He's not from the Fate route/DEEN anime.

@PhantomSBD

27 күн бұрын

Cool, but which celebrity did he actually put on a milk carton?

@JanitoRiceMeister

27 күн бұрын

I mean, you keep saying that, but... My Abridger doth protest too much

@universalspaceexpeditioner8259

27 күн бұрын

Kinda yeah. He is from a different route similar to the Fate route.

@assassain0425

27 күн бұрын

I wonder about how you would have that archer acts from that route

@ProjectMouthwash

26 күн бұрын

Pretty much the same. It's the same EMIYA even in his own history.

Archer confirming that he killed Kennedy is probably the funniest / wildest statements an abridged series has ever made. this stuffs too good

@AzurezeroArt

Ай бұрын

could be a red dwarf reference, preventing his death causes ww3 in that

@Madlad000

Ай бұрын

He also killed President The Rock

@BK2207

Ай бұрын

I wasn't ready for that ! 🤣

@Lemuel928

Ай бұрын

Wut!?!😨(That means Elter did all the dirty work after Sakura and Taiga”tragically”died.)

@mongooseunleashed

Ай бұрын

But what about that celebrity I liked???

No matter what we all agree Lancer deserved better

@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595

Ай бұрын

Lancer is the best boy. To kill Kirei is the privilege of a winner, so really he won this grail war.

@fredrickwheeler6852

Ай бұрын

And Shinji deserved worse. I haven't actually watched the original, I hope something awful happens to him in the future.

@TsukabuNosoratori2

Ай бұрын

It's embarrassing how much I relied on our blue doggo in FGO for my first year until more servants started answering my summons. His battle continuation bitch is something else. I even grailed him to lvl 98. Will eventually get him to 100. Just out of sheer respect for him.

@dynamicworlds1

Ай бұрын

"ugh, just shut up and meet your god!" Great last words Lancer. Respect.

@Fordo007

Ай бұрын

@@TsukabuNosoratori2 Amen. Lancer has saved me in FGO so many times.

It feels like EMIYA came from canon and ended up in the abridged timeline

@seifislam4450

Ай бұрын

The most underrated comment

@ProjectMouthwash

Ай бұрын

This honestly is a super fair way to look at EMIYA in this series. It might as well be true.

@zhalosky

Ай бұрын

You broke my reality bubble

@vermilionrubin

Ай бұрын

@@zhalosky But was it your noble phantasm?

@zhalosky

Ай бұрын

@@vermilionrubin i thought i was getting closer to understanding what happened between fate anime and UBW anime until this comment dropped.

I just realised. Rin asked how to pronounce Cu Chulainn. He didn't answer... Because he can't. He's still under a command seal to introduce himself as "First name Mario, last name Mario. Mario Mario."

Artoria: “I killed my son!” Mordred: *In the distance* “HAH! YOU ACKNOWLEDGED ME AS YOUR SON! NO TAKE BACKSIES FATHER!”

@r.s.2890

Ай бұрын

Artoria "did yall hear something, shirous? Shirou "no not really." Archer "its EMIYA! And yes, i heard your son cry out form the ether" Artoria "but shirous not dead" EMIYA "Not yet anyway"

@otakuphoenix3635

Ай бұрын

Saber: I killed my son Mordred In apocrypha: FINALLY

@otakuphoenix3635

Ай бұрын

Saber: I killed my son Mordred In apocrypha: FINALLY

@otakuphoenix3635

Ай бұрын

Saber: I killed my son Mordred In apocrypha: FINALLY

@dtrain8530

Ай бұрын

In the wise words of Shirou: “I know you care now! You can’t erase this!”

The relevation that early lancer's character gimmicks were because Kirei used like 6 command seals is hilarious and in-character

@r.s.2890

Ай бұрын

Hey, if you got Seals to spare... :)

@eugenideddis

Ай бұрын

He Josh Grobined him

@MattTGM

Ай бұрын

That was a brilliant choice

@TrueBladeSoul

Ай бұрын

I mean that’s not out of character

@AzurezeroArt

Ай бұрын

its nice to finally hear about bazette, none of the stuff id seen explained who she was

Shirou: Wait?! What?! With Tiger mom?! Saber: YOU ARE MY SON! EMIYA/Mordred: *Done with all this*

@jeffreyherrera5069

13 күн бұрын

EMIYA: Look, everyone and their Servants have been asking me for my backstory! Now, do you want me to tell you or are you going to keep interrupting me?!

"you're a mage too ?" that's the neat part, Cu can be EVERYTHING

@slashb7836

Ай бұрын

"He's basically Irish Hercules, Rin!"

@pepperedbell7363

Ай бұрын

@@slashb7836 Except this one can actually be in the Caster class!

@bjwessels

Ай бұрын

I just want like a grand order movie where it's all Cu all the time. Just every last Servant is Cu.

@anonnimoose7987

Ай бұрын

He's basically Odin

@slashb7836

Ай бұрын

@@anonnimoose7987 no, that's Hermes

Can we just appreciate that Shirou put all the effort into retroactively scouring his interactions with Archer, realizing the constant WWII references were a plot hole, gets up on his soapbox to preach each and every problem he noticed, only to then close out with "BTW, you called yourself Shirou Emiya that one time and that's how I figured out you were Shirou Emiya"

@gustavo555tani

Ай бұрын

Its the Emiya curse, they are so nice to OTHER people that when they get the chance to roast and annoy themselves they go all the way.

@levikay1745

Ай бұрын

Right. He could have just started with that and the others involved might have even appreciated it, but we the audience appreciate their suffering more. That and exposition. It's not only a funny bit about overinforming the audience, it's a great way to do a quick recap for those who might not remember every little thing, and pallatible to the people who realise they know all this stuff already. In a way it kind of takes the steam out of you because you've seen the whole show and they didn't really make it a secret, but it's so well executed that the slight discomfort before the execution of the joke is more than justified.

