"Mom, Can we learn Russian...?" "No: There is Russian at home." *Тнэ Яцззюп дт номё*

@67hutch

3 жыл бұрын

HAHA

@Santoz-wo3bs

3 жыл бұрын

Tne yatszzyup dt nomyo

@roskcity

3 жыл бұрын

I could read that before I knew cyrillic, now I can't.

@affelolxd7314

3 жыл бұрын

Xaxa

@chevycaprice87

3 жыл бұрын

@@Santoz-wo3bs Hey, yatszzyp!

Therapist: Doidld Tyatsmr isn't real he can't hurt you Doidld Tyatsmr:

@nob2243

3 жыл бұрын

Doidld Tyatsmr: _(makes hand gestures)_ I have the best name in the world, believe me, the easiest to pronounce, and the nicknames I give to people are also the greatest, no one gives such clever nicknames as me, and we're gonna make Cyrillic script great again

@AlyphRat

3 жыл бұрын

Tyatsmir lowkey looks like a surname of a Soviet Boomer or some shit

@Notmyname1593

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, Tyatsmr sounds like some Tartar badass to me. For those who don`t know who Tartars are, they live(d) between Crimea and the Urals.

@19ThreeLions97

3 жыл бұрын

I'm about dying bc of this lmao

@randomt-9034

3 жыл бұрын

Even if I am not Russian, the thumbnail prompts my brain cells to commit neckrope.

Before I learned Cyrillic: oh that’s cool they put Russian letter instead of Latin letters. After I learned Cyrillic: that’s cringe

@trufflefur

3 жыл бұрын

totally

@Asptuber

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed. Do you know what is even more cringe? Adults who have somehow learned that _some_ cyrillic letters are the same as latin letters, and then just assume all letters that look the same ARE the same. This is how people end up believing a restaurant in Russian is called a pectopah, pronounced "pekh-to-pahh".

@fairsparrow871

3 жыл бұрын

@@Asptuber LOL

@pozloadescobar

3 жыл бұрын

@@Asptuber Guess it's a Dunning-Kruger thing. Those with a little knowledge are way more confident than those with none at all

@thinginground5179

2 жыл бұрын

I can never go back… I’m enlightened now..

"This is a Ukrainian letter, that one is Serbian, this one is, I don't even know what the fuck that is". I'm dying.

@yinghannong

Ай бұрын

It's called an Abkhazian Te

Russian: *has the letter A in its alphabet* English people: "oh look at this Д"

@Javlafan

3 жыл бұрын

Finally somebody noticed!

@leokolev3695

3 жыл бұрын

Двсоlцтеlу

@sheteeh8922

3 жыл бұрын

D

@bazil4146

3 жыл бұрын

It makes it more Russian

@ani_n01

3 жыл бұрын

@@leokolev3695 dvsoicteiu to you too!

The real OG here is KoЯn. I unironically read their name as Koyan for years...

@Tycini1

3 жыл бұрын

I think that's not faux cyryllic but just a childlike backwards r...

@Tycini1

3 жыл бұрын

@@valeriavagapova What does Koyan mean?

@jengsheng3588

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tycini1 nothing

@Tycini1

3 жыл бұрын

@@jengsheng3588 Cool, thanks

@MegaCody105

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tycini1 in kazakh koyan means goat

I mean if ur bilingual and someone uses your letters in an ”ÅẽŠtHéTīÇ” username ur just half dying on the inside because Just no

@decla00

3 жыл бұрын

Uuetceze

@LIGHT-tq5un

3 жыл бұрын

ت

@user-jd2px3ze5x

3 жыл бұрын

💝аеsтнетiс💝

@tfn212

3 жыл бұрын

/ɔːɛ̃ˈʂθetiːt͡ʃ/

@iagreewithyoubut4110

3 жыл бұрын

استاتيک

I feel part øf