Fixing the WORST Hearthstone cards of all time!

MartianBuu tries to fix some of the worst Hearthstone cards ever!
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  • @wavelink1744
    @wavelink174415 күн бұрын

    The absolute HUBRIS of believing that you can improve upon the perfection that is Gruul

  • @CountFab

    @CountFab

    15 күн бұрын

    He needs to make them playable for the commoners, not everybody can understand the power of the GOD CARDS.

  • @murlocaggrob2192
    @murlocaggrob219215 күн бұрын

    Dr. Boom's Scheme never was going to shuffle in bombs. That was just a rumour started from people speculating why it was so awful. In a Q&A, Dean Ayala said its original design was what Hagatha's Scheme does now, but they thought Warrior had too much board clear so they moved the effect to Shaman at the last minute.

  • @NN-cr6gx

    @NN-cr6gx

    15 күн бұрын

    Then what did Shaman do?! Shaman shuffled bombs!?

  • @Sebastianabc-if2gn

    @Sebastianabc-if2gn

    15 күн бұрын

    ​​@@NN-cr6gx summon (1) 0/1 Frog. Upgrades each turn.

  • @popeneiad7968

    @popeneiad7968

    15 күн бұрын

    @@NN-cr6gxprobably some 3 mana spell that evolved your board

  • @NeedForMotivationn

    @NeedForMotivationn

    15 күн бұрын

    Hagatha's scheme dealt 1 damage to all minions which improved every turn. I believe it was a 5 mana card.

  • @murlocaggrob2192

    @murlocaggrob2192

    15 күн бұрын

    @@NeedForMotivationn They're asking what it was going to do before the rework. That I don't know.

  • @elise-rc8yv
    @elise-rc8yv15 күн бұрын

    I would probably do millhouse to "battlecry: your opponents next spell costs (5) less, if you have 10 mana crystals, yours instead" to go with the millhouse 10 mana meme

  • @nudnud9

    @nudnud9

    15 күн бұрын

    something something druid otk on 5 but i do like the idea

  • @noanimationexpert3843
    @noanimationexpert384315 күн бұрын

    buff for the beast? make it a common so you cant roll it as your legendary in a pack

  • @ph1lny3
    @ph1lny315 күн бұрын

    A few thoughts: -Aviana also has access to Incarcerate, the three mana spell that makes a minion go dormant. -Someone else said it, but Boom's Scheme was originally Hagatha's Scheme's effect. -I remember Disguised Toast making the case that Celestia could be used to grief Druid. He was memeing of course. -Temporus had one meme use: pre nerf Illucia in a miracle giants could use Temporus to give the opponent your useless deck of cycle spells so when it came to your turn you'd effectively have guaranteed otk.

  • @x10018ro
    @x10018ro15 күн бұрын

    I make physical Hearthstone decks, and own a Duskfallen Aviana deck. I gave it Elusive and 10 Health (which is probably a little too much). Card is an absolute blast for both decks (if both are control ^^)

  • @slugrex
    @slugrex15 күн бұрын

    Can we get a top 10 most impactful cards ever made? Not most powerful, but most meta definining and class importsnt over long periods of time. So something that was broken and quickly patched wouldnt make it, but something like darkglare would

  • @emilydopicadinho7803

    @emilydopicadinho7803

    15 күн бұрын

    Shudderwock, Guff, Secret Passage, Ice Block, Old Reno, Loatheb, Leeroy, Patches, Mountain Giant, Final Showdown

  • @xfighter231
    @xfighter23115 күн бұрын

    "WatchMartian" is my favorite Martian arc since his wild post-revert Renethal deck videos.

  • @brandonhodge5136
    @brandonhodge513615 күн бұрын

    Loving the new content formats you've been doing.

  • @CountFab
    @CountFab15 күн бұрын

    For Harbringer Celestia I always thought that "whenever this attacks a minion, turn into a copy of that minion" would be better because it lets you choose which enemy threat to counter. The stats should probably be adjusted to 4/5y, otherwise people might just run it as an aggressive tool, which we don't want for funny chumbo cards.

  • @Flavionnn
    @Flavionnn12 күн бұрын

    In classic there were no tools to deal with gruul? Polymorph?Hex? Deadly shot? Even naturalize? Sylvanas? Etc Sure some of them were not played in most decks, but the answers were there..

  • @Cardinalsqr
    @Cardinalsqr14 күн бұрын

    The only change that I’d do to the changes surrender to madness would be to give +3/+3. Even then it would still be bad, but at least then it does better to buff 1 cost minions since +2/+2 just feels awful on the one drops that would be filling your deck

  • @tindekappa9047
    @tindekappa904711 күн бұрын

    Changing the text from ''after'' to ''whenever'' wouldn't make the effect happen more than once. All whenever does is it makes the effect happen before the enemy card is summoned ( because no two actions can happen at the same time), so it wouldn't get any post-summoning buffs, so it's actually a nerf. Since the text reads ''become a copy of the enemy card'' it can only ever happen once. ''Become a copy'' means it loses all card text and gets the opponent's card text. The better fix would be 4 mana 5/6 stealth after your opponent plays a minion copy it's stats. That way it's everchanging and it keeps the stealth.

