the part where Brian tries to lie his way through being an avid reader is actually funnier then the actual Tucson scene.

@FuryanJedi13

3 жыл бұрын

Ironic that it was Peter who called him out on his bullshit.

@miggyda0967

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@db9944

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know why they ruined his character like that. He started off as legitimately smart, but then they made him pretend smart.

@BDL3035

3 жыл бұрын

@@db9944 Well, Brian is just Seth’s kinda-sorta self-insert, so it’s probably him coming out as an intellectual fraud

@justnoel4088

3 жыл бұрын

@@db9944 I guess they figured no point having a legitimate intellectual when you already have baby genius Stewie. But then again, the Stewie Brian adventures were when the character changes started with Brian going from most reasonable person in the family to pseudo Intellect douche and Stewie from malicious evil genius to gay flamboyant occasionally smart

I actually live near Tucson. This is totally accurate.

@miguelcastaneda7236

4 жыл бұрын

yup our wonder full air Force 1960s made a dump site 200 feet wide 1 mile long dumped old fue..l hydrolic fluid ..coolant..cleaning fluids..and duhh forgot it went into ground water everones well drinking water contaminated..ahh americas brightest and finest..friggin idiots.. those who didnt.know cancer..brain damage

@romancahill3503

4 жыл бұрын

Damn ! Hahaha ! 👍😄

@user-sg9mg6cn2c

4 жыл бұрын

Born and raised there, always felt the city itself looked trashy and uninteresting but the surrounding deserts and resorts are beautiful and worth the trip to see. I no longer live there, dumb city,that doesn't want to be a city.

@cirrusfox8052

4 жыл бұрын

@Jeremy Keister I don't know what Tuscon is or where....

@UrSammich

4 жыл бұрын

@@cirrusfox8052 Arizona, south of the state. Generally considered the "meh" area and most people prefer not to go there, generally to Scottsdale where the rich/educated are or Phoenix for the people in the middle. :/

I feel bad for Peter: Once in his life, he decided to educate himself, become a better man, and his family wanted him to be stupid, because it hurted Lois' ego.

@jayjay86443

3 жыл бұрын

And Brian's.

@bobbybaker1465

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t wanna read too into a show like family guy but I think it had less to do with Peter getting smarter but more to do with how he became a pretentious dick about it

@sjonnieplayfull5859

2 жыл бұрын

What if all the others went to Frisco as well?

@tbewin1z143

2 жыл бұрын

@Midnight Flare: hurted?

@BrilloBush

2 жыл бұрын

I felt a lot worse for him the moment the experimental gay gene wore off..

Tucson has a symphony orchestra, a ballet company, a theater company, and an opera. I attended all of them when I lived there. That said, there's also a lot of nut-punching.

@johnharrison6745

2 жыл бұрын

So, not really all that different from New York.....

@chupacabra3331

4 ай бұрын

Rather cosmopolitan…

@MoonLoonie69

4 ай бұрын

Do they play the classical “Ode to Deez Nuts”? 😂😂😂

@heavybre

3 ай бұрын

What did the orchestra play, The Nutcracker?

@patrickdoyle3525

3 ай бұрын

Tombstone Val Kilmer “a pair of urban sophisticates”

I love that cultured and erudite Peter still writes on bathroom walls.

@deez2037

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao FR

@Horzinicla

2 жыл бұрын

Peter seemed very verbose and erudite

@GothicElf68

2 жыл бұрын

@@Horzinicla I see what you did there.

@raze2809

2 жыл бұрын

@@Horzinicla he should play some Bookworm Adventures, its perfect for him.

@johnsmith-wi2cb

2 жыл бұрын

Pity a man in familiar places who yet feels like a stranger

Tucson born n raised loll I can confirm battleship is still in theaters :(

@skyounkin

4 жыл бұрын

It's a good movie.

@MilesLougheed

4 жыл бұрын

Probably takes the locals a couple viewings to understand it anyway.

