Crazy to think that today, in 2023, that turtle is the only one that may still be alive and still be living in a sink in the basement.

@cheapskatepanic

Жыл бұрын

Well, I HOPE Dave isn't living in a sink basin anyway. 😉

@cannondaleman1

Жыл бұрын

​@@cheapskatepanic Have you seen him lately? He looks like he does!!! Lol.

@teressarenslow5992

2 ай бұрын

Lol!

I miss the old Letterman days with stupid pet tricks, so hilarious with Dave's commentary!

@sirclarkmarz

3 жыл бұрын

the only thing stupid in that time slot now is Stephen Colbert

The Puking Weasels.. they were a great band. I have all their records.

@swettyspaghtti

5 жыл бұрын

Its a real band lol facebook.com/pukingweazel/

@a7laktkota

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know which is more awesome -- *Alan's* retort, or the fact *Swetty Spaghetti* revealed that "The Puking Weasels" were already a band LOL! (Thanks to you both for the hearty laugh!) Happy Holidays!

@Maya_Pinion

2 жыл бұрын

👍👍👍👍👍😂

ive been doing push ups wrong this whole time

@a7laktkota

3 жыл бұрын

LOL!

@Jiv_Ing57819

Жыл бұрын

Not really push ups per se, more leg sliding, and I guess Lady got away with that ,:-0

@wms72

Жыл бұрын

Lady does girl push ups

@MamaLena123

Жыл бұрын

😂

That turtle still lives unlike the other animals.

@99hockeynhl

3 жыл бұрын

assuming no sadistic kid left it on its back.

@Jiv_Ing57819

Жыл бұрын

Slow but steady ,:-0

@mikemahoney6840

Жыл бұрын

I wish animals lived longer.Dogs make it to 15 which is just too short of a time.

I love how absolutely unpredictable this segment is.

That turtle flipping over on his/her back and the crowd's reaction cracked me up

@Newtman98

3 жыл бұрын

Came here to see if anyone else found that hilarious.

@petercipriani3307

3 жыл бұрын

@@Newtman98 Just rewatched it and it still made me laugh out loud

@Jiv_Ing57819

Жыл бұрын

Looking forward to this part ,:-0

@vs71597

Жыл бұрын

Lmfao I saw this comment before the turtle and the anticipation 100% paid off

She's got legs up to her ears! Always heard that expression and I finally get to see it!

@newwavepop

Жыл бұрын

i was just thinking i would do some tricks for her. ESPECIALLY then when i was 12.

Great how courteous and grateful Dave is to the ‘contestants’ for their participation in his shenanigans.

i dont think one of these pet segments ever made me feel as bad for the animals before as this one did. that poor cat just getting twisted and yanked all around, the ferret getting sick then no one cleaning it up as they are still up there wandering around, then that poor turtle confined to a god damn sink for decades.

We had a turtle for like 10 years when I was a kid... his name was Elvis and we found him in the woods in Mississippi... but then my dad let my brother take him and he lost him about a week later... but a few years ago, my mom was driving home from Mississippi back to Utah, and whilst crossing the river at Vicksburg, saw another turtle crossing the road about to get run over so she stopped and picked him up and brought him back to Utah I have been taking care of him ever since lol his name is Frank n I built him a little cage in my backyard for the summertime and he lives inside during winter

@pattysherwood7091

3 жыл бұрын

I love your story.

@sealteamryx6758

3 жыл бұрын

@@pattysherwood7091 why thank you lol actually last summer probably right after i wrote that, my grandma passed away in Mississippi and i had the family take Frank back home... he now lives in the pond behind my grandmas house

@reidellis1988

Жыл бұрын

@@sealteamryx6758 Great Story. I grew up in Utah. I found a Tiger Salamander at Bear Lake. It was 1980. I was 10. I was almost 25, married with a kid, when it died. I never imagined.

@sealteamryx6758

Жыл бұрын

@@reidellis1988 that's pretty wild it lived 15 years with you he mustve just barely hit adulthood when you found I don't know how long they live but that's impressive

@reidellis1988

Жыл бұрын

@@sealteamryx6758 It still had gills. Fyi.

One of the best - dog doing the pushups!

@kjoliver4125

5 жыл бұрын

Dogs are always in the push-up position anyway. MH

@Retro_Fan

3 жыл бұрын

I think the dog learned the push-ups from watching mom at night.

"The turtle is ah, obviously woozy" LOL....Man I loved Dave's remarks!!

I bet the segment producer must have some great stories.

this confirmed my image of long island

*fell in love with lady's owner* lol

Linda: "She's just a mixed breed." Dave: "Well, she looks nothing like my dog." That's a quick wit for you.

the ferret guy is the reason this bit is called stupid pet tricks.. lol

All d precious guests r soo smart and adorable....🥰🥰🥰🥰

David Letterman is hilarious 🤣🤣

She petted his shell after he toppled over! He can’t feel that!

@RagtimeAnnie

Жыл бұрын

Yes he CAN !

Pretty funny to see the bewildered reaction to owning ferrets as pets in the 80s! Not that they've become ubiquitous but I feel that most people would at least be able to recognize the species nowadays.

@randall-king

11 ай бұрын

Thanks to Kindergarten Cop.

