When the jester realizes they were never laughing with him.

@henrycovell4362

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh this fuuny

@JoveRogers97

4 жыл бұрын

@Lord7master7mike (Best reply ever)

@lumikkiharthri6658

4 жыл бұрын

thou Reapeth what thine tools sow! *fires crossbow point blank in town square*

@thiccburger290

4 жыл бұрын

Doth thou ever wond’r how I obtain’d mine own scars?

@devlinmcguire7543

4 жыл бұрын

aaAAll the other dukes better run- better run- _faster~than~my~arrow!_ thou`est should hath run! _faster than my arrow!_

“We live in a monarchy” -Jester

@GameMaker3_5

4 жыл бұрын

Get a load of this monarchy

@badrluai

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated as fuck.

@JazzFlop212

4 жыл бұрын

hitjack64 shut uppppp please

@ic5889

4 жыл бұрын

writings underneath

@jorgeloredo100

4 жыл бұрын

how about another joke my lord?

All the other Kings Hiding inside their castles Better run, better run Faster than my arrows

@gabriellysilvaribeiro2948

3 жыл бұрын

this is really good sir

@jotarokujo8990

3 жыл бұрын

sir I Approveth of thy

@ungamer6241

3 жыл бұрын

flee*

@Marc-zi4vg

3 жыл бұрын

Napoleon be like *symbolically speaking* :

@AmericanNightBot

3 жыл бұрын

And you are a weebo

"What is thou carrying onto thine back?" "It is thine case for thy lyre milord." "But dosn't thou playeth the flute?"

@bebsss1117

3 жыл бұрын

I just had a seizure reading this

@uwu.-.5873

3 жыл бұрын

Second line should probably be "lyre case for thine banquet in the courts milord"

@distant1334

2 жыл бұрын

It is thy longbow

@TwentySixth_

2 жыл бұрын

Excuse thouns language BUT WHAT IN THE WILLIAM THE 1st

@The_Custos

Жыл бұрын

thou playeth most readily to thine gathered

when the bullied kid brings his crossbow in 1376

@aimanharith5817

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@chadodell4887

4 жыл бұрын

Dont bully the blacksmith's son.

@notyet3dna

4 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭😭

@pedrogonzales3954

4 жыл бұрын

قهسسيم

@endangsaptorini563

4 жыл бұрын

Better run Better run

"Jeremy what is in thine bag?" "Vengence my Lord."

@James-ip8xs

4 жыл бұрын

Hhaahhahaha

@limabean1202

4 жыл бұрын

maybe saying satchel or sack instead of bag would make it sound more medieval lol

@manlycupcake3097

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@envy4555

4 жыл бұрын

Jeremy let thy shouts and actions be foretold in this kingdom for the future as proof of your brilliance

@pipetman4645

4 жыл бұрын

Limabean shit lol

"Thou are modest boy" "Thou shall not go to seminary tomorrow"

@jaketrotman1011

3 ай бұрын

😂

Everyone's a knight until the jester brings his longbow to the monastery Edit: I hope everyone had a Happy Thanksgiving and a good day

@Maver1ck15

3 жыл бұрын

I came here from a meme lol

@winmashter8694

3 жыл бұрын

@@Maver1ck15 me too

@noahchavis9121

3 жыл бұрын

@@Maver1ck15 same

@lilytyler3122

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOO

@obitou5595

3 жыл бұрын

Me: LORD HEAVENS!!!

when the quiet child bringeth a peculiar shaped lyre case

@Guruc13

4 жыл бұрын

A comment of most sub'tle humour!

@icarokaue7334

4 жыл бұрын

xkcd

@literally-just-a-bee

4 жыл бұрын

When the mute fellow bringeth a peculiarly formed lyre box to his lessons and his tunic shows a long rattling lump in his spine.

@FM-to3gy

4 жыл бұрын

bringeth

@olympia5758

4 жыл бұрын

We need to start talking like this again

When the school bully says, “I bite mine thumb at thee, sir” one too many times

@xxbaggedmilkxx6427

4 жыл бұрын

UNDERRATED

@ooferdoofer7091

4 жыл бұрын

As someone who had to fight in that scene this pleases me very much

@Nat-nu8iy

4 жыл бұрын

The only reason I understood this was because my English teacher had my class read Romeo and Juliet and I aM WhEeZiNg 💀

@illraidthemedicinecabinet208

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my lawd 🤣

@sammy_winchesterxxspookyna8748

4 жыл бұрын

Wrong time period

This comments section taught me more about Medieval English than school did

@sensam6155

3 жыл бұрын

None of these comments, I repeat NONE of these comments, one more time in case you're not paying attention NONE OF THESE COMMENTS have any medieval English in them. These internet people are making uneducated guesses based on things they've heard on shows and movies. No medieval English was learned here today. At best they're making awful attempts at sixteenth century English.

