“I am not involved in any of these stories”. Yeah Kelsey, sureeeee 😂

@Marcel_Glanzer-Unterscheider

4 жыл бұрын

Jaymi Benson 😂😂😂😂😂🤣

@johnursu

4 жыл бұрын

lolllll

@AgentB7

4 жыл бұрын

We all know the truth...

@markrice23

4 жыл бұрын

Post the Ferrari selfie 😆👍

@Axel-ki1nr

4 жыл бұрын

He was the one that went to the strip club

An ex-military friend of mine told me a story about one time he was flying in a freighter convoy. They had a fighter escort, but mostly as a deterrent since they weren't expecting a lot of trouble. So, naturally, most of the the rocket-jockeys decided to show off and poke fun at the massive cargo planes. Well, a cargo pilot decided to shut them up and transmitted "Oh, YEAH? Look what I can do!". Then the radio was silent for some time, until somebody asked "What did you do? I didn't see anything." The reply, "Well, I got up to stretch my legs, grabbed a cup of coffee from the galley, took a leak, and then sat back down in my nice comfy chair. Lots of leg room in this cockpit! All you schmucks crammed into your tiny little planes are soooo unlucky..." They sulked for the rest of the day.

@RuralTowner

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@vibinjackals6711

2 жыл бұрын

That’s genuinely funny and prolly serves them right

@RuralTowner

2 жыл бұрын

@@vibinjackals6711 For the long haul the jocks probably stuck with a catheter + bag. Watch those G's though lest your bladder get a "recharge" if no check valve.

@dotesondots

Жыл бұрын

Aaw, must be nice, but the fighter pilots can do such precise maneuvers and land on a dime on a carrier. female Navy vet. 😂😂😂😂

@canerguener8664

8 ай бұрын

This story is was my.

Here you go, I know a guy who retired from the US Navy after a career flying the old P3 Orion maritime patrol aircraft. It was during the cold war days, and he and his crew were assigned to fly a patrol route in the Indian Ocean looking for Soviet Submarines. The best case scenario was that this would be a 12 hour flight, and might be longer if they found something. Along the way they discovered that the ground crew had failed to restock the galley, and there was no food on the aircraft. So you had a bunch of young guys with nothing to do but endlessly fly over empty ocean, and work sensors looking for something that probably wasn't there, and think about how hungry they were. One of the crew casually said, "I wish we could stop for pizza." Long story short, the furthest point of the patrol route followed the coast of Australia just outside their territorial waters, so they contacted the unicom operator at Perth Australia, convinced them to order a pizza for delivery in 30 minutes. They then called Perth approach control, identified themselves as US Navy flight with their call sign, received clearance, and landed at Perth. They met the pizza guy, and paid with a credit card. Then, bold as can be, got departure clearance. As they were taking off, someone finally noticed the full combat load out of live torpedos under the wings. It seems that other nations get a little cranky about even friendly allied nations showing up packing that level of firepower without setting it up through diplomatic channels. The story ends with him and his flight deck crew in the wing commanders office being asked, "Do you have anything to say for yourself?" "We were hungry, sir." That, he says, is probably why he retired from the navy as a commander instead of a captian. 😆

@dotesondots

Жыл бұрын

What a great story, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Can we get Kelsey, Joe, and AirForceProud95 all in an aircraft and see how it goes 😂

@theuraniumfish2710

4 жыл бұрын

Joe gonna be the serious one and airforceproud95 honna be trolling

@spaghetti9845

4 жыл бұрын

does afproud do anything other than make clickbait fsx videos? does he actually fly?

