"Hi, this is Pizza Hut, how can I help you?" "The mayor."

@cmdrjanjalani

4 жыл бұрын

Both the mayor and his assistant's names (Domino and Hart) are inspired from Domino's and Pizza Hut

@nicholascoble

4 жыл бұрын

You owe me a pizza

@epicbacongaming2k117

4 жыл бұрын

ayyyyy gimmiedaweinerpeetzuh

@Juntou

4 жыл бұрын

You owe me a pizza

@hobosammich389

4 жыл бұрын

John?!?

The biggest disappointment of this game is the lack of robot hand backstory.

@michaelgwartney2672

4 жыл бұрын

10/10. A mastapiece. So glad they "expanded" the story of the robot hand. Brilliant work, Tetsuya Nomura and co. *applause*

@bluntobjct

4 жыл бұрын

When are we going to have a game where we can really FEEL like the robot hand?

@wwerock122

4 жыл бұрын

I wanted a backstory on the dart board in 7th heaven. I'm pissed. Also pissed they killed it when they dropped the plate.

@cmdrjanjalani

4 жыл бұрын

wished there was a 2 hour cutscene depicting the origin of Beck's Badasses.

@_Ikelos

4 жыл бұрын

the sad thing is that there actually is robot hand backstory in the shinra building...

Just checked back in on this video at the end of 2021, and it looks like all the haters changed their minds, and removed their dislikes on the video. More proof that dunkey is always right about video games.

@tehufn

2 жыл бұрын

Haha

@FatManDude13

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@fwef7445

2 жыл бұрын

im using a chrome extension, so I still see the down votes

@jaybomb5638

2 жыл бұрын

I hate Susan for removing the dislikes 😒. It’s fine if you disagree with me.

@silvesta5027

2 жыл бұрын

Nah I adore this game still. Dunkey is just nitpicking and biased so I win bye bye

This is my favorite negative review of a game/movie/etc that I like because he builds his case really well and throws in some awesome jokes. He gets me to think about stuff I might not have noticed. I love Dunkey's work

@parkxtra5901

2 жыл бұрын

@@dario4497 I think his death stranding review is good and funny but I also don’t like the game

@darkl3ad3r

2 жыл бұрын

@@dario4497 his original Death Stranding review is what got me to come around to his channel. It mirrors exactly how I felt about the game and was a hilarious way to show how bad the game truly was. It kind of drives me nuts that people dismiss his negative reviews as being just "jokes" or "sarcasm." It feels like gaslighting to make you think you're alone in your opinions and actually dunkey liked the games he's just making a funny video. Even in his re-review for Death Stranding he still ultimately admits it's a dumb flawed game. But that first review feels as honest and spot on as it can get.

@MenachemSchmuel

2 жыл бұрын

@@darkl3ad3r People who are bad at reading intent can get very confused at Dunkey videos. An unfortunate side effect of his style is that people who are dumb, stubborn, or trolls will try to shrug off any of the videos they disagree with with "oh he was just being sarcastic." In reality, for the most part, his serious videos and his sarcastic videos are very different from each other (I mean he even has a playlist for "serious videos") and even in the ones that mix both, he literally uses a comedy voice when he's telling jokes.

@InsanePorcupine

2 жыл бұрын

He concisely put all the valid criticisms into a tight 9 minutes like the legend he is.

@DsgSleazy

2 жыл бұрын

@@killout18 Oh wow, a person who likes something and can admit to being introduced to new ideas is an NPC, you're the type of little sped that people clowned during the controversy surrounding this video.

I still don’t understand why Cloud from smash bro’s needed his own game

@davidhong1934

4 жыл бұрын

Cloud already had a stand-alone Fire Emblem game. He doesn't need another one.

@blueberryshake333

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think this is funny the 3 millionth time.

@thebackup2121

4 жыл бұрын

You heard Dunkey, it's because now everyone has a backstory, because that's how Peter Jackson makes this game 🤷‍♂️

@finnabus633

4 жыл бұрын

Nadia K THANK YOU. I swear to god I see that same fucking joke over and over again

@lewis2255

4 жыл бұрын

FinnaBus I still don’t understand why cloud from smash bro’s needed his own game

Jessie: *On her last breath, dying* Cloud: "The mayor."

@gnarcissist7669

4 жыл бұрын

Nooooooo pizza!

@slyinkword9044

4 жыл бұрын

Cloud: *excitedly* "Pizza Time!" Jessie: "You're too late. Now I'll pay with my life." Cloud: "Huh? Hm... Uh!"

@dad5draco

4 жыл бұрын

You owe me a Pizza

@gurentgc3546

4 жыл бұрын

Is the best!

@adamkrzeslak4326

4 жыл бұрын

The mayor

Holy shit Dunkey really out did himself this time so many people are angry in the comment section about his review yet he doesn't have a single dislike

@OctopusShaman

2 жыл бұрын

That’s because dislikes have been removed from the sight of viewers it had plenty of dislikes but we just can’t see them unfortunately

@gdgd5194

2 жыл бұрын

@@OctopusShaman No shot, sherlock xDD

@OctopusShaman

2 жыл бұрын

@@gdgd5194 oh shit I didn’t even realize the original comment was a joke lmao

@shivamarya5225

2 жыл бұрын

He also refreshed the comments I think because all the negative ones were on top of the pile now they're barely seen. I dont agree with many of his reviews at all including this one, but I'm not disliking it or leaving a negative comment cause its his opinion

@lucrative6477

2 жыл бұрын

Why is everyone writing the same comment? Really cringey.

As someone who didn’t play the original game I went from, “oh this is pretty cool, I like the combat and it has an okay story”, to “WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON!?” once I got to the last 3 hours of the game, and then I sat there confused trying to figure out if this was the first part of the original or the full thing

@thewarmwind6171

2 жыл бұрын

The original had some very real issues, but it had a cohesive and engaging story. It's one of my favourite video games of all time. Everything I've heard makes me feel secure in the decision to not play the new one. Highly recommend you play the original and/or try to ignore the new release. You'll be far saner for it.

@jonathanlagace7974

2 жыл бұрын

From what I recall, at the very end of this Part 1 remake they add some stuff that wasn’t in the original. It felt like part vague foreshadowing, part tech demo as potentially a demonstration of how those Weapon (Emerald Weapon, Ruby Weapon, etc) fights might be done in future installments, and part nonsensical stuff which it’s hard to say if it’s new nonsense or foreshadowing of some of the bizarro shit that occurs in the later disks of the original FF7. So yeah, it’s understandable.

@fearingalma1550

2 жыл бұрын

@@jonathanlagace7974 The last moments of the game read to me like a statement of intent: Sephiroth tricks Cloud and company into basically *killing fate.* The writers are saying: "Things won't necessarily play out the same way this time." I only kept up with the reveal of Zack's survival of the end of Crisis Core because I've wiki walked for fun before playing, so a lot of people that are jumping in for the first time might be really, REALLY lost for this. There really wasn't any other way to end the story where it was, and provide a satisfying conclusion to the first part, it's narratively tricky to break the game up in such a way. But imagine trying to build the entire 3 disk PSX original at full HD scale. There's not enough dev time in the world, not enough assets in the world, to push out something so massive on one disc, one game. It's why RPGs kinda suck now- they were at their best when the standards of detail weren't so high. We could lose ourselves in worlds, but now the standards are so high for immersion that just rendering a town takes 50 GB of assets. That said, I *loved* this remake. The combat is tight and satisfying, Cloud has some nice development even without the full reveal of his backstory, and the writing is hilarious and serious when it has to be. I'm looking forward to Part 2 immensely. That said, I also don't have the love affair with the original the way a lot of others did, I played about 20 hours of FFVII PSX. Still need to finish it.

