I was afk for the first minute because Dexter my dog got on top of my lap to pet him and give him attention. That is why I made 5 probes in the start ^^

@PiGstarcraft

7 ай бұрын

haha Dexter handicap :P

@LARPing_Services_LLC

7 ай бұрын

Understandable. Much love, mate!

@Robothuck

7 ай бұрын

we love you florencio, never change

@Florenciosc2

7 ай бұрын

@@Robothuck Thanks fam. Much love!

@IXSigmaXI

7 ай бұрын

Flo you are a legend! please send a loss or two once in a while mate, I'm sure there are some funny ones!

Florencio is afk for half of the first 2min, while his opponent is rocking out at 300+ AMP.... Still Florencio manages to end up with more workers after that period. SCIENCE!

@loboling9188

7 ай бұрын

That early game Reaper that "escaped" from his base, returned and performed sabotage on his former comrades...

@anzyroadside2374

7 ай бұрын

Science is too strong. Flo gave the opponent a head start to give them hope.

@LyuboRyuk

7 ай бұрын

Magic!

@kyleg5141

7 ай бұрын

Protossed

Florencio is the combined embodiment of all 4 Chaos Gods. He’s a filthy entity of decay(Nurgle), relishing in the torture of his opponent(Slaanesh), making sure to commit maximum damage and bloodshed(Khorne) through a mystical and impossible to decipher series of acts and plans for his ultimate goals(Tzneech). He’s probably also Gork and Mork looking for a fight wherever a fight is or could be. Chaos distilled into one baileys-from-a-boot drinking, slime in your ears while your sleeping, food crumbs in your butter, dog pee in your shoe, mugged in an alley after a bad date MMR drain.

@M4RCi92

7 ай бұрын

He's also similar to the tyranids. No matter what you throw at him, he adapts and then kills you. He even stays after the game to collect all the biomass (=kill the rest of your army and buildings). And he also plays all the races, kinda like how the tyranids have so many different lifeforms.

First game was hilarious. It's pretty close to what i play as my build, cannon contain into tempest. And lo and behold, it followed the usual pattern. Terran sees tempest, terran must kill. Forget that a single medvac with four marines can kill the whoel toss eco, forget that you can build 2 CC's and SCV's for them before the tempests can even kill the first CC, even without repairs, forget everything and just keep trickling into firing range... It's like tempests hit a "terran tunnel vision" switch and its of to the races. Makes me wanna and play a bit, new tempest acceleration et all...

Tomohawkes brain really melted into a slurry in that one lol, fair play to him for being a good sport about it, and his indomitable comeback spirit was inspiring to see. I wonder if he mains zerg and forgot the difference in the price of nexus at the end there, although it was honestly futile either way.

It is always a good day when a new Florencio file drops

"This is the terrible opening, I love it." -that's what I loved for a change!

The Florencio files is the best thing on KZread. Thanks to you and if your watching, our dank sewer underlord

@Florenciosc2

7 ай бұрын

Much love redhairdavid ;)

Flo is a supernatural creature, thank you for commenting his replays!

The appropriate term for whats in sewers is "slurry", as slurry is a fertiliser made entirely from raw excrement.

@ZerglingLover

7 ай бұрын

sewer sludge works too

flo was obviously hitting his bong

haha he made the assimilator to get the probe out but it popped back inside the pylon wall and had to kill it anyway. the opponent made so many marauder's whyyy? I feel like an interference matrix and a couple vikings would win. would be cool if we saw some more losses tho so we can be surprised at the end thanks for the video PiG, ggs and lols

That second game was the best kind of dumpster fire.

Another fantastic episode of Flo-Files. We will see you next time.

You forgot to take the trash can out, so you run out in a sleepy stupor trying to make it to the curb before the truck comes. Suddenly *SQUISH*. A fresh steamy wet dog sh*t worms through your bare feet. You look down the street and notice the trash was aleady picked up. You trudge dejectedly, to wash the foot off with the hose. The hose wasnt attached properly so youre greeted with a nice cold spray of mist all over you in the morning. You also notice trash all over the yard becauae a raccoon got into the bag and ripped it open. You beg for a meteor to come crashing down, but know it wont come. You know deep down, this is only the beginning. Thats how it feels to play against Florencio.

Flo's parents never taught him that he shouldn't play with his food.

4:20 Florencio is the chaos god of slaanesh but if you cut away all the things a dark elder would'nt do

That second game was like watching mud wrestling

Sc2 has anxiety playing Florencio 😂 ... The absolute shaolin mermaid of sc2. He is one of a kind.

The second game was beautiful

Not one Cyber built until 9 minutes in. What an epic sewer game.

That cannon battle was amazing

Yeah. Weird game. But I like weird. One thing that could've made it weirder better is a dance-off between probes and stalkers at the end to determine the true master player.

3:40 "this reaper's doing a lot of damage." I mean, it denied mining time somewhat, but aside from that it literally did no damage.

In the words of Christian Slater's dad from the movie, 'Heathers'... "Masterful."

The Warhammer references 👌🏻

Fleabags, error is f2 army, but all the marauders should of been put to top right, and only anti air should be being built, and not sac 'in the Marauders, and then going across the map to attack wit he marauders, while he has anti air at home, and possibly expand top right wit ha cc. for a third base, since when someone techs up fast, typically their units are slow on map, especially protoss allowing you to easily expand elsewhere and out macro them, even when taking damage from them. Anything taht doesn't shoot up shouldn't of been used. Except maybe that first engagement for the pylons... but he should still split hte marauders off so he could possibly come from behind ot hit hte pylons or attack the opponents base. SEcond game: Strange that his tertiary nexus Tomahawke couldn't of been done better, meaning shield battery, cybernetics core... he had money, but was pumping zealots, I think, expanding north, or pylong into cannon into cybernetics core was possible, if he had gone probing and three cannons to eahc side of that base whiel building probes it would of given him plenty of tiem to even get a stargate, and later shield battery... kind of like Florencio last stand he had build a fortress. I htink the later player was worried in teh sense of game balance state, but never htink your ahead or behind in taht state, jsut keep playing dirty. A void ray would of caused some good choas, lol robitics to immortal also.. but typically ina dumpster fire, expanding everywhere is great.. protoss for recall... and zerg is cheap... and increases your larva, when queens are too expensive. meaning. Over expanding as zerg rarely punishes a player as it acts as a production faiclity.

