“I swear to god I thought dogs could breathe under water”. That shit had me dead 😂😂💀

@battleax6364

2 жыл бұрын

It was a reference to that time a news company for Thanksgiving through turkeys out of a helicopter and when they were confronted about it their response was “I swear to God I thought turkeys could fly”

@THESLlCK

2 жыл бұрын

@@battleax6364 turkeys **can** fly

@kaleighross3808

2 жыл бұрын

I lost right there 🤣🤣🤣

@riot_._

2 жыл бұрын

@@battleax6364 i didn’t know that damn. i love how people think something can fly all because they have feathers lmao

@geno1399

2 жыл бұрын

What made it funnier was the tone and face he made

Why does watching this in broken increments feels just like watching it normally

@TheTGOAC

2 жыл бұрын

It's a show made of primarily interchangeable cutaways

@natalie6117

Жыл бұрын

Bro you can mix and match the entire show and no one would know any better 😂😂

For an incredibly out of shape guy, Peter sure can swim.

@ocheez6065

2 жыл бұрын

As a guy whos out of shape but somehow is the best on a swimteam swimmings weird

@tashriquekarriem8865

2 жыл бұрын

He has freakish ability that always surprises me

@ryder6372

2 жыл бұрын

he has big bones

@TheSpyFromTeamFortress2

2 жыл бұрын

And fight.

@Flowerlytdm

2 жыл бұрын

@@ocheez6065 same I’m out of shape but one of the best swimmers out of the people I’ve met

"What's your name"? "Uh...uh...uh...pea...uh...uh...uh...tear...uh...uh...uh...griffin. Yea, that's it Peter Griffin. Ah, crap". 🤣

"I'm the tampon one" was the first 'holy shit don't laugh even though you're alone nobody will know but keep your shit together' moment for me

@tjayvilla8934

2 жыл бұрын

i didnt understand that one

@dorians2138

2 жыл бұрын

Why would you not want to laugh at that?

@Th4t_guy_

2 жыл бұрын

@@dorians2138 cuz it's a try not to laugh challenge lol

@Nhatanh0475

2 жыл бұрын

@@tjayvilla8934 Brian eat Lois trash, which has Tampon in it, result in one of the fart somehow have tampon particle.

@fym3106

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao fr

I’m not sure what the Italian butcher said but Peter told him that the meet cuts he was serving were terrible and basically wanted a refund.

@medicbag3602

2 жыл бұрын

The first thing he said was what

@HeadNtheClouds

2 жыл бұрын

Bibbidy bobbedy Bibbidy bobbedy Bibbidy bobbedy Bibbidy bobbedy

@editingprojects2520

2 жыл бұрын

I studied Italian for like 5 minutes it sounds like he said at one point “tu sei un pazzo” which would mean “you’re a madman/lunatic”

@Glamizx

2 жыл бұрын

@@editingprojects2520 he says 'tu sei un pazzo, vai via di qui" wich means "you're a lunatic get out of here" and then "sono stanco di te, ti do un pugno nella testa/i'm tired of you, i'll punch you in the face" and then i can't hear it because Peter speaks over his voice

@blsm-burminilaicalseparati6214

2 жыл бұрын

@@Glamizx at the end he says "ti uccido con queste mani" = "I'll kill you with these hands"

"If you look at the bones of a JESUSnosourus rex..." lmao XD, thats so good

"MOUNTAIN DEW IS THE BEST SODA"- I laughed so hard

@WhitefolksT

2 жыл бұрын

🤠 Jesusauraus-Rex

@lolario7249

Жыл бұрын

"goooooooooooooooooood"

“Scientists have determined that the universe was created by a scGOOOOOOOOOOOOODig bang.” Gets me every time lol.

The african american heart monitor XD

@palanch89

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@eriklakeland3857

2 жыл бұрын

The Cosby setting gets me every time

@Clickmoi

2 жыл бұрын

@@eriklakeland3857 I have laughed for 10 seconds straight xD

@briansmith5239

Жыл бұрын

The Bill Cosby setting 😂😂😂

@agentwolf69420

12 күн бұрын

White Bill Cosby y'mean

"and there is a giant poo on your desk" I was waiting for it but still laughed

@weird_freak8846

2 жыл бұрын

Bro i thought he said "and there is a pool on your desk" 😂

"I'm the tampon guy" is genius 😆😆😆

"Pea tear Griffin" had me dead laughing

Anyone else feel like Meg should have actually been on American Dad for a few episodes?

@carly980

2 жыл бұрын

Yes!!! Like as one of Haily’s friends or something

@brandoncolis3841

Жыл бұрын

@@carly980 or Steve's girlfriend

@Azmina_the_warlock

Жыл бұрын

i feel like her and Roger would have a weird chemistry that could totally work. They're both chaotic in different ways, it might actually complement

@-James-A

Жыл бұрын

Her intro was amazing.

why’d you sneak an american dad clip😂

@jorgeortigosa429

2 жыл бұрын

This is the comment I was looking for.