@ppicci

2 жыл бұрын

@@fearingalma1550 finally a comment that actually makes sense! this game is wonderful and people throwing shit at it are just a bunch of gatekeepers. the soundtrack has been wonderfully rearranged and I loved it, they even put some serious efforts into the electronics tracks, they are so well made and enjoyable. gameplay is fun and has been polished while still maintaining some old mechanics. graphics is breathtaking and it runs amazingly on PS4 (played it on pro) considering the hardware. and let's finally talk about the so controversial plot, narratively wise they made a genius move with that fate thing (wanna keep it vague to avoid spoilers), it is a REMAKE in every sense and way possible and to me that is a really smart move, we just gotta see what square's intentions are for the next chapters. last thing I agree on what you said about how massive and difficult it would be to transpose the whole old game to the new one, I'm upset too about the pricings honestly but the disc thing kinda makes sense and the first part of the game honestly already felt like a complete game with tons of hours of quality and fun content, it even has some good replay value! I'm tired of arguing and debating with dunkey fanboys and gatekeepers repeating his shitty points :/ it honestly felt like a good anime and it made me laugh too, never experienced any cringey moment people were bitching about and those "anime grunts" make sense if we think about Cloud's character and personality, I think people forgot he's a kid in an adult world whom has been in coma for 5 years.

@robopiplup5193

2 жыл бұрын

@@fearingalma1550 Pretty much my feelings, except I actually finished original VII not too long ago. My first real go at FF was VIII and I completely skipped VII as a kid (played first game on NES when I was like five but got filtered hard). I guess I could see myself being a fanboy of PSX VII if I actually played it back then, considering I still absolutely love VIII, despite all of its glaring issues.

Cloud: The Mayor The Server: The Mayo President Shinra: The Mono Dunkey: The Mako

@ronanelliott9709

4 жыл бұрын

Snake: Psycho Mantis?

@duncanschuck1141

4 жыл бұрын

Anyone: *Exist* Cloud: THE MAYOR

@sargesacker2599

4 жыл бұрын

Hind D?

@e.s.4958

4 жыл бұрын

There is no way Dunkey is Mako Mankanshoku from Kill la Kill

@professorbeef5252

4 жыл бұрын

Mono

Honestly, Cloud does seem like the kinda guy who would walk around saying "The mayor" to open a conversation.

@annadidathingy2832

4 жыл бұрын

Severe mental trauma can do that to a guy. Let's be thankful he still can form sentences.

@manboy4720

4 жыл бұрын

the hair wax keeping his hair spiky is getting absorbed by his brain and it's giving him brain damage. i think i'm getting that braib dabige

@Ghostkiller__166

4 жыл бұрын

Tifa: hi cloud Cloud: the mayor Tifa: umm.. what? Cloud: the mayor Tifa: I don't understa.. Cloud: the mayor

@nathanmarkus9823

4 жыл бұрын

It’s a very Cloud thing to do.

@byronjohncoxiv8520

4 жыл бұрын

The mayor

"ANYBODY ORDER A FUCKING PIZZA!?" Jessie didn't

Anime-grunting is a real problem, we need to take a stand against schoolgirls making these old-man noises whenever they move an inch.

Jessie: *Literally Dying* Cloud: Yeah I'll have a large with extra cheese.

@unlimited8410

4 жыл бұрын

The Mayor

@jojonta2119

4 жыл бұрын

Jessie: fucking Dies Cloud: I'll have 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda

@MrDevidu

4 жыл бұрын

He was doing the joking denial thing. It was actually touching if you were paying attention.

@shu270

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrDevidu pizza

@khayle05

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrDevidu i want hawaiian pizza pls

Dunkey you dingus. Obviously she had to carry the baby as slowly as possible in order to meet the requirements of the Strand-type genre.

@ALionlikeMane

4 жыл бұрын

CunningCondor (oh my fucking lord, Dunkey has the best comments section 🤣🤣🤣)

@KreativeHogwartsLegacyGUIDES

4 жыл бұрын

kojima approves

@Dragonage2ftw

4 жыл бұрын

Cringey.

@thebigoof9458

4 жыл бұрын

Obviously we all know the superior strand-type game; Snowrunner, a masterpiece in delivery simulation.

@coolmanyea5030

4 жыл бұрын

CunningCondor I was the 1,000th like

Those first 50 seconds hold literally the best review I've ever heard. I comeback to this from time to time just to brighten my day

@jaybomb5638

Жыл бұрын

Same here lol, I love the game but man Dunkey summed it perfectly.

@colesephhh9546

11 ай бұрын

ANYBODY ORDER A FUCKIN PIZZA?

That Hobbit comparison is spot-on. I'm playing the game right now and I couldn't agree more with just about every point in this review. The longer it goes on, the worse the Nomura-isms and anime tropes become. At least the anime mouth sounds aren't anywhere near as prevalent as they were in KH3... I'm on chapter 10 now and my enthusiasm is waning by the minute. Also, maybe it's just me but having every female character either tell Cloud how _amazing_ he is or just outright throw themselves at Cloud non-stop in every single one of their shared scenes just feels like a particularly pathetic attempt at pandering to the player to me. ... sure is pretty though.

@farrel_ra

Жыл бұрын

I just love the fighting style bro

@HansAlRachid

Жыл бұрын

@@farrel_ra Which is completely fair! The combat definitely ain't bad - my personal annoyance with the presentation has no bearing on anyone else's enjoyment.

@farrel_ra

Жыл бұрын

@@HansAlRachid I actually just finished Ch. 10 too.. damn that sewers & right after it (Ch. 11 - Train Graveyard) SUCKS ASS. I HATE PROLONGED MAZE-LIKE LEVEL

@jesuszamora6949

Жыл бұрын

​@Farrel Rafi Honestly, putting the combat into something without the bastardized story would have been better. No one would be complaining about a Bouncer remake or some dumb shit like that.

Dunkey, I don’t understand how 2020 is almost halfway over and you’ve failed to review the hottest game of the past decade. Garfield Kart: Furious Racing. It’s one of the hottest currently on sale games on the Nintendo Switch store

@shalevboneh5552

4 жыл бұрын

Personally I stopped listening to dunkey after he never reviewed Garfield kart

@justafan395

4 жыл бұрын

Yet, here you are

@bens808

4 жыл бұрын

@@justafan395 jokes on you kid... this is a simulation

@willguytheweebynye3873

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry, I'm more of an original Garfield Kart guy myself.

@munico6055

4 жыл бұрын

We need this now

Everyone on Twitter to Dunkey: You owe me a pizza. Dunkey: The Mayor.

@justincao10

4 жыл бұрын

...Is the best!

@markw1247

4 жыл бұрын

Don't put mayo on pizza.

@hesoyam5505

4 жыл бұрын

Cloud also still asking his money

@Tragicide

4 жыл бұрын

Dear dunkey, I quite respectfully disagree with your views on this game... that’s about it.

@tacticalmelon

4 жыл бұрын

@Tragicide, did you mean to reply to this guy wen you commented?

broke: The Mayor woke: CHAOS

Donkey is one of the few youtubers who doesn't get carried away by hype or fanboyism when he reviews a game. We need more dunkeys in our world.

@DarqZX

2 жыл бұрын

@@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 Yeah if the guy is saying dunkey doesn't know how to use a map, then it's best to assume he gets lost the majority of times

@ididntaskverified3663

Жыл бұрын

Knack 2?

@theovlach

Жыл бұрын

Except Nintendo.

@MrPine656

Жыл бұрын

@@theovlach Xenoblade 3

@glungusgongus

Жыл бұрын

@@MrPine656 Dunkey gave game of the year to a Mario game bruh.

Name: *Cloud* Sex: -*Male* ✅ -Female Looking for: -Girlfriend -Sephiroth -The *Mayor* ✅ Edit: came back just to let you know that I already complained on Twitter because dunkey doesn’t like a game I like, smh

@aortaplatinum

4 жыл бұрын

If you press up, down, left, right, and then hold C while pressing Start you get the option to look for sailors

@jonw9791

4 жыл бұрын

Im far too busy to talk. I am the Mayor after all.

@koopatroop6531

4 жыл бұрын

@@aortaplatinum there was no C button on ps1 or ps4. Sorry

@WoodlandDrake

4 жыл бұрын

@@aortaplatinum if you hold the controller behind your head, flick the control stick up and down exactly 32 times in 5 seconds, hold down the share button and touch the tip of your nose with your tongue, then... I forget what happens...

@solaireofludomedia1323

4 жыл бұрын

Now I’m imagining Sephiroth appearing for an incredible fight and Cloud just looking for The Mayor thank you

The Mayor." "Sorry?" "You owe me a pizza." "Sir, this is Walgreens."