@tannermuir632

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@FirstnameLastname77777

4 жыл бұрын

@@theuraniumfish2710 Kelsey's gonna be the moderator and the beer buddy

@Razer_-fe9mo

4 жыл бұрын

Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes

Confessions of a navy aircrew: I was an acoustic sensor operator in a navy P-3c in the early 90's. Our squadron was the only squadron back then with a female crew member. Now, the P-3 is a big plane (modeled off the Lockheed Electra), that has a galley, 2 bunk beds, and bathroom, in the rear of the fuselage. The thing is, the squadron's budget did not allow for the toilet to be used as the chemicals needed were too expensive. The only thing we could use if we had to go, was a large trash bag over the toilet, which we would have to tie up and carry with us until we landed, and a urinal, which was a tall but slender metal tube which was emptied upon landing. Since everything relating to flying back in those days was geared for male crews, our sole female crewmember had to get a little creative if she wanted to relief herself. On one training flight, where we were simulating torpedo runs, she had asked the pilot to give her a few minutes to use the bathroom before starting the next torpedo run. After about 5 minutes, the pilot called me on the radio and asked me if she had come out yet. I guess I must have not said "nah" clear enough, because to the pilot (so he claims) it sounded like a "yeah" and proceeded to dive down to 200 feet above sea level, which buffeted the plane severely, and after 20 seconds pulled a high speed, high angle break away. The poor girl stumbled out of the bathroom, flightsuit soaked, looking ready to kill someone.

@dxkaiyuan4177

4 жыл бұрын

wow the military has plenty of budget for nuclear warheads but not enough for a proper working toilet

@ITR933

3 жыл бұрын

Amazing story haha, thanks for sharing

@joelellis7035

3 жыл бұрын

@wrong The "drawdown" years.

@joelellis7035

3 жыл бұрын

@@dxkaiyuan4177 The military is all about the art of "improvisation".

@shorttimer874

3 жыл бұрын

My dad was combat camera with the B29s in Guam and Tinian. The only story I remember him telling was the custom was whoever used the toilet first, pretty much a bucket, had to clean it out after the plane got back from Japan. So it ended up with everyone straining to tough it out as long as possible, and as soon as someone gave in, the pilots had to crank up the trim as everyone rushed, well some had to crawl through the tunnel over the bomb bays, to the back of the plane. Every time I see some footage of B29s I always wonder if that was something dad shot.

Plot twist, this is all first person storytelling

@feldegast

4 жыл бұрын

which country did Kelsey get banned from? j/k great stories!

@AgentB7

4 жыл бұрын

About half I think.

@falsemcnuggethope

3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: Kelsey was a flight attendant before becoming a pilot

@BobbyGeneric145

3 жыл бұрын

I've been at an airline for 10 years and have 1% of this amount of stories, so they're definitely not firsthand.

@QwertyVirtualReality

3 жыл бұрын

It is tho...

Pilots: Hey, we saw you in a strip club! Flight Attendant: Hey, I saw you in a strip club, too!

@74gear

4 жыл бұрын

ya thats kind of how it would go down too!

@jimmym3352

4 жыл бұрын

So the question is do you stay and watch? And if you stay and watch do you tip?

@codered5431

4 жыл бұрын

Of course u watch and tip.

@Diegoromero2006

4 жыл бұрын

It would be disappointing if neither of the pilots got a lap dance...just saying

@jumpingjeffflash9946

3 жыл бұрын

I was meeting a friend at the Logan Airport/Hyatt hotel a few years ago when an aircrew was getting off a small van with luggage. Just woman after woman kept coming off in gray and purple outfits into the lobby. I was waiting for my friend in the lobby and heard these women speaking w/a foreign accent. I asked who they were and where from?? They were absolutely stunningly beautiful women from the now defunct Iceland based WOW airlines. Every one of them was a model in uniform. An hour later they emerged in civilian clothes to go out and hotter still. Stunning...just....stunningly hot Icelandic women.

Another one from me - I used to work with a girl who never washed her underwear or cleaned her shoes. There was no need. She sold them, used, on eBay. She was just taking advantage of a certain peculiar demand.

@StringerNews1

4 жыл бұрын

I hope she at least bathed... ...because selling bath water for profit is a thing too...

@joelellis7035

3 жыл бұрын

Probably not enough peculiar demand for me to jump in. Let's just say that I'm probably not qualified for that market.

@wdwerker

3 жыл бұрын

I was aware of the used panties market but shoes ? Dirty socks maybe, stripper shoes maybe but flight attendant shoes must be a fairly esoteric commodity. Used panties should be a trophy 🏆 personally collected...just sayin

@joelellis7035

3 жыл бұрын

@@wdwerker peoples got foot fetishes. Don't ask me why.

@voornaam3191

3 жыл бұрын

All they need is the smell that she leaves, and to lo-ho-ho-ho-hove her... Why they call that an evergreen?

The best FO you can ever ask for... Would be Kelsey.

@74gear

4 жыл бұрын

🤣 thanks very sweet of you Wanda!