@user-sg9mg6cn2c

4 жыл бұрын

Wow. Born and raised there in 1962 , haven't lived there in nearly 30 years. Nothing has changed. Tucson is a dumb city. As Peter said in a previous episode, Tucson, unnecessary.

@DreamfactoryZero

4 жыл бұрын

@@skyounkin You must be from Tucson.

@marcusm5305

4 жыл бұрын

Ty Noki right as i read read that peter said that 😂

The stealthiest joke this episode is that Peter became smart from visiting San Francisco and New York.

@DeanW56

3 жыл бұрын

@Suspended Unfairly Again Go to Robotmans Broken Arm You're Right about That👍

@adamdragontamer

3 жыл бұрын

Hi, I'm here to vouch for New York. Yes, we do have crazy drug addicts who scream randomly on the streets But, some of us are actually educated enough to enjoy a nice fulfilling life, whether we do stay in the city or not.

@cdjk28

3 жыл бұрын

@We Are Bad Boys Patrol Or a very angry taxi driver

@alacedodyssey

3 жыл бұрын

so he either became an asshole or a hipster?

@Fuzz1994tps

3 жыл бұрын

Saying San Francisco is “smart” is a hard sell, especially considering all the shit, homeless, and needles in the sidewalks and violence in Oakland (if you count Oakland as a part of SF)

Any time Brian is put in his place fills me with life

@TheMrfoxguy

Жыл бұрын

They shouldve left him dead let's be honest

@GodLevelGarou

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, but Lois and Quagmire are still a lot worse than he is though so technically you still hollow and dead inside. 🤷

@therealMrA

6 ай бұрын

Ironically, reading books denotes literacy, but not necessarily intelligence

@darkwarriormaster9644

3 ай бұрын

You and me both, pal

@CinosTheHedgehog2000

2 ай бұрын

Remember when he was meant to be the voice of reason for Peter & his best friend? Now he's just become insufferable

Lois made Peter stupid again so all the dumb stuff he does will be on her.

@chasgalaxy6721

4 жыл бұрын

God I hate Lois sometimes 😡

@GodLevelGarou

4 жыл бұрын

@@chasgalaxy6721 Same.

@CamSiv996

4 жыл бұрын

@@chasgalaxy6721 I think I know why she's still with his ass: she's an idiot like Peter.

@arrfffff7455

4 жыл бұрын

They did the same with homer

@destroyerblackdragon

4 жыл бұрын

@@arrfffff7455 Homer did it to himself. His family wanted him to stay smart but Homer found being smart was a curse.

Obviously one of the writers went to Arizona State...

@rooseveltbrentwood9654

4 жыл бұрын

shamrock32 They did indeed. Actually I think a few of the producers did lol

@miguelcastaneda7236

4 жыл бұрын

only collage you can get into with a below a 3.0..mom worked there custodial..many mayors..senators.. entertainers kids went there..puppy mill..everone graduates

@olivergarcia4259

4 жыл бұрын

Miguel Castaneda I got into a private college and I graduated top 90% in high school. I graduated marginally but my GPA must have been like 1.8.

@kylenguyen7371

4 жыл бұрын

@@rooseveltbrentwood9654 early cast/crew commentary from American Dad also confirms many of the writers were ASU or U of A Alumni.

@ranelgallardo7031

4 жыл бұрын

Kyle Nguyen I’m shocked Arizona has a lot of people working on Family Guy over New Englanders

"Pity a man in familiar places who yet feels like a stranger" - (smart) Peter Griffin

@qwertasdcfghjklmo24z

2 ай бұрын

r/iamverysmart

I've lived in Tucson for 8 years. This is shockingly accurate.

@theshamegame2787

2 жыл бұрын

Do tropical hippies say "aloha" and punch you in the nuts?

@kishascape

Ай бұрын

Try coming to northwest Arizona and it gets even stupider.