@representativejoints1188

Ай бұрын

But this sounds just like Izzy's humor with their group to be honest. It has that serious swing energy into an open palm thrust that sends you flying. Metaphorically hylaricaly.

@jaieregilmore971

Ай бұрын

@@gustavo555taniMore like E rank luck just lucky he doesn’t have F rank.

@devildolphin2102

Ай бұрын

Kirito Took over for a bit

Let it be known that Saber will call Shirou her son a hundred times before she ever even acknowledges Mordred exists.

@r.s.2890

Ай бұрын

She does say she killed her son during her "i messes up worst" rant with archer

@parkermaisterra8532

Ай бұрын

@@r.s.2890to be fair she only said that to beat EMIYA in a “I have a more tragic backstory then you” dick measuring contest

@kintsuki99

Ай бұрын

Well Mordred is a woman so...

@r.s.2890

Ай бұрын

@@kintsuki99 both mordred and artoria refer to themselves in male pronouns. They dont like being refered as girls as they were raised to be kings.

@parkermaisterra8532

Ай бұрын

@@r.s.2890Still hilarious that she brings up Mordred to one up EMIYA.

EMIYA: "You're destined to become me!" Shirou: "Nah, Imma do my own thing."

@frankburnstein1195

Ай бұрын

Don't you dare compare my boy Shirou to that....non-Shirou thing

@shadowclaw7210

Ай бұрын

@@frankburnstein1195what’s wrong with Miles?

@kuroshinigami9143

Ай бұрын

@@frankburnstein1195 ya know, Miles is a good counterpart to Shirou in a lot of ways, he wants to be a hero of justice, a hero like his own hero (Kiritsugu/Peter) but he becomes his best self when he decides to be his own hero instead.

@darkherculeskabuterimon7203

Ай бұрын

Funnily enough, literally every version of Shiro/EMIYA is different. Yay time loops.

@colt1903

Ай бұрын

​@@frankburnstein1195 I mean, you say that, but it's kinda wild how almost 1 to 1 their arcs are😂

It does not surprise me at all Cu Culainn can continue to get back up and keep fighting even after being mortally wounded. The Cu Culainn of legend was known to do this too. He died standing up braced against a tree weapon raised. People were scared to approach him and it wasnt until a crow landed on him did they realize he was actually dead. A freaking badass.

@ethancobb7498

Ай бұрын

The version of the Cooley Raid that I first read had him tying himself to standing stone with his own intestines and continuing to fight another three days.

@darthjoe91

Ай бұрын

And when someone finally approached, his sword arm fell and killed another guy after he was already dead.

@ralonnetaph6450

Ай бұрын

battle continuation is also straight up an ability in the mobile game he got because of that specific story, look up some Cu Culainn solos of bosses and watch a common 3 star character battle continuation infinitely to beat the hardest content in the game. Cu Culainn is cool as hell, but sadly Irish in the fate universe.

@andrewcarlson4402

Ай бұрын

You forgot to mention why he was still upright. He tied himself to the tree WITH HIS OWN INTESTINES in such a way that EVEN AFTER HE EXPIRED HE LITERALLY COULDN'T FALL OVER

@thomaskilmer

Ай бұрын

@@andrewcarlson4402 Don't forget that after he's dead, the person to approach him gets their arm cut off when his sword arm finally falls. Taking one last bastard with him from beyond the grave.

Adult Shirou: **Uses Unlimited Blade Works** Teenage Shirou: **Starts stealing weapons like a kid in a candy store**

@AzurezeroArt

Ай бұрын

it's not stealing, you cant steal from yourself

@ignaciojohnjoy

Ай бұрын

​@@AzurezeroArtNot according to law it's not 😂

@asrafkhalid1231

Ай бұрын

except its kid gil vs Anastasia from Fate/Kaleid Prisma. but in this case kid gil basically reclaiming his stolen NPs/treasures

@user-tp6gz7dp3v

Ай бұрын

@@asrafkhalid1231 em....*Angelica

@joseph86255

Ай бұрын

@@AzurezeroArt Tell Commander Shepard that.

"Is the present anime?" OH NO HE'S SELF AWARE

@r.s.2890

Ай бұрын

Considering magic is a thing and most heroes hail from the age of gods... the past had god *and* anime in it. No wonder older heroic spirits are so OP.

@anhthai7005

Ай бұрын

Did… did Shirou forget the fact that he saw Gil fire hundreds of NPs, Cu literally manipulating causality, Archer nuking the battlefield, Medea shooting Magic lasers and just Heracles as a whole?

@bass-dc9175

Ай бұрын

"Unlimited Blade Works" "So that is why we are called that" Yes. He is self aware.

@dynamicworlds1

Ай бұрын

​@@bass-dc9175 4th wall shattered right there

@molybdaen11

Ай бұрын

If they watch TV, its like seeing a window into our world.

There once was a lancer in blue He always played the fool He had lots of fun He saved everyone And now he says his adieu

The idea that the Rock was actually president but killed off by Archer is so goddamn funny xD

@khylerbane4523

28 күн бұрын

Even funnier is that it was to stop ww3

I'll be honest, I was 100% prepared for Shirou to never realize Saber was King Arthur until she screamed Excaliber to destroy the grail.

@WesternEchidna

Ай бұрын

and then he screams, "I WANT THAT!"

@TsukabuNosoratori2

Ай бұрын

This Shirou is still a gremlin, but at least he's a bit smarter than other Shirous tend to be.

@user-tp6gz7dp3v

Ай бұрын

I don't know if you remember but THIS Shirou is never going to witness Excalibur being released......

@alexanderrahl7034

Ай бұрын

​@@user-tp6gz7dp3vholy shit i just remembered that. Stay/night shirou learns to copy Excalibur, but this one doesnt. ...huh...

@jsamue12

Ай бұрын

@@alexanderrahl7034 didn't he copy Caliburn?

