Love how the fortunate teller keeps giving the camera a 'look'

@threetreasures7698

3 жыл бұрын

Yep. It’s those glances into the camera that makes the sketch! Feels like he’s looking directly at the viewer. Amazingly well done sketch.

😂🤣😂🤣 Brilliant! We ALL got arrested while "robbing" various retailers.

@Kirmeins

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I'm sitting in for stealing a whole bag of toilet paper from upstanding citizens!

It's time for my once daily walk around Loch Doon

@Naisavrein

3 жыл бұрын

I misheard what my mum was saying one day and thought she was talking about another loch I just hadn't heard of. We are Scottish and live in Scotland. She had actually said lockdown, of course!

"Can you hear me? I can't hear you!" This was literally our workplace this morning! 😂😂

Of course, The most exciting location. *The Gaarrrrden Centre*

@abbyrivers9971

3 жыл бұрын

Well none would be believe Corona virus of the lockdown if IT was told to us in spring of summer 2019

@teridactyl1250

3 жыл бұрын

It’s been taken over by pirates?

@lucieciepka1031

3 жыл бұрын

Oh! The reopening of the garden center ☺️ it was the happiest day of the whole confinement. 2h of waiting in line, but it was totally worth it!

You will sign your emails with "STAY SAFE"😅 Nailed it!!!

Hahaha reminded me of something I saw today with a 'back to the future" theme.. "Marty - rule number 1...never go back to the year 2020"

Petition for Michael to grow a moustache like that.

@joshuakenny503

3 жыл бұрын

Where cos that's an idea and a half😂👌👍

@adamhodges8022

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshuakenny503 like or comment in the hope that he will see XD

@gummygoo2

3 жыл бұрын

Oh good lord no 😂

@denasmith1977

3 жыл бұрын

yes, and I would like to hear him talk like that too!! ha ha

the way he looks at the camera and says 'no' - 1:27 :)

@E93209

3 жыл бұрын

Hilarious 😂

I see a genius comedian who is in touch with reality... he is a very clever man.

Bruh. It took me half the video to realise this wasn’t filmed in 2019

@JGMbeats

3 жыл бұрын

Same

Hysterical - absolutely love Michael’s sense of humour. This is brilliant. Yes a trip to the garden centre is a highlight of the week.

This is to accurate it hurts

@oliviadaly4795

3 жыл бұрын

That's the point. They filmed it this year I believe?

@Animal_lover_-tz5cd

3 жыл бұрын

Olivia Daly Yh they did, its British humor

@WeneedmoreGodsinTshirts

3 жыл бұрын

IT WAS WRITTEN AFTER THE PANDEMIC AND PRETENDED IT WAS IN LAST YEAR.

"The winner of Strictly Come Dancing 2020 is... Chris Witty." That made me and my family laugh out loud when we first heard it.

😂👍 "Lockdown sounds very exciting"

That was brilliant. Loved it all. Burst out laughing, when he said “I can see you, but I can’t hear you” just a common problem. Haha, this was brilliant. Forget flowers & chocolates, I’m so happy, when I can source flour, eggs, rice and paper towels. Loved it. 🤣🤣

Ooh! "Loch Down" (lockdown) sounds exciting! Is it near Loch Lomond? Absolutely cracked me up haha.

Who would thumbs down Michael McIntyre??????????????? He’s hilarious 😂

@Travelogues_Arunava

3 жыл бұрын

People who pressed the thumb down button must have watched his videos being upside down.

@dianechambers5333

3 жыл бұрын

Must be a mistake ...who on earth could not find this funny 🤣...it's brilliant

@leeshepherdtrading

3 жыл бұрын

I gave a thumbs down because he’s only just released this. He should have let us know this in 2019 and saved lives. My respect for Michael McIntyre is at an all time low.

@midnightshadow7779

3 жыл бұрын

People who don’t have a sense of humour

@cameronmorris3092

3 жыл бұрын

Karen would!

i just can't stop watching him, i watch the same videos of him over and over :):):)

@dianechambers5333

3 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@gailsevan2092

3 жыл бұрын

Same here😂

@Alice_Walker

3 жыл бұрын

Same, the one where he mimics putting on tights makes me laugh harder every time I rewatch it

@sophiegrace2036

3 жыл бұрын

Alice Walker ikr 😂

@sophiegrace2036

3 жыл бұрын

Alice Walker ikr 😂

LETS GO MICHAEL!! 😂 One of the best comedians of all time hands down .

@samanthawiley702

3 жыл бұрын

I could not agree with you more Quirky!

@Formula1st

3 жыл бұрын

I would gave liked it if you didn’t say liKE if yOu AgrEe

@jenniferschultz2384

3 жыл бұрын

Asking for likes? Really?

