One day we'll be able to play a game blind without people posting their backseat expertise. One day.

@djtaitai

8 жыл бұрын

😘

@Hawnzor

8 жыл бұрын

+TotalBiscuit, The Cynical Brit I'll still be backseating and so will the rest of us That's what we KZread subscribers are here for

@DeusLeonum

8 жыл бұрын

+TotalBiscuit, The Cynical Brit You guys Do realize that you've just given fans another game that they'll be pestering you two for a Let's play Series besides Terraria right?

@JayDeeTea

8 жыл бұрын

+TotalBiscuit, The Cynical Brit Stop reading comments, TB. It does no one any good.

@RaydeusMX

8 жыл бұрын

+TotalBiscuit, The Cynical Brit That's very easy to do, just play without an audience. Now, if you are talking about having an audience and no backseat gaming then you are completely SOL because that will never, ever happen.

That last bomb was AMAZING.

@error404fnf

8 жыл бұрын

+Zombirate Yeah, like a classic movie bomb, saved in the last seconds. ^^

@xBrolomx

8 жыл бұрын

+error404fnf *after dramatic music* "How did you know what the word was?" "I didn't."

@SonicKurosaki

8 жыл бұрын

+Zombirate The children may be dead, but at least the kittens are safe

@fgfh10004

8 жыл бұрын

Error404fnf, yup! Properly dramatic :p Brolom, I'd watch that movie! John Flaherty, I'll look that up! :D SonicKurosaki, I'm glad they have their priorities in check. :P

@xavmanisdabestest

8 жыл бұрын

+Zombirate I wouldn't say AMAZING but it was quite the THING

Rest in Peace John. No more back seat gaming. All you'll get from us now is love and respect. Godspeed man.

This popped up on my feed in 2020. Now I'm crying. Goddammit.

@SuperNicoli12345

2 жыл бұрын

Same but 2021..

@quinnhass

Жыл бұрын

2022 for me.

If the wires are in rainbow order and the serial number ends in a 7 and there are 4 screws on the north most facing side of the bomb and it is the second monday of the month and there is a 56% humidity outside and a walrus was hit by a truck last week, cut the red wire.

@josepheubanks7008

8 жыл бұрын

But what if it's an election year, the moon is waxing gibbous, and it's hurricane season?

@joeyscreepychin1183

8 жыл бұрын

+Joseph Eubanks Otherwise Disarm Bomb

@joeyscreepychin1183

8 жыл бұрын

If transgender see page 578, 32, and 7669 in that order.

@ZeusEBoy

8 жыл бұрын

Otherwise if the world has ended and this is the post apocalypse and your uncle survived BUT grew an extra finger on his leg, otherwise if he grew it on his shoulder then if there is one green wire then if you know karate then cut no wire and unscrew the bolt on the south most facing side inside you will find a red pill and a blue pill; you know what to do!

@DreadyDreadheart

8 жыл бұрын

+Joseph Eubanks Trump it.

We need a "TB & Jesse describe the greek and cyrillic alphabets" video

@Cassiopeia7o7

8 жыл бұрын

+Shaikan I've got a feeling that knowing greek alphabet gives you an unexpected advantage in this game. Also, Jesse doesn't know how the oscilloscope looks like.

@NovaTheReaper

8 жыл бұрын

+Cassiopeia7o7 Even without knowing the greek alphabet, I've definitely heard better descriptions. The spider with a shield button where TB was completely clueless as to how to describe it was pretty funny though.

@TheTrueDeadFingers

8 жыл бұрын

+Cassiopeia7o7 It actually doesn't unless the person/people you're playing with know it too. If they don't, then you say "It's an Epsilon" and they're like "THE FUCK'S AN EPSILON".

@fozgoth

8 жыл бұрын

+Shaikan Neither of them have ever played Half Life it seems ;-; Don't even know the Lambda

@Thoreaux

8 жыл бұрын

+Shaikan I lol'd at "like an xbox controller" because while he was searching for the right words I was like "it's an ass. it's an ass with an apostrophe. tell him you have a button with an ass on it!"

