Food Theory: Goldfish Crackers Lore Exists... and It’s HORRIFYING!

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Goldfish Crackers are the snack that smiles back! But why did NO ONE stop to question why these crackers smile?! Are they really happy or is it actually a sinister smile? Well, Loyal Theorists, we dove into the Goldfish Crackers LORE to discover everything you need to know about the crackers, and you’re not going to like what we found out!
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  • @goshoveaneedleupyourass
    @goshoveaneedleupyourass9 ай бұрын

    "i love fishes cuz theyre so suspicious" is now my favourite MatPat quote

  • @simplesimply3753

    @simplesimply3753

    9 ай бұрын

    I sung that in my head to the goldfish tune

  • @TheUltimateGod34

    @TheUltimateGod34

    9 ай бұрын

    “Gotta go fishin’ for LOOOOORREEEE!!”

  • @Jordanlukemarks

    @Jordanlukemarks

    9 ай бұрын

    I hope the war with Ukraine and Russia ends.

  • @aManBeLike

    @aManBeLike

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@JordanlukemarksMan you're lucky that dislikes are useless in comments

  • @squarrot9355

    @squarrot9355

    9 ай бұрын

    ITS SO BARS

  • @kanishkanallagundla2155
    @kanishkanallagundla21559 ай бұрын

    MatPat has never sounded more like an actual crazy conspiracy theorist and I love it. Edit: Thx so much for all the likes. It really amazes me on how you all are so nice!

  • @namantherockstar

    @namantherockstar

    9 ай бұрын

    Matpat inspires me.. My parents said if i get 35K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging...

  • @ghost14224

    @ghost14224

    9 ай бұрын

    Bro just put my childhood snack behind bars 💀

  • @osmosisjones4912

    @osmosisjones4912

    9 ай бұрын

    it's finally completed:kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZHx_rs-cZ6uspw.html

  • @DC.TheAtom_Edits

    @DC.TheAtom_Edits

    9 ай бұрын

    @@namantherockstaralmost there

  • @billyalarie929

    @billyalarie929

    9 ай бұрын

    Eh.. Not really but okay

  • @Adam-vu5sy
    @Adam-vu5sy9 ай бұрын

    The “is that Irish?” “No it’s cheddar” part got me so good man, they know how to make me laugh

  • @theamazingmika8412

    @theamazingmika8412

    8 ай бұрын

    Mhm!

  • @glittesparkel

    @glittesparkel

    6 ай бұрын

    fr tho 😭

  • @Sonic.exe_uwu666

    @Sonic.exe_uwu666

    4 ай бұрын

    It's cheda

  • @SupercellularChaos
    @SupercellularChaos8 ай бұрын

    MatPat is the only one who can turn an innocent little girl snaking on Goldfish into a soul-devouring monster.

  • @theformalfern

    @theformalfern

    6 ай бұрын

    Heh…

  • @juliajohnson4080
    @juliajohnson40809 ай бұрын

    If we’re talking about food commercials, Cinnamon Toast Crunch always creeped me out. THEY LITERALLY EAT EACH OTHER!! Finn’s bad, but at least he doesn’t go that far (yet)

  • @enerioffutt1881

    @enerioffutt1881

    9 ай бұрын

    YES! That has always disturbed and me and made me not ever want to eat them.

  • @jaketaller8567

    @jaketaller8567

    9 ай бұрын

    Since we’re talking creepy cereal mascots, I have two words for you, Crazy Craving. This Honeycomb mascot was literally an eldritch horror that took over children’s minds, mutating them into bug-eyed rodents that only wanted the sweet taste of toasted honey.

  • @mayravixx25

    @mayravixx25

    9 ай бұрын

    Same thing with Krave where it seems like a race thing in their commercials, while cinnamon toast crunch is straight up cannibalism. It's almost like these commercials are subtly tackling some real world issues, which is interesting if true

  • @smashmonster6929

    @smashmonster6929

    9 ай бұрын

    True. Everyone make matpat do a cinamon toast crunch lore video

  • @PrivateMcPrivate

    @PrivateMcPrivate

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@enerioffutt1881I eat them to give them the death penalty for committing murder.

  • @hidrowiz1313
    @hidrowiz13139 ай бұрын

    MatPat is living embodiment of having a late night thought and letting it take over 😆

  • @-Tha.Honey.Kat-

    @-Tha.Honey.Kat-

    9 ай бұрын

    Lmao yeah

  • @estay.azimullah

    @estay.azimullah

    9 ай бұрын

    @@-Tha.Honey.Kat- yea so relatable

  • @-Tha.Honey.Kat-

    @-Tha.Honey.Kat-

    9 ай бұрын

    @@estay.azimullah :3

  • @Commander650

    @Commander650

    9 ай бұрын

    3am-4am me

  • @pineapplejuice1156

    @pineapplejuice1156

    9 ай бұрын

    except that we are not geniuses or that dedicated to finding out more

  • @thekrakenexperiment280
    @thekrakenexperiment2807 ай бұрын

    Funny that Matpat says “Toy Story this is not” when the credits of Toy Story 2 is a blooper reel showing that the Toy Story cast are also actors.