@chef_miku

3 жыл бұрын

@@sensam6155 oh look, another thin skinned person from the internet, what a surprise

@pinify1239

3 жыл бұрын

@@sensam6155 it’s coz of ppl like u the middle finger was invented.

@sensam6155

3 жыл бұрын

@@pinify1239 ''it's coz of ppl like u'' haha You can't insult someone writing like this and expect them to feel insulted. I feel like a toddler called me a poopie head.

@youshabhattay6471

3 жыл бұрын

@@sensam6155 ayt mate I'm from England wanna hear how we speak

Can't believe it's been 8 centuries since this came out, still a banger

When everyone starts bullying the history kid

@N00BT00BX

4 жыл бұрын

history kid

@Rebecca-bk9bd

4 жыл бұрын

Shweller hey we have a lot of pent up anger from Julius Caesar >:(

@powderpocalypse

4 жыл бұрын

😂 this sent mw

@AlamoOriginal

4 жыл бұрын

You mean all those medieval LARPers

@GoBlues767

4 жыл бұрын

I’m A History Kid and Everyone Respects me lmao

Aye, I befriended the quiet lad by sharing a bowl of lentil soup with him and so he saith unto me, “Thou art an upstanding fellow, tarry not in the flea markets come morrow.”

@nothingsuspicioushere.6379

4 жыл бұрын

You listen here. I'm supposed to be studying and you got me in trouble because this comment made me LOL.

@avalynn6491

4 жыл бұрын

im crying

@cykablyat9553

4 жыл бұрын

Thou better runneth hastily lest my arrow strike true

@loganpierson8239

4 жыл бұрын

@@cykablyat9553 All thy other knaves, With thoust dubious greaves, Thou shouldst take flight, Thou shouldst take flight, Lest my arrow strike true!

@PKMidori

4 жыл бұрын

I literally spit out my drink 😂

”We live in a feudal society.”

@nateh1391

2 жыл бұрын

I spat my fries

@Nolroa

Жыл бұрын

We live in a fief.

" *revenge doesn't bring peace, young one.* " " *It does. My Lord. It does to thyself.* "

When you misheard "Hunting pheasants" for "Hunting peasants"

@Nantosuelta

4 жыл бұрын

"ohhhhhhh you said Pheasants.... sorry"

@theciasmuggledcoke1261

4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes a simple mistake

@yeetlizard458

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@luviawolfhound6078

4 жыл бұрын

Dont worry,we all make mistake.yours seems a bit too much tho,but yeah we all make mistake sometime.

@thatguyisafly2939

4 жыл бұрын

We all make mistakes in the heat of pashion jimbo

When the weird kid reaches into his satchel during alchemy

@nic00001

4 жыл бұрын

underrated

@hiraeth7582

4 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@eduardkalmanawardze

4 жыл бұрын

And it's a satchel charge

@lennydale92

4 жыл бұрын

When thy tanners son reacheth for thine longbow during the Village summer fair.

@amirnazery

4 жыл бұрын

"during alchemy" LOL

The silent one : "I hast taken a liking to you , question the teacher if thou can useth the loo . Thine shalt go and not come back to class ."

@justananonymouspotato

Ай бұрын

"Thine" means your

@Thestuffdoer

Ай бұрын

@@justananonymouspotatoI have taken a liking to thee, question the teacher if thou canst use the loo, thou shalt go and not come hither again. Is that better?

@justananonymouspotato

Ай бұрын

@@Thestuffdoer yes 👏

I love the photo - "you better run, you better run, faster than my ARROW" lmao

When that one peasant kid pulls out a longbow during sword training.

@kelnhide

4 жыл бұрын

Jeemol peasants wouldn’t be able to afford sword training though. Squires on the other hand, can.

@Yoloballmuncher22

4 жыл бұрын

But the other kids have shields...

@AmnesiaForever

4 жыл бұрын

kelnhide r/wooooooooosh

@leepicbaconman1553

4 жыл бұрын

OwenWasHerVEVO he didn’t miss the joke

@martinesy6074

4 жыл бұрын

It's not funny when you know that a longbow requires a lot of force to be pulled :c

"Some of ye' are quite honourable. Steer away from the archery range next day"

@InquisitorXav

4 жыл бұрын

lmao

@kelnhide

4 жыл бұрын

In the morrow would be apt, I think

@59fiftynine57

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks fam

@hoominbeeing

4 жыл бұрын

kelnhide *Methinks

@dataexpunged2827

4 жыл бұрын

But all English men were required to do archery training back then... There’s no escape from Richard.