WHAT DOES OVER MEAN? ITS EITHER RIGHT OR LEFT GOD DAMN IT JESSE :(

@Adderkleet

8 жыл бұрын

+Swagger Jacker Yeah, it is so frustrating to hear "2 over and 1 up" (meaning (3,2) for anyone that uses coordinate geometry)

@Kicking_Crow

8 жыл бұрын

+Swagger Jacker And the Biscuit kept giving the wrong position for the maze circles

@stumbling

8 жыл бұрын

+Swagger Jacker IKR! The least descriptive choice of word possible! haha

@HeapOfBones

8 жыл бұрын

I'd wanna see what the manual itself says, to see how much of it was Jesse reading directly and how much him obfuscating it himself. :D

@Tyranniq

8 жыл бұрын

+Swagger Jacker They are really, really bad at describing positions and directions in the maze.

"Focus on the two rings. Don't focus on the triangle." "Okay. Here's where the triangle is..."

Fan Friday and it's ACTUALLY Friday.

@Eric-sy1xu

8 жыл бұрын

+McCaffery THE END IS NIGH!!!!!!! HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE!!!! OTHER POP CULTURE REFERENCES!!!!!!!!!

@Jonathan_D12

8 жыл бұрын

+Amanda Todd The end is nigh is pop culture?

@Eric-sy1xu

8 жыл бұрын

+Space Butterfly yes... yes it is

@Jonathan_D12

8 жыл бұрын

+Amanda Todd Most people don't know what "nigh" means, sadly.

@Eric-sy1xu

8 жыл бұрын

Space Butterfly I would disagree. Most people, at least in the UK know what it means

The tale of a ace duo. The cynical british bomb defuser Total " Tophat" Biscuit, and the red headed, probably knows what he's doing, expert technician Jesse "Space Butterfly" Cox.

@fricktion184

8 жыл бұрын

+DracoDragon117 "Space Butterfly" Nice touch.

@junaidi2

8 жыл бұрын

+DracoDragon117 bet both of them enjoyed some nice Moon Nectar after that.

Have to love that module that has the buttons labelled "You're", "You are" and "U R" - a real touch of sadism. :) Great video guys, I was very entertained. :)

@ShakalDraconis

8 жыл бұрын

+SecondDigitOfPi It also has "Your". It's the full internet English literacy test!

3:14 Painfully accurate. RIP TB.

TB is REALLY bad at describing the mazes

@uzbekistanplaystaion4BIOScrek

8 жыл бұрын

+Kraft Lawrence He should really be using XY coordinates...

@ToastyMozart

8 жыл бұрын

+Kraft Lawrence Apparently they don't teach the Cartesian Coordinate System in Jolly old Britain.

@uk2008uk

8 жыл бұрын

+Kraft Lawrence rows and colums would be so easy he kept saying he was 1 line less than what he actually was i cringed a lot

@melancholydm

8 жыл бұрын

or he could use rows/columns to describe

@Avalanchea_

8 жыл бұрын

Its so easy to describe it as if it was chess or something. Horizontal first, vertical next, so the top left would be 1-1, and right down would be 6-6. Its so fucking easy to describe.

For god's sake TB. Ever heard of a column or a row? third row, fifth column. Not rocket science.

@ZeusEBoy

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah coordinates are for sure the most efficient way to go

@AstrumG2V

8 жыл бұрын

+Robert Sides Also, they should learn their greek alphabet, saves them tons of time!

@Gnomesmusher

8 жыл бұрын

+Robert Sides Haha yeah I was saying this too. But I guess it's hard to think under stress.

@robertsides3626

8 жыл бұрын

Gnomesmusher It is possible he thought Jesse wouldn't get it I guess.

@FIREDRAGON158

8 жыл бұрын

They could use the (X,Y) coordinates.

It's so nice to watch a fun TB-related video for a change... I miss him

I can help but feel that sounds are not synched perfectly...

@Dragonsoul420

8 жыл бұрын

+Mandemon1990 They aren't, but it's not off by too much that it's annoying, least not to me

@Mandemon1990

8 жыл бұрын

+Dragonsoul420 Speak for yourself, the 1,5 second off-synch is annoying because half the time it feels they sync and other half it doesn't...