Ep0: Speak The Devil's Name… Ep11: …And He Shall Appear

@ChesterCheatin

Ай бұрын

MARGARET THATCHER MARGARET THATCHER MARGARET THATCHER

@ChesterCheatin

Ай бұрын

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

@theacecase6690

Ай бұрын

@@ChesterCheatinDO NOT BRING HER BACK

@GAarcher

Ай бұрын

*archer claims he is the worst servant, Angra manyu claims he is the worst servant, one can't die if he is killed and the other is Emiya fucking Garcher, so since one is the devil the other shall be actually the devil, but both are satan or something*

@esteban8471

Ай бұрын

HOLY SHIT!

Lancer suffered the most in Unlimited Blade Works. Him getting tired of everyone’s shit was the most satisfying thing in the series

@EpicNerdsWithCameras

Ай бұрын

At least he can rest easy knowing that in another timeline he had one of the best-animated fights in the entire series.

@Tosu2357

Ай бұрын

Speaking of Lancer and dying it cracks me up that when summarizing the kinda Fate Route, Archer gives a excerpt about why each servant death was different or significant. Lancer... "ranca ga shin da" thas it

@Bluelyre

29 күн бұрын

He definitely suffers the most, but he also gets the most out of the war in this route. Fate he gets stuck in a losing battle with gil, and heavens feel he gets jobbed. Here he gets a fair fight and gets revenge for bazette.

@Fedorchik1536

29 күн бұрын

@@EpicNerdsWithCameras Wait, where?

@tato5718

28 күн бұрын

@@Fedorchik1536 I think he's referring to the first Heaven's Feel movie, that one is a sick fight

Rin: "If you kill him you can do whatever you want to me." Cu: "Surprisingly not the first time I've ever heard that." Is a historical deep cut an i loved it.

@indra_vrtrahan

17 күн бұрын

LMAOOO, nice call back tbh

“I imagined him…I admired him…because I’m _insanely_ problematic.” 😂

@1408alejandro1408

Ай бұрын

IKR??? HAHAHAH

@whateverwhatever4476

Ай бұрын

@@1408alejandro1408alll I'm thinking about is that "Gurls shouldn't fight"

@eyeizarandummugga

Ай бұрын

I mean can’t that be said for ALL type-moon Protagonists. No spoilers but Iori from Samurai/remnant? Whoof…that boy had issues

@draochvar9646

Ай бұрын

​@@eyeizarandummuggaFujimaru seems to be an alright guy. Now to be fair, I can't vouch for his sanity after the Lostbelts but at the point we see him in Camelot, Babylonia and fighting Goetia, he seems normal enough to me.

@PikachuLittle

25 күн бұрын

@@draochvar9646I mean I’m pretty sure that at this point they qualify as a BEAST Candidate, so sanity is probably quite thin

"I finished my nap." This line was far more badass than it had any right to be

@Xenmaru00

Ай бұрын

Legit that is one HELL of a pre-asskicking One-Liner

@colbyjackson5747

Ай бұрын

I mean he is a hero he needs dramatic timing to save the girl.

@RavagerZero

Ай бұрын

And HAS to be a direct reference to the line in Titan AE. (Said by Gune, during the finale).

@Luinta

Ай бұрын

@@RavagerZero Someone else that gets the reference! Oh god, is this how Kayaba felt?

“Should I be taking notes?” God that one line just basically sums up the entire Fate series and I am here for it XD

@snirkeshet394

Ай бұрын

The entire Nasuverse***

@Halotaku

Ай бұрын

Yeah, but the line "You'll find that most historical accounts of famous figures tend to depict them as 30-year-old white men" is also doing a LOT of work here.

@MrLightlike78

29 күн бұрын

@@Halotaku *Charlton Heston has entered the chat*

“But shirou he’s a servant” “No…he’s a slave” “That’s very poetic but he’s IS a servant….shirou…shirou?!” Tiger mom is still the best character

@joseph86255

22 күн бұрын

Saber has always been the best character.

Ep:0 "Just use your reality marble, pull him into hell" Ep:11 "That's right, welcome to hell"

@bigwave1713

Ай бұрын

Yeah I was waiting for that. There a lot of moments early on that like "yeah that a teaser for what coming up"

@SnakebitSTI

Ай бұрын

So many callbacks, and the series isn't even over yet.

@tomoroboros

Ай бұрын

“The actually is important, I think”

@Juju2927

Ай бұрын

I guess indeed "There was several things wrong with what Rin said".

@Tenchua917

Ай бұрын

"And I'm Satan. Or proclaimed so by the girl in the red coat over there"

"I talk too much" is perhaps the single best thing Shirou could every say to EMIYA. Like... god damn, that is perfect!

@Rehcras

Ай бұрын

Archer does talk too much and doesn’t get to the point.

@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena

Ай бұрын

Watch Shirou call EMIYA faker to piss him off and get a opening to win yet somehow blunder it and win another way lol

@chomper0514

Ай бұрын

@@Rehcras When he is talking about something he actually 'cares' about rather than just to accomplish a particular goal or bantering, he really does end up rambling.

@wrought-ironheroEMIYA

Ай бұрын

​@@Rehcras and at the end of the day his point is null😭☠️

if anyone gets confused about the power plant thing. that's how emiya dies in fate extra. he does get a much sweeter deal though, instead of being a CG he's now just the representation of all modern heroes. does still have an abusive relationship with the mooncell though.

@ProjectMouthwash

Ай бұрын

You don't have to go that lateral. Shirou is in the middle of trying to stop a crisis at a nuclear power plant when he realizes he's out of his element, and Alaya makes the contract with him in a moment of his desperation. In any world where this meeting doesn't happen he dies there. This is shown in UBW.