  • @gohwenting3786
    @gohwenting378615 күн бұрын

    Keep these types of content coming, marshie. I love it when you do analysis and commentary vids!

  • @lighterraptor7607
    @lighterraptor760715 күн бұрын

    I love th se news vids ur putting out even though you aren’t enjoying the Meta u find a way to entertain us!

  • @EncryptedLiger
    @EncryptedLiger14 күн бұрын

    Something kinda interesting for Gruul would be death rattle or an effect, resummon this minion with -X / -X like rattle gore however either increase the mana cost or fiddle with how much stats it increases at the end of turn and how much it loses on death. It turns the card into more of a threat and even if you silence it, it’s still a body. Could be too strong for the era still.

  • @ShuckleShellAnemia
    @ShuckleShellAnemia14 күн бұрын

    Furnacefire colossus was very fun in Duels with the Charge spell :) you could also play a 20/20 pirate as Darius so it was a bit more consistent as you could also run that spell tutor card in warrior

  • @twinixsn6679
    @twinixsn66797 күн бұрын

    First "charge can't attack heroes" card was released before boogymonster, it was a card from TGT

  • @MartianBuu

    @MartianBuu

    7 күн бұрын

    Yes, but the battlecry: this turn experiment was later

  • @oddishe2180
    @oddishe218015 күн бұрын

    I love this type of content, makes me wish we had more wild changes and buff to older cards

  • @Azrael_Rhinco
    @Azrael_Rhinco14 күн бұрын

    Dr. Booms Scheme Summon (1) 1/1 Boom Bot. Any that can't fit on the battlefield instantly explode! (Upgrades each turn!)

  • @patrickkwon3351
    @patrickkwon335115 күн бұрын

    I lobe the new content style. Been a supporter for a while n love it

  • @locogato3488
    @locogato348813 күн бұрын

    I have all of these except Bolvar and Temporus.

  • @SiennaSquigs
    @SiennaSquigs14 күн бұрын

    your recent review style videos have been really entertaining! can we expect more?

  • @MartianBuu

    @MartianBuu

    14 күн бұрын

    Thanks! And yes.

  • @josephcole8102
    @josephcole810214 күн бұрын

    I think furnacefire colossus should draw a card for each weapon discarded. So instead of being a payoff for forcing a problem of too many weapons, its a way to fix getting flooded with too many

  • @MartianBuu

    @MartianBuu

    14 күн бұрын

    I like that idea too, I was deciding between that and a clear for this but felt like the clear is an incentive for putting furnace in your deck and draw just mitigates its downside a bit. I almost tried to put both on it 🤣

  • @LongFei-t7m
    @LongFei-t7m15 күн бұрын

    My first 3 legendaries were Tinkmaster Overspark (twice) and then Gruul

  • @LuizMoratelli
    @LuizMoratelli15 күн бұрын

    I love this kinda of content

  • @Begeru
    @Begeru15 күн бұрын

    I like the change to Boogeymonster a lot. It makes thematically more of a danger - like an actual monster that’s attacking wildly and you need to address it before it gets out of hand.

  • @spicyhotdog4898
    @spicyhotdog489814 күн бұрын

    Legendary spells tierlist whennn

  • @ShuckleShellAnemia
    @ShuckleShellAnemia14 күн бұрын

    Mill house’s new effect should say mana “crystals”, because it sounds like you need unspent mana the way it’s worded here. In fact I thought you meant unspent mana until the comment about manathirst.

  • @patrickkwon3351
    @patrickkwon335115 күн бұрын

    I think bolvar could also have divine shield

  • @Begeru

    @Begeru

    15 күн бұрын

    Perhaps it could gain attack whenever a minion loses divine shield too?

  • @patrickkwon3351
    @patrickkwon335115 күн бұрын

    Gruul can be start and end tbh

  • @Jmt1000XD
    @Jmt1000XD15 күн бұрын

    Finally! I've been waiting for this video for like 6 and 1/2 years! I'll watch and comment if things change. :D Edit: I'm editing it after, which loses the heart comment Martian 😢 Anyway, this was great! But I feel like you could make a whole series of these. Like, I can imagine "Fixing What's Broken 4" or "No Card Left Behind 6". The idea can be general, like this one. OR you can make it per expansion. Take the worst cards of that set and improve them. Then you can imagine decks they can fit in. For example: Maexna: 7 Mana 2/8, your minions have poisonous You can run this in aggro hunter. Sure, bad example, but it could frame the new cards to have an alternate reality where it saw play and it could be a fun mental exercise. "Guys! Maexna needs to be nerfed! She's too strong!"