@Dexamene0

8 жыл бұрын

+Mandemon1990 Jesse mentioned on his twitter that the audio is off sync on youtube but not on the actual file D:

@FunnyVideosShowPL

8 жыл бұрын

+Mandemon1990 More like 0,5 sec desync not 1,5 sec. It's not a big deal imo.

@TheKarolans

8 жыл бұрын

+Mandemon1990 Yup, that is why it sometimes seems that TB knows what to do before Jesse tells him. Anyway this game is hilarious, wanna party! :D

Oh my god just use XY coordinates!

@Tyler-sy7jo

8 жыл бұрын

+Strong Bad How'd you type that with boxing gloves on?

@lololol924

8 жыл бұрын

Tyler van de Ven WITH XY COORDINATES

@RaydeusMX

8 жыл бұрын

+Strong Bad That's exactly what I was thinking. TB plays board games a lot, so it was odd seeing him struggling to describe that when he is able to describe far more difficult stuff better. XD

@MegawackyMax

8 жыл бұрын

+Strong Bad As easy as "Column X, row Y."

@RobinLuvsYouVT

8 жыл бұрын

THATS EXACTLY WHAT THE UNDERTAKER TOLD JOHN CENA!!

This is.......... Actually fantastic. Whoever came up with this game idea: You did good!

Jessie laughs so differently with TB. Nice to watch the pair of you together :) Although, Jessie's in-built tendency to give minimal info and defer the blame would drive me mad. Especially when he says OVER instead of right or left in a MAZE... Who does that??? T_T

@ToastyMozart

8 жыл бұрын

+Stuart White Yeah. Apparently Jesse doesn't understand cardinal directions and TB doesn't understand the Cartesian Coordinate System.

@ribby9069

8 жыл бұрын

+Stuart White To be fair TB was equally bad at explaining the mazes to Jesse

@MaisieSqueak

8 жыл бұрын

True that

@alphaprawns

8 жыл бұрын

+ToastyMozart To be honest I've never even heard of either of those things, had to google them. They aren't exactly common nomenclature.

@Thoreaux

8 жыл бұрын

+alphaprawns Their names are a bit obscure but now that you've googled them you realize you know exactly what he's talking about and that both were the obvious choices for clear communication, right?

I would love this to be a full series but with Crendor instead of TB. The rage would be a thing of pure beauty.

@aidanobrien5591

8 жыл бұрын

+John Maxwell Holy shit

@miguelortiz9230

8 жыл бұрын

+John Maxwell Can that be a series? Salty Saturday? ...I'd watch that shit regularly.

@snake56

8 жыл бұрын

+John Maxwell I'd watch it only if Crendor is the one with the manual and Jesse is the bomb defuser.

@aidanobrien5591

8 жыл бұрын

Snake56 Oh dear god that'd be even worse

@Shocktroll

8 жыл бұрын

+Snake56 Yes! I can imagine it now, Crendor taking his time flipping through the manual, while Jesse is just freaking out.

It's so interesting watching people develop a language for communicating the symbols.

It's actually a Friday...wow Jesse finally on time.

@wanderingursa8184

8 жыл бұрын

+Connor Perfect That's the magic of TB, he enforces strict adherence to protocol.

This is so stressful.

@nathanaelmoonsilver2809

8 жыл бұрын

You are so beautiful! :O

@Matt-sj5nq

8 жыл бұрын

For real, imagine playing it.

@Melkimund

8 жыл бұрын

+Nathanael Moonsilver really?

@Luciffrit

8 жыл бұрын

+Nathanael Moonsilver to meeeeeee.... can't you seeeeeeee? XD

@Luciffrit

8 жыл бұрын

+Melkimund Don't worry Melk... You'll have someone publicly announce their admiration of you... maybe... perhaps.

TB is usually the dominant straight-man and Jesse the goofball, so having Jesse have to be the one concentrating on the instructions and TB having to listen and take Jesse's instructions was genius.

26:29 Jesse: "Dont focus on the triangle, focus on the two things" TB: "Alright, the triangle, the red triangle, is on the bottom right but up one"

Yesssss TB!

This game + Scary Game Squad + alcohol = fun time

I love when they do stuff together, they play off eachother so well

Why does no one use Coordinates for the maze. 2 up from the bottom left is objectively worse than saying 1-4.

