"You have nothing to worry about, it is gonna be the best time ever." "Stay away from that tour" I'm ded

@californian_kid_5002

4 жыл бұрын

I see you are a fan of RWBY as well

@FlyntofRWBY

4 жыл бұрын

If it’s too good to be true, it’s a lie.

@hawaii5298

4 жыл бұрын

@@FlyntofRWBY A wild Flynt appears!

@mrpickle7080

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that’s what my Boss said. No wonder he is bald :)

@HughMartell

3 жыл бұрын

@@FlyntofRWBY If it’s too good to be true, it’s a lie. Oh, you mean like Trump?

Some time later a guy in the crowd yells "Fluffy, I love you!" And Gabe replies "Hey, sit down Māhū."

@gator_productions

4 жыл бұрын

Does he really

@DJSanDenova

4 жыл бұрын

I was dying when he did that 💀🤣

@myles7453

4 жыл бұрын

@@gator_productions Yep, it happens before Fluffy tells the extended Racist Gift Basket story (ft. G Riley).

@DJSCRMNGHST

4 жыл бұрын

@@gator_productions the full vid is on KZread my dude lol

@theCuchuoi1

4 жыл бұрын

@@gator_productions yeah towards the end of the show when G Riley comes up

His voice impressions are always flawless.

@aquacrocwherry3321

4 жыл бұрын

That's a part of being a comedian. But his are big pp

@typicaldoom9124

4 жыл бұрын

Aggreed

@tonymontana1179

4 жыл бұрын

I fell in love with his mom coz of his impression of her lol

@Foefaller

4 жыл бұрын

It's part of his brilliance really. Especially since most comedians who are as good at impressions as him tend to be only good at that, but he'd be funny even if he was incapable of nailing accents so well.

@tiyenin

4 жыл бұрын

No

That was the most accurate impression of a Polynesian from a non-poly I’ve ever heard. Priceless🙏🏾🤙🏾🔥

@ImFromIowa

2 жыл бұрын

You Hawaiian? I’ve been in Iowa 97.9% of my life. (Conway Arkansas & Bristol Virginia is where I used to temporarily live, I’ve visited the Omaha zoo [is the 0.1%] in Omaha Nebraska)

@ScoobieDoobie197474

2 жыл бұрын

@@ImFromIowa that equals 98%

@kshinokevin

2 жыл бұрын

His Hawai'ian Pidgin English accent is so Spot On.

@Kaneakua

2 жыл бұрын

Yessah

@MarioMartinez-tt9ly

2 жыл бұрын

I live in Cali and never been to Hawaii. I didn’t understand the local references he said but judging by the crowd reaction I could tell they were really goood and funny

As a someone who is Genetically Hawaiian the second I heard “Hello and aloha” I would’ve ditched the bus so fast there would be a dust cloud.

@dripsader5325

Жыл бұрын

Don’t ask me what it means to be Genetically Hawaiian because I don’t know. All I can speculate is it’s more native than a native.

@fieryphoenix586

Жыл бұрын

I've never been to Hawaii (yet), but that sounds like a Luau Experience from Disney. And not a Lilo and Stitch Inspired Luau Expereince, because at least everything in that experience would make sense. I'm going this August for the first. Was looking at things to do and thought of this bit.

@eereree

Жыл бұрын

Woman be like hihi

@hardcoreking52

9 ай бұрын

Some Looney Toons level stuff. Lol

@Mexican_Ranger

6 ай бұрын

As a Mexican myself, those people bother me.

"Hey brother, turn that down" *That single line struck me ded*

@giantpedro

3 жыл бұрын

I've visited Hawaii for a couple of days but I didn't get that joke xD, was he talking about music in the bus?

@bigboi4269

3 жыл бұрын

@@giantpedro that and the mic

@stetg19

2 жыл бұрын

That came out of nowhere

@icery59

2 жыл бұрын

What about the line? Was it the transition to the accent or?

I appreciate Gabe for doing the Pidgin accent. As a native, this pleases me.

@TheWaterman1000

4 жыл бұрын

Right on. Drove a bus in 50 for several years. One of my funny story was informing the tourist that at one time Parker Ranch was one of the largest ranch in the US. Several hundred acers of land was sold off bumped themselves into second. So I asked if anyone knew what's the largest ranch now. After a few seconds later with no replies I informed them it was Hidden Valley Ranch.