@cakeandmilk4526

2 жыл бұрын

It was funny

@EatMySofa

2 жыл бұрын

If your talking about the one at 4:01 it’s from family guy

@benjaminklaassen4722

2 жыл бұрын

@@EatMySofa No, I think he was talkin' about the one at 7:08.

@EatMySofa

2 жыл бұрын

@@benjaminklaassen4722 ohhhh yea I didn’t see that till after

"Chris can I see you in the kitchen for a sec?" Will never not be funny 😂

I lost it at the Canadian guy that came from "AA eh"

@jaysmith1408

2 жыл бұрын

Ahh, i just came from there And the auto club is the CAA

@rpgmaster2884

Жыл бұрын

@@jaysmith1408 so CA eh?

"I'm the tampon one!" LMAO

The best was the interaction with the doctor about Peter's health 🤣🤣🤣

@nps1547

Жыл бұрын

fr the suspense

This isnt fair...they placed some of the funniest clips together for a "try not to laugh challenge." Forget waterboarding...this is torture

@GazelleFangs

2 жыл бұрын

WHY DID U HAVE TO BRING IN WATERBOARDING

The milipedes in the joke only have 60 legs and the centipede only has 44. This is a total scam. (You can count using the body segments and legs per segment type)

@HarambaeXelonmuskfans

2 жыл бұрын

They’re gonna put 20 shoes on each foot

@Real_Mick3y6

2 жыл бұрын

@@HarambaeXelonmuskfans Obama

@justsomeguy5020

2 жыл бұрын

@@HarambaeXelonmuskfans Obama

@nativeketchumhd

2 жыл бұрын

@@HarambaeXelonmuskfans Obama

@jamescannon3008

2 жыл бұрын

@@HarambaeXelonmuskfans Obama

Italians worked at my old job and when they talked to each other in Italian I always walked by saying “bopity boopy”

@misterbobby8913

2 жыл бұрын

LoL they musta hated you

@stammishosaina5631

2 жыл бұрын

Is that why it's your "old job"?

@ethoman04

2 жыл бұрын

@Michael Horton haha funny politics man no like orange man so original

@riot_._

2 жыл бұрын

i did that to my friends italian mom and she was okay with it. apparently most Italians are lmao then the dad came in and i thought he was going to knock my teeth out💀 the mom goes “oh it’s okay that’s his laughing face”

I totally have no idea where biggest boy is from

@nonoman305

2 жыл бұрын

Same, I've seen every episode (multiple times if I'm honest) and I have no clue

@godsrightnut69

2 жыл бұрын

its from the episode when principal shepard fat shames chris

3:38 i somehow remembered this whole scene except this part. Amazing

Doctor clip kills me 😅😅

6:24 love this bit

@teddyk4361

2 жыл бұрын

I do to it just goes on for so long

@leenigen4533

2 жыл бұрын

Dr. Hartman's best moment

@Marlin123

2 жыл бұрын

Fav part of the video

@SM-be5dh

2 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah he’s fine he’s just really fat.

That American Dad Clip was one of the funniest scenes I enjoy in a cartoon!

I lost it when the heart monitor said “Beep…Beep…Beep…”.

@SamuelBlack84

2 жыл бұрын

Bill Cosby making noises while someone is comotose is rather fitting

@lordnnarat

2 жыл бұрын

“He’s ight”

@barrolboi5101

2 жыл бұрын

Boop beep

The doctor prolonging Peter's results was kind of funny

Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view !" Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam." Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!" Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..." Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!" Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky." Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction." Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment ?

@HeidiSvenson

2 жыл бұрын

Do my ears/eyes deceive me!? I was just bemoaning the confusing things which people choose to quote from this montage, always the least funny (IMHO) - leaving me feeling the usual malaise when - hark! My eyes caught your comment and...and...well, thank you for bringing me i from the edge with something I recognize and love...one question remains however,,, "Is this a piece of your brain?" LOVE IT!! (Back in college e were given an assignment in my directing actor's for television class and this exact scene with Mrs. Richards is the one I did. ) And now i must go flog my car with a ridiculous branch in frenzied frustration....shhhh! Is SECRET! Don't tell the little nest of vipers, Si? And whatever you do - DON'T MENTION THE WAR!

