FLORIDA MAN EATS A BABY ALLIGATOR - GOONS
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Good to see Ethan on the podcast again
@HolyBootsFS
7 ай бұрын
Well, when mcnasty refuses to join up...
@CT5555_
7 ай бұрын
@@HolyBootsFSor if he enters a diabetic coma from eating whole cakes.
@TheSecondBestOwen
7 ай бұрын
He’s the only other guy who just kinda automatically feels like a member of the goons, though that’s probably because he’s Soup 2
@FearsomeMarioBros
7 ай бұрын
Ethan is an honorary gooner
@simpli_histori
7 ай бұрын
@@TheSecondBestOwenethan and yumi are honorary goons
petition to have ethan be on these more often
@youngsandwich2792
7 ай бұрын
goobl gobl one of us one of us
@nawf5ta469
7 ай бұрын
Fr, he became one of my favorites real fast
@lazagainer1067
7 ай бұрын
You got my vote
@johnnypletincks4612
7 ай бұрын
They should just make him a memeber. He’s already involved in most of soups stuff. What else he got going on ? 🤷🏻♂️😂
@surgevindictive
7 ай бұрын
Signed
Nothing like drinking and moon gooning to the goons podcast going 60 over in a 130
@Boggersugar
7 ай бұрын
Better hope you have your moongooning license on you
@cakeandmilk4526
7 ай бұрын
@@Boggersugarhate to catch you with an unregistered buffalo skull
@justanotherdude_
7 ай бұрын
With a registered elk skull
@lesig1297
7 ай бұрын
I hope to god those numbers are in freedom units
@kayagorzan
7 ай бұрын
Sir, is that buffalo blood I smell?
This intros musical accoutrement was made infinitely better by Ethan! All hail the background long-haired goons replacement for when McNasty dies of a heart attack.
@isaacdavis4337
7 ай бұрын
Thats a big word
@dragginforce
7 ай бұрын
@@isaacdavis4337yeah thats too much brain power for a goons fan
@AriesZero
7 ай бұрын
@@dragginforce he must be a fake
@CT5555_
7 ай бұрын
@@AriesZeroand I felt kind of dumb because I left out a couple of commas....
@AriesZero
7 ай бұрын
@@CT5555_ hmm... all is forgiven
Blarg with the "this is what you asked for" thousand yard stare at the beginning is so good 😂
@MoxJet629
7 ай бұрын
blarg is a big zero. He's not funny and adds nothing.
I would love it even more if yall keep uploading on spotify too
@amplifier3602
7 ай бұрын
Ong
@pxncil4430
7 ай бұрын
@@amplifier3602they laggin behind fr
As a person whos taking the most massive dump of my life after consuming granpas ashes this podcast will not help at all🔥🔥
@justanotherdude_
7 ай бұрын
Its sadly not green tho 😢
Can't wait to see this uploaded onto Spotify in 2 weeks 🙃
as a hockey player, i need a video of soup and ethan going to watch a game
The smell of vinegar is to prevent moths to eat on it while their in storage, it's also not very good for our skin so I'd recommend everybody to wash your newly bought clothes. Yes I'm fun at parties.
Mcnastys mom wants to be on the podcast one day from the way she was talking in that podcast episode
@bridanjones5397
7 ай бұрын
😂 they should get her when mcnasty cancels. Then not tell him beforehand
@LunasOnlyLover
7 ай бұрын
@@bridanjones5397 that would be amazing lmao
No Blarg, GTA is literally a parody of the US so it doesn't need to go anywhere but places across the US.
Might as well make Ethan apart of the goons and friends 😂 #1 emergency contact when someone isn’t there🤣
IM SITTING ON A STUMP IN A FOREST AND MOONGOONING WHILE LISTENING TO THE GOONS PODCAST
@acar2995
7 ай бұрын
Moongooning is good for the soul
Can you all please reflect back on the time MCNASTY called Blarg's cousin "That bad, huh?" I was relistening to ep 38 at work and it had me on the floor in tears.
Panda and 407 need to be on the podcast!!
@Shaky11030
7 ай бұрын
Bro that would be hilarious
Ethan as next official goon.
@MoxJet629
7 ай бұрын
Way better than wet blanket blarg.
@sprngtm627
7 ай бұрын
@@MoxJet629no
@MoxJet629
7 ай бұрын
@@sprngtm627 Yes.
Bouta smoke a rock to this boys❤
@acar2995
7 ай бұрын
Now we got a party
Ethan replaces McNasty CONFIRMED?!?