@sfx1057

3 жыл бұрын

@@jenniferschultz2384 You don't get anything anyways, I'm just doing it out of good will and for my appreciation towards Michael McIntyre

Not sure if we should be laughing, or crying.

@WeneedmoreGodsinTshirts

3 жыл бұрын

Laughing. Without question.

@armstrongtixid6873

3 жыл бұрын

crying of laughter

@Naisavrein

3 жыл бұрын

Bit of both, maybe? But more laughing than crying!

I mean I think I almost love the short veraion more but it was great to see the long version. Love it.

5:44 i forgot about brexit XD

This is literally my world! No more job, jigsaw puzzles, quizzes, banana bread, no more holiday. Most exciting part of the day (not sure which day) is watching Pointless and the Chase and getting an Amazon delivery.

I can’t believe Michael McIntyre got this so right back in 2019. Just goes to show he really is a genius.

@romainsavioz5466

3 жыл бұрын

🤣 good one

@patrickpatel5527

3 жыл бұрын

I bet this was actually made recently.

@WeneedmoreGodsinTshirts

3 жыл бұрын

He didn't. He wrote it in 2020, pretending it was in 2019.

@patrickpatel5527

3 жыл бұрын

Natalie Grazin I thought so .

@BothHands1

3 жыл бұрын

Natalie Grazin ahh, makes sense

Whenever the Fortune Teller looks at the camera... 😉😂🤣

I love Michael he is hilarious

I think his Laugh is one of the most iconic things about him 😂

This guy is brilliant always has me laughing😂😂

never fails to make me laugh😂

@jemmaj8113

3 жыл бұрын

You haven’t even watched all of it 😂😂😂😂

@obsessedfoodie5135

3 жыл бұрын

sukizebra I’ve watched it before😂

@jemmaj8113

3 жыл бұрын

Obsessed Foodie same on bbc iplayer

"Do you always carry hand sanitizer with you?" "I know what's coming." If this was posted months ago then i would be surprise

Well that old age pensioner might be about the closest to olympics we’re getting this year lol 😂

Absolutely brilliant. I predict this will be a classic of its time.

My favourite comedian. Is he yours?

@WeneedmoreGodsinTshirts

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely.

@Zielinsk

3 жыл бұрын

Obviously!

@armstrongtixid6873

3 жыл бұрын

Yup, he's the only one I actually watch, because all the other ones are so bad and vulgar, while he makes real life situations funny.

@isaaiceblock

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

@IsaacJagger-go8oh

3 жыл бұрын

@Neil Dixit . Are you crazy? Have you not checked out Jim Gaffigan?!

OMG I laughed my head off ! Lock (Loch) Down is that in Scotland 🤣

That is just pure genius 😂🤣. The funniest thing i have heard this year!!😂

I watched this when it was first put out. I still get a giggle out of it😂😂

Thank you Micheal McIntyre this really made me laugh, good stuff!

Cry-laughing!! You beautiful genius!!! 💗💗💗💗

Funniest comedian there has ever been and ever will be!

😂😂 Hilarious. Who would have thought of that a year ago?

Love you Michael❣ I never get bored of seeing your videos over and over... And over again! 😅👌

I only discovered Michael about 6 months ago. He is hilarious ‼️‼️

The clothes part, so true. 😂😂

Mike's the best...funniest man alive.........THANKS MIKE....................

Funny and painful at the same moment. Love the Zooming bit. Stay safe Michael. X

Michael mcintyre+Ryan George format and concept= pure gold obviously

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐thank you micheal i need these laughs BRILLIANT SKETCH 😷🤐🦄🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

haha, Loch Down. brilliant.

Hilarious, l loved the bit about celebrating Tuesdays and “loch down”

Wow absolutely hilarious, very well done Michael 🤣

CANCELLLEDDDD

This one hits hard! 🤣

Many blessings from LA. Thank you 🙏🏻 you are exceptional 😂😍

Is it bad that I only just understood the 'Singing Happy Birthday to yourself every day' joke a few days ago?

@kayw9235

3 жыл бұрын

You didn’t understand any of the other jokes?

@y2ksw1

3 жыл бұрын

The other jokes are not funny.

@theworksofquilliamshakespeare

3 жыл бұрын

@@kayw9235 sorry, i accidentally missed the ned of the sentence

@kayw9235

3 жыл бұрын

Zena Watton oh haha I get it now

@MrsJolene-

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get that one, can you explain? Something to do with sanitizing or washing hands often? Why are you singing happy birthday? To whom?

👏👏👏😂😂 ackle ackintrye

One word GENIUS!!!!

Pure magic!! Wonderful, thank you.

He wasn’t wrong about the mask and gloves

I love Michael Mc Intyre. Unexpected star.. Best thing on TV ever. Dr Ciara from Belfast was brilliant

I was ok until “can you hear me”. I couldn’t stop laughing

The one word that makes me laugh most: *CANCELLLLLLLLLED*

😂😂😂 thank you for cheering me up!