@brotherbarbatos8981

4 жыл бұрын

TheWaterman1000 HAH!

@MarioMartinez-ek5ev

4 жыл бұрын

As a member of one of his people, it pleases me too

@Dave-kz3uk

3 жыл бұрын

Grimm? Or not Grimm yah pidgin isn't really an accent it's more of a made up language..that is very very uneducated

@brotherbarbatos8981

3 жыл бұрын

Dave pidgin is a broken English. The fact that people call it it’s own language is stupid.

I love how he's just one person and you can really visulize the stories he tells just because of his voice impressions 😂

"What happens if it rains?" 'Uhaha- you gonna get wet." Me, an Oregonian, laughing hysterically.

@souleater9574

2 жыл бұрын

503 Oregonian all the way 🤙🤙🤙🤙 Salem to be exact

@nmlarfey4237

2 жыл бұрын

@@souleater9574 541 for me, Bend area

@hunterjones4357

2 жыл бұрын

Washingtonian here. Its the same up here, but we have better mountains

@jordannosarmiento7131

2 жыл бұрын

541 from the Eug

@Rezno2050

2 жыл бұрын

@@hunterjones4357 Utahn here. We have less rain and the best mountains especially in the winter

Fluffy: "Kamehameha" Me: *Thinks about Dragon Ball*

@Reaper_573

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@SuperSabes

3 жыл бұрын

@@Reaper_573 o ui goku

@silver_carbide

3 жыл бұрын

"(sigh)Me too kid, me too"

@Drogastos

3 жыл бұрын

YeH

@Santana0173

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

"Are we going to stop off and get some food?" Dude, WTF you think a Lūʻau is?

@Lonehawk2k4

4 жыл бұрын

Have you ever heard of a 2nd luau?

@ClarinoI

4 жыл бұрын

@@Lonehawk2k4 I have not.

@guerra_dos_bichos

4 жыл бұрын

Lotr reference

@ClarinoI

4 жыл бұрын

@@guerra_dos_bichos Then he should have said "What about second Luau?" I'd have got that straight away!

@madbombermedia3070

4 жыл бұрын

"We've had ONE luau, yes. But what about SECOND luau?"

Reagan sounds a lot like Liberty who runs the rollercoaster

@dj__projects

4 жыл бұрын

I just saw that story again yesterday.

@Mzmissy215

4 жыл бұрын

@@dj__projects never gets old does it? 😆

@dj__projects

4 жыл бұрын

Never

@timomastosalo

4 жыл бұрын

Think they're cousins. Or they're friends from the nail salon. When they enter at the same time, talking incessantly all the way in to the chairs (until they leave), all the personell sigh, and you can see their shoulders droop.

@la-ia1404

4 жыл бұрын

Dude Disney is closed cause of the virus. Liberty gotta find a new job somewhere.

Fun fact: at the first "what happens if it rains?" I straight up thought "you get wet". When at the second "what happens if it rains?" he said "hohoh- you gonna get wet" I was laughing hard, it's just something so genuine to hear and say

I'm Hawaiian and this is by far the most hilarious shit I've watched about hawaiians

@nerdgeekcosplay909

2 жыл бұрын

I would love to visit Hawaii but I’m scared of flying over water.

@HariSeldon913

Жыл бұрын

@@nerdgeekcosplay909 Flying over the water is easy. It's flying into the water you need to fear. 😺

@chevyt.784

Жыл бұрын

Same.

@keahithefieryone8513

Жыл бұрын

Right?

@greenlightcomics7602

11 ай бұрын

@@nerdgeekcosplay909I feel you. 😢 I hate the turbulence 🫠

His accents are brilliant. And "Hawaiian time" is basically "Polynesian time". No matter where you are in the Pacific - Samoa, Tonga, Niue, Cook Islands, Tahiti, even New Zealand - you'll find it to a greater or lesser extent. And at a guess, I'm pretty sure anyone from the Caribbean would say the same. It seems the warmer a place is, the slower and more relaxed things get. Something Northern Hemisphere tourists should make an effort to understand; the holiday will go much smoother! 😆

@msmaria5039

Жыл бұрын

Ah, we call that Filipino time in the Philippines. Drives me, an American, nuts.

