The part where you need to clean your room wipes our FC everytime

@Vwrrwvu

2 жыл бұрын

He cleans his room (of any remaining players) at enrage

@SycosenMerihem

2 жыл бұрын

There’s no fucking way your FC makes their beds.

@dzonatangavert1408

2 жыл бұрын

You're supposed to wipe the dust /smh.

@ZaTheRunescapeNoob

2 жыл бұрын

haven't seen a group get past the "wash your balls" phase all day

I like Jordan Petersons 12 steps for ff14 the audiobook Step one : Clean your inventory

@meteorwalkergg

2 жыл бұрын

Step 2: don't compare your parse to another person's fflogs, compare it to your parse from last raid

@Dalinzir

2 жыл бұрын

Already failed step one

@thefilipinodelight

2 жыл бұрын

Assume the Mentors might know something you don’t.

@qixaqyx

2 жыл бұрын

Step one ain't going to happen anytime soon I'm in the middle of a massive crafting bender and I don't know what I'm going to need or not need so until I'm done it's staying totally chaotic.

@GrandEpsilon

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

I really like the mechanic where you had to jump into the whale to save your father. Also me and the static are still stuck on the lobster phase.

@consarnit2071

2 жыл бұрын

Fuck I wish this had more upvotes. Ahhh... Ya know, this reminds me of a story by an obscure author- Dostoevsky- he once wrote.........

@Akinon93

2 жыл бұрын

man that's so far in! I'm still stuck on phase 1, the Clean Your Room phase

Heroes of Light *OBLITERATED* with FACTS and SLEEP MEDICATION (intellectual style) (GONE SEXUAL)

Let’s get that lobster mount to drop

@qixaqyx

2 жыл бұрын

The Golden lobster mount drops from the EX

@Afurohn

2 жыл бұрын

Best fucking reply I've seen holy hell I'm weezing

Active Time Maneuver: Clean your room before the timer runs out!

Man, that one raidwide where everyone takes damage dependent on how much junk they have in their inventory always gets us

light party? who left????

If we could make a version of this with zenos saying "Up yours pesky scions, We'll see who'll defeat who!" It would be perfect

I always fail at the pure beef debuff. Puts my static in a 30 day coma every pull.

Enrage Dialogue : "Ha, gotcha."

Honestly an amazing trial. He redefined a lot of mechanics, so you always had to make sure you navigated those correctly.

"Up yours Woke-iors of Light, we'll see who cancels who!"

@Sluppie

2 жыл бұрын

social justice warriors of light

@stagnantgiant4235

2 жыл бұрын

My brain read that in Gaius Baelsar's voice

The Primal Lobster Peterson

Someone in the party already disconnected and you are left there standing and looking at the boss iddle animation.

active item in the trial is to use apple cider during his big windup attack guys!

Alright hold on i need to eat my cooked beef for buff before fight

The active time maneuver is feeding him benzos until he falls into a coma.

@KabukiJava

2 жыл бұрын

I shouldn't be laughing but how can I not

@w4it

2 жыл бұрын

While he reads his 12 rules for life, each one adding debuffs to you that you have to shuffle around to different team members based on their lobster hierarchy

@meteorwalkergg

2 жыл бұрын

the fight just loads up the executable file for NieR: Automata

@xo982

2 жыл бұрын

CHILL 💀💀

@otelos2788

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the apple cider phase

I seriously thought for a second that they added a new trial with the last patch and that I missed it.

*Looks at picture of Female Roegadyn* "SORRY. NOT BEAUTIFUL. And no amount of authoritarian tolerance is going to change that."

He dress like he is going to a minion premiere

I thought Trials were supposed to be for Full Parties? Or did someone drop when they saw they got The Twelve Rules of Life (Extreme) in mentor roulette?

@russpc9739

2 жыл бұрын

Early ARR trials were only 4 man (normal ifrit titan garuda)

@Omnyxxx

2 жыл бұрын

@@russpc9739 ohh right! I totally forgot

The best mechanic of this fight is the active time maneuver of having to call Elliot Paige's name, because the boss then gets confused and yells out the wrong name afterwards.

@ReiEmeraldTakedo

2 жыл бұрын

"But Bill C-16!" Buff is applied until someone uses "That's not how Canadian law works." Special action.

@gateauxq4604

2 жыл бұрын

Destroying bosses with facts and logic

The actual strat that no one talks about in PF to beating this fight is to ignore him entirely and not pay any attention to him.

