What really makes this is that Gorgug is going through the five stages of grief, but in reverse. Like he started at acceptance and is just rocketing his way towards anger.

@sheevpalpatine1105

3 жыл бұрын

thats the barbarian way

@betteryou7hanme

2 жыл бұрын

When he says, "c'mon.." after haigh chuul? is one of the funniest lines in the entire season.

@heyspoons

Жыл бұрын

i go into a rage

“so this is like a different school - this is like high school?” “hhæįçhuûöl” “Come on.”

@j.a.6310

3 жыл бұрын

They are HIGH elfs they need to know this

@Zephyrial2

3 жыл бұрын

I appreciate that these phonetics are... pretty much correct

@matthewflugstad8023

3 жыл бұрын

@@j.a.6310 it's probably not the high your thinking of

@pablofierros6975

3 жыл бұрын

I mean he got the “high” sound right

@DawnApon

2 жыл бұрын

@@j.a.6310 Its TWO words?

Telemaine is what happens when you learn Common on duolingo

@urmomsgaybf

9 ай бұрын

This could be my favorite comment on KZread.

@dionysus_adores

24 күн бұрын

Yeahhhh i mean he's also kinda old, keeping up with language of the times isn't his strong suit.

This entire video just reminds me of the “can u get preganté” video, and I love it

@abbakarenina

3 жыл бұрын

oh my GOD

@Lucifersfursona

3 жыл бұрын

The elven life cycle includes pregananance

@binary_terror2

3 жыл бұрын

Gregnant?

@gubgub4182

3 жыл бұрын

Pomegranate

@bigjedimullet

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine a council of high elves but they’re all just named like. Preganté. Fregnant. Peegnant. Pregananant

5:40 Brennan FULLY DID NOT KNOW what sound was going to come out of his mouth

@alicepersson9568

3 жыл бұрын

CHÄÊGDE

@charlieboy1087

3 жыл бұрын

And that’s what makes it so beautiful

@Lucifersfursona

3 жыл бұрын

Ur comment made the bit funnier thank you

@PatrickBC

3 жыл бұрын

CHAD

@alicepersson9568

3 жыл бұрын

@@PatrickBC *C H*

Zac's "come on" always SENDS me

@BenWeinerRVA

3 жыл бұрын

That’s my second fave D20 moment after “Wha dija dõ suchathang, Reez Gukgēhk? WHA dija makmiup whölclöth frum yer MAHND?”

@bepis602

3 жыл бұрын

@@BenWeinerRVA GOD i love baron so much

@ophiuchus_kin

3 жыл бұрын

@@BenWeinerRVA I never survive that line I laugh so hard

Gorgug's pure hate of this is amazing

@gobbelgub4031

4 жыл бұрын

...your grandfather is PISSING me OFF

@bicarbonat1

3 жыл бұрын

Especially because he's usually pretty mild-mannered

@peterpxxn

3 жыл бұрын

Who is Gorgug I only know Chej

@DragonSkul19

3 жыл бұрын

@@peterpxxn I believe it's pronounced Jørjûđğë

@ryanstout8634

3 жыл бұрын

Dm hit the jackpot.... It's so much funnier if one of your players is actually getting pissed off and the rest of you are loving the joke

I like how you can kind of track on Brennan's face in real-time the realization that mispronouncing things is the funniest bit in the world

@DeathnoteBB

2 жыл бұрын

I love Brennan’s reactions to things the players react to, either in love or in pain. It’s so wholesome

I didn't think it was possible to mispronounce a cry until now

@DeathnoteBB

2 жыл бұрын

“Auehhhhhh” “Grandpa are you okay?”

“what’d you say???” “TEENJEIGER. HE SAID TEENDEIGER.”

@thatsnailboi1598

3 жыл бұрын

Tienjeigar

@josiemac7807

2 жыл бұрын

I just love that gorgug’s “WHATD YOU SAY??” is so AGGRESSIVE

the thing that makes these moments so funny is that gorgug truly only really gets mad in combat and seeing that what it takes to finally set him off is just some high elf pronouncing shit wrong DESTROYS me every time

@maskedkitty7350

2 жыл бұрын

i’m ngl if i was a high elf i would do that type of shit on purpose for a laugh XD Edit: i’ve also recently seen the clip of him feeding gorgug a flower and now i know even more that i would do that kinda shit just for the lolz.

