Can they just make Alex a permanent addition at this point

@raforther

13 күн бұрын

Addition*

@DropTheForkNow

13 күн бұрын

@@raforther Oof my bad

@burieddagger8064

12 күн бұрын

I kinda like the rotation thing they've got going, especially with the tactical deployment of Hesse and the seeking derangements people for reporting on Gay City

I miss matt :(

@JoeSims1776

13 күн бұрын

The world will never be the same

@WoahGeeWow

13 күн бұрын

Me too, brother. He would’ve loved the William Jennings Bryan riff. He’ll be back one day.

@jm6406

13 күн бұрын

Yeah idk why they did that to him

@bitteralmonds666

13 күн бұрын

The PENUMA did not take 🙈💦

@510SPINESPLITTA

13 күн бұрын

I don’t care how long it takes. I want Matt to fully rest and recover until he feels like he is ready.

Evo Morales’ haircut is the same as the LEGO Luke Skywalker hair piece from 1999

I appreciate Felix's restraint in not data dumping when asked why the Navy wants hypersonic missiles but making sure to pronounce it seawiz

This week on America is Broken... haircuts.

God, Felix is so funny.

Anton Chigurh, total alpha hitman, bowl cut.

El Camino means the road. It came out a year after the similar Ford Ranchero, which was slang for a farm worker.

Wake up, babes. Early drop

@Joeljaboy

13 күн бұрын

thanks babe

@brentoncarter4275

13 күн бұрын

Let the Andrenachrome flow

@JoeSims1776

13 күн бұрын

It’s pretty late here on Epstein island

@6idangle

13 күн бұрын

Chapo fans in the West Bank got the jump on us though, think about that.

@lukeguilfoyle2425

13 күн бұрын

@@brentoncarter4275I’d just finished my third child sacrifice for this morning when I got the notification of new Chapo on my phone. Praise Satan!

Alex Nichols is my big tall dad. :) -sent from my ipad

The Ted Lasso navy

@slickstufneatstuf

13 күн бұрын

The Will Sasso army

@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw

12 күн бұрын

Fred Armysen was right there... Anyway, Parks and Force Recon.

My Soulja Boy console just arrived! Thank you US Navy! Thamk you from Poland.

Refusing to eat Broccoli in solidarity with Edgars.

Woke up at 4:30 AM. Feels like it’s lunchtime even though it’s only 8:40 AM.

@Mannydamon

12 күн бұрын

Do you have an edgar?

@post-centrist666

12 күн бұрын

@@Mannydamon Like the Latino High Fade Bowl Haircut?

Once I hear something is “sparking outrage across Texas,” I’m immediately onboard, no context needed or wanted.

@geodav5700

10 күн бұрын

Smaller meals???

OH the vulcan/romulan haircut

Edgars with the hard R.

@berdyderg900

12 күн бұрын

?

The Edgar on a white guy aka the Dylan roof

Felix is wrong, under UCC Article 2 (which governs the sale of moveable goods) the perfect tender rule is still recognized - at least that is what the bar exam assumes I am gay

U$A: Tries to pass half a trillion dollar military budget. Still can't take over the M1ddle 3ast and the Red Sea. Womp womp

@AdrianCarroll-fj5ce

13 күн бұрын

There's a lot of short term money in disfunction and failure. Every aspect of the US functions like this now.

@taxirob2248

13 күн бұрын

That's because they are averse to taking anything over (officially.) It's all about public-private partnerships, remember?

@hansjuker8296

11 күн бұрын

And as everything becomes more "diverse" it turns to utter shit. Like the military for instance!

PAVEMENT PLAYED ON TRANSITION ✨️

The USS Dwight D. Eisenhower is a Nimitz class aircraft carrier. The crew complement is ~3,532 with an additional ~2,480 in the air-wing. That's a total of ~6,012. 15 to 18 crew members birthday will fall on any given day. Why one 19 year old rating gets publicised eludes me. Maybe he's a really neat E2 ?

@jacobs2099

12 күн бұрын

Probably got the most boot sailor they could. Too boot to know better yet.

@Luminousreign

10 күн бұрын

They make you pay to leave your car, but they will send your mom a social media post about you recieving a cookie... which has to be some kind of sick joke. Did you want the cookie? could everybody possibly hate you more lol

went to school with like 30 edgars, insane i am just now hearing about the edgar pandemic

I never thought the navy would get gayer than when i was in but they somehow succeeded and made it even worse somehow

Everyone knows you give a sailor orange sliceys and a Hi-C juice box. #nomorescurvy

Lived in Yemen for a year in early 2000s. Khat was good times with my friends there.

Weird that they keep using the phrase “happen to have” implying coincidence in defense of the ban

@hansjuker8296

11 күн бұрын

Obviously businesses are losing money. So F the Edgar's and if they're all brown oh well.

first minute i KNEW it was the Edgar before they said and i cackled out loud

There should be a Mexican restaurant called “El Wey.” 🧉🦄

@RisqueBrusque

13 күн бұрын

El Güey

I'm more of a 'Fluffy Edgar' fan.

looking at google images "edgar haircut", it seems they are so varied as to be practically uncategorizable. The only thing (mostly) in common between them is flat straight bangs on the forehead, but even that is variable

Can we also ban the Alpaca look now popular among teenagers?

