So THAT's why Quagmire is Quagmire... his mom is basically Quagmire pre-Quagmire.

@jordanharris5459

Жыл бұрын

I thought Cheryl Tiegs dumping him was the reason he's the way he is

@mixedbaggamer

Жыл бұрын

I thought the other other reason was because of his high school bully

@unlimitedduckgamer

Жыл бұрын

There are many reasons for why Quagmire is Quagmire

@deathfromabove4268

Жыл бұрын

Quagmire

@warrenkeith360

Жыл бұрын

Quagmire just has an excuse for everything so no one can call him out on it. Man made sure to cover his bases.

I guess that's why he's a cat person, he has nine lives like them

@unnamedperrson

Жыл бұрын

Pray for mercy, Peter. From Quagmire in boots!

@woshee_real

Жыл бұрын

Let's hope he values all of them or else.

@Shifsabre

Жыл бұрын

*stab* 8... *stab* 7...

@goodblueblox

Жыл бұрын

I love how there’s both a Puss in Boots and Scream reference in one reply comment section-

@RandomGamer-

Жыл бұрын

​@@woshee_realpib reference

"oh c'mon Ronnie, she bought the dress!" He's so real for that

@rollanddev

4 ай бұрын

Quagmire may be the wrong kind of guy, but he IS a standup guy.

@le9038

4 ай бұрын

He is a fictional character

@rollanddev

4 ай бұрын

@@le9038 lol, no. :) You couldn't be more wrong. We're not calling Quagmire a "good guy" based on how an animated character in a televised show consistently behaves during a number of scripted scenarios as a hypothetical exercise. That'd be silly. We're discussing real live people here and the very real actions reported by the Family Guy reality TV show. Heck, they even goes so far as to give us the city name and street name where the show takes place. They wouldn't make that stuff up! "Fictional character"... You people and your weird conspiracy theories, I swear... :)

@guardedconor441

4 ай бұрын

@@le9038 to everyone reading this you are basically a fictional character

@ZerohFault

4 ай бұрын

@@le9038room temp iq

"How about I plow her in the limo and have her back in twenty minutes?" Coldest line

@TheHuskynatorMAN95

Жыл бұрын

I some cunt imitate my mother like that during college, yet he didn't know her name so I stayed as calm as I could for like 3 minutes until after he replied.. "I don't know her name" which meant he was talking shit fir the fun of it to piss me off and what he got resulted me getting thrown out bc they apparently wouldn't tolerate violence on their premises yet a few days beforehand 2 fought eachother and they were let off like it was a fluke

@beltheo2030

Жыл бұрын

Dude that’s fucking illegal

@esojdalas5361

Жыл бұрын

“Oh, come on randy she bought the dress”😞

@Dave-sd5mz

Жыл бұрын

Oooh so hot

@cursorguy

Жыл бұрын

@@beltheo2030in some states not if he’s also under 18

"I was born nine times that day" 💀

@GTOMB

4 ай бұрын

so that's why he's a cat person

@brianbazira9952

3 ай бұрын

Fr💀💀💀

@brick532

3 ай бұрын

You know I actually know a person whose mom gave “birth” to him six times

@interdisciplinaryhumanitie894

Ай бұрын

@@brick532Wait what? What’s the context behind that?

@brick532

Ай бұрын

@@interdisciplinaryhumanitie894 I’m bullshittin😂

Gus? Walter?

@Ownniceguy

Жыл бұрын

Her name is skyler white, yo. Her husband is walter white, yo

@PerroUndGato

Жыл бұрын

hal was also played by Bryan Cranston in Malcom in the middle

@RaichuWasCancelled

Жыл бұрын

kid named finger

@adityaranjan1645

Жыл бұрын

missed Jesse i see

@dhans9662

Жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD!! IS THAT A BREAKING BAD REFERENCE?? BREAKING BAD IS THE BEST SHOW 😎😎😎 JESSE WE NEED TO COOK JESSE WE NEED TO COOK!! SAUL GOODMAN 3D MODEL IS SO FUNNY!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 LOOK AT ME HECTOR 🗿 LOOK AT ME HECTOR 🗿 LOOK AT ME HECTOR 🗿 LOOK AT ME HECTOR 🗿

WALTER?? JESSE JESSE!!! WE NEED TO BAKE

@Jellyman4

Жыл бұрын

JESSE!!! I BAKED HER CAKE!!! I AM THE ONE WHO CREATES QUAGMIRE!!!

@ericfierro1693

Жыл бұрын

GUSS

@arsenal4739

Жыл бұрын

Gus be like:

@AeonPlays

Жыл бұрын

MIKE:WALTUH IAM NOT HAVING SEGS RIGHT NOW WALTUH

@Bowl427

Жыл бұрын

GUS 😳

Does anyone notice when he does the abc's there is no guy that has the na that starts with an I

@ninjabutgood3621

Жыл бұрын

The subtitles are wrong he actually says Ike

@ninjabutgood3621

Жыл бұрын

*Irv

@Linkfan007

Жыл бұрын

What?

