"hi, I'm his loving brother"

@maryamkhd4743

3 жыл бұрын

Haha that was a good part

@user-hf5fh7bz3i

3 жыл бұрын

Like deym a lovebable savage brother

@kayk5366

3 жыл бұрын

Im drying 😂

@chi-chiiii

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha!!

@jennifermartomamat8243

3 жыл бұрын

really

My goal in life is to reach this level of sarcastic energy.

@joybelinda5095

3 жыл бұрын

And I'm walking towards it everyday!

@decimero4308

3 жыл бұрын

y e s

@anabraha9913

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@anabraha9913

3 жыл бұрын

We all wanna be just like him

@haygentaylor6007

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

I feel like his family really doesn’t care about how much Five went through just to get back to them. He became an assassin just to buy time to stop the end of the world and get back to his family, he murdered the board of directors so his family could be put back in their time to stop the end of the world, literally shot and bleeding out but was still able to turn time to save his family. But oh, he’s ‘mean’ 🙄

@foodisgreat6715

3 жыл бұрын

Facts

@avaluvscoffee

3 жыл бұрын

omg ikr he is so underappreciated. I love him ❤

@three-leggedpossum3591

3 жыл бұрын

Facts. He barely care about himself. Never seen him eat something other than that sandwich, never seen him sleep other than while he drunk and unconcious bc sharpnel wound. He does everything for his family....

@ergonomic_9

3 жыл бұрын

I think the reason why he’s so bitter is because his family always takes him for granted and they take him as kinda intimidating. Still gotta love him tho.

@andrearesendizresendiz1366

3 жыл бұрын

assassinbabe he tried to tell them but being honest his family are sooo selfish

Alternative title: "Every number 5 scene"

@staciejens4669

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly 😂

@millieroberts9255

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty much

@shewolfblacklink1062

3 жыл бұрын

@@millieroberts9255 I was gonna say that

@the_crazy_asian_girl4568

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Wonderland._.

Жыл бұрын

yes.

"well then good luck stopping me.." Luther: *Aggresively puts Dolores out the window*

@elleapostrophe448

3 жыл бұрын

Five: *panicking insanely*

@yeahno4470

3 жыл бұрын

Oh to be Delores

@lilliedawn1715

3 жыл бұрын

@@yeahno4470 about to be dropped out of a multi-story building?

@yeahno4470

3 жыл бұрын

@@lilliedawn1715 yeah

@adriannawelch7670

3 жыл бұрын

@@yeahno4470 agreed to argue with five, sit there like an object, and nearly get dropped out of a nine story window ahhhh lovely 🙂

Handler: And that is where you come in. Five: *No. No it isn't.* Meme worthy

@Claubuza

3 жыл бұрын

When my boss calls me on my day off to tell me they're short staffed.

@skzlvrr

3 жыл бұрын

me telling my phone to charge so i dont have to do my hw:

@jessicaa9419

3 жыл бұрын

my hw: hey time to do something you have 2 assignments due at 12am me: No, No it isn’t

@thatjoshwright5577

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, that’s what Dolores is for

@WhatEvenThat

Жыл бұрын

@@Claubuza yep

My favorite one will always be “I don’t THINK I’m better than you...” “I know I am.”

@zoegraham6315

3 жыл бұрын

Haha me too

@rorygiambalvo2955

3 жыл бұрын

My favorite part of it too is that he doesn't call his brother Luther. He calls him by his real name "Number One" as a means of demeaning and dehumanizing him. Five doesn't care if he's called Number Five because he never had a different preferred name. There's no way to disrespect him through it like there is with his siblings

@masadd

3 жыл бұрын

Rory Giambalvo wow, I didn’t even notice that until I rewatched it lol

@oxanatarashchuk4598

2 жыл бұрын

Well he isn't wrong here 😁

@oxanatarashchuk4598

2 жыл бұрын

@@rorygiambalvo2955 not quite. In s2 he calls him Luther

“Well, it’s true, I do feel like I’m being held hostage most days.”

@lemon5365

3 жыл бұрын

@@karenlemus3364 I didn't see it until after I put my comment up.

@riyantin7973

3 жыл бұрын

btw it’s from season what and eps what

@TBT707

3 жыл бұрын

Wanna like but its at 666👁👄👁

@theprofessor3684

2 жыл бұрын

Lol, It's more like the other way round XD

Honestly I’m not sure whether I should laugh, feel sorry for Five, or fear him/for him with all the crap he’s been through

@nurulhani5905

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he always work hard and nobody's appreciate it...

