"Since they've been working so hard, I'm going to award myself with more power." -Most Politicians in America

@tilldeathdoesmepart

Жыл бұрын

Omggg bro I'm dead I needed that laugh thank you

@Noahjowow

Жыл бұрын

When American democracy sounds like DF, we have a problem. Or a really interesting solution 😏

@theidiotofthisworld9520

Жыл бұрын

@@Noahjowow DF 2024 🤔🤔🤔

@XDTheEmoticon

Жыл бұрын

As an American I can confirm this is true

@eggman9271

Жыл бұрын

Any politician in the world really

Neat fact: When you said "strip mining" but corrected yourself to "entire-mining", you were actually correct the first time. Strip mining in real life involves stripping the topsoil away over a massive area looking for minerals and resources just underneath. Its sometimes referred to as "surface mining" but I've heard strip and surface used.

@dhearyzikrimuhammad_0366

Жыл бұрын

I thought strip mining is mining in strips, lines Like strip mining for netherite

@pathally4684

Жыл бұрын

@@dhearyzikrimuhammad_0366 In most games that's what we call it yes. Technically irl I believe the equivalent would be called a "shaft mine". Where you dig a tunnel down to a layer you want access to, and then mine out from there.

@Left_clxck

Жыл бұрын

@@pathally4684 k

Right when I needed something to watch DF always comes in clutch

@thatdudeshorts

Жыл бұрын

Yeah totally

@LukeBilling

Жыл бұрын

I know right?

@TheBlondeSway

Жыл бұрын

True

@Aeternumis

Жыл бұрын

Im still at work its slow so I’m watching this. :^

@joetman74

Жыл бұрын

Without fail its crazy

almost tried downloading this game... one look at the reviews and my decision was made. Hell to the NO. ads are the main complaints. even when people paid for no ads, they kept getting ads. majority 1 star reviews with 2.69k reviews

@darthrevan2063

Жыл бұрын

Theirs something magical called ad blocker. You should try it some day

@veradistheeggcat229

Жыл бұрын

@@darthrevan2063 Show me an ad blocker that works on mobile apps, I'll wait.

@pathofmizu

Жыл бұрын

@@veradistheeggcat229 pihole does work

@pathofmizu

Жыл бұрын

i actually installed it after watching this vid... deinstalled it after the first fullscreen ad... which took about 1min to show -.- it's a pure cashgrab game

@blakedennis3726

Жыл бұрын

You have to watch ads just to upgrade your people so even airplane mode doesn’t work since you can’t upgrade without watching ads

I think DF secretly wants to be a politician, Dictator Funny

@wendendyk

Жыл бұрын

Dictator Farquad

@ClAddict

Жыл бұрын

Dangerously Führer?

"...Maybe we'll give them more capacity, that way they have more capacity..." - DF, 2022

Combining the upgrade by clicking model with terrain destruction? Looks like exactly DF's bag.

I love your videos! I watch them every night before bed, I'll watch new releases once to actually watch it and then watch your older videos as I fall asleep. Your voice is calm, you don't randomly yell or scream like other KZreadrs. I love the games you play as well. I've actually started playing some of them myself. Subscriber for life. Keep up the great vids. 👍

@Leaky_Pen

Жыл бұрын

that's EXACTLY what i do as well

@whyguybuytie

Жыл бұрын

Same bro

I love how after 4am in the UK I can relax before I sleep to him lol

Thanks for all the good times DF, always watched you for a good laugh but I go to Boot Camp tomorrow so I won’t be able to watch for a while. On the bright side, I get three months of videos to come back too, so good luck! P.S. you are my favorite KZreadr of all time :D

@jacobcarter4219

Жыл бұрын

Post bootcamp here, it’s great to watch him again after getting your shit pushed in for like 9 months

@laughingjackel8387

Жыл бұрын

@@jacobcarter4219 lol yea I’ll have plenty to come back to

“Instead of wearing my mouse out.. 😈 let’s buy a miner!”… yes those are word that have been spoken.

@The_Commander_Lemon

Жыл бұрын

10:26 , "let's just get a bunch of minors"

Best late night content to watch before bed. Always entertaining!

@thatdudeshorts

Жыл бұрын

Literally what I’m doing right now!