@tron6760

3 жыл бұрын

The mayor

@John-jg2km

3 жыл бұрын

I am the mayor after all

@UploadsfortheSoul

3 жыл бұрын

"This sucks!"

@DrRAZI99

3 жыл бұрын

The Mayo

@tinyt.w.i.m7291

2 жыл бұрын

Oh shoot. 5kth like congrats

Can you remake the first minute of this video 20 years from now and stretch it out to an hour?

@youhaveayds8975

3 ай бұрын

This is in the bad future where dunkey gives up and starts making hour long video essays about video games

The idea that Sephiroth doesn't have anything going on in his life is one I adore.

Cloud throughout the game: "Uh?" "Huh?" "A flower?" "Tifa?!" "Psycho mantis?"

@greenpinapple820

4 жыл бұрын

"Get out of my mind... -Liqiud- SEPHIROTH" Cloud

@seana3052

4 жыл бұрын

Metal Gear?

@emblemblade9245

4 жыл бұрын

You’re that ninja...

@RunehearthCL

4 жыл бұрын

@@emblemblade9245 ninja?

@EverythingIsMacabre

4 жыл бұрын

The mayor.

Cloud walking around just saying "the mayor" to people is probably the most Cloud thing to do.

@davidshovlin2783

4 жыл бұрын

I really wanted him to tell one of them he was Captain Basch

@afronight

4 жыл бұрын

The mayor was supposed to be a secret code word to find the avalanche moles cause the mayor is on your side.

@tylercafe1260

4 жыл бұрын

@@davidshovlin2783 Now that's why I pay $60

"Camera keeps pulling back. Will Smith Men in Black." Greatest rhyme of all time.

I always like how Dunkey can simplify a comparison between 2 games "OG FFVII - goofy game with serious moments" "Remake - serious game with goofy moments" as well as "TLOU1 ending - dark ending disguised as a happy ending" "TLOU2 ending - happy ending disguised as a dark ending"

@gypruzzcaccamo6586

Жыл бұрын

I can agree on everything else, but TLOU2 was anything BUT a happy ending. It was a downer ending.

@macdoninri

Жыл бұрын

@@gypruzzcaccamo6586 well i guess in the context of all the horrible things in that game, TLOU 1's peaceful ending was built on a lie to protect someone but stiill screwed others. while TLOU2, Ellie had nonstop flashbacks of Joel fuelling her. Dark, brutal flashbacks. Only at the end she got a split second smiling joel flashback, and she broke away from a cycle that could keep endangering her. It couldve gone worse, but she can always reconnect with those around her that she lost touch with. Instea of draging em down. Agaian, its not Fully happy, literally, more like "better than the alternative" but yea, just my appreciation on Dunkeys simplification sometimes. but I respect your opinion of it being a crazy downer. I was super sad when i cant play the guitar and cant complete the song she was writing on her notebook the entiire game.

@rooty

11 ай бұрын

How is the TLOU2 ending happy? Everybody lost everything and gained absolutely nothing.

@jackalplays5178

10 ай бұрын

@@rooty ellie regained her humanity at the end when she spared abby. The entire game she is a homicidal maniac so at the end where she decideds to let abby go, we know that ellie is done for good and she has a chance at leading a fulfilling life for the future, or at least one Joel would have wanted for her.

@rooty

10 ай бұрын

@@jackalplays5178 true, but she could have done that at the beginning. So she didn't really gain anything, she just returned to square one, at the cost of losing her friends, her lover, her adoptive child, and her mental health. She had to kill and torture dozens of people, which is not something you just forget about and move on. And again, all she "gained" was the peaceful life she already had before. Not a happy ending. But then I don't consider any ending to be happy even when the heroes save the day, if all they manage to do after an emotionally scarring ordeal is restore the status quo.

jessie: *in her last minute* cloud: yeah pepperoni, large.

@gchu149

4 жыл бұрын

NorDaggur One pepperone! And I better get it too.

@glorioustigereye

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah a number 9, Number 9 large I want that. Would death hinder this order?

@patrickzantomaster

4 жыл бұрын

“The mayor”

@funnyfortnitemoments1922

4 жыл бұрын

One large doodoo pizza

@TheWastedFox

4 жыл бұрын

Pepperoni nips

I was really expecting a "Psycho Mantis?" in the middle of the "the mayor" compilation

@JEMknight657

4 жыл бұрын

you're that ninja

@user-wc2zq8cl7j

4 жыл бұрын

لا يالإسلام

@PauloLz

4 жыл бұрын

I was expecting it on the "robo arm" part! Lmao

@ChubbsterBrown

4 жыл бұрын

I was expecting a "I'm looking for sailors"

@phantomkrieger2744

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine if psycho mantis just shows up in Midgar alongside snake and gray fox and they are doing their bullshit in the background. Honestly it probably wouldn’t make the story anymore convoluted than it already is.

The original is one of my favorite games ever. I really, really liked this remake too. The combat is damn fun and the highpoints like air buster fight hit so damn hard. Main characters while corny, are pretty faithful to the original ones. Soundtrack is mastapeece, and overall audiovisually the game smells like money. In a good way. And I agree with all of dunk's criticism. The game would be a lot better without the needless padding. It seeps through badly on repeat playthroughs. And the padding does take away from the urgency of the story. Sephiroth has no menace or impact left, he's now like a weird co-worker you see every morning. Nomura-ghosts suck dick. If they want the ongoing story to deviate from the original, they could've done it without this timeline dumbfuckery.

@vincentgraymore

2 жыл бұрын

Just asking. I agree with the ghosts and Sephiroth thing (although more forgiving of Sephiroth than the whisperers) but is it overall positive for you, and would you like so many others insist that this new "storyline" was needed in order to be interesting?

@KeijoAmbersson

2 жыл бұрын

@@vincentgraymore Overall it was positive, I really did enjoy myself, enough to do another hardmode playthrough + Weiss recently. I watched also watched Spoiler mode with maximillian dood few days ago, and he does highlight some good and clearly planned stuff on the plot. So maybe i'm a bit more forgiving on it now. Still hate the ghosts though. And there is a big risk on future parts. They have more freedom now to do new stuff, but some of the new stuff is not exactly encouraging. But then again, things like honeybee and hell house are practically new, they share very little with their original counterparts, and are amazing. I guess it is kind of exciting not knowing what they'll do. Or a mix of excitement and dread.

@800words.

2 жыл бұрын

I agree with you but I still really enjoyed the game

@jaybomb5638

2 жыл бұрын

I still enjoy the game but i actually like the ghosts

@basidiomycota5067

2 жыл бұрын

They're really not that faithful. Cloud doesn't crack dumbass jokes in the original. He's quite, reserved, and very serious. In the remake he's an annoying bitch.

The FF7 remake reminds me of Star Wars sequel trilogy or Rebuild of Evangelion. They start out trying to retell the story, and eventually it becomes a meta-commentary about how infinitely profound it is to be a fan of this one thing from decades ago. It's not that they make changes, changes are fine. It's that for every change, there's all this meta self awareness built in about how incredible it is that they changed something, and how infinitely rich the story is as a result. These franchises are collapsing under the weight of their own fandoms, who at this point are the creatives. Good media experiences come from people who have interesting life experiences and imaginations and intellectual histories. If you hand over Star Wars to groups of people whose entire life experience is "being a star wars fan", you get a movie about the meaning of being a star wars fan. That's what FF7 remake feels like.

@deecee1853

7 ай бұрын

Great comparison

@lpstweetytv5242

7 ай бұрын

Literally this

@dukenukem7043

6 ай бұрын

u stole this from critical drinker but still great comment all the same

@smsry

4 ай бұрын

holy fuck this is like the best comparision. Im only half way thru the Rebuilds but I somewhat know that they change shit for some reason. Maybe it will be good because ive heard a lot of praise for the last movie but holy shit does 7R suffer from this exact issue. I'd REALLY be interested if this was done to a story or a game which wasnt good or successful tho. Like doing the "changing something because its cool and it makes the story interesting" to a pre-existing bad story, that would be really interesting to see. but doing it to 7 which was a fine story to begin with, is just strange to me. like at this point the stakes are less of "Whoah whats gonna happen in the story next?" and more of a "Whoah what are they gonna change to show how profound it is to change the story". Im so fucking glad i went and played the OG after 7R because itd be really sad to go thru the story of 7 thru 7R trilogy as a newcomer.. Its also a stupid ass argument of "Fans have already played 7, so its cool to change stuff because everyone already knows the story" when FF7 is the most milked game in the studio's entire catalogue and has 20 games and a grey ass movie attached to it which means the fans will literally eat up anything with the ff7 logo attached to it which means remaking the original story would still sell millions.

