As Hyce is enjoying the “pretty river canyon valley thing,” we’re all out here, listening to Kenosha fast approaching its climax, and thinking what a horrible place this is to derail in!

@katies6426

Ай бұрын

And i think to myself… what a horrible thing~

@CallToStripes

Ай бұрын

Said the same thing and just took a sip of coffee, sat back, and watched it unfold

@TSMThunderbolt

Ай бұрын

Timestamp?

Imagine boarding an Amtrak train and hearing “Smells Like Kenosha” in the background

@WhitzWolf92

Ай бұрын

I would be off that train before the guitar starts.

@freighttrain7776

Ай бұрын

I actually was on an Amtrak yesterday, and I ll be on another one tomorrow returning home.

1:20:45 That was a terrifying fake-out, Smells like Kenosha really played on my nerves this time.,

@red_rassmueller1716

14 күн бұрын

LOOK AT THE SWICH!!! and that is what he does lol

Hyce, you have given me a pavlovian anxiety response to the cymbals at the start of Smells like Kenosha.

@masterdragon2698

Ай бұрын

Same

Days with an accident 157

33:10 the image of hyce SPRINTING up the center aisle of all the passenger cars while they are full of people is hilarious

@panzerkamfwagonsturmtige8527

Ай бұрын

Do you think the passengers had a SINKING feeling? :)

@wolffang-vz2ty

Ай бұрын

@@panzerkamfwagonsturmtige8527 if they weren't aware of what they signed up for then its on them

@WesternColoradoHistory

Ай бұрын

Sinking feeling like quicksand

@Bassotronics

Ай бұрын

Ghost people

@panzerkamfwagonsturmtige8527

Ай бұрын

@@Bassotronics ghost train

Hyce: "It doesn't break down the yard tracks." Me: *scrolling through book everytime I come to a station* "Are you sure about that?"

the fact that john derailroadson sr. can fit a handcar and an entire FRIGGEN ELECTRIC ENGINE in his BACK POCKET is killing me

The whistle truly is the audible manifestation of the intrusive thoughts

Hyce's driving makes me understand why the old railroad timetables I've seen list all the company doctors...

@Zyo117

Ай бұрын

"We have arrived at our terminus station. The local doctor is located next door to the train station. Thank you for riding the ED&D, please remember to take your bags and trash on the way out.

@PowerTrain611

Ай бұрын

@@Zyo117 Don't forget your butt. Don't wanna leave that behind after you got it handed to you

@CMDRSweeper

Ай бұрын

Can you imagine US railroading if ES&D bought and took over BNSF and CRAP (Central Rio And Pacific, kAn and Hyce's joint venture) took over CSX?

@TheAwesomeTruthofTT

Ай бұрын

@@CMDRSweeper Slogan would be ”Get you to where you need to go in one piece… hopefully”

@insertnamehere1258

Ай бұрын

@@TheAwesomeTruthofTT get you there in 1 piece, give or take a few

To Hyce, ES&D CDO Fees and fines cost are at the end of your shift is 1,106,276.31 dollars. We appreciate it if you pay your copay of 615,399 dollars. Please pay off your fees and fines. Derail Valley Debt Collector, John Doe

@pi0neer758

Ай бұрын

not 1 video without fines... classic hyce

@southern207hobbies

Ай бұрын

You forgot to go after the huber6

@Johndoe-jd

Ай бұрын

@@southern207hobbies I go for it after giving Hyce a few warnings

@Hiei2k7

Ай бұрын

OH GOD HE WAS WAITING THE WHOLE DAMN TIME!

Paragraph 4 states. In result of a accident or death have Occurred.... all evidence is destroyed on site and a missing persons report is filed 24 hours after.

ES&DT passenger service motto. “It’ll be fine!” Kenosha plays back to back as Hyce rams the tender into the one passenger car that fought so hard to keep from careening off the cliff, only to have it plug up the tunnel….😂 And what great timing! Just received my shipment from Hyce Trains with two ES&D boxcars and a pee cup…

@Hyce777

Ай бұрын

You love to see it.

Hyce, we talked about this! passengers are NOT splodey bois, we do not yeet them off a cliff, even if its super tempting.

We love the feature Hyce presentations. All 15% of us 😂

Yes, we watch all of the Derail Valley movies ... best show on television.

