“Ben, the latest and greatest candidate for Darwin award” … I just can’t 😂😂😂

@_MPJ

8 ай бұрын

Bro should collab with be amazed

@Yippeee5959

8 ай бұрын

Really i wouldn't even dare to put fingers in a underground tank that's pitch black

Ben's plan is incredibly irrational and dangerous, any normal person would prioritised protecting his family in that situation

@Dominicthedonkey

8 ай бұрын

Not ben 😎

@anonygrazer3234

8 ай бұрын

@@Dominicthedonkey couldnt stop laughing!

@kendivedmakarig215

8 ай бұрын

If you try to analyze the story, you will know that there is no escape. The reptile is very smart and already prevented their escape.

@creator_productions

8 ай бұрын

​@@Dominicthedonkeynuh uh

@Furgettyu

8 ай бұрын

Protagonists are never normal people 😎

I feel like the most unrealistic thing about this movie was that they were offered a price far above asking, for a remote, overgrown home - and they didn't take the offer.

@toughbutsweet1

8 ай бұрын

Maybe the person making the offer knew there was something valuable on the land, like oil or gold, and that is why they wanted it so badly?

@motunrayoenitan8664

8 ай бұрын

they were going to, the day the monster actually attacked them

@AnglephileSwedenGerman

7 ай бұрын

​@@toughbutsweet1exactly no one is paying that $ unless they are making $ from it or they are fool cuz a fool n his money soon part

@remp919

6 ай бұрын

It kinda reminds me of Stranger Things or like any film or tv show where some political and scientists millionaires bought the "cursed" property to study it and make fortunes from it, it's that sort of idea behind of the concept of someone wanting to buy the property at the highest price, knowing that it is not a great idea and yet they go for it.

Can we please just get one movie where they say "yeah we should leave" and are taken seriously?

@pickmeasinner

8 ай бұрын

Its not really a movie if it only lasts 2 minutes. Be pretty boring too

@Razimf1899

8 ай бұрын

Well it could be like sinister where they actually leave but the creatures follow them there?

@nyotamwuaji6484

8 ай бұрын

It always winds up not working for some reason even if they do. "Hey we should leave" "Yeah good idea" *someone enters the building* "Hey I set the car on fire as a distraction"

@conor-smith572

8 ай бұрын

For real. "Hey honey, I just found a dead body and you just confirmed that my family was eaten by monsters. Leave? No, we can't do that! It'd be rude"

@CalvinHikes

7 ай бұрын

Not a movie that goes beyond that point, no. Because that would be the end of the movie.

I love how the protagonists of these kind of movies always make the worst possible decisions one after another and still miraculously survive. 🤪

@michaelhartzel5855

8 ай бұрын

“ plot armor”

@dallasyap3064

8 ай бұрын

Filmmakers don't know how to make movies except for making characters make dumb decisions

@uget-uget

8 ай бұрын

ikr

"Discover an alien creature living in the well" Family, "Goes on like everything is normal"

"I shouldn't have done the bomb thing honey"😂😂

absolutely lost it at "What, you haven't? it's a poilpop!" in the funny voice

@Irishrose18

8 ай бұрын

Me too😂

@Twoseconds001

8 ай бұрын

That part took me out 😂😂😂

I guess Ben's mom couldn't be bothered to tell her son the house he's going to inherit has monsters

@citrusbutter7718

8 ай бұрын

Also why the hell are they down there in the first place, did the tsunami carry them there?

@eleanornelson5810

8 ай бұрын

And was cursed by a Tsunami!

@motunrayoenitan8664

8 ай бұрын

she didn't tell him about the house because she didn't want him to go there or know about it her lawyer died, it was the lawyer's partner that told Ben about the property so I guess if the lawyer hadn't died, Ben wouldn't know about the property (the mother might have told the lawyer not to let him know about it)

@motunrayoenitan8664

8 ай бұрын

@@citrusbutter7718 his parents bought the property, duhh

@DMS-pq8

8 ай бұрын

@@motunrayoenitan8664 Seems easier just to tell him there are monsters in our old house

As I sit down to eat my dinner, I wonder what I could watch on Netflix, then I realize my attention span probably wont make it through a whole movie, so I go to Mystery Recapped. Cuz, ya know, millennial and instant gratification 😂 Thank you! For making these!!!