@areyousirius4243

Жыл бұрын

Like when we get one party, and they say it's at 2 pm. They actually mean it starts at 4 or 6 pm loll. Always gotta go late or you're gonna fall asleep by the time the damn thing starts

@JohnH20111

Жыл бұрын

Hawai’ian Time means ‘We Get There When We Get There’

@timesthree5757

Жыл бұрын

It’s the same in Dixieland. We own southern time now, bud! Which means? It means we get their when we get their, digun!

@VMan29397

6 ай бұрын

Yes in puerto rico its island time.

it's not just his voice impressions that are flawless, it's his incredibly accurate facial expressions as well.

I love Jermaine's Luau. The food was amazing, especially the Pork and Haupia. Lots of dancing and even a group Hula instruction.

I went to Germaine's Luau. Best time ever.

@Tyrunner0097

4 жыл бұрын

Was Cousin Reno still there?

@robertantonnyc

4 жыл бұрын

@@Tyrunner0097 I don't think he was hired yet. lol. It was 2006.

@rallypoint1

4 жыл бұрын

robertantonnyc Out of the 2 big luau’s, Germaines and Paradise Cove, I prefer Germaines. Paradise had WAY to many people.

@robertantonnyc

4 жыл бұрын

@@rallypoint1 That's part of the fun ;)

@keahithefieryone8513

3 жыл бұрын

It's ok for the Tourists, normally when I go home to visit I got to Polynesian Cultural Center

4:10 Hey sit down mahu Are u talking to me Hey Mary I'm talking to you brother sit down

“ I’m actually from Oregon and he calls his little punani gmfu” 😂💀

@moradshk7909

4 жыл бұрын

What is means punani

@woohooo7634

4 жыл бұрын

@@moradshk7909 pussy

@BarberShave19

4 жыл бұрын

If only she knew. LOL

@xLatinAssazzin

4 жыл бұрын

@@moradshk7909 lmao

@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing

4 жыл бұрын

@@moradshk7909 Before you have to ask, Mahu or Bana Boy means Transexual.

Last time I was here this early, Fluffy was still pulled over offering donuts because the cop could smell it.

@eduardojara6955

4 жыл бұрын

Nice call back

@mikaelerosecrans2093

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

His accent is spot on, sounds just like my kumu (teacher)

@bridgetrice7077

3 жыл бұрын

I went to Germaine's Luau. Best time ever.

@jaysha8553

3 жыл бұрын

Pidgin isn’t an accent. It’s broken English

I went to hawaii with my high school class, and we had Cuzzin Reno as our tour guide and he told this story and was such a great guy

I grew up in Hawaii. He's 100% right!!

@wwkaahanui

2 жыл бұрын

U right my braddah das how I feel🤙🏽, cuz I born n raised Hawai’i cheeee!!! Huuuuu!!!

@nicholascauton9648

Ай бұрын

Born and raised in Hawaii (still living there now) and he definitely hung out with some of our braddahs to get that accent down.

"I've been living here for 3 weeks and I'm basically a native." As a Floridian.... I felt that.

Been to Jermaine's luau twice. Both times were stellar cultural and dining experiences. The real deal.

“Im gonna tell you if you’re in a bad one. It starts when a bus takes you to a hotel” *HMMMMMMMMMM*

@tenhirankei

4 жыл бұрын

"I'm Reagan. I'm not a native Hawaiian." You coulda fooled me! LOL

@daumatk

3 жыл бұрын

Hey sit down mahu Are u talking to me Hey Mary I'm talking to your brother sit down

I searched "Hawaiians react to Fluffy A real Hawaiian Luau"....then realized....there are no reactions because....this is the real life version of it!!!

Ive watched this whole thing many times , but these clips of the segmented jokes are the clips i need in life .😂😂😀

My dad has a shirt from when we lived in Hawaii and it says, "I not late. I on Hawaiian time."

-Guide "He says I remind him of his daughter" -Me "well ain't that sweet" -Guide "He calls me his little punani" -Me "Welcome to alabama if he calls his daughter punani"

@MrKhalidyahya

4 жыл бұрын

What is punani?