I was really surprised at the end when nomura took off his cloak to reveal that he was frogs all along.

@queequegtheater6093

4 жыл бұрын

Can confirm. Source: Got Omnislash without ribbons in the original

@davidhong1934

4 жыл бұрын

I really expected Eeyore to be under that cloak. Eeoyre tends to be behind these things.

@klaus1018

4 жыл бұрын

@@AodinValar ff7r is after cc and before ac.

@DoctorPhileasFragg

4 жыл бұрын

@@klaus1018 I think Aodin is commenting on the nature of the changes, especially the fan speculation that Sephiroth in the remake is from the future. In that case, Remake really does take place after Advent Children. and in which case this is a sequel and not a remake. That's the joke.

Sephiroth is such a no life that he showed up in Smash just to fight Cloud because he has nothing better to do.

@onezerosevensix

3 жыл бұрын

amen

@adrianbanderas1950

3 жыл бұрын

well I mean Sephiroth got killed because of cloud and he wanted to become a god-like thing but nOOOOOOOO cloud also ruined that so you cant blame him

@oneewingedangel

3 жыл бұрын

Cloud: "Finally, I have beaten fate, escaped to Smash and am rid of Sephiroth" *One Winged Angel starts playing*

@skypiratecaptain

3 жыл бұрын

that's such a rip off of kingdom hearts

@BubbleMan-gd1md

3 жыл бұрын

You know Smash isn't cannon to Final Fantasy, right? I understand you want to complain but don't make it about something stupid.

The guy actually did say "mako" not "mana" therefore, Dunkey is a bad critic. I must record a 40-minute video explaining why. Prepare yourself for the reckoning

@DirectorOFun

2 жыл бұрын

Still waiting for that video.

@ohnnyj82

2 жыл бұрын

He's right, the president is using the correct Japanese pronunciation. It's not may-ko, it's ma(as in mama)-ko. I highly recommend setting the language to Japanese with English subtitles.

The reveal of Numora might be the best moment in Dunky videos history.

Square really knows how to write reactions to death: “You owe me a pizza” vs “who else will I eat ice cream with”

@evanpatak5633

4 жыл бұрын

BriskyPenguin Context

@WinstonOfDojima

4 жыл бұрын

Ham Hands i know man all the people hating haven’t even played the game all the lines in the game are edited down to just the worst parts and all out of context with actual dialogue in between cut out to make it look bad and funny.

@impmadness

4 жыл бұрын

Or just silence, like in the original. Wait that’s actually good

@banzaikampfmaschine_der_echte

4 жыл бұрын

@@WinstonOfDojima but the dialogs are bad

@brandanladikos6406

4 жыл бұрын

Okay... I have a very long and dumb explanation on why I feel Roxas' reaction was good. But I can't word good. So yes, Square makes me want to rip my peepee off anytime I hear dialogue.

cons "the game drags on for too long and it sucks 0/5" pros "it doesn't have random encounters and its not turned based combat so its a 5/5"

@30yovegan34

4 жыл бұрын

1/5 The game doesn;t make you FEEL like final fantasy

@monstergelo1072

4 жыл бұрын

Compelling and true

@PingerSurprise

4 жыл бұрын

It has a little something for everyone

@phantomkrieger2744

4 жыл бұрын

To much water 3/5

@davidhong1934

4 жыл бұрын

9/10, it had a little something for everyone

Came back to this to say the voice acting has actually gotten better, it feels like the voice actors really grew into the characters

@joel.orleans

3 ай бұрын

i think that’s a major thing BUT another big thing is the game is a lot more comfortable with being what it is. it’s more willing to be silly at times that are uncommon and more serious when it needs to happen. The writing is way better this time. and a big thing is just bc the cringe KNOWS it’s cringe

@samoth5161

2 ай бұрын

I think it was always good, there was just some awful dialogue in the script for this first game

I think part of the problem dialogue wise is square's voice directing. Vanille is a perfect example. they told her English VA to sound EXACTLY like the Japanese one, anime sighs/grunts and all. like what? why... ff7 remake must've done the same kind of directing. it's just more tolerable here (for me at least... honestly I had no issues here). my biggest complaint is replaying it. modern game trappings suck. aka soooo many scripted events you can't skip. my hard mode run was basically groaning until I got in battle because I got tired of squeezing Cloud through walls and passage ways.

@namekiz3199

2 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile i have no problem with devil may cry 5 cutscene, the English voice sync perfectly with the charaters in that game. Capcom know the shit, while square is just suck

@Rithysak101

2 жыл бұрын

@@namekiz3199 Capcom prioritize English voice acting over japanese where square enix is the opposite. Although Nico voice acting is worse than anything in ff7.

@namekiz3199

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rithysak101 i don't think there are any prioritize, jp voice has always been good in any game, it's just the matter of how they want english voice to be, square was just lazy with that

@Jfray252

Жыл бұрын

@@namekiz3199 FF12 is considered by many one of the best in jrpg, ff13, ff14 , ff15 are top tier of dubbing and they actually have lip sync. FF7R dub is excellent, the problem is the english script has full of mistranslation and prioritize sighs/grunts instead to have a good translation (Ironnicaly in other language the script is more faithful to the jp script). Square made excellent dub but lack consistency, they made good dub with nier or ff but bad one with kingdom hearts or trial mana

The real title for this game should be "Everyone is thirsty for Cloud."

@daitiri

4 жыл бұрын

While Cloud is thirsting for Sephiroth and grieving for Zack

@RasenRendanX

4 жыл бұрын

well everyone IRL is

@UnlockedANDunleashed

4 жыл бұрын

@@daitiri he doesnt remember zack at this point of the game, maybe he will 2-3 games later

@Sorrelhas

4 жыл бұрын

"Including Me" I mean, he's the perfect blend of feminine and masculine

@ricemenarq6230

4 жыл бұрын

everyone is thirstyforeveryone

"Camera keeps pulling back, Will Smith, Men in Black" - Most Underrated Line of the Century

@babyspine

4 жыл бұрын

I like it when he said "anybody order a pizza!?" right after that line, I was dead.

@conradbrooks1760

4 жыл бұрын

I went out of my way to get a pizza when I first saw this video.

@Glace1221

4 жыл бұрын

And then the characters start talking.

@sixx6789

4 жыл бұрын

Fucking bars

@mrvaporiz

3 жыл бұрын

He's got good rhythm during that whole part It was slick

There's padding out a game and then there's FF7 Remake.

I feel like you know you're watching an anime story when a character has debilitating headaches that are remnants of or flashbacks to their backstory. Thank you for bringing this to light.

@Danker19991

11 ай бұрын

Lol your comment sums up how much you actually know about the game. He isn’t having flashbacks, he’s seeing visions of the future from the original game when he loses his mind and everyone dies.

@jspantonio8807

8 ай бұрын

Your comment just shows that you haven’t played the game

@UncleCastro

7 ай бұрын

@@jspantonio8807 okay

@UncleCastro

7 ай бұрын

@@Danker19991 okay 👌

"FF7 remake is the first 5 hours of final fantasy 7 but 30 hours" I thought this was an overstatement not an understatement

@seanhogan9196

3 жыл бұрын

I'm playing the original myself and my god, I totally get it. You're through Don Corneo's mansion in 2.5 hours. Two screens later you're in the train graveyard. Everything is soooooo much faster

@sublime_tv

3 жыл бұрын

@@seanhogan9196 Don't forget Don's bodyguard has a fucking backstory now just so they can stretch out the game. Dunkey perfectly explains the good and bad of this game imo. Game would've been fine if they cut 10-15 hours.

@charlyj1321

3 жыл бұрын

@@sublime_tv Exactly and take out the new story stuff and this game would be a pretty damn recreation of ff7

@nineten9011

2 жыл бұрын

@@sublime_tv I actually the game adding stuff.

