There are two things fans hate: 1: They way things are 2: Change

@iambicpentakill

4 ай бұрын

Because fans aren't monolith

That "Bayern Munich in World War 2" thing is technically true, but it only happened after the entire club's leadership was purged and NSDAP lackeys took over. Their president (Karl Landauer) and their coach had to flee the country because they were Jewish. Their nickname during the Third Reich was literally "The Jew's club".

@nicklynch8092

4 ай бұрын

HITC Sevens did a really good video about this

@dweeep03

4 ай бұрын

@@nicklynch8092yes more HITC Sevens promotion, best football KZread channel

Zealand stealing memes? Gotta change your name to Stealand! Just kidding, we all know Zealand is simply loaning the memes!

@peacechan4500

4 ай бұрын

This channel made me break into song for every "loan" word

@vzh7

4 ай бұрын

never repeat this joke again

@gravy3858

4 ай бұрын

I believe you are gay

@kallum7959

2 ай бұрын

@@vzh7😭😭😭🤣

I think players in FM are doing some sort of reverse psychology. To them, "No pressure" means "All pressure".

@5minutemovies977

4 ай бұрын

If somebody told me "no pressure" irl, I would immediately assume I should have a reason to feel pressure in the first place, I think that makes sense.

When your meme was at the end of November so not only gets missed for the December year review but also misses the cut off for going back and looking as well 😭

As the current manager of the Botswana National Team, the Badboy highlight always makes me sad, as Ditlhokwe is Botswana's best player.

Zealand: I'm still 22. My hairline would disagree but I'm still 22. My Old Arse: At least you still HAVE a hairline!

@iambicpentakill

4 ай бұрын

I had Zealand's hairline in high school

Been binging these lately, so glad a new EP pops up pog.

zealand is 22..... with 6 years experience

“Released on a free” sounds like a decent euphemism for death.

Yay my December meme got in! I'm not happy with how you handled this situation and want to know what you intend to do about it. ;)

@leonardoluizleal4409

4 ай бұрын

I aggree that pwalmsley was treated unfairly, that’s why we called you here.

Yayyy the memes videos are back babyyyy

2:06 I had a South African wonderkid named Relebohile Badboy in my Latvia build a nation save, ended up becoming a world class right back.

7:54 if it was a staring contest,zealand would have really lost

I never leave a club in FM, but I did it on FIFA many times, is always funny how the club tanks after I leave.

The three second applause is all for Huddinge IF

"22" for sure. How old are you really rightn now, Zealand? Happy Birthday anymay 🙂 enjoying your vids from Munich, best wishes

My meme was the first. He made my day... Hero from the dark. WHY DID YOU BLURRED MY NAME !!

I have no religion. I belong to Zealandism!

My brother plays/played for Huddinge. Most games for the club in its history. The captain Shaun Lomas

Zealand please apply for Liverpool manager. Now Klopp is leaving you're the only one who I trust with my team. I can just imagine the incredible LOANS we will sign.

The edit at 0:02 cracked me up lol

You know your Orlando Pirates thing? yeah. Same thing happened to me in my pentagon challenge. I was with Golden Arrows in South Africa, and won 17 trophies in I think four seasons or something, 2 African Champions Leagues and 3/4 league titles etc. I then left for China and within two seasons they were RELEGATED! and then the next season they didn't even get back up!!!!!

About the 9M guy in Germany, I went from 4th div to 1st in Spain and I had 6M€ vs Madrid's 262M€. Still finished the year THIRD. 💪

I get that visual glitch in fm24 when I have two matches on the same day which happens as Iceland national team manager and Iceland club manager

Subbed for the editor. Poor editor. Please don't fire him.

@Jothamvvw

4 ай бұрын

Prayge 🙏🏼

Even when Zealand turns 30 I would keep him around to inspire my mentoring groups.