@SignalFlowers

8 ай бұрын

God ! People these days are so proud of being mentally handicapped. Being a GenZ myself, I too watch this channel for fun and to discover hidden gems but to boast about "OMG look my attention span is so low and I lack the ability to focus and concentrate on something ! YAY !" is on a whole another level of stupid. If you have a Low attention span then you did it yourself by being a TikTok worm all day.

@gbasar1032

6 ай бұрын

It’s a concerning mental problem if u don’t have enough attention span.

@giovannijiminez7858

4 ай бұрын

​@@gbasar1032 It's a choice to not take the risk of your time being wasted out of fear of missing out on more fun activities. It's also a epidemic, Back in the day going to the supermarket was a plan for the day. Now our groceries are delivered to our door. We have more time to do nothing and bed rot. Thus the lack of gratifying activities and inevitable depression. We all need to touch some grass.

Any rational person would have hopped in their vehicle and zoomed out of the house. Then you tell the authorities and have them handle it. But, then you would not have a movie with death and destruction.

@kendivedmakarig215

8 ай бұрын

It's not that easy. Ben already said that there is no escape. The creatures already block their escape and if they try to run, the creatures will just try to track them with their scent.

@bobert8125

8 ай бұрын

You totally could. Just the destruction and death would be soldiers. But that would just be another alien movie I guess.

@magnuskallas

8 ай бұрын

@@kendivedmakarig215 But wrong, he saw the corpse and said let's stay inside. Slimebugs did not block the escape - they blocked the entry. Plus the police car got in just fine.

Xenomorphs? They mostly come out at night. Mostly.

I assure you, the cops will be here any minute now. - famous last words

I will never get tired of your puns throughout your recaps 😊your channel and it's continuous new frequent content is brilliant 👏 👌 and your narration is the icing on the cake . This is defentily the best channel i ever have subscribed to 😊

@DeepDarkBoys

8 ай бұрын

That is such a sweet compliment Rachel, thank you so much!! - Your Narrator

@uget-uget

8 ай бұрын

yup

My faforite part was "its a polypop,,

"For reasons unknown" got me laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m so happy Oregon is actually in a movie. I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER SEEN OREGON IN A MOVIE

@citrusbutter7718

8 ай бұрын

I thought you were going to say the place sicks and thank goodness it only exists in the movies.

How was Ben born if "BOTH MOTHER &SISTER PASSED AWAY B4 HE WAS BORN?"

@MaJoDo

8 ай бұрын

CLEAN YOUR EARS!!!

@pickmeasinner

8 ай бұрын

Didn't you like, rewind to check what you thought you heard?!

@intrepid_solutions09

8 ай бұрын

He was downloaded from Google 😂😂😂😂

@friendsgroup470

8 ай бұрын

Maybe u better rewind and improve ur comprehension skills

Glad I missed this one. Thanks!

Wait, Ben is the son of the man from the beginning who died in the water tank? And the mother and sister mysteriously disappeared before before Ben could meet them? How is that possible?

@ThaisSantos94

8 ай бұрын

Exactly, I’m questioning that myself. At 1:07 it is said they passed away before his birth. Like what?

@nope.thankies

8 ай бұрын

His very own parents were not present at his birth ☹️💀

@magnuskallas

8 ай бұрын

He was told they died in a car crash. Anyway, this whole script is full of cheap writing and tropes. Also isn't it strange the policeman kept his gun in the glove department?

@pankaj5080

7 ай бұрын

@@nope.thankies the recap left some imp parts

@bunkerhousing

5 ай бұрын

It is modern filmwriting, everything that happens, happens becuase the plot needs it to happen.

Did you know? The cast of "The Tank 2023" trained with actual tank crews to nail their roles, making the movie even more thrilling! 💪🎥

@drchorionic5880

8 ай бұрын

u aint ever gonna be mystery recapped bozo with ur fake facts

@woodfield1411

8 ай бұрын

@ What content

@derekcox543

8 ай бұрын

I heard they even went on actual missions, I commend them for their method acting. In all seriousness though this hot cheese turkey sandwich I'm eating is amazing, mixing melted butter with garlic powder & pepper is a game changer. As an alternative you can also use mayo as a substitute for butter/oil for frying the toast and putting some cheese in the pan before applying the sandwich gives it a cheesy crust and if you grate smoked gouda for a crust the sandwich will smell like bacon. A good underrated cheese that is great alternative for provolone & greasy dishes is Munster.