  • @the_0ne_and_0nly_miriyam
    @the_0ne_and_0nly_miriyam9 ай бұрын

    3:05 got me on the floor dying of laughter 💀💀💀

  • @starsilverinfinity
    @starsilverinfinity9 ай бұрын

    The worst part is they are probably smiling back because their faces are frozen in the last emotion they felt before being betrayed by their friends

  • @itz_ore0cookies535

    @itz_ore0cookies535

    8 ай бұрын

    Oh 😨never thought about that…

  • @IllusiveTaco

    @IllusiveTaco

    6 ай бұрын

    lol

  • @Camp_Half_Blood_Is_Here

    @Camp_Half_Blood_Is_Here

    4 ай бұрын

    That… that escalated… too quickly….

  • @Rachelsmobstarlife

    @Rachelsmobstarlife

    4 ай бұрын

    Ⓨⓤⓗ

  • @ShaneDaly-ve5yq

    @ShaneDaly-ve5yq

    4 ай бұрын

    Oh god… that went from 1 to 11 way way too fast

  • @andresryan5901
    @andresryan59019 ай бұрын

    Matpat is the type of guy to say “wanna know goldfish lore?” In his average conversation

  • @thepetekidyt

    @thepetekidyt

    9 ай бұрын

    Don't bring this trend to matpats comment section. It wasn't ever funny in Sams comments, it's not funny here

  • @Mike_Dubayou

    @Mike_Dubayou

    9 ай бұрын

    I mean probably not

  • @DT3LovesJesus

    @DT3LovesJesus

    9 ай бұрын

    I’m crying 😭 😂

  • @hookitiri

    @hookitiri

    9 ай бұрын

    I'm also that type of guy

  • @thecatacombhimself

    @thecatacombhimself

    9 ай бұрын

    @@thepetekidyt Cope and seethe

  • @ashleycollins5378
    @ashleycollins53787 ай бұрын

    I love how MatPat was talking about this dark lore and was just like "But, hey! That's just a theory; A food theory!" He does it every food lore episode and it just cracks me up T-T

  • @penguin_aly
    @penguin_aly9 ай бұрын

    “Goldfish trafficking” never thought I’d hear that in my lifetime 💀

  • @SweetVictory270
    @SweetVictory2709 ай бұрын

    It’s always refreshing to see MatPat talk about “The Dark Secret” of a childhood topic.

  • @osmosisjones4912

    @osmosisjones4912

    9 ай бұрын

    It's finally completed:kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZHx_r66mk5qudto.html

  • @basically_boring

    @basically_boring

    9 ай бұрын

    under rated comment

  • @Sandajj

    @Sandajj

    9 ай бұрын

    two theories in one day is crazy

  • @CallMePrawn

    @CallMePrawn

    9 ай бұрын

    Fr he barely does it anymore

  • @TigruDinescu-uy3ui

    @TigruDinescu-uy3ui

    9 ай бұрын

    @@osmosisjones4912 shut up, bot

  • @AthenaPOfficial
    @AthenaPOfficial9 ай бұрын

    Appreciate all the love in the comments!! Can’t believe Matpat is going down this rabbit hole too 🤣 shoutout to Alec Comes to making the first goldfish deep dive and Choopo made a great one as well. The four of us combined will get to the bottom of this…. I don’t know what this is but

  • @_TheCartoonist_

    @_TheCartoonist_

    9 ай бұрын

    Yes Athena I was so stoked when I saw this episode, now I see you see it amazin.

  • @caitlinabbott7895

    @caitlinabbott7895

    9 ай бұрын

    You were literally the first person I thought of when I saw this

  • @SplatoonFan4

    @SplatoonFan4

    9 ай бұрын

    Omg Athena

  • @Mi__xy

    @Mi__xy

    9 ай бұрын

    When I saw the episode I thought if tagging you bcs I saw your vid first

  • @andrewsims2707

    @andrewsims2707

    9 ай бұрын

    Omg hi!❤

  • @morganrusnai4579
    @morganrusnai45799 ай бұрын

    Food theory episode idea. Do Miracle berries work on even the most sour foods? And more importantly, could they be the missing ingredient to your spicy food antidote? They are surprisingly effective.

  • @zachh6868
    @zachh68687 ай бұрын

    Me: wanting to watch a food theory video so that I can stretch my deducing brain and learn some science before I go to sleep VS MatPat: prepping my brain for gold fish nightmares

  • @katiesigler2811
    @katiesigler28119 ай бұрын

    i’m actually so happy that someone else realized!!! i’ve grown up seeing goldfish commercials and always thought they were weird. i brought it up to my family and it turned into an inside joke, but look who’s laughing now

  • @vipprincess5770

    @vipprincess5770

    9 ай бұрын

    Sameeeee

  • @eliasnarcise7688

    @eliasnarcise7688

    9 ай бұрын

    Oh! Not to assume, but if you were looking for someone else Athena P also did it! Just a recommendation.

