“I kept my figure why couldn’t you?”

@haxs753

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@syedakhan46

4 жыл бұрын

Ahaha

@ahmedeissa1134

4 жыл бұрын

It's like we were watching the exact same video🤯

@damonyang3052

4 жыл бұрын

We are

@poseidon8802

4 жыл бұрын

@@damonyang3052 r/woooooosh

Those two girls who said no to Gabriel got destroyed at the end.

@PafMedic

4 жыл бұрын

N A G A T O ,😂😂😂😂I Kept My Figure,Why Couldnt You😂😂😂

@035gogmofo6

4 жыл бұрын

Jay Clah Fluffy Cake to be specific.

@Jiblits007

4 жыл бұрын

*CHOCOLATE CAKE SHAKE*

@pouriay.kenary6361

4 жыл бұрын

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@thatGuy-fr2pl

4 жыл бұрын

@Jay Clah I wonder what happened next

This man needs an animated TV show where he voices 90% of the characters and all the sound effects.

@vsgfilmgroup

3 жыл бұрын

It's no Venture Brothers, but still better than like 80 percent of the Adult Swim lineup.

@jasonscott598

3 жыл бұрын

Put him with Seth McFarlane, that'd be amazing.

@jasonscott598

3 жыл бұрын

Put him with Seth McFarlane, that'd be amazing.

@juancorona1038

3 жыл бұрын

That’s basically Alex Hirsch in Gravity Falls

@chaikagaz

3 жыл бұрын

Nah its funny because he does all the different voices. If its different characters it wouldnt be as funny

That line: "I kept my figure why couldn’t you?" gets me every time xaxaxa

@mango1570

4 жыл бұрын

Those girls got flamed 🔥

@xxdrippy_pricexx4321

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@elizabethfigueroa6971

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 that’s my line to girls back in school who I believed would call me ugly and fat now I see my pictures and damnnn I looked good thick in all the right places And I was not ugly! Haters

@gatitam2875

4 жыл бұрын

I'v seen his videos several times & they always crack me up 😂

@eriksaucedo1814

4 жыл бұрын

Same lmao

I was fat in highschool! I kept my figure! Why couldn't You?! That's the best comeback ever!!! That should go down history bro!

@justaguywithaunibrow

3 жыл бұрын

xd

@j-wizzhathorn674

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@thomasshelby7507

3 жыл бұрын

I was obese in high school, now I’m just overweight

@milhaabelahee9042

3 жыл бұрын

@@thomasshelby7507 well.... good for you i guess! keep the good work!

@kishormadkaikar3835

3 жыл бұрын

@@milhaabelahee9042 )

"Seven" Everyone: "PUTA!" Me: *Dies of laughter* 😂😂😂

@dzakiyyaamirah9791

3 жыл бұрын

What does it mean?

@talocobadger4486

3 жыл бұрын

@@dzakiyyaamirah9791 it means bitch...or at least the most common translation

@dzakiyyaamirah9791

3 жыл бұрын

@@talocobadger4486 wht language is that?

@shaswatshrey9712

3 жыл бұрын

@@dzakiyyaamirah9791 SPANISH

@oksomynameisjeff4212

3 жыл бұрын

to all wondering puta means bitch or whore and the ones who yelled puta are clearly boys

Old videos *exist* Gabriel Iglesias: I can milk you

@haxs753

4 жыл бұрын

im gonna squeeze u til theres nothing left

@ozan8636

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh he doesnt manage his KZread account

@instantscxp3

4 жыл бұрын

Kinda sad to be honest

@Therealstazza

4 жыл бұрын

InstantScXp3 it’s not... the dude is always travelling, doing shows etc, almost everybody you see of celebrity status does not manage their own social media

@mmcion1

4 жыл бұрын

Haha lol you think the world renowned dude that's has a car collection and deals with the best networks and is basically set for life cares about a moderate size KZread channel?