@hawk66100

8 ай бұрын

@@derekcox543Oh YA!!

@jayeshkalal2679

8 ай бұрын

These bots nowadays

This is the funniest recap I've ever seen. No A.I recaps can top the sarcasm you have

Love your hilarious commentary inbetween 😂😂😂

Ben: we need to survive the night Also Ben: Leeeroy Jenkins!

its amazing how he can update everyday

@IWillHarvestYourToes

8 ай бұрын

...he's not working alone wth? It's a team of people and our boy is the narrator.

@theempresss

8 ай бұрын

@@IWillHarvestYourToesokay lol it’s still amazing the way they do it daily and seamlessly. Great work

@jefftraboulsy8631

8 ай бұрын

​@@theempresssnot really

@IWillHarvestYourToes

8 ай бұрын

@@theempresss ...nah, I don't agree. I'm only here because I enjoy Adam's voice acting and his fun personality. His own channel is much more entertaining. There are much better recap channels out there as well. Mystery Recapped is mid.

@princess7jasmine

8 ай бұрын

There's a lot of job applications on places like UpWork for movie and tv series summarization jobs. All he does is probably read from a script made by those folks and add quips every now and then, which is tiring by itself still.

How did they pass away before Ben’s birth but they are Ben’s parents???? This is wrecking my brain 🧠

@AI5G

8 ай бұрын

Ben was test tube baby

@johnrenner7645

8 ай бұрын

Ben was created in a test tube using parents frozen egg an sperm then implanted in Dolly the sheep and raised by Bo Peep. Unfortunately since birth he has taken testosterone blocking medication which which explains why he acts as he does in this movie

@lamarstunts1846

8 ай бұрын

Maybe Ben was placed in an incubator for the whole 9 monts 😂

@Winterdreamed

8 ай бұрын

Mother was pregnant. 🤨

@johnrenner7645

8 ай бұрын

@@lamarstunts1846 the earliest a human baby has ever survived out side their mother’s womb and put in an incubator and lived is 21 weeks from conception approximately 5 months

Lol I love your commentary.

8:53 "...and so can her plot armor" lol

Why can every male character in a movie fix a generator ? Its not that easy

@vanitymarie2551

7 ай бұрын

Men are supposed to be home repair men ig 😂 just like the wives are always cooking n stuff

@injessTv

7 ай бұрын

@@vanitymarie2551 must be tough for single people in movies , either they will forever live without electricity, or starve to death , or over work themselves by doing both tasks .

It's good to see the basic format of Evil Dead still works these days. Even seems like several of the same shots of the car driving in the woods were cpoied! 😂

Oh my God I heard about this creepy movie from my brother and I thought he was joking because there's no good movies with creatures and stuff lately, but yeah, oh my God.

Nice video g

It's a polipop LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bro you're the best keep it up

Reminds me of a similar movie where a mom and her daughter is trapped in a forest after their car broke down in a deserted road, and they're being hunted by an unknown dark creature as well. Forgot the name of the movie though.

@magnuskallas

8 ай бұрын

The Monster (2016) I think? Another cheap one.

Lost it at "Or, if you're lucky, mischievous naked skinny dipping young folk". 😂

00:29 Is he suggesting that the monster evolved from his poop in the sceptique tank? xD

@ozelolaf4562

8 ай бұрын

Probably was the Tsunami that brought monsters there

It an amazing movies. Keep the Good work

All I want to know is who the hell took care of all the poor animals at the pet shop. Not only did they go through this crazy story, but now all the pets died due to neglect.

Those creatures obviously needed a dentist.

Horror movies or thrillers are so trash now a days. There’s aleast that one person who makes everyone do something or just naively ignores everything just to make the story go on.

Why is there a smoothing filter over every scene. Is that to help fight off dmca take downs?

Ok, they need to stop killin the cops. It's like getting Sean Bean: they know they're hired to die on screen.

Not a big comment person, but you sir are hilarious

Is that the alien fron AvP ..i don't remember the name..is it xenamorph or something?

Clean water!

“Plot armor” 😂

what kind of filter is applied to the video? is this for copyright reasons or smt else?

