*agresivly waits for doug to stop arguin with his wife*

Malak: THERES NO ESCAPE FOR YO- Human: *Already escaped* Malak: YOU DONT EVEN LET ME FINISH MY SENTENCE?

@ZeeRAZM

2 жыл бұрын

THERES N- "escapes"

@ArthurNA844

2 жыл бұрын

@@ZeeRAZM manual labor

@Fany792

2 жыл бұрын

Malas: “Am I a joke to you?”

@ArthurNA844

2 жыл бұрын

@@Fany792 who is malas ;-;

@rng_retrofam9061

2 жыл бұрын

*sigh* do you don't know the human name is mortal

Imagine being a simple monster that your only task is "kill the mortal",at the beggining,it sound pretty easy,UNTILL A GOD DAMN GOD OF VELOCITY APPEARS AND GRAB ALL THE SHARDS IN HIS DIRECTION AND YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO EVEN TOUCH HIS CLOTHES

@earthx5995

2 жыл бұрын

But if the monster in every level will do something at the center they objective is not just killing mortal but do something that mortal unthinkable and let mortal collect the soul shard and some of monster will hunt you like normal Let them do it and do your task or hinder them to not make that thing it your choice If all monster success to build that thing that will be obstacle in the end Monster in 1 one level will do 1 part of that thing there 10 level in ballroom 10 level = 10 part if that thing have all of ten part the secret boss will awake

@_maksy

2 жыл бұрын

@@earthx5995 k

@rng_retrofam9061

2 жыл бұрын

Yea that would be cool annnnnd it's a glitch ( jk (͡°͜ʖ͡°))

@Unknown-hq4cp

Жыл бұрын

Basically every Maze Escape match as a monster in Monsters & Mortals.

@leonides1527

Жыл бұрын

Killer monkey: hello, malak? Yeah I'd like to resign.... Yeah no man I'm not gonna be able to- *world gets destroyed due to no shards*

at 1:48:42 when i first saw this i genuinely started laughing due to how much it actually catched me off guard

@rng_retrofam9061

2 жыл бұрын

Yea buuuuuuuuuuuuut I'm not laughing yea but I'll give you a gift 🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁

Retro: beats the gold watchers extremely fast and s ranks. Me: spends 2 hours trying to beat it and with 25 deaths and no secrets

@thatanimegirlwiththecape4807

2 жыл бұрын

Im pretty sure that the first time he played deadly decadence he died just as many times

@rng_retrofam9061

2 жыл бұрын

Um YOU DIED 25 TIMES that a unlucky day

@solitude2642

Жыл бұрын

Yeah bro hard work is key

@AndreasSADFACE

Жыл бұрын

I died 101 times... You are a master 😭

Im 90% sure retro is a machine built specifically to be good at dark deception. Do you even require oxygen or do you survive purely off the tears of malak as his minions fail to catch you for the thousandth time

@nitroplasma788

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@chibiusa2018

Жыл бұрын

I laughed my ass off at this

@awzv

Жыл бұрын

ngk brodie not human😹

@user-ul8ud2zz2l

5 ай бұрын

Retro doesn't care if malak cries he has no remorse like the redemption doom dragon.

Even with abilities, your speed is so outstanding. I've never seen anyone play so quick without dying at all before! You're impressive. :)

@user-tw6wt3nh4v

Жыл бұрын

And why is it that when I collect all 4 secrets at this level, I show that I have collected 3 out of 4?

@Glenn1944

10 ай бұрын

@@user-tw6wt3nh4vwhich level

@Ahmadeid09

9 күн бұрын

I agree 👍

Malak: THERES NO ESCAPE- SpeedRunner: *already escaped* Malak: I never finished my sentence.. he’ll see me again. SpeedRunner: *finds all the secrets* Bierce: you found all the secrets.

@HardcoreChel83

10 ай бұрын

True

4:25 When he collects half of the 156 shards in zone 2 Agatha: ready or not, her I come

@mastermusicverse1079

Жыл бұрын

Hehe boi 😏😏

@leonides1527

Жыл бұрын

Also Agatha: YOU'RE CHEATING!!!

Malik:There no escape for y- Rng: later bi----h Malik: damn it all

Now that's some serious dedication! 🔥 Hats off dude! 👏🙏

Malak:There is no escap for y. RNG:enter the portal Malak:I hate this life

1:33:22 damn that was loud

@RoclerBeats

Жыл бұрын

Makes me think that Mama bear created the tunnels using her babies as dynamite

what we learned from this: telekenisis is over powered

it's weird you'd imagine acquiring S rank would have you avoid using the enemy reveal and stunned crystals, but I digress. Fantastic job with the speedrun, it's evident chapter 5 ain't posing a threat to you haha

53:50 Hey!!! Wait for me!!!!😂😂😂

@rng_retrofam9061

2 жыл бұрын

Yea at 53:50 rng might need to walk run or teleport

Omg the Speed is outstanding and no deaths?! jesus this man has some REAL dedication!