@DorianTMChannel

4 жыл бұрын

@@74gear It's true

@DorianTMChannel

4 жыл бұрын

@@74gear It's true

@draarandom475

4 жыл бұрын

DorianTM ohhhhhhh aaaanahaaaaaaa

@FollowFunk

4 жыл бұрын

@@74gear Sorry to comment completely unrelated, Im just trying to get my suggestion seen: Could you do a video about the recent Boeing 737 max 8 crashes? Perhaps, legally, ethically, or for your careers-sake you can't say anything condemning of certain companies but I found the whole situation outrageous and would love to hear your thoughts cause I love your vids!

I love the editor movies cut scenes 😂😆

@74gear

4 жыл бұрын

thanks sage, sometimes those are the hardest part of my videos

"coming up" is my favorite part of these videos

Kelsey: "and she'd become the premier stripper for that night, but I don't really know all how this stuff really works..." Viewers: Riiiiiiight....

@chedelirio6984

3 жыл бұрын

Lingo note: it's called "Feature(d)" dancer

@Stant123

3 жыл бұрын

Can confirm, I did say "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight."

While being a crew chief in the Air Force, we have quite a few stories. One of my fellow crew chiefs told the story of one of his trips TDY overseas. They landed in a country where there were nude beaches. The flight crew, a male pilot and a female copilot, advised the ground crew the beach was off limits. Once the after flight inspection was completed, and they got to their hotel, they decided to hit the beach in the nude. While walking down the beach, they ran into the flight crew, also in the nude. Nothing was said, and the subject was not brought up again during the trip.

@matmay

2 жыл бұрын

The Land of the free doesn't have nude beaches?

I just had my private pilot checkride yesterday and got my PPL at 17! Tha k you for all the aviation tips you've given. Its always funny seeing your videos. Keep up the good work!

@andrewholmquist7478

4 жыл бұрын

How long did it take and cost?

@mr_sowong9464

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrewholmquist7478 yes

@Twinjeremy

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrewholmquist7478 im sure mom and dad paid for it anyways

@liammay7756

3 жыл бұрын

1 nobody's impressed 2 you're too young to be watching this video. Kthxbyeeeeeee!

@jasomkovac9115

3 жыл бұрын

Good job.

I knew it 747 pilots are party animal's... thumbs up stay awesome.

@74gear

4 жыл бұрын

😂 thanks Robert, glad you are enjoying the videos!

@tazzie165

4 жыл бұрын

They like there humps, my humps my humps my humps.

@PianoKwanMan

4 жыл бұрын

Joe, Kelsey. Check

@abankhan732

3 жыл бұрын

@@74gear Kelsey I have a flight on Etihad airways I hope you can fly it as the FO or captain

@Formula1st

3 жыл бұрын

@@abankhan732 do Etihad have 747’s?

I clicked on this video faster than the speed of light because this cockpit confessions thing you go going is pretty funny and interesting

@74gear

4 жыл бұрын

glad to hear it thanks Aviators!

Here for the tea!! 🙌🏾 Edit: that last captain and the one in the lambo...bruhhhh. Also, that flight attendant and part time stripper is a legend!!! 🙌🏾🙌🏾😂😂😂

@74gear

4 жыл бұрын

😂 glad you are liking the stories Genevieve!

@jjohnsengraciesmom

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe should not have been fired, just suspended. It's a teaching moment.

@joesterling4299

3 жыл бұрын

@@daremixman5919 The Lambo story is different from the story about the captain locked into a car in the cargo hold. The reason it's confusing is that our host made it seem at the beginning that a Lambo was involved in both of them. Mentioning Ferrari took me by surprise as well.

@lovecandyshop

3 жыл бұрын

@@daremixman5919 from what i understood kelsey transported a lambo in HIS plane and since he posted about it another FO contacted him and told him the story of how that person's captain got stuck in a ferrari

You might as well replace your "coming up" with "daddy's home" in this particular series.

@denisdeari1

4 жыл бұрын

Haha would be hilarious

I'm surprised they let the pilot post bail, he was obviously a flight risk.

@74gear

4 жыл бұрын

ya well maybe the FO really wanted to get home 😂

@deeanna8448

4 жыл бұрын

I see what you did there!