  • @yoxes7560

    @yoxes7560

    9 ай бұрын

    Choopo also did one

  • @Biscuitsdefortune

    @Biscuitsdefortune

    9 ай бұрын

    "look who’s laughing now" not the goldfish, not anymore...

  • @eliasnarcise7688

    @eliasnarcise7688

    9 ай бұрын

    @@thesmartyartist7937 who?

  • @redjirachi1
    @redjirachi19 ай бұрын

    Finn is just one of many food mascots who advertise wanting you to eat their own kind. It's a weird trope where mascots are second-degree cannibals

  • @hyliandragongaming

    @hyliandragongaming

    9 ай бұрын

    Have you seen the commercials for Cinnamon Toast Crunch? Those were always… interesting. Or what about corn puffs? (Remember those?) I remember vividly the commercial that aired forever ago about the corn puff taking a shower on a dark and stormy night when the power went out, only to be met with another corn puff holding a milk bottle. Or maybe the milk bottle was the thing she saw? I don’t remember it exactly but I remember it was freakin WEIRD!! Holy crap, I actually found it! kzread.info/dash/bejne/moJlqMuKnKW2e8o.html

  • @JamesTDG

    @JamesTDG

    9 ай бұрын

    And then there's the 1st-degree ones, like the cinnamon toast crunch creatures (is there a defined name for them?)

  • @devofficialchannel

    @devofficialchannel

    9 ай бұрын

    Seeing chicken mascots for restaurants that serve chicken pretty much prove it.

  • @toolazytorenamemyself

    @toolazytorenamemyself

    8 ай бұрын

    @@devofficialchannel I mean most real life chickens are already cannibals though.

  • @mastercrafter6277
    @mastercrafter62772 ай бұрын

    “ the snack that fights back “ is my way of saying I want goldfish

  • @RocknRoller176
    @RocknRoller1769 ай бұрын

    What if you did a blind taste test of La Criox to see if you can actually taste the flavors?

  • @YourNotLocal
    @YourNotLocal9 ай бұрын

    MatPat-"WE PUT THE CRACK IN CRACKERS" that line is honestly to good 🤣

  • @Iwinosa.I.O

    @Iwinosa.I.O

    9 ай бұрын

    i was looking for a comment like this

  • @estay.azimullah

    @estay.azimullah

    9 ай бұрын

    wait wha

  • @SsilentDeath020

    @SsilentDeath020

    9 ай бұрын

    @@Iwinosa.I.Ome too lmfao

  • @clodsirelover2501

    @clodsirelover2501

    9 ай бұрын

    the crack "colombian nose candy" lol

  • @coolbrotherf127

    @coolbrotherf127

    8 ай бұрын

    Sounds more like a drug dealer at a rich highschool.

  • @GhostOfNevermore
    @GhostOfNevermore9 ай бұрын

    Thanks to Athena P for being one of the first to discuss the GCU on KZread.

  • @GhostOfNevermore

    @GhostOfNevermore

    9 ай бұрын

    And before her video 11 months ago, Alec comes who talked about the lore 1 year ago.

  • @bigbang8739

    @bigbang8739

    9 ай бұрын

    and dont forget choopo

  • @SeafoamTyranitar

    @SeafoamTyranitar

    9 ай бұрын

    We freaking love her

  • @LandonEmma

    @LandonEmma

    9 ай бұрын

    Who

  • @sebas31415

    @sebas31415

    8 ай бұрын

    @@GhostOfNevermoreshe talked about that in her video

  • @JamesLawner
    @JamesLawner9 ай бұрын

    MatPat always finds something sinister from our childhood, it's like his superpower.

  • @VioletBlackberries
    @VioletBlackberries7 ай бұрын

    MattPat and AthenaP need to do a lore video together at some point

  • @lavant07
    @lavant079 ай бұрын

    I definitely remember the jingle about biting their heads. I was so confused. 😂 Also, surprised you didn’t mention the baby goldfish. Super dark in this theory. 👀

  • @mackenzielogan5352

    @mackenzielogan5352

    9 ай бұрын

    Don’t give him any ideas😂😂😂

  • @CrisperPoet

    @CrisperPoet

    9 ай бұрын

    he's got enough dead children on his plate with both a new FNAF game coming up and the security breach DLC

  • @Naurdagnor

    @Naurdagnor

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@CrisperPoet Don't forget about the upcoming movie.

  • @rwry-san.8989

    @rwry-san.8989

    9 ай бұрын

    I’m the 100 like🎉:D

  • @Forty.6

    @Forty.6

    9 ай бұрын

    Matpat puts crack in his crackers

  • @cherrybeoc3683
    @cherrybeoc36839 ай бұрын

    My addiction to Goldfish crackers makes Matpat's Diet Coke love look tame by comparison. I can honestly say at least 15 - 20% of my solid body mass was once those cheesy crackers.