This comment section is gold. I live for this.

When your friend shows up with a trebuchet on the village

@rafaelrandom500

2 жыл бұрын

😄

"Dear Timothy, what is in thine satchel?" "Vengeance my Lord."

@ginkgo4310

4 жыл бұрын

? Please ?

@raymondbero6879

4 жыл бұрын

This is amazing and I want to be your friend now.

@samuelsmith5400

4 жыл бұрын

This is actually a great line tho

@Kiflaam

4 жыл бұрын

@Rtkts if you're gonna pretend to be a commoner you need to speak like one.

@zubaidamajeed5756

4 жыл бұрын

"My lord, I dare not repent for my actions, I willingly betray thee!" *Is that a challenge, young Timothy?*

Everyone a knight till the class jester brings a longbow to the monastery

@geraltofrivia3799

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHA You are a Genius!

@salmamohmed222

4 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@aaronmatthewsenora6125

4 жыл бұрын

you got 420 likes

@georgespiggott5615

4 жыл бұрын

@@aaronmatthewsenora6125 aw i missed it :/

@LeoSerasinghe

4 жыл бұрын

You sir are a master!

When you aren't an English native speaker and you don't understand a single word in the comments section

@nunyabiznes33

3 жыл бұрын

When you're a native English speaker and you can't understand a single word in the comments section coz it don't make sense and even if it does, you're illiterate

@farranasution4068

3 жыл бұрын

Someone who isn't an English native speaker, but learns the language: 👁️👄👁️

@imagine_it_stories6672

3 жыл бұрын

It's written in old English 👁👄👁

@bruhmomento4462

3 жыл бұрын

when you speak anglo saxon which is english but not english

@aliafreya524

3 жыл бұрын

Just smile and wave

*shooter comes into school* Quiet kid: "I hath become one with my ancestors song" *pulls out bow*

@detectivewiththesharpteeth1163

3 жыл бұрын

WoF good book series my guy

When the silent squire reaches into his rucksack and produces a crossbow.

@99mattdogg

4 жыл бұрын

Gonna make a Skyrim video of a kid suiting up in plate armor and walking in slo-mo to the Riften orphanage with a crossbow.

@Ellie._.2727

4 жыл бұрын

‘Twas a Scary sighting, perhaps a witch?

@shoebockx3334

4 жыл бұрын

During an educational session with the Jesuits

@thenymphomancer5592

4 жыл бұрын

Verbatim from the Reddit post. Even had the same image.

@BobRoss-kt4yu

4 жыл бұрын

999th like, so close lol

When the Court Jester suddenly stops acting silly...

@crqf2010ruler

4 жыл бұрын

@Pope Gregory I Thee lives inna kingdom.

@Sjors_

4 жыл бұрын

"Care for another jest, my liege? What dost thou acquire when thou combine a hermit addled with diseases of the mind and a civilization that doth abandon him and treat him as if he were filth? I shall tell thee what thou shalt obtain! Thou shalt obtain thine just reward!"

@blammo5226

4 жыл бұрын

he will be laughing still... in the end.

@JavierGomezX

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sjors_ Dude, make this an actual comment instead of a reply. It is just too good, to be lost here.

@Durahan82

4 жыл бұрын

A unemployed Jester is nobody's fool

"We dwelleth within a monarchy" -The jester

Aye, it taketh me back to a time iron was still spelled isern.

@cat-uv6dt

3 жыл бұрын

it made more sense back then

@danielsellers8707

3 жыл бұрын

This explains the German word for railway is Eisenbahn.

@obiwankenobi9439

2 жыл бұрын

Ijzer in Dutch.

"You're a nice lad, don't come to the bard's college tomorrow."

@preposteroussvideos

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@bituin5908

4 жыл бұрын

“Why’s that?” “Reasons.”

@TheSilverSmitih

4 жыл бұрын

*quicksaves

@BOIZADAS

4 жыл бұрын

didn't got this one

@molag-ballordofdomination2065

4 жыл бұрын

@@BOIZADAS the song is about a school shooting

‘Tis but a jest till’ the lords boy brings out a crossbow during town school.