Funny thing is that the Walking Dead originated as a book. A comic book that is

@destroyerblackdragon

4 жыл бұрын

Comic books aren't smart.

@juanmanuelpenaloza9264

4 жыл бұрын

@@destroyerblackdragon says who?

@destroyerblackdragon

4 жыл бұрын

@@juanmanuelpenaloza9264 Double D from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

@solitudeguard5688

4 жыл бұрын

daleketchup a graphic novel

@riparoo9675

4 жыл бұрын

That's the joke. Walking Dead and New Girl were shows based off of books, but Peter kept picking similar but more intellectual novels. When asked about Game of Thrones though, he gave up and just picked Game of Thrones.

I just now realized that Brian said "Steve Gutenberg," as in the actor, and not Johannes Gutenberg, the creator of the printing press. The writing kinda switches between making Brian smart but pretentious, to an idiot pseudointellectual. Even an idiot would've just named a book they read in high school.

@Yassinius

3 жыл бұрын

Don't ya know? Brian never went to high school

@DD-cq6mm

3 жыл бұрын

@@Yassinius Didnt he graduate from Brown in the earlier seasons

@Yassinius

3 жыл бұрын

@@DD-cq6mm Could be, what I do know is that they made Brian a quasi-intellectual in the later seasons

@JoeHynes284

3 жыл бұрын

true, but didn't China have a printing press several centuries before?

@jonathancunningham4042

3 жыл бұрын

@@JoeHynes284 China had everything lol

Born in Tucson, glad to see my people finally getting their shine.

“Picking my desert boogers.” Basically sums up being in Arizona in the middle of the summer during allergy season 😒

@rubinortiz2311

3 жыл бұрын

When all we look forward to is the august monsoon

@atomictraveller

2 жыл бұрын

el con mall famously had grafitti on the back way out for decades 'moco seco' it might still even be there on 5th street

Ironically, Tucson hosts the 4th largest Book Festival in the country

@alexbaum2204

3 жыл бұрын

I went to UofA and took a jazz appreciation class one semester. Every week we had to do either one or two live jazz reviews. This was not as difficult as it sounded because there was always some kind of live jazz show going on there. I think I remember being told by our professor that the city at that time had the nation’s largest jazz society, beating out even New Orleans. I pretty much hated being a student there, but when I stepped away from campus life, parts of Tucson felt pretty cultured. Some incredible restaurants, a pretty good music scene, and a few bookstores that I loved. Beautiful town too. Of course, there were other parts that felt like the land time had forgotten. The Simpsons also used to poke fun at the town (Matt Groening graduated from UofA). Again, couldn’t stand being a student there, but I’ve never really understood why the town itself has been the butt of so many jokes.

@Robersora

3 жыл бұрын

overcompensating, I see

@theallknowingsause8940

3 жыл бұрын

I heard Dr Seuss is known as a tough read over there

@zcmini000

3 жыл бұрын

4th

@Robersora

3 жыл бұрын

@@zcmini000 or as Tucsonians tend to say, "4rd"

“OHHH I don’t even think it’s oak!”

@bluefire2918

3 жыл бұрын

But wait...... was it oak?

@givrally7634

3 жыл бұрын

@@bluefire2918 Most ancient bookshelves were indeed made of oak, but the color reminds me of ash or maybe a stained maple. Not an expert, though.

@RockyCarrJr

2 жыл бұрын

@@givrally7634 At first I looked at the consistency, which looks like birch. The color, though, as you noted, is likely that of maplewood or ash, or maybe even rosewood. Good eye

@raccoonraccoonraccoonracco7561

2 жыл бұрын

Walnut wood

@skeletonbuyingpealts7134

3 ай бұрын

I still think it's Ash

Everyones talking about Tucsan, but no one's talking about how going to NY and SF had the opposite effect rather than the same

@natek3701

3 жыл бұрын

Found the person living in some leeching shithole like alabama lmao

@andrewnavarro1185

3 жыл бұрын

@@natek3701 Yup. You can smell the backwater on that comment.

