You could probably just pump a dog full of radiation and leave it out for Michael to eat. Man, he loves eatin' dogs.

@devont7444

5 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the kill count, where we tally up the victims in all of our favorite horror movies. I’m James A. Janisse and today we are looking at...

@jordanjoestar3474

5 жыл бұрын

Such a genius man...

@personperson271

5 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't the dog just loose all of his stem cells and nothing more would happen cuz isn't he supposed to be exposed to the radiation

@sandranguyen4759

5 жыл бұрын

Dead Meat hallo james

@adagioredshift1149

5 жыл бұрын

Dead Meat hot dogs without the hot

Just ask him how he's doing and he'll probably open up to you and not want to kill you. Maybe he's just upset everyone asks him what he's doing and not how he's doing.

@arkmclips8793

5 жыл бұрын

Dad is that you??

@DragonPuppsEntertainment

5 жыл бұрын

@@fooly592 sometimes it really do be like that

@DragonPuppsEntertainment

5 жыл бұрын

@@arkmclips8793 if you are asking me, sadly no, I'm not your dad. Keep on swimming, my dude

@epictimes1959

5 жыл бұрын

Here before this blows up🤣

@tin_fu4928

5 жыл бұрын

I'll do you one better - WHY is he doing?!

How to beat Michael Myers: 1. walk faster than 0.5 mph 2. Don't go inside 3. just wait until November 1st Edit: 4. Don't trip

@gamecloudnation3324

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao in the movies they always be running like the school walk of thon

@helenhensman

3 жыл бұрын

Just nuke the county!

@mythicgaming2111

3 жыл бұрын

Why is no one thought of this this is genius

@mythicgaming2111

3 жыл бұрын

And not trip over every second

@GrandLynx-kp2zi

3 жыл бұрын

Easier said then done

I like how Matt came up with this confusing way of killing him and all Laurie strode needed was three knives and a fridge😂

@robjassal6638

Жыл бұрын

Lmfao exactly what I was thinking

@axela8438

Жыл бұрын

I expected more from the movie

@thecrew7700

Жыл бұрын

@@axela8438 yep

@invintedwalnut

Жыл бұрын

@@axela8438 it was better than kills at least

@allgerfan

Жыл бұрын

@@invintedwalnut no it wasn't

My best friend was diagnosed with Leukemia about a year ago and has been going through a lot. Thankfully she has recovered and is done with her main treatment. I really appreciate Mat covering Leukemia and what people suffering from it goes through. Thanks Mat!

@eduardobucio4073

8 ай бұрын

Hope your best friend doing well.

How to beat Michael Myers: 1. Be the cameraman

@Jitssyu

3 жыл бұрын

Why would you say something so right!

@helenhensman

3 жыл бұрын

Be Michael myers

@Dat-Doomba

3 жыл бұрын

@@helenhensman Can't get PTSD if YOU are the event.

@elisaquintana1588

3 жыл бұрын

True tho

@teslawolverine7009

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah

Never forget, you're considered a human if you; A: Eat dogs B: Can breathe

@goldey2353

4 жыл бұрын

A: Eat dogs (I Asia that was a joke)

@brownskin534

4 жыл бұрын

b: can breathe

@brodywalters3228

4 жыл бұрын

Pass

@anonymousdevil_4236

4 жыл бұрын

If you eat dogs you are considered evil

@cuddlemon

4 жыл бұрын

so, asian?

I think the luring part might be the toughest. As slow as he is, he can be surprisingly clever.

@somethingenglish9723

Жыл бұрын

That’s the scariest part of Michael for me. He clearly has no empathy, doesn’t speak, it would have been so easy for him to be basically a walking zombie. But no, he’s intelligent. He lures people, stalks them, thinks through his advances. There’s a mind behind the mask.

@Thegodsunwantedchild

Жыл бұрын

True, he's not an idiot. There's a good chance he'd be able to surmise what you're up to, and find a way around it.

@CheesyJesse

6 ай бұрын

But he IS able to be knocked unconscious, so if you do that and get him into the room fast enough this theory could work

@giselafonseca6656

6 ай бұрын

We could have a dead dog go in

@Raviel_lvansia

2 ай бұрын

You need to find a good actor

Every single villain fears Matpat

@TewityPlays

Жыл бұрын

lol

@user-dg6ot1so4q

Жыл бұрын

And every hero does too

@hometimemayhem928

8 ай бұрын

prep time

@alucarD42013

8 ай бұрын

Only one doesn't, the urple man behind the slaughter who always comes back

@dafilmqueen556

6 ай бұрын

​@@alucarD42013, nice one 😂

How to beat Michael: - use spine chill - loop him for 5 gens - open the exit gates > escape

@yeetman6178

4 жыл бұрын

I get it

@kyork6488

4 жыл бұрын

T bag at exit gate

@shadowsovereign6356

4 жыл бұрын

Gen rush

@chriszk5754

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@parkerb929

4 жыл бұрын

that’s golden😂

“He’s human.” Halloween Kills: _”Is he though?”_

@nekogamer2508

2 жыл бұрын

People forget he's possessed by the devil

@hiracoverband

2 жыл бұрын

@@nekogamer2508 he still has a mortal body tho..