@ahaloburnout

Ай бұрын

@@ProjectMouthwash Tbf, Archer specifically would’ve died there because he had no backup. Rin was in England and her life, Sakura at home and Saber to dead to care. UBW’s epilogue has Archer state that with Rin’s support his future should not happen. The show one upped that with her traveling the world with him too. So judging by age and time frame for the contract scene she should be involved. He can’t save the plant but she might. … Btw amazing job with the episode. That absolute ANGER in Logan’s voice towards the end is what I missed from Liam’s take on it.

@nekoluxuria7721

Ай бұрын

​@@ahaloburnoutI personally like to pretend that shidou and rin eventually had a child before shidou had to deal with the nuclear powerplant even if it doesn't make sense.

@nekoluxuria7721

Ай бұрын

​@@ProjectMouthwashit was very undetailed but yeah sadly he can't escape abusive relationships with conceptual superpowers. I do find it funny that you can actually make a joke about it by going "least you got a sweet tan out of it"

@noctislucis7247

Ай бұрын

Just gonna say that EMIYA isn't from Fate route, there was no EMIYA when he was a master. Rin had another servant, His path was a bit similar to fate tho

Oh man, the whole "Mario Mario" thing being a command from Kirei was just perfect, got me there

Rin flirting with Lancer after he was gigachad was S tier content, she has fully embraced the Harem

@Riku-zv5dk

Ай бұрын

Those thighs are to die for, and sadly Lancer did, his sacrifice will not be in vain.

@XpVersusVista

Ай бұрын

@@Riku-zv5dk honestly Lancer was the higher quality catch here. And she knows it.

@raymondyongho5757

Ай бұрын

This abridge is just Rin forming her own harem.

@alemirdikson

Ай бұрын

I just love that they took what was canonically Shirou's harem and made it Rin's.

@eddthehead123

Ай бұрын

I've always wanted Rin as an adult summoning Cu Lancer.

I can't believe Shiro had his own "FOR YOU SEE!" moment. Kirito would be proud.

@salvadortoscano2534

Ай бұрын

IF IZZY SAID THAT I'D BE GONE

@salvadortoscano2534

Ай бұрын

Done. Finito. 6-ft under, I'd be amazed and laughing SO damn much xD

@multiversal_guardian7079

Ай бұрын

That was my exact thought process too, it was so fucking good

@Syrahl696

Ай бұрын

Sadly, I feel it's not quite the same without the Ace Attorney music.

@rita-Shi-Mi

Ай бұрын

THE SHIROU IS ALWAYS RIGHT FOUNDATION RAHHHH

The way they integrated the jokes of previous episodes as actual plot points 👌👌 This series is its own art form, 100%.

The greatest feat of this episode is replicating "jokes are the deepest lore" with EMIYA's reveal

UBW anime: doesnt really explain utself enough UBWA: DID SOMEBODY SAY EXPOSITION?!

@r.s.2890

Ай бұрын

To be fair, UBW is kind of a follow up to FSN. It may not be meant to be an intro into the fate verse.

@mawillix2018

Ай бұрын

Clarification for the above comment: FSN:UBW is kind of meant as a follow up to FSN:F. The old FSN anime is based on the manga which is in turn partially based on the Fate route and partially based on the UBW route.

@GBlockbreaker

Ай бұрын

that is exclusive to the anime tho, the vn explains everything properly, that's why anime onlys are never really taken seriously in any discussions surrounding this series lol

@user-tp6gz7dp3v

Ай бұрын

@@r.s.2890 in the VN it was also a lot of exposition dump in this moment so no,it's not why....

@maj0ra124

Ай бұрын

Nice PFP

Rin: I'm sorry. Cu Culainn. How do we say your name properly? Cu: Fuck if I know. Its GAELIC. It didn't make any sense in MY age. Cu Caliann's funniest moment for me.

@clothar23

Ай бұрын

Not going to lie it took me a hot minute to figure that one out.

@amrox9656

Ай бұрын

Don't know if it's intentional, but it's even funnier that you spelt it wrong both times

@user-tp6gz7dp3v

Ай бұрын

Satanta probably thinks of it more as a tittle rather than a name.

@129_raihanelfazri3

Ай бұрын

Can someone explain this?

@Vexal50

Ай бұрын

@@129_raihanelfazri3 Basically, a lot of the time you can't read Gaelic names as they would be spelt in english or you'll end up mispronouncing them. To use some examples, Saoirse is pronounced ser-sha and then Caoilfhionn is either Kwee-lin or Kee-lin, depending on dialect, and even a name as simple as Aine is pronounced as awn-yaa

"is the the present anime?" -shirou Oh God He's Become Sentient!

Lancer talking to the runestone like it's a puppy is my favorite part by a mile. I expected all the sass between Emiya and EMIYA. I expected Rin to be Rin. I did not expect "seek out the greatest source of sass in the building" lmao

@a_MhetOtw.4334

Ай бұрын

So true

@lenlimbo

Ай бұрын

Fair is fair, that's a good order. Shirou and EMIYA may be well greased sources of sass once they finally get going, but both of them put together ain't got nothing on Rin. When she is sleeping.

EMIYA: How did you figure it out? Shirou: You literally called yourself Shirou Emiya. EMIYA: Ah.

@zbubbles4126

Ай бұрын

Makes sense.

@potatoexe5410

Ай бұрын

There was also the calling Shirou baby this ep which he then retorts with "I just called myself baby"

@joseph86255

Ай бұрын

And his excuse was that he didn't think Shirou was listening.

"Nightwing started stealing my magic." I lost it here.

@tostisgood

Ай бұрын

The way all their running jokes keep coming back is fantastic.

@M.W.2

Ай бұрын

He's all grown up

@Nightwing3582

Ай бұрын

same 😂

@Quote_ation

28 күн бұрын

Hey, at least he upgraded from Jason Todd to Dick Grayson

@arulrajasundar9420

18 күн бұрын

​@@Quote_ation I disagree, Jason is the superior Robin.

“YOROKOBE KIREI” “I finished my nap” “BATTLE CONTINUATION SON” The legendary Chad Cu

@EpicNerdsWithCameras

Ай бұрын

He consistently gets the best lines in the show. As he deserves.