@natek3701

2 жыл бұрын

@Paul Tilley name one thing Alabama has produced in the world lmao. Red areas in the US is just farmland. Things that every country is the world has.

@sjonnieplayfull5859

2 жыл бұрын

@@natek3701 the sweet home Alabama meme...

@aprofessionalgamer5355

2 жыл бұрын

Huh, seems like southern superiority makes yanks mad.

Just a reminder Seth Macfarlane is doing ALL of those voices in that reading scene. Pretty incredible.

@unknowndagod7971

2 жыл бұрын

No shit Sherlock

Anadime: I need 2 nickles anadime.

@costa2k1

3 жыл бұрын

And that means?

@markbaker5599

3 жыл бұрын

@@costa2k1 2 nickles and a dime.

@costa2k1

3 жыл бұрын

@@markbaker5599 ah

@charlesvan13

3 жыл бұрын

Go back to Tucson.

@ShenDoodles

3 жыл бұрын

It's anodyne.

The exchange between Brian, Peter, and Stewie is made more funny knowing they are all voiced by the same person.

@MarkyTeriyaki

2 жыл бұрын

The voices in my head be like

@NazriB

2 жыл бұрын

Lies again? Opposite Nazri

@Zexter_369

Жыл бұрын

Long live Seth McFarlane!

@UnderWorldOfDarkness

Жыл бұрын

You're way too much into technical tidbit stuff

that Morgan Freeman joke caught me off guard 🤣🤣

I go between Tucson and Phoenix frequently. Tucson is only a 2 hour drive from Phoenix, but it may as well be a different planet sometimes. In Phoenix, the attitude of drivers is "I can go 20+ over the speed limit as long as I loosely follow all of the other rules" and in Tucson it's "I can run stop signs and red lights as long as I go as slowwwww as possible." There's literally a place on Valencia where jaywalkers lose car dodgeball all the time and get hit frequently. Gotta get that Eegees I guess.

@mikeyh0

2 ай бұрын

I was on Valencia on my way to the casino just the other day. The jaywalkers are getting faster.

@seliamila1005

Ай бұрын

meanwhile i live in indonesia and no one gives a fuck about traffic law lmao

1:33 “a child should sleep on his bed, not under it”.

@J8den

4 жыл бұрын

That hit deep

@lilyeezie2511

4 жыл бұрын

P Funk me at home

@AJRAGES22MUCH

4 жыл бұрын

@@lilyeezie2511 same

@Uncontrollable_Sphere

3 жыл бұрын

@@lilyeezie2511 bruh same

@valtheemokid4005

3 жыл бұрын

@@lilyeezie2511 Yo you ok?

“you have a really weird past” i love quagmires one liners ahah

@OMGtheykilledKenny42

3 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile Quagmire's Mother...

@stansman5461

3 жыл бұрын

@@OMGtheykilledKenny42 Exactly. I don't wanna hear that from someone born 9 times.

I'm from Mesa, AZ but I can confirm that Tucson is indeed like that.

Wow what Lois is such a supportive wife , making Peter dumb again cos she would “feel stupid 🥺”

@gm-te8nn

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like you just described most of the desperate housewives of this country.

I lived in Tucson for five years, this is accurate.

@Sandman3

4 жыл бұрын

I live an hour away

@trinidadiannerd

4 жыл бұрын

MikeRiderOOO is incest legal in tucson?

@MikeRiderOOO

3 жыл бұрын

Gon X killua Best yaoi couple Nope. Neither is making meth and consuming it inside of a RV. You will literally see that a lot.

@237g

3 жыл бұрын

5 years at uofa?

@MikeRiderOOO

3 жыл бұрын

@@237g Yeah.

This is basically Seth McFarlane talking to himself

@chasetv3346

4 жыл бұрын

Fr

@bethbaxter2891

3 жыл бұрын

Is he hiding the fact he has multiple personalities??