I love how it went from talking about future GSupps stuff to low-key arms dealing 😂
Mario (the Romanian police) saving Princess Peach (trafficked women) from Bowser (Andrew Tate)
Always glad to see Ethan on here, he is absolutely hilarious 😂
Crazy literally just watched y'alls last episode earlier today cleaning my yard and yet another in time for dinner 😂
7:25 I had a dream that I was playing you laugh you spit water with dooo, blarg, soup and Ethan. Soup and Dooo were up and I was standing behind Ethan and Dooo said something HILARIOUS and I spit all over Ethan's back.
My addiction to gooning just never stops growing each episode 😊
Right as you guys were talking about the stupid ads i got a ad of dr. phil saying i need to be smart and take a $6000 check from the government 😂
i feel like that intro is what you hear during a moon gooning sesh
Well, thanks for helping end this hump day on a good note, boys!
One of the best episodes actually no joke u got great sports stories😂
This whole time we thought mcnasty was a different person but in reality Ethan is mcnasty’ alter ego
i looked down at my phone and looked up and blarg was staring deep into my soul, wonderful start
“This nigga sent me snorkel” - our favorite gooner
@prodvasidmusic
3 ай бұрын
who said that lmao
@crma.klutchin1376
3 ай бұрын
@@prodvasidmusic soup in a old fan mail video
@prodvasidmusic
3 ай бұрын
@@crma.klutchin1376 do you know which one?
@crma.klutchin1376
3 ай бұрын
@@prodvasidmusic I’ve tried to find it and it be past but couldn’t so it’s probably been deleted
@prodvasidmusic
3 ай бұрын
@@crma.klutchin1376 damn oh well lmao thanks for trying
Love the podcast guys keep it up!
I would love to see a Ethan and soup golfing video
Looking at light is literally how I get my sneeze out quicker💀 Lil strat: look up, and look at light, you’ll sneeze.
You would think blarg is jacked the way he talks about protein so much 😅
I’ve had to watch the last three episodes three times this is all really a fever dream
Ethan is almost as regular as McNasty at this point 😂
That window crash sound by soup was so perfect 🤣🤣
What a great ending to my night right before my gen chem 1 final exam which I have to do good on or I might fail the class! :) Thanks for ending it on a high note though!
Ethannnnn!!!! 🙌🏽😭 and idk why but blarg reminds me of the high functioning kid at highschool like the kinda squinty eyes 🤣 Love to see Ethan join the pod 👏🏽
The beginning intro sounded like SpongeBob singing "Mr. Krabs I have an ideaaaaa"
Is that green gibby and shreks head? I love this podcast
Looking at a light always makes me sneeze lol
The fact I listened to this fuckin ep 4 times cause I always put it on before sleep.
The frame lines up perfectly with the time bar and I was like "why is the time bar all cracked?"
SPOTIFY ERIC!! I need to crash my car listening to this plz
Finally someone acknowledging the $6,400 stimulus adds. I get Oprah and doctor Phil AI lol
@cadendewey7042
7 ай бұрын
I get the exact ones soup said and im so happy uts not just me. Everyone i tried telling about it they had no clue
i'm chuggin some road soda to this one boys
15:03 I was taking a sip and spit from laughing 😭😭😭
Bro thank God they talk about the stimulus adds I thought I was the only one with scam ads everytime(they interrupt my nightly moon gooning)
Good to see the podcast on Ethan again
11:50 my dad made me watch Chucky when I was like 4 years old just to tell me that camera man never gets hurt and this isn’t real. Then went on to playing all the gtas from 1-5
47:08 lmaoooo ethan i say the same thing anytime I go into my 9-5, damn i should be some throwaway kicker in the NFL and make 10x more than I should by just kicking a ball around and not really contributing to anything
Them 46g protein core drinks hit DIFFERENT in the morning.