@JonathanLit

3 жыл бұрын

Ba Da Dum!

@jimarcher5255

3 жыл бұрын

It’s is expected that the bail money will be forfeited

@robertsantiago953

3 жыл бұрын

I dont think you can call in sick collect from jail LOL

I’m a frequent flyer for work, I love your stories, please keep doing the series of Cockpit Confessional.

@chrisandrew7577

Жыл бұрын

Next episode is two pilots talking about your erratic behavior with video proof Jk

@EM.1

Жыл бұрын

@@chrisandrew7577 😂 I'm going to tell you my 2 secrets: 1-I fight the sleep during while the aircraft it's still on the ground, I love watching "ramp people" doing their work. I like feeling the pressure on the take off run and the sound of the jet enginees, once leveled I try to work but I end up sleeping during the entire flight. Weather conditions can't wake me up from sleeping. 2-I sit only on the window seat, if I'm awake I take pictures of dusk, dawn, cities lights during the night, clouds or others airplanes if there is sunlight. Idrink only tomato juice, no salt no pepper, just tomato juice. BONUS: I'm afraid of of turboprops engines, it's completly irrationa,l but in my mind, the blades are so fragile and slow that they can't keep the airplane airborne and the airplaine willsurely crash. I have flown multiple times on turboprop and they never crashed, but I still don't trust the thrust.

I used to crew for Air France back in the day. OMG. Fun! One of the milder stories, we had a lady somehow sneak a live Chicken on. She was taking it to a family member as a gift 😀 OF COURSE the chicken got loose! It ended up sitting on the Captains lap. Just fell hook, line & sinker for Capt. Mac. I wonder if there is a statute of limitations on some of the wilder episodes. NOT that I was EVER involved 😉

Sounds like someone is having some 'wild and crazy' times. Another good video. Thanks Kelsey.

Love the new production level and the stories. You’re a great story teller and have a fresh, positive delivery even after years of watching your stuff

I absolutely love this channel! You never know what to expect, other than good times! Great work, Kelsey, keep the blue side up!

Thank you so much for these videos. I stumbled across this on KZread tonight and I probably watched two hours or more worth of content. I’m really looking forward to watching the rest of them. I have so many questions and this is really interesting. Thanks again. Keep up the good work.

@74gear

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks Doug glad you like them 👍🏻

LOL Love these stories Kelsey! Soo funny! Keep it up - I used to work on cruise ships so completely understand what happens when you are in port (or another country) as a crew member. Your stories all resonate...

I never really watched your videos as much as the others, but you finally won me over with cockpit confessionals. I like this new angle.

Keep the stories coming! Crazy!

I love your videos. You have such a great channel. This man is a real blessing to hear , watch & learn from.

I'm loving these cockpit confession stories! Reminds me of old Army stories. Like the time this guy came back from the NCO club blackout drunk and pissed in his wall locker, or the dude that went downtown, got blackout drunk and woke up naked in a dumpster - noticing a pattern? The best stupid people stunt stories are fueled by alcohol...

Love the crazy stories. Thanks for sharing them.

Now that was interesting Kelsey, I smiled all the way through it, thanks as always, I look forward to your next post.

Love it Kelsey ! Man that Ferrari one was the biggest screw up ever 😂

Things I learned today - pilots and strip clubs are not a good combination

Always enjoy your channel! Thanks Kelsey for sharing your travels with us!

Been subscribed for ages but only just discovered Cockpit Confessionals. I'll never look at crews in quite the same way now. Thanks Kelsey.

I'm liking these new series-es. Confessions, Pilot plays games. And of course the best one Hollywood vs Reality

@74gear

4 жыл бұрын

well thats awesome SF, I am working on another series. but I haven't been able to get it to come together quite yet!

@verodg7833

4 жыл бұрын

S F and the aviation memes!

@codered5431

4 жыл бұрын

74 gear. Love your videos. Man id love go on a 747 flight deck. I want to fly so bad

@feldegast

4 жыл бұрын

When I was 10 (late '80s) I got to go up to the flight deck of a 747, got to have a look around, was shown what a few of the instruments were for etc and watch the sunset from the cockpit it was great

@feldegast

4 жыл бұрын

in the late '80s, I was flying internationally on a 747 and was allowed to go up to the flight deck I was 9 or 10 at the time, a few of the gauges and dials (no screens back then) were explained to me and I watched the sunset from the cockpit, was very cool :)

_"Do it for the gram"_ somehow has a whole different meaning for Europeans using the metric system xd

@eliorahg

4 жыл бұрын

This is what I thought also.