@matty_daddy

4 жыл бұрын

Yehhhhhhhhhhhhh babeheieh

@bluetipsvol2973

4 жыл бұрын

No no no no 2nd

@gabrielpineirogarcia2078

4 жыл бұрын

Foolish peasant. The plebe is iliterate for a reason

@kyzendelaguia1063

4 жыл бұрын

All ye utland children brandishin' thou kicken won't be quick befleein' my arows

@victorfawcett9776

4 жыл бұрын

Epic

for some reason the image of the guy holding a bow to a group of people cracks me up like there's no tomorrow

I don’t think my mom quite realizes what this song means- She thinks it’s a happy song I-

@sidestreetreaper4203

3 жыл бұрын

propably better that way

@nethascotx24

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely better that way

@chloepoole1504

3 жыл бұрын

same here

@orctrihar

2 жыл бұрын

It's happy for one person

“Heed my warning sire. Don’t arrive at the castle tomorrow”

@Dmartinez117

4 жыл бұрын

Best comment for me

@DoctorNemmo

4 жыл бұрын

Although most teaching was done at churches

@electricangel3161

4 жыл бұрын

Best comment

@alejandromechina5959

4 жыл бұрын

Loool.

@anonymous-fv4ec

4 жыл бұрын

Thine*

It’s all fun and games until Richard pulls out his crossbow during horseback training.

@jamesbah2561

4 жыл бұрын

That NFL Weeb everyone took off on horseback😭

@voctur

4 жыл бұрын

There was a case in Spain of a kid who carried on a school shooting with a crossbow. Killed one person and injured 4

@woppiejoppie6728

4 жыл бұрын

GG

@TITANia69420

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh, he became a horse archer

@syahmikadira6832

4 жыл бұрын

@@voctur Holy shit you're not kidding: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barcelona_school_killing

“Thou must flee, thou must flee, faster than mine arrow”

Robert hath a swift hand. He doth gaze upon the fyrd, and he maketh a plan. He hath a jaunty cap, perched upon his head, he is a longbowman. He did find an old bow of yew And a quiver of arrows in his father’s chest, wherefore I cannot say. But he cometh for thee, yea he cometh for thee. All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots, Best ye go, best ye go, Outrun my bow. All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots, Best ye go, best ye go, faster than mine arrow. Father worketh all day And he cometh home late, yea he cometh home late. Mayhaps he bringeth me a gift, For stew is in the pot, though it doth taste of grit. I have waited e’re long. Now mine eye is quick and mine arm is strong. I reason with my crooked cap And say, “Thou art an artless, greasy tallow-catch.” Yea. All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots, Best ye go, best ye go, Outrun my bow. All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots, Best ye go, best ye go, faster than mine arrow. All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots, Best ye go, best ye go, Outrun my bow. All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots, Best ye go, best ye go, faster than mine arrow. All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots, Best ye go, best ye go, Outrun my bow. All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots, Best ye go, best ye go, faster than mine arrow.

@kingsir4761

3 жыл бұрын

i cant express how much i love you

@bullettime8760

3 жыл бұрын

You crazy son of a bitch you did it

@alfredaraujo9744

3 жыл бұрын

THIS IS PERFECT

@oofmcoofy6769

3 жыл бұрын

S-senpai~

@youwantmyname9208

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/lYZ9yNV_lcnHpMo.html

When thy jester hasn’t found thy quip humorous so thou escapes to yonder battlements to retrieve thy crossbow

@rentalsnake6542

4 жыл бұрын

Thou art adept in the diction of the noble lords, good sir, I bid you luck in your poetic endeavours, may you oft find coin in your purse and ladies on your loins. God be with ye.

@kurokami117

4 жыл бұрын

^ ^ Perfection

@headsworthtg3585

4 жыл бұрын

correct me if i’m wrong, but you said ‘ when your jester doesn’t find your quip funny, so go to get your crossbow’. This implies he’s yours(you’re some kind of member of the nobility/can afford a jester), he’s the jester though(he’s mr trying to be funny not you)... this doesn’t make any sense m8.

@Lostname53

4 жыл бұрын

Loooongbow

@ttly1384

4 жыл бұрын

@@headsworthtg3585 Yeah, 'when thine jest hath not been...' I believe would have been a better fit.

The dislikes were those who weren’t swifter than his Arrows...

@aimilios439

4 жыл бұрын

Or those who know that this doesn't sound like medieval at all.

@richardimo4433

4 жыл бұрын

Αιμίλιος Σπηλιόπουλος sounds pretty medieval to me

@ivanthethicc2363

4 жыл бұрын

Big Iron but medieval?