@dirkloid4261

Ай бұрын

Finaly he got sth better and he fucking deserves all of it

@MazaAzi

Ай бұрын

Fun fact: After a Long and badass battle where cu chulainn exploited honor rules to stall an entire army by 1v1-ing each individual member he eventually died (Via trickery) but he was literally too mad to die so he tied himself to a rock and dared the army to approach him. The army didn't approach for hours out of fear until a crow flew down and pecked his eye out. Some random soldier, correctly, took this as a sign that he died and approached his corpse to show everyone he was dead. Once he was close enough the FUCKING CORPSE SLICED OFF HIS *ARM, K I L L I N G T H E S O L D E I R O N T H E S P O T* Cu Chulainn is more badass than Fate gives him credit for and this is the one instance they give the man Justice.

@eugenideddis

Ай бұрын

@@MazaAzi Cu would be a better Berserker than Lancer (ignoring fgo). Fate has chosen to ignore his warp spasms, aka just hulking out. Mind you, he's a killer Lancer, and a pretty good Caster

@Deathwindgames

28 күн бұрын

@@eugenideddisthey said the real cu berserker is more terrifying than cu ALTER. So they are aware of his warp spasms

“I’m into people.” “Who all happen to be girls.” I’m sorry but that line is way funnier than it has any right to be.

@AnhNguyenHaTUan

27 күн бұрын

So the Fate route is Shirou making Artoria straight?

@theendersmirk5851

26 күн бұрын

​@@AnhNguyenHaTUan Bi. It's Shirou making Artoria Bi.

EMIYA: "If you don't die, you end up as me." Shirou: "I have Unlimited Blade Works now. Did you have that before you died?" EMIYA: "Pf- fff- Sh-Shut up!" Shirou: "I'll take that as a no. Thanks for the New Game Plus." EMIYA: "I hate me SO. MUCH."

@r.s.2890

Ай бұрын

EMIYA "Is that me? Is that me stronger than me? I'll fucking kill me"!

@F.S.S.64

Ай бұрын

Calling fate UBW Shirou New Game+ Shirou works hilariously well

@ronaldomendoza7578

Ай бұрын

​@@F.S.S.64What does that make Heavens feel Shirou then?

@___J____

Ай бұрын

@@ronaldomendoza7578 The DLC Shirou

@goldlight1322

Ай бұрын

And Prisma Ilya Shirou?

EMIYA: "We're in some backward world were Rin and Shirou form some weird romantic dynamic. And not only that, but you and Rin are not only Master and Servant... but also... you are..." You can hear his inner Pendragon simp screaming at that.

@thomaskilmer

Ай бұрын

Shirou: "This is my adoptive mother, and my adoptive mother's girlfriend, who is also my girlfriend. And ... okay now that I say it out loud, it sounds weird." Arthur: "Gonna be honest, this barely registers on my incest meter." Rin: "It registers for me, but I'm into it." EMIYA: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

@SolidLink64

29 күн бұрын

​@@thomaskilmer You, my friend, have put me to tears

@FayhemFR

13 күн бұрын

@@thomaskilmer much like EMIYA I'm fucking dying lmfaoooo

"You are my son" Mordred would have killed to hear that... she actually did. Did alot Alot of killings

16:38 Thank god shirou doesn't ask question about saber having a son , we had no time to explain mordred's origins in this episode

I cant believe i havent seen anyone mention the beautiful gag at the start. Mario Mario: "Sorry, Master said i could only help with caster so im off the hook" *Opening starts playing for half a second* MM: "Thought about it, Master can blow himself, im in"

@Ahloveyafuhso

Ай бұрын

It's so amazing I had to rewind it twice then clap man lancer was awesome in this episode!

@Savagewolver

29 күн бұрын

@@AhloveyafuhsoIt’s his last episode. He needed to go out on a high note.

@Justin-Thyme

14 күн бұрын

@@Savagewolver Just like General Corvatz, bless his soul

@riverbecomesastorm375

7 күн бұрын

There were so many great gags. It was hard to focus on the one

"STOP LEARNING UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS I AM RIGHT HERE" - myself

Man, it's both funny and ironic how this abridged series is somehow able to explain the plot and make it more understandable than the actual show 😂

@Spicystachegamer

27 күн бұрын

Are you surprised litterally every abridged series does that.

@eyasa9448

27 күн бұрын

@Spicystachegamer wdym? The whole point of abridged series is to condense and shorten the adapted series with a lesser number of episodes in a comical manner, so naturally the source material will include more plot points just like how the VN explains things more clearly than the anime due to it having a longer amount of time, I'm also pretty that other abridged series such as SAO abridged and DBZA never provided more information that were missing in the original series

@Spicystachegamer

27 күн бұрын

@eyasa9448 no but they dd make series that were either not that good to begin with amazing, and series that were good but in retrospect had alot of plot holes way better and funnier, plus dbza highlighted the characters flaws like goku's lust for battle and terrible parenting in a good way.

@ARandomGuy24

23 күн бұрын

UBW anime tried to avoid a lot of exposition and monologues. They said they aim to make it so you could understand visually or something like that.

Rest In Peace Mario, First name Mario, Last name Mario

Shirou saying "Yknow what? I talk to much" Hit me a little differently. Archer was ASTONISHED

@Lorekeeper_GGuy

Ай бұрын

It’s such a great reversal because it’s normally the edgy pessimistic future self saying that about the naive optimistic past self

@privateeyety5735

Ай бұрын

Like dang, writers creative. They know dialogue

@ethownzbh

Ай бұрын

Literally impossible for him to muster a retort to that lol

Gotta say Kirei is Terrible but forcing Lancer to call himself *Mario Mario* has to be the most evil thing he has done in this series. Also i surprised they actually talked about the servant stealing off screen, it was basically skipped in the official.

