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  • @mattiasbrooks3255
    @mattiasbrooks32557 ай бұрын

    Good to see Ethan on the podcast again

  • @HolyBootsFS

    @HolyBootsFS

    7 ай бұрын

    Well, when mcnasty refuses to join up...

  • @CT5555_

    @CT5555_

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@HolyBootsFSor if he enters a diabetic coma from eating whole cakes.

  • @TheSecondBestOwen

    @TheSecondBestOwen

    7 ай бұрын

    He’s the only other guy who just kinda automatically feels like a member of the goons, though that’s probably because he’s Soup 2

  • @FearsomeMarioBros

    @FearsomeMarioBros

    7 ай бұрын

    Ethan is an honorary gooner

  • @simpli_histori

    @simpli_histori

    7 ай бұрын

    @@TheSecondBestOwenethan and yumi are honorary goons

  • @Oscarmite1
    @Oscarmite17 ай бұрын

    petition to have ethan be on these more often

  • @youngsandwich2792

    @youngsandwich2792

    7 ай бұрын

    goobl gobl one of us one of us

  • @nawf5ta469

    @nawf5ta469

    7 ай бұрын

    Fr, he became one of my favorites real fast

  • @lazagainer1067

    @lazagainer1067

    7 ай бұрын

    You got my vote

  • @johnnypletincks4612

    @johnnypletincks4612

    7 ай бұрын

    They should just make him a memeber. He’s already involved in most of soups stuff. What else he got going on ? 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

  • @surgevindictive

    @surgevindictive

    7 ай бұрын

    Signed

  • @BreezyD-tr8bd
    @BreezyD-tr8bd7 ай бұрын

    Nothing like drinking and moon gooning to the goons podcast going 60 over in a 130

  • @Boggersugar

    @Boggersugar

    7 ай бұрын

    Better hope you have your moongooning license on you

  • @cakeandmilk4526

    @cakeandmilk4526

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@Boggersugarhate to catch you with an unregistered buffalo skull

  • @justanotherdude_

    @justanotherdude_

    7 ай бұрын

    With a registered elk skull

  • @lesig1297

    @lesig1297

    7 ай бұрын

    I hope to god those numbers are in freedom units

  • @kayagorzan

    @kayagorzan

    7 ай бұрын

    Sir, is that buffalo blood I smell?

  • @CT5555_
    @CT5555_7 ай бұрын

    This intros musical accoutrement was made infinitely better by Ethan! All hail the background long-haired goons replacement for when McNasty dies of a heart attack.

  • @isaacdavis4337

    @isaacdavis4337

    7 ай бұрын

    Thats a big word

  • @dragginforce

    @dragginforce

    7 ай бұрын

    @@isaacdavis4337yeah thats too much brain power for a goons fan

  • @AriesZero

    @AriesZero

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@dragginforce he must be a fake

  • @CT5555_

    @CT5555_

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@AriesZeroand I felt kind of dumb because I left out a couple of commas....

  • @AriesZero

    @AriesZero

    7 ай бұрын

    @@CT5555_ hmm... all is forgiven

  • @LBFescape
    @LBFescape7 ай бұрын

    Blarg with the "this is what you asked for" thousand yard stare at the beginning is so good 😂

  • @MoxJet629

    @MoxJet629

    7 ай бұрын

    blarg is a big zero. He's not funny and adds nothing.

  • @AericX
    @AericX7 ай бұрын

    I would love it even more if yall keep uploading on spotify too

  • @amplifier3602

    @amplifier3602

    7 ай бұрын

    Ong

  • @pxncil4430

    @pxncil4430

    7 ай бұрын

    @@amplifier3602they laggin behind fr

  • @justanotherdude_
    @justanotherdude_7 ай бұрын

    As a person whos taking the most massive dump of my life after consuming granpas ashes this podcast will not help at all🔥🔥

  • @justanotherdude_

    @justanotherdude_

    7 ай бұрын

    Its sadly not green tho 😢

  • @shithead8762
    @shithead87627 ай бұрын

    Can't wait to see this uploaded onto Spotify in 2 weeks 🙃

  • @TriggerTappy.R6
    @TriggerTappy.R67 ай бұрын

    as a hockey player, i need a video of soup and ethan going to watch a game

  • @ANS88.
    @ANS88.7 ай бұрын

    The smell of vinegar is to prevent moths to eat on it while their in storage, it's also not very good for our skin so I'd recommend everybody to wash your newly bought clothes. Yes I'm fun at parties.