“I kept my figure why couldn’t you?” Best. Roast. Ever.

@Rapbat-cp1ld

3 жыл бұрын

BURN!!

@christianbrown9358

3 жыл бұрын

Dang even in a galaxy far far away Gabriel getting fans

@generalkenobi4509

3 жыл бұрын

@@christianbrown9358 Hello there! Yes indeed, Master Iglesias has been with us for a few decades now. Thankfully we can observe him through our holo-visions.

@dusthue

2 жыл бұрын

Wouldn’t have worked if he wasn’t fluffy in the first place.

"I know I'm fat! But I was fat in high school. I kept my figure, why couldn't you?" The smartest comeback I had ever heard.

@lord_bobanewname4069

3 жыл бұрын

And he was fucking drunk

@xbloxlive5454

Ай бұрын

Exactly@❤❤😂😂

As a freshman I was 160 LBS As a Sophomore I was 185 LBS As a Junior I was 215 LBS As a senior I was 275 LBS 760 school days and every one of those days a particular girl, Heather, the head cheerleader and by far the girl most likely to get a multi million dollar contract as a supermodel, ridiculed me over my weight. Her favorite taunt was "beached whale" though she also called me "elephant boy" and "Tub of lard" and dozens of other cruel things every fat person has heard. She would lead the other students in the ridicule and taunting. She and the other beautiful people made my life a daily living nightmare. I could go no where to escape it. She would constantly remind me of every reason fat people were ugly and inferior to her and the rest of them. So after high school I fled that town and moved 1500 miles away. After attending a year of college I returned the following summer weighing 150 LBS. I went with my brother to a McDonald's that had opened in my home town while I was away at college and there behind the counter was a girl about six inches shorter than me and about twice my weight and she says to my brother, obviously knowing him "So who's your cute friend?" That's when I noticed her name tag: "HEATHER." I wanted so badly to say something, anything, that resembled at least one of the things she said to me. I kept my silence content that karma took care of things for me. The following year when I returned for a visit to my family I weighed 155 LBS having gained some muscle mass. Heather was still working at McDonald's and still flirted with me. She was up to about 400 lbs by then. After that my family moved from that town and I had no further reason to return. Then about ten years later I was passing through with my brother who met up with some friends in a nearby town and one was telling me that Heather was now up to 700 LBS and was confined to a custom made wheelchair. That was 1991. I put a bouquet of flowers on her grave in 1996. I didn't want her dead. I just wanted her to stop making my life a living hell and maybe feel just a little empathy. The surviving members of her cheerleading squad are now all over 200 LBS and only three ever got married and all of them are divorced. Our quarterback who used to torment me about my weight in gym class died of a heart attack at 49. He was over 350 LBS at the time of his death. He'd been around 175 on graduation day. The football coach/gym teacher who failed me in Gym three years in a row because it was his policy to fail anyone who was more than 50 lbs overweight regardless of how well they did in class, died in prison twenty years ago. He was sentenced to over a hundred years in prison for inappropriate relationships with multiple underaged male students. Today I'm 60 and weigh the same as I did as a freshman. This has not been easy. I still struggle every day. Fluffy, you're my hero!

@christsbride8982

3 жыл бұрын

Newton's third law. 😉

@brigadierbraveheart3173

3 жыл бұрын

Bro thats so sad and insparational at the same time,we have a sating here in my country "the heart is still a child" so im calling you bro. May God bless you

@anthonymedina5320

3 жыл бұрын

You king

@vort-x4896

3 жыл бұрын

Dude u cursed or something? Ples dont kill mi

@archie9118

3 жыл бұрын

Retribution to all evil and a curse to all the oppressors

The woman that went “awwww” at 4:14 out of sympathy, she made me laugh just as hard as he did

@roxassora2706

2 жыл бұрын

Fr, being rejected cause of your weight sucks.