@neiloconnor7776

2 жыл бұрын

@@hiracoverband through but the more he kills the stronger he gets and he can't be killed

@someguyinazoo

2 жыл бұрын

@@nekogamer2508 thats not cannon,Halloween 1978,Halloween 2018,and Halloween kills are canon

@kristaherrin4527

2 жыл бұрын

Right?? He literally is not human lmao

The fact matpat made this and now in Halloween ends it’s as easy as knocking him unconscious and then putting him in a huge shredder 💀

There was a theory by Laurie that the more he fights and kills the stronger he gets. He’s basically a pokemon. And the more he kills and the higher the xp gets. He also has a health bar, if he gets hit too hard he has a recharge period of seconds to 10 yrs. Michael in the old man timeline can’t grow back his limbs or heal from permanent injuries.

@denisiisi5983

2 ай бұрын

Bahahahahahaha he's a pokemon! Love that!

"He's not murdering muppets" ... yet

@Supasmartguy

3 жыл бұрын

That would be an amazing movie.

@bethanyzamora1146

3 жыл бұрын

I want to watch that movie

@Raych666

3 жыл бұрын

Sign me up to that movie 🙋🏻‍♀️

@OhBoyILoveTomatoes

3 жыл бұрын

Sign me up for that!

@PicklesJr22

3 жыл бұрын

Can I be the muppet?

A friend of mine wanted to be Michael Meyers for Halloween our senior year and his mom bought him a cat in the hat...hat and he wore it like a badge of honor

@mxavenger2362

2 ай бұрын

Good he aint ben tramer

This theory single handedly made a better ending than the one they actually gave us

Just use a reverse Uno card

@josies2804

5 жыл бұрын

+4 🤣

@geo5378

5 жыл бұрын

Swap hands

@C0mplicat3d

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr 😂😂

@soupepictrek1397

5 жыл бұрын

Michal Meyers: * Reveals hand full of blue, green, yellow and red reverse cards. *

@zelyt

5 жыл бұрын

*Michael about to kill you* *Pulls out reverse card* *Michael kills himself*

When I was younger I used to think Michael Myers was Jason's Dad. Lol

@tempoticandmeepstar7584

3 жыл бұрын

lol I always thought they were brothers

@0ldpeps112

3 жыл бұрын

Mate they’re both Freddy Kruger’s sons

@tempoticandmeepstar7584

3 жыл бұрын

0LD PEPS1 *yes*

@riskrunner4532

3 жыл бұрын

Technically that's true because Michael inspired Jason

@eternallight_9292

3 жыл бұрын

U to?!

Also the original 1978 Halloween movie is still the best movie in the franchise

So i should take Michael on a nice stroll through the Chernobyl concrete dome.

Micheal Myers: finds a shotgun Also Micheal Myers: I’m too used to stabbing, so I’ll do it again

@TheFerretofEarth

4 жыл бұрын

Jax Bartlett Imagine if they make a new movie and he finds a spoon

@forestlol6865

4 жыл бұрын

Corgi Reach he’d be 64x more effective

@helenhensman

3 жыл бұрын

@@forestlol6865 Just give him a sandal that's pure nightmare fuel and the worst pain

@GAn1ms

3 жыл бұрын

*can’t teach an old dog new tricks*

@undeadneko20gaming25

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheFerretofEarth lol this was my reaction to Alice madness returns aka these one enemies have spoons and I was on call like wtf is a spoon gonna do

You can literally run like Barry Allen, but Michael will always walk faster than you

@loguspogus9226

3 жыл бұрын

Searched u up on google, you literally have your own Wikipedia page and multiple images

@noddlelebowski1074

3 жыл бұрын

2nd on one of your comments yoooo

@-therealryangosling-

3 жыл бұрын

yo who even are you lol I see you everywhere

@Monke0

3 жыл бұрын

4th yeah

@spam2680

3 жыл бұрын

Please you need to tell me what you are. I'm going insane

Matt Pat was like “poor him in radiation” Meanwhile Laurie just needed a couple knives in the fridge.

Huge Grinder be like: Am I joke to you?

When he said acid, I fr thought we were about to get this boy high

@stevenmorales7814

4 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOOOOO

@randomstuffnow1171

3 жыл бұрын

Good idea get him high then throw him into the radiation room then zap them nuts why am I not removing that text well i need some food

@tonyjohnson3717

3 жыл бұрын

Give him about 6 tabs and tell him to buckle up.