  • @montanajackson3713

    @montanajackson3713

    9 ай бұрын

    Same here, I eat one and a half bowls a day whenever possible.

  • @SsilentDeath020

    @SsilentDeath020

    9 ай бұрын

    He did say it’s the channel that puts the crack into crackers 😂

  • @jacobeiler1781

    @jacobeiler1781

    9 ай бұрын

    I can't eat goldfish because once I get started on a bag (or even a box) I will eat the whole thing very quickly.

  • @LordZoth6292

    @LordZoth6292

    3 ай бұрын

    I can eat an entire bag in one sitting if I'm not careful.

  • @Soulstriker-cx9fw
    @Soulstriker-cx9fw9 ай бұрын

    8:47 Finn has an arm

  • @Mochies_are_mandatory

    @Mochies_are_mandatory

    9 ай бұрын

    Fin*

  • @Poob6762

    @Poob6762

    9 ай бұрын

    @@Mochies_are_mandatoryfinn*

  • @capybara2515
    @capybara25159 ай бұрын

    0:18 missed the golden opportunity to say “cruel” instead of “evil”

  • @Goldhawk7
    @Goldhawk79 ай бұрын

    Thank you MatPat. I've seen saying that line of "Snack that smiles back until they bite their heads off" was hella morbid and creepy. Now I have video evidence to show them I'm not crazy.

  • @Cyber_Chriis

    @Cyber_Chriis

    9 ай бұрын

    this commercial is so dark :0

  • @britfrazer2910

    @britfrazer2910

    9 ай бұрын

    I seriously thought that was a fever dream i had as a child because no one else knew what i was talking about

  • @parparpenguin
    @parparpenguin9 ай бұрын

    I went into this wondering what lore goldfish could have and left convinced that fin is a murderer

  • @BuddyLawson-kz1jp
    @BuddyLawson-kz1jp9 ай бұрын

    Please do a theory on why popcorn tells you not to use the popcorn button

  • @pizzanewbie
    @pizzanewbie9 ай бұрын

    I wish they'd sell these in the UK. They're so delicious:(

  • @betafurret1503
    @betafurret15039 ай бұрын

    What I love about these channels is that matpat will reach some extremely outlandish seeming statement, but when you see the evidence it just kinda, makes sense.

  • @Bluejay-ft3ki

    @Bluejay-ft3ki

    9 ай бұрын

    instead of a comma between "kinda" and "makes", elipses would've worked better

  • @orionalbeniz9945

    @orionalbeniz9945

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@Bluejay-ft3ki, never knew how to make those kind of pauses, thank you!

  • @zivarainbow5899

    @zivarainbow5899

    9 ай бұрын

    Agreed

  • @Arrozconpanne
    @Arrozconpanne9 ай бұрын

    This man can get lore out of anything

  • @l4g

    @l4g

    9 ай бұрын

    Don't traslate🧠 تۆ نەفرەتت لێ کراوە کەناڵەکەم ئەگەر ناوت تۆمار نەکەیت لە ماوەی ٣ ڕۆژدا دەمری…

  • @cherricake1796

    @cherricake1796

    9 ай бұрын

    🤖

  • @Joyboy_1234

    @Joyboy_1234

    9 ай бұрын

    Lol

  • @Haxxler11

    @Haxxler11

    9 ай бұрын

    yeah lol

  • @godzilla_stremsking5094

    @godzilla_stremsking5094

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@l4gthat's crazy

  • @Cicadacakes
    @Cicadacakes7 ай бұрын

    You gotta love matpat calling a child a sadistic monster. One of the moments of all time.

  • @hidgepeterson6035
    @hidgepeterson60359 ай бұрын

    The sack that smile back,more like the sack that stabs you're back

  • @ravenestrellaclubYT
    @ravenestrellaclubYT9 ай бұрын

    As a certified Goldfish lover, I can tell that I will enjoy this 😄

  • @P34chy5c0n3

    @P34chy5c0n3

    9 ай бұрын

    Check out Athena p she did a full dive on it months ago too

  • @OrangeJuice33

    @OrangeJuice33

    9 ай бұрын

    Same!! Rainbow (or colors, still hate they changed it lol) Goldfish is my personal favorite

  • @GMan17256

    @GMan17256

    9 ай бұрын

    @@itsfinallycompleted You're a bot...

  • @GMan17256

    @GMan17256

    9 ай бұрын

    Goldfish crackers aren't my favorite, but they're good though!

  • @TOH_and_Warriors_is_cool

    @TOH_and_Warriors_is_cool

    9 ай бұрын

    Anyone else have a giant milk carton of goldfish? Like it’s made of cardboard and it’s huge. Idk which store I get them from but it’s amazing.