@DirectorOFun

2 жыл бұрын

I’m really not a big fan on how redundant the remake feels; I really wish they stayed more true to the original.

I thought the “You owe me a pizza” joke when Jessie dies was an edit. That is very much a real thing that happens in-game.

@piebombs5636

3 жыл бұрын

Granted the line delivery was a little off but with the context it made sense, it was actually kind of a sweet line especially coming from someone as socially awkward as Cloud. He wasn’t able to eat Jessie’s Mum’s cooking last time at her house and she said he could get one next time. He makes valid points about the game but I’d agree that he purposefully excludes context from clips for effect sometimes which isn’t great when reviewing things.

@WAyuso34

3 жыл бұрын

@@piebombs5636 it’s still cold he could have said something more appropriate with the situation instead he had more concern for fucking pizza

@piebombs5636

3 жыл бұрын

@@WAyuso34 yeah it was seemingly cold, but cloud isn’t used to emotional interactions at this point in the game. You have to remember that cloud has been training as a SOLDIER for pretty much his entire teenage years and didn’t develop socially. If he had said “oh Jessie please don’t die we have so many memories to share” it wouldn’t have made any sense for his character. He didn’t care about the pizza, at her house he was less than enthused when they were talking about it, this was his way of attempting to say he cared about her and didn’t want her to die even if it came out wrong

@WAyuso34

3 жыл бұрын

@@piebombs5636 eh fair point

@Da1337Man

3 жыл бұрын

I'd probably say the same thing if i was in Cloud's shoes. It's a thing that people do who don't like displaying their emotional side, so they crack a stupid joke at an inappropriate time to mask what they're really feeling. Then once they're alone and can't lie to themselves anymore about the pain they bottle up inside, they may or may not snap.

In the original, Jesse's death (along with Biggs and Wedge) is emotional despite the player not really interacting with them much. Barret has several outbursts of rage and outbursts of despair, with Cloud and Tifa trying to calm him down. In the remake Cloud wants a pizza

@vincentgraymore

Жыл бұрын

In the Remake, you have literal time cops watching a terrorist bleed out and ensuring that she does during what is supposed to be a heartfelt moment. They would with force drag Cloud and Tifa away if they tried to heal her, and it stands to reason that they would toss her off the pillar is she survived on her own (like how they toss Wedge off the Shinra building way to late). I don't get how that is supposed to inspire the same immersion as the OG had about death being sudden and might take a while to realize what actually happened. We also saw history undone as well as someone survived an impossible situation, so it feels surreal in comparison to the OG.

@vedaryan334

Жыл бұрын

It's not even the line itself that's bad. Itself a reference I think, but the voice acting doesn't do it justice like at all, even if cloud is supposed to be awkward. It should be more like Ryan Gosling and less Keanu Reeves

@hamachibeans4471

Жыл бұрын

@@vedaryan334 I now get what they were going for with the pizza line, obviously it supposed to inspire hope and be lighthearted like “you’ll make it through this and get me that pizza”. Movies and stuff do that all the time, but the voice actor for cloud took bad acting to an art form like the room or some shit. It’s not that it sounded like he was reading off a script, cause he put a hint of emotion into it, but the emotion he put in was fuckin annoyance. He sounded genuinely ticked off he wasn’t getting his pizza. Due to that delivery, I didn’t realize they where going for that movie cliche of “you’ll get out of this” when I heard that line out of context. The voice actor for cloud truly went above and beyond to make it an awful delivery

@junzeroni

Жыл бұрын

In the original, I was actually pretty taken aback when these characters got dispatched. Regardless of how I felt about Avalanche, it made me angry at Shinra Corp. and made me want to bring the fight to their HQ. In this version of the game, all three characters are annoying as hell and I was looking forward to them getting wrecked.

@intestines6343

11 ай бұрын

in the original i didnt give a single fuck about those 3 but i kinda like the characters in the remake

You have to grind the story to get to the combat. Well put and is exactly how I felt. And so many pointless obstacles like go find this button and push it to turn on electricity, which is always dead for some reason. Gates are locked, oh. How can a fucking gate stop Cloud?

@Gamerboy-gl7di

7 ай бұрын

This game is mockery of every final fantasy out there

@benjamindeh873

7 ай бұрын

Oh yeah, "YoU NeD To PoWeR DoWn 4 cityblock SiZEd Lamps To PoWer Up A GaTe That Has To SliDe 2 mEetERrs TO The LEft!

@CasualWatcher279

4 ай бұрын

wouldn't be a problem if he was actually the main character, like Zach (or whatever the crisis core guy was called)

Dunkey: *has fair points * Internet: “so you have chosen death”

@darkmoon2503

4 жыл бұрын

"You think you can just DISLIKE something that I LIKE?! H-how dare you! Now my nostalgia is ruined!" 😡😤😫

@slopsterman4793

4 жыл бұрын

You absolute trash KZreadr how dare you not like a game I like

@johnherrera5261

4 жыл бұрын

I'm still getting hate notifications from two weeks ago when I said the remake sucked lol

@CheeseMaster75ok

4 жыл бұрын

When he hated on RDR2 (my favorite game) I watched the video, laughed, disagreed, and moved on. But FF7R fans just can't let this one go.

@ellisaustinpalacay2799

4 жыл бұрын

The reason i really didn’t like this dunk review was him really disregarding the experience a new player may have witg the game

Major character: *Fucking dies* Cloud: You owe me a pizza

@LAVATORR

3 жыл бұрын

Cloud is Detective Halligan from Mystery of the Druids but with a better credit score.

@Asher17

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, it was supposed to be a callback to her asking cloud out and offering to make him some special pizza and cloud was just trying to give her a "hold on, you can't die" kind of thing.......that being said, still hilarious, especially because the voice actor said it so forcefully that he comes off as being more angry that she didn't give him pizza than sad that she's dying.

@SMCTPG

3 жыл бұрын

Yea the way he says it cracks me up every time

@oux3456

3 жыл бұрын

Nomura did it again, icecream scene ...

@wowsuchhandle

2 жыл бұрын

This game in japanese makes more sense, but still too streched out at times.

Still come back to watch this video when I remember this game. Every point you made Dunkey was exactly how I felt lol love this video.

As someone who played the og and remake, i have legit worries about the future of this game. Midgar is such a small part of the final game, most people are out of there between 2-4 hours max, my and a lot of others fear is that major parts of the future game will be straight up removed or downsized. They still have to bring in so many places and characters plus the massive under water parts. If they spent 27 hours plus just on Midgar, it's obvious others won't get this style of treatment. Don't even get me started on the Sephiroth bull in this game. He shouldn't even be in this game if it's focused on Midgar. SE couldn't help blowing their load putting Sephiroth in every 20 minutes because it's 'cool' despite the fact it makes no sense. In fact it ruins Sephiroth as a final boss because you see and fight him all the time. Kind of like Seymour in FF 10 It ruins the final battle with him because you fight the git 3 times before the final fight.

@sosbrigaders

Жыл бұрын

I agree. Only 2 more games left in the series and there is still loads to cover. And sephiroth as the final boss? Like how are they gunna build up the final fight with sephiroth now? And zack is alive smh, they turned the story into a shitshow

@ljvwright

Жыл бұрын

@@sosbrigaders The final game will have to be over 150gb of memory space. It has too. When we get to the airship and can move from place to place it's going to be incredibly jarring if the places aren't beefed up like Midgar. Places like Junon, Wutai etc will have to be done in similar fashion to make sense.

@ljvwright

Жыл бұрын

@@sosbrigaders The final fight will probably be some bull crap and it'll probably be someone like Jenova, again, or the actual meteor 🤣🤣

@hunterhorsehelmsley7315

Жыл бұрын

Midgar was not that short lmao. It's around 8 hours of a 30 hour game. So around 1/3 which seems about right.

@ljvwright

Жыл бұрын

@@hunterhorsehelmsley7315 8 hours in Midgar, my God man you must play the game incredibly slow. I was genuinely out in 2 hours. And you are just wrong about it being a 30 hour game and about it being 1/3. Its more like 1/10th.

"Camera keeps pulling back, Will Smith in Men in Black" This man is a goddamn genius.