@mariyahgamez6755

3 жыл бұрын

AAAAAA

@unnecessaryjourney634

3 жыл бұрын

I mean... we could probably do something like that if you really want?

“His own personal little MIKE-rowave” Why waste all that radiation when you can just kill him with bad puns?

@Laki2006

5 жыл бұрын

Micheal is too powerful, he won't cringe at the puns and the puns will kill you instead

@MrGuy-xq5uv

5 жыл бұрын

Cuz he'll whip out that goddamn reverse card

@peepock7796

5 жыл бұрын

Waste radiation?

@jimbo_guy

5 жыл бұрын

@@MrGuy-xq5uv But Then Respond With "No U Infinity"

@candlestone5397

4 жыл бұрын

Ok, ive thrown six jokebooks at him and he aint slowing down, now what?

The best way to kite him and get him into the radiation room is by taking his mask and tossing it into the room, when he loses his mask that becomes his priority number 1

If Rasputin was a horror movie monster, he'd be Michael Myers.

The real reason he survives is why all major slasher villains survive. Paraphrasing Dreadpool, "your power isn't regeneration, it's popularity"

@jackleavens1661

5 жыл бұрын

John Porteous I see that you have read "Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe." Finally, a man of culture.

@justyoureverydayskater3110

5 жыл бұрын

Killogy less go sherlock holmes and shiii

@nikaash1

5 жыл бұрын

Just Your Every Day Skater fear does at the man things touch

@jimmy-ou4fm

5 жыл бұрын

No the real reason is because it's a movie

@eckobesteckofromyoutubebes4896

5 жыл бұрын

@@jimmy-ou4fm yah dud

The way to kill Michael Myers is by showing him KZread rewind

@child460

5 жыл бұрын

Well played

@teresitaledesma799

5 жыл бұрын

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

@worthyedge9307

5 жыл бұрын

(in Will Smith voice) *that's hot*

@marcelikesthepals8490

5 жыл бұрын

@@worthyedge9307 *that's hot*

@chvrro

5 жыл бұрын

Good one

The reason that there are so many Michael Myers things that cancel each other out is because there’s a bunch of different Michael Myers universities but most of them start with Halloween one

I feel like the basic answer of simple suffocating could work too. Without oxygen, your stem cells, and all of the cells, start to shut down. Full suffocation, like, say, being buried alive while he's unconscious, it could work.

I'm gonna be real here MatPat. The second you started talking about lethal radiation I was ready for you to talk about nuking him.

@e.j.wizerd2000

5 жыл бұрын

ikr

@345635356

5 жыл бұрын

That would be overkill xD

@ItsYaBear

5 жыл бұрын

It would be affective however...

@PowerOf47

5 жыл бұрын

Tactical nuke! Incoming! Boo Weep! Boo Weep!

@DelinquentChibi

5 жыл бұрын

Old style Atom Bomb. Nothing left of the guy.

So the last movie in the series should be called "Michael Goes to Chernobyl"

@TheMulToyVerse

3 жыл бұрын

Are you insane? Even the radiation mentioned in the theory would prolly end up giving him extra strength, the ability to run and who knows what other powers. Chernobyl would absolutely give him a power-up. Not based on science, just based on slasher-movie logic ----- Even look at TMNT 2: Secret of the Ooze... What took days or possibly even weeks to turn the turtles humanoid and Tokka/Rahzar humanoid only took about 2 minutes to take full effect on Shredder... And despite *drinking* the last vial of ooze, it mutates his clothes, his armor/helmet and even his flip’n cape, lol ----- Then there’s the *best* and sometimes top-contender for cheesiest slasher ever; Jason (who’s actually not a bad guy, his is the superhero tale for abstinence) Anyway, those nano-bots regenerated a new mask for him for some reason... as if his mask was literally a genetic extension of him... I mean, I’m sure it has plenty of genetic material on it, but seriously? An über-mask? 😂🤣😅

@gwenbrazier5057

3 жыл бұрын

love the profile pic

@Franz0818

3 жыл бұрын

*CHEEKI BREEKI INTENSIFIES*

@paris5663

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheMulToyVerse jesus I can't tell if you're for real or you just don't know that this is a joke.

@TheMulToyVerse

3 жыл бұрын

red kinda sus 100% both I know it’s a joke, but I’m also playing it serious as if there were actual stakes in the real world 😛

1:18 In the words of JonTron: "That one didn't age quite so well"

Matpat honestly roasting Michael Meyers walking is just amazing😂

I've heard "Leukemia" countless times. But only here did I learn what happens and how it's actually treated. That's nice. Thanks Mattpat.