@muufle

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrKhalidyahya You're too pure. Get away before it's too late.

@adriando3016

4 жыл бұрын

I want to know about punani too😂😂

@RoronoraZoro666

4 жыл бұрын

@@adriando3016 it means pussy. Its been said in other comments.

@fbk-gamer659

4 жыл бұрын

pussy hahahaha

I love this. What he wants from a Luau host is the exact opposite of what he wants from whoever is running a taco truck.

Your standup is keeping me sane during quarantine

"he calls me his little Punani, he is so nice" lmfaoooooo

We went to Hawaii for New Years in 2019. I showed her this and she got so excited because Germaines is the exact Luau that she had booked for our trip

Omg he does the Hawaii-local impression so friggen good. He could easily pass for a local.

@nicholascauton9648

Ай бұрын

For real. He doesn’t even need to talk and we could mistake him for a local. The accent (even if it’s fake) would really help him blend right in.

"Welcome aboard the King Kamehameha..." Instant childhood flashback: "GOKU!"

Last time I was this early my girlfriend was disappointed.

@lyancrown7648

4 жыл бұрын

😩😂😂😩

@saurabh_mukherjee23

4 жыл бұрын

Why tho?

@bitterjames

4 жыл бұрын

really funny dude, you sure know how to get a whole squad laughing

@malding

4 жыл бұрын

@@bitterjames shut up bitter man

@bitterjames

4 жыл бұрын

@@malding says the ps1-looking ni ba

As a native Hawaiian I busted out laughing at this

@madmax-dy8iz

Жыл бұрын

Bro busted🧐

@Fugitive685

Жыл бұрын

I thought native Hawaiians went extinct

@MrKentaroSan

6 ай бұрын

@@Fugitive685they live in Waianae

@VMan29397

6 ай бұрын

​@@Fugitive685 That is why are the dumbest thing I've ever heard

He lit that crowd on fire

As a native Hawaiian, I can say that this is completely true!

I love that Hawaiians are Still like this! Never stop bein chill, wonderful people. People are SO uptight sometimes. One time, I was gonna meet some dude and he wanted to know Exactly, when I’ll be there. I’m like, “Dude, this ain’t an interview or nothin. We’re hangin out as FRIENDS!” Jeez, luckily I just ditched that sour lime. I like to know when someone’s comin, but you Never Expect them to be there Exactly on time. They could be in traffic. People Everywhere need to have the Hawaiian lifestyle.

@T.williz

4 жыл бұрын

Lori Wolfcat yessah respect braddah

@michaelreismanchannel1456

4 жыл бұрын

People in tropical countries are a lot Luke this regarding time (except in the big cities). Cold climate Europeans are so tight-assed about time (I.e. the Germans).

@michelleprieur1

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah...sorry but no. I don't have a shit fit if someone's 30 seconds late but it's simply common courtesy to tell someone when you're going to arrive and to do so. To do otherwise is saying to others that you don't care about their time. Do you do that at work?

@LoriWolfcat

3 жыл бұрын

michelleprieur1 😹😹 This isn’t woooorrrkk! Haha jeez, you and stacey act like you can just teleport there instead of seeing reality. I’m sayin I told this dude around the time I would be there, but he wanted the exact time, like for example “I’ll be there around 12noon, but he wanted to know 11:55am? 12:01pm? You say you don’t have a fit, yet what if someone was a minute late? Haha jeez, if it’s for business, it makes sense, but if you’re Just hangin out, you ain’t gonna be there Exactly on time because it ain’t business. If you hang out, it’s about no stress. When hanging out, if someone says around 12noon, they mean exactly that. Plus or minus 5 minutes. You shouldn’t Actually arrive At 12noon. Jeez, do you go to parties on time too?

@LoriWolfcat

3 жыл бұрын

Michael Reisman Channel Haha well, I’m part German and I hate when people are so uptight with time. I like to get there early, but I don’t care if someone’s a little late. Especially since when people are near, that’s when they’re really supposed to tell you. I get if it’s because a movie, or something where time really matters, but Just hanging out? That’s just tightwads who wonder why they can’t find friends. 😹😹

Who else wanted to go to a real luau after this story?