@ultimaxkom8728

4 жыл бұрын

He sure is. Dunkey really is a genius, and I'm dead serious.

@victorc1706

4 жыл бұрын

Bars

@SlimesmoreUK

4 жыл бұрын

Genuinely laughed my ass off at that intro

@Critical_HitZ

4 жыл бұрын

“Anybody order a fucking pizza?” I come back to this video just for the intro

@josephgray455

4 жыл бұрын

i didnt get it can someone explain

Well, it's like my anime grandpa always used to say: "uh, ugh. Agh. Uh. Uh. Hm. Ugh. Ah. Uhg. Uh. huh. Hah. Uh. Ah. Ugh."

@jackcobb2928

4 жыл бұрын

Put some more come on PUT SOME MORE UGGH HA GUUGH UUGH AAAAA

@justinh7560

4 жыл бұрын

Hmph. Oh?

@phasedcloak2835

4 жыл бұрын

Tim Allen? Is that you?

@randomness928

4 жыл бұрын

Do you think they write these into the script or are they ad-libbed?

@ChipsMcClive

4 жыл бұрын

An anime Tim Allen

6:49 "insert disk 2" Dunkey was really ahead of his time

As a weeb… I fuckin hate anime grunting, no one likes it weeb or not. Please stop doing this in games, tv, any media. It’s ok for there to be silence.

@dalgusmaximus4557

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, just like how normal people talk.

I absolutely pissed myself when he brought in the Tekken 3 character select

@antonassenmacher860

4 жыл бұрын

"Switch characters"

@francisdaly1757

4 жыл бұрын

Hwoarang

@TRusheeRush

4 жыл бұрын

This dude peppers in so much Tekken into his videos but he never talks about it directly and has like one video where he actually plays it. I'm waiting for the inevitable heel turn video where dunkey finally declares that Mario is for chumps and Kessen is actually his favorite game series of all time.

@engladtur

4 жыл бұрын

Was t that Tekken Tag Tournament 1? I could be wrong..

@therepugnantmama2158

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah fuck tekken 3 characters screen tekken 1 is where it at baby. Ps tekken 15 has the best character screen but I didn't say that okay

dunkey, how am i supposed to know if the game is good or not if you don't put a number at the end of the video?

@pippofranco879

4 жыл бұрын

9/5 not quite like knack 2, but close

@seanthom7949

4 жыл бұрын

he's wearing the red flannel

@saberalter1586

4 жыл бұрын

That ominous FF7 music in the last 30 seconds was not a big hint? What about the use of devil magic?

@habencon4082

4 жыл бұрын

If I had to guess, it would be a 2/5 for him

@ewanreid3823

4 жыл бұрын

9/10 got a little something for everybody /s

I'll be honest dunkey, I thought this was an awful take. Worst of all of your takes - but when I saw that the video had zero dislikes, I was convinced that you were right all along. Someone with zero dislikes just can't be wrong about something like this, I'm sorry.

@sasoripunpun2273

2 жыл бұрын

amazing how everyone that originally disliked this video: thought about it, changed their mind and then un-disliked it! only Dunko; what a legend

Imagine being mad enough to mass dislike a vid because funny internet man raised valid criticisms. Truly pathetic.

@aarongutierrez7705

3 жыл бұрын

But me like this game, he no like, I dislike. Right?

@TheUnderratedOrange

3 жыл бұрын

How dare anyone dislike a video because they didnt like it. So pathetic, dont they know people who agree with dunkey are the elite and the vocal majority 🙄

@fortnitebanana9634

2 жыл бұрын

The like to dislike ratio isn’t even that crazy to begin with.

Best line in the game was Cloud saying "You owe me a pizza" as Jessie lies about to die in but a few moments of time

@KnightforJesus

4 жыл бұрын

Literally the last thing he says to her before she dies.

@SkylarFairyTailGirl

4 жыл бұрын

Tony N. “who else will I have ice cream with”

@Jose-se9pu

4 жыл бұрын

The way he says it!

@Skylair95

4 жыл бұрын

Wait, this is really in the game? I thought it was just some montage by Dunkey.

@KingExalted

4 жыл бұрын

"Forget about your inevitable death, where's my Pepperoni and Bacon Pizza!?"

the first time jessie talked i was like "she's cool" but then she continued talking

@RacingSnails64

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂 based on this video i think she's cute, but like, in that annoying anime way where my higher brain says i shouldn't but my lower brain doesn't care

@pef6469

4 жыл бұрын

Jessie is god.

@StrikeOnDrifter

4 жыл бұрын

@@pef6469 if she's god then why did she die? HMMMM!?

@Liezuli

4 жыл бұрын

Erica Lindbeck is a treasure so I enjoyed every Jessie line

@Momo-kun88

4 жыл бұрын

This was my reaction to Jessie as well.

i remember when people were mad at him when this came out, but i hadn't played the game yet, now i have, and i agree with damn near everything he says in this

@Grimnoire

Жыл бұрын

It's sad but, the original is still good! 🙂

@smsry

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I'm actually baffled how anyone couldve even defended the dialogue when this video came out.. I just finished the game yesterday and my god is the dialogue dogshit. I've not seen many reviews on this game because I didn't wanna get spoiled, but Dunkey almost hits every negative point with the game with pinpoint accuracy in this video. I guess Nostalgia beats anything these days...

@jaybomb5638

Жыл бұрын

Funny because I feel the complete opposite lol.

@vinnyc.1265

4 ай бұрын

I still disagree with him, because the game is great. I don't need to suck a streamer's dick to stay in the good graces of others. I actually, you know, form my own opinion.

@smsry

3 ай бұрын

@@sleepykhajiit1875 @sleepykhajiit1875 nah man trust me. I used to be a HUGE weeb back in the day. Im fucking bulletproof to cringey writing and voice acting. I think it's the fact that the voices are coming from a realistic human being rather than an anime character is why it was more annoying than anything. And also the fact that characters don't even talk like characters half the time and sound confused and disjointed. And the anime grunts. Even this I'm immune as fuck to, I've watched MANY anime where they moan and grunt for every second, it was annoying but never bothered me as much. This game, i was just eyerolling the entire time anyone was talking, because it's ridiculous how less dialogue there is without any anime grunts. Go lookup "FF7R anime grunt compilation" and see for yourself how much they anime grunt and moan, its insane. By the way, you do know that people can watch reviews and then go and play the game to make their own opinion right? Dunkey is not brainwashing and implanting opinions into anyone, it's just a review on a video site. I'm a Dunkey fan sure, and when the Death Stranding review came out, did i parrot his opinions or whatever and not play the game? No, i waited for the game to come out on sale and play for myself. Did i hate it? Fuck no. Death Stranding for me is the best game that's come out in the last 5 years. Same with Yakuza. I watch this other streamer who plays all sorts of games, and when he played Yakuza he fucking hated it. Whereas Yakuza is probably my most favourite franchise after Metal Gear. Did i change my opinion about the franchise because some guy on the internet didn't like it? No because I'm not a 5 year old who gets swayed by what others tell me. You have to remember these so called "game reviewers" are just people at the end of the day too. You never had a friend who hated a game you like? It's the same shit, different people like different shit.

I'm sorry, is this an opinion? I had so much respect for you until you stated your opinion which I don't like. Unsubscribed, Disliked, removed from my life

@triceratroytv2292

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

I can’t believe the amount of dislikes. It’s like they forgot he holds the world record on bowsers big bean burrito.

@LazyKing3D2Y

4 жыл бұрын

somebody sadly beat his record so he doesn't anymore.

@wlfgngpck3102

4 жыл бұрын

Lazy King he will always have that WR in our hearts. 😂

@kenneththam2480

4 жыл бұрын

All those likes are from critics who are nitpicking and biased.

@Pearg0ld

4 жыл бұрын

Well it wasn't even him it was his brother and he was blindfolded

@sauceman8217

4 жыл бұрын

The mayor.

