To trick my sisters turtle into eating veggies, we cut carrots into vague stick shapes to trick him into thinking it was pellets. It worked. Turbo is not very smart.

Imagine going to your friends house and go to the freezer to get ice cream and see a ziplock bag full of rats and a bunny

I feel like I spend more time making food for my 3 bearded dragons than I do making food for my 3 human children. 😂

I was like “why would you name a corn snake sprinkles that’s so random?” And then I saw him and I was like

WHAT THE HECK DOES TURTLE DO WITH HIS LITTLE FIN/CLAW THINGS WHEN HE GETS THE PELLETS OMG IM DYING 😂

“Don’t touch me with your raw mouth nova” lmfao😂

Gizmo yelling at you in the background has me dying 🤣

“time to feed my lizard. he gets dog food.” 😂😂🦎

I don't know why but when I see African Giant Millipedes they always look so gentle and slow-moving yet they are terrifying on the inside.

my sleep paralysis demon is sprinkles eating that mouse 😭🤣

You: "Gizmo settle down"

Tyler: you want food olive?

No one:

“Olive...are you gonna-“

How sweet can a turtle possably eat?

Me

wait did u say ur frogs name was ceiling?

Gizmo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏

“So- So for the- so for the birds- so for- so-“

You take amazing care of your animals! I love the bunnies they’re adorable.