@Jargas101

8 жыл бұрын

no it isn't. people visualize and process info differently. what seems ass backwards to one might click for another.

@ToxicSilverSapphire

8 жыл бұрын

+Zach Lentsch to be honest i do not get coordinates at all so if you were to say 1-4 to me while playing this, id be like ''whaaaa? O_o'' but yes, assuming the people in question are smarter than me and actually get coordinates, that would probably be more effective. XD

@warriorfire8103

8 жыл бұрын

+Zach Lentsch In my head 2 up from bottom left would come up as 1-3

@tc4ltheking

8 жыл бұрын

+warriorfire8103 that's why 2 up from the bottom left is more confusing, as opposed to 1-4 which is 1st row 4 down. I'm not trying to be an ass, whatever works for you, I just think coordinates are easier since they don't rely on interpretation, since coordinates are always X,Y

@MultiCynicalBastard

8 жыл бұрын

+Zach Lentsch Except in a coordinate system, 1,4 is 1st row 4 UP.

This isn't Terraria ;) sbzyKappa

@MegaFoozle

8 жыл бұрын

+The God Emperor sbzyChimp sbzyManleee

@chillerduu39

8 жыл бұрын

+The God Emperor Thank you based Kappa Everywhere!

"Is it an I with an X going through it?" "No" what the hell TB

This was hilarious to watch! You two are great together, as always. Listening to your descriptions for things was a real treat, especially with the maze. I didn't realize how much I'd missed hearing you guys do a game collab like this.

Why wouldn't you communicate the mazes in columns/rows? second row fourth column etc.

@razzaclarke7278

8 жыл бұрын

Because that would take thought power.

@fabulousknight1960

8 жыл бұрын

+Nick Puleio The answer is inevitably a combination of panic, dyspraxia, and more panic.

@gajbooks

8 жыл бұрын

+Fabulous Knight It only makes thing easier to communicate clearly...

@fabulousknight1960

8 жыл бұрын

gajbooks Sure. But first you have to think about doing it. Which is hard to do with dyspraxia, and more importantly- seeing as Jesse didn't come up with it either- when you're panicking that much.

@AlexanderAndreassen123

8 жыл бұрын

+Nick Puleio It would just be easier to go 3, 4 or something, with the first number being top to bottom, and the second being left to right.

TB: "How do you not know what an oscilloscope is!?" Me: "How do you not know Cartesian co-ordinates!?" I love these two

Man I've love to see you guys play more of this. So fun.

YEEEES, It's TB and Jesse, its actually about as good as the old Terraria days, the reason why I subscribed to Jesse(Terraria>Skyrim, then I subscribed) TB and Jesse should do more together, this is the jam of jams. Oh my goodness graciousness KZread videos have not been this good in a looong time. WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

@MrPicklesAndTea

8 жыл бұрын

+MrPicklesAndTea This is like riding on a Roller Coaster.

@LeeDee5

8 жыл бұрын

+MrPicklesAndTea Their Terraria videos are still the most entertaining ones out there. Almost 5 years later and yet to be matched by anyone else. :')

Saving this for later when I'm at home. Bursting out laughing in class would be difficult to explain.

That opening with TB just the best thing ever

Loved the previous playthrough you did with Jesse Cox. Glad to see you decided to pick it up again, this is a game I play as much as I can. Well done.

OMG you guys. PLEASE do more of this!!!

This was glorious. Absolutely glorious.

I like how TB went with xbox pad, instead of funny 'w' or boobs.

@Nepthar

8 жыл бұрын

+Steven Kantelberg I saw it as boobs as well

@Draeckon

8 жыл бұрын

+Steven Kantelberg I saw it as a butt.

@Poctyk

8 жыл бұрын

+Draeckon This is actually a test that describes are you a boob or a butt person. TB aperantly is a gamer to the core.

@Draeckon

8 жыл бұрын

Ростислав Несисюк And here I thought I was mostly impartial between boobs and butts. I guess not.

@badasstoad9419

8 жыл бұрын

Or "nutsack with a tiny penis" like Arin from gamegrumps said. xD

You guys are awesome, keep it up! :) This one was really fun to watch

So excited! I watched the Reddit video link and am looking forward to this version of the interaction sooooooo much!