@fredflintstoner596

2 жыл бұрын

@@HeidiSvenson HEY HEIDI, HOPE YOU ARE WELL

I dead lost on the Thanksgiving clip and the centipede and surfin bird bits don't make it any better lol

i died when the griffin conveniently came outta nowhere 💀

I lost on the "big big boy"

🤣 it's like Harry Potter for stupid ppl" mane Dat shit had me dying

1:45 the centipede & the Mexican fence guy got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Oh yeah he’s fine. He’s just really fat” I lost it right there 🤣🤣

3:15 "I'm the tampon one" omg I'm in tears

@SRAW3AY

4 ай бұрын

😭

I was doing really well until "Holly Bibble"

"I sweah to gaud, I thought duags could breathe undawauta" shit had me rolling

@Mint_And_Caramel

Жыл бұрын

1:13 lol

“No ya know what, whites don’t get rights either - nobody gets rights - ah, America” 🤣🇺🇸👍

4:20 this had me dying

I lost it at Megs attempt for American Dad hahaha

“No body gets any rights Ahhhh America.” SOOOOOO true

Even though it wasn't family guy, the American Dad skit was hilarious! So much so that it made me tear up a bit

Didn’t expect the holly bibble line to get me 😂😂😂😂

Have to admit, brian's right, a bar mitzva really is a usless event

@stammishosaina5631

2 жыл бұрын

Useless *

@Real_Mick3y6

2 жыл бұрын

@@stammishosaina5631 **Useless

@kaptainkaos1202

2 жыл бұрын

* not worth anything

@stickmanlifesucks3212

2 жыл бұрын

***Is shit

@stammishosaina5631

2 жыл бұрын

@@Real_Mick3y6 I didn't even spell it wrong, so.. WHY LOL

1:41 ASMR

"Read some, Peter, you'll love it! It's Harry Potter for stupid people." Okay, now this one made me laugh lmfaoo

Well now I know how I am putting my resignation in to my job

“I’m the tampon one” hahahahahahaha

The detail that went into what it looks like under a prius hood is pretty cool

Hahaa i love when they do the handy quacks and chris and peter keep going in the kitchen and whispering

“Good morning USA Badabadaaa da stans the dad and the aliens gay” Best family guy gag ever

Can't stop laughing at "Thank the whites" part. I'm having a bloody laugh mate😂

6:03 This one killed me!

That Jesussaurus Rex must have been something to behold.

“I’m the tampon one” got me for sure

"I swear to God, I thought dogs could breathe under water"

I love the trope of syringes labelled with what's suppose to be in them.

Uh my name uh P-Tears-Griffin

Praised be TyranoJesus Rex.

Perfect way to end this. Just perfect.

THE CENTIPEDE AMONG MILLIPEDES PART THO!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #ASMRCOUNTING!!! I'M WEAK!!!

This part is so much better than part 1😂

The Bill Cosby heart monitor!!! 😂 These episodes clips are killing me.

@brandonmaddox4862

2 жыл бұрын

Ghost dad 💀

@bigjohnsmash481

Жыл бұрын

@@brandonmaddox4862 "GHOST HOUSE!" "ROAD GHOST!" "HOUSE HOUSE!" 😂

"Que coza?" 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

Damn Peter got really into shape with that farmhouse scene

The Dr. Hartman bit I love.

That forklift whale scene belonged in here

Mountain Dew is the best soda ever made

@I.Am.FurFreak

2 жыл бұрын

Dr. Pepper is.

@hyrulenick

2 жыл бұрын

Damn straight brother

@NicholasNormile

2 жыл бұрын

Cheerwine.

What about 8 more verses got me🤣🤣

Best one for me was the doctor's report one XD

1:25 this has to be the most relatable moment in family guy history

I lost at the Bill Cosby Heart Monitor freaking out.

I got to say the american dad clip was so funny! lol

Jesus loves you guys so much. God is with yall through all of your problems

2:19 perfect cut after this clip

THANK THE WHITTESSSSS had me dying 🤣

"you can't name a country nipple" how about Nepal 😂😂😂

The Mexican helping build more fence is hilarious

6:00 man that a great piece of comedy.

"Go ahead read it it's like Harry Potter but for stupid people" fucking crying🤣🤣🤣

5:39 ghost dad

2 words, handi quacks..🤣😅😂😭😭

"Yea Yea Yea Yea, he's ight" "Yea he Coo" Seems legit

For the African American heart monitor...is the Bill Cosby thing edited for this video cuz that's not how I remember it. A couple of small laughs but man I almost died from that

@mohnjarx7801

2 жыл бұрын

I remember Bill Cosby for sure

@leenigen4533

2 жыл бұрын

@@mohnjarx7801 ya, I thought it was an edit cuz I remembered it differently

@leenigen4533

2 жыл бұрын

@Lily Rose 🌻 ...and how are we this fine day

"Pea Tear Griffin" Task failed successfully

the first one got me already

“…aanndddd they nevah got their soooddddaaahhhh…” 😂😂😂

Meg on American Dad..."da da da and the alien is gay" 🤣 🤣 🤣

2:51 this is me “I HAVE SPOKEN” 🤣🤣🤣

"Opened-button shirt, necklace community." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That long gooooooddddd got me

" I have spoken" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I'm amazed Peter knew the word ornithological 🤣

The fence bit 😆

The doctor part 😂

The centipedes was caught because millipede counted all his legs that was funny.

"T by Holly Bibble" "It's Harry Potter for stupid people." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

this may be the most difficult try not to laugh I have ever experienced. I actually dont think I can do it. lol