First Stupid Pet Tricks on The David Letterman Show, June 26, 1980
On February 25, 1997, Merrill Markoe held a book reading/Q&A in Berkeley. One of the audience members, Katherine Ann Freeman, reported back a few days later:
"[Merrill] revealed the Holy Grail: the exact moment Stupid Pet Tricks was born. One night, years and years ago, she was hanging out with a bunch of Berkeley friends and they were all strapped for cash. Seeking cheap entertainment, they put socks on the friends' Doberman pinscher. The dog in socks became the evening's entertainment and the rest is history."
On the fourth day of the first week of The David Letterman Show in late June 1980, Stupid Pet Tricks made its television debut. From Jason Zinoman's Letterman: The Last Giant of Late Night, pp. 51-52:
[I]t was on this first week on air when [Markoe] made one of her greatest contributions to the history of television. In the final fifteen minutes, Letterman introduced a new segment not with enthusiasm, but something closer to his heart: Extravagant lying. “It’s going to be unbelievable,” he said, a tiny grin emerging. “The Smithsonian has already phoned and already said they want a copy of the tape for the time capsule. Have the folks stay home from work and keep the kids home from school. History is being made.”
… The network suggested she use trained animals, but she refused, launching one of television’s most enduring bits, with 130 segments over the course of three shows and thirty-four years. Sean the Dog, the original stupid pet, walked onto the set, turned around and closed a door with his nose. Then he answered a phone, knocking it off the receiver. Like a sportscaster analyzing a game-winning shot, Letterman showed it again in slow motion. “We paid for the instant replay,” he told the audience. “We may as well use it until you’re bored silly.”
Markoe and Letterman loved dogs, and owned two, and they found any excuse they could to put them in a comedy sketch, but what made this conceit work was that it bridged traditional entertainment with Letterman’s caustic sense of humor. It was the grand crowd-pleasing tradition of animal acts but from a new perspective, starting with its name: blunt, snarky and impertinent. “If they didn’t call it 'Stupid Pet Tricks,' it’s 'Pet Tricks,'” said Steve Martin . “I don’t know if I want to see Pet Tricks."
To Letterman, the word “stupid” also meant something delightfully bizarre. It became a kind of shorthand on the show. “Dave or Merrill would always say: ‘That’s so stupid,’ which was a compliment,” says Edd Hall, who worked on graphics.
Of course, every bored kid knows that being stupid has its pleasures. But the context of Stupid Pet Tricks mattered. “His idea was we have this multimillion dollar operation and we’re showing a dog closing a door,” said Gerard Mulligan, Markoe’s old friend who joined the writing staff and remained with Letterman for over two decades. He further explained the idea: “I am just wasting your time and mine, telling pointless anecdotes, just making stuff up here. And yet, you’re watching. Who’s the fool?”
[end book citation -- www.amazon.com/Letterman-Last...]
After the morning show had been cancelled and, over a year later, Late Night was being formulated, Merrill described her struggles with the network in her article "The Dawn of Late Night," published in the September 2016 issue of AARP Magazine:
[begin magazine citation]
When Late Night With David Letterman was in its cocoon stage, the NBC brass arranged a meeting with me to explain the data gathered from audience focus groups for the David Letterman Show, the short-lived morning show David did in 1980. “This chart shows a drastic drop-off when a music act comes on,” said the executive. “Notice how the televisions all turn off when a band performs? The good news is the focus groups liked Stupid Pet Tricks. But they all agreed they’d rather see it done with trained animals.”
“You mean like a horse that can count, or a circus elephant?” I said, incredulous.
“Exactly,” the executive answered, nodding.
So I reported back to the show and we decided to ignore everything he said.
[end magazine citation]
The first Stupid Pet Trick segment that aired on the morning show probably wouldn't be called a rousing success, as three of the four participants failed to live up to their billing. But it was a start.
The owners and their pets:
1. Shamus Sullivan with Sean
2. Elizabeth Boatwright with The Empress of Blandings
3. Sue Boatright with Crackbox Nelson
4. Sharon Santaniello with Wiener
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1:20 - "history is being made here today...." - he said it sarcastically, but it was ever so true
@mikephillips8538
5 жыл бұрын
tad1980 it really was very true, what a great piece of television history
@tonysnark1530
2 жыл бұрын
I was just about to say that 4 years later. Hope you're still alive, past person.
I had to watch this today, 6/26/2023 on the 43 year anniversary of this airing. I remember watching this episode when it first aired. Man how time flies.