@ivanmegafanboy1981

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, that is why Family guy has such a smartass attitude. Is a self gratifying project.

@The_Jimplication

2 жыл бұрын

Well isn't it always? He voices like seventy percent of the characters.

@josuefairy

2 жыл бұрын

Dadded by Stan Smith kzread.info/dash/bejne/ho53z8SDp9zapM4.html

It’s hilarious to hear someone pronounce it “tuck-sawn”. Actually heard someone on NPR do that. They must live in Massachusetts.

I love how this bit just showed how pretentious Bryan is by pretending to be smart until someone exposed him

I love the one guy in the crowd who's gleefully punching himself in the nuts while everyone else is doing it in pairs. It's so anodyne.

@MrNeboff

3 жыл бұрын

Very anodyne .

@olliefoxx7165

3 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of a book the great Steven Guttenberg printed, "A collection of all things Anodyne".

@joseornelas1718

2 жыл бұрын

Uh. Yes in America punching nuts is mundane

@lawrencelewis2592

2 жыл бұрын

@@joseornelas1718 It's obviously a metaphysical innuendo. ( I have no idea what that means)

@Tom-yd1ur

2 жыл бұрын

A friend asked me what punching himself in the nuts means.

What’s funny is as someone who lives in Arizona. They aren’t wrong

@hotelchannel2824

4 жыл бұрын

I'm just glad Phoenix is nothing like that

@albertoavena

4 жыл бұрын

Sarah Kutz From Chandler here and this isn’t exactly wrong lol

@JorgeGarcia-lr3vk

4 жыл бұрын

Yup. This is an exact representation of what everyone in Tempe thinks of Tuscon

@timothylumala1494

4 жыл бұрын

I am from Scottsdale so I don’t really know what Tucson is like But I’m not gonna take the word of family guy for it

@rooseveltbrentwood9654

4 жыл бұрын

hotel channel if anything its worse.

0:56 « OOOH i don’t even think it’s oak » the way you could hear his smile is everything

“San Francisco and New York made Peter smart” same energy as “my dog ate my house”

“It was at the Tucson Philharmonic” 😂 I’m dying. As a classical musician, this one really tickled me

@Tmanaz480

3 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of Oscar Madison's insurance company: Lloyd's of Lubbock.

@TragoudistrosMPH

3 жыл бұрын

Where was your pun?!?!?! "tickled my keys" , "Ba dum tiss", give me something! | - :| *waiting* lol

@tenklukvetvyskrini3206

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yes indeed, you classical musicians know all the intelectual jokes

@MajinBuusni

2 жыл бұрын

@@tenklukvetvyskrini3206 only they can indeed relate to and comprehend such sly comedy

@starmorpheus

2 жыл бұрын

I hope this comment is you pretending to be Peter. Because if not...

Chris: I want to watch Game of Thrones! Peter: instead of Game of Thrones I would Read you......... *GAME OF THRONES*

@oscarredfearn3492

4 жыл бұрын

Read*

@switchplayer1016

4 жыл бұрын

But the book series is called A Song of Ice and Fire.

@nejitentenlee21

4 жыл бұрын

I didn’t see Jesus in this clip

@oscarredfearn3492

4 жыл бұрын

@@switchplayer1016 the first book is called Game of Thrones

@oscarredfearn3492

4 жыл бұрын

@@nejitentenlee21 epic

Thanks for having the mentioned clip tucked away in the back of this 5 minute clip. 😤

Im from Tucson. Joined the military 10 years ago and I expanded my mind. I am now embarrassed to say I am from Tucson. Education system there is failing us… all of my friends are aspiring cops or barbers, and that is their pinacle of success there..

@victorlopez6170

2 ай бұрын

Hahaha you got me there… I’m glad we’re on the same page.

@victorlopez6170

2 ай бұрын

@WillHarris-be6rc then you know!

"San Francisco and New York made Peter smart..." You can tell that Seth feels this way about not just Tucson, but anywhere that doesn't share a border with a beach.