@senorpepper3405

3 жыл бұрын

I'm American. we use 28 grams in an ounce. 16 ounces in a pound. so grams could mean something that actually goes good with strip clubs here also👍 if that's what you were talkin about.

@RaoulThomas007

3 жыл бұрын

I was putting the gram together with the stripper...

@NovejSpeed3

3 жыл бұрын

Ha! Sign this guy up for dad jokes.

@douggodsoe

3 жыл бұрын

Too obvious.

I love the clips you put in most of your videos! Thanks for sharing these! - mike from Philly

Kelsey your stories are awesome and your knowledge is great! Love your videos!!

That last story is why us strip club bouncers always walk the ladies out to their cars/cabs/rides, and make sure they are safely going down the road when their shift is over. They have to put up with enough crap inside the club, so there's no reason for them to put up with it out of the club as well. They pay us well for this, but we'd happily do it for free if it means no one gets hurt.

@herranton

3 жыл бұрын

We had one girl that lived a block and a half away. She would always bitch about having someone walk her home because she didn't want to wait. She tried to sneak out all the time. I was grabbing some food at a restaurant near her condo when I saw some dude trying to drag her to his car her after she had tried to walk home alone. She never did that again.

@gobdeep

3 жыл бұрын

I used to be an NOPD officer assigned to the French Quarter. We would make a pass down Bourbon Street early in the morning for this very reason. Every once in a while we would find a bouncer flagging us down because of some drunk and unruly tourist trying to hook up with a stripper who dealt with enough crap all night.

@treeguyable

3 жыл бұрын

Been with 2 very hot topless dancers, all you have to do is play thier game. Be nice, they will be surprised, and see you for a little while. Not much" romance", but who cares, as long as you get some.

The memes were hilarious. The stories were pretty damn funny too! 😉

Love all these videos. Favorite channel on KZread hands down!

Love the channel and the stories!

Love the cutaways & references!! 😆

@74gear

4 жыл бұрын

really glad you enjoy them sometimes they're the hardest part of the video!

@adriannagibson_

2 жыл бұрын

@@74gear As a video editor, I can relate to your pain, Kelsey. Keep up the great work. 👍✈️

Enjoyable video... Note: You always look well rested. When I fly my monthly round trip flight LAX-JFK I'm totally beat up. Don't drink alcohol or take anything.

@74gear

4 жыл бұрын

sometimes I am rested, sometimes I am not but same I try to take care of myself for sure

@BaldwinBay

4 жыл бұрын

@@74gear Appreciate your response! Stay healthy and strong!✈️

Kelsey, I like watching your uploads, partly because you seem like such a genuinely nice person. You have such a genuine way of expressing yourself.

Kelsey, Thank you for these videos! Love your channel I am a big 747 fan. I first flew in a 747 as a child and that memory stuck with me.

You're living my dream my friend. I always wanted to be a pilot for airline. But I woke up last night, and realized I'm 36 and the only experience I have is a few hundred hours on MFS

@AviationWithAbrar

Жыл бұрын

never too late to start mate

@BernoullisBiggestFan

Жыл бұрын

My coworkers dad started flying at 37, now he’s 60 making 500k a year flying private jets for 1%ers. Never too late

@QuickSqueeze

Жыл бұрын

@@BernoullisBiggestFan that's awesome

This reminds me of an old bestseller: Coffee, Tea, or Me! A hilarious take on the days when flight attendants' career ended once they got married!

Always so interesting, love the stories!

You got great stories I love this channel.

1:03 I like how you insert these clips into your stories 😀

@74 Gear, All good pilot stories start with "There I was,..."

your stories are entertaining, your a great story teller, its an art

I love all your videos, thanks man

Ok Kelsey, you'll like this. I was telling my bf the story of the captain stuck in the car, which is funny, but I felt badly for the first officer who was put in that situation. So my bf says "well, how come you're allowed to fly alone" and I responded "I can fly alone because the plane I fly weighs less than my car. The cockpit of a huge jet has way too much going on to expect one pilot to have to deal with everything during critical phases of flight like takeoff and landing." So...my bf replied..."Isn't there just like, a 'land' button?" ... Now, I know what you must be thinking: how embarrassing that there's just been a "land" button this WHOLE TIME! Don't feel too bad. I haven't found it yet either. P.S., in case you couldn't tell, my bf is not a pilot.