49:44 The Snowpiercer train crash reference in Derail Valley 💀

can confirm firsthand: videogames cant simulate the shear heat from the firebox combined with the amvient air smacking you at the same time, leaving the front of your legs boiled and the back of your legs really cold

I recently booted up DV and forgot about my Trans S060 and the BI De2 skins until i saw them at the steel mill lol

as soon as I saw Hyce pull out the micro shunter I immediately went "oh no, oh no, OH NO"

Someone should make a mod for Hyce for an aux water tender for longer journies

If I recall correctly, the expert shovel is a smaller scoop than the normal one

Small detail about the dampers, they aren't just a toggle, you can fine tune how much air is going into the firebox and limit your maximum fire temp while maintaining your fire mass also the harry potter bridge is Glenfinnan Viaduct on the route from fort william to mallaig

The timing is hilarious, just sent it (floor it?, no don’t floor it, FLOOR IT?, no-, FLOORING IT) with a passenger job myself and put everything in the dirt. Great video as always. Edit: I do believe that for passenger jobs, in order for them to load/unload at stations, the coaches for that job have to be stopped between the two “track” signs. Example being at the ov station, they all would have to be stopped between the two 1LP signs.

"Luckily noone was hurt..." Thomas narrator, probably.

@WhitzWolf92

Ай бұрын

I feel like a Jeremy Clarkson "Still...could be worse" would be more appropriate narration for the ES&D.

@sitharc

Ай бұрын

@@WhitzWolf92 Indeed it could be, like mushroom clouds over the harbor... again.

51:44 as Brett would say, how'd it go? "Poorly!!"

Admittedly the 30s of spicy derail sounds right before that may have been a clue but that is truly a cursed speed sign. I know the signs are procedurally generated, but some manual input can go a long way.

the way he says *MICROSHUNTER, POG* is so funny

Be sure to check the lost and found for anything you might be missing that you may need (i.e., extra lanterns)

A few days ago I discovered that we have an active loco community here in NZ one part even keeping some steamers active baced outta Glenbrook with a Copple of 464T's in service and a 482 needing its next overhall.

Hyce: "It seems like a fair amount of you watch these all the way through." Me: "I like trains."

15:12 Glow brake shoes GLOW!

"We got a half a tender of coal, 1/4 Glass of water in the sight glass, car three is in the dirt, its dark and we're wearing sunglasses." ES&D Dayshift Engineer after being 4 hours over thier 12 hour shift

I picked up a pizza and sat down to relax, but none of the shows i'm watching had any new episodes out… so I opened up KZread and there was a new Hyce video. The perfect thing to watch to wind down in the evening.

I think that’s the origin of the term bullet train. Seeing your entire train yeeted out the end of the tunnel!😂

Idea.... Use the Little battery doot to run a Passenger train.

@gbwdude

Ай бұрын

Or one on each end

@blue-raptor4017

Ай бұрын

World’s slowest passenger train

@kepstin

Ай бұрын

I wonder if the battery charge on it would even last long enough to pull a reasonably sized train any significant distance over the road.

TONIGHT on Bottom Gear, Hyce has a time with The Slippery Princess locomotive, the ES&DT scum class expess goes to the lake for a swim, the Whistle recives the carnage he craves, and a passenger car receives and unwanted dance lesson

Representing the 15%. The Kenosha outside that tunnel did not go well as you aptly put it Hyce, but on the bright side the remaining passengers got to enjoy a nice picnic with a view while your train was re-railed. Great video as always Hyce

Man, not done yet, but this is crazy! Seriously, this coastal alignment is some "built in the 1880s-90s 'We're gonna lay the track directly to the shape of the terrain'" bullcrap! Pretty sure this would've been abandoned once the other more viable routes came into existence. Yet, here we are! Somehow with good rails, fresh ties and ballast, and *_A SEVENTY(kph) INTO A FORTY._* For all you fellow Americans, that's a change from ~43.5 to 25 mph. Regardless, THAT. IS. MADNESS. At least, when it's without enough warning! Like, not even a sign saying "Hey, you might wanna start slowing down soon," no, just all of a sudden "Hey, it's 40 now! What's that, you're going 70 and there's no way you'll slow down in time? Too bad, have fun dying!" Seriously, the only way you'd know of the danger is if you'd run that section before, and even then that means the 70 is almost useless, since you'd have to slow down well in advance at that speed(should be more like 60-50). Man, they did you dirty, Hyce. Can't wait to see how this got sorted out(also, thank goodness for your Hudson staying on, most likely that 4-wheeled lead truck helped with that).