@AA-wu2fk

9 ай бұрын

​@@roxassora2706lol

"I kept my figure why couldn't you", that comeback should get an award.😂

My favorite part from this joke was the beatboxing!😂😂

@theweirdos13

4 жыл бұрын

I love it when he does those sound effects!!! 😂🔥👏🏼

@syedakhan46

4 жыл бұрын

If you liked the beatvoxing u should see the one about his teenage son and DDR

@Leksaboi

4 жыл бұрын

Video, 2 hours ago, comment, 2 hours ago.

@2700bc

4 жыл бұрын

@@Leksaboi video 10 hours ago comment 12 hours ago lol KZread been drinking

@christianhildebrandt2090

4 жыл бұрын

No way man gotta give it up for, "I know I'm fat, but I was fat in high school I kept my figure why couldn't you🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That "let me go!" will always get me 😂

The class president sounds like the tour guide in Hawaii

@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber

4 жыл бұрын

.....not enough facepalm. Please tell me that was satire.

@boges11

4 жыл бұрын

I think his Manager, tour guide, class president and various others are all the same person. He keeps bumping into her all around the world.She gets around.

@andy56duky

3 жыл бұрын

@@boges11 l think one of them flirted with me.

@taimaishu-nao1922

3 жыл бұрын

Because she was, bro. She’s like Visa; she’s everywhere you want to be except you’re trying to avoid her!

Him saying Tony and makes me think is Mr Iglesias based on his life

@celsovera91

4 жыл бұрын

They even mentioned Wilson High. Which was Gabriel Iglesias‘ high school in real life

@tbone3972

4 жыл бұрын

A LOT OF COMEDIANS TELL JOKES JUST TO TELL JOKES TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH....... GABRIEL IGLESIAS TELL JOKES THAT IS ALL BASED ON HIM..... IN REAL LIFE & HE MAKES IT MORE FUN WITH ALL THE VOICES HE COLLABORATES WITH.

@danniwills8739

4 жыл бұрын

It actually is he did an interview where he said it was. Especially the Mr.Hayward character

@honor6200

3 жыл бұрын

@@tbone3972 are you okay?

@tbone3972

3 жыл бұрын

Abubakar Bawazir I KNOW, I DO, JUST CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF IT & THANK-YOU.

Thank you Gabriel for keeping me going. My fiancè passed away a month ago and watching you has helped keep me going. So thank you very much

@MultiDaMouse

4 жыл бұрын

i'm sure he watching this as well in heaven and watching you watching this enjoying this as well.

@apriltitel290

4 жыл бұрын

@@MultiDaMouse He probably is watching with me. Thank you

@haxs753

4 жыл бұрын

@@apriltitel290 😢💕😿

@jorgesaenzzz

4 жыл бұрын

🙏 god will help you get through it stay strong

@elainephleps4705

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry for your loss. Fluffy. Can bring a smile too a bad day,

"I was fat in high school, I kept my figure so why couldn't you?" This line had me dead😂😂

I really wish they would just post these instead of making them premieres. Still funny either way

@ShellyCline

4 жыл бұрын

Who cares what they call em?

@danielalexanderyt3232

4 жыл бұрын

Wym

@KB-bo1es

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh a premiere is literally just a video but you know before it's uploaded instead of it being uploaded randomly.

One of the best moments of my life was seeing you live! Pulled me out of a dark spot man.... Thank you for being a legend!

@1989Brolly1989

4 жыл бұрын

Yup, fluffy is a genius, no way for me to watch him live but still, helps with my depression by KZread :)

@thesenate9564

2 жыл бұрын

I'm not trying to be rude but why does everyone seemed to be depressed on KZread, and why does it take one video to completely get them out of that. I get it could definitely temporarily help but can it really get just snap you out of it. Genuinely asking.

"Scuse me George Lopez" that part always gets me

This man has the supernatural ability to remember everything in sharp detail while drunk

Already watched many times. Still gonna watch 🤣

4:43 "...But I was fat in high school.... I kept MY figure, so why couldn't u??!!" LOL!! ROFL!!🤣😂🤣👍🏾👍🏾

Who has the most children , *girls shout * Seven ! Then everybodys like ''PUTA''.....