@DetectiveAme

4 жыл бұрын

I was going to run for my life, then I took an arrow to the knee.

@Ios13056

4 жыл бұрын

@@aimilios439 A knave that was not swifter than his arrows

This song is so good its gone forward and backwards in time

‘Thou, who shalt slay the dragon, will receive 1000 guildiers’

"All t'other young'uns with their inflated pattens should think it wise to flee, flee from mine arrowes"- Adopt ye peasantry, 1311

@helphowdoichangepictwoyear9446

4 жыл бұрын

Iam saving a spot here for the rest of the song please update Edit* thanks for the likes btw dont know what they do tho but thanks and can you update pls

@kappa3667

4 жыл бұрын

Yes please do 😳 this is a 10/10 comment

@ZombiePuppys

4 жыл бұрын

Woke

@bangunny

4 жыл бұрын

this gave me the witcher 3 vibes

@alegria1813

4 жыл бұрын

10/10 CEO of youtube comments

Everybody gangsta until Lancelot launches his Trebuchet at the Monastery.

@teolikespizza5444

4 жыл бұрын

666 likes Nani!?

@rajatpatel8846

4 жыл бұрын

@@teolikespizza5444 no likes Nani?!?

@nicholasyap9000

4 жыл бұрын

nuu not lancelot it couldnt have

@myal_2205

4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the superior siege machine

@saikarma1795

4 жыл бұрын

Church of England time

This has the tempo and flow of one of those 'stately' Edwardian/Victorian ballroom dances where at most hands touch and it's all very choreographed and such. Excellent cover!

Of course this is getting recommended again NOW

@LilySaintSin

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah...

“Leviticus,you seem quite amiable,do not arrive at thine tutelage on the morrow”

@arransanity144

4 жыл бұрын

Leviticus is the name of one of my characters in DnD so that cracked me up. Thanks

@Alherion

4 жыл бұрын

Looool

@fokkusuh4425

4 жыл бұрын

Leviticus is the name of my Dog's girlfriend's twin uncle in a fictional fantasy game I play in my mind so that cracked me up. Thanks

@oracle8192

4 жыл бұрын

@Uriah Her. Smart

@theelias7909

4 жыл бұрын

@@oracle8192 I dont get it

“Wouldst thou passeth thy auxiliary cord?” “Aye, but playeth not a melody resembling excrement.”

@ashton6477

4 жыл бұрын

Needs more likes pls

@memegumin

4 жыл бұрын

That is the most interesting "don't play shit" I've ever read. Complimenth to thou majesty

@cicada.and.pomegranate

4 жыл бұрын

Shit is actually an older word in English than excrement.

@greben2509

4 жыл бұрын

your head is shaped like WillNE's

@caseyshort8475

4 жыл бұрын

Hünré I don’t know what I’ll do with this newfound information but I do know I’m thankful to have it now

Damn the foreshadowing for the Kongsberg attack...

"Whatever happened to Elliot? "He's a saint now"

When the French serf boy whispers something about Agincourt and takes his crossbow out of his satchel during English class

@coryaw95

4 жыл бұрын

@@cora1983 Stop killing the word wholesome.

@user-we4kf5xm5u

4 жыл бұрын

The nun is comin for you yeah she’s comin for you

@luterynie

4 жыл бұрын

omfg hi godot

@rulerofeverything7247

4 жыл бұрын

Godot Why are you everywhere I look? Even when they aren't related to Ace Attorney

@noshame5330

4 жыл бұрын

Comment is stolen, ive seen it on this video kzread.info/dash/bejne/loWrltlyh8q-k7Q.html

When you install the killable children mod on Skyrim . . .

@StitchedUpPunkette

4 жыл бұрын

Wasn’t interested in Skyrim until now

@KukHuve

4 жыл бұрын

“Pa says im to friendly to strangers, but you seem alright.”

@requiemlul3140

4 жыл бұрын

Smokeweedeveryday420 WAIT-

@requiemlul3140

4 жыл бұрын

Sceptnado Nani the fuck

@appleheaddefender

4 жыл бұрын

Smokeweedeveryday420 same

This seems very relevant today

The middle ages is by far one of the eras that I find most fascinating and your music brings a huge smile to my face. What a perfect example of how art is timeless!

"Thou mother art gay!" "Nay thee!" **Pulls out holy hand grenade**

@simarrandhawa3365

4 жыл бұрын

God?!?! Is it really you?!

@Gimmie_my_legoz

4 жыл бұрын

Your user name makes it funny

@redshirtguy5303

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf

@kairos8452

4 жыл бұрын

@@redshirtguy5303 umm he can explain.