This was like a slow motion disaster that you can’t stop watching. 😂 I loved it.
@erepsekahs
Жыл бұрын
This was like a slow motion disaster that was incredibly annoying.
It's amazing that they did this bit again after that first time.
12:00 "At least weener asked for the chewing gum..." That is a sentence I believe has never been uttered until this glorious moment in history.
@matthm4137
3 жыл бұрын
LOL it's hilarious.. that was the denouement of the show right there
Letterman even has the ability to keep an audience interested in watching paint dry! He's that great! 👍💜
It was truly a moment in history!!!🎉❤
When I was a kid we had three networks and PBS... it was nice having something good on for a change...
Daytime Letterman, definitely better than the Kardashians.
@RevengeAvenger
Жыл бұрын
They're not even on the same atmosphere
First-ever stupid pet trick: The dog Sean closing a door (replayed in slo-mo) LOL
That set - My Goodness ! It has all the charm of public access. How TV has changed in 40 some years ... gosh.
Letterman had a sense of wonder about him back then.
@finnibertlunchiken7792
6 жыл бұрын
Jason Harrod True. He became much more cynical and impatient through the years. We should all watch out for that I guess.
@gyorgybessenyei72
5 жыл бұрын
I think it's called growing old.
It's surprising that they let this segment continue after such a rough start. But good thing they did as it became popular and successful later on.
@nrrork
6 жыл бұрын
Nah, because Letterman has such a dry, sarcastic sense of humor that tricks NOT working just gave him more to work with. A good talk-show host will make the moments when something goes wrong some of the funniest and most memorable.
@leftylou6070
Жыл бұрын
What are you talkin' 'bout! This is typical Letterman schtick. That's what makes it so good!
I am here to show this bit to my kids. It is a bit like visiting a museum!
Great info, thanks!! Surpising that The Letterman Show endured after having watched this clip! LOL
I remember watching The Dave Letterman Show in the morning when the show first started.
This is the birth of real comedy. My stupid grandkids will hopefully appreciate this some day.
9:09 "Let's try the fish again..."
A piece of TV - and Dave - history!!
That's why TV is so fascinating. It can make and break humans as well as animals.
That was tough to get through.
"This is not actually a competition, more of a demonstration, I guess."
@jamesmarshall1905
6 жыл бұрын
Please no wagering!
@seaoftranquility7228
3 жыл бұрын
@@jamesmarshall1905 Beat me to it.
I like the first trick with John Oates
@theaddictedprepper902
5 жыл бұрын
Just Shamus.
This is great at 5am with coffee in July 2018
That Elizabeth has the most calming voice..
Stupid pet/ human tricks is so original! Haha
TOP 3 Moments in U.S. TV History 3 Moon Landing 2 JFK Assasination 1 Stupid Pet Tricks
Love it. True late night tv how it should be. What happened to the fun? Dave is a legend!
@straycatttt2766
Жыл бұрын
Actually, this was not on late night TV yet. This was on his morning show.
"Are you talking to me or the dog?" LOL
I loved it. Beautiful show.
If this really was the very first segment of stupid dog tricks, I am actually surprised that the segment continued on like it did, and became the greatest segment ever on a talk show. 😂oI know it was one of my favorites and still is that’s why I’m watching all the old ones now.
"Not actually a competition, more of a demonstration"." The immortal "no wagering" yet to be born.
I think that the Smithsonian would actually want a copy of that tape.
I didn’t know Letterman started out as a morning show.
The crowd was wrong - history WAS made that day. Stupid Pet Tricks is legendary
wow, kind of rare, this show only lasting 4 months. and doing stupid pet tricks on the 4th show. amazing.
Irish Setters are so dumb yet so cuddly!
0:28 I'm glad you were able to finagle something with the Smithsonian, Donz.
Great great upload
Spit, Empress! 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠
@KiddBloo86
2 жыл бұрын
"Something she learned from you???" I about lost it!
This was two days after my 16th birthday I watched him all summer and was sad when it was over and then it came back at night and it's like oh hell yeah and this show proved that Newman wasn't uptight he actually was pretty funny
I loved Letterman's morning show. I'll never forget the segment he had about this guy teaching you how to piss off drivers in NYC. The part where you stay at the green light and then gun it at the yellow leaving everyone stuck at the red was priceless! Do you have that clip by chance, Don?
@dongiller
4 жыл бұрын
Probably but have no idea which show.