  • @vesselunknown7961
    @vesselunknown79619 ай бұрын

    I mean, this could be another M&Ms scenario, where the talking versions of the snack are higher, more intelligent beings while the snack is just modeled after them. The goldfish that Finn is serving up doesnt have facial expressions or talk like the rest of them, so they could be this universe's form of cattle, and possibly ethical to eat(?).

  • @stardewofpyrrhia4381

    @stardewofpyrrhia4381

    6 ай бұрын

    There’s a dystopian novel originally published in Argentina where there’s humans and “cattle humans.” It’s really good, I recommend!

  • @violetlight1548
    @violetlight15489 ай бұрын

    I'm guessing MatPat saw Ollie eating a few too many "fish biscuits" (as my son calls them, from the crackers the Octonauts eat -- Film Theory crossover!) and came up with this. That said, those pretzel goldfish dipped in peanut butter sound fantastic! I'm going to have to grab a bag next time we go grocery shopping (we usually just get the Costco-sized box for our son and we're good for a month or so).

  • @Weep1ngWillow
    @Weep1ngWillow6 ай бұрын

    Also, let's not forget that the first ingredient of Goldfish is LITERALLY smiles! Now that might SEEM like a cute idea, but think about it for two more seconds, and that is incredibly grim.

  • @Titancameraman64

    @Titancameraman64

    5 ай бұрын

    Oh no

  • @brodyhutchens9819

    @brodyhutchens9819

    5 ай бұрын

    What?

  • @pauloangeloviegas575

    @pauloangeloviegas575

    3 ай бұрын

    Oh....

  • @AthenaPOfficial
    @AthenaPOfficial9 ай бұрын

    …..I’ve been summoned

  • @dessyquainoo9331
    @dessyquainoo93319 ай бұрын

    Matpat has single-handedly put goldfish crackers out of business😂

  • @dog6629

    @dog6629

    9 ай бұрын

    Lol

  • @tbhtyson

    @tbhtyson

    9 ай бұрын

    @@dog6629 bedwars

  • @StoopidBread

    @StoopidBread

    9 ай бұрын

    Nah, I’m on my way to devour some goldfish souls

  • @rosebrown6381

    @rosebrown6381

    9 ай бұрын

    @@StoopidBread I was gonna say, nah, he created a WHOLE new market

  • @Scypro

    @Scypro

    9 ай бұрын

    @@rosebrown6381he has 😂

  • @jenniferhughes4261
    @jenniferhughes42618 ай бұрын

    I need a food theory about the sudden rise of all the “flaming hot” foods. My theory is that it has something to do with Covid making people unable to taste as much.

  • @brodyhutchens9819

    @brodyhutchens9819

    5 ай бұрын

    (Suddenly remembers flamin hot mtn dew)

  • @DickmasterNCR
    @DickmasterNCR7 ай бұрын

    Mattpatt goes to the grocery store not for food, but to educate himself

  • @ashtonhunter4727
    @ashtonhunter47279 ай бұрын

    I swear to God, a box of tampons could have lore nowadays... And I am here for it BRING OUT THE CONSPIRACIES

  • @juliemesser2053

    @juliemesser2053

    9 ай бұрын

    😂😆

  • @ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb

    @ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb

    9 ай бұрын

    That'll be a style theory!

  • @anthonynguyen1289

    @anthonynguyen1289

    9 ай бұрын

    Honestly if any commercials have reoccurring characters there’s a high chance for lore, but I don’t know what channel that would go on. Are tampons considered style? I guess if you say they’re commercials they can go on film theory.

  • @JamesTDG
    @JamesTDG9 ай бұрын

    I legitimately knew of this lore for the past few decades. There was also lore hidden in the old flash games that haven't been on the site since like 2016

  • @Toon_Workshop
    @Toon_Workshop9 ай бұрын

    2:29 imagine what goldfish would be if she wasn’t a Pisces

  • @NicecrownFromTheBeancrowns
    @NicecrownFromTheBeancrowns9 ай бұрын

    I used to have a snack container for goldfish that was shaped like Ginn and you would pull up his sunglasses and eat out of it

  • @reidhodge
    @reidhodge9 ай бұрын

    The motto of goldfish actually used to be “the snack that smiles back, until you bite it’s head off”

  • @desaug

    @desaug

    9 ай бұрын

    HMMMMMMM checks out

  • @riv3r_mango705
    @riv3r_mango7059 ай бұрын

    3:10 This reference was so unexpected I’M A MESS RN💀💀💀

  • @lanceholwitt6661

    @lanceholwitt6661

    9 ай бұрын

    Ikr! Because she is a friend of matpat

  • @SanrioDonutLover

    @SanrioDonutLover

    9 ай бұрын

    @@lanceholwitt6661what.

  • @Joei_13

    @Joei_13

    9 ай бұрын

    @@lanceholwitt6661huh..?!.