@michaelbanaszak7775

3 жыл бұрын

Seth McFarlane is moving his way up the Ladder. He's probably on the 31st level, as we speak...

@omanhaddadtbh

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelbanaszak7775 Hmm but not the level yet where he has to fellatio the likes of Harvey Weinstein

@t.veritas884

3 жыл бұрын

Found the guy from Tucson. Try not to be too bitter, you won’t be able to enjoy battleship later tonight

@beowulf916

3 жыл бұрын

@@t.veritas884 Nothing to contribute, but then again insults are what people do when they have nothing useful to say. begone, troll

@t.veritas884

3 жыл бұрын

beowulf916 why is that your original comment is not considered an insult but mine is? You offered a criticism on a joke written by some writer on family guy. I am asserting that your bitter retort is stemming from the high probability that you are from Tucson, and I wouldn’t want your battleship viewing tonight to be tainted by the comment

Ooooo I don’t even think it’s Oak

One of my fav episodes 😂 welcome to Tucson lol

I can't have been the only one who thought this was about Peter going to Italy. But based on his reaction to visiting New York and San Francisco, if they had sent him to Tuscany, he would have come back as Dr. Manhattan.

@skahler

2 жыл бұрын

Ya if it'd been SF he wouldn't have farted at the doorstep it would've been into a glass

Brian is the type of person who can make someone that's into literature not be into literature.

@AnEnemySpy456

3 жыл бұрын

People like him want to be seen as cultured, but aren't willing to put in the effort to actually read books.

@douglasdavis8395

2 жыл бұрын

@@AnEnemySpy456 - He couldn't even fake out Lauren Conrad. "That's, 'Manet,' Brian."

@srbrant5391

2 жыл бұрын

He makes every political view I agree with sound _insufferable._ I hope he becomes the new Meg.

I learned a harsh lesson a long time ago, Brian: don’t lie about what you know. It’s beyond painful when someone calls you on your shit.

@jango7889

3 жыл бұрын

did you actually learn a lesson or are you just lying again

This is by far the best episode in the series

@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty

Жыл бұрын

No it's not, the best is Road to Germany, S7 E3

I live in Tucson, 30 years I've been here, this is so accurate you can't believe it. The clothes, the teeth, the laughing at pain, all of it. Shout out to the Gem and Minerals show!!

Anodyne-not likely to provoke dissent or offense; inoffensive, often deliberately so.

@wesleyjohnson2861

4 жыл бұрын

Example: This show has never known an anodyne joke.

@Johnny-cz2wv

4 жыл бұрын

When was FG ever really offensive? As in, people were actually offended, not just faux hurt on twitter but in real life?

@theguywithsomething8634

3 жыл бұрын

@@Johnny-cz2wv I mean, the jokes being racist/sexist/whatever else is the whole point. They are deliberately offensive. And by virtue of being deliberately offensive it's hard to actually be offended because that's the point of the joke. The problems come when it's offensive, but doesn't seem to recognise why, but that's usually not a problem.

What a way to be put on the map! I’ve been here 40 years and loving it. Nothing like the Old Pueblo Thank you.

@skahler

2 жыл бұрын

Knoxville's got on the map because wigs fell out of the Sunsphere lol That was back in '93 Those were the good ol days

@RedJezka

2 жыл бұрын

I moved to Tucson from Phoenix after visiting bc I liked it so much. Obviously not the best in terms of city planning, education or crime. But it has great food and music culture, easy access to hiking, and there's always some festival going on.

Lois should have taken Peter on a tour to Florida. *oof*

I’m convinced 90% of people who say they read books are like Brian in that scene. 😂

Its a fact. Most Tucsonans prefer South Park.

@haruhirogrimgar6047

3 жыл бұрын

Idk man Futurama is pretty popular for these types of shows.