This is going to be so GLORIOUS

This needs to be an animation video where while TB tries to defuse the bomb and tries to get help from Jesse by phone, Jesse sits down on his chair, leans back, foot on the desk, polishing his nails and says "try great"

Big thank you to jessecox and totalbiscuit for keeping it cool and calm. Especially enjoyed those "we have to save the children/pets" bits, helped me destress while watching with intensity.

A full series of this would be AWESOME!

3:05 Ouch... that comment from TB... RIP dear friend. We miss you.

TB I love you. You are awful at describing these things. I was laughing, and crying quite hard. "Uh.. This bomb, is in a pet hosipital.." "OMG! Why would you say that?!" "I just.. I need to motivate you in some way." Priceless.

We need more. This is too good.

This was amazing. We want more!

Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes : Jesse is bad at coaching

@AndreasHolmgren

8 жыл бұрын

+***Konnica Totalcox.....

@ZeusEBoy

8 жыл бұрын

Jesse did great Tb was really bad at explaining

@QaRajhCreations

8 жыл бұрын

+***Konnica Ah, the good old Terraria reference... Now we just need Frankenstein Joe to make a guest appearance.

@testiou

8 жыл бұрын

+Austin Christensen well not really. TB "Yellow button that says 'PRESS'" Jesse: "If the button is blue... -" TB: "It's yellow" Jesse:"if the button says 'ABORT'" TB "YELLOW BUTTON THAT SAYS 'PRESS'!!"

@Orillion123456

8 жыл бұрын

+***Konnica Keep Talking and nobody Explodes: TB is bad at simple grid coordinates

TB, by now, we've all learned to ignore Jesse's intro. My brain has no recollection of it even happening anymore. So it's not that bad :)

I could watch you play this all day!

I look forward to it, every time.

Wow, that last bomb was like a movie how they defused it with seconds left.

That "A but the line isn't in the A and is above it" could easily have been described with either "The lambda symbol" or not knowing that, "The half life symbol with a line above it!" I'd have recognized that and I'm not even a valve fanboy.

@Dosbomber

8 жыл бұрын

+Howell2010 Or "the Cyrillic character" under it instead of an "I" with some sort of "X". In the vein of the old Terraria video titles... "Jesse (and TB) are bad at identifying things"

@nicholas9881

8 жыл бұрын

+Howell2010 Or even just an upside down y.

@darkeimp555

8 жыл бұрын

+Howell2010 omg thank you, I've only played the first 30 minutes of Half Life 2 out of all Valve games and I was honestly astounded none of the gamers I've been watching play this said that lol

@Perid0tStar

8 жыл бұрын

+Howell2010 Ohhhh THATS where I've seen that before! I couldn't place it lol--I was thinking "It looks like a Teepee! Say you have a Teepee!"

@moritz1932

8 жыл бұрын

+Darke Imp A german youtuber said it :D

This was a great video XD. I think we need more of this game.

This is one of the best collabs I've seen in a while :)

Best idea ever!!!!!!!!!!!!

How weird does Biscuit describe stuff, especially the maze. Has he not played battle ship, lol. He's like "I'm in the corner minus the temperature of the surface of the moon divided by the number of months in the greek calendar, times by how many birthdays my pet chinchillas vets aunt has had" translation = E6 haha

This was awesome - Thank you both

We had this at a con years ago. It's a pretty good game to put in front of a group and let them have a good time with. A lot of the best co-op games mess with what information you share and how you can communicate.

YOU USE X AND Y FOR THE FUCKING MAZES ARRRRRG TB WHYYYYY This delivered precisely as expected. It's WTF is... puzzle games hardcore edition.

@aGoshDarnTravesty

8 жыл бұрын

+Lethal Pigeon Seriously. "It's two above the white square, which is in the bottom row but two over from that so it's in the third spot." Just say 3,4.

@Sojoez

8 жыл бұрын

+Lethal Pigeon Or a chessboard grid A1 B2, etc

@pigeonatic

8 жыл бұрын

+Lethal Pigeon hell my fellow pigeon

@LethalPigeon7

8 жыл бұрын

Sojoez I dunno, to a chess noob the numbers are a bit quicker than letters to process.