  • @lanceholwitt6661

    @lanceholwitt6661

    9 ай бұрын

    You guys did not know. In an episode about Netflix he referred to her as his friend and she was on gtlive

  • @Jaeden-zh4yg
    @Jaeden-zh4yg9 ай бұрын

    The Colleen joke definitely caught me off guard- you know it’s bad when even MatPat is making jokes about it

  • @laila_is_dead
    @laila_is_dead2 ай бұрын

    This is something I have talked about to my mom for years. I remember playing those games. It's great to see someone else make that connection.

  • @BendyAnim8s
    @BendyAnim8s9 ай бұрын

    The “they keep me working” sentence made me think of cannibalism and that Finn is eating the goldfish himself. But I could be wrong.

  • @Destroyer38866

    @Destroyer38866

    9 ай бұрын

    Same 😂

  • @cancerguy5435

    @cancerguy5435

    9 ай бұрын

    It's more of an acknowledgment of the fact that the consumers of the aforementioned corpses are the ones keeping him in business.

  • @zuramaru2871

    @zuramaru2871

    6 ай бұрын

    I'm pretty sure he means working as in acting because his job is an actor sponsored by the company so I think he means the fishes keep the company working which in return gets him acting jobs

  • @brodyhutchens9819

    @brodyhutchens9819

    5 ай бұрын

    Me too Edit: until matpat said otherwise

  • @CandyBug9627
    @CandyBug96279 ай бұрын

    The only other person I’ve ever seen talk about the lore of goldfish is @AthenaP. Im so impressed that food theory covered this.

  • @hunter_hiebert

    @hunter_hiebert

    9 ай бұрын

    That’s what I thought of the moment I saw MatPat upload a goldfish episode. ‘Well, I know there’s lots to work with thanks to Athena.’ I’m gonna go rewatch her video now.

  • @ryanah8777

    @ryanah8777

    9 ай бұрын

    Clearly you haven’t watched Choopo

  • @lorelaimorace-kk1xz

    @lorelaimorace-kk1xz

    9 ай бұрын

    kzread.info/head/PL2OspeCLqUEhJpyfjuS_F7gOv58zpvHDE now 4 people has done it

  • @hexar260

    @hexar260

    9 ай бұрын

    Choopo?

  • @mrmeme7887

    @mrmeme7887

    9 ай бұрын

    Y'all forgot degenoricity

  • @CDBaker
    @CDBaker7 ай бұрын

    You're going on about these Gold Fish commercials but then the Cinnamon Toast Crunch commercials exist. THOSE are messed up.

  • @-K1tty4l1f3-
    @-K1tty4l1f3-7 ай бұрын

    Eating goldfish right now. Call me a serial killer

  • @lukaschin1038
    @lukaschin10389 ай бұрын

    I'm convinced MatPat made this video so his children won't have a whole bag before dinner.

  • @nebula_star14

    @nebula_star14

    9 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AshGottacatchemall

    @AshGottacatchemall

    9 ай бұрын

    I mean. You ain't wrong I felt the same until I stopped it

  • @magicalhikari5859
    @magicalhikari58599 ай бұрын

    Petition for Mat and Athena P to collab on a sequel episode

  • @Styxx_theFox

    @Styxx_theFox

    8 ай бұрын

    Yes!

  • @imnotcrazy7108

    @imnotcrazy7108

    8 ай бұрын

    YES

  • @FrozTurtle

    @FrozTurtle

    5 ай бұрын

    Where’s my pen?

  • @user-eq8pp2jj4o

    @user-eq8pp2jj4o

    2 ай бұрын

    Here

  • @scrapykatofficial
    @scrapykatofficial7 ай бұрын

    I don't know why but I thought of FC5 when I heard that Finn, Gilbert, Brooke and X-Treme were the ring leaders of it all. Finn as Joseph, Brooke as Faith as well as Gilbert and X-Treme being either John or Jacob

  • @theepickittenz8665
    @theepickittenz86659 ай бұрын

    "the show that put crack into crackers" - MatPat, 2023

  • @SarcasticSloth69
    @SarcasticSloth699 ай бұрын

    Honestly been waiting for this one for ages now. I’m surprised the lore of Goldfish crackers wasn’t at the top of the list, it was such good nostalgia looking back at all those funny commercials 😂

  • @haileydavidson2745
    @haileydavidson27459 ай бұрын

    “Goldfish smile because they don’t know they’ll be eaten” and “Goldfish smile until you bite their heads off” are they reasons I’ll restrain myself from eating Goldfish for a whole of 4 seconds. Edit: 194 likes and 7 whole comments?! I’m famous!🤩TAKE ME TO HOLLYWOOD! Edited Edit: 206 likes and 10 comments?! I really am famous! WATCH OUT HOLLYWOOD HERE I COME!!!(Yes, I’m aware it’s repetitive)

  • @beauxanges

    @beauxanges

    9 ай бұрын

    Why tf would they make those disturbing lyrics 😩

  • @haileydavidson2745

    @haileydavidson2745

    9 ай бұрын

    @@beauxangesBecause 8 year olds are vicious

  • @frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574

    @frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574

    9 ай бұрын

    lol

  • @I469l.

    @I469l.