Could you imagine having Telemaine as your roemaence partner?

@KumaoftheForest

2 жыл бұрын

On the list of HILARIOUS phone s3x operators possible, Telemaine is high on the list

The one man Gorgug will NEVER ask if he's his dad.

@benjaminoechsli1941

2 жыл бұрын

He's afraid of the truth.

Currently, my only serotonin comes from imagining a version of MCR's "Teenagers" but every time they say "Teenagers" it's replaced by Telemaine's pronunciation

@beatricebrynda9328

3 жыл бұрын

you know what I can make that. and fuck it I will

@beatricebrynda9328

3 жыл бұрын

update: i did it and i can't stop laughing it's funnier than i thought it would be

@jenmcdonald3721

3 жыл бұрын

please. i beg you. post it

@Adharaaa

3 жыл бұрын

@@beatricebrynda9328 pLEASE

@voland6846

3 жыл бұрын

@@beatricebrynda9328 with a cherry on top

“There are hard G’s in High Elvish” gets me every time

"it's a van" "BAHN" fucks me up EVERY SINGLE TIME i feel like a BABY laughing so hard at such a simple stupid gagjfdklgh

I love that this video classifies his weird cry as mispronounced

@mgawronski

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, if there ever was a mispronounced cry it was this one

@LaLloronaVT

2 жыл бұрын

It’s borderline whale song than crying lol

Only thing missing were the moments of Gorgug was slowly getting annoyed "I'm just gonna take a lap" and later "gorgug just gets in the van and lies facedown on the floor"

I feel that Telemaine would definitely pronounce "fragile" as "fra-jee-lay".

@andreacallegari7137

2 жыл бұрын

That's the italian pronounciation

@annalisasteinnes

2 жыл бұрын

@@andreacallegari7137 It's also a reference to the movie A Christmas Story. The dad in the movie wins a fancy lamp and it comes in a huge wooden box with "fragile" painted on the side. He's really excited and thinks it says "fra-jee-lay".

@GobanShodan

Жыл бұрын

@@annalisasteinnes Yeah that's why they said Italian pronunciation. It's a reference to the line, "It must be Italian"

This is the angriest Gorgug has ever been and it’s so entertaining! Just pure rage! It’s amazing!

@redmanish

4 жыл бұрын

Gets cold-cocked the second he steps foot on high school grounds: 💤 One old dude says words stupid: 🤬

@melonsaway3929

3 жыл бұрын

@@redmanish goes into a rage on a regular basis 😴 Hears JorJuj 😠😠

@TenisJr

3 жыл бұрын

I fully thought he would go into a rage lol

An underrated part is when Ally says “Jesus and Helio” and murph just takes his glasses off to laugh at the fuckery

“Your grandfather’s pissing me off.” 🤣🤣🤣 I die every time

Them dunking on elves will always get me crying laughing

I love how Zac’s smile just DROPS when Telemaine starts trying to saying “boyfriend.” 🤣🤣🤣

Tan-jar-es kills me every time.

@beafbuger

3 жыл бұрын

so italian

@brandonwei2430

2 жыл бұрын

Come, we shall adjourn to the bæjhrajmme to have sąjualle jaijercage.

5:25 monolingual english-speaking teachers when they come across a foreign name during the roll call

I don't know why but "fool's errAHND" and Murph just quietly losing it is my fave moment

Emily’s “You’re not even reading it” it what sets me off every single time

Just came here quickly to say, They just revealed Baby Yoda’s real name and I can’t not hear it as a version of Telemarine saying Gorgug

for some reason "Johbe?!" really kills me every time

"Your grandfather's pissing me off" always gets me

Brennan’s mind must be so organized in order for him to roleplay so chaotically.