Jessie: dies Cloud: I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, number six with extra dip

@Zateu

4 жыл бұрын

A number 7

@petergriffin9828

4 жыл бұрын

2 number 45´s

@amadeusartorias1464

4 жыл бұрын

One with cheese

@user-ny9pr1by4s

4 жыл бұрын

And a large soda

@EE-oh7kg

4 жыл бұрын

And a mayor

I have finally played both the original FFVII and Remake and it's honestly sad how accurate this dunkview really is. The game looks and sounds great, the combat is top-notch, but there is just so much tedious filler BS that the game becomes a chore to play and the dumb Anime-style dialogue and interactions aren't exactly helping, either. Had they used the bones of this game to just do a 1:1 remake in a single game instead of stretching it out beyond belief for no reason, it could've been amazing.

Final fantasy abandoning turn based combat introduced me to SMT/ persona so I’m grateful for that

@hunterhorsehelmsley7315

Жыл бұрын

Turn based combat doesn't suit Final Fantasy anymore so I'm glad they ditched it. Persona is a great series too.

@junzeroni

Жыл бұрын

For me, newer Final Fantasy games have become so simultaneously soulless and exhausting that I've turned to the things I'd never expecting to enjoy like the _Atelier_ series, where the characters actually feel like human beings with human concerns instead of weird robots/aliens who exist to spew the most ridiculous expository dialogue imaginable, issue endless grunts, and turn from emotionless to screaming bloody murder on a dime. I'm literally getting more out of games where you spend most of the time gathering mushrooms or stirring cauldrons in workshops than I got from this big load of CGI bullshit where you're trying to 'kill fate' or whatever-the-fuck.

@B0redom13

Жыл бұрын

@@junzeroni it’s funny you say that, I was looking at the atelier games on switch yesterday and didn’t know even where to start.

@junzeroni

Жыл бұрын

@@B0redom13 There's a ton of them on Switch and, honestly, you could probably start with any of them. The stories are all fairly light and largely self-contained, save for some post-game content (e.g. there's a section in the post-game of Rorona that features the protagonists from the subsequent Arland titles). From what I've heard, a lot of people really liked starting with Ryza, which actually uses a pretty lively active-time battle system, whereas I think the three previous trilogies (Arland, Dusk, Mysterious) are all more old-school turn-based. As well, the Mysterious and Ryza trilogies did away with the series' older time-management mechanics, which appeals to gamers who like having total freedom over what they're going to focus on. I've actually mostly played the PS3-era ones that _have_ time limits and felt those games were perfectly fine. But yeah...in an overall sense, that series really surprised me in how well it handles gameplay, inventory management, crafting, and battles, all while having stories that somehow manage to work really well despite being _waay_ lower stakes than usual JRPG tales.

I can't wait for the part where Cloud goes back in time to warn Goku about the heart virus!

@infinitypilot

4 жыл бұрын

Ah, time travel. Doing to simple, concise, linear storytelling what angry Twister sex with a contortionist does to freshly laid bedsheets.

@TheBreakingBread

4 жыл бұрын

Metal Gear

@night00glider

4 жыл бұрын

Despi 47 predestination

@robsmurphy1231

4 жыл бұрын

Cloud dose look like trunks when he's super sayan even got a sword

@infinitypilot

4 жыл бұрын

@@night00glider Ooh that's a good movie. I prefer Interstellar though, and by a lot.

Jessie: Dies Cloud: The mayor.

@dominicbofficial

4 жыл бұрын

*YOU OWE ME A PIZZA.*

This is one of my favorite Dunkey Reviews.

Playing Remake again in 2024 before starting Rebirth and then watching this video... fucking hilarious 🤣🤣 the anime grunts are off the charts!

yeahhh I stopped listening to dunkey when he sawed off my arms and legs took me out to desert and threw me into a pit filled with coyotes. also he said he didn't like octopath traveller

@theroadtosunrise

4 жыл бұрын

He has said in a video about video about game critics that turn based combat is not his thing, he admits he has no patience. Maybe thats why de doesn’t like Octopath Traveller.

@wowwow-xp9sk

3 жыл бұрын

@@theroadtosunrise he does like rpgs that can get it right tho, persona 5, dragon quest 12(tho he gave it a 3 outa 5)

@Rhlgull1331

3 жыл бұрын

"I mean, i haven't played Octopath Traveller, but-"

@vecsion

3 жыл бұрын

@@wowwow-xp9sk you are missing the point though, I like Octopath Traveler and he doesn’t therefore his opinion is invalid.

@DavidJonathanMello

3 жыл бұрын

TO BE FAIR I’ve never played octopath traveler..

My favourite part is when Cloud is a cybernetic turtle from the future sent to retrieve the mystic mungus

@aluwart

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, concerning where the plot is going judging by the ending, that could seriously happen.

@charlessoper3991

4 жыл бұрын

Polnereff.... Anyone?

@captaintreeko3188

4 жыл бұрын

Is that a JoJo's reference

@Vassilinia

4 жыл бұрын

I loved the part where they fell into the *OMEGA REALM*

@citricdemon

4 жыл бұрын

@@Vassilinia t

I entirely agree on that last point, the one thing that made the OG game just not make me able to want to beat it was the random encounters and grinding. And also because half the time, I had no idea what the hell was going on or where to go.

@StratOCE

8 ай бұрын

Same, I want to go back and play the older games (not just FF7) but then I'm like "you know what? getting rid of random encounters is the best thing the newer games did". I've finished a lot of them but still never played FF6, never finished FF8 or FF9 either. Finished FF1 and FF2 on the train back in the day though.

I felt exactly the same playing these. The long drawn out crap in-between the main story beats really killed me.

11k people anime grunting as they watch this

@sputnik593

4 жыл бұрын

Joolz *guh

@sputnik593

4 жыл бұрын

A- Ha ngh

@1337m4n

4 жыл бұрын

Hnnh.

@GabriYoshi

4 жыл бұрын

now 12k damn

@mrkrakenjet511

3 жыл бұрын

*Gasp*The enemy!

"The great moments of this game" -Dunkey shows frogs

@spider_dude

4 жыл бұрын

Ahaha the funny thing is he hated it in the original

@donutboi6187

4 жыл бұрын

Apo Frog Lock intensifies

@dgaspar7536

4 жыл бұрын

manuellk well no duh he’s not gonna like the game. The remake is literally a love letter to the fans of the original

@spider_dude

4 жыл бұрын

@@dgaspar7536 i wad referring to the frong part man hahaha have you ever seen his video on the original game?

@lumberdumperslamlets-go1179

4 жыл бұрын

dgaspar7 its the opposite of a love letter to the fans

This was the biggest nothing game I've ever played. The took the intro to ff7 and made it the worst story ever. Perfect review

I don't care, this game has better rule 34 than the original, and I like Tifa's milkers

@steffie05

2 жыл бұрын

my man

@jt5660

2 жыл бұрын

Based

Pizza: dies Cloud: *you owe me a Jessie*

@aggroknight4259

4 жыл бұрын

HumorDash Pizza's last words: "Who... Who's Jessie?" Cloud: "The mayor."

@richierust

4 жыл бұрын

Wait this is correct because the “pizza” (plate) dies (onto Sector 7) and takes Jessie, thusly owing cloud a Jessie

@skeletonizer7512

4 жыл бұрын

Stolen 😬😬😬

@justinnyugen7015

4 жыл бұрын

Sector 7 Plate drops onto the slums...but this time with a combo pizza, as was promised

@SamitadeMilanesa

4 жыл бұрын

I couldn't stop crying when Pizza died; after so much backstory they gave her, who wouldn't?

Sephiroth just wants to tell Cloud about his car's extended warranty

@justinwentworth1467

3 жыл бұрын

I heard it’s expiring soon?

@defaulttvofficial

3 жыл бұрын

@@justinwentworth1467 he needs to know the year make and model

@IcyDiamond

3 жыл бұрын

That’s his real motive

@cliftonsargent1572

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@micahbeckner2274

2 жыл бұрын

I've been trying to reach you about your family expiring

Dunkey and I didn’t agree? Shit now it looks like I’m gonna have to unwatch all those videos now :’(

@codenamejo8410

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

People were so salty when this review came out, but Dunkey was spot on lmao My favorite part about the remake is that it pushed me to finally play the original.

@benjamindeh873

7 ай бұрын

Kinda curious how did that go? I am super interested in the opinion/thoughts of someone who played the remake first, and THEN the original.