@yeahno4470

3 жыл бұрын

I wanna be his friend so bad

@ariannaseguin5929

3 жыл бұрын

Both. Both is good.

@theshinycharizard1625

2 жыл бұрын

What about all 3?

@TziporaArt

2 жыл бұрын

Yes 👀

it annoys me that his family doesn't understand how much he has been through,sure he wasn't with them almost all of their life,he was alone for so many years with nobody and just a mannequin,he was only 13 when he saw his siblings dead,not only them literally everyone in the whole world was gone,he lived with dead bodies for half of his life then he became a killer being desprate to go back and save the world,and all they did was mess it up and he saw his family die TWO TIMES this time him being shot as well

@regobing5435

3 жыл бұрын

Half ? He was 13 when it happened and got back with 58 (?) That was like 80% of his life and of the 20% he wont even remember the most Time bc he was a Child

@gumimegpoid5021

3 жыл бұрын

Three times, actually

@jayjay604

3 жыл бұрын

They all are messed up, just think if they would’ve included Vanya more the end of the world would’ve never happened.

@hope_adl9846

3 жыл бұрын

Ngl i think his family members are way too selfish

@ilovetweek000

3 жыл бұрын

3 technically because of the time he travelled back and saw nuclear war

The dislikes are from the Commision board.

@dianagoshko1608

3 жыл бұрын

@@emj004 It can be new Commision =)

@naina3429

3 жыл бұрын

Diana Goshko but herb and dot like five and diego

@juliewasnthere

3 жыл бұрын

bruh they did

@shlaghyachaturvedi9499

3 жыл бұрын

Aren't they dead?

@damemeplug5062

3 жыл бұрын

@@naina3429 bro lets make a petition to make a herb and dot spinoff

“It’s every sibling for themselves now”. Me when my siblings break something. 😂

@devanhymendez4634

3 жыл бұрын

especially when you have Mexican parents

@denissehernandez4788

3 жыл бұрын

@@devanhymendez4634 yes

@adriannawelch7670

3 жыл бұрын

Me: when my four siblings decide to break something of mine

“I don’t think Im better than you number one, I know I am”

@nightshade8538

3 жыл бұрын

I mean he kinda is-

@buenastardes9184

3 жыл бұрын

Stormfly AA yessss

Alright I know Five is a sassy grumpy old man 24/7 but let’s be honest his daily coffee is spiked with about six gallons of love your siblings juice

@jxde3840

3 жыл бұрын

✨ Yup. ✨

@WhatEvenThat

Жыл бұрын

One of the best comments here.

@alexmalik6204

Жыл бұрын

Vodka or tequila?

@Raine_Nichola

3 ай бұрын

​@@alexmalik6204 the actor who plays diego prefers tequila

"That's one badass stApler!!" always has me wheezing

@liamgannon9474

2 жыл бұрын

his random voice cracks kill me🤣

THE SASS IS SO STRONG

@havocgaming7804

Жыл бұрын

“The sass is strong with this one”

Moral of the story: Five Doesn't Have Time For This ✨Shit✨

@alexisgraziano

2 жыл бұрын

This is the best comment *EVER*

@themuchneededfourthwallbui1225

2 жыл бұрын

I think you mean 🌌💫bullsheet💫🌌

@enlightenedwriter

Жыл бұрын

I can relate to that mood

I think you missed one. "is it too late to be un-adopted?."

@valerie8214

3 жыл бұрын

It's included in the first part! :)

@honeyohgacha4812

3 жыл бұрын

@@valerie8214 ohh I must be dumb then 😂

@marvinsibug9643

3 жыл бұрын

"I'm the daddy here !" Too..

@jasperlazuli9483

2 жыл бұрын

@@valerie8214 wait this is part 2??

@Sophie-ob2zu

2 жыл бұрын

and “i would rather chew off my own foot”

At first 5 was my favourite number. But now he’s my favourite character 😌

@Selkie7

3 жыл бұрын

5th like 💖😂

@rainadatkween7959

3 жыл бұрын

5 is my lucky number lol

Aww, the way Klaus tried to keep Five away from the sibling squabble was cute as hell. 2:12 Klaus and Five are my favorite duo! Klaus truly wears his heart on his sleeve and you can kind of tell Five is slightly less hostile around him then his other siblings (sans Vanya/Viktor) Very cute.