@mayitriggeryou
4 жыл бұрын
Wow, you must have a house full of tape. I know it was a summer show, but other than that...
@thejenr8tr922
Жыл бұрын
I loved the one where Dave did the show from some random family's living room.
Dave and his fake tv apartments..i love them.
Letterman is great.
The set was like half talk show half sitcom
3:43 guy is clearly trying to look like John Oates (Hall and Oates) lol
I remember watching Dave's daytime show. Yes I'm old.
@delawarepearl8489
2 жыл бұрын
Me too. Loved it
@SacredFire777
2 жыл бұрын
Me three!
“Next on Stupid Pets … I mean, Stupid Pet Tricks.” You weren’t wrong the first time, Dave.
For my own stupid human trick, I turned 14 that day.
He had a character on the morning show called Mrs. Marv Mendenhall. She had "lived just outside of every major city in the U.S." so funny!
enjoyed the description below.
2:49 When was the last time anyone heard a phone ring with an actual real bell in it?
Thanks Don. You can tell Dave is just starting out. This is the first time I've seen anything from the morning show and I never knew Stupid Pet Tricks started on that. However, I guess the "no wagering" rule didn't start until the late night show? What time was the morning show on. Was it after the Today show?
@dongiller
3 жыл бұрын
The shows aired live at 10 am for 90 minutes for the first 6 weeks, then reduced to 60 for the remaining 12.
Awww, the 80s styles.
❤
Bennington brought me here!
Dear David. I have a fish whose trick is.....he mimics a fish.
There is no off position on the genius switch. 💪🙏🌏🌍🌎❤️🇺🇸🖖
Weiner want some guinea pig.😂
the dog has passed away sadly
LOL too funny. just being a boom is enough LOL
Hey Don you probably get asked this question a lot... how much of the 1980 morning show exists in the hands of the collectors?
@dongiller
6 жыл бұрын
There are around nine that circulated around 20 years ago. Much more have since come to light, such as the rest of this show, and I hope to share them in here when I'm able.
@straycatttt2766
Жыл бұрын
I remember Edie McClurg as part of the ensemble. She later had a small role as a school office lady in “Ferris Bueller.” Rich Hall also was a likable ensemble player. I think he later was a member of SNL briefly.
Did anyone else Google The Empress of Blandings?
I realize it's tame today, but in its time this was actually more on the revolutionary side. And that's kind of scary because, shit, I'm old!
Damn this is ancient! Almost looks like a parody of early Letterman! 😝
Wow!, the morning show?
Letterman did not recognize an allusion from P.G.Woodhouse.
Noticed that he's wearing fancy dress shoes.
Did the girl get offended when he said the fish learned to spot from her? Lol did I see an eye roll?
This was when you could still wager on stupid pet tricks.
No urinproof carpet back then? =)
what show is this,..???
@dongiller
Жыл бұрын
Note the title of the video.
Shamus and Sean, clearly Irish names (plus he said he was a lazy Irishman), and his dog Sean looks to be an Irish Setter. The only thing that could round this off, would be him being from NYC or New Jersey.
That's a good boy
Fuck me if the first contestant isn't Michael Stuhlbarg from Fargo Season 3 and Boardwalk Empire. I think it's him.
This is such a fail but still funny somehow
Wagering must have been allowed for this one
Sad to think that most of these animals are dead now because twenty years has passed.
@SacredFire777
2 жыл бұрын
Forty years.
Please tell me that’s Joey!!!!
The Boatman sisters and their pets certainly overestayed their 15 minutes of fame, yet they're still more interesting than the Kardashians.
I think Dave wss a little irritated with the 2 ladies in the middle.
Good morning ?
@dongiller
5 жыл бұрын
The show aired live at 10 am.
I was wagering.
I would've asked weiner if he wanted some fish.
Dave Letterman was the "King"of the night time world.
I used to have a goldfish that I could make fart when I squeezed it.
@Pea_Sniddle
3 жыл бұрын
😂
The two sisters and their pets had too much gunja before the show.
should of used some lettice
Please. No wagering.
The fish and the guinea pig, I don't get it, and why was that lady sitting on the floor like that? Kinda hot actually. Hell, no dog wants their teeth brushed. I seem to remember learning that vets anesthetize them for that.
Jim Croce brought in his Irish Setter.
Anybody else think Sean looks exactly like Jim Croce?!?!? Doppelgänger for sure!
I can't believe Freddie Mercury's dog did the very first dumb pet trick
This show has NO future!
@emello4you
3 жыл бұрын
The host has no future