@WoulouIII

5 жыл бұрын

Same, thanks matpat

@r2nzx0

5 жыл бұрын

actually currently the main treatment for leukemia is chemotherapy and bone marrow transplants

@chrisallen9638

5 жыл бұрын

@@r2nzx0 Yeah, but chemotherapy still does basically the same thing, destroying cells, just chemically rather than with radiation

@Highwayman21

5 жыл бұрын

#ThankYouRoman

@x6xconnorx9x

5 жыл бұрын

Conor Dolan I was thinking the exact same thing #ThankYouRoman

MatPat's criteria for establishing whether something is human or not: 1. Does it eat dogs? 2. Does it breathe? If you answered "yes" to both, it is indeed a human. seems legit

@jancukasu

5 жыл бұрын

cringeteria

@cassualtea2040

5 жыл бұрын

I guess he's just kinda saying that Michael is in fact alive and mortal since he needs sustenance and oxygen. Unlike Freddy or Jason who can just keep on trucking. Which makes the solution for Michael much different from Freddy or Jason because Michael could still theoretically die.

@jkbutterfly3142

5 жыл бұрын

1. it eats 2. it breathes 3. it grows MRS GREF PPLS!

@quantumblauthor7300

5 жыл бұрын

If he breathes and eats dogs, he's a thot.

@mileskimasktheslumpgod

5 жыл бұрын

but what if they only do one of the things? i mean i eat dogs but i definitely dont breathe so whats up with that

The hermit joke got me imagining r The Muppets against Michael myers. Priceless

He says “to do it, we’ve gotta be really really smart” but my brain thought he was gonna say “to do it, we’ve gotta be really really stupid” 😹😹😹

after watching Halloween kills, this is particularly relevant

@titan5045

2 жыл бұрын

This movie has been scaring the crap out of me so I was like "ah something that'll make me less scared"

@natethejit5304

2 жыл бұрын

@@titan5045 ik you’ve probably heard this before but just know it’s not real and you will feel better, my parents made sure I knew that

@brandonsavitski

2 жыл бұрын

Anyone notice that in Halloween H20 Michael Myers puts his mask and outfit on a random normal guy. That guy gets ejected through the windshield of the Van, Gets up like it's no big deal just like he's actually Michael Myers, rammed by the huge van head on, knocked / tumbles down a few hundred feet down a ravine, van lands on top of his back not snapping his spinal cord, and is still alive like an actual bossanova until he gets beheaded. That man doesn't get enough love. Michael Myers would have been proud of him.

@shreks_ex_wife3271

2 жыл бұрын

I laughed the whole time

@titan5045

2 жыл бұрын

@@natethejit5304 thanks it was my first one of these which made it worse but yeah it should be better soon

And then he survives the radiation poisoning because movie logic

@JayJay-jd4vl

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@dorugoramon0518

5 жыл бұрын

And mutates into a t-rex.

@JayJay-jd4vl

5 жыл бұрын

@@dorugoramon0518 then forms shreks face and becomes the "shrek-asauros" because movie logic

@andhikasoehalim3170

5 жыл бұрын

Just Chuck him into a Nuclear Waste disposal facility and lock him in there, he'll melt eventually and since he can't teleport, stay there

@lutris6887

5 жыл бұрын

@@JayJay-jd4vl then forms into part elmo into a shrelmo-saurus because movie logic (whats wrong with me?)

“Burning doesn’t effect him” also micheal: stays in coma for 10 years

going back and watching this after watching halloween ends. this is better

I'm an X-ray technician. Unfortunately, hospital x-ray machines won't output that much radiation in the time before he escapes. A single flouroscopy machine can emit about 1 gray in approximately 5 minutes. However, there are so many variables to this. If you put the machine on max dosage it may be closer to 3 minutes for a gray. You would need to have the machine pointed directly at him like a gun for him to receive that dose. Another thing to this, the x-ray machines would more than likely overheat after a single gray at full power and would need to be shut off for 30 minutes. Radiation works like millions of tiny bullets. They can ricochet and scatter all over the room just like bullets and will break apart when they hit stuff just like bullets. So if Michael isn't under direct line of fire, the radiation will attenuate (dissipate) on the lead infused walls and floors. In other words, you would need to have about 30 flouroscopy machines in a single room, which most hospitals don't carry a fraction of that amount. You would have to move them all to that single room, where flouroscopy machines are big, heavy, and take forever to turn on. Lastly each machine needs an operator to hold a button to emit radiation. You know, all while having a killer chasing you. To achieve that much of a radiation dose, you would need to take him to a nuclear deadzone, or a nuclear power plant.

@TheRoadhammer379

4 жыл бұрын

so basically, he needs to be dumped in the heart of chernobyl

@b0t_345

4 жыл бұрын

That’s about 1 fortnite player full

@leviboom0932

4 жыл бұрын

Send nukes

@snowangel92100

4 жыл бұрын

Well.. We take him to Springfield then. They have a functional nuclear power plant, extreme lack of security and so much neclear material and waste its not a surprised if it's dumped in a lake every other Tuesday. Or make the same plan just for a nuclear facility. I just perfer the Simpsons route.