@adityaranjan1645

Жыл бұрын

?

@Bucketnetta

Жыл бұрын

The subtitles were wrong. It was Irv not Herb

Gus! Walter! His mom slept with Breaking Bad!!!!!

@monstar3626

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@lonetrap

4 ай бұрын

They were breaking the bed with her

@Efsaaneh

9 күн бұрын

Jesse, we need to fuck quagmire's mom

The Quagmire origin story!

@kosmalaanimations2864

Жыл бұрын

Yeah Glenn Quagmire isn't a monster he's had a traumatic life because of his mother and you see his father now his other mother so he's pretty much had a terrible life but that did not stop him from becoming a pilot and flying airplanes for a living but he despises Brian for literally living the life doing absolutely nothing using Peter's credit card for everything while trying to sleep with his wife and using the poor man and trying to steal date his wife he's trying to show that he's a writer but he is not and Glenn Quagmire at least is an actual pilot despite all the trauma he's been through and I mean his special type of insanity is simply tied to his mother being the way she was and his lack of a father figure to the point of his father figure becoming another mother

@BaggedBread

Жыл бұрын

@@kosmalaanimations2864sorry bud, if you’re a rapist you’re a monster period.

@nicholasrawlins7115

Жыл бұрын

@@kosmalaanimations2864 There’s this thing called punctuation; It’s going to blow your mind when you learn about it.

@abdulsabri6551

6 ай бұрын

​@nicholasrawlins7115 it blew my mind

WOW! Quagmire's mom is some crazy stuff!

@taraungoogle8482

Жыл бұрын

At least, you know where he gets it from.

@ryanreedgibson

Жыл бұрын

Yeah! Push him back in again had me rolling.

@deirasjankauskas3381

4 ай бұрын

​@ryanreedgibson there's 2 H's and no I

@tenshironobunaga7347

4 ай бұрын

Look the picture before quagmire opens the door... It's a full resume about her

@Th3Broth3r

4 ай бұрын

Sums up most single moms

Although Quagmire should be sent to jail for all the stuff he did and does, the reason why he was sent on this episode is kind of unfair, he had the deed with a highschool girl, but the girl lied to him by saying she was of legal age to give consent, so in this particular case, he should be declared innocent or be given a less hard punishment

@taraungoogle8482

Жыл бұрын

You do know he r@ped/hooked up with women younger than him and not care.

@fried0nion503

Жыл бұрын

Thats just statutory.

@oooshafiqooo

Жыл бұрын

Fax

@comrademason7835

Жыл бұрын

It’s a strict liability crime

@misamo1226

Жыл бұрын

@@fried0nion503 that’s what he was being tried for yes but in this case it wasn’t really his fault bc the girl told him she was 23 when she was actually 16🧍‍♂️ legally though it was still statutory

“There are lots of other guys” nah bro that’s wild💀💀💀💀

GUS AND WALTER WHITE

@vuca5480

Жыл бұрын

exactly what i thought lmfao

@jeffreymodesitt3345

Жыл бұрын

Waltuh

@Scopophobiaaa

Жыл бұрын

Waltuh, stop sleeping with quagmires mom waltuh.

Isnt Quagmire in his 50's or something

@ryanreedgibson

Жыл бұрын

I believe he's the oldest of the group. But this is him telling the story of why he's so messed up.

@delanovanraalte3646

Жыл бұрын

He is in his 70's

@bevjoejoe

Жыл бұрын

​@@delanovanraalte3646he's 60

@greygaston1263

Жыл бұрын

@@bevjoejoe if i can remember correctly, quagmire was born in 1947(?) so would’ve been 60 back when we fist learn of this back in season 5 or 6, but but will turn 80 by 2027.

@adityaranjan1645

Жыл бұрын

62

🎶Quagmires mom has got it going on 🎶

@decisivedecision

4 ай бұрын

😂🎉✌🎉😂

Quagmire: I got the Giggity from my mom's side of the family.

In his ABCs he said “Ron” which is short for Ronnie. Maybe Ronnie wasn’t kidding when he said he would plow her in a limo! 😂😂

@AmFAmF

6 ай бұрын

Lol good one, some of the other names are probably his boys... went through the football team.

@pablocisnerosramos933

5 ай бұрын

I don't think so he was a kid when he learned that song

@rollanddev

4 ай бұрын

Ronald is... also a name that starts by Ron.

@Issei_Midoriya

4 ай бұрын

she bought the dress

@crisostomoibarra1760

4 ай бұрын

They're the same age, it's their prom

Bro what is Walter and Gus doing 💀

@Bowl427

Жыл бұрын

Look at me Hector 😳🛎️🛎️💥

@herysaarchie2259

4 ай бұрын

cooking up something.