@esh6767

4 жыл бұрын

I had to click your profile pic.

@haxs753

4 жыл бұрын

@@esh6767 lol

@axiomer47

4 жыл бұрын

What's PUTA?

@michaelfinnerty7240

4 жыл бұрын

@@axiomer47 means whore in spanish.

@poke6983

4 жыл бұрын

@@michaelfinnerty7240 here in the philippines it mean sh*t

Best line I've ever heard! I kept my figure, why couldn't you? Gabriel is classy and has more class in his little finger than most people in their whole bodies!! Gabriel IS the king of the Mexicans! God bless you Gabriel. I wish I would have known you,......I never got to go to my prom, but if I had gone to school with you and you asked me, I would have gone and we would have had a lot of fun!!! 😊

Never knew this guy was so dang funny man! Cracks me up every time

"I kept my figure why couldn't you" i died. Everyone on the subway was staring at me even the one dude who had a cup and a straw up his nose.

Man I've watched this so many times already but it's still funny. 😂

You're so funny man. I would listen to your stories at work and have to suppress myself from crying with laughter. Love it. You're like the uncle that has the cool stories to tell.

"I kept my figure why couldn't you" best roast I've heard in 2020

"I know I'm fat, but I was fat in highschool. I kept my figure, why couldn't you?" -Fluffy The burn better than burning calories.

Fluffy, you're my favorite comedian, and let me tell you why. Several years ago I had experienced something traumatic, something I wouldn't wish on anybody, I was shutting down and withdrawing from society. But your comedy helped me overcome that trauma and put it behind me. Because of you, I was able to laugh and forget about everything that had happened for a little while. I am still working on healing, but I feel I have a future, I'm even writing a novel and building a video game and my past trauma is fuel for my work in my novel and my game. Thank you, Fluffy!

@thebruhtruth8973

2 жыл бұрын

Kinda exact to my story but umm...i am most likely younger than you being 15 myself...hehe....and no the trauma is not stupid teenage stuff...most assume like that...so! Happy days ahead!

@setokaiba6758

2 жыл бұрын

@@thebruhtruth8973 Just because you're young doesn't mean you haven't seen some trauma, when I was 12 my older brother passed away. Your trauma and pain is just as real as mine. And you're right, I actually turned 40 recently. I'm glad you have a positive outlook. Keep enjoying Fluffy's comedy, laughing and healing from the pain. You've got this!

@thebruhtruth8973

2 жыл бұрын

@@setokaiba6758 yah...this man just makes it easier to go on r8?... i really wanna thank you for the kind gesture you showed me, not many do that and i appreciate it a lot...😊

Funny skit, but I noticed out of his right eye Gabriel is shedding a real tear. ....... That hurts my soul seeing that! He's such a nice guy, I never got to go to my H.S. reunion and if someone like him had asked me, I would have loved to go! 😢

Yep, and that's why he shoulda took his lady instead of Tony. If she had been there, he never would have been drunk in the first place. AND she wouldn't have deserted him like Tony did either! 😂💗

@DevilSlayer502

4 жыл бұрын

But alas

@KJgameplay14

4 жыл бұрын

But alas

@Rosales3269

4 жыл бұрын

But alas

@itbelikethat5757

4 жыл бұрын

but alas

@ShellyCline

4 жыл бұрын

Uh.....ok, what am I missing?

With fluffy theirs never a dull moment.

fluffy is hilarious his videos make my day.

Those two girls who said no got burned at the end! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The last 10 seconds were the slap on the face of that two girls.

Fluffy: Let me go!!!

For years I always wondered why a high school had a bar? And just now realized the reunion wasn’t at the high school 💀

“Hello everyone, welcome to the class reunion,” is the funniest thing ever 🤣

Duddeeeee you make me laugh waaaayy tooo haarrddd every fucn time.... I've been rewatching so many times in so many years.... Never ever did it get repetitive.