Why do I feel like his family doesn't notice how much he went through to be back with them and everything he's done and sacrificed to save them

@snakekingblues3017

Жыл бұрын

cuz honestly all the character are kind of idiots lol

WHEN HE SAID “öga for öga idiots!” AAAAAAA ITS SO ATTRACTIVE

@juliebattaglia3794

3 жыл бұрын

6:11

@mysterygirl3475

2 жыл бұрын

:^ ok

@oxanatarashchuk4598

2 жыл бұрын

"Wrong number. Have a good day!" 🤣

I'd like to take a moment to acknowledge the hilarity in Five slowly giving up on getting mad about being called a kid. Also how Aidan has grown between seasons, cause sometimes I notice and I'm like "wouldja lookit that"

Honestly I feel bad for five he has been thought so much stuff just to save his family who normal mess it all up

@Sophie-ob2zu

2 жыл бұрын

ikr

I just realized that when Lila goes for the high five (6:00) she outed herself as a time traveler cuz high fives weren't popularized until the late 70s.

"What about the board?" "That's where you come in." "Nooppee. No it isn't"

@luciatorres4382

2 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite parts

@larastwert3526

Жыл бұрын

i love that part 😅

The two dislikes are the Handler and Lila.

@Numberonedjofanever

3 жыл бұрын

I will kill Lila

@ergonomic_9

3 жыл бұрын

Did you watch the whole season

@ergonomic_9

3 жыл бұрын

Uhm ok then.l

@ergonomic_9

3 жыл бұрын

Ya but lila didn’t rly make friends with them it was all kinda a plan for her and the handler but true

I love how he just totally ignores Lila trying to high five him 😂 good choice babe

@TziporaArt

2 жыл бұрын

@@hugebluefalcon Still, Five turning down a high-five was all too hilarious 😂

You forgot “I’M THE DADDY HERE” 🤣

@juliebattaglia3794

3 жыл бұрын

GAGAGA

@mysterygirl3475

2 жыл бұрын

😑 ☕

@oxanatarashchuk4598

2 жыл бұрын

One of my favourite lines 🤣

@neutraliv899

2 жыл бұрын

It's in the first part

If Gen Z was a person :

@luthientinuviel3883

3 жыл бұрын

But he's like 50

@strengar7145

3 жыл бұрын

still gen z

@leahjohnson2076

3 жыл бұрын

This is my favourite comment 😂

@strengar7145

3 жыл бұрын

actually I'm not sure cause he was a teen in the 2000s

@idothismyway779

3 жыл бұрын

Actually tho- yes!

"thats one bad ass stapler" never gonna get over this

"I don't *think* I'm better than you number one, I *know* I am."

I think my fav quote from five is “surprised it took him this long Diego we all had the urge”

1:23 that voice crack tho

@kxcyh

3 жыл бұрын

AWW JSSBJFKS

@HD-kg6yw

3 жыл бұрын

And that's on ✨puberty✨

@sesilylogan

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha💀💀😂

2:12 is so funny, Klaus is trying to protect him and five is thinking what is this druggie doing

So this plus the 1st one makes 17 minutes of sass

Hims a sassy boomer. ❤️

@skrywar7598

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

Ik five is like 58 something but it makes me SICK when the handler tries to flirt with him 🤢🤮

@fatimahalsowadi7166

3 жыл бұрын

RomyxX he is in his 50 and it’s just acting and the handler is prob the same age.

@loonylupin5126

3 жыл бұрын

he is 53

@sizzzyunnies

3 жыл бұрын

@@loonylupin5126 58*

@kxcyh

3 жыл бұрын

When did she

@fatimahalsowadi7166

3 жыл бұрын

@@kxcyh oh yeah fax

Handler :That’s where you come “boops nose” Five :Nope no it isn’t Me 😂

Five is my favorite character!!

2:14 Five "Dont protect me I'm fine"

His entire existence is savage af

"Hi, I'm selling encyclopedias for my youth group." Honestly that's really good

The dislikes come from the Commission and maybe the Sparrow Academy

@nurulhani5905

3 жыл бұрын

@@mdtanzil5724 I heard a rumour that you might be right...

I feel like Five is just a old man who is cranky and always sometimes doesn't get coffee, when it comes to saving the world, but I love him, he's funny and awesome, same as the rest of The Umbrella Academy

“I am the four fricking horsemen” Yes, yes you are. EVERYWHERE THIS MAN GOES DEATH AND CHAOS FALLOWS!!!!