Linda Weber....have mercy!

That is one docile cat, what is he on? Amazing reflexes by his owner at 1:22 though!

Dave wasn't expecting a legitimate answer to what kind of cats are these

I miss these.

This was the best segment! I miss letterman

I really liked the cat!!!! 🐱🐈

Me watching this video: 1:00 Aw, that poor cat! 2:45, 3:15 Aw, that poor ferret! 5:22 ... 8:19 Aw, that poor turtle!

@JimzAuto

3 жыл бұрын

‘...’ good one :)

@MJ-oi5wb

3 жыл бұрын

me too!!!

I lost it at the push up dog...so dumb lol

nice name for it push ups

Linda, and Elian don't need to tell anyone there from Long Island after they speak.

@bossfan49

3 жыл бұрын

...and a tuttle named Chawlie.

It's 2021 and that turtle is still the same size.

Poor Charlie....living in a basement sink! My Chasca lives outside wild, gets 3 balanced meals a week and goes to the vet 2x a year before hibernating and after...living the good life here in So. New Mexico...She's on my channel!!

@justayoutuber1906

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed - Turtles wander and a very territorial.

6:08 LOL gooooood Boy.

Poor turtle! They found him, have kept him in a basement sink for 18 years, and she didn't even give him any meat to eat when he went to such lengths to get it 😢

@guanqiaowang7586

5 жыл бұрын

@@danielwhittaker695 it's clearly s joke

@faterock9876543

5 жыл бұрын

I think she fed him when they showed the replay.

@babaskitchenukrainiansoulf9329

3 жыл бұрын

100 years in a goddamn basement sink. And you could tell he barely gets out to exercise. So stiff, with super long claws. People make me sick.

@bp8652

3 жыл бұрын

Box turtles eat meat?

My first thought when she said about her turtle, "He stands on his hind legs," was, "like Gamera??"

Is that Phillies hat that the cat wore, one of those that you used to get DQ sundaes in? I've never seen a dog do pushups before. That was hilarious. That turtle wouldn't be able to self-right would he? I thought Dave was going to ask, does the turtle puke?

@matthewsmile121

3 жыл бұрын

The dog was humping the floor

His weasels can vomit AND pop balloons on command? Thats one hell of a trick!

Those types of animals should be in their own habitat!!!

back when every middle aged guy dressed like bob ross.

Linda was adorable.

@justayoutuber1906

2 жыл бұрын

a spinner

Phillies fans booed the cat...

"Thomasina will balance a tin can on her hat on" Tom: No.

inspiring

polecat guy seemed like he was the most disappointed about his trick out of everyone

This is awesome! Do you happen to have the first installment of Stupid Pet Tricks? This goes beyond the Late Night show, right? I mean, this happened on the daytime show, too, right?

@dongiller

8 жыл бұрын

+Kung-E Muller There were 10 SPT on the morning show. I have them all but can't make them available here.

@KungEMuller

8 жыл бұрын

Don Giller I understand!

Poor turtle never got a meat treat for all that.

The last great of talk show hosts

Those were some seriously stupid pet tricks.

Linda❤

Thought he was going to say that when the lady walked out he wanted to do some push ups aswell

For me it's the alow motion replay!

That kind of push up is weird 😂

push-ups lol

That first cat looked abused 😢

The cat is just lazy. Turtle delivered.

I'd rename the trick to rolling over...

LOLOLOL

Poor cat scared to move 🤦

gamera never looked so good.

Becsuse weasels don't smell bad enough.

People from LongIsland seem to talk really fast!!!

Thats BTK pre BTK

no "pop goes the weasel " comments?

poor dave he about jumped out of his skin

Damn baby, why didn't you wear your tight jeans? 4:10

@jumbod

5 жыл бұрын

That was pre hipster too

The turtle was fucking amazing.!! 😲🤯

What happened to you, Jim?

Now I know why everybody in the world bugs me! Dave conditioned me to regard everyone as a stupid pet trick contestant. *exhasperated sigh* *eye roll to camera 2* *get him some Dramamine* Pretty sure I do that myself...

My cat can lay down and sleep. And I don’t think that dog was doing push-ups at all.

Charlie is the turtle's first name. I'd be willing to bet his last name is McConnell.

@ObamaFromKenya

2 жыл бұрын

@MsDanTanna the turtle is opposed to ending the filibuster

Proving once again that cats can do nothing.

@GooglSucksDisk

2 жыл бұрын

Ab so loot lee nuthing!!!!

@christopherb4015

Жыл бұрын

They can be little bastards..

@Maya_Pinion

Жыл бұрын

That's why they are cats.

@Maya_Pinion

Жыл бұрын

Sooooo,makes ya wonder who is dumber: cats or owners? 😏

:57 and then the killing spree started

That lady’s legs are freaky.

Lady’s owner was hot! ….years ago! Paulnot

You can tell that Jim is a ladies man.....

That Linda girl had freaky, skinny legs.

@BobbySacamano

4 жыл бұрын

I disagree. It's the high waist I think that throws off perspective. She is gorgeous

@litigioussociety4249

Жыл бұрын

Agreed, she has legs like a stork.

Linda's a babe