  • @SeanH80
    @SeanH8014 күн бұрын

    Martian Buu the savior of Wild returns ❤

  • @123fakestreettt
    @123fakestreettt15 күн бұрын

    Boogey monster has the best art from old gods, its intro line is also great. Celestia has great art too. I think blizzard likes to make cards with good art bad on purpose.

  • @LEAN_Monster
    @LEAN_Monster14 күн бұрын

    gruul would be unplayable since it could get black knighted tho

  • @DLatryShankLi
    @DLatryShankLi15 күн бұрын

    on a once effekt it shude be cheeper and on aura more expensiv and the reson for that is becus even if u say get it on 3 u only get one card 4 free and with 4 mana u cant combo mutch. The thing i woude do for aviana in witch woud is +1-3 man and 2nd cost 0 but that if u designe card just for the set and not for futer play then i woude go for 3 mana battlecry first card play on each players next turn cost 0.

  • @StarlightSG
    @StarlightSG15 күн бұрын

    Eh, I still think Celestia would’ve been awful at the time with that buff (ik you misunderstood how often it shifts but still). I feel like just making it a 4/5 that turned into a 4/5 copy would’ve been enough

  • @ShuckleShellAnemia
    @ShuckleShellAnemia15 күн бұрын

    “Whenever” doesn’t fix Celestia’s wording. Perhaps it should say “*Stealth*. Continuously transforms into a *Stealth*ed copy of each minion your opponent plays”… or “*Stealth*. After your opponent plays a minion, transform into a *Stealth*ed copy of it /(keeps this effect)/“

  • @MartianBuu

    @MartianBuu

    15 күн бұрын

    HS does vague wording all the time to fit words in the space neatly. Whenever would be fine as long as they changed the effect, give the schwarbly animation that cards like scroll and chameleos have.

  • @ShuckleShellAnemia

    @ShuckleShellAnemia

    14 күн бұрын

    @@MartianBuu the problem isn’t that it’s vague, it’s that it’s misleading. “Whenever” has a very specific meaning in hearthstone that doesn’t imply that it keeps shifting, because it transforms. “Whenever” and “after” refer to the timing of the effect, not its frequency. There’s a cool video of a Hearthstone dev talking about their wording philosophy, and I think it’s actually one of Rarran’s videos where they guess fake cards. They didn’t have to memorize the card to know if it was fake because they knew the rules they had to follow when writing the card’s text.

  • @guapopescado88
    @guapopescado8815 күн бұрын

    Honestly nothing to bait here, good video! 😂

  • @fogfish303
    @fogfish30314 күн бұрын

    didn’t icehowl exist before the boogeymonster?

  • @MartianBuu

    @MartianBuu

    14 күн бұрын

    Icehowl doesnt have battlecry: cant attack heroes this turn.

  • @fogfish303

    @fogfish303

    14 күн бұрын

    @@MartianBuu omg ur right

  • @Bolvar_
    @Bolvar_15 күн бұрын

    Yessssss, Bolvar buff !

  • @Nexusv3
    @Nexusv315 күн бұрын

    MartianGuud

  • @KeeperOfTheSock
    @KeeperOfTheSock15 күн бұрын

    Temporus should reno your opponent to stay symmetrical. I know there's a paladin drag that does that but who cares

  • @JinFreeks
    @JinFreeks15 күн бұрын

    Since I'm not playing HS myself for quite a while now: Could somebody explain to me what's so boring about HS standart/wild atm.? Asking since the last few vids all been rating and ranking and whatnot. And Dane, the other HS tuber I'm watching, isn't uploading much of anything either. So I wonder. Must be something sucky about HS atm. right?

  • @MartianBuu

    @MartianBuu

    15 күн бұрын

    Most of my opponents are either fast combo or tech piles, so win or lose it feels very unsatisfying.

  • @JinFreeks

    @JinFreeks

    15 күн бұрын

    @@MartianBuu Thought as much. Not the particular details but that there's a reason for no real gameplay recently. Not that I mind too to much. You're still very entertaining to watch. Just interesting to know what's up.

  • @vladimirefest4980
    @vladimirefest498015 күн бұрын

    Why not temporus give you two turns and then your opponent.

  • @MartianBuu

    @MartianBuu

    15 күн бұрын

    Cause then its broken

  • @Bob_Bobinson

    @Bob_Bobinson

    14 күн бұрын

    you won't need to worry about the downside then you just kill your opponent with the extra turns

  • @MartianBuu

    @MartianBuu

    14 күн бұрын

    Yes, thats why I didnt do that

  • @ryanj0421
    @ryanj042115 күн бұрын

    Marshiefrustrated.png is officially your best thumbnail