Flo + Pro skills = Sewer World

Florencio... the boss of filthy.

Florencio, aka The Nurgle Protoss

I kind of wish Harstem would take a look at the first game for IODIS. Mothership Tempest imba? 🤣

This is art

there's Trying hard along with playing well and there's winning. Florencio is only interested in the latter. that and a little trolling/playing with your food to go with the win.

Fleabag continues making marauders in the fight against flo😂

@giuseppebonatici7169

7 ай бұрын

I believe that he was trying to predict a stalker transition after baiting too many vikings. like classic vs dark believe. 5 tempest to wreck havoc while dark overmakes corruptors, after the tempest felt, zerg didn't have enough ground to fight like 20 stalkers. he self-countered himself. i would argue that vikings are better counters to stalkers than marauders if you are force to make double reactor spaceport.

@TheMuffinman191

7 ай бұрын

@@giuseppebonatici7169 I think he was autopiloting the production. Flea had set up for a standard marauder heavy bio play vs a protoss he thinks screwed up his oracle into blink opener. Once the tempests hit he started building cyclones and vikings to counter, but not enough because of production setup for ground to ground. Thus he continued with his original plan. I agree on the thought of a ground switch after that though, except it wasn’t nearly as calculated as you describe. I think he was hard panicking and the idea slipped into the middle of figuring out the tempests and he just lost all focus.

@_Wai_Wai_

7 ай бұрын

@@TheMuffinman191 he ran out of resources because he used too much on marauders

@_Wai_Wai_

7 ай бұрын

@@giuseppebonatici7169 i mean, predicting a stalker transition, something that might have or might not come. By end of the fight, he had 5-6 marauders standing under the Tempests. You have to deal with the immediate threat first. But marines and landed Vikings could still have dealt with the stalkers. I think he just on auto pilot in his unit production.

@giuseppebonatici7169

7 ай бұрын

@@_Wai_Wai_exactly. it was an awful reaction. a reactor starport pumping Vikings would have solve everything before 5 or 6 tempests (or the amount needed to one shot vikings). after the one shot viking threshold, tempests + oracle or other form of vision give tempest a lot of range advantage making tempest potentially unsurmountable cost efficient.

Lmao second game was too funny

Flo with 69 APM beating a guy with 330 APM is too perfect

the reference you were looking for at 4:20 is mahoraga pig. you need to catch up on your animes

What a treat 😮😅😮

Episode #287 and i can't get enough !!

These Florencio files are certainly an experience like no other

This raises the questions, though: How many games does Florencio play and what do his losses look like? Are all of his games either weird like this or are half of them just his opponent swatting down his cheese?

@Florenciosc2

7 ай бұрын

You can check out my KZread Channel and get more insight.

His home brew stench so strong i can smell it from here. 😂 gg

Lol, sounds like you're narrating cricket.

The first game was kindof painful to watch. Sometimes I wonder how is it possible for Flo to play so poorly and still screw his opponents over..

Hi

@Florenciosc2

7 ай бұрын

Hi 😂

Would be better if he did this against people his rank

@Florenciosc2

7 ай бұрын

I do that's what's funny about it.

Real florencio viewers know he was hitting the bong in the opening. This game was live

@glados4765

7 ай бұрын

His dog jumped on his lap and florencio took those few minutes to pet the dog.

Is that platinium level ?

@Santisima_Trinidad

7 ай бұрын

Probably diamond, maybe low masters. It looks way worse because players just aren't used to dealing with florencios style of bullshit, and so they panic, forget there fundamentals, and thats what kills them. Or they don't panic, remember there fundamentals, but completely misread every situation because they have never been in them before and get cheesed to death. Which is also why flo is in diamond and masters on his various accounts, the lower level players lack the level of skill and situational awarness to ever stand up to his play, it's only higher level people who have a chance of being able to wade through and take the win, hence the MMR stabilising.

@_Wai_Wai_

7 ай бұрын

​@@Santisima_Trinidadthe fact that fleabag keeps making marauders

@Florenciosc2

7 ай бұрын

I'm in Diamond 2 with Random. Masters 1 with Protoss.

Yea.. and im still supposed to believe this counts as being balanced? Yea.. NO.

@quickdraw6893

7 ай бұрын

No faction in this game is imba enough to pull 5:1 losses without some major skill issue on the part of the 5

21:02 I think Pig is looking for the Chaos God Slaanesh (forgot the correct spelling).

@p_serdiuk

7 ай бұрын

or Khaine if it's Warhammer Fantasy

@anzyroadside2374

7 ай бұрын

​@@p_serdiukHe mentioned the Eldars and seeking pleasure through pain.

@p_serdiuk

7 ай бұрын

@@anzyroadside2374 Well Dark Eldar hate Slaanesh because they do all their nasty stuff to fill the void that is their soul because Slaanesh is constantly eating their souls. Though in reality there is little difference between the Slaaneshi cultists and Dark Elves/Eldar.

PvP is my least favorite match. Unless one of them is Florencio

why did he keep making marauders? makes no sense