Cool 💜. Now Speedrun the chapters from scratch 💀

@bananaYT117

2 жыл бұрын

Bro today I beat EE , DD , SS full S but I had a glitch so it gave me a rank and it was on normal mode btw

@Jordan-yt3fg

2 жыл бұрын

@@bananaYT117 I have to learn from you 😂

@bananaYT117

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jordan-yt3fg sure man what levels do you need tips for

@Jordan-yt3fg

2 жыл бұрын

@@bananaYT117 probably just bearly really. Joy joy I can exploit so much

@bananaYT117

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jordan-yt3fg 1 : when you enter zone 2 go straight And once you see a trigger teddie turn the corner vanish then keep running down the tunnel and use your primal fear and u should see the ring piece in front of you 2 : Upgrade the following powers Speed Boost Telekinesis Primal Fear Vanish Before enter mascot mayhem Sorry BB is the hardest for me to explain

*THERE'S NO ESCAPE FOR Y-* shit

keep up the good work my man, love to see it.

17:41 Human: U wanna get me? Ducko: Naw lets wait until the elevator ends

Let’s just appreciate how much time he need and how hard he practised just to entertain us. Btw great job!

Really love how you cheesed killjoy, this run is so fun!

I can't wait to see you try to Speedrun the chapter 5 levels, they're gonna be insane!

This is how long it takes for me to beat zone 1 in bearly buried

Absolute menace

Malak:THOSE ARE MY POWERS!!!!! Doug:🤨🙄😒 No One Cares Malak

Sランクでクリアできてるのすごい！ （It's amazing that you can clear it with S rank!）

DAMN THIS IS CRAZY I LIKE IT

Hello retro don’t know if you’ll see this but I was curious about which level you thought was the hardest to not die on and find the secrets. Love your videos and keep up the good work!

@RNGRetr0

2 жыл бұрын

I think it was either Bearly Buried or Torment Therapy

Dark deception Name chapter : Monkey bussines Shards : 389 Place : hotel Name : monkey genderless Gender : genderless Boss : chef's monkey Ability : faster than murder monkey Trap : banana Name chapter : elementary evil Shards : 283 Place : shcool Name : agatha Gender : female Ability : teleportation Boss : agatha frenzy Ability make a portal fake and teleportation Trap : fake portal Name chapter : deadly decadence Shards : 354 Place : golden house Name : gold watcher Gender : male Ability : when you not looking the gold statue the statue will move Boss : gold watcher titan Ability : throw an axes Trap : tall spikes/anchor Name chapter : stanger sewers Shards : 310 Place : sewers Name : dread ducky Gender : genderless Ability : stan attack Boss doom ducky Ability : throw ducks and summoning Trap : short spikes Name chapter: Crazy carnevil Shards : 280 Place : circus Name : clown gremlin Gender : male Ability : multiply themselves Boss : goliath clown Ability : punding the ground and summoning clown Trap : uknown Name chapter : torment therapy Shards : 679 Place : hospital Name : reaper nurse Gender : female Ability : invisible Boss : matron Ability : destroy ambulance with the two buzzaws Name chapter : mascot mayhem Shards : 501 Name : lucky the rabbit Gender : male Ability : throw an boms Name : penny the chicken Gender : female Ability : drop stun eggs in the sky random Name : hangry the pig Gender : male Ability : burst out of at wall random Boss : joy kill Ability : shoot laser - lucky beam from eye or 6 eye - penny will also throw eggd to stun - jump from platfrom to another Trap : uknown Name chapter : bearly buried Shards : 630 Name : trigger bear Gender : male Ability : getting stuuned by primal fear wil cause them ti self-destruct Name : mama bear Gender : female Ability : turn into invisble/spiked ball during her boss battle Boss : Mega Mama Ability : turn into invisble/spiked ball And capable of doing many thing to kill him Trap : uknown End dark deception Edit : ty for read😇

@ThatChick_NextDoor

11 ай бұрын

Thank you for this!

@udittulalit9046

10 ай бұрын

❤

@DX-222

9 ай бұрын

In monkey business are 289 soul shards not 389

@acceleratorplushy

2 ай бұрын

The trap for bearly buried is the fake ring pieces. And it’s murder monkeys. and in Monkey business there is no banana peel, also it’s 289 shards in monkey business

@udittulalit9046

12 күн бұрын

​@@acceleratorplushysorry I Just Wrong Type

AMAZING!! SOOOO PERFECT!!!!

you are the dark deception god

you are best dark deception speed run

damn bro, i remember playing this game around 2013, it was a demo back then.

i saw the upload date on the video and thought to myself "i was hoping for a speedrun that would do bearly buried" and then realized that chapter 4 was actually 2 years ago. crazy. you're insanely skilled though, this was a fantastic listen for my schoolwork!!