@Thoreaux

8 жыл бұрын

+Lethal Pigeon Almost anything would have been quicker than TB's impromptu crypto. His were the words you would use if you wanted someone to misunderstand you.

this looks like an epic party game XD

I would love to see a full playthrough of this game to the very end. It would also be interesting to see this in a competition form, with a bunch of teams all trying to difuse the hardest bomb the fastest.

This is fantastic. More of this

I want more, you can do over Skype!! Or with Dodger. Wait til you get to Morse Code

Jesse has a tendency of using the word "over" when only he knows what he actually means :D.

@JustLiesNOR

8 жыл бұрын

+nemozord I was conflicted as to who was worse with the Maze, jesse with his "over" or TBs descriptions of where the stuff was on the grid.

@robbert-janmerk6783

8 жыл бұрын

+nemozord I can't understand why he didn't just say left or right. What in the hell is "over" meant in this context?!

@trucid2

8 жыл бұрын

+nemozord using x and y coordinates would have made it so much easier

OMG this was so hilarious, I reaaaaaalllly hope you two play this more, soooo goood.

Watching in 2023. Missing you TB. Cant believe its been so long already.

First line that TB says after intro, "Do you do this everytime?" XD

I miss this^. I miss TB and Jesse playing Terraria together, I miss Jesse doing something stupid and the pain/exhaustion in TB's voice. I JUST MISS IT.

This episode was SO GREAT!

This is such a crazy game, great vid guys.

TB died and we are all weeping now. RIP cynical Brit.

Jesse should consider voice acting.

@Dosbomber

8 жыл бұрын

+Arturo Garza I thought he does do some voice acting...

@TheMrVengeance

8 жыл бұрын

+Arturo Garza - Why would he consider that? He's already doing it.

@DeathBringer769

8 жыл бұрын

+Arturo Garza He's always wanted to do it. He's way ahead of you. He's already been trying for years to break into the field and has done a few things already himself.

@trucid2

8 жыл бұрын

+Arturo Garza Jesse is a professional voice actor.

@TheMrVengeance

8 жыл бұрын

trucid2 - Oh god, not this discussion again. He is *not* a professional voice actor. Professional means that it's your main occupation (profession)/source of income, and that's not the case.

This was amazing! I want more of this =3

That was amazing. I must request more!

I highly doubt i will get it but.... MOAR!!

3:10 This part seems slightly uncomfortable now.

this is just as exciting to watch as it looks to play!

This has to be a series!

I miss TB so much.

Not at all confusing to listen if you don't know the context; Middle? No. Yes? No. Ready No. Press? Yes.

Would love to see a full play through of this with TB, great video Jesse

I didn't even know it until just now, but this is the video I've been waiting for all my life...

TB keeps saying imprecise coordinates for the green circles on the grid... Poor children. If only he had said 'THREE' to the right, instead of 2 ! At least, the pets are safe. :3

This game is amazing. Kudos to whoever made it. Also guys get off their case they did fine. You probably wouldn't be as good as you think you would be. Also this game gets RIDICULOUS

@DeathBringer769

8 жыл бұрын

+wonderdog132 Unfortunately there's shit-talkers of all skill levels, lol.

@Spacesnakes474

8 жыл бұрын

Deathbrewer I'll give them the benefit of the doubt that they have ALL been watching people like LtHummus playing it and so are used to pros. But honestly with the exception of the maze (which I agree I don't really know why TB described them like he did) every KZreadr I have watched play it for fun like this has been about the same.

We need more of this.

That felt like 5 minutes, it was great, you should do more!

TB AND GENNA, GO! This will be a test for your marriage!

"Is that an O or a Q?" Well, this is going well

i like how jesse says the intro thing to fan friday, makes it so much hype and fun LOL

we need more of this

I learned from this that TB doesn't know coordinates or the Greek alphabet.

Totalbiscuit is the worst person in the world at explaining the positions of objects in a 6x6 regular grid.

Need more of this, you were perfect together

My God, tb is bad at explaining what the "puzzles" look like... But this was utterly amazing to watch xD