@owlofathena7048

Ай бұрын

It’s a especially mean, because the celts often fought against the Roman’s

@Brasswatchman

Ай бұрын

​@@owlofathena7048 Not in Cu's time, I think.

@Brasswatchman

Ай бұрын

I'm just fascinated by the choice. Never would've pegged Kirei as a Nintendo fan.

@Spicystachegamer

Ай бұрын

Don't forget "first name mario", Surprised he didn't make him where a red heat with an m on it and grow a mustache.

@lenlimbo

Ай бұрын

@@Brasswatchman Eh, aparentely Kirei has good taste. He is awful with the money, sadistic, only gets happiness from being The Worst... but he has good taste. I doubt Gil would have let him alive if he didn't.

"All right little rune stone, seek out the greatest source of sass in the building" I'm fucking dying 🤣

I love the callbacks to the Fate Route lol "Hopefully my fight goes better than the last one."

I can't believe it took 7 years to complete this saying. "Speak the Devil's name... And He shall appear." Well played.

@se7enist

Ай бұрын

I was really expecting that to be the finale title. Bookend the whole thing.

@davicosta2328

Ай бұрын

Wait.... The abridged started 7 YEARS AGO?!?!?!

@NoriMori1992

Ай бұрын

…It's been 7 years? (checks) OH MY GOD 😱

@ajbolt7

Ай бұрын

Oh god how long are we going to be waiting for the ending

@darkherculeskabuterimon7203

Ай бұрын

*Rapidly ages*

Baeber: Is this your Noble Phantasm, Archer? Actually Satan: *looks at his fate wiki page* Also Actually Satan: Let's just say yes and move on

The voice acting in this is so next level. At the beginning when he says "Built so efficiently... it'll never break down." The sadness in the second part of that line just GOT ME, man. Archer, EMIYA, is rapidly becoming my favorite character of all time and you do him such justice in every episode from the silly parts to the serious parts. Thank you so much for sharing this with us.

Rin - 'If you kill him you can do anything you want to me' Lancer - 'if I had a nickel'

Today is the DAY!!!!!!!

@SebCraftGaming

Ай бұрын

WHEN'S THE DAY?!?!?

@angelodegiule1753

Ай бұрын

Nobody panic nobody panic

@timlerch7425

Ай бұрын

Today is the day?!

@Grey77777

Ай бұрын

TODAY’S THE DAY!

@Brainzofrock

Ай бұрын

TODAY IS THE DAY

"It all started with Hiroshima" Dear Ra, you guys are amazing with the adaptation

@anonnimoose7987

Ай бұрын

From Kirito who's a movie buff to Shirou who's a history buff....

@devildolphin2102

Ай бұрын

Kirito voice made it better

@AzraelMight

Ай бұрын

I mean history comes easy to emiya as it is literally his go to magic the power to project history

@Dem1Kun

Ай бұрын

Considering he 'killed ken-nedy'... it could be possible that he really is the one who did Hiroshima in their world. Given that counter guardians normally manifest as a disaster of some kind... it wouldn't be outside the stretch of the mind to say that his arrows were the real nukes.

@anonnimoose7987

Ай бұрын

So EMIYA Caladbolg'd Hiroshima and Nagasaki?

Ah yes the moment Lancer became such a Gigachad that he transcended every bad and disgusting path that VNs sometimes throw at the heroine. Stabbing through their heart along with Kirei and the garbage known as Shinji. Truly a spear that alters causality itself, interfering with bad ending routes.

Lancer popped the hell off in this episode, both the UFOtable animation and the Project Mouthwash VA.

"I finished my nap." Looking back, I would not have guessed Lancer would end up being my favorite character. If I ever make an anime, I will not consider it a success unless Project Mouthwash wants to abridge it.

@rileymoore6780

Ай бұрын

Same

@LilianaKali

Ай бұрын

Best boi. Least problematic character for our heroes. Respects women.

@robotbootyhunter6878

Ай бұрын

EVERY Lancer is best character. Battle continuation, b^tch.

@aino-kaisav5504

13 күн бұрын

@@LilianaKali We may be glad that Nasuverse Cú Chulainn is not a 1:1 copy of his mythological counterpart.

I like that Archer called Shirou "Nightwing" after he learned UBW when before he was "Robin" meaning he really has accepted his position as Shirou's Batman and apparently considers Shirou developed enough to say he's graduated from sidekick to his own thing.

@KaySaidTwice

Ай бұрын

Would be cool, but Archer actually switched to calling Shirou Nightwing last episode. "Oh, what's this? Has Robin graduated to Nightwing and taken issue with Batman's methods?"

@AKoboldonStilts

Ай бұрын

I think Archer started calling Shirou "Nightwing" in the previous episode, due to the whole killing a normal defenseless human being(Caster's Master). But yeah even though he hates his younger self(and probably himself), he can give credit where it's due.

@jahrusalem3658

Ай бұрын

@@KaySaidTwice Right, forgot about that.

@boobah5643

Ай бұрын

Which is kinda weird, considering the whole "You will either die here or become me!" theme Archer is pushing.

God, you can feel Logan's passion for the fate series from every single monologue in this episode. And as someone who also gets way too excited talking about Fate, I am 100% here for it. This episode is basically softcore porn for me.

As someone who hasn't seen the original yet, I genuinely appreciate the exposition given in scenes of this. Also that the twists still have build up. I had no clue that Archer was, ya know and I had to watch back and go "oh there were so many hints"! I was genuinely on the edge of my seat here

"I'm into people" Bless you, bisexual Saber

@clothar23

Ай бұрын

Who all happen to be women.

@mysteriousweebx7037

Ай бұрын

@@clothar23Archer just happened to miss her gushing over his abs unfortunately. Honestly he might have been far less grumpy had he heard that

@A_itsar

Ай бұрын

Bisexual Win

@oldchannelforayoungstupidf2649

Ай бұрын

I would think pansexual is more accurate in this case.