@danomitedan

6 ай бұрын

Imo the original is really good but not better. I played Remake first but knew a lot of the story already. I prefer the Remake because everything has more emotional weight. It’s honestly what I wanted ever since watching Advent Children

@benjamindeh873

6 ай бұрын

@@danomitedan Isnt the story told in a way spacious and very choppy way? I feel Sephiroth is overused showing him to you every 3 seconds with little to no consequences. Did you already play the original? And WoAH. Advent children got anyone interested in playing? X). I felt it was made mostly for people who know the games, and even then it was odd and confusing.

@benjamindeh873

6 ай бұрын

@@danomitedan Isnt the story told in a way spacious and very choppy way? I feel Sephiroth is overused showing him to you every 3 seconds with little to no consequences. Did you already play the original? And WoAH. Advent children got anyone interested in playing? X). I felt it was made mostly for people who know the games, and even then it was odd and confusing.

@danomitedan

6 ай бұрын

@@benjamindeh873I didn’t feel like the story was choppy at all in Remake. The first play-through had confusing moments until the end though. After the end when you realize that you are seeing Advent Children Sephiroth it makes more sense. The reason why Aerith knows the future is presumably because OG FF7 is the bad ending, where a certain character dies and Cloud is permanently traumatized. Remake is more like a sequel than an actual Remake

Anime grunting in games (and in anime) is the bane of my existence. I can imagine the sound director, "Now we need you to make the sound you make when you turn your head." "I don't make a sound." "But if you DID, then what sound would it be?" "Uhh..." "PERFECT! Now, the sound for looking left...."

@DoctorPhileasFragg

4 жыл бұрын

The english voice directors have to go through this I'm sure. I've seen comments claiming Japanese media has a standardized library of terms for all of these kinds of voice sounds to efficiently direct their actors to getting exactly the sounds they want every time. They've *streamlined* this bullshit, it's that important to them.

@kaidene573

4 жыл бұрын

@@DoctorPhileasFragg You know, I've never been able to find any english VA reactions/opinions on these annoying anime grunts, which seem even more awkward in dubbed games, and it just doesn't come out naturally. I wish I could understand what they felt like

@alexlight4178

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@dennisbowen452

4 жыл бұрын

half of dbz dialogue

@vintnerw1087

4 жыл бұрын

Best laugh of the year so far.

I can't believe dunkey doesn't like the game that I made, I made final fantasy btw

@LargeInCharge77

3 жыл бұрын

You should have voice acted better

@thefiend3078

3 жыл бұрын

@@LargeInCharge77 sorry I don't speak much englanding

@pauligoa4053

3 жыл бұрын

you are such a good developer, engineer from the game team fortress 2

@Azumgi

3 жыл бұрын

WOW is this Will Smith?

@omega5159

3 жыл бұрын

My dad works at epic games and he said your lying. Also he’s banning you from roblox

Dunkey mispronouncing Mako so bad he mishears the actual pronunciation as a completely different word is still funny to me.

This review perfectly summarized why I couldn’t finish this game. Aerith asking me to pick flowers but this time I HAVE TO WALK THE WHOLE TIME AND PICK THE SAME FLOWER THREE TIMES was the last straw.

@myon9431

2 жыл бұрын

That was skippable lol

@ikop5829

2 жыл бұрын

@@myon9431 whole game is skippable if you don't buy it. Who cares if it's skippable if playing it sucks? Why's it in the game if it's bad?

@myon9431

2 жыл бұрын

@@ikop5829 I mean, if it sucks you probably want it to be skippable, no? I really love Aerith so I enjoyed doing even a mundane task like that with her. And grumpy Cloud holding a flower basket was just cute lol.

@ikop5829

2 жыл бұрын

@@myon9431 maybe if there's a warning sign that pops up to say "skip this because it's bad" but unfortunately you don't know it's bad until you try it. I found the character interactions pretty cliché, unsurprisingly I guess given how long it's been since the original's release and how even the original wasn't exactly groundbreaking with its characters.

@myon9431

2 жыл бұрын

@@ikop5829 I mean if you want your experiences to be so linear like that, maybe video games just aren't for you. Just read a book or watch a movie, then you can skip more easily and there's no side content.

when the girl was dying I thought the dude would say "the mayor"

@Corusame

4 жыл бұрын

err... huh... err...

@ericforsyth

4 жыл бұрын

”The dude”, lmao

@leonardogabriel955

4 жыл бұрын

GUUUURR

I stopped listening to Dunkey when he stopped being an exact clone of me

@JJLarge

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe you're a dunkey clone

@ejfunny

3 жыл бұрын

An exact clone or perfect copy

@truenickspivak

3 жыл бұрын

@@ejfunny how tall is he?

@jaybomb5638

3 жыл бұрын

I stopped liking Dunkey because he has a different opinion from me.

@lukulele217

3 жыл бұрын

wetpenguin referencebbbbb!!!!!

that was perhaps one of the best openings to a youtube video i have ever witnessed

That horribly embarrassing dialogue and cheesiness is one of the reasons I’ve avoided Final Fantasies for years. Then FF16 came out and blew me away.

5:12 Dunkey this is not a rectangle. It's a parallelogramm. Your whole argument is invalid

@Wuuff

4 жыл бұрын

Nope, you are nitpicking and biased, I win, bye bye

@shannon1242

4 жыл бұрын

You forgot the thirst of Roche and Sephiroth.

@Savant_Ananya

4 жыл бұрын

@@shannon1242 and Andrea Rodeo

@sirishgi2597

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot to say "I win bye bye"

@csk996

3 жыл бұрын

@@Wire_Speed Let me mathsplain you real quick: A Rhombus has four sides of equal length which the shown figure has not. Furthermore every Rhombus is a Parallelogramm, so even if it was a Rhombus my enlightening comment wouldn't have been wrong.. Therefore I win, bye bye

When Dunkey was talking about Sephiroth being a puppet for the true villian, I was really expecting him to say Big Wheel.

@ethanrohde3946

4 жыл бұрын

Ethan Mumma I was thinking he was gonna say frogs

@ap3productions81

4 жыл бұрын

I was expecting Tigger.

@Deageke

4 жыл бұрын

@@ethanrohde3946 Sephiroth isnt a puppet of frogs. Sephiroth IS frogs

@adamkrzeslak4326

4 жыл бұрын

The mayor

@Viceroy_Sundercles_III

4 жыл бұрын

Big Wheel is too good for this game.

The way dunkey moved the bombing mission theme a little earlier is so fuckin good that I’m disappoint everytime I watch the actual introduction

"this game, sephiroth shows up every hour because he has no life" lmfaooo

Jessie: dying Cloud: The mayor

@daikyosenshi

4 жыл бұрын

the mayo

@NA-hi6rj

4 жыл бұрын

You owe me a pizza

@johnathanbickford8212

4 жыл бұрын

Jake Befouy Dude I swear I’m the only person on earth who actually liked Jessie.

@ShiroNekoDen

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnathanbickford8212 Jessie was way too thirsty for cloud.

@Broekje

4 жыл бұрын

PIZZA WITH MAYO

Still waiting for the big "Sephiroth is Frogs" reveal in this one. I hope they don't cut that out in the remake.

@i_am_B-and

4 жыл бұрын

im fucking hyped for the mungus man

@AbsolutCHP

4 жыл бұрын

@Geralt of Trivia Quick! Summon Bahamut Zero with FFVIII soundtrack XD

@RT140952

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for spoiling, you ruined it for me

@D.KlWA-aG

4 жыл бұрын

I hope they cut that dumb-o stuff out

Don't listen to him guys, he cancelled Among Us Tuesday.

CHARLIE DOESN’T LIKE JOJO’S PART 3 & 4? WHAT, WHAT THE FUCK DID HE JUST SAY!?!?!?!?

@PigsAndBacon879

3 жыл бұрын

wrong video my guy

@dabigdee3401

3 жыл бұрын

Pigs And bacon that line was from Charlie’s video talking about THIS video.

@PigsAndBacon879

3 жыл бұрын

@@dabigdee3401 why didn't you comment this on charlie's video then?

@dabigdee3401

3 жыл бұрын

Pigs And bacon why does it matter to you? Charlie and Jason are friends, and the reason why, I wasnt just going to quote it on the same video