8:22 They actually had "Avon Hertz" as a character in GTA Online, he was the enemy in the Doomsday heists
Just when i needed yall
Ethan was mcnasty the whole time
12:07 There already is an entire series of Yakuza games made by Sega
Since this the last bit of the episode is golf related, when I was a kid I almost looney toons bonked an old man in the dome. My dad somehow acquired a set of old starter pack clubs and gave it to me one day. Instantly starting driving balls in the yard, and then I tried my best Happy Gilmore impression and slapped that ball into the shadow realm. Watching the ball come back down to earth was the most heart pounding shit ever, pleading with gravity that this ball didn't smoked that innocent bystander lol Haven't touched golf clubs since 💀😂
Doo channeling his Yoko vibes with this intro😂
I’m a hundred percent in on goons hockey talk. Y’all should react to spittin chicklets. Or at least check out some of the hot takes 😂
Listening to this podcast before bed made me have a dream about going to a hockey game but, for some reason it was a baseball game. My buddy was playing in the team. It went from watching a baseball game to all of a sudden people playing hockey on the same court. Then, me trying to go get beer and falling asleep in the lobby because they wouldn't serve me for some reason. I woke up in the lobby, they gave me a free beer. Then I go to my car, it would not turn over and at the end of the dream I woke up saying FUCK! 😂😂😂 lol such a vivid dream to what the fuc
Ethan definitely brings the podcast together
Looking at the light actually make you sneeze easier😅
I’ll be back, gotta rewatch last episode to catch myself up
I can't lie. I died laughing at work hearing the aglet in the pee hole thing because I genuinely have sounded with an aglet to see if it hurt🎉
Make Ethan the fifth goon. He's just as funny and entertaining as the rest of you
Good to know that yall haven't even uploaded on spotify yet since the 27th of November
Wanna watch now but I gotta save this for work tomorrow
I just bought a doo shaker bottle and a bottle of grandpas ashes tganks for the content guys
Best podcast to leave work too
When a Gsupps pitch turns into making a hockey movie lol
Certain sports teams hold public tryouts. Like the eagles. There was also a movie about that
Blarg I would gladly take that shirt, don’t toss it 🤣
Welcome back to the goons pyah, welcome back to the goons pyah
Should call the next goons flavor one ball.
44:35 this whole fucking bit DOES sound like an Adam Sandler movie. Movie should be called “the Zamboni boy”
GOON SESH STARTS NOW BOYS START GOONING
Blargs shirt goes hard 😂
Nothing better then rebuilding a car and listening to the goons
@MrRobertson45
7 ай бұрын
Nothing better then getting incredibly angry at your car and listening to the goons
@jaryn968
5 ай бұрын
@@MrRobertson45no cap, i’m slapping a bigger turbo on my truck listening to the goats
I love Ethan being the new guy in the bench when they need a backup. Yumi you SUCK! (snooch to the nooch)
I listen to these while going to bed
That was one of the introductions of all time
Question for blarg: you've talked about going to Michigan's lower peninsula quite a bit, but have you ever traveled to its upper peninsula?
I find looking at light when I need to sneeze helps me sneeze
Hey blarg, screen print places use vinegar to make the shirts more crisp and smell clean
looking at a light actually helps you sneeze, saying pineapple helps you stop it
I get the same ai ads and I live in SC. Maybe it’s just for us 😂
Those fair life protein shakes are fire
Theroy: someone between doo, blarg and mc nasty are having beef, bc they never can be in the same podcast
I sneeze with my eyes open. I also sometimes accidentally redirect my sneezes into painfully powerful coughs that make my throat hurt, as if It had been fucked by a horse.
The bar blarg was talking about is Sher Club it only costs $9000 a year and Drake founded it.
Welcome back to Florida Joker Podcast
Best podcast intro ever
Ethan is my favorite goon
Is McNasty checking if he has 2 balls
In Rockstar's defense Blarg, the last Vice City focused GTA game was Vice City Stories on the PSP back in 2006, so it's good to see it updated to modern standards, especially with how meme worthy some of Florida's gotten over the years.
Just hope this can release on all platforms quickly, especially since McNasty isn’t in the video so who knows how long it will take haha. I rely on having the podcast on apple podcasts because I’m working 10 hour shifts and can’t be bothered with KZread videos to listen to because it would destroy my battery and I don’t have KZread premium so I would have to have my videos playing in my pocket. So Spotify and Apple Podcasts it is, but the goons almost always upload their KZread content to these platforms consistently late by a few days to a few weeks. It’s not a big deal, just sucks I gotta wait to enjoy the latest episode of my favorite show. Anyways love the content and keep up the energy and see y’all next week!( I see that they did upload this podcast and last podcast on Thursday so my bad, but point stands somewhat haha)
I was doing a job at a therapist office that was located next door to a driving range one day. Stepped outside to smoke a cigarette, was standing next to our work truck when I hear a golf ball zip past my head and slap into the dirt at my feet. Definitely would’ve hospitalized me cause it was COOKIN