@Shirley36

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaha that's great 😂

@CurmudgeonExtraordinaire

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, there's a "land button"... It's the one that shuts down the engines... You press it and you WILL be "landing"... :)

@sazzy6264

2 жыл бұрын

@@CurmudgeonExtraordinaire also known as the "piss my pants", or PMP Button...

@CurmudgeonExtraordinaire

2 жыл бұрын

@@sazzy6264 -- Nothing quite so loud as the sound of the engine stopping while in flight... Especially when you only have 1 engine... I suspect that it is even louder if you are in a helicopter... :)

I was out walking my dogs and almost missed this notification! The horror! How do we send you memes for the next aviation memes video? I sent one to your Instagram a while back but I know you said you don't check DMs

@74gear

4 жыл бұрын

on IG, I am actually working on editing Meme 4 later today 🤫

A new video from 74 Gear! My day is complete!

@74gear

4 жыл бұрын

happy to hear you like them Zan

Finding your channel was my best xmas gift this year,so awesome!! Thanks!!

@74gear

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you Paddy glad you’re enjoying it

Have you ever encountered a passenger having a panic attack mid flight? That is one of my fears of flying, having a panic attack and not being able to stop. 😰

confession: as an aircraft mech, the hardest part of the job is having to refill those chemtrail tanks all of the time 😒

@RustyOpel

4 жыл бұрын

LOL! TY for that; I needed a laugh tonight.

@mermason2746

4 жыл бұрын

Really?😶

@user2C47

4 жыл бұрын

Are you a farmer with a cropduster? Commercial aircraft have no chemtrail sprayers. Chemtrails are the result of additives to the fuel.

@coadergrosse8696

4 жыл бұрын

@@user2C47 wow, you completely missed the joke

@BStrambo

4 жыл бұрын

@@user2C47 Good, that's what "they" want you to think.

I think this is my favorite series on this channel lol! Looking forward to the next episode

Excellent video, I always enjoy your vids! Keep them...coming up... :)

nice content

@74gear

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks Mister, I hope you enjoy it!

@joshstorm2048

3 жыл бұрын

Celsey I love you so much please give me a shout out 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏😘😘😘😘😊😊😊🤗🤗🤣🤣🤣

Love these episodes You go kelsey Make a second channel ( 74 EXOTIC) 😂😂😂😂

Love the video Kelsey! Cant wait for the next Confessionals

I’ve been binge watching this guy for days. This man has not blinked once.

@MrDutchjohn

3 жыл бұрын

lol

Plot Twist : All these confessions are about Kelsey 😂

@Dr.K.Wette_BE

4 жыл бұрын

What ? He's a stripper ? 😲

@SF-li9kh

4 жыл бұрын

Who knows. He could go by 'Magic Mike' in some state 😛

@SF-li9kh

4 жыл бұрын

I'm kidding btw. Not being mean

@74gear

4 жыл бұрын

flight school wasn't going to pay for itself!! 🤣

@74gear

4 жыл бұрын

🤣 I wish my life was this exciting to have all these stories, maybe when I am an old man they will turn into my layover stories

Kelsey, your Spanish yesterday on IG was muy bueno.

@74gear

4 жыл бұрын

😂 thanks thats very kind of you beach!

Love these stories, and love the small movie clips. Keep it happening! :) :)

Hi Kelsey, these stories and the "Hollywood vs Reality" ones are my favorites.

6:20 God love tiffany's heart. ❤ lol

What airline does "Tiffany" work at, I got my $5's and $10's ready 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@74gear

4 жыл бұрын

😂 now that I can't say Cheech

@MikeBrown-ex9nh

3 жыл бұрын

I would have guessed Hooters if they hadn't gone out of business.

I love the random funny clips that you put in the video as you tell the story xD

These stories are phenomenal!

"Comin' up!" ☺

@74gear

4 жыл бұрын

glad you like my phrase Rael!