You gonna make a new video or "you too good?!" Lol 😂👏🏼💗

@haxs753

4 жыл бұрын

👏.......👏.........👏 (slow-clap)

@theweirdos13

4 жыл бұрын

Ha...ha...ha

If him and Tony were in high-school together, wouldn't they each get their own plus 1? 🤔 Unless Tony left to another school

@Hondadctrider

4 жыл бұрын

It's a joke.

@celsovera91

4 жыл бұрын

I bet Tony couldn’t even get a plus one that’s why years later he tries to hit on a fellow teacher who keeps rejecting him

@nunyabiznez6381

4 жыл бұрын

Unless Tony was in a different grade than Fluffy when they were in school together.

@AustinJASMR

3 жыл бұрын

They were probably each other's plus 1

"I Kept my figure,why couldn't you!' Bingo!!🤣🤣

Haha one year Gabriel came to my city for a show and got drunk. In the middle of his set he bought a drink. Then a fan bought him another , and another. Before he knew it he looked at the clock and said he was suppose to end 30 mins ago. He kept going and going. He was talking about his mom who recently passed away and one fan interrupted him. He kicked the fan out he had another drink , it got so outta hand Martin had to take the microphone from him and say he was done. I don’t even think he took pictures that night he was so hammered. Great show though he got a couple ( who were there as friends ) to make out infront of everyone

“You got fat!” Hahaha 😂 man I spit

2:55 that a strong word.

Never ceases to make us laugh

Whenever I watch this video, I always laughing hard in the same part "let me go" :D 04:23

2:20 Now tell me that is not a sick beat.

Hits me really hard : "I kept my figure why couldn't you'' LOL 🤣

Damn hahaha his drunk impression is on point

0:21 that acting tho You can see his face change in that split second

Lady: I have seven children. Gabriel iglesias: PuTa

I always enjoy Fluffy's shows. He's funny and his facial expressions make his jokes funnier. I thank him for making me laugh. Gracias.

That last part was ffffuuuuuuuuuccccckkkiiiinnnnggg it!!!!! Legendary 😂👏

I know I'm fat but I waa fat in High School. But I kept my figure so why couldn't you. Hahahahahahaha

@johnsmith60

3 жыл бұрын

And I’m not fat I’m fluffy 😏

I was freaking out when he said "I was fat in high school and I kept my figure why couldn't you" that has to be the best roast ever

"Flay-co..." hahahahahaha!!!

"I kept my figure why couldn't you" That's a BLAST lmao 😆

He is trying I mean we are in a pandemic

@IDVACCINEDECEPTION

4 жыл бұрын

Plandemic scamdemic. Know my name

@rhiannonthrasher7747

4 жыл бұрын

@@jacksoncastle Lost it!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@yalc-04

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not one to believe in conspiracy theories but my cousin was telling me over the phone that he found packets talking about coronavirus being used as a test on human subjects he sent me a photo of the document and it's dated a few days before the first case was even reported I'm not sure if it's real or not because he said he found it on the "darker side of the interne" edit: internet

@sophiedeergirl

4 жыл бұрын

@@yalc-04 coronavirus has been around forever. Now covid-19...

@countrybuck4

3 жыл бұрын

What does that have to do with this video

You're too good eh? Excuse ME George Lopez

Love that one so well

"I kept my figure why couldn't you ?" Ooh burn .

Burn 🔥 🔥 🔥 the girls were smokey grilled i bet!

@monicaortiz7331

4 жыл бұрын

Smokey grilled....lol😁good one😁

Only legends know that this is the third time this video is uploaded

idk,Fluffy is just THE BEST!

You laugh just like me, "*gasps* hehehehe

Fluffy thanks for my morning laughs 😍❤️

Hey, I watches every Simpson Season at least 7 times. We're in a pandemic. Get over it.