Have you ever run a herratage passenger train on a mainline? Yes me neither, but I run a bit of narrow gauge and a smaller bit of standard-gauge-privatized-branchline-stuff and if you have a schedule it can get real ass. Every year there is an event where a 52 or sth like that runs a train up a pretty steep hilline. I was watching it with my father a few yrs ago. The train started to loose power and stopped. Then it started blowing off steam and after half an hour it started moving again. We were standing right at the steepest part of the line and the train had no speed to work with. It soon made it to us and the loco was really hard at work. Religious sound. The train arrived an hour late.

27:28 I lost it at the "shut up" I'll be honest 😂 And again at the ""throw the lithium-ion battery in the firebox" bit 🤣

1:20:52 he really had to fake us out with "Smells like Kenosha" only to line the switch at the last second

@Hyce777

Ай бұрын

It felt like the move to do. :D

I was on that train! I now am lost somwhere in the valley and am cold and wet and bloody. why'd ya do that?

@blue-raptor4017

Ай бұрын

“Tonnage first safety last, uphill slow, downhill fast”

@BBL4004

Ай бұрын

@@blue-raptor4017 The OK&PR (Oklahoma & Pacific) refuses to do transport agreements for that reason (The OK&PR is my fictional railroad). "Crossing the void, Quickly and Safely"

@Hyce777

Ай бұрын

You were supposed to die, it's less paperwork.

@BBL4004

Ай бұрын

@@Hyce777 well, i didn't.besides, I got my own railroad to run, once i find my way back to City Southwest. im gonna miss my conection with the Galaxy Express 999.

@wta1518

20 күн бұрын

@@BBL4004 The EPRR (Eastern Pacific Railroad) has the perfect motto "It's not a safety incident, it's an unplanned fireworks display".

1:06:27 XD Now I'm just imagining Steamer, Smokey, and the Conductor working together to chuck coaches off the rails so they can reduce the car count! 🤣🤣🤣

I love how Hyce talks to the train when it spins like ya talk to a little kid being a pain in the arse

49:44 i think the best part about this is the turn around and seeing that the tender is sideways.

The DM3 is perfect for local passenger jobs. Strong enough to pull 3 cars at speed, also strong enough to slow it down with only the dynamic brake.

Hyce over here reenacting the Derail Valley Simulator short

i love these videos they last me like 2 days i fall asleep to them and rewind til i remember and watch them during the day if i have time

ES&DT Passenger service - When you don't care if you live or die.

Gonna have to go download this updated passenger mod. Love how it actually makes you take the less ideal route for the sake of the job. Finally a reason for the scenic route!

Such a beautiful day. Perfect for ES&D lawsuits

33:30. you running through the carriages makes me want a drg br 70. the small 2-4-0 tank engine with a walkway through the coalbunker. that would be so cool for running these small regional trains. which is also what they ran irl.

i beat John here

to ES&DT this much is a skill, one that requires patience to wait until the perfect moment, finesse to derail in the most fatal and inconvenient way, and precision to make sure that all involved where harmed in the proper manner. With great motive power, comes the great opportunity to ES&DT.

1:20:54 bro you got meeeeee 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 For the first time in you it channel history smells like Kenosha ran away lol 😆

*WHISTLE* YOU SIR on the fake out lol

Ohh my god.. that thrown me off the chair at the end. I though we going to say hello to the train shed.

Long day at work, now to watch Hyce run train

i have not missed the intense amount of swinging of the expert shovel

51:23 time for another shunting job 😂

Once there were passenger cars in the water and the tender wedged in a tunnel, I would have been tempted to stick a red flag between the rails and locked out the switches on both ends. Years from now the old timers will smile and shake their heads when asked about it.

Super excited that I just ordered my ES&D HO boxcar today! Can't wait to see that behind my brand new UP Veranda!

these videos i will always watch till the end, in my mind the longer the better. i love your derail valley videos

1:20:50 Damn, you got me good there. Well played, good Sir.

Derail Valley Video!!! So fun.

Oh no Hyce turned it up to eleven

16:56 Micro shunter time

Before you pulled out the microshunter you kept saying the meme and I thought you were going to put the regional on the front of the locomotive. I was like, "That explains the thumbnail!"