Isn’t it kinda cool how Aidan was in NRDD where the kids were quadruplets and now he’s in Umbrella Academy where the siblings are all born on the same day?🤣💜💜

“Ya like jazz?” 😏 “I’d rather lick a cheese grader” 😀

@luciatorres4382

2 жыл бұрын

The handler is Barry in disguise

Five is the king of comebacks

Ngl I watched Umbrella Academy only to watch Five

@Marrlee1

3 жыл бұрын

I Thought I WAS THE ONLY ONEEEEE🙃

@xervislane770

3 жыл бұрын

Well, him and Klaus

@razzledazzledorito2588

3 жыл бұрын

bruh same

@mrnukes797

2 жыл бұрын

Only one that is not insufferable

@reallykeylee

2 жыл бұрын

SAMEE

I can feel the savageness and sass practically radiating off of my phone •>•

The thing I like about Five is being sarcastic and a badass, I mean I love everything about him

Im a savage yuh

@mrmeolaisthereasonihaveyou9852

3 жыл бұрын

Classy Bouje Ratchet

@mshaikh1352

3 жыл бұрын

Please shut up

@DracoMalfoy-tf9rm

3 жыл бұрын

Sassy moody nasty

@mrmeolaisthereasonihaveyou9852

3 жыл бұрын

Amy Garcia acting stupid was happen was happen

@twdemmi1508

3 жыл бұрын

I‘m a savage

I wish they would’ve touched more on how forty-five years in the apocalypse really affected Five. I mean, that obviously had to be pretty traumatic, and we can see hints of it through his obsession with Dolores and a short scene in Season 1 where he believes he’s back in the apocalypse. I hope that they’ll be more opportunities to showcase it during Season 3, now that he isn’t stressed and preoccupied with preventing doomsday.

The two dislikes are Chacha and hazel.

@bitcube_exe

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda just cha cha but sure

“Now there is when you come in” Five: nope.nope it isn’t

Sure, it makes for a fun scene, but I never understood why older Five would be hostile to seeing his younger self. Wouldn't he figure out there had to be a damn good reason why younger-older Five would seek him out? Oh, well. We wouldn't have the "I'm the daddy here!" scene without that attitude, so - it's all good.

@emmawade9066

3 жыл бұрын

Older, actually

@mythra7174

3 жыл бұрын

@@emmawade9066 I meant his appearance was younger. Older looking Five didn't know younger looking Five was his older self until younger looking Five told him. Edit: Although, he may have had his suspicions, since his older looking self didn't remember such an encounter when he was *actually* younger.

@Visplight

3 жыл бұрын

Because paradox psychosis.

@sixthvolcano9883

3 жыл бұрын

Visplight number 7 homical rage

@mythra7174

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, okay, I know, the homicidal rage thing. I thought it would take longer to kick in, but I guess since they are in the same timeline, it started the moment older-younger Five got there and younger-older Five was already starting to feel it before they even were in the same place together. I just meant that younger-older (the older looking) Five would at least try to listen first because some major sh*t had to have happened in order for older-younger (younger looking) Five to be there and there had to be a good reason for he and Luther to want the briefcase. (And, jeez, older looking Five, aren't you happy to see Luther alive after having seen him dead in the first apocalypse? - yeah, I know, homicidal rage). ;)

We stan the most Sassiest, Savage, Sarcastic, Loving, Caring and freakishly Hot Assassin: Five🤒

tbh i want him to be my best friend

@wrenwashere_7557

3 жыл бұрын

Abby Elizabeth five or Aiden two way different ppl

@abby7265

3 жыл бұрын

Audrey Domgz Five because he’s a sarcastic little bastard

@wrenwashere_7557

3 жыл бұрын

Abby Elizabeth I agree

@wrenwashere_7557

3 жыл бұрын

Abby Elizabeth but u gotta love Aiden 😝💋❤️

@madisonadams3798

3 жыл бұрын

same honestly. all my friends think i’m crazy for it cause they think that he’ll slaughter me with an axe, but i’m okay with that 😎

Am i the only one who thinks that five is super cool when he says“Ask me again and i will burn you with the cigarette light”

Why he always so attractive 😭

Five was the best character Definitely

The musics of season 2 were Perfection

Five : I done fighting your drug hapit Also five: do you know how I am I the four friken horse men. Me : ok

I think people miss the point of the genius of the number 5 character. Of them all, he is the one most like their father for exactly the same reasons their father was like that. Which is the core of their conflict.