Great one..love the humor, stay safe!!

Watching this in 2024 and this is so crazy... to look back and know this is all true.

He's predicting the pandemic. What a perfect fortune-teller!!

Such a classic 😁😂

Brilliant!!!This video made my Day lol

Loved it! 😂🤣

And I am on my holidays in Hômme Officé, a small French town near Paris. 😆

Brilliant just brilliant!

Absolutely brilliant😆😂

Did anyone else look up if there was actually a Loch Down? There is a Loch Doon though! Hilarious. 😂

Brilliant Michael.

😄loved it!

Such an amazing fortune teller ^^

I got ripped off by a fortune teller... She saw me coming

@thatveganchick668

3 жыл бұрын

**ba dum tisssss**

@ksportz66

3 жыл бұрын

tHaT vEgAn cHiCk - 👍

"Can you hear me? I can see you, I can't hear you. You need to unmute it, press bottom left....press....I'm texting you. Good, I can hear you now"

Wow, describes 2020 to a T....Michael's comedy is always relevant and relatable 💯🥠♥️

This sketch sums up the whole mess we're currently in for me. Once again, Michael has showed us his talent for observing comedy in things others don't notice it in. I propose that this be shown instead of the endless Covid 'updates' and test figures (they've still not got the testing capacity or efficient track and trace system they swore they would put in place, rendering the figures almost useless, it feels). There's A LOT more honesty, truth and just acknowledgement of what we're all going through in this sketch! Michael for Prime Minister, I say!

The funniest thing made in modern history.

😂😂

The fortune teller sounds like Leo from Leo’s fortune.

@leeshepherdtrading

3 жыл бұрын

It’s Michael McIntyre. 🤦‍♂️.

@mudryk259

3 жыл бұрын

Lee Shepherd Trading you idiot they are saying that it sounds like that character. They know that’s it’s Michael McIntyre

@WeneedmoreGodsinTshirts

3 жыл бұрын

@@mudryk259 stop having a go at Leo Shepard Training. No one likes being called an idiot.

You'll never wear trousers again and you'll celebrate baking banana bread 😆

Omg, I just kind of forgot how Before was! Weird how quickly Now becomes life, everywhere, overnight.

Lol It took me this long to figure out that the fortune teller guy IS Michael McIntyre! 😂

Thank you for giving us more fortune teller! But now I want MORE FORTUNE TELLER! Please?

The meeting bit 😂

Very clever!! 👍😎

There is like 10 people saying first 😂

@ednelson9913

3 жыл бұрын

That’s how KZread works

@dougalbadger4918

3 жыл бұрын

That always happens

Brilliant 🤣🤣

Hello Michael, that fortune teller sounds just like Uncle Peter. 😂😂

its just SO hilarious :D It all came true - for sure :D

my friends mum wrote a list in December last year of what she wanted in 2020. and one of the things was more time at home 😐 well she got that

The funniest part of this was the meetings. I can see you but can’t hear you. Absolutely rolled on the floor laughing.

good point that's why he is here

Rasputin! You’re back!

Imagine if fortune tellers were real and we knew about coronavirus a year ago😱

@Laura-bg6zl

3 жыл бұрын

On there's phycics but we see one of menny future 🔮 so it gets confusing. But each see a different thing hence all are different it's like vines loads of them. You make a choice different path.

@spoons250

3 жыл бұрын

@@Laura-bg6zl Thats literally just thinking of all the probable outcomes, then when it dosnt go right calling "Nah, you chose different". lmao, Seeing hundred/thousands/millions of outcomes dosnt make you a psychic, it makes you the opposite, it literally just makes you a human with a functioning brain looking at choices and predicting what comes next. Like see, I predict you are offended. I predict you really want to write something snotty back to me, I predict that now you are questioning not doing it at all because I predicted you would do it. I predict now you just want to abandon the whole thing and not reply... I predict you cant fight your urge and reply anyways. Or, did you make a different choice? This is hilarious. Hate to break it too you, but any ANY human with a functioning brain and imagination can see "every" future. Thats how we know not to stick our hands into fire or walk down allys littered with junkies.

@Laura-bg6zl

3 жыл бұрын

@@spoons250 okay your opioion hun.

@dieafrikaansbear8995

3 жыл бұрын

Lol spoons you destroyed her 😂😂😂😂😂

@Laura-bg6zl

3 жыл бұрын

@@dieafrikaansbear8995 nope polite response everyone's entitled mine is whats put hers is hers. end nothing to argue about. there's bigger things in this world.

I really like this clip! So funny! The way he treats the covid phenomenon is just amazing! With his sense of humour, everybody can survive with smile!

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