General mills would get sued out the ass for this 😂

Cyanide -- part of a complete breakfast

@OwenTheMeowstic

6 жыл бұрын

Cyanide -- *NOT* part of a complete breakfast I know the comment above is a joke.

@phantombro8179

3 жыл бұрын

UgH pEoPLe DoNt UnDeRsTaNd JoKeS

*currently eating lucky charms* MY GOD WHYYYYYYYYYY

@shelbythibodeau5506

8 жыл бұрын

+DalyDoesMC They's always after me Yucky Charms!

@NicholasBarton2005

6 жыл бұрын

Shelby Thibodeau YOU'RE RIGHT

*[Laughs while eating Dunkin’ Donuts cereal]*

thank god I ate leftover Pizza Hut pizza for breakfast today

me: lucky i dont eat cereal mom: ditzy! i got Cheerios! me: -slaps it out of mom's hand- NOOOOOOOOO!!!

Well, this time there really was a prize in the box!

@LuisMendoza-cs8sv

Жыл бұрын

Congratulations, you just got cyanide poisoning!

*Currently eating Oero O's* Me: I AM GONNA DI- Me: *in coma*

*turns on tv while eating lucky charms* eas: GENRAL MILLS CERAL IS POISONED me: MOM I THINK I MIGHT THROW UP

You mean no more Cinnamon Toast Crunch,Lucky Charms,and etc?NO!!!!Why?!

Gordon Ramsay: ITS FOCKING CONTAMINATED AND RAW

Phew! Good thing I'm Eating Frosted Flakes!!! (They're Kellogg's)

@funnyfunnyfunnyxd

5 жыл бұрын

i thought those where made by general mills OOF but i love frosted flakes and thank god we have offbrand cinnomen toast crunch

can you imagine eating Cheerios and hearing this on tv? it makes it feel like if you eat something, you're at risk.

almost accidentally played this without headphones. oh god

Imagine eating a bowl of cocoa puffs and this cones on the tv

2011 me (3 years old): oh boy time to eat cocoa puffs! *FOOD CONTAMINATION WARNING: GENERAL MILLS* Oh no! *Doesn't eat and put in a cold place* 2022 Me (14 years old): *eats cocoa puff since it safe now*

This won't trigger in Ireland, the Emergency Alert System (EAS) is in America only, but translations could be possible.

*hears the eas broadcast*. NOOOO! My LUCKY CHARMS

*grabs Lucky Charms* *opens box* EAS: FOOD CONTAMINATION WARNING. General Mills. *writes DO NOT EAT! on box with Sharpie* Fuck. *spots fresh box of Apple Jacks* Yes! *opens box, pours bowl, adds milk, grabs spoon, goes to table. Sets bowl on table, grabs Apple Jacks box*

@KombatanSquadYT

7 жыл бұрын

Tom Dodge all cereal will have it 😂

@Abigzerolol

7 жыл бұрын

Josef Stalin I agree kill your enemy germany with the cereals

@Ward_Cameron

6 ай бұрын

I’m never cringe so hard reading a comment my life.

Poison cereals on this video? Jeez I didn't expect that

Me, eating my cinnamon toast crunch: Oh, let's watch some youtube. Me: *turns on video* Me: *throws bowl off balcony*

"Cereal is good for you" My ass.

at least right now im eating pasta

Imagine eating Cheerio's while this happens. Id be like "Shittttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!"

Good thing I’m not eating Cookie Crisp!!! Lol!!!

I want this prize from this Cocoa Puffs! *avoid eating any cereal manufactured by general mills* On second thought, I will just dig for it

Me who just ate 3 bowls of Cheerios: I’m screwed

Why would cereal be contaminated by bacteria?! That does not make sense to me! If i see this EAS, I'd be so angry, and then i would be like: "MOM!! Cereal contaminated now!! somebody poisoned them!!!" Then my mom would be like, "Why do you say that?!" Then I'd say, "Because the EAS said so on TV!" So yeah, if I see this, I'd storm into my room, turn on the tv, and then deal with it!

Oh sure, I just meant that if he wants one done in Ireland, it can't be in the EAS format, since it does not apply in other countries,

New, from the Mills: Poison Puffs! Starring our newest mascots, Mr. Skull and Mr. Yuk.

@christymitchell2298

6 жыл бұрын

Shelby Thibodeau what!?!?!?

@mrkaneboy

Жыл бұрын

Lol

lmao this is hilarious! XD

thank Jesus I never ever eat cereal

Can you do one for the Toll House cookie dough? that one freaked the heck outta me, as I had just, the day before, eaten some raw Toll House dough. :3

That was a good idea for a fictional EAS!

Do you suppose the EAS would ever really issue a warning for contaminated food products?