@polkadotskirt

4 жыл бұрын

Steven Libbon This is too long•_•

I don't think Michael has super healing, I think that he's just filled with DETERMINATION.

@Destroyer-uz3qb

3 жыл бұрын

No no no he not willaim afton

@oofman6744

3 жыл бұрын

Harry Reid boi I can’t tell if that’s a joke

@piperboatright7132

3 жыл бұрын

Omg I have no idea why this made me laugh so much

@jennypickle

3 жыл бұрын

@@Destroyer-uz3qb That's from Undertale, not FNAF. I get why you think of William, though.

@theemeraldking3251

3 жыл бұрын

You could say he has an iron will to live 🤔

Matpat's requirements for being human 1. eats dogs 2. breathes

11:45 you might wanna fact check, he can run, and hes so fast if you blink you'll die before noticing him. If you watch one of the flashback scenes in Halloween kills you'll see how fast he can run, and if he has incredible durability, he could run faster than a car and catch up to you.

@thewolvessquad4045

Жыл бұрын

Wouldn't he die if his head was chopped off

@daviddow3705

9 ай бұрын

He cannot outrun a car tf?

@yahnah9116

8 ай бұрын

No he cant

@BronzeBendyOfficial

8 ай бұрын

@@daviddow3705 he's inhuman, he can't feel pain which means he could physically push himself to run at any speed and not tire out.

@Prebuilt_Room901

2 ай бұрын

This video came out before Halloween Kills

So, funny enough, in Dead By Daylight, Michael is the only killer in the game who has literally Forced his way into the entities realm, and seems to be there and traversing of his own free will. It's a very nice nod to how super ambiguous Michael Myers is, and how truly dark of an entity he now is.

@cdxxlxil9159

2 жыл бұрын

Also, other than Pyramid Head, he is the only killer in the game that seems to be able to get away with killing survivors directly without consequences or permission

@thatoneantoid51

2 жыл бұрын

@@cdxxlxil9159 meanwhile Pinhead just showed up too

@Josh-gn7tz

2 жыл бұрын

Love that game

@thehappyaipom6302

2 жыл бұрын

@@thatoneantoid51 see without more I thought it was kind of implied that the entity took the lament configuration, and in turn would eventually bring Pinhead or a cent bite at least, when eventually found by a survivor. It's vague but it would seem the Entity planned it this way.

@Ser_Embo

2 жыл бұрын

The blight did force himself in to the realm by searching for it

No matter how fast you run, Michael Myers will always walk faster than you

@andrejoss475

5 жыл бұрын

lol imagine Flash running at top speed, zooming across the world and everytime he looks back he just sees Myers casually walking towards him at pretty much the same speed that Flash is running just some slow 50 mile steps

@therealglop8424

5 жыл бұрын

teleport*

@kirboysgaming6937

5 жыл бұрын

Extrememode lol

@JCResDoc94

5 жыл бұрын

everyone forgets the teleportation run is a power

@kirboysgaming6937

5 жыл бұрын

Helllllllllooooooooooooooooooo 😄

I swear these voiceovers always have me cackling for one reason or the other 😭😭 3:18 aint now way this man just said "Halloween water"😭😭🤣

Least useful, most entertaining dbd build guide to counter Micheal I've ever seen

Number 1 way to stop all monsters, vengeful ghosts, and evil villains, in its tracks: Low box office ! ! !

@joeburgess2464

5 жыл бұрын

Ah the old don't look at it and it'll go away. Jk

@chadfalardeau9162

5 жыл бұрын

Too late, it broke the box office.

@alexanderm8975

5 жыл бұрын

Just give him his candy and a cookie

@deathkiller2894

5 жыл бұрын

Chop him from the head to feet and you will still have a brain and lungs

@m1ssingnote

5 жыл бұрын

BRILLIANT 😂👏

I feel like if he’s chasing you, and you get in a car and get on an airplane to go to another state or country and Michael Myers will be right there waiting for you. Lol. Dude took Gokus instant transmission technique.

@w1ndgeneral226

2 жыл бұрын

Now I'm imagining him holding a sign with your name on it.

@Ben7892

2 жыл бұрын

@@w1ndgeneral226 now I’m imagining it aswell

@towertorturials3950

Жыл бұрын

"Hmm, trying to run I see?"

Who’s here after Halloween Ends 👇

@TheRealityGuys.BrettLarkin

7 ай бұрын

Did it though?

I think the next death battle will prove you can just lock him in a room with Jason Voorhees

I have a friend whose name is actually Michael Myers. His parents had a strange sense of humor. whenever we have a substitute they always do a double take when they read his name.