Glenn looks even more like Stan when he's a child

didn't know Walter White had so much rizz to be sleeping with his mom

Oh come on Ronny she brought the dress 🤣🤣🤣

Everyone hearing quagmires step dads Me: how does he learn the ABC without any guy starting with I

She slept with gus and walter, what a menace

Don't forget that Quagmire has had issues with his dad too and I feel so bad that Quagmire became this monster because of his parents

Man so that explains a lot why he's like this poor guy his mom's even sounds like a dad

@Shifsabre

Жыл бұрын

Well, don't forget that Ida is trans

@samueljrhlorgbe6091

Жыл бұрын

What

@samueljrhlorgbe6091

4 ай бұрын

Oh I get it transgender

He says Gus then Hal and then Herb there is no guy that starts with the letter I

@LIQUID_JETHALA

Жыл бұрын

Ilbert

@LIQUID_JETHALA

Жыл бұрын

Ian

@LIQUID_JETHALA

Жыл бұрын

Intensifier ??

@RPGcasero

Жыл бұрын

Ivan

@ratheraforgetableuser6168

Жыл бұрын

how the hell did all of yall forget issac

"I guess the problem started the day I was born" Me too, bud, me too

"On the day I was born" Nana-nanana "At the age of four" Nana-nanana "My mama asked me a question" Nana-nanana "Wtf are those" Nana-nanana

Who else but Quagmire

The fact that his mom slept with everyman in the alphabet that is just damn crazy.

miracle musical

@Shifsabre

Жыл бұрын

What?

How did guagmire was born if his dad, well you know, gay?

@ryanreedgibson

Жыл бұрын

Great question. I would bet his horny mom forced herself on his gay dad? Idk.

@Marine616

Жыл бұрын

Well, Is fisically posible to have sex with someone you are not atracted to, you can think about something that you actually like or take the blue pill

@Geo_TV

Жыл бұрын

After realizing that he was a woman in a man's body he pretended to be a happy man. Raised a family served his country in the navy and lived life for over 40 years as a man until finally getting the surgery. Ida explains to Peter when Peter gets mistaken for Trans-gender and doesn't correct it then after an injury he gets corrective surgery. I think it was in the same season as this episode.

@phillsflychannel

Жыл бұрын

He became gay after he came back

@jonnylund1130

Жыл бұрын

Tried to hide it I had a family member who’s first husband was gay they got married but for a year nobody knew he hid it

lol the guys his mom dated mixed with the abc song 😂😂😂

I felt so bad for him when he said "I was born NINE times that day…"

He went through hell tho 😂

Lmao 😂she bought the dress

Fun fact it actually runs in his family you see it in a few other episodes

Sad for him that he had a shitty life, this explains his anti social.

@quartzskull8772

Жыл бұрын

He's hardly anti social

@ryanreedgibson

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, he's not antisocial he's a male whore.

@lulolie

Жыл бұрын

​@@ryanreedgibson and repeat sex offender

@Redahoge10

4 ай бұрын

No, screw him he’s trying to make himself a victim, blaming his childhood +60 years later on how he is “such a fuck up” never realized how good it actually was, he had a loving family with both parents and a sister, got a full education, an amazing job and has the whole world as his oyster, yet he never once stood up for himself during those years and still does mass serial rapes all over the world because of some quota the writers need/want for some reason to fuel some redemption arc the creator wants for Quagmire some reason.

@caffeineabuser95

Ай бұрын

He's not antisocial, just perverted

Ayo what were Walter and Gus doing 💀💀💀

@jesse__pinkman

4 ай бұрын

Quagmire's mom duh

@monstar3626

4 ай бұрын

@@jesse__pinkman Bro 💀💀💀💀💀💀

The names of the men quagmires mom slept with are mostly breaking bad characters 😂

@cooper3814

6 ай бұрын

Why is no one talking about on how Quagmire named 26 Guys his mom slept with and said there are more, he's probably not Ida's Child

"Walter" and "Gus" were in the list.. 😮

There’s two H’s in that abcs of guys. Just realized lol

@flboy85

Жыл бұрын

He said Irv just captioned Herb

This made me sad

I’m sorry but the “WAH WAH WAH” had me dead

"Gus..." *Vine boom* "Walter..." *Vine boom*

Doofenshmirts is Quagmire's dad?

@tuudurreikop5045

7 ай бұрын

No

@boombomb2257

7 ай бұрын

​@@tuudurreikop5045the joke is in Phineas and Ferb Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirts is married to a character that has the same voice actress.