Blue for intercity and purple for regional. As a Victorian, I find these colour choices very interesting. "Attention V/Line customers..."

I think spotting passengers is like spotting freight. The cars need to be roughly between the track number signs on either end of the station (although I believe that if the train is too long to fit, then as long as the space between the signs has train in it. Side note: the steam locomotive sander valve has intermediate positions, so you can fine down the amount of sand you’re using to conserve it if you’re using a lot.

As far as shovels go I like using the Golden for startup, the standard for over the road running, and expert for shunting.

This is for the "Save Hyce's "F" key fund!

@Hyce777

Ай бұрын

Thank you, my friend!

@TSMThunderbolt

Ай бұрын

F

1:36 "no fees" THATS BLASPHEMY

16:32 ‘hmm…’ i thought you not gonna do it ‘TO HELL WITH IT’ Me: smh are you sure about that

The remote dispatch mod would let someone else check and set you switches, as well as spot your cars for you. Might not be as interactive but could possibly be fun to watch someone try to supervise your chaos.

Since we now have the BE2 “Notch 9 this is fine”

Can you please do a video on the micro switcher, like a shunting job and or seeing how well it gose iver the road.. and talk a little bit about irl relastions to i

I just got the last licence in my career save last night, and I ran my first military 3 / hazmat 3 train today. Although for some reason the steam engine I was using was completely unable to get above 9 bar, even when sitting still. Water was within the sight glass, blower was on, I wasn't using the steam, and the train was undamaged, so I have no idea what was wrong, but I was able to get back to the harbor eventually because most of the route back is downhill. It was also in a really bad thunderstorm in game, which made it extra tricky. I probably did a lot of damage due to wheelslip, almost entirely while braking. Edit: I just found the problem. I completely forgot about the damper. It was closed for the whole trip. (by the way, I'm not sure I'm using the right terms or spelling them correctly, so if I said something wrong please correct me)

Next time I get the funds. I'll most certainly be adding this game to my library.

1:26:06: Reminds me when I went at an (estimate) 70Km/h in DV and then derailed at a turn.

Your videos always make my day better

as a note on people watching the whole length of the video, I watch these on my second monitor while playing games like Railroader in single player, so this is is the gap filer when trains are running without me need to intervene, I do the same thing with the montezuma streams, so there's probably a fair number of people doing something like that

The past couple of Derail and Railroader,I've wondered has anyone put the water scoop in the simulation/game? I'm not even sure which lines did that. I think NYC and UP made it so they could fill on the fly.

@Hyce777

Ай бұрын

I have heard of the NYC, and PRR doing that stateside. I think MSTS had it for the Scotsman?

I think the train just went pushing the cars so cool and we it went so fast and I just saw the tracks flying on the train

49:54 In the immortal words of Scott Gaunson, well that’s not in one piece anymore

Hyce i cant speak for everyone else but I do enjoy the longer videos too. So dont be afraid to put out feature-length films lol.

That Kenosha fake-out was cruel!

Just the carnage I predicted to happen 🔥💪🏻

Maybe its because I tend to run the Union Pacific 4-12-4 wheel arrangement and pull overly long and heavy trains but I have never experienced a need for the other shovels.

Proud member of the 15%, perfect length and content for second screen

@Hyce777

Ай бұрын

Cheers Dan :D

@Dan_Gyros

Ай бұрын

Yessir, thank you for all the content! (i have been completely Pavloved by Kenosha tho ngl lmao)

Racing with passenger cars with kan next?

Nice touch with only smelling a bit like Kenosha near the end. Lol Also proud to be in that 15%.

Hay Hyce have ya ever tried one of the Multiplayer mod for Derail valley, if so was it any good?

There should be a mod for electric lighting in the cab of the s282 and s060

@Hyce777

Ай бұрын

The S060 has it... the S282 needs a mod. I agree. :)

I feel like in addition to insurance you'd need hush money or something to take care of all the people who just "mysteriously disappeared" after this accident

Since you mentioned it first...a 70 into a 40? Sounds like a minor case of "DuPont Syndrome" in that speed design. Also, nice fakeout with Kenosha near the end.

I think we're going to need a DE6 and a Slug to get out of this mess

It’s only mostly derailed, and there’s a big difference between mostly derailed and all derailed lol

i was so sure hyce was going to sandwich the locomotive