  • @LunasOnlyLover
    @LunasOnlyLover7 ай бұрын

    Mcnastys mom wants to be on the podcast one day from the way she was talking in that podcast episode

  • @bridanjones5397

    @bridanjones5397

    7 ай бұрын

    😂 they should get her when mcnasty cancels. Then not tell him beforehand

  • @LunasOnlyLover

    @LunasOnlyLover

    7 ай бұрын

    @@bridanjones5397 that would be amazing lmao

  • @The7Reaper
    @The7Reaper7 ай бұрын

    No Blarg, GTA is literally a parody of the US so it doesn't need to go anywhere but places across the US.

  • @jadenrobertson1263
    @jadenrobertson12637 ай бұрын

    Might as well make Ethan apart of the goons and friends 😂 #1 emergency contact when someone isn’t there🤣

  • @deadlyfoot
    @deadlyfoot7 ай бұрын

    IM SITTING ON A STUMP IN A FOREST AND MOONGOONING WHILE LISTENING TO THE GOONS PODCAST

  • @acar2995

    @acar2995

    7 ай бұрын

    Moongooning is good for the soul

  • @cameronbroussard2751
    @cameronbroussard27517 ай бұрын

    Can you all please reflect back on the time MCNASTY called Blarg's cousin "That bad, huh?" I was relistening to ep 38 at work and it had me on the floor in tears.

  • @beefage
    @beefage7 ай бұрын

    Panda and 407 need to be on the podcast!!

  • @Shaky11030

    @Shaky11030

    7 ай бұрын

    Bro that would be hilarious

  • @ThePurpleMark
    @ThePurpleMark7 ай бұрын

    Ethan as next official goon.

  • @MoxJet629

    @MoxJet629

    7 ай бұрын

    Way better than wet blanket blarg.

  • @sprngtm627

    @sprngtm627

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@MoxJet629no

  • @MoxJet629

    @MoxJet629

    7 ай бұрын

    @@sprngtm627 Yes.

  • @creamer115
    @creamer1157 ай бұрын

    Bouta smoke a rock to this boys❤

  • @acar2995

    @acar2995

    7 ай бұрын

    Now we got a party

  • @DrugWarVictim
    @DrugWarVictim7 ай бұрын

    Ethan replaces McNasty CONFIRMED?!?

  • @tessaschaecher
    @tessaschaecher7 ай бұрын

    I love how it went from talking about future GSupps stuff to low-key arms dealing 😂

  • @zogarmon
    @zogarmon7 ай бұрын

    Mario (the Romanian police) saving Princess Peach (trafficked women) from Bowser (Andrew Tate)

  • @BigZorich
    @BigZorich7 ай бұрын

    Always glad to see Ethan on here, he is absolutely hilarious 😂

  • @Pr.2104
    @Pr.21047 ай бұрын

    Crazy literally just watched y'alls last episode earlier today cleaning my yard and yet another in time for dinner 😂

  • @lisastovall9444
    @lisastovall944413 күн бұрын

    7:25 I had a dream that I was playing you laugh you spit water with dooo, blarg, soup and Ethan. Soup and Dooo were up and I was standing behind Ethan and Dooo said something HILARIOUS and I spit all over Ethan's back.

  • @someone9457
    @someone94577 ай бұрын

    My addiction to gooning just never stops growing each episode 😊

  • @dblueat4
    @dblueat47 ай бұрын

    Right as you guys were talking about the stupid ads i got a ad of dr. phil saying i need to be smart and take a $6000 check from the government 😂

  • @cloudyplacebo7456
    @cloudyplacebo74567 ай бұрын

    i feel like that intro is what you hear during a moon gooning sesh

  • @woody8577
    @woody85777 ай бұрын

    Well, thanks for helping end this hump day on a good note, boys!

  • @novathegreat3149
    @novathegreat31497 ай бұрын

    One of the best episodes actually no joke u got great sports stories😂

  • @acomicalname2674
    @acomicalname26747 ай бұрын

    This whole time we thought mcnasty was a different person but in reality Ethan is mcnasty’ alter ego

  • @Niosiva
    @Niosiva7 ай бұрын

    i looked down at my phone and looked up and blarg was staring deep into my soul, wonderful start

  • @crma.klutchin1376
    @crma.klutchin13767 ай бұрын

    “This nigga sent me snorkel” - our favorite gooner

  • @prodvasidmusic

    @prodvasidmusic

    3 ай бұрын

    who said that lmao

  • @crma.klutchin1376

    @crma.klutchin1376

    3 ай бұрын

    @@prodvasidmusic soup in a old fan mail video

  • @prodvasidmusic

    @prodvasidmusic

    3 ай бұрын

    @@crma.klutchin1376 do you know which one?