@Gioppdumister

Ай бұрын

@@clothar23man forgot she was drooling over his muscles for a moment

Oh my gosh, I just realized and adore that Archer constantly assuming things would continue like the Fate path (until it divergest to his own) wasn't just a joke on what he would know, it's a character flaw and his primary defining trait! No matter how much he saw things change, he always believed things would go back to the way they were. That his path was the only path he could take. It's the reason he's still fighting Shirou, and Shirou needs to defeat him. It's everything he stands for! ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT

@draochvar9646

Ай бұрын

Essentially yes. What Archer consistently seems to fail to realize is that time is not a single, linear axis but a sprawling tapestry of various branching timelines. He is so caught up in his regrets and despair that he cannot even conceive the notion of this Shirou being a separate existence from him, despite the fact that HIS presence is part of what shifts this timeline so drastically and results in Shirou surpassing him.

@lenlimbo

Ай бұрын

@@draochvar9646 He realizes. But, in true Shirou fashion, he chooses to reject that notion, because the only thing he has left in this war is to, literally, throw a temper tantrum and pray that, somehow, that's enough. It's not, as since the beggining of the novel things have changed enough for Shirou to not become him, but he still rejects it (technically, Archer comes from a timeline similar but not equal to Fate, where things ended worse and he bonded, although not romantically, with Illya). In Abridged, though? He is an old man, a boomer, that rejects the notion that things change, and he comes from the Deen anime. So... what you said, basically XD

@Dont_care_4_U

Ай бұрын

I have to nitpic and say that NASU stated that archer isn’t from the fate path because saber dose fall in love with “fate” shirou and as a result shirou never becames a a counter guardian but a regular heroic spirit because that is the only way for him to reach Avalon

@draochvar9646

Ай бұрын

@@Dont_care_4_U pretty much yea. UBW EMIYA is from a messed up Fate route, where he won the war but failed Saber. Which is part of why he's damn bitter about things

@RandoGrunt

Ай бұрын

Yeah, it’s why he’s going the extra mile because simply destroying Shirou wouldn’t be enough because nothing would happen then. He’s trying to destroy the whole concept of a hero of justice he mindlessly pursued in life embodied in his younger self. Simply getting rid of him won’t be enough; he’s got to destroy the very ideal of it. Create a paradox big enough that it’ll hopefully encompass time and space and erase himself. Very unlikely to even work to begin with, but he’ll take that chance anyway.

"But for why!?! 😭" This is peak cinema

"What happened to battle continuation......bitch?" This whole series is beyond phenomenal and you should all be mighty proud, i love Fate and this is such a love letter to it, it just warms my heart

Saber: Is this you Noble Phantasm?! Archer: Kinda. Yes. Yes, but actually no.

I love how every second of this episode is just SCREAMING how much Logan likes and knows about FATE. From the reference to bazzet, to The kickass Archer lore dump, to battle continuation and independent action being actively name dropped, and it goes on and on and on. This episode is such concentrated joy for any rate fan I can't even describe it. I don't know how you do it but every time I knew episode comes out I'm like "oh cool this is the best one." And EVERY TIME IM WRONG BECAUSE YOU JUST KEEP ONE UPPING YOURSEELF!!! It's so good I love it, well done.

@TheLordofMetroids

Ай бұрын

The only thing missing is a reference to the other Shirou bad end in Emiya Alter.

@Archetype_Angel

Ай бұрын

Yes. This is art. 🚬🗿

@Archetype_Angel

Ай бұрын

​​​@@TheLordofMetroidsunfortunately he's locked behind the people who knows him. He became Alter in the process of hunting Sessyoin Kiara's cult, which happens wayyy after stay night. People from Chaldea is way after stay night events as well. . Basically he's unrelated to the story and there's no one who can mention him unless this iteration of Archer were from Chaldea. . It would be like mentioning other counter guardians like Assassin Kiritsugu or Alter Ego Okita Alter: unrelated.

@Andles

Ай бұрын

@@TheLordofMetroids That's because we don't talk about Emiya Alter 😂

@TheLordofMetroids

Ай бұрын

@@Archetype_Angel Yeah, but it also breaks the exact same amount of lore as Moon Cell Nameless, who was also refenced here. There is also no reason for Archer to know he exists.

25:58 Ah, the spitting image of Kiritsugu!

I just want to note how genuinely anazing this abridge is like in the past I have seen plenty if comedic abridges that either make fun of the other series or corrects its mistakes, but this is a geuninely good abridged that doesn't necessarily stab fun at the original and instead builds the characters in its own way with its own personality that are the same but vastly different at the same time

@tomc.5704

6 күн бұрын

This is up there with DBZA and SAO-A. Maybe even above them

Managing to turn the Shirou version of the UBW chant into an argument against archer was PURE FUCKING KINO.

@AzurezeroArt

Ай бұрын

my heart is glass?

@gustavo555tani

Ай бұрын

@@AzurezeroArt This one I am the bone of my sword. Steel is my body and fire is my blood. I have created over a thousand blades. Unaware of loss, Nor aware of gain. Withstood pain to create weapons, waiting for one’s arrival. I have no regrets. This is the only path. My whole life was Unlimited Blade Works. The whole part in the "He said the stuff" relates to these lines, its great.

@AzurezeroArt

Ай бұрын

i thought you were talking about gilgamesh calling him a glassmaker

@Mackinz92

Ай бұрын

When was the chant used in the video?

@kevinhenrique4256

Ай бұрын

​@@Mackinz92yeah when?

Lancer saying “you were seeing another servant” was hilarious

@r.s.2890

Ай бұрын

Funniest part is that *lancer* is the other servant. Kirei has been gil's master for years.

@JJhand

Ай бұрын

True player master, make your side hoe think they’re the OG till they see or hear the real top of the food chain. Both literally and contextually. Bro couldn’t top the first hero of history.

