This is not the Fat John Marston You've Ever Seen. Heavy Breathing - check.... 1,200 lbs - check...
Fat John Marston gets fantastic news when Sadie Adler visits him at Beechers Hope. His excitement is genuine - eclipsing any other moment of this life. An All-You-Can-Eat Buffet with his name written all over it awaits him! Anticipation is high until an unexpected but inevitable consiquence of his obesety presents itself.
That is until he discovers that his horse (or any horse/ steam powered travel device) is incapable of delivering him to his bottomless fried catfish paradise because of the laws of physics. He's gonna have to shave off some of the 1,600 lbs he put on after getting hitched if he wants to leave Beechers Hope any time soon and eat out. His legs can barely support his weight as it is.
Fat John Marston will likely succumb to heart attack before his alternate dimension self (thin John Marston) get's killed off in a blaze of bullets a couple years from now in Red Dead Redemption 1. All he wants is to enjoy the time he has left the way he likes to. Fat John Marston likes what he likes.
Red Dead Redemption funny video: John Marston gains too much weight to ride a horse.
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If you like the video please let me know by giving it a like - I am trying to stay motivated and it really means a lot.
If you liked this I have two videos in particular that are so good it shocks me nobody is discovering them - I poured a couple months of editing time between them - combing through the entire RDR2 sound database and making Arthur Morgan say things he's not supposed to say to NPCs before blasting them - It's a series of custom moments that were carefully edited. There's nothing like it on KZread (nothing even close to them in terms of quality and originality). When you get the time, please give them a look. I divided the scenes up into over a hundred chapters per video. Those few who have discovered them tend to watch at least half of them (I'm telling you they are really really good - and - addictive). It would mean the world to me if you found the time in the future to take a look for yourself.
Funny and Completely Unnecessary Kills (Series One) 30 minutes
• Red Dead Redemption 2 ...
Funny and Completely Unnecessary Kills (Series Two) 26 minutes
• Red Dead Redemption 2 ...
I've never worked harder on something that has been so neglected, but as this channel grows I'm sure people will find them.
I have some huge productions coming out in December and in Early 2024 - My Full Screen KZread videos are carefully edited and at the minimum involve weeks (or several 18 hour days) to craft.
Check out my playlists for an extensive cataloge of carefully made videos that I'm sure you'll love - I refuse to put out gameplay or any lazy content.
Mods used in the production of this video include:
Rampage Trainer
JediJosh's Trainer
RedDeadTrainer
Whyem's DLC
Blood Lust
Ped Damage Overhaul
WERO, AEM, CERR, LLRO, DRO, RAREP, BDERO, REM
(Euphoria Ragdoll Mods for Red Dead Redemption 2)
Cut Dialogue Enhancement
Vestigia / Collerium (Depending on the Scenes)
Look for more original Red Dead Redemption 2 Videos to come from me. I'm doing this full time now and I'll be doing this for the next decade at least.
I watch these two channels when I'm not obsessed with making my next releases:
‪@Petkoholic‬
‪@reddeadrealism817‬
Much more Red Dead Redemption to come in 2024