Beeing in the kabine while the game is running happens 80% of the times my league and my nationalteam play on the same day

The last meme reminds me of my only central defender getting a Red card in 46th minutę when we were winning 2-0 😂😂

Just realized you were born just one day before my birthday, I'm literally one day younger than you lol 😂 3:06

Your pronounciation of Huddinge IF actually killed me. You made it sound ghanaian or something💀

I left AIK in sweden after winning the league four times and got into the champions league and got a third place in the group and went on to win the Europa league. Then i went to Liverpool and gave won pl 5 times in a row and faced AIK twice in the champions league. They have not tanked without me but continue to dominate (off course, having a 50 000 arena and average 36,000 spectators plus 100s of millions more than the nearest swedish club tend to do that). And i still play fm2012 so guess the tactic that have my forward score 73 goals for Liverpool.

Trapped in a room by myself with covid, and I'm actually not playing Football Manager. Nope, I'm playing Championship Manager 03-04 😂

I’m praying for the editor

3:39 Do this, please. I'm not far away from just pushing a random shout when players get complacent. Please help us Senpai.

Hey Zealand! I'm currently managing Deportivo Alavés. It's the end of my second season so it's May 2025 and I have finished 6th on the league table. If things were like in reality. I would have granted my access to Europa League League Phase through La Liga. Somehow this is not what's happening. This is how it looks like at the end of the season: 1. Real Madrid (Champion and access to the first round of the Champions Route of UCL (?????) 2. Barcelona (Classified for Europa Conference League) (???) 3. Atletico Madrid (Classified for Europa Conference League) 4. Real Sociedad (Classified for Europa Conference League) 5. Valencia (Nothing) 6. Alavés (Nothing) Is this a bug? Needs to be fixed? Or is it how it's going to be from 2024-2025 onwards? To me this makes no sense, cause it will be so difficult for humble teams to get to Europa. Anyway, if someone can bring some light to this matter i'll appreciate it.

Football manager 100% ruins lives

How do you check the salary per annum League on PC?

As Cape Verde manager in FM24, I want Ivan Alves for my team

Banger jersey Z - a FWD Madison STH

no, getting sent Club Jersey by the club we managed is not FM players dream, getting a real contract from a Football Club like William Still is the ultimate dream of every FM players.

I despise the misinformation about Bayern's Nazi logo on the internet.

still trying to win a single thing on fm21. Latest thing the game likes to do to me is score headers from a single set piece in the 90th minute for a few games now.

@pbh81

4 ай бұрын

Did you adjust your set pieces after substitutions. Don't know about FM 21 but in 20 it was a pain to reposition players after substitutions for free kicks corners etc

@DavidMilesMusic

4 ай бұрын

@pbh81 thanks, i just use a default one but i just get so annoyed when i concede to late goals in the same way. It feels like a cheap win by the game, a cheap way to "beat" your tactics. Its either that or a worldie from the halfway line not them actually breaking down your squad

@pbh81

4 ай бұрын

@@DavidMilesMusic I never saw it as a cheap way to win. More like as you want to progress higher it becomes more about the fine margins. Once sold a top rated DLP with excellent vision, passing and decent tackling playing in front of my two defenders because he wasn't brave enough to tackle in exposed one on one position. Other little things like you could have an excellent defender but has terrible vison and passing is liability

Bro start posting on zealanism

Is 4-4-3 better because you have an extra player? Or is it better because you don't have a useless player hanging around your own goal, contributing nothing to your attack?

how am I this early to the video?

They may be comedically humorous, but are they humorously comedic?

Huddinge is actually pronounced Hood inge

pliz make a MEME playlist! fix your channel

Please do the shouts video!!!!

Who is Karl Jacobs?

first and first view

8k subs and no videos yet, only Z could achieve this 😅

Clicks new channel link.... This channel doesn't have any content 💔⚔🤥🥺

@Mombot_z

4 ай бұрын

I believe the first upload to the new channel is this week. 🎉