@spinecollector2054

5 жыл бұрын

Oh god well I guess that’s annoying

@emmajaubert6249

5 жыл бұрын

r/thathappened

@jkbutterfly3142

5 жыл бұрын

One of my friends last names is krueger! 0.0

@harmc2301

5 жыл бұрын

James Potter I would so do that to my kid...

@unreal1019

5 жыл бұрын

@@emmajaubert6249 You can look it up, people have names like Michael Myers and even Freddy Krueger, you dumbass.

No matter how fast you run, Michael Myers can walk faster.👀 Motivational post of the day!🤗

@nxtlunar

5 жыл бұрын

Weird how someone who is walking is faster then someone going at like 40 mph

@umertheclumsytube193

5 жыл бұрын

Lily bug poor usain bolt

@thatcrystalpie

5 жыл бұрын

Unmotivational

@papersmoke5274

5 жыл бұрын

Very motivational

@niallsomething3469

5 жыл бұрын

How "motivational"

To beat Michael you basically need to expose him to the same amount of radiation in the same way as Hisashi Ouchi

shooting Michael Myers is just like burning William Afton

Man, Michael Myers has nothing against moms, if they whip out their flip flops or belt, done it'll be the end of him.

@mimidjr4971

5 жыл бұрын

That is true

@braden4436

5 жыл бұрын

*Angry Spanish*

@braidencurrier3646

5 жыл бұрын

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@EE-xo9wq

5 жыл бұрын

Your right

@samsalerno823

5 жыл бұрын

Or a wooden spoon ( my Italians should know what I’m talking about)

Just loop him for the whole game then escape through the hatch

@senormula3534

5 жыл бұрын

Lukeforce o god ur one of those survivors 😂

@thewaterleaf7929

5 жыл бұрын

nice one...

@flippersheep2397

5 жыл бұрын

No all u got to say is :kick micheal myers

@jobama7971

5 жыл бұрын

Nice reference

@panzeratom695

5 жыл бұрын

I’ve been looking for the dbd comments.

I just discovered this channel and love it. Now I'm bringing them.

Eh. They'll just make another timeline or pull a Resurrection and say thst it wasn't actually Miachel who died. But in the new one they just shoved him into a meat grinder.

Just give him John wick’s dog A knife might not kill but a pencil will

@BrendaSueCook

4 жыл бұрын

The new crossover of the century. Micheal Myers VS. John Wick coming to theaters near you

@Chris_Brill

4 жыл бұрын

TheAdequateBee don’t do that don’t give him ideas

@biurosutendozmei7906

4 жыл бұрын

@Max Katsiotis if u would watch Halloween movies and see that Michael Myers is fucking invincible , and John Wick is just a figher , James Bond , Steven seagal , jason statham , sylvester stallone will beat John Wick lol , even in real life.

@LuckyDucky1122

4 жыл бұрын

John wick would unload 2 mags on him jab him with a pencil throw 3 knives 2 at his eyes and one at his stomach them finish him off by snapping his neck on a book

@ianis5631

4 жыл бұрын

Movie makers: write that down. Now!

Film Theory: There are only two canon movies. Also Film Theory Literally 5 Seconds Later: *Uses all the other non-canon films to describe his abilities*

@BrassFeline

5 жыл бұрын

BOI I hope matpat reads this 😂😂😂

@alyssadurante8739

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@austinsetser6081

5 жыл бұрын

Sometimes it just be like that

@supdude1498

4 жыл бұрын

Facts lmao Then uses THE MOST noncannon movie as a way to explain how everyone knows Michael's story even though it's literally a different universe.

@Robhearts_

4 жыл бұрын

Right?!

After watching holloween ends, he went from being called the shape to the out of shape

@Summon-Inc

Жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

Literally there have been 80 occurrences where Michael's been stunned and knocked out and instead of double, triple, and quadruple tapping, everyone just runs away or turns their back to him.

I can’t believe he missed the opportunity to say Michael-Wave instead of Microwave

@dylpickle2559

5 жыл бұрын

Daniel Ilbråten one, yes it is Two, why the fucking f u c k would you call someone a slur because they made up a funny pun, jealous you couldn’t do it yourself or some shit?? Shut it easy bake oven

@barackobama8309

5 жыл бұрын

@@Saucysaucevibe woah chill out my dude

@Saucysaucevibe

5 жыл бұрын

@@barackobama8309 Ok, sorry.

@todorokishoto2176

4 жыл бұрын

@Rockness cool you my sir ma'am are a genius

@mushroombivh848

4 жыл бұрын

That is a very good pun.😂

But you forgot one power that makes him invinicble. This special power is the power of main character. It allows them to survive ANYTHING

@forshitsandgiggles614

5 жыл бұрын

Plot armor

@contessa4490

5 жыл бұрын

You mean the legendary power called Plot Armor?

@kingslushie1018

5 жыл бұрын

Well time to remove his plot armor!