@basedbattledroid3507

3 жыл бұрын

@@haruhirogrimgar6047 futurama is definitely better than both

@devincampbell5007

3 жыл бұрын

@@haruhirogrimgar6047 except Futurama ended

@upshitdownshit4200

3 жыл бұрын

@@devincampbell5007 A show ending after a decent run is a good thing, in this case Family Guy should of ended a long time ago

@gwiz6955

3 жыл бұрын

@@upshitdownshit4200 Then there's the Simpsons..

*’Ya know, an ancient tongue can be as titillating as a young one.’*

@LawandOrderCyraxxVictimsUnit

2 жыл бұрын

Giggity

Just what I needed on a Monday before going in to work.

The artwork they keep in the Tucson airport is actually phenomenal. Oh well lol

"bone inhalation" Talk about getting past the censors!

@Tom-yd1ur

2 жыл бұрын

The funniest line in the entire clip, and a euphemism I will remember to use in the future.

Alright, who in Tuscon gave one the writers a bad time?

@kaiserhundkek2531

4 жыл бұрын

iceshaver The entire town

@rayjramirez7025

4 жыл бұрын

Seth McFarlane was trying to film "million ways to die in the old west" and old tucson which is a cowboy movie set place said no cuz there dumbasses

@user-bo7bk1jw4f

4 жыл бұрын

rayj ramirez they’re

@rayjramirez7025

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-bo7bk1jw4f you must feel pretty damn good😂

@jadenoliveras717

3 жыл бұрын

@Swadian Knight 74% of Tucson is white

I came to Tucson on a bike trip and it couldn't be sure that the people are a little different

“Bone inhalation” 😂😂 Just too good.

“A friend asked me what anadime means.” 😂😂😂

@MrDiehardNoob

4 жыл бұрын

Anodyne

@boomznbladez405

4 жыл бұрын

Anodyne*

@victorrain

3 жыл бұрын

@Michael Cheritto Hey Slick, give him a break. He could have said, ‘Aloha’ and punched you in the balls.

@victorrain

3 жыл бұрын

@watergod 83 kzread.info/dash/bejne/h2l8xMpseKfLm7A.html

@bobayotte2940

3 жыл бұрын

@@victorrain that's where I was heading mmkay

The Morgan Freeman joke caught me off guard. I hurt myself laughing and my family wonders why I’m in hysterics on the toilet

@NotForLong

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get it.... can you explain it to me?

@NotForLong

3 жыл бұрын

is it due to the moles on his face?

@xXthevenomousXx

3 жыл бұрын

@@NotForLong Yes. Moles on face extrapolated to moles everywhere else.

I live in Mesa, AZ. This puts a huge smile on my face every time I watch it. 🤣 “When I drive through Tucson, I hold my nose closed the entire time.” -Danny White (Legendary NFL QB from Mesa, AZ)

2 words never before said in the same sentence: "Tucson Philharmonic"

0:35 stewie’s commentary is what makes this joke truly hilarious

That NPR bit always cracks me up

NPR Peter might be one of my favorite Family Guy jokes yet

Oh boy was awesome

Lois messed Peter up that way she can use his stupidity against him, as an excuse to cheat and do other bs things.

@rdone4932

4 жыл бұрын

That's how women work

@jefryt67

3 жыл бұрын

She made him fat and undesirable too

@rubendominguez5260

3 жыл бұрын

Lois is toxic af

@rhester02

3 жыл бұрын

0+

@wwehulk8798

3 жыл бұрын

@@rdone4932 No that's how anyone who's horrible and toxic ppl work. Nice try sexist bot

That William Shatner impression was actually really good 😂😂

Ive been to this city, this really sums it up

I’ve been living in Tucson my whole life, feeling like that one guy with average intelligence in Idiocracy. Are you telling me that’s just Tucson and not just how the world is?! Are you telling me that common sense is actually common somewhere in this country or even on this planet?!