@redshirtguy5303

4 жыл бұрын

@@kairos8452 there can only be one

“Ha, yes, all are jests, yet you curs best avoid court this coming morrow”

@tomhiscocks242

4 жыл бұрын

I am a disappointment to my parents I thank thee with all mine heart

@Niweera

4 жыл бұрын

aren't we all?

@joeking6972

4 жыл бұрын

This is the most relatable username I've ever seen.

@clearcontentment3695

4 жыл бұрын

For ,thy cloth men sneak for toe, ought steed thy arrow, curb thy pride then void culling

@KitKatHexe

4 жыл бұрын

@@clearcontentment3695 I get the first two parts, but can you explain the third?

The cover art is gold

When the peasant kid carries a bag but instead of bread, it has arrows

Martin Luther takes a more aggressive approach after the church ignores his 95 theses

@purplefire2834

4 жыл бұрын

This is the best comment I've seen so far, and there area lot of good ones here. Nice.

@ferstnaimlaastnaim6732

4 жыл бұрын

I would love to see a movie based around that lol

@thegiantmiget8

4 жыл бұрын

Completely underrated

@pagatoni

4 жыл бұрын

THIS IS IT. THE BEST COMMENT I HAVE EVER SEEN.

@supermouse73

4 жыл бұрын

Nuzhat Nayeem ? He wasn’t wdym

All ye other squires with thine leather sandals, ought to flee, ought to flee, with more haste than mine arrow

@bensterWasHere

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@GraveDigger388

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@bungus6707

4 жыл бұрын

birbie how long did that take you? Haha

@guilatrixx4442

4 жыл бұрын

THIS WORKS

@Josh-ez3mb

4 жыл бұрын

Well done

Everybody a knight till the class jester brings a longbow to the monetary

War general : no fun while we fight The archers is the back :

When your classmates are heretics....

@manjensen1710

4 жыл бұрын

When your classmates are doing math*

@theepicwizard4631

4 жыл бұрын

When your classmates has red hair

@j.a.m9323

4 жыл бұрын

*PURGE THEM BROTHER*

@Chingerz

4 жыл бұрын

i felt that..

@idontevenknowanymorelol2062

4 жыл бұрын

*UNACCEPTABLE*

‘Tis all but a jest till the quiet lad bids whom’st is the swiftest runner in ye olde English class

@victorradial1179

4 жыл бұрын

Better on latín...

@SnakebitSTI

4 жыл бұрын

Your English is a few centuries too recent lol.

@Calamity_Jem

4 жыл бұрын

That "ye" is everything about good old english

@wepbop6736

4 жыл бұрын

TRANSLATION: It’s all fun and games till the quiet kid finds who’s the fastest runner in your English class

@overratedpancake9034

4 жыл бұрын

@@wepbop6736 thanks, as a non-native english speaker this was confusing the shit outta me

When the quiet schoolar brings a pot-de-fer to the town hall

If I’m going back in time I’m gonna be playing this song around the kingdom

All thy children adorned in the finest shoes, must flee, they must flee, outpacing my bow

@freakymoejoe2

4 жыл бұрын

All thine other knaves, fleeth, fleeth swifter than mine fledger

@Super-Shafs

4 жыл бұрын

@quantum - you mean: outpacing mine bow? I believe I have spotted a mistake in your speech, sire

@willjustice1876

4 жыл бұрын

Made me commit nose breath

@QuantumParticle

4 жыл бұрын

@@Super-Shafs Good squire, thankest thou. I hath fixed it.

@NorthamIncYT

4 жыл бұрын

Þeu haþ tó Æsérbcyrbe To ðe mineð channæ, þæ finesht in þe Britannian Kingdom

When thou donates fifteen shillings to the local maiden but she does not call out thine name in the chatter

@plebesciterourke3702

4 жыл бұрын

Ahh aye! Haha

@Kidzero._

4 жыл бұрын

F

@naufalr.9521

4 жыл бұрын

medieval simping

@rodrikforrester6989

4 жыл бұрын

@@naufalr.9521 also known by its more glamorous name, courtly love

@warrencourtney4786

3 жыл бұрын

A simp lord?