@simj202

2 жыл бұрын

So a permanent gaze mechanic?

@SigmaTheWhiteFlame

2 жыл бұрын

Seems like a pathetic reality denying strat.

If you watch a guide ahead of time the fight actually gets harder because a bunch of adds spawn and complain about you watching the fight out of context.

@gateauxq4604

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao!

Such devastation... This was not his intention...

this is still the funniest shit i have ever seen.

Ahhh, thats the content i need in the morning after reading a way too long in the night before. Thank you!

THE ADD PHASE WITH THE RED AND BLUE LOBSTERS THOUGH HOLY SHIT

Everyone is gangsta until the grandma with the face tickler arrives

It amazes me how hard it is for people to keep their shoulders up and do as the lobsters do. That's a critical part for making it through the 12 phases.

Dude I was crying when zenos had to faced peterson and after their final battel he quit being bad guy, build farm house and started a familly with WoL...

Unfortunately our static asked JBP a simple yes or no question and the instance timer ran out before he gave an answer.

Pretty sure this language would get the actual trial banned for ToS violation. The dev team would probably then collapse in on itself as the game spirals downward in an unending application of the ToS and finding out who pays who's sub. May the cleanest room triumph.

@Sorenthaz

2 жыл бұрын

Not even Yoko Taro could come up with an encounter like that.

@machinatingminotaur6285

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sorenthaz *yoko taro would not be ALLOWED to have a fight like that

The part where he turns you into a worm if you jump took me by surprise...I had no idea such a mechanic existed!

I think this mechanic in maps of meaning was the best: “I dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother sitting by the bank of a swimming pool, that was also a river. In real life, she had been a victim of Alzheimer’s disease, and had regressed, before her death, to a semi-conscious state. In the dream, as well, she had lost her capacity for self-control. Her genital region was exposed, dimly; it had the appearance of a thick mat of hair. She was stroking herself, absent-mindedly. She walked over to me, with a handful of pubic hair, compacted into something resembling a large artist’s paint-brush. She pushed this at my face. I raised my arm, several times, to deflect her hand; finally, unwilling to hurt her, or interfere with her any farther, I let her have her way. She stroked my face with the brush, gently, and said, like a child, “isn’t it soft?” I looked at her ruined face and said, “yes, Grandma, it’s soft.” Truly, stuff of excelency.

@michaelk9279

2 жыл бұрын

A story to rival Shadowbringers

Dr T from boom beach builds megacrab Mr. Peterson should create megalobster

Jordan's Mommy? Sorry... Jordan's Mommy? Sorry... Jordan's GRAND-mommy :D

Warriors of Light, we will show him who truly sits atop the Dominance Hierarchy...

This looks like an FMV from Command & Conquer.

It's the transition for me

Our raidgroup is stuck at "12 rules for life" turn 7.

The second phase where Joe Rogan joins the fight to spam aoes was really cool at first but it got annoying on my 12th pull

Im so glad people are memeing this because that video was so dramatic for absolutely no reason at all 😂

@xSuperMetroidx

2 жыл бұрын

The absolute destruction of society = no reason at all

Why does everyone immediately leave when this pops in rolos?

Really hated the part where you target Nana and type "it's soft"

Facts & Logic (Ultimate)

The mechanic where the boss' grandma appears and deals damage by throwing her pubic hair is pretty tough and an interesting design choice.

im waiting tataru's extreme

brilliant. bravo

NEWVIDEOWHEN? Btw. I expect to find a Manderville Quests+Relic weapon video with memes on your channel soon!

…whomst?

I feel sad that know enough about this kook to get all the jokes in the comments.

JBP is definitely more of a FromSoft philosophy when translated into game design BUT I'm sure he & Ishikawa could talk for hours about Joseph Campbell (ShB), Nietzsche (Endwalker), & Jung (DRK quest line)

@mactassio21

2 жыл бұрын

considering he hates women I'm not sure Ishikawa would have a lot to talk with him.

@rajabuta

2 жыл бұрын

Ishikawa would destroy him considering he's a fake.

@goby1764

2 жыл бұрын

@@mactassio21 he hates women?

@ZephyrFate

2 жыл бұрын

FromSoft features too many female warriors who kick your ass

@SwobyJ

2 жыл бұрын

He's from a batshit crazy philosophy.