Brilliant comic! Great sound effects, voices, everything!

I kept my figure why couldn't you 😂😂 Hilarious!!!!!!

I’m such a big fan you are my favorite comedian I am from San Antonio I didn’t get too see but when I get the chance I will definitely go see you at a show I just want too say when I feel down you make me laugh and bring joy too my face I want too thank you for bringing me joy through such a tuff time

Yay another re-upload

The last sentence was the best 👍

"I kept my figure, why couldn't you?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I just realized that since Fluffy and Tony went to the same high school, Tony most received an invitation too. Which means Fluffy technically still have a spot if the invitation was +1.(Which I’m pretty sure it was) 🤣

@lisalu910

2 ай бұрын

Might have gone to the same HS but graduated different years. So maybe Tony's reunion was a different year.

Plot twist: the guy shamed him for not doing shots because he knew he would make a story about it

Every time I come back to watch this, the same thing gets me. "And they said no! But it's ok, it's---Lemme go!---its ok" 😂 truly comedic genius

Dude,this is awesome...his voice impressions are sweet!!

Vietnam flashback engaged 4:00

How to make money in lockdown ??? Gabriel: post old KZread videos again n again

I just realized during that fist bump after "I'm NOT too good" he transfers the mic to the other hand. Hilarious and smooth.

This is still my favorite story till this day. Keep up the good work fluffy.

When will he post something new xD

@bricegrimes5053

4 жыл бұрын

I know I want him to post something new

@kyriakoschrist

4 жыл бұрын

Since no new specials can be filmed now you are stuck with this

@yoon-moon1189

4 жыл бұрын

You have to remember that he only has a limited number of specials and he can’t post the entire thing as no one will pay to them if they can see it for free. Thus he has to post older videos again or post nothing.

@theweirdos13

4 жыл бұрын

When everyone is out of quarantine!!😂 Next year!!😂

@kAY-yl5en

4 жыл бұрын

yes

wait is your friend tony the same tony from the Mr iglesias show?

I always love watching fluffy

We love you here in Honolulu, Hawaii

First

I just wished one of them says “you were on tv cause they wanted you to eat the left over food” or you were on tv cause your so fat that you get in the list more than twice”

Last one was good 😂😂😂😂

"Its o... let me go!" Hella funny🤣🤣🤣

Never heard ok this dude (im in the UK), he's very funny with a routine I like. Comedy is best (IMO) when its also visual (like Lee Evans). I'm now gonna binge watch this dude.

why do I feel that Ive already watched this on youtube Was these reuploaded

My favorite part is 0:06-0:44. I love how his facial expressions and voice changes to add credibility to the story

He got them back. BURN!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

To all the people complaining about this being a re-upload... Don't forget that this is Throwback Thursday!

He probably cant do shows with this pandemic

@yalc-04

4 жыл бұрын

"WE ARE CURRENTLY AWAITING DIRECTION FROM GOVERNMENT AUTHORITIES REGARDING WHEN VENUES ARE ALLOWED TO OPEN THEIR DOORS AGAIN, WHICH HOPEFULLY IS SOON! PREVIOUSLY PURCHASED TICKETS WILL BE HONORED, AND WE WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED ON RESCHEDULED DATES. PLEASE CHECK OUT THE TOUR SECTION OF OUR WEBSITE FOR UPDATES IN YOUR AREA. FLUFFY HAS THE BEST FANS AND WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR LOYALTY AND PATIENCE. EVERYONE PLEASE BE CAREFUL AND STAY SAFE! - FLUFFY" So yeah I think they are cancelled for now

@miniwolfsbane2407

4 жыл бұрын

No, probably not. He was gonna be near me in January or so, but never did pan out. Not sure if he even got here or not. My family and I are huge fans, so disappointed we didn't get to go.😔 BUT, may have been a silver lining with all the crazies and shootings going on. Better safe than sorry.