@aloe8078

Ай бұрын

Especially when he can pull these voices and mannerisms out years and years apart. I wanted to come back and rewatch old Telemaine content since he makes a brief appearance in this season, and it’s wild how it’s been multiple years and it’s still the same guy

absolute POWER move to end this on the "all elves are sleek and sexy" bit

this is honestly one of the funniest videos I've ever watched - managed to scare my dog away with my wheezy laughter

@DogDwa

4 жыл бұрын

Bubble Mog Me too! I honestly had to pause twice because I was laughing so hard!

Every DM who has had their players mispronounce all of their characters' names is feeling cathartic retribution with this.

my favorite part is how every time telemaine pronounces things weirdly, brennan looks around and grins just a little bit because of how much they love it

It's like he's deaf, so he's watching everyone speak with subtitles, but he's also dyslexic.

Ally adding Jesus to this fantasy world is absolutely my favorite thing that they've done in this show.

@lordbuss

Жыл бұрын

What about Ricky Martin?

@blammmed

9 ай бұрын

and now mark ronson from the drag queens lol

the editing is top notch well done

@MorriganPickman

4 жыл бұрын

Yes! The zoom ins ad a whole new level of funny!! 🤣

I know we all love the amount of rage Gorgug feels when speaking to Telemaine, but can we all take a second to appreciate Brennan almost breaking character and laughing at the end bit when trying to pronounce his name again.

My favorite is Brennan's face at 5:43 he knows what he's about to say is both hilarious and gonna piss his friend off. It's beautiful

I never don't break down into laugh-crying at "Chej"

"your grandfather's *pissin me off* " never fails to get me

Since I didn’t watch these when they came out I missed a lot of this. I catchend up via synopsis and watched the finales but I didn’t see any of these jokes. This is the first time I’ve seen this glory and I must say, one of my favourite parts is Your friend is a... *l i t t l e d i c k*, no? He is reminiscent of a... *l i t t l e d i c k*

@D.A.R.C.I.

4 жыл бұрын

Free week trial on dropouts website, and you can bail out of the subscription fee right after

@SarahWildsmith

4 жыл бұрын

virus - Detected But it’s literally just $5 and College Humor/Dropout desperately needs the money, so maybe support the artists and don’t bail after the free week?

@matthewcooper4248

3 жыл бұрын

@@SarahWildsmith Exactly. "I want to support artists but only for free."

@Padenjs

3 жыл бұрын

fantasy high live is absolutely bonkers. Every episode from that season has made me laugh til it breaks me. Watching it for $5 is a goddamn steal.

@philliparnesen4493

Жыл бұрын

@@SarahWildsmith I initially signed up just to finish fantasy highschool. I legit, and no exaggeration, use my dropout subscription more than HBO Max, Hulu. Netflix, Prime Video, and Disney+ combined. I have access to all of those streaming services and dropout ABSOLUTELY kills all of them in terms of content to monthly cost.

Telemaine: gjëhj Gorgug: i go into a rage

Not enough people are talking about Emily’s little “tell him, jorjuj” 2:40

they missed the perfect opportunity to formally introduce Riz Gukgak, I would've loved to hear Telemaine pronounce that name

@PerpetuallyDaydreaming

Жыл бұрын

RiiIize Jukpak

CHAEJ

@datalich

4 жыл бұрын

You can literally see Brendaddy wracking his brain trying to figure a new way to mispronounce Gorgug and running out of time and saying the first stupid thing that came to mind. :D

@mineking57

3 жыл бұрын

@@datalich the way it just sort of burst out, like he was charging up "CHƏDJ" and almost seemed shocked that that's what came out is beautiful.

@bigjedimullet

3 жыл бұрын

someone please edit that into “my name Jeff”

“There has to be some crossover in the words that we’re saying” absolutely kills me

Fabian is every grandchild who's been told to drive their grandparent to a doctor's appointment

Tanjares scare the living shit outta me

This is the supercut I've always wanted Also: the one dislike is from Gorgug

@murkyhydra6351

4 жыл бұрын

*jorjug

@notednuance

4 жыл бұрын

@@murkyhydra6351 *Chej

4:40 Brennan senses weakness and goes in for the kill

I just had an asthma attack from laughing too hard. Telemaine is literally killing me

@bicarbonat1

3 жыл бұрын

Aah-soo-thiy-mahyah?