Thanks to this video I now know who Jordan Peterson is

@AgrioTheMoo

2 жыл бұрын

You have my condolences

@meteorwalkergg

2 жыл бұрын

pop politics culture wise: cringe af lmao psychology, philosophy, & sociology wise: he & Ishikawa would 100% vibe

@ReiEmeraldTakedo

2 жыл бұрын

@@meteorwalkergg Before or after he berated her for wearing make-up to work? And called her a slut? Dudes got fuckin' issues man.

@meteorwalkergg

2 жыл бұрын

@@ReiEmeraldTakedo I can't believe straw-Peterson actually did this wtf

@ReiEmeraldTakedo

2 жыл бұрын

@@meteorwalkergg I can't believe he said in an interview that the reason why women wear make-up is because they are trying to seduce all of the men around them. Not a straw man if he actually believes it.

I would just lose the fight. Which means I am on his side.

Okay but why do the maps of meaning always have to just be a plain circle arena

Lol tho I don't really see Jordan as a raid boss, he's more likely too be an npc summon during the end singer fight buffing the party against nialisum with positive but harsh philosophical quotes xD

@citanon4355

2 жыл бұрын

debuffs them more like it. just listening to him makes me think meteion was right.

@RavorRants14

2 жыл бұрын

Weird that you would think that, most theocratic fascists are depicted as villains in ffxiv.

Drops as soon as i'm about to travel wtf is this goofy ass timing

JBP Ultimate

lol, what?.. Also Hail lobster 🦞

Lmao I love it

omg jordan became a primal

Based

Damn only a light party. Dude really fell off.

I feel like this is the guy we go into the dungeon with and fight the bad guy. He’s too cocksure and knows he is going to win. We’re on his side.

@spadesart

2 жыл бұрын

then he forgets tank stance the whole fight

lol

aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh hhaahahahahahahha

I'm not religious but this man is a gift from God!

So god damn cringe 🤣

xD i love daddy peterson

Conservatives when they get everything they voted for: "Such devastation... this was not what I intended"

Where’s the lie?

I love Jordan Peterson and I love this! Good humor!

Insane that some people take this dude seriously

@Zakjuh

2 жыл бұрын

basically what i think of breadtuber stans

I hate math and geomtery. here we go again.

The thing about those FF villains is that they always end up being right and justified.

hes such an amazing guy. we need more people like him.

King Thordan music would have been a little more accurate. I imagine his movesets are similar to Kefka. A whole lot of bullshit moves that say they mean one thing but actually mean something entirely different. (Also, kermit laugh). But at the end of the day, the only thing he wanted was a holocaust denying theocratic autocracy guys. It's fiiiiiiiiine. (P.S. If someone is gay or trans in your party, he gets stunlocked randomly in the fight trying to convince you that your name is actually Ted, even though what's not that you chose.)

@meteorwalkergg

2 жыл бұрын

the most sane FFXIV trans rights activist

@ReiEmeraldTakedo

2 жыл бұрын

@@meteorwalkergg Trans rights are human rights. Get fucked right wing dickhead.

@ReiEmeraldTakedo

2 жыл бұрын

​ @Meteor Hiroshi Also, don't be a coward. Don't delete shit after you post it. Because I could pretty fucking easily explain why JBP doesn't understand half the people he quotes. Say you're a blind sycophant without saying it.​

@meteorwalkergg

2 жыл бұрын

@@ReiEmeraldTakedo centrist & pro-trans but not brainrotted, screeching zealot

@meteorwalkergg

2 жыл бұрын

@@ReiEmeraldTakedo thal's balls, this lad is bigmad 😂

I can’t get past the part where I’m supposed to make my make-believe gender identity make sense in his logic and reasoning 😭😭😭

The fight gets easier as it goes on as he keeps eating meat products and develops cancer

@xSuperMetroidx

2 жыл бұрын

Eat your soy, then

Amazing lol. If anyone wants to see Jordan get slammed though watch his debate with Matt Dillahunty. Matt puts Jordan's logic to the test and Jordan pretty much gets the slam down laid upon him lol.

@brandoncomer6492

2 жыл бұрын

I could see how you might think that if you're an idiot

@Ficojepet

2 жыл бұрын

lol lmao even wait you're serious?

@meteorwalkergg

2 жыл бұрын

Dillahunty: Life is preferable to death & that's self-evident JBP + Ishikawa: have you heard of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV's latest expansion pack, Endwalker?

@machinatingminotaur6285

2 жыл бұрын

why would anyone actually want to watch kermit the benzo addict spew nonsense

Who is this and why should I care?