@adawineect7872

2 жыл бұрын

No, the entire country is completely ignorant and Tucson isn't even the worst, in fact the definitive "most wilfully backwards" region of the u.s. is the Ozarks, but it's all hillbilly klan country and there's nothing funny about it

3:43 is what you're here for

@randomman099

4 жыл бұрын

@@sanketthakuriya5669 thanks

@tlahuicolexiii2844

4 жыл бұрын

Why thank you sir...lol

@TitusCastiglione1503

4 жыл бұрын

A true patriot

@Maw0

3 жыл бұрын

You legend.

@Tom-yd1ur

2 жыл бұрын

Aloha indeed

"Heads up guys, I farted on the doorstep but it's hot on my trail" 🤣

This was the best "Brian gets exposed" moment of the series

Laughed so hard when I saw this. The accuracy is on point.

I went to Tuscon once and now I watch Family Guy clips on KZread.

This is one hell of a set up for a Tucson joke.

“Pity a man in familiar places who yet feels like a stranger” Well said 👌

And it's still in theaters to this day

I was offended at first cause I live in Tuscon but I realized this was very accurate and corrected my emotions.

Battleship will never leave theatres in Tucson..ever.

Had to look this up after watching TMZ Tucson.😂

The guy who was punching himself in the groin was the funniest 😂

let me make some examples for u with anodyne. “He is anodyne to deal with unpleasant situations.” “He is an anodyne people”

@daleketchup7434

4 жыл бұрын

postmodern liberalist I don’t know what 8 of the words from the first sentence mean!

@spaceclaw1958

4 жыл бұрын

Congrats, now I have even LESS of an idea what that means.

@shanequinn7409

4 жыл бұрын

So is it it the opposite to activate

@kapitankapital6580

4 жыл бұрын

@@shanequinn7409 Kinda, anodyne means, in this context, harmless or soothing. The word originally was a term for a pain killer, and pain killing drugs more generally, in the 19th Century, and its meaning as an adjective reflects that. Imagine if somebody described a person or thing by comparing them to paracetamol.

@AlaskanGhost

4 жыл бұрын

"This aloe vera is sweet anodyne for these burns."

When he said that Battleship was still in Tuscon theaters I lost my shit.

@kidkique

2 жыл бұрын

yuck - did u find it??? 😳

I’ve been to Tucson and this is accurate. Wow 😆

I live in Tucson. All I can say is yes.

@rubinortiz2311

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe for south Tucson

"Ohhhhh I don't even think it's oak"

I was born and raised on the west side of Tucson and I actually love it I have no idea why everyone says it sucks

@cadenhester5169

3 жыл бұрын

And the heat....man it gets like 120 in summer

@yz347

3 жыл бұрын

@@cadenhester5169 the hottest in recent history was 117 in 1990

@jukeboxhero1649

3 жыл бұрын

It's like Rubber Johnny there. Watch Rubber Johnny and you got Tucson

@Alan-gi2ku

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnperic6860 You mean the Santa Cruz river that runs north-south?

@LegalShield3000

2 жыл бұрын

Visited Tucson, thought it was fine. Nice medium sized city. Phoenix is available if you want more.

Well it is true that Tucson is largely democrats, so this makes sense.

Legend has it, Battleship is still in theaters there to this day.

Stewie doing Shatner singing Rocket Man may be the deepest cut on the Internet.

@sirbacon761

3 жыл бұрын

I was looking to see if anyone else noticed this.

Lois learned a very valuable lesson. You should never change people for who they are.

@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty

Жыл бұрын

Unless they're an idiot redneck who won't change their traditional values. In that case, you are obligated to change their views by force.

"This is daytime television at its most anodyne"

As a Tucson resident I’m happy that I was represented accurately in this. 🐻⬇️

My friend said coming from Tucson all the targets had to close down because it was too expensive so nobody shopped there. They just kept going to walmart

I liked how he went Then I'll just read to you "Game of thrones"

The Rocket Man spoken word at the end is amazing

I went to Tuscon once and it was just like that