"Is this Escrow's fault? I hate that guy!" LOL 🤣

Jake looking like an 80's detective with that stache!

@BlueberryFundip

2 ай бұрын

It ages him too

@VioletJoy

2 ай бұрын

No to the stash. 👎

@drew703

2 ай бұрын

More like 80s porn star

@te7406

2 ай бұрын

Like Magnum, P.I. style of detective?

“My Dad’s coming to look at it.” 😂 As it should be!

@TheHealthyAmericanPeggyHall

2 ай бұрын

Dads are the best!

@AndreaRuralMN

2 ай бұрын

I thought my Dad did that because I'm a single woman, guess not

Did an actual spit take when he said I paid 300k for this house but it’s going to cost me 1.2 million 😂

Love this video because it’s so accurate! All the escrow jokes! 👏🏻🤣

30 year mortgage?! But I'm only 28!

Inspectigator 😂😂

the way this is SOOOOO accurate y'alll spot on.

Well…I learned something new today. Had to watch a separate video to learn what “convey” means. Thanks for making me learn today!

@Jake-Drake

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, I had to look it up in the dictionary.

@WavesNGames

2 ай бұрын

Had to look that up too.

@somecallmetim46

Ай бұрын

probably because they used it so many times in like 15 seconds that it stopped sounding like a real word LOL

totally accurate portrayal!

The stache makes this video better haha

That 240k looks mighty fine now. But yeah, screw S. Crow. Hate that guy.

@VioletJoy

2 ай бұрын

😂

Last year was us being first time home buyers and planning a wedding/getting married. God gave his toughest battles to his weakest soldiers. 😂 lived so many of these conversations

"this is my first escrow, I think" LOL

Always trying to knock out walls 😂

Closing costs are hard to grasp your first time.

Those amortization tables are depressing to look at

LOL! I remember sitting with our accountant, doing taxes, and when the mortgage information came up, I was shocked that it looked like we hadn't been paying our mortgage for the year. The number had barely gone down. I was giving my husband a "look" like what is going on? Have you not been paying the mortgage? LOL Enjoy the short amount of time you have before you have to replace the roof, hot water heater, HVAC...LOL We are close to owning our home and I have NO plans to buy another. We're here until the end! LOL

Even though this is a joke, between this video and the video Nikki Howard posted yesterday spoofing Big Short, more people should watch this kind of stuff to know just what they are getting themselves into when it comes to home ownership

So painfully accurate 😂

*laughs in real estate agent*

knowledge of HGTV shows is impressive

I've purchased 3 houses, and still don't have a clue what I'm doing.

@FirefighterAliveJC

2 ай бұрын

Same!

I really agree with the confusion over escrow 😂😂😂 I honestly just signed the papers and tried not to think about it too much lol

I am buying my first house soon. Thank you for making me more nervous!

Wow the thumbnail made me laugh! 🤣

So painfully real 😂😂😂

Remember your mortgage is a loan, not rent. Pay more than your monthly minimum towards your house to actually make a difference.

@lilannegirl03

2 ай бұрын

yes, exactly!

@Missfoxtooyou

2 ай бұрын

Put it towards your principal!

I don’t think I can get used to the stache Jake 😂

@Jake-Drake

2 ай бұрын

He looks much better without it.

Chip and Jo 😂😂😂

LOVE how he whispers "I can vote Republican" towards the end, when he realizes how much more money he will actually have to spend!

Erin & Ben🤍 Chip & Jo Property Brothers You're speaking my language!!

Bro the mo 💀

I love the idea that the Dad would be able to come over in an hour to look at the house. Yah, no, you have about 30 minutes to look at the place before the next showing is happening. Alas.

Jake’s got that Ed Rooney stache

@ck2a

2 ай бұрын

Excellent comparison 👍🏼

The title company person was so relieved when when we came to the amort schedule and I named it before she could. She said a lot of people get upset and think somethings wrong. Glad I used to at a bank...

I've bought two homes and built one and I still sound like this lol

Legitimately he sounds like my aunt and uncle

Inspecta-gator is awesome.

Raise the Roof MAMA

You'll own nothing and be happy. 😃

Jake looks like the Chuckle Brothers

This is so funny; one of your best videos.

Can confirm that it is exactly how it feels. We just bought a house a couple months ago... rates and housing prices are insane!

100% accurate

I didn't learn what it meant when appliances convey until my second home. My realtor didn't even really know when we asked. Also, a 30-year mortgage is a huge ripoff. The difference in monthly payments is usually only a couple hundred bucks, and you end up saving yourself over $100K in the length of the mortgage just on interest alone. Refinancing is also a scam because you have to redo closing costs again. If you have parents willing to help, ask them. They've been around the block a few times, and can help you understand what's going on so you don't do something really stupid.

Omg. Having not bought a home yet.... I feel this in my bones!!

😂 I’m dying!

You’d think after 6 months of being a homeowner he’d have gray hair and a beard.

only $240,000? lucky

Yeah viewed the house and loved the floors. When moved in. Realized the owners took up the flooring in the front room through hall and master bedroom. Never have enough money to get new flooring….. Midwesterners love appliances that come with the house. I have only replaced the dishwasher and that only lasted 5 years… I really want to protest the house’ value from the assessor

Listen! That thing above his lip is terrible! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

good stuff

Wait til your property tax goes up and your insurance triples. Then you’ll want to put out a hit on S. Crowe.

Literally just told my kids we will be eating a lot of ramen as we close on our home next week. 😅

me 30 years ago. LOL

Hilarious

Wow... No!

😂

Just wait until your "fixed" mortgage goes up because they increase your escrow to account for property tax increases... To be honest I'd kill for $250K mortgage though.

Maybe balance it out with a full goatee?

Comment for the algorithm!

Anybody hungry for some ramen?

my house was 216,000 in 2019.. i JUST made it under 200k this month 🤣

@theGiver3

2 ай бұрын

Respectfully, that's pretty dang good. I assume you're throwing an extra $200 - $350 a month towards your principal each month, but if you're not you might think about it. Ten percent of your yearly mortgage or one extra payment a year can bring that loan term and total interest cost way way down.

@crzycolchris

2 ай бұрын

@@theGiver3 not yet. I have other debt. But absolutely will do that soon! My house will be paid off before I'm 60

Maybe a beard

This has been Wyatt Earp’s… I mean Jake’s… most annoying character ever. 😖😂😂😂

Use a realtor

Vote republican or not, you’re still going to pay 1.8. Million for a 330k house, just facts. Best bet, pay it off as quickly as you can, as long as there’s no penalty for that. Good luck😊

Vote Republican no matter what

@alisonf6478

2 ай бұрын

Not if you are a woman.

@theGiver3

2 ай бұрын

Lol nah

Yes vote republican.

@BrodyMK64

2 ай бұрын

Red or blue neither give a fuck about you

Please get rid of the mustache.

Vote Democrat

@alisonf6478

2 ай бұрын

💯

@godbless6634

2 ай бұрын

😂😅

@kes12able

Ай бұрын

Absolutely clueless