@72marshflower15

4 жыл бұрын

Real luau’s are hosted on woven palm mats .. on the ground, with people sitting in a long rectangle around the food... The poi should taste like a clove seasoned steak, not the purple bland tasteless pudding you find in common luau’s..

@taitano12

4 жыл бұрын

🖐Me! It made me wanna go over to Grandma's house and bury a pig with some cousins... And now I'm hungry.

@PHX787

3 жыл бұрын

@@72marshflower15 god that sounds awesome

@72marshflower15

3 жыл бұрын

@@PHX787 ~it is a land stolen from her people. If you ever come to visit, be quiet and respectful. It will bring awesome things your way..

@72marshflower15

3 жыл бұрын

@@taitano12 how did that go, btw? The pig here destroying the banana field now. Gonna get one with a spear gun tonight. Works surprisingly well. Choke Piggy. 🤙

His voice impressions are amazing it must be so hard to change your impressions so quickly

I loooooove this so much. What a legendary show. "Eh brother, turn it down." LMAOOO

Fluffy’s pidgin was RIGHT ON! 🤣🤙🏾 4:10 “hey, sit down mahu” 🤣

Hawaiian time is like mañana, but without the urgency.

@shawnr771

3 жыл бұрын

Manana does not mean tomorrow it just means not today.

OMG Such a masterful utilization of accents to anchor in different dispositions for story-telling. "Don't take that tour"!!!!! LOL Shere. Comedic. Brilliance!

“Hawaiian time” 😂 I’m Native American and we say “we’re running on Indian time” 😂

@tiktokvideoseb

2 жыл бұрын

PARANORMAL 22 kzread.info/dash/bejne/mJOi1thxXbeZcbA.html

I've been to Jermaines Luau....such an awesome experience. Amazing performances and food. Highly reccomend it it was my favorite part of my trip to Hawaii

Gabriel you always find a way to make me smile even on a bad day

0:44 KAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

@iiironicsii1439

4 жыл бұрын

DracoRogue1218 Goku approves

Those luau voices tho XD man, I love fluffy 😂 🤣

You are SO FREAKING FUNNY!!! Thanks for all the laughs...especially during these crazy times.

Come back to the Islands brudda, we need you.

4:25 "Hey Mary" Gets Me All the Time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lol

0:45 yup lol king Kamehameha, nice impersonations with differing voices 2:01

@timomastosalo

4 жыл бұрын

Is that a real name?

@MrVariant

4 жыл бұрын

@@timomastosalo June 11th is his day ayearofholidays.wordpress.com/2012/06/11/june-11-king-kamehameha-day/

@ericperez4373

4 жыл бұрын

KA-ME-HA-MEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAÀ

Stay safe everyone, lets all pray, u too mr. Fluffy

@Gengosyma

4 жыл бұрын

Is he sick?

@windy2551

4 жыл бұрын

Why?

@ohmaigod2

4 жыл бұрын

Hey sit down mahu

@renzlasena2775

4 жыл бұрын

Corona virus everyone

@birdysaurusrex7346

4 жыл бұрын

Pray? GTFO of here. We need to science the shiz out of this, not gumbaya prayer circle to jeebus.

I like that Hawaiian time, concept.😂😂

I’m from Hawaii. The “heeeey Mary” had me dead.

@T.williz

4 жыл бұрын

S. Nonaka brah when he said braddah I was buss laughing

@maui5441

4 жыл бұрын

And he sounds like my haka kumu exactly😂

0:46 they really said Kamehameha 😂🤣

One of my favorite parts of Fluffy stand up. Great job Fluffy 🤣😎

4:10 MAHU word for homosexual. Māhū (Hawaiʻi) in Native Hawaiian culture this refers to an individual who may be considered third-gendered with characteristics of both sexes, usually a male to female. In contemporary Hawaiʻi the word is also used to describe people who are transgender, or gay. Māhūkāne (Hawaiʻi

@theIronicLegend

3 жыл бұрын

😂 What's little punani btw?