    9 ай бұрын

    I was NOT Expecting the whole “Goldfish smile because they don’t know they’ll be eaten", It really took me off guard and caused my heart to skip a beat.

  • @shinylover037

    @shinylover037

    9 ай бұрын

    @@I469l. I questioned my life choices.

  • @shirandawilliams
    @shirandawilliams8 ай бұрын

    I love how matpat can't say "lore" without going LOOOOOORRRREEEE

  • @theblepiansofroblox6287

    @theblepiansofroblox6287

    8 ай бұрын

    lol

  • @chefackingson9406
    @chefackingson94067 ай бұрын

    10:03 “Look at that sadistic monster comping down on those poor souls.” You say about a child eating crackers in a commercial. You’ve officially lost your mind. And people thought you lost it when you first said that Gregory was a robot.

  • @chaosmastermind
    @chaosmastermind9 ай бұрын

    Yeah it is pretty much always disturbing when a food mascot character wants to be eaten. It always reminds me of that scene from "Young Sherlock Holmes" where Watson is hallucinating that all the pastries in the donut shop are trying to force themselves into his mouth. It's one of the most disturbing scenes in a movie ever. I think the worst part is that this hallucination is taking part in a mausoleum, I think. So there isn't any actual food there.. just dead things.

  • @decker7452
    @decker74529 ай бұрын

    I remember those commercials. I remember actually being slightly invested in the storyline when a new commercial came on. It was also surprisingly well animated too.

  • @jayfr5
    @jayfr59 ай бұрын

    “Ruining your appetite since 2020!”

  • @Gloves-T-Catzero
    @Gloves-T-Catzero9 ай бұрын

    FINALLY! GOLDFISH LORE! Thank you matpat for covering this weird but cool topic!

  • @TheKingBeezer
    @TheKingBeezer9 ай бұрын

    I can't believe people loved gold fish that much that they made them in real life!

  • @Quagigitymire

    @Quagigitymire

    9 ай бұрын

    LoL... Best comment here

  • @WarpedKarma6471

    @WarpedKarma6471

    9 ай бұрын

    …made them in real life…?

  • @airin08709

    @airin08709

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@WarpedKarma6471yeah dude, can you believe it?

  • @jordyn7069
    @jordyn70699 ай бұрын

    OMG THANK YOU FOR TALKING ABOUT THIS MATPAT! I remember a couple years ago I went down a rabbit hole of all the old Goldfish commercials and rediscovered all the lore😂

  • @gilbertop91
    @gilbertop918 ай бұрын

    10:43 Me who is eating goldfish: 👁️👄👁️

  • @stellamariefanboy.6768

    @stellamariefanboy.6768

    8 ай бұрын

    Same. Now my little cousins screaming.

  • @doopdoop7673
    @doopdoop76739 ай бұрын

    Long promised episodes we have not gotten (reposting until you notice >:)): 1. How to beat the Chipotle menu 2. Popcorn is the most expensive food 3. Sequel episode for McDonalds Monopoly 4. Comparing pizza (italian, new york, chicago) subjectively :0

  • @WhiteRaven696
    @WhiteRaven6969 ай бұрын

    It’s giving Athena P. tbh lol Very different theory from hers, but definitely the same unhinged, chaotic vibe and I love that.

  • @IShy2

    @IShy2

    9 ай бұрын

    And than the next thing you know he's making theories about Martha Speaks, Super Why and the sort and it'll seem as he's just copying her (this is very clearly a joke, but if MatPat comes out with a video about one of the shows that got a lore video, I'll bring up that possiblity)

  • @allisont.6878
    @allisont.68789 ай бұрын

    I'd love to know if there's lore behind the cheeky cannibal cereal Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

  • @AGENT_A69

    @AGENT_A69

    9 ай бұрын

    Choopo has a video on it

  • @SpeezyOTB
    @SpeezyOTB8 ай бұрын

    I can’t wait until they release the documentary on all of fins crimes. He’s a monster.

  • @smoothbrain3114
    @smoothbrain31148 ай бұрын

    "Now obviously I could just be overthinking all this" - Matpat, 2023

  • @Tantrum2u
    @Tantrum2u9 ай бұрын

    I never thought anyone could convince me to eat more goldfish, but now look where we are. Remember guys, the more goldfish you eat the more we support our local Finn!

  • @stardustdoll
    @stardustdoll9 ай бұрын

    Everyone: Aw crackers with faces! Matpat: That smile is hiding something…

  • @StoopidBread
    @StoopidBread9 ай бұрын

    I remember singing to myself as a kid, “The snack that smiles asyouendtheirlives”

  • @JordanThomas-kv3kg
    @JordanThomas-kv3kg9 ай бұрын

    I loved this episode so much, that I am now eating this with a clear bad full of goldfish to show them how they were betrayed.