I think the emphatic capitalization of "Not Good To Be Around" in the captions can't afford to go under the radar here.

Is weird think that while this was happening Adaine was being torched

Lmao when Murph says “you all absolutely MUST stop talking to him” 😂 Plot who? This is a weird elf stream now.

"Tell him jorjug" from Emily is the cherry on top

Brennan trying to hold it together followed by the quick zoom / "CHAEJ" is art. just replaying it over and over and crying

Jorjudge made me laugh so hard I choked on water and I’m now currently dying, thank you

Brennan was clearly having so much fun with this

the subtitles are HYSTERICAL thank u so much

5:40 I truly don't think even Brennan knew what sound was gonna come out of his mouth, even after such a long pause

I literally showed this to my friend and completely forgot that it was made by my cousin. I love you

@amistakeprobably7295

3 жыл бұрын

Olivia Henninger that’s amazing omg ily!!

@OliviaHenninger

3 жыл бұрын

29K views girl

Sweet, calm Gorgug losing his mind over Telemaine is so funny

The best part of this video is the crying and the fact that it's out of everything that it has been thrown at Zach's character this grandfather is what makes him the maddest

The few seconds where Brennan clearly considers just saying “Jorjuj” again

Brennan was having so much fun with this bit and I love that for him

His sad cry at 0:25 kills me everytime

I…I think this has become a comfort video for me.

emily.exe killed me

The captions are killing me

@taylovesfun

4 жыл бұрын

I restarted the entire video for the captions and they were so worth it

@johnlenox9879

4 жыл бұрын

Imma have to rewatch

@nesso6409

4 жыл бұрын

Totally worth the rewatch!

4:18 did he just call gorgug sandwich in dutch

@snevkreb14

3 жыл бұрын

Ally saying "broodje kaas" afterwards says it all!

Gorgug getting more pissed at him mispronouncing things than he does when he rages is so funny.

Brennan almost spitting bc he laughed so quickly at 5:40 will never not be my favorite

CHEDGE

I think he was intentionally messing with Gorgug by the end, it's a very grandfathery thing to do and be able to get away with.

I wonder if they mispronounced something to him if he’d pronounce it correctly

“you’re not even reading it” gets me every time

3:15 such a perfect delivery

how has no one mentioned emily saying body pillow and brennan coming back with a word that is not even close to either of them

I love how at the end Siobhan, the language nerd, tries in vain to explain that there are hard G sounds in High Elvish. Quenya, Tolkien's hoity toity Elvish dialect, only has a hard G sound (and also only a hard C or K sound). And it makes sense when you realize the bases for Tolkien's Elvish languages are all languages with very hard consonants (Finnish, Welsh, Greek, Germanic).

jorjuj.exe has stopped working

Zac just going 'come on' is so freaking funny 😂

It’s how angry Gorgug gets for me 😂😂

Would have been great if at the last meeting with him, gorgug just, with no words, suplexes the old elf.

I love how it’s just a telemine character trait that he just says words back to people. Not even when he doesn’t know what the word means, but he hears “I’m gorgug, and this is a van” and goes “jorjuj. Ban.”

i held out for so long, but CHAEJ nearly made me pass out

This is even BETTER with captions on!

0:28 The slow zoom-in with the unending weird cry, I almost died laughing.

4:41 “It is a fool’s eärand for you to attack.”

This is my favorite episode bc of these exact scenes.

"Emily.exe has stopped working" took me OUT

the closed captions are somehow even funnier than the video itself???

"I'm saying what you're all saying..."

It's one of those bits that kinda funny at first but slowly descents into madness as the DM commits until you're just cry laughing in despair

Brennan 100% didn't know that Chej was about to come out of his mouth

the headache i get from laughing is worth it every time. also this editing is A++++

this is so good

this is excellent. thanks for making it!!