeverchild1191

Жыл бұрын

Does the owner know it's missing? Or was it your cost of living payment?

Charlie Austin got a job making sausage rolls 🤣

I HOPE WE GET SOME AGENT RAFA UPDATES ON EVERTON FUTBOL CLOOB AGAIN.

Lonsdale are releasing new EFC Trainers with studs on them. On sale in May next year to coincide with Everton clinching safety in the last home game of the new season so the fans can swarm onto the pitch and not have to worry about slipping over. There will also be a Limited Edition Crystal Palace pair which will come with 3-2 emblazoned on them and grass and mud stains for that authentic May 2022 look. The EFC store are also busy stocking up on Man City shirts, Bayern Munich shirts, Barcelona shirts, Real Madrid shirts, and PSG shirts, you know, covering all eventualities for who might face Liverpool in next season's European Cup Final.

“Happy 70th Birthday!” 😂😂😂

Can't wait for Agent Rafa for next season and his grand plan for Everton relegation.

Amazing work 'son' 👏 🙌

Frank was lauded around Goodison like the Messiah when they staved off relegation. It’ll be interesting to see how long it is before things turn.

@oliverhunter9495

Жыл бұрын

A fortnight at the most

Looking forward to seeing this genius do Cooper, who at least works for an ambitious club...

Terrific job. Probably the least Frank lampard impression ever

Duncan Ferguson leaving the club might be the real signpost for where Everton are heading. I'd love to know him and hear his real thoughts on how the club is being run. Obviously he would never say in public if it is a shambles behind the scenes.

@r4h4al

Жыл бұрын

Maybe Lampard sacked him because he wasn't good enough.

@HALFSQUASHED

Жыл бұрын

@@r4h4al Eh..........naw.

Is there a United version yet?

Charlie Austin happy 70th birthday 🤣🤣🤣

Can't wait to see all your content off the back of city walking it this season coming.

Everything is perfect in this video

Fkn hilarious 🤣

Fuckin tremendous 😂😂😂😂

That sounded nothing like lampard at all 🤔🤔🤔

😂😂 brilliant

Paul Whitehouse needs to sign this lad up

"Is that Charlie Austin?" class ha ha

@christophermaley6822

Жыл бұрын

CA has gone to FURTHER (??!!) his career in Australia now......mmm.

You should do one for Moyes and West Ham. We are fucked.

The reputation is an all new low for Everton. Nobody wants to sign for them 😅

Inspiration this fella. Doesn't let his disability stop him making videos

1:11.....omg....going back that far ain't we?...lol

Try Jonson Clarke-Harris!

Charlie Austin's name got me to comment. U are funny as f@ck

I cant belive they bought Dele Alli😁

@bigpants6121

Жыл бұрын

shop soiled!

@geoffowens9770

Жыл бұрын

Nice hair

@kgpgotenks

Жыл бұрын

35m on Iwobi. One of the worst PL players I've ever seen.

@vordman

Жыл бұрын

Goodison is the natural home for players with a great future behind them. Dele, Walcott, for example. Give it a couple of years and Rashford should be getting a call.

Looking forward to another season of the Jekyll and Hyde that is Frank Lampard 🤓 He's cooled on his love for Mason Mount, I see 😆

Awww what ever happened to Sayers?? ... Greggs took their lunch.

I dread clicking it but as a blue it's all true

Everton, Leeds, Southampton, Brighton, Brentford, Fulham, Bournemouth & Notts Forest are all teams I could see going down. Should be another nail-biting relegation scrap

@fortune2006

Жыл бұрын

R u Michael Owen can only be 3 teams prat

@getshrekd_7825

Жыл бұрын

@@fortune2006 Brighton and Brentford are clear

@tkb4026

Жыл бұрын

Half of them will stay well clear you melt.

@vordman

Жыл бұрын

You're probably right about the others but Brighton are a classy side.

@atee8608

Жыл бұрын

Saints aint going down on my life

Classic 🤣

This is funny in its content and quite accurate, but I've gotta say Frank Lampard is not the best impression you do Darren!

@ElCharvo

Жыл бұрын

Lampards impression of a manager a lot worse.

making sausage rolls 😂😂😂

Absolute crap. Not even close 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

He should have called Greenwood

Only players we will get is players nobody else wants if were lucky.

Here's hoping Everton go down for real this time 🤞

Danny Drinkwater would join them as a free agent I reckon. Would be an upgrade over Deli Ali and Fabien Delph.

@johnmitchell2269

Жыл бұрын

@the cable guy A good player who has done nothing in the last three years at Everton?

Do more of rodgers

@thechopperharrispunctualta9885

Жыл бұрын

leicester doing nothing so no content !!

happy 70th birthday this guy is a genius lol

nailed it

Haha, Charlie Austin & Shane Long 4the win!

Haha! Boss lad! Now do one of Mané explaining why he fucked off to play for a bigger club, or Stevie G messing up a 2-goal lead at City! 🙏🙏 Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!

I'm a Gunners supporter but I don't dislike the Toffees. I'm afraid the season ahead will be a l o n g, tough one with players like Diver Ali in the line-up.

@Gary0557

Жыл бұрын

Diver Alli, say’s a Gooner of course regarding an ex Spurs player.. Arsenal players don’t dive do they.😂

Steve Bruce will surely get a chance

Could we sign Georgia Stanway?. 👍😂

Hmmm, wonder what Brett Angell is doing these days?

Hahaha love it

Two good performances from Leander Dendoncker against Everton has warranted interest. Hopefully, Frank doesn't watch any other performance for Wolves and coughs up £25m. As for Morgan Gibbs White - unproven at this level but £35m might do the job. We'll throw in Conor Coady and Traore for a grand total of £100M with add-ons.

Course

Happy 70th birthday,🤣🤣🤣🤣,if this guy writes this,he needs to start doing politicians,would be hilarious

The only one who can save everton at this moment is Harry Redknapp and his infamous star Niko kranjcar

How's your Steve Cooper impression coming on? Can you do Welsh?

Farley Tv, pure class. On a more serious note, I feel for Everton fans as the club are a joke but it’s not funny.

Everyone at Leeds saw how bad this manager was when he was in the championship..I wouldn’t wish him on any club seriously he’s out of his depth

‘going to get sacked soon’ …..1000% FL

Lampard needs to leave Everton to save his reputation.

they got thrashed by a MLS side. They are going down this season. Not made any improvements at all. What are they thinking