@dybrigitta7154

3 жыл бұрын

Oh in Indonesia we call it MAHO so that's kinda explaining how it sounds familiar LOL

@letterborneVods

3 жыл бұрын

Good bot

@strictlylocal0625

3 жыл бұрын

@@theIronicLegend I am a native and that mean a females private part

@theangryholmesian4556

3 жыл бұрын

@@letterborneVods Good bot? What does your comment even mean?

Fluffy you always chear me up when having a bad day

I just looked up what the word "Punani" means, and I was in complete shock looking at the results.

@SwiddyDiddy

4 жыл бұрын

Bro how did you not know what that was

@henryanderson6462

4 жыл бұрын

@@SwiddyDiddy The idea of finding out what it was never came to me until recently, even after watching it for the first time. I'm not a native of Hawaii, so don't @me for not knowing it. I eventually decided to look it up after that hard core laughter.

@gor5048

4 жыл бұрын

Sean not everyone is Hawaiian

@SwiddyDiddy

4 жыл бұрын

Henry Anderson that’s my point though,I’m not Hawaiian either, but I’ve heard it randomly in movies or in conversation and could tell what it meant, no cap on you, just funny to me it’s someone’s first time hearing the word😂

@FlyntofRWBY

4 жыл бұрын

For those of you looking at the replies to find out what a “punani” is, it’s a woman’s private part.

Hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣 One of my faves. Mahalo nui Fluffy ♥️🌺

I love you Fluffy. I am an official big fan. Thank you for giving us lots of laughs

The fun part is if you look up the reviews for Jermaine's all the poor reviews are by people who would have loved going to the King Kamehameha luau.

I had to google the 80% of the jokes and yet I laughed like a donkey. This guy is the bbbbest

Gabe is firing on all cylinders on this bit!!! This is one of his best!!

I can't believe I'm doing movie marathon of your video clips Fluffy! 😁😉😍

He's so right on the mahu part 🤣 I wanna die!

@JohnH20111

Жыл бұрын

yeah ‘Sit Down, Mahu’ means he REALLY LIKES coconuts

1:30 punani Function: noun Plural Form: punani Etymology: Mod. Hawaiian punani (lit. heavenly flower) from Old Hawaiian pua (blossom); nani (glory, splendor, heavenly) 1: female genitals 2: sexually receptive female 3: sexual intercourse

I LOVE the voices Fluffy uses - they crack my ass up!!!

Thanks for the throwback episodes to pass the time.

Gotta love this guy

One of my favourite bits from Gabe!

Natural, genuine, RAW TALENT!

Last weekend my wife and 8 went to Germaine's Luau. Thanks Fluffy! That was some amazing venue and the food was great!

Never before had I to stop watching a comedian twice, to look up what his jokes mean in a dictionary. Quite the experience.

Thank you! I really really needed to laugh today. Little bit too much stress. Mahalo.🤙🏾

@maui5441

4 жыл бұрын

Aulani Hoke I know right he sounds like a haka kumu😂🤙🏽

Yessuh come back soon Fluffy we love you🤙

Love this man. Really loves his fans

Brah I was born and raised in Hawaii and this is very acurate

I was sad when there was no Htown Fluffy concert Screw you Covid-19

You made my day, thank you fluffy 👍

I cracked up so hard. You hit the haole impression right on the nail.

“Hey Mary!” 😂😂😂

Oh yeah that's what I'm talking about love this . By the way I always wanted to go to Hawaii ugh hope one day . keep the funny coming much love .

This is something special. The best Comidian i have ever seen.

Gabriel dude…. YOU’RE IN ANOTHER LEVEL COMPLETELY!!!

I'm FROM Hawaii long time and I'm Hawaiian I always hear the lady tour guide

“We get there when we get there” my dad on a daily basis

Luv it.... absolutely luv it!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 fluffy ur just absolutely BRILLIANT dude! Keep it up!!!!! 👍👍👍👍💕💕💕💕💕

Another way to forget quarantine is to watch Gabriel all day

Fluffy is a comic genius 😍

This made my day !

I love him he always. Cheers me up!!

Great pitch for Jermaines. Been there, done that! Awesome experience!

I want to learn your impression skills fluffy

@letterborneVods

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@@angelapinya9450 damn it There I was, like an idiot, reading your reply and thinking you were talking about learning Fluffy’s impression skills for halfway through