@spezzyspezzy

5 жыл бұрын

O shit ur right

@thestevens580

5 жыл бұрын

Yes!! Like the rouge one sqa.... oh wait

Idea for surviving him... Don't be a baby sitter.

Even moving doesn’t help because in the new Halloween ends movie, Laurie moves along with her granddaughter some where else but Michael still ends up following them.

Micheal is attacking everybody because he wants to find someone like him that's "immortal", all he wants is a friend.

@arafe.1012

3 жыл бұрын

the cult movie says he gets immortallity if he keeps on killing cause of cult powers

@WavyFH

3 жыл бұрын

Call Jason

@Aeros005

3 жыл бұрын

Elmo

@Skyler2k5

3 жыл бұрын

@@WavyFH Michael x Jason otp

@3121Bana

3 жыл бұрын

Literally call Jason or Fnaf or chucky heck I'll talk to him

Wait, if you cut Michael in half do both halves of his body regenerate? Could you potentially accidentally clone Michael Myers in an attempt to kill him?

@ninjtim1133

5 жыл бұрын

Gio oh shit

@BeckyNosferatu

5 жыл бұрын

That's one theory I've explored, yes... Which is fucking terrifying.

@Rob_Thorsman

5 жыл бұрын

Perhaps, but the lower part would have to grow a new brain and thus might not be psychotic.

@wooferjr169

5 жыл бұрын

Some asshole would just line them up inside a slaughter house and then have it saw in like a small room of 1 and saw him in half to be 2 then 4 then 8 then 16, 32, 64, 128, etc. And let them all free.

@salamandersharp

5 жыл бұрын

that is a very good and also terrifying question

"Doctor" House in a law enforcement position is a hundred times scarier than anything Michael Myers can do.

Matt: We need radiation. A lot of radiation. Me: oh no, a Hulked out Michael Myers!?? 😨

Don't you know? Powerwalking is the most efficient mode of travel.

@thatcrystalpie

5 жыл бұрын

Steadily staring at someone while power walking toward them from a long distance is the most intimidating mode of travel.

@themap5482

5 жыл бұрын

Jason, Michael, and 2 million other slashers aprove.

@branislavkocic3518

5 жыл бұрын

Captain Holt of Brooklyn 99? xD

@notreal5826

5 жыл бұрын

Or driving, or biking, or you know, uber, basically anything but walking, or crawling

*hAve YOu TriEd TuRnin g it oF anD oN agaiN* thankz for the likes

@bruticus3117

5 жыл бұрын

What is this an IT crowd episode

If you cut him in half, wouldn't there be two Michaels with one having a brain as blank as a rock? Sorta like The Thing (1982)?

"he's a human" halloween kills: i dont think so mate

Thanks MatPat for your shout out to Leukemia Patients/Survivors! Coming up on 14 years Leukemia free myself and your description of the treatment I went through is spot on! I might actually refer people to this video when I describe it to people. Love everything you and Team Theorists do! Fun Fact: Because I was a kid during treatment, I was allowed to bring a stuffed animal with me to radiation treatment, so I legitimately have an irradiated stuffed rabbit named Mr. Bun Bun!

@youraverageguy2495

5 жыл бұрын

Pinned, 1 like and 0 comment

@Drake-uk5rv

5 жыл бұрын

I am also a survivor. I was 11 when I got it.

@nz_am5859

5 жыл бұрын

We all support you

@kemps574

5 жыл бұрын

Funny for me Halloween was yesterday I'm in NZ

@imjustlumi1687

5 жыл бұрын

Are u okay?

I always thought that he was unkillable because he's a metaphor for human evil

@madisonjames6917

3 жыл бұрын

No that can’t be it

@rhemedyextract

3 жыл бұрын

@@madisonjames6917 yes he is literally a demon or the devil

@xthepotatowolfx2334

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah the original creators of Halloween said that Michael Myers is a metaphor for human evil and that there’s no way of stopping it.

@Welsh7133

3 жыл бұрын

@@rhemedyextract what are you doing here? I thought you were dead... How’s Lenny?

@rhemedyextract

3 жыл бұрын

@@Welsh7133 lenny is drinking and here is arthur

The reason I think the hospital radiation won’t work is because we’ve seen him smash through doors and walls what’s stopping him from doing exactly that. And brutally murdering you. Because as you said he needs to be exposed to thirty grays in that time he could most definitely smash his way through the door.

The first thing I thought of when he said radiation was- "So you wanna give this guy cancer?? Youre just gonna make him into deadpool."

Imagine Myers coming after you with baby legs like Deadpool

@rylanortheunyielding3811

5 жыл бұрын

* grabs a minigun and kills Mayers or a last kill Mayers and digs up a hole and throws Mayers,and fills up the hole *

@imacardboardbox

5 жыл бұрын

@@rylanortheunyielding3811 mayo or myers?