@jellyjbachman8543

Жыл бұрын

@@thatdudeshorts Same

@bean_and_jayden

Жыл бұрын

@@jellyjbachman8543 Same

For me he uploads at about 10:00PM, his voice is calming so I once feel asleep mid-video!

@RileyTheBest023

Жыл бұрын

For me its 11:00 PM

@tilldeathdoesmepart

Жыл бұрын

I watch his videos to fall asleep. Not that his contents boring because he can make the most boring games fun and funny. But because he's so tranquil. I'll put his videos (that I've already seen) on play as I fall asleep, I have a hard time turning my brain off at night and usually lay there for hours, he cuts that time down drastically as it gives me something to focus on, so my thoughts don't wander, while being calm and peaceful.

This actually looks fun. *Sees reviews and a 1.7 star rating* Well, nevermind. I'll let DF play.

@Jamie_Pritchard

Жыл бұрын

He plays the terrible games so we don't have to. Hero!

@kamal5153

Жыл бұрын

@@Jamie_Pritchard whats this game called

@Jamie_Pritchard

Жыл бұрын

@@kamal5153 Looks like it's called MineCube

@Cali412

Жыл бұрын

Yep it’s free on iPhone

@absolutely1nothing

Жыл бұрын

@@kamal5153 go to the description, he links it there

Best part of the day

@hireen1083

Жыл бұрын

Fr it always makes me happy when I watch him

@cademulig4287

Жыл бұрын

*best part of the night

Just tried this game myself. Ads to do basically anything. Instant uninstall. I’ll just watch you play it

@Riyame

Жыл бұрын

Left a 1 star review on another game like that that was shown here. Devs replied that they reply on ads to support their game and if you don't want to see them you should buy the option to turn them off. It even had a bunch of mandatory ads you needed to watch to do stuff instead of optional to get boosts.

@danielbuchmuller4760

Жыл бұрын

What is the game called?

@Riyame

Жыл бұрын

@@danielbuchmuller4760 Hooked Inc: Fishing Games

@Fiberoptic11

Жыл бұрын

@@Riyame exactly how this game was. Just to unlock each of the different miners you have to watch an ad THEN you can use your gold to buy it

Decided to check this game out and OMG the amount of ads is insane.

@aperson7257

Жыл бұрын

What is it called

@coltonsalerno7239

Жыл бұрын

Yeah?

@CoolJosh3k

Жыл бұрын

@@coltonsalerno7239 The iOS version to be specific.

@KarmesinPilz

Жыл бұрын

What is it called

@CoolJosh3k

Жыл бұрын

@@KarmesinPilz MineCube. Check the description.

DF should try kerbal space program I would love to watch him just blowing up kerbals for 20 minutes

@StormyMainShorts

Жыл бұрын

True

Right after a long day, a new DF video is always the best way to end the day

“Power + Size Equals Good Times” - DF

I love your vids keep up the good work

Love the vid so far :D

Thank you for showing games I have NEVER! seen befor its really cool

I watch all of your videos and i love them

Hi df, you should do a q and a stream

I swear hes a magician always makes vids when i need them out of no where

Destroying an islands entire ecosystem and using it's resources to build a giant statue... so the story of Easter island

Right when i got bored DF posted

He might love playing as the creeper in custom maps on Creeper World 4

DF: this game is MineCube YT: this game is MineCraft

Thank you for this video! 😀🌸

When my anxiety is high I come to forget for a while thank you

Every man's dream, to take apart a island of legos

DF after he buys big: LET HIM COOK

4:24 top center... I think DF is narrating a video cause that's an exit full screen on KZread icon but i don't care if it's a video i still love DF

Df ur content is dank

This looks like if Dwarf Fortress and Minecraft had a badly made bastard child

@_sandy_

Жыл бұрын

exactly

Thanks for another good vid!

" can't help but think how fast they would mime if I left them alone" Dosent leave for coffee for 10 minutes* I begin to wonder if I am truly watching df

Nightly dose of DF

This is the first video by DF that was actually suggested to me when it was made.

0:03 the best thing DF ever said: "lets buy a minor, they are so valuable they cost 0$"

Who else was crying at the fact that he didn't get more basic miners until he'd already gotten multiple of the other, much more expensive miners? Pain.