This is the result from changing the past and I like it

When the quiet kid with the guitar case actually carries a guitar

When your at the monastery and you laugh at the quiet monk’s sandals:

@ike1791

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@aiiiia9971

4 жыл бұрын

HahahahahA xD

@skarabyll1458

4 жыл бұрын

"The quiet monk" I think they are usually quiet lmao

@silver_einherjar

4 жыл бұрын

you're

@LL-tr5et

4 жыл бұрын

"your"

The rats in the 1300s when the peasants called them pests too many times

@Tallonest

4 жыл бұрын

Sceptnado who would win? An advanced civilization of millions of people or one ratty boi?

@martinhorvath4117

4 жыл бұрын

@@Tallonest Your comment is so wrong on so many levels.

@luxmin6115

4 жыл бұрын

@@Tallonest rooting for the ratty boi

@hi-ep7ro

4 жыл бұрын

@@Tallonest no,basically there was a plague that depopulated medieval Europe and it was caused by a rat.

@zushi9341

4 жыл бұрын

Outrun my plague

💀 I convinced our supervisor at work to play this over the intercom on nightshift. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 all the night crew guys hate me now. This is great

*" I say fellows of learning. I have come to beseech thee to hand over all of thy footwear due to reasons that shan't be shared. Thou shall have to turn to cursing thee from beyond thy grave if thine answer is no. Death or donation acquaintances?"*

@justananonymouspotato

Ай бұрын

First "thine" should be "thy"

@xRaoriex

Ай бұрын

@@justananonymouspotato any other adjustments?

@justananonymouspotato

Ай бұрын

@@xRaoriex Not as far as I know 👍

"Behold! Start to cry and pray now, pestilent cowards, but not even god himself will save you sinners from my crossbow!" - Richard, son of the blacksmith, "The quiet kid"

@blazedinfernape886

4 жыл бұрын

His name's robert.

@Tekrothebountyhunter

4 жыл бұрын

Richard the Quiet

@janelantestaverde2018

4 жыл бұрын

@@blazedinfernape886 Or Will.

@gabriel_2557

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@fetkreb6216

4 жыл бұрын

Dick the Quiet

Everybody gangsta until you hear this at castle.

@Haneeen

4 жыл бұрын

LMAOO

@talbertobarbossa75

4 жыл бұрын

This and the Rains of Castamere

@tomd.6488

4 жыл бұрын

Henry of Skalitz has chosen a dark path. He must be hungry.

@atiqahhh9800

4 жыл бұрын

Shoot shoot mfsss

@mathiasrefael1393

4 жыл бұрын

*at the phrontistery(school)

Tis was my favorite melody during the crusades

"All of thy opposing peasants with thine inflated greaves"

Thou't, in best interests, flee speeds hastier than thine fletching.

@adamhavelock2104

4 жыл бұрын

Ay brother!

@reptilienkonig6551

4 жыл бұрын

*than mine fletching

@LaymanAhoy

4 жыл бұрын

@@reptilienkonig6551 *than mine asshole tightens

@saucyyikers3877

4 жыл бұрын

No one can understand this making it have a very small amount of likes. F

@Aname550

4 жыл бұрын

@@saucyyikers3877 curb your superiority complex, everyone gets it, and it has plenty of likes

When you’re playing Crusader Kings and your character’s sixth son has the strong, attractive, and genius traits

@thompkins6796

4 жыл бұрын

Or when gavelkind is still active and your character is 50+ with more than one kid

@alexanderstade8079

4 жыл бұрын

@Lee Gou Made my day

@comradecc2605

4 жыл бұрын

Charinfo Kill (id) / Allow_laws (youngest inherent's) / Yesmen (imprison and execute them)

@comradecc2605

4 жыл бұрын

Or more simply Charinfo add_trait fair / genius (character Id) remove_trait fair / genius (character Id)

@kuleshov_sam

4 жыл бұрын

ck2 player +1000

this song has one of the most beautiful melodies I have ever heard

When the quiet Kid in the tavern whispers:,, Your an honorable boy, go and hide yourself in the outhouse"

Medieval child: *starts playing this song on his lute Every other peasant: Dost thou want to be friends? I’m willing to pay double for thy livestock

@c.jhamblin5759

4 жыл бұрын

Its all fun and games untill you get a carrier pigeon telling you not to go the bread lines tommorow

@sighthoundstars

4 жыл бұрын

@@c.jhamblin5759 I'm crying why is this so funny

@notgosu0907

4 жыл бұрын

Can some1 pls explain for me why u guys use the words such as thou, thy, thee,.. in these meme? I'm not an English speaker so I dont get it, maybe it's the accent of ppl in Medieval right? Sr for my English btw.