@hemingshark327

13 күн бұрын

racist against white people are we now?

@fkrkf

13 күн бұрын

What's the alpaca cut?

@fredfuckstone914

13 күн бұрын

Keep your clippers away from The Tri-state Microphone

@bitteralmonds666

13 күн бұрын

@@fkrkf It’s the broccoli hair🧉🦄

@Luminousreign

13 күн бұрын

Ban All Hair.

its just a french crop tho?

Id love to see Alex with an edgar

@therealspiroagnew818

11 күн бұрын

Edgar Lowenaffchen

If the Edgar can be banned how did the mullet never get banned.😂

@bitteralmonds666

13 күн бұрын

Sooo many hockey fights on that hair alone is enough to qualify it as a war crime. ☠️💦

Ooooh a Joeys World Tour endorsement could put Biden over the top.

Never knew any Edgars growing up. Knew a couple Pedros though. And one creepy kid we were all certain was a Chigurh.

@akumakorgar

13 күн бұрын

I knew a guy wearing an Edgar suit

@ArgDu

10 күн бұрын

@akumarkorgar Sugar. In water. MORE.

The University of Sexas at San Antonio

Wassup my Kokiris

MacArthur was army, Felix.

Does Alex have a podcast or a channel or is he just the funniest person on earth without an actual job?

@saintbeau2779

7 күн бұрын

Chapo FYM baby

I think it is very funny that some poor boot is getting baited into asking the wrong guy for a cookie.

Where is my Joe Biden x One Piece collab

The only time i've seen an "edgar" i like is Capitan's edgar mullet thing in Cyberpunk 2077 its odd but it works really well

omg they got pavement in this one

@bitteralmonds666

13 күн бұрын

I would’ve also accepted Beck’s “Devil’s Haircut.” 🧉🦄👌🏽

we love lowenaffchen

23:40 Oh my God. This is how he became the bloodthirsty psycho who wanted to start a nuclear war in Korea.

Lowenaffchen killed it on this one

💪 Ansar Allah

Roman Optimus princeps Imperator Caesar Nerva Traianus Divi Nervae Filius Agustus had the Edgar haircut throughout his life and is immortalized in Roman sculpture with it. He was also born in Hispania which makes sense why it hit the Mexican American population so hard. It’s epigenetic memory passed from spainairds to the Mexican Indian.

@hansjuker8296

11 күн бұрын

Yeah! That's it! 😂😂😂

Lmao pura pienche takuache cuh

Lol I'm really looking forward to reading the eventual Wikipedia article, "the global munitions shortage of 2024-26," that illustrates the relative peace and calm of the world at that time because the global powers sought diplomatic solutions rather than attack each other and their interests

Edgar cutz do attract a certain personality- can’t really blame em

@hansjuker8296

11 күн бұрын

Yeah it's a flag they're flying.

What happened to Matt

@MapOfTheLost

11 күн бұрын

he had a stroke and is still recovering

@John-PaulHunt-pv6ol

8 күн бұрын

Land-ho boys. Get some action and relief before the next tour out to sea!

Felix has made that "This is why we don't have healthcare joke" in the last 4 episodes and those Star Wars jokes were rough. I miss Matt.

@cat_city2009

12 күн бұрын

We all do. It looks like he's making a recovery and live out his life in comfort with his family, but I have a strong feeling that his podcasting days are over.

@Agentsmiskatonic

12 күн бұрын

@cat_city2009 I'm glad he's getting better, and from the little bit I've seen, you're right about his podcasting career.

@OGAshton

12 күн бұрын

What happened to him?

@FionaOfMountLawley

12 күн бұрын

@@OGAshton Stroke.

@deathmagneto-soy

9 күн бұрын

@@OGAshton - They hit him with the Havana raygun.

"I'd trust you as far as I can throw your phone" I mean, I don't know what metric he would use for "far" but like the whole point of that fucking saying is that you would say that to like a fat guy or you would at least say something that was like, idk, fucking actually heavy? I don't want dementia president.

@Some_Average_Joe

12 күн бұрын

I don't trust you as far as I could tiddilywink you

@lamer6767

12 күн бұрын

hes threatening to throw the phone

@ArgDu

10 күн бұрын

Phone vs. berder, which represents the graver threat to our institutions? We need 5 round table discussions on this, running non stop on cable news until further notice.

Good morning

11:24

Vacant

I like that the racist guy is now saying “you’re ignorant”

@hansjuker8296

11 күн бұрын

Maybe they are...

They have that haircut because they think it makes them Aztec warriors. I say they share their fate.

@akumakorgar

11 күн бұрын

They get to join Huitzilopochtli in the afterlife and then reincarnate as monarch butterflies and hummingbirds?

Alex is definitely not the future of Chapo.

I love this show. 🙌🏼🤍