@rael_esguerra1997

4 жыл бұрын

@@74gear I dont like it sir, I love it! Please keep making videos and always fly safe future 74 captain Kelsey! ☺

@feldegast

4 жыл бұрын

@@74gear it's not just the phrase it's the delivery

@feldegast

4 жыл бұрын

@@74gear it's not just the phrase it's the delivery too

Love these series that you do Capt. Kelsey ! #74Crew

@eatsleepdronerepeat2301

4 жыл бұрын

He is a first officer, not captain

@monishronald3377

4 жыл бұрын

@@eatsleepdronerepeat2301 doesn't make a difference. All Pilots can be called Captains in lay terms. 😊

@74gear

4 жыл бұрын

Matas... in a lot of countries in the world people refer to pilots as Capt... and I am authorized as a cruise relief captain sooooo 🤷‍♂️ And glad you enjoy the series Monish!

LMAO!!!These cockpit confessionals are quickly becoming addictive to listen to. By the way that First Officer was truly a friend in deed bailing his Captain out of jail.

Love it, Thanks Kelsey

Moral: If you're flying the next day, boozing it up and throwing TVs out the windows may not be the best ideas....and leave the strippers alone. Also hard to resist the urge to feel what it is like to sit behind the wheel in that $$$$ auto. Great job on the vid, Kelsey.

I'm curious how the captain climbed into a Lamborghini, but got trapped in a Ferrari.

@alexgallagher4594

3 жыл бұрын

Laboferrari

@ApartmentKing66

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I noticed that too. The Lambo suddenly became a Ferrari.

@dirtcop11

3 жыл бұрын

They all look alike to non-Italians.

@asylumskp4391

2 жыл бұрын

@@dirtcop11 Dawg that's racist to cars please be more considerate

You are my favourite KZread channel keep up the great work Kelsey!

I've watched this like four times, I don't know why this is so funny 😂😂😂

12:13 - I've dated a stripper lol. Waiting for the strippers outside is a bad idea. I used to pick her up all the time and saw just how seriously they took guys who waited outside the club to talk to the girls. They had security escort them to their rides and were always watching for creepers. Some guys try doing some pretty messed up stuff. Generally it's guys who think they should get more for what they spent. It really is a sketchy situation when you think about it.

One time i was flying. The captain made his typical "we'll be cruising" speech. Then he puts the microphone down, but forgot to turn it off. He turns to his FO and say "right now I could go for a BJ and a cup of coffee." The stewardess, hearing this, goes running up to the cockpit. Then somebody says "hey hun! Don't forget the coffee!"

@VanquishedAgain

2 жыл бұрын

lol. Just watched that movie

@davecrupel2817

2 жыл бұрын

@@VanquishedAgain One of my alltime favorites. Lol

Love your editing ❤️

Great video Kelsey i enjoyed watching it

@74gear

4 жыл бұрын

Appreciate it very much Mark

"Daddy's home!" is still my favourite :D

@wandat7275

4 жыл бұрын

Every Sunday!

@74gear

4 жыл бұрын

I sent a picture of your comment to one of the FAs who I said that to 😂

@anonymxs._7570

4 жыл бұрын

@@74gear I appreciate your afford. :-)

Hey Kelsey last time I was this early I was on holiday 🤣✈🏖

@74gear

4 жыл бұрын

well look at you go Julie, glad you made it here!

@julzb7165

4 жыл бұрын

@@74gear 🤣🤣 Daddy's home..Thanks 😊

Your movie cutaways are priceless!

Thanks Kelsey for your video's. Makes our lockdown here in The Netherland a little les boring. Thake up the Good work!

“I did it for the gram” 😂

I thought the a "Tiffany" story would end up as her being a lady of the night. Though it did turn out better then expected

Great stories Kelsey

It’s so cool when you say : coming up!

I could watch the part 1 and 2 of this video , because nobody knows to speak english in my house , so they don't understand anything what i watch in english!😁😁

@74gear

4 жыл бұрын

😂 well I guess that makes it easier then huh?

@davidasilva8649

4 жыл бұрын

@@74gear , absolutely😂😂

Not sure everyone who were cringing after watching the flight attendant vomiting felt any better when she told them she had the flu. lol

Oh my sides 😅 Keep up the good work Kelsey, you make my day!

Amazing. You are awesome Kelsey!