@sighthoundstars

4 жыл бұрын

@@notgosu0907 for sure! It's how people used to say "you" and "your" and stuff like that WAY back in time, just replace "thou" with you

@notgosu0907

4 жыл бұрын

@@sighthoundstars gramercy, thank thou

Teacher : “we will be learning about the medieval age” The quiet kid :

@ryanhodge6831

4 жыл бұрын

Quiet kids are always the most savage

@trtyuiop

4 жыл бұрын

@@ryanhodge6831 true

@LucasDiblasio

4 жыл бұрын

Quiet kids show themselves in online school

"Thou art safe, but do not attendeth Mass on the morrow."

The crowds put on a noble façade till the jester notches his short-bow with ill intent.

NGL kinda disappointed a British chap didn’t start singing like a bard

@hmmm9658

4 жыл бұрын

toss a coin to your weird kid

@inujoshua1359

4 жыл бұрын

Very disappointed 😔

@cryoshio3764

4 жыл бұрын

@Nice meme I understood that reference

@BoarhideGaming

4 жыл бұрын

Marcel Foreest Oh man congratulations, it’s only the most overused piece of pop culture since “I am your father”.

@alvinzwe5136

4 жыл бұрын

@@hmmm9658 Lmao

Everybody gangsta till the quiet archer in the back pulls out the bow

@mackyrulez756

4 жыл бұрын

Legionary LOL yeah everybody peasant*

@KyleOakes45

4 жыл бұрын

mackyrulez spare me oh gracious devil, I wouldn’t know we thou provoke thee

@Sethern

4 жыл бұрын

Everypeasant

I can't express how much I love this music.

When thy jester scribbles onto thee partchment paper and speaketh, “don’t cometh to thy monestary tomorrow, gentleman”

@ClementinesCoins

2 жыл бұрын

thou shall regret thine torment caused upon thee

Tis all jests until the blacksmith's boy brings a longbow to the archives.

@cgd5693

4 жыл бұрын

Sidney Kirk lmao

@skhighglitch4217

4 жыл бұрын

I raise thee: Tis all a jest ‘til the blacksmith’s boy brings a Evelyn to the Archives

@skhighglitch4217

4 жыл бұрын

Federal Bureau of Investigation *Triple Shot of crossbow bolts sounds off in the archives.*

@auto_4097

4 жыл бұрын

@@skhighglitch4217 Tis all a jest 'till the lords boy reacheth into his sachel and pulleth out a hunter axe in thine dream

@dorgao4731

4 жыл бұрын

I see you're a man of culture.

“Dear Timothy, what is in thine satchel?” “Vengeance my lord.”

@alessandrobellei2730

3 жыл бұрын

art thou mad brother?

@uwu.-.5873

3 жыл бұрын

Thou shalt sow what thou reap

@weekly860

3 жыл бұрын

Place thyn margarine on the mutt

@isaiahmartinez5636

3 жыл бұрын

@Charlie Gascoyne yah dude that's pretty good I know nothing about violins tho😅

@koala2075

3 жыл бұрын

"Bastards best be faster then thines arrow."

''Why thy ears of mine hears the ballad of me great foe?''

This sounds like a great "pre-battle" song 🤘🏻

"I am quite fond of ye. Thou shalt not attend training tomorrow." The silent squire

@rafaadhifaiz4531

4 жыл бұрын

Weird a 1K like comment with No replies... Wait-

@SomebodySaveRap

4 жыл бұрын

Rafa Adhifaiz golden fucking comment- wait-

@waffleMccoy

4 жыл бұрын

AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH OMG SPERFECT

@rafaadhifaiz4531

4 жыл бұрын

After reading these comments But then you realized you are The quiet kid like me

@ingenuity23

4 жыл бұрын

@@rafaadhifaiz4531 hey buddy wait what is that *NO PUT THAT DOWN DONT FUCKING SHOO-*

"I've found but a queer sense of kinship with ye. Don't arrive at this yonder mess hall in a forthnight"

@msmsmsmsmsmsmsmsmsmsm

4 жыл бұрын

Never thought I’d see King Crimson here. Part 5 best part.

@mygoodness2041

4 жыл бұрын

@@msmsmsmsmsmsmsmsmsmsm Lemme just erase your comment with ze hando and say that part 4 is best

@buglab2285

4 жыл бұрын

@@mygoodness2041 I second that

@msmsmsmsmsmsmsmsmsmsm

4 жыл бұрын

Josuke H I can’t argue with Josuke

@jotarokujo1171

4 жыл бұрын

@@buglab2285 go home

Imagine being a bard in a DnD game that just blasts modern meme music but in medieval style

When they discover that you're a chaotic evil character