It's not possible to go to bed without your daily dose of dangerous

8 seconds after upload

Dangerously Funny, that game is rated 1.6!

i love your vids

Right as I’m about to go to sleep DF comes in and ruins my sleep schedule

@dracothewarrior4316

Жыл бұрын

you have a sleep schedule?

Ah the star of the video: "Let's buy a miner" My stupid ass waking up: "A minor ?!?" I can predict this video gon' be good

Me: looks in the desc for the actual game what’s linked there: MinEcRaFT

"I mean it's not small...yea that's pretty big actually"

That fart sound affect jump scared me

DF is gonna reach 3M subs in like 1 year

Day 84 of recommending "The Perfect Tower 2", it’s a semi-idle incremental tower defense game, where you upgrade your tower, with a lot of things to do! p.s. you get to kill a lot of cubes, and if u grind to late game...well i wont ruin the surprise

I like how in the description he actually put Minecraft as the game played lol

Watching a DF video on .5 speed is fucking hilarious!

This chanel for me is actualy DangerouslyFunny if i laugh to much i will bleed from the nose

"Mom can we get Minecraft?" "We have Minecraft at home" Minecraft at home:

"I love forcing people to work so hard I make millions while doing nothing..." DF 2022 (and probably most politicians)

ah, another DF video for another bad day

Everytime I see a new video in my recommendation I'm scared

Especially considering blocks go fast away now yes

2:14 broooo im dieing rn😂😂

I was playing this on crazy games the other day and thinking, “when will df make a video on his” LOL

@rob1388

Жыл бұрын

what is it called

@ToxicDemon00

Жыл бұрын

@@rob1388 MineCube on CrazyGames

@zacharyfales7037

Жыл бұрын

@@ToxicDemon00 it’s also on the App Store

Try kingdoms and castles really fun!!!

i was so exited because i thought this was that towerdefense bruh had my hopes up

10:03 "I thought it would be bigger...I mean, it's not small..." Poor DF, reliving his past relationship... "Yeah, that's pretty big overall..." Copium engaged.

that's bs when they restart your upgrade progress but gain nothing

Every time I see a DF clicker video, I wonder if he uses an auto clicker. Not as something to go super fast but something to not wear out his mouse. I worry for the mouse, lol Edit: yes I just got to the part where he says it, lol

2 minutes after upload HELL YEA!

5:20 "I really wanna go deeper" Don't we all :(

I'm pretty sure seizem is taking a layer off of every single block on the island

you should try hybridanimals, its a fun phone game

Whoo mining, wait i am in the USA.. OIL

Let’s go a new vid

you are seeing what graystillplays calls ROOKIE NUMBERS!!!

10:01 that's what she said lol🤣

10:02 "That's what she said!"

Lol i know that game. My friend played that too.

"Forcing idiots to earn me money in easy minecraft" that just sounds like slavery with extra steps

Cool and nice

description: game - MineCube youtube alg: game - Minecraft obviously

If this aint on pc, aka steam u really need to keep going with the series. Thanks. My phone likely cant run this . Tho if u are not entertained bt seeing world colors and the statue, can get boring quick! So the ? Is.. is Df bored of the game?

@BeetleBuns

Жыл бұрын

be glad your phone can't run it... saves you from being disappointed by another shit mobile game

day 99 of asking df to play party hard

@ZeroGravityGamer

Жыл бұрын

Who’s ready for 100,000 days

@shadrox9695

Жыл бұрын

@@ZeroGravityGamer me. i will not stop until he plays party hard

No such thing as too much coffee

Hmmm so his pc didn’t choke on a bunch of pickles. Good for him

You should try stonehearth :D it's kind of like this

Ayeeee 31 mins after post poggggg

Hey df I was getting bored till you uploaded

“I thought it’d be bigger.” - DF

**insert funny minecraft reference here**

@pearl6797

Жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH LOL FUNNY😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I take a while between loads too 😞

2:15 true man.... True

Hi hope everyone’s having a great day 👍🏻

@pearl6797

Жыл бұрын

ITS 9:15 PM

i like it

Day 3 of telling DF to play killing room.

funne video yay

I would love to see DF playing Oxygen not included... Dont know if is the style of game he likes, but u can make idiots work for u hahahaha

@xBananowyJEx

Жыл бұрын

He already did a vid on that during it's premiere.

He makes some of the best video but it’s so sad cuz he’s sounder looked

This is Easter island simulator