@zoezionnelson2005

Жыл бұрын

Except he actually cares for them

He’s so cute 😩🥰

@kyra7974

3 жыл бұрын

Frrr

@EmelyMHernandez

3 жыл бұрын

He really is 😍

“IM THE DADDY HERE” *wise words of five*

Came for Klaus, stayed for Five

Alternative title: Number Five being the most protective daddy for his siblings for 9 minutes straight

tbh five and klaus ran the whole show

Luther “What do you want?” Five “For you to stop hovering like an ambitious stripper and sit down with me.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m so glad so many of these comments are about how much he’s been through and how his family needs to be more grateful. He isn’t mean, he has done everything to help them and it’s taken a toll

Nr. 5 was a little douchbag before her got stuck in the apocalypse. Every child responds different to being brought up in an abusive environment. Each and every one of them has serious mental issues. But non of the others are so dedicated to keep their siblings alive as 5 does. Most of them practically don't care or have selfish reasons. Nr.1 Wants to safe the world, only for allison. Nr.2 Wants to show everyone he IS a hero Nr.3 Only wants to safe her daughter, this isn't selfish, she just doesn't care about the others. Nr.4 doesn't care enough Nr.5 cares too much Nr.6 cares a lot but can't show Nr.7 isn't allowed to care and later doesn't care enough

when klaus tried to protect him and he just pushed his hand out of the way HAHAHHAHAHAHA

Thats why I love five (and this serie and the other character but five is...five)

I realised just now he is the only one without an actual name.

I honestly think he is one of the most relatable characters I've seen in a while

6:10 the way he says "Oga Foroga" makes me love him even more.

9 minutes? More like The ENTIRE show😂

i am so madly in love with this man, you guys have no idea

Sometimes it annoys me that his family just takes him for granted. He killed the board just for them to get back to 2019 and the simple instructions he gave them are to just meet in the alley in 90 minutes. Did they do that? Of course not. He just wants to stop the apocalypse and they're all just "nah, you're a fucking asshole" as if that's gonna stop the apocalypse.

"do u like jazz, five" "Ya like jazz?" See a difference???

@ramonagomez3228

3 жыл бұрын

one has five the other doesn’t

It's my dream to be as sarcastic and snarky as Five. "I don't THINK I'm better than you.. number one .. I KNOW I am." "It's öga för öga, idiots. Swedish for an eye for an eye. It means the Sweds killed Elliot." "Hi, I'm his loving brother." "When did the monkey learn to fight dirty." Lila- You said the next time you saw me, you'd kill me? Five: "Oh I remember." 💕

When Luther and Five are going to meet older Five in the background it is the same music as in Titanic during the third class party

If him and Klaus were more appreciated they'd have no problems

2:14 yeah don't try to protect five he's older than you kids!!!! Yeah tell him five who's the boss! Lmao

I loved the show so much, especially I have a preference with “five” character, like he have been in so much shit and he always try to do everything to save his family but the only thing that I don’t liked thought all the show was that his family was so selfish with him and like they never gave that much importance to all the thing he have been thought

Five is the father all his siblings need.

Five carries this entire show. without him, theyd all be dead

5 is awesome. He straight on killed 12 people just for a risky chance that he and his siblings would get out of the past. He really cares about them and they never act like he does anything even though he does the most.

That's my son

@fatimahalsowadi7166

3 жыл бұрын

Diego is my brother.

@fatimahalsowadi7166

3 жыл бұрын

Klaus is my son

@fatimahalsowadi7166

3 жыл бұрын

Vanya and Allison are my bff. :)

@sizzzyunnies

3 жыл бұрын

Diego and klaus are my parents

@Blastphe

3 жыл бұрын

Five is my dad

Diego "Whos hazel?" even tho he knew him in s1 when he tried to kill him

Bro I have never loved someone so much but five makes an exception

I love five❤️💖❤️💖

@wrenwashere_7557

3 жыл бұрын

Giorgia Brunetti we all do

You know what would be a cool.spin off... the umbrella academy accidebtally teleports to a chinese, kung fu dojo and they have to fight monks. That shit would be dope! Assassins verses the best fighters in the world.

@benddover7237

3 жыл бұрын

And as an add on.... the monks can read their movements, predicting/knowing how they would atfack. Ofc vanya and klaus could easily defeat them but lets say its just diego, 5, and luther.b

@gerbillover3186

3 жыл бұрын

Er... no. That sounds like the plot of a bad fanfiction.

3:21 welcome!

@funkemonke3767

3 жыл бұрын

That little “mhmm~” at the end 👌

I love that little sh!t. LOL

I only began watching the umbrella academy because of five.. and then I ended up loving the whole thing, him being the best part!

The handler DEFINITELY likes five

1:08 this had me ROFL cuz during my childhood i said to my brothers friend how our other friend was being an immature punk and he had stated "he thinks he is better than me" and john has this mature facial expression and looks offended by the stupidity of it and goes why would i think i'm better than him?... ugh... i KNOW i am!!" and i just couldn't stop laughing...