Malak: *_THERE'S NO ESCAPE FOR YOU, MORTA-_* Doug: *Is already long gone.* Malak: ...Well, shit. I guess there was an escape for him.

oh that is fantastic!!!

All other levels: oh just ok Stranger sewers: WHAT IS HAPPENI-

Nice bro

Boss: I kill you! Bwhaaa hah hah! Him: Yea, what you say *Gets outta there in 0.1 seconds.

Jeez when I saw u play I was like ur a god. HOW DID U FINISH THIS IN TWO MINUTES?!?!?!?

legend

Respekt 👌🏻👍

great, now hack glowstick entertainment and speedrun chapter 5

"ThErEs No EsCaPe..." "You Escaped!"

@HydraticJaz

2 ай бұрын

LMFAO

1:33:22 Imagine getting every Trigger Teddy chasing after you. Then use the stun ability and boom! A loud and satisfying explosion.

17:41 player: let me take extras Duck: ok we chill Seconds later Duck: now no more chill

This guy beat monkey business in 2 mins

Malak: THOSE ARE MY POWERS Him:Uses a power at that time when he said that

Nice

Impressive!

It took me 2 weeks to beat it Retro: *im about to ruin this man’s whole career*

This man really turn his hell into Dream training place

Wow You’re So Good

Retro and Angelo are what keeps malak up at night

Doug: "Let me just rush this to meet SR quota" Malak: "Ah there you are Mort........ wait where is he?" Doug: "lets see, im reaching for the 8th stage" Also Malak: "HOW DID HE REACH THE 8TH CHAPTER!?? Its only been 3 minutes into my opening dialogue!!!!!"

Go hard)

Retro jesteś koks w dd i M&M

gg bro

Telekinesis is so op for speedruns ✨✨✨

This guy is illegally good.

ok I am shocked that you did that SOOOOOO FAST LIKE WHAT????????

Bro is faster than doing my homework

What a god

wow you are really good at this game and fast! How long did it take you to do it?

Ты просто жестокий!!!!👍👍👍👍

My favorite monster is duckie. It's cute when duckies dance

The chapter one boss does exist, right?

Death voice lines that I made up: Monkey business: monkeys love bananas, it explains why their chasing You so much Elementary evil: maybe you should go back to school and learn how not to die. Deadly decadence: even a large piece of concrete can avoid those traps! Stranger sewers: duck, duck, dead! *sinister laughter* Crazy carnival: you'll look like a clown if this repeats! Torment therapy: maybe ask her for an icepack. Mascot mayhem: probably not feeling lucky after that. Bearly buried: those aren't cute or cuddly. (My name) mannequin massacre: your just like them... headless

1:53:22 CHAPTER 8 BEARLY BURIED COMPLETED! AND MISSION ALL OVER! :)

@DaTrueMateyYT

5 ай бұрын

Chapter 4

1:03 Bierce: Now- Retro: Nah I’m good.

Malak:you cant speed bo... Speedrunner:*uses teleport*

I subcribe!

Not even sonic can beat chapter one as fast as this guy did

Malak : are you sure you want to go that way this man : yeeeessss Malak : Bad choice mortal this man : yeeesssssssss\

@leonides1527

Жыл бұрын

Malak: what the fuck is with this mortal?... Bierce: I am loving this mortal~

Dunno but joy kill comes back just as much as willam afton

I wonder how many runs were ended by BB alone

"You ruined my mouth!" "Look what you did to my face!" Retro: okay but who the hell asked?

Could you explain some of what I assume is ai/position manipulation? For example at the end of area 2 of chapter 3?

I must subsribe

How did u complete so fast like is new game + or something with perks cause i watching this gameplay after long time

5:06 this is fine *agatha blocks the door*

Monsters: your gonna die. Retro who got all the shards and is already at the ring altar: Omae wa my shindeiru

Wow that was so close reaper nurse almost kill you

😮😮😮

How many hours do you have in this game?

@cisendosi

Ай бұрын

yes

nananana epic

BRO DID A 360 WHEN JUMPING IN THE HOLE

NAWHHH I, MET A LEGEND GUYS!!!!

I wonder if this will be counted as a legit playthrough to unlock the true ending once chapter 5 releases because we get to play with ring upgrades and abilities in early levels we didnt had the first time we entered them :)

Freaking magnets ! How do they work ?!

gigachad speedrun

Apparently dying to the monke in the elevator will teleport you to the last part instantly, thus save time

@ariefDraws

Жыл бұрын

S rank

Even when the damn title of the video said he wasn't going to die, he still got so close to them and made me think he was 💀

No matter how much I've played through this game, for some reason Elementary Evil will ALWAYS be my least favorite. (Probably because that's the one I died thousands of times in)

54:17 - 54:26 nahh that nurse came back and then flew away damn

Wow so fast

uau

why I have a feeling that mama bear has the same voice actress as mama tattletail