@wafflejam9015

5 жыл бұрын

@@imacardboardbox yes

@imacardboardbox

5 жыл бұрын

@@wafflejam9015 y e s

@rylanortheunyielding3811

5 жыл бұрын

Mayers

Michael Myers is so deadly on Halloween Kills. The Avengers could find the Halloween universe within the multiverse, convince Thanos to move to Michael’s hometown, and wait for Halloween. Michael Myers would take care of Thanos no problem.

@lazyliongames6660

2 жыл бұрын

Or thanos snaps him dealing with Michael as well

@Isildurwasbetrayed

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah no you tripping

@lucalives96

Жыл бұрын

@@lazyliongames6660 either way its a win for one of the universes

@theoneandonlykyle9800

Жыл бұрын

lmao even goku would have a hard time with him lol

@sixthesoulreaper1411

Жыл бұрын

@@theoneandonlykyle9800 Goku would close his eyes and evaporate him you only need a power level of 10,000 to destroy a planet and Goku is so beyond that I can't describe it

What if you just chop his head so his brain can't order his stem cell to regenerate

Everyone: "he'll never die" Halloween Ends: He died like bro wtf, please I want him to come back lol

Even after all these years, this is still my favourite film theory. The humour is on point and the graphics and editing accentuate and add to the humour.

@raptorjesus2516

3 жыл бұрын

I love this one mostly for the kermit joke

@GregGallagher

2 жыл бұрын

All these years? It’s literally been less than 3 years

@imHim710

2 жыл бұрын

All these years? Bruh you serious 🤣😭😂

@mattw8350

2 жыл бұрын

@@raptorjesus2516 why you so easily amused 😐

@raptorjesus2516

2 жыл бұрын

@@mattw8350 I'm a simple person

*Its obvious he carry's flex tape with him wherever he goes*

@devon7514

5 жыл бұрын

He coveres himself with FLEX TAPE

@whawha8808

5 жыл бұрын

Obviously

@sincerecinnamon

5 жыл бұрын

Michael Myers: * eyes get shot out* Flex tape guy: That's a lot of damage!

@benjaminwertz2379

5 жыл бұрын

*"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO PLAY GOD!"*

@Foxy02016

5 жыл бұрын

KZread Reject HE IS FLEXTAPE

I love how in the newest movie Halloween ends the fact the he basically just gets hit with an axe is hilarious

Michael Myers doesn’t have a healing ability he has immortality

Micheal Myers lives so long because his suit is made out of flex tape

@meowmeowmeow8

5 жыл бұрын

omg genius im shook

@Moose133_

5 жыл бұрын

What if Micheal Myers is Phil Swift in disguise 🤔

@playertamim5002

5 жыл бұрын

Nothing can stop him hide your kids

@OfficialR3APER

5 жыл бұрын

i see this is where the meme gods are

@aaronwalker2414

5 жыл бұрын

Your a god 😂

The easiest way to kill him would be to squish him. Sure, he'd un-squish but as long as you keep the pressure on him, (example, a car crusher) he wouldn't be able to reform or break out, because he can't break a car crusher while he's practically jam.

@hecatesama

5 жыл бұрын

Thats good or an old fashion sealing spell 😂😂😂.

@ChronicRen

5 жыл бұрын

A simple spell, but quite unbreakable

@deezecats8846

5 жыл бұрын

You're not wrong

@totallynotalive5370

5 жыл бұрын

He never dies, your bound to have a power outage that releases him, or the battery runs out and he escapes

@oscar-wp4sw

5 жыл бұрын

DogfaceZed Here is a step 5 plan to initiate your idea. 1. Acquire a car crusher 2. Get Michael Myers in the car crusher ( good luck ) and crush him 3.Place said car crusher several hundred feet underground ( or in space idk whatever you wanna do ) 4. Refill the hole 5. Celebrate

Michael Myers is such a speed walker

I hope he makes more Michael Myers theories

Cells need oxygen, he breaths oxygen, suffocate him. No need for such an elaborate plan.

@izzy123123123

5 жыл бұрын

Exactly i was also thinking entropy if he doesn't eat either there must be a way to starve him too heh since he is having to expend energy to regenerate. So he will just wither away.

He is gonna use a gun as a knife? This dude really is a madman

@oxilef8471

5 жыл бұрын

And he use a dynamite like a cigarette

@ezgameezdoge1915

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@brysonadams7040

5 жыл бұрын

Skwooks just take his gun away and shove it in his heart not even that maniac can live if something happened to his hart

@phrog2125

5 жыл бұрын

r/madlads

@ghostlylinks3422

5 жыл бұрын

How

The shredder be like : WHAT BOUT ME WHAT ABOUT MEEEEUEEEEE

Give Myers the ol’ Therac-25 treatment.