  • @addierayyan6542
    @addierayyan65429 ай бұрын

    If I had a nickel for every time I’ve seen a goldfish lore video, I’d have two. It’s not a lot but it’s weird it’s happened twice

  • @wildstarfish3786

    @wildstarfish3786

    9 ай бұрын

    it happened more then twice it happened four times

  • @nevaehhamilton3493

    @nevaehhamilton3493

    9 ай бұрын

    What's the first time?

  • @idkuhhhhhhhhh

    @idkuhhhhhhhhh

    9 ай бұрын

    @@wildstarfish3786 maybe degenorocity?

  • @no_

    @no_

    9 ай бұрын

    @@nevaehhamilton3493 choopo made a video 3 weeks ago, Athena P did one about a year ago and I think there is another one even older

  • @ElJay646
    @ElJay6469 ай бұрын

    I believe that it was him doing this not only to get paid but also to keep himself alive because if he’s not making them money they’ll put him to the fate his friends and family went through

  • @coolman8762
    @coolman87629 ай бұрын

    "We put the crack in crackers" sounds wrong in multiple different ways

  • @MeatSim9
    @MeatSim99 ай бұрын

    I have another angle on this theory to feed you, Mat. What if in the early days, yes, they were all alive, but now they are just crackers made in their image, modeled after Finn and friends, and they really are just the mascots now.

  • @RealXvin
    @RealXvin9 ай бұрын

    Even MatPat is making fun of Colleen now. I'm loving it.

  • @atticus-1251

    @atticus-1251

    9 ай бұрын

    I was thinking this lmao

  • @afreen5058
    @afreen50589 күн бұрын

    Even the fact that he used to pretend to try and save them and now just blatantly lets them die on a marketing show is hilarious.

  • @adventuresintheculinarywil3296
    @adventuresintheculinarywil32969 ай бұрын

    So from what I gather, you're telling me that Finn is basically the Wang Jingwei of Goldfish. Cool.

  • @tappycap3203
    @tappycap32039 ай бұрын

    Me eating goldfish while watching this then I hear: 9:34

  • @slamduncan6685
    @slamduncan66859 ай бұрын

    “Gold fish smile ‘cause they don’t a have clue they’ll be eaten” is what’s written on the tv at 9:40 lol

  • @Poob6762

    @Poob6762

    9 ай бұрын

    bro do you think we are blind😭

  • @Ducky.Is.Trapp3d

    @Ducky.Is.Trapp3d

    5 ай бұрын

    Thought I was the only one😭

  • @arididomenico6974
    @arididomenico69749 ай бұрын

    i love the theories that are absolutely not what anyone intended but make sense anyway

  • @thecalicocat6657
    @thecalicocat66574 ай бұрын

    I don’t think I’ve seen a goldfish commercial for 4 years

  • @LemurG
    @LemurG9 ай бұрын

    The fact that their smiles are the last remnants of happiness left on their faces before they die is horrifying

  • @F1NAL_BOSS
    @F1NAL_BOSS9 ай бұрын

    Food theory idea: what is the closest thing in real life to a senzu bean from dragon ball z

  • @shirandawilliams
    @shirandawilliams8 ай бұрын

    You managed to turn something so wholesome into something so messed up

  • @WolfJax
    @WolfJax2 ай бұрын

    This has immediately become one of my favorite theories you've ever come up with

  • @Soup-Boot
    @Soup-Boot9 ай бұрын

    The amount of puns and references in the first minute is amazing 😂! Keep up the great work, MatPat!😁

  • @namantherockstar

    @namantherockstar

    9 ай бұрын

    Matpat inspires me.. My parents said if i get 35K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging...

  • @osmosisjones4912

    @osmosisjones4912

    9 ай бұрын

    it's finally completed:kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZHx_r66mk5qudto.html

  • @Soup-Boot

    @Soup-Boot

    9 ай бұрын

    @@namantherockstar Okay, no offense, but this isn't the place to mention this. I also feel as if your songs could use a little work, such as timing and such. Would you like help? I'm pretty good with song making! If you'd like I can get in touch with you and make your passion a reality! :D

  • @Soup-Boot

    @Soup-Boot

    9 ай бұрын

    @@osmosisjones4912 Imma start calling you bots "BozoBots" from now on.

  • @ellacorcoran9045

    @ellacorcoran9045

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@Soup-Booti agree, also, he replies on every comment that has replies 😡

  • @redpanda7914
    @redpanda79149 ай бұрын

    I remember the saying "the snack that smiles back" and how I with my friends would change it to funny phrases like "the snack that smacks back" as well as "the snack that's snaps your back",etc;

  • @DentedFrontalLobe
    @DentedFrontalLobe9 ай бұрын

    Eating them right now. Oh look at those little souls crying in my bowl

  • @brookeelyseweldon9219
    @brookeelyseweldon92199 ай бұрын

    Fun fact, Brooke is the goldfish that is on the bags for the feminine themed bags (notably princess bags)

  • @dianasakura4743
    @dianasakura47439 ай бұрын

    MatPat = Lore Master, wielder of the gauntlet of theorist channels

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