Walter, Zeke💀 Walter(Breaking Bad) Zeke(Attack on Titan)

@fiblz5443

10 ай бұрын

gus

Lou, Matt, Ned, Ox, Pat😂😂😂

bro was sued for grooming a minor

Slept with walter

Gen z's moms

@ryanreedgibson

Жыл бұрын

Ha, yep. My mom too!

@justletitbe4062

Жыл бұрын

​@@ryanreedgibson 💀💀

@oooshafiqooo

Жыл бұрын

Dam. Good thing my mom is not Gen Z

@youdononeetokno

Жыл бұрын

​@@oooshafiqooo it doesn't matter

@oooshafiqooo

Жыл бұрын

@@youdononeetokno wadehel

The style surprises me because Quagmire was born 1946

Quagmire's mom only slept with men with one syllable names.

That's tough

breaking bad

The most vulnerable person for your mom jokes

As someone who first letter of there name starts with an "i", im offended that he sang 2 "h" names. WE EXIST YOU TROGLODYTES

What's cool is there are 24 different names

@OtterPond

Жыл бұрын

24? I count 26

Didn't she have a fling with Stephen hawking too

@venom_spy437

Жыл бұрын

Is that joke really was in Family Guy?

Born nine times "that day" and I think it wasn't just that day... 😢

when I say my jaw was on the floor while I am watching is not a joke. This guy's life was just

H twice?

I like the Judge's response, "Sad story, but it doesn't justify your actions". How you grow up doesn't define your actions, it's the actions that speak louder. It's basically a "pity" play, and it's getting more frequent.

@mikecole1664

6 ай бұрын

How a person is raised has a HUGE influence on their life. Some are able to handle a dysfunctional upbringing better than others.

His problem started when he came out of Peg Bundy.

@user-vl8sw7kg7y

4 ай бұрын

Yes You are Correct Peggy was Always Horney

Who would want to push the baby out again..💀

omg😂😂😂

The alphabet is wrong because when Quagmire reached the letter U; he said “Oafe”.

@ryanreedgibson

Жыл бұрын

Yes, there is no way to change once posted.

I guess you could say he has 9 lives…

Hahahaha 🤣 that Quagmire.

Now I understand why Quagmire and his father have such different personalities or even is he ?

@Homophobic_racist_sexist

11 ай бұрын

based profile pic🗿

...she bought the dress...

Who else but quagmire 😂

@imnot9022

3 ай бұрын

Listen here kiddo, you are unexperienced within the realm of Family Guy. You clearly do not understand how the adult comedy world works. The fact that you would even comment "Quagmire", so non chalantly makes me realize you don't even know what you're talking about. I am a high achieved author who has wrote hundreds of adult comedy books so don't even think about commenting something as idiotic as that again.

His mom belongs to the Alphabetic

like mother like son

This is BS, Quagmire's mom may have been a sex craze person but Quagmire chose to be that way by his own will.

@quartzskull8772

Жыл бұрын

Trauma is a repeating cycle

@HeadsetHatGuy

Жыл бұрын

🤓

@ryanreedgibson

Жыл бұрын

Agreed. There is no excuse for what he did. Although dhe lied, as a guy you know. Walk away.

Quagmire abcs are catchy

“Art, Bob, Chet, Don, Ed, Frank, Gus, Hal, Herb, John, Ken, Lou, Matt, Ned, Ox, Pat, Quin, Ron, Sam, Tom, Oafe, Vic, Walter, Xavier, Yaz, and Zeke,” “Those are just some of the guys. There are lots of other guys,”

Shocker that Glenn and Brenda has the same bio parents

He still got the LMNOP quick lmao

If you listen closely, he did the alphabet wrong too 😂

They really went to 26 lmaoo

Normal babies: wah wah wah Quagmire: Ouagh ouagh ouagh

Walter & Gus both slept with his mom 😂

Goddammit... Even Gus And Walther Really Slept With Quagmire's Mom 😂😂😂😂

I've never seen this episode but obviously one of the greatest moments in family guy history🤣👏❤

“John ken”💀

I loved how both Stewie and Brian left after Quag told his story by going to Dairy Queen

That is new revelation of ABCD 😅

Quagmire has a bit of Rodney Dangerfield in him.

Like is genetic from mother and mother(previously father) to Glen.

Has anyone else ever wondered why Quagmire looks like an exaggerated deformed Bob Hope? I wonder what's the story behind that.

This is why I don’t believe that one time joke about Quagmire being 60. This flashback of kid Quagmire takes place in the 70s to 80s.

Oh I actually feel sorry for Quagmire, poor little thing.

Bro Quagmire said Walter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

There is no guy with "I".

His mom be sleeping with a Titan shifter too!

Finally....Walter and Gus were found peace

Little Quagmire was so smart he knew the names of 26 fathers

@91mrpogi

4 ай бұрын

Except that he did not know someone whose name starts with a letter I

I was born 9 times that day