@theEASexperience

8 жыл бұрын

+Shelby Thibodeau (The Devil) Probably not, but you never know

@benjamineisenbraun8166

7 жыл бұрын

Maybe.

I only eat cereal at my moms house sometimes.

I guess you can say, cereal killer ?

For example of FCW message: A Primary Entry Point System issued a *** FOOD CONTAMINATION WARNING *** for the following counties: The United States. Effective until further notice. This video's FCW is issued by a Primary Entry Point System.

"Look at lucky charms" "HOLY-!" "Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

how do you make the voice?

me eeating some fruit loops then it comes on.. i spill my cereal and say whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Thank god I dont have Capn Crunch right now :D

The last one was "vertigo". Feeling like you are walking on a wall, but actually walking on a horizontal surface.

(eating rice krispies) snap crackle ..... wait, it's poisened? POP!!!!!!!!!

Why is there no ticker tape?

*looks at half-eaten bowl of Cheerios* ...Fuck.

ah yes I’m eating Wendy’s

Yes, but Ireland shares the JTAC Alert System with Britain, so it is possible.

Sounds like a kellogg's commercial/propaganda.

Do you care if I use this in a KZread series

You mean no more cinnamon toast crunch!? 😭🙁😰

Yep.

Did this happen?

Can you do something like this but in Ireland???? Please? For a subscriber?? Please???

I’M COO COO FOR CYANIDE PUFFS!

Well, this is gonna suck, that means i won't be able to eat fruit loops or apple jacks soo...yeah it will suck. I guess i'll have to eat raisin bran for breakfest from now on until the contamination thing ends and that the general mills cereals aren't contaminated anymore. I sure hope this never happens in real life.

@WednesdayAddamsMW

7 жыл бұрын

Apple Jacks and Froot Loops are made by Kellogg's.

@jmk651

7 жыл бұрын

...Oh. Well then, *eats bowl of Apple Jacks*

Oh God. Looks like there will be no more cereal guy comics

Well, this there really was a prize

Anybody else think that this said 'Flood Contamination Warning'? And also- Would this ever happen.

Thank god my broke ass eats malt-o-meal

Please Do The One For The Toll House Cookie Dough And For Peter Pan Peanut Butter!

im requesting this

C E R E A L C O N T A M I N A T I O N

@carterw70

6 жыл бұрын

when tf did I write this

@garylosardo7061

5 жыл бұрын

L o l

Om Nom Nom... What? General mills is poisoned? Symptoms include fainting? *faints*

What a bad breakfast alert

Warning : a series of Fake EAS warnings have been broadcasted recently , and must be ignored . Instructions are to turn off the tv , or radio , and to GO EAT SOME FRUITY FRUIT LOOPS .

@freeenergycorporation

6 жыл бұрын

beeeep beeeep beeeep boooooooooooooooop this message Is transferred from the civil authorities this is a food contamination warning for the whole globe (giant poison cereal hits station) Tom: HOLY MOTHER OF GODS BLAHHHHHH (that was tom puking

I dont eat cereal that much anymore so im not worried

The EAS system is in America only.

Kashi survived.

Slowly burns the honey nut cherrios 🔥

Welp. No sleep tonight!

And Coco Puffs. You know what, I'm not gonna say them all.

Wow. Just think if this came on after u just ate a big bowl of Cheerios.

R.I.P 6:00 A.M.

Imma make a Food contamination EAS on the 2008 Peanut Butter Samonella Outbreak

NOT MY FROOT LOOPS wait are they made by general mills?

I’m still gonna eat my Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Cyanide Crunches! Starring Bluto.

Just ate like, 4 whole bowls of Special K.

I had food poisoning before.

*eating Cocoa Puffs* wait... Cyanide Poison inclodes Headaches? *Getting a Headache.*

Thank goodness I ate ramen noodles for breakfast

OH NO!!!!!!!!! I HAVE LUCKY CHARMS BY GENERAL MILLS

Oh god. There goes half of the US teens.

the coco puffs acully will make u coco for more when poisened

Is this a real EAS alert?

Look at luck charm from box say a wish eat it if you will survive

I only eat cereal with marshmallows (only to eat the marshmallows out of them)

I'm requesting this

Okay I'm not going to eat it

This one could really happen

Yup, cyanide in cereal, makes plenty of sense.

???

*looks at half eaten bowl of lucky charms* ahh shit.....

thank God I don't eat cereal

Real Toxic Poison includes Turning Into Real Toxic!?!?

But you forgot the shrimps

I’m just eating sunflower seeds.-.

Yay. Now I don't have to see those stupid Trix and Honey Nut cheerios and Reeses puffs commercials.

...Good thing I don't eat cereal...