I half expected the tank to crawl out of the ground and see aliens inside living off a body :O

“Let’s set things on fire instead of leaving”

Thank you, Mystery Recapped, for saving me from watching this full movie.

Gotta keep these things clean 😂

Was that Trixie Mattel in the beginning 😆

You seem to have had a lot of fun with your commentary lol

@DeepDarkBoys

8 ай бұрын

I always do!

Movie is called the Tank

There are many types of Tsunamis, but the one's that curse on the way through are extremely rare.

Day 28 of asking to bring back the intro!!!!!

Why is no one talking about the music happening at 6:55

Wait what do you mean his parents died before Ben's birth? Haha

0:18 rofl the way he held the light and how it went down "nuuuuu". basically "im not gonna live much longer..*coughcough* here i want u to have this.. an *old septic tank*.. it use to belong to ur great grandfather.. for some dumb reason he thought itd be worth its weight in gold in a hundred or two years.."

Are monsters included in the property value, or would a potential buyer have to pay them extra? 😛

Anyone one know the instrumental?

He head back into the woods for reason unknown.

Simply stay locked up, silent and hidden, and wait a few more hours ffor daybreak. Or go outdoors with no protection or defense, no clue where the danger is coming from, and no expertise on explosives to blow some shit up cos "its the only way to survive..... besides the safer first option i just mentioned. Obviously. Bens a clever boy, lets leave it up to him

A "garden fork"? Really?

0:51

They both passed away before Ben's birth... what?!

@ThaisSantos94

8 ай бұрын

I know. Makes no sense

You haven’t ? That’s an easy one It’s a polypop

Erasers die slowly for our mistakes, if an eraser were to erase me that would mean instant death for the eraser.

@johnrenner7645

8 ай бұрын

If the Eraser erasers you the Eraser would have achieved sentience and since was no longer be getting erased and would effectively become immortal and would then of course go on to free their fellow Erasers in a rebellion the humans never saw coming.

Dumb weak man, strong girl boss who saves the day type movie. It's definitely 2023.

@theempresss

8 ай бұрын

😮

The best ScARy movie so you and your friends watching this at 12 AM🤓💀

That’s what’ she said 0:51

What about the dog? Is it okay? Did they take it with them? Did it survive? (Actually don’t tell me if it didn’t survive)

Best Commentator to ever exist lol

They could have just passed the night in the car

Sooo... Ben's mum knew about all this, escaped alive, and didn't warn Ben or anyone else about this so that the creatures could be eradicated?

Jules is a huge Mary Sue. I bet she'd beat a Godzilla given the chance.

Yet another movie about a stable genius doing totally genius things

0:06

Yeah, i've never rooted for a main character to die before but that ben hell i wanted him to die horribly! I blame the writers to make him that stupid and hated.

The mom passed away before his birth ?!!!

AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DOG??

What happen to the dog

Why would they move in that quickly? Go for an inspection with a certified person. Mother left the house and did not bother to burn it...what?

Aliens has arrived

Cool

Now I don't want to see this movie again

1:13 what is going on with their faces

Wow what a strange alien creature… anyway lol let’s get on with the day

what happened to the dog?

@Alvarez818

8 ай бұрын

I was wondering too😅😁

Bro pls bring back the old intro 😭

His parents died before his was born ? How did his mom give birth to him then ?

Hi😊

its a Polypop 😂

BRo am i tripping or does this movie looked like its still rendering?

why do have to resssurec because i hear voices

The bgm ruin it 😢

Tanks a lot for the recap. In the sequel the hero wife recruits an elite team of other girl bosses and goes tank by tank eliminating the creatures in order to keep the wealthy homeowners of Oregon safe.

@jefftraboulsy8631

8 ай бұрын

Correct

@moji3812

8 ай бұрын

🤔

@moji3812

8 ай бұрын

Wish it did have a sequel tho

@pickmeasinner

8 ай бұрын

Don't give them any ideas man. They will force a girl boss into anything these days!

Moms are for defending the family Not dads Ok?

Formula for budding horror movie scriptwriters. Set scene in remote area. Create list of incredibly unintelligent throwaway characters. Remove characters by descending order of unintelligence. Last remaining character removes threat with little effort. Drive off into sunrise, sunset, out of the woods, etc.

theres a poop monster inside😂