@lenlimbo

Ай бұрын

@@r.s.2890 Well, Gil was seeing another Master. It's an open relationship, after all. It wasn't very satisfying for Gil, true, but... XD

@vermilionrubin

Ай бұрын

@@r.s.2890 Side chick realizing they are not exclusive

18:53 The fact that Rin and ANY female would rather be locked in a room with a bear instead of Shinji

@gonzalotorres5282

17 күн бұрын

Unless you're Extra!Shinji and she's Francis Drake.

Artoria: “I killed my son!” Mordred: “Ha! I know you care now! You can’t erase this!”

@lenlimbo

Ай бұрын

Artoria: I meant Shirou in that bad ending in Fate!!!

love how the end of Archer and Shirou's back-and-forth really came down to "kill yourself" "nuh-uh" "FYM NUH-UH???" amazing episode, I'm already looking forward to the next no matter how long it takes

@antoniogaravo9289

Ай бұрын

"kill yourself" "yeah i'll do just that" "why are you walking toward me ?"

There's something fascinating about Archer's inability to hide those brief moments where he's impressed at how observant his old self used to be. He quickly ties it to Rin's deductive reasoning, who he knows and respects as sharp, but until he's told he's still the type of idiot that let the real obvious one slip, it seems like he's actually enjoying the feeling of following a thought process he forgot would be this familiar.

@whateverwhatever4476

Ай бұрын

It is interesting

I just realized why this works so well comedically as well as serious tones. The legendary voice actor that is Matthew Kok! totally got SAO Abridged Detective Kirito vibes here

Shirou: I love this! I love this whole thing! THIS IS MINE NOW!!! Emiya: I did too once.

I can't believe Archer was responsible for [Insert a celebrity I was REALLY attached to here.]'s death. THAT MONSTER.

@swagmaster699

Ай бұрын

I can't believe he killed Freddy Mercury!

@duongtran-mp6pk

Ай бұрын

Who is that ? I really dont know . In my thought it was EMIYA kill rin of his timeline cause after that he said the one shirou love = Rin It that right ?

@Ozraptor4

Ай бұрын

Jim Henson, it had to be Jim Henson. Muppets would be self aware and initiating WW3 if he survived into the present era.

@lenlimbo

Ай бұрын

@@duongtran-mp6pk He said Celebrity. Rin can be many things, but she won't be a celebrity, and that's by choice. She is a magus, after all.

@undead1175

Ай бұрын

My big question is did Archer kill Hitler?

"Independent action baby, I'm an independent servant who don't need no master- I just called myself baby, what the fuck did I just do?" Literally crying. 😂☠️

"Cool, god's gonna fall down now." THUD. You all know how to make really good jokes.

10:55 I just realized the imagery of Shiro looking up at his future self who is sitting at the top of an opulent, but ruined staircase that covered in an equally ruined blood red carpet in front of an entryway bathed in darkness leading into an empty place of the dead and tragic...fucking love Fate

I love the line "Shirou Emiya overcommitting to something pointlessly." It shows the level of understanding he has over himself and also shows their understanding of the source material.

Rin: I could win with my arms and legs tied behind my back Guys in room: bet (1 hour later) Rin:(in room on fire) I win

@user-tp6gz7dp3v

Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@AbhishekSingh-gk9gh

Ай бұрын

That is a very rin thing to dk

@Xsilent79

Ай бұрын

Technically she had lancer

@user-tp6gz7dp3v

Ай бұрын

@@Xsilent79 yes but not stay night

@thomaskilmer

Ай бұрын

@@Xsilent79 Is it not skill and talent, to be able to inspire others to fight and die on their behalf? Could there, in fact, be any better representation of one's skill as a master?

You know, I just noticed that in episode 0, when Shirou is dying, Archer flickers in time. I could be wrong and this definitely doesn't apply to Canon fate but I like the idea that in this reality Archer is actually right and killing Shirou would actually free him. Everyone keeps telling him he's an idiot but it might have worked.

@ProjectMouthwash

Ай бұрын

Correct. It was a silly gag. It would do nothing.

@strayorion2031

22 күн бұрын

@@ProjectMouthwash Maybe it would feel a little weird for a moment but then he would be like "oh, nothing happened"

"The actually is important, I think." This line had no business going this hard

The writing in this series very obviously comes from a place of honest love for the Fate franchise, and this episode must've been the peak of that. The honest appreciation for these characters and the wider Fate universe does not go unnoticed. Thank you so much for the work you guys put out!

@Brasswatchman

Ай бұрын

Agreed. Simply a tour de force.

@ghostgabe81

Ай бұрын

I know right? The best Abridged series come out of love for the source material. I love the references to obscure and often overly complicated Nasuverse lore (like UBW technically not being a Noble Phantasm or the Moon)

Bart: "why so elegant, Homer?" Homer: "Today is the day, boy. Today is the day."

@drilltotheheavens1695

Ай бұрын

Do you mean Marge…?

@trinity_frost

Ай бұрын

today is the day? today is the day!

23:38 The sigh of pure disgust that Archer makes. 😆

You know, there comes a time when a fanbase straightens its back and shows just what kinda stuff it's made of, for the whole world to see. It can be astonishing to behold.

Mario Mario: "Don't let that guy drag you down to his level" Shirou: "Don't worry, I plan to pull myself up to his level, then break that level, and drag us both down to *my level* "

@KiraSlith

Ай бұрын

He certainly did exactly that, down to the letter. He climbed up to Satan's level, then kicked the block out of under him so they could have a copycat off.

Archer and Saber arguing over who committed the worst war crimes made me laugh harder than anything else in my life.

26:25 Wow, the layers in these two lines.

Archer having a crisis at the Shirou/Rin/Saber trouple/harem is one of my favorite little bits ngl.

Episode: Ends Me: UBW Abridged! NO! YOU WERE THE BEST THING ABOUT TODAY!

I love the idea that archer has just confirmation biased himself into thinking saber was gay despite all the evidence she was into him

"Seek out the greatest source of sass in the building!" I'm crying