  • @crma.klutchin1376

    @crma.klutchin1376

    3 ай бұрын

    @@prodvasidmusic I’ve tried to find it and it be past but couldn’t so it’s probably been deleted

  • @prodvasidmusic

    @prodvasidmusic

    3 ай бұрын

    @@crma.klutchin1376 damn oh well lmao thanks for trying

  • @jacoba6434
    @jacoba64347 ай бұрын

    Love the podcast guys keep it up!

  • @Big_Boss2465
    @Big_Boss24657 ай бұрын

    I would love to see a Ethan and soup golfing video

  • @zakhorov6068
    @zakhorov60687 ай бұрын

    Looking at light is literally how I get my sneeze out quicker💀 Lil strat: look up, and look at light, you’ll sneeze.

  • @snydeemc2753
    @snydeemc27537 ай бұрын

    You would think blarg is jacked the way he talks about protein so much 😅

  • @wunchboxx7637
    @wunchboxx76377 ай бұрын

    I’ve had to watch the last three episodes three times this is all really a fever dream

  • @LeeroyDankin420
    @LeeroyDankin4207 ай бұрын

    Ethan is almost as regular as McNasty at this point 😂

  • @howdIgethere
    @howdIgethere7 ай бұрын

    That window crash sound by soup was so perfect 🤣🤣

  • @dancerforever8292
    @dancerforever82927 ай бұрын

    What a great ending to my night right before my gen chem 1 final exam which I have to do good on or I might fail the class! :) Thanks for ending it on a high note though!

  • @Mf-wolf
    @Mf-wolf7 ай бұрын

    Ethannnnn!!!! 🙌🏽😭 and idk why but blarg reminds me of the high functioning kid at highschool like the kinda squinty eyes 🤣 Love to see Ethan join the pod 👏🏽

  • @keithnewman8735
    @keithnewman87357 ай бұрын

    The beginning intro sounded like SpongeBob singing "Mr. Krabs I have an ideaaaaa"

  • @thefirstkfc1229
    @thefirstkfc12297 ай бұрын

    Is that green gibby and shreks head? I love this podcast

  • @rocco_420
    @rocco_4207 ай бұрын

    Looking at a light always makes me sneeze lol

  • @rc9wastaken965
    @rc9wastaken9657 ай бұрын

    The fact I listened to this fuckin ep 4 times cause I always put it on before sleep.

  • @_witchelm
    @_witchelm7 ай бұрын

    The frame lines up perfectly with the time bar and I was like "why is the time bar all cracked?"

  • @JacketMan
    @JacketMan7 ай бұрын

    SPOTIFY ERIC!! I need to crash my car listening to this plz

  • @sabcakes9771
    @sabcakes97717 ай бұрын

    Finally someone acknowledging the $6,400 stimulus adds. I get Oprah and doctor Phil AI lol

  • @cadendewey7042

    @cadendewey7042

    7 ай бұрын

    I get the exact ones soup said and im so happy uts not just me. Everyone i tried telling about it they had no clue

  • @maunk_3199
    @maunk_31997 ай бұрын

    i'm chuggin some road soda to this one boys

  • @KrayzLCK
    @KrayzLCK6 ай бұрын

    15:03 I was taking a sip and spit from laughing 😭😭😭

  • @justferfun2919
    @justferfun29197 ай бұрын

    Bro thank God they talk about the stimulus adds I thought I was the only one with scam ads everytime(they interrupt my nightly moon gooning)

  • @kenaigreek4955
    @kenaigreek49557 ай бұрын

    Good to see the podcast on Ethan again

  • @DoctorBubba55
    @DoctorBubba557 ай бұрын

    11:50 my dad made me watch Chucky when I was like 4 years old just to tell me that camera man never gets hurt and this isn’t real. Then went on to playing all the gtas from 1-5

  • @jacobstujenske3289
    @jacobstujenske32897 ай бұрын

    47:08 lmaoooo ethan i say the same thing anytime I go into my 9-5, damn i should be some throwaway kicker in the NFL and make 10x more than I should by just kicking a ball around and not really contributing to anything

  • @g_l_0_0_m55
    @g_l_0_0_m557 ай бұрын

    Them 46g protein core drinks hit DIFFERENT in the morning.

  • @jaakkot5440
    @jaakkot54407 ай бұрын

    8:22 They actually had "Avon Hertz" as a character in GTA Online, he was the enemy in the Doomsday heists

  • @jonahtrott4434
    @jonahtrott44347 ай бұрын

    Just when i needed yall

  • @senorstinkya
    @senorstinkya7 ай бұрын

    Ethan was mcnasty the whole time

  • @johnb5379
    @johnb53797 ай бұрын

    12:07 There already is an entire series of Yakuza games made by Sega

  • @TrashBoat11
    @TrashBoat117 ай бұрын

    Since this the last bit of the episode is golf related, when I was a kid I almost looney toons bonked an old man in the dome. My dad somehow acquired a set of old starter pack clubs and gave it to me one day. Instantly starting driving balls in the yard, and then I tried my best Happy Gilmore impression and slapped that ball into the shadow realm. Watching the ball come back down to earth was the most heart pounding shit ever, pleading with gravity that this ball didn't smoked that innocent bystander lol Haven't touched golf clubs since 💀😂

  • @QPSKII
    @QPSKII7 ай бұрын

    Doo channeling his Yoko vibes with this intro😂

  • @sifle
    @sifle7 ай бұрын

    I’m a hundred percent in on goons hockey talk. Y’all should react to spittin chicklets. Or at least check out some of the hot takes 😂

  • @kushkrop1632
    @kushkrop16326 ай бұрын

    Listening to this podcast before bed made me have a dream about going to a hockey game but, for some reason it was a baseball game. My buddy was playing in the team. It went from watching a baseball game to all of a sudden people playing hockey on the same court. Then, me trying to go get beer and falling asleep in the lobby because they wouldn't serve me for some reason. I woke up in the lobby, they gave me a free beer. Then I go to my car, it would not turn over and at the end of the dream I woke up saying FUCK! 😂😂😂 lol such a vivid dream to what the fuc

  • @PattyPoo2Cold
    @PattyPoo2Cold7 ай бұрын

    Ethan definitely brings the podcast together

  • @luciqu
    @luciqu6 ай бұрын

    Looking at the light actually make you sneeze easier😅

  • @seanhaggerty2228
    @seanhaggerty22287 ай бұрын

    I’ll be back, gotta rewatch last episode to catch myself up

  • @davidburns2347
    @davidburns23477 ай бұрын

    I can't lie. I died laughing at work hearing the aglet in the pee hole thing because I genuinely have sounded with an aglet to see if it hurt🎉

  • @E.Fleming9PS
    @E.Fleming9PS7 ай бұрын

    Make Ethan the fifth goon. He's just as funny and entertaining as the rest of you

  • @danimalspoptart
    @danimalspoptart7 ай бұрын

    Good to know that yall haven't even uploaded on spotify yet since the 27th of November

  • @apexgaming3927
    @apexgaming39277 ай бұрын

    Wanna watch now but I gotta save this for work tomorrow

  • @Filthycasual123
    @Filthycasual1237 ай бұрын

    I just bought a doo shaker bottle and a bottle of grandpas ashes tganks for the content guys

  • @entertainmentthing5971
    @entertainmentthing59717 ай бұрын

    Best podcast to leave work too

  • @labrynthrps3378
    @labrynthrps33787 ай бұрын

    When a Gsupps pitch turns into making a hockey movie lol

  • @sidlordoftheflames7318
    @sidlordoftheflames73187 ай бұрын

    Certain sports teams hold public tryouts. Like the eagles. There was also a movie about that

  • @Harryyydagoat
    @Harryyydagoat7 ай бұрын

    Blarg I would gladly take that shirt, don’t toss it 🤣

  • @bubba4725
    @bubba47257 ай бұрын

    Welcome back to the goons pyah, welcome back to the goons pyah

  • @jwasikowski1
    @jwasikowski17 ай бұрын

    Should call the next goons flavor one ball.

  • @notsmii7y
    @notsmii7y7 ай бұрын

    44:35 this whole fucking bit DOES sound like an Adam Sandler movie. Movie should be called “the Zamboni boy”

  • @Sachi2bad
    @Sachi2bad7 ай бұрын

    GOON SESH STARTS NOW BOYS START GOONING

  • @LitJr
    @LitJr7 ай бұрын

    Blargs shirt goes hard 😂

  • @MrRobertson45
    @MrRobertson457 ай бұрын

    Nothing better then rebuilding a car and listening to the goons

  • @MrRobertson45

    @MrRobertson45

    7 ай бұрын

    Nothing better then getting incredibly angry at your car and listening to the goons

  • @jaryn968

    @jaryn968

    5 ай бұрын

    @@MrRobertson45no cap, i’m slapping a bigger turbo on my truck listening to the goats

  • @rafaeldurban2034
    @rafaeldurban20347 ай бұрын

    I love Ethan being the new guy in the bench when they need a backup. Yumi you SUCK! (snooch to the nooch)

  • @jaycenyoung2378
    @jaycenyoung23787 ай бұрын

    I listen to these while going to bed

  • @irlbirdman1409
    @irlbirdman14097 ай бұрын

    That was one of the introductions of all time

  • @OrangeRoll
    @OrangeRoll7 ай бұрын

    Question for blarg: you've talked about going to Michigan's lower peninsula quite a bit, but have you ever traveled to its upper peninsula?

  • @The-Like-Button
    @The-Like-Button7 ай бұрын

    I find looking at light when I need to sneeze helps me sneeze

  • @chasebh89
    @chasebh897 ай бұрын

    Hey blarg, screen print places use vinegar to make the shirts more crisp and smell clean

  • @frozen_applejuice
    @frozen_applejuice7 ай бұрын

    looking at a light actually helps you sneeze, saying pineapple helps you stop it

  • @lindsaymrogers
    @lindsaymrogers7 ай бұрын

    I get the same ai ads and I live in SC. Maybe it’s just for us 😂

  • @dadaveman7774
    @dadaveman77747 ай бұрын

    Those fair life protein shakes are fire

  • @LeeVoolHM
    @LeeVoolHM7 ай бұрын

    Theroy: someone between doo, blarg and mc nasty are having beef, bc they never can be in the same podcast

  • @FaZekiller-qe3uf
    @FaZekiller-qe3uf7 ай бұрын

    I sneeze with my eyes open. I also sometimes accidentally redirect my sneezes into painfully powerful coughs that make my throat hurt, as if It had been fucked by a horse.

  • @JacketMan
    @JacketMan7 ай бұрын

    The bar blarg was talking about is Sher Club it only costs $9000 a year and Drake founded it.

  • @rtvtictaczac727
    @rtvtictaczac7277 ай бұрын

    Welcome back to Florida Joker Podcast

  • @bubba4725
    @bubba47257 ай бұрын

    Best podcast intro ever

  • @unclephil9889
    @unclephil98897 ай бұрын

    Ethan is my favorite goon

  • @Shadowkiller-dq2ju
    @Shadowkiller-dq2ju7 ай бұрын

    Is McNasty checking if he has 2 balls

  • @K4RN4GE911
    @K4RN4GE9117 ай бұрын

    In Rockstar's defense Blarg, the last Vice City focused GTA game was Vice City Stories on the PSP back in 2006, so it's good to see it updated to modern standards, especially with how meme worthy some of Florida's gotten over the years.

  • @TheDeathFireGaming
    @TheDeathFireGaming7 ай бұрын

    Just hope this can release on all platforms quickly, especially since McNasty isn’t in the video so who knows how long it will take haha. I rely on having the podcast on apple podcasts because I’m working 10 hour shifts and can’t be bothered with KZread videos to listen to because it would destroy my battery and I don’t have KZread premium so I would have to have my videos playing in my pocket. So Spotify and Apple Podcasts it is, but the goons almost always upload their KZread content to these platforms consistently late by a few days to a few weeks. It’s not a big deal, just sucks I gotta wait to enjoy the latest episode of my favorite show. Anyways love the content and keep up the energy and see y’all next week!( I see that they did upload this podcast and last podcast on Thursday so my bad, but point stands somewhat haha)

  • @Dumpsterdaddy
    @Dumpsterdaddy7 ай бұрын

    I was doing a job at a therapist office that was located next door to a driving range one day. Stepped outside to smoke a cigarette, was standing next to our work truck when I hear a golf ball zip past my head and slap into the dirt at my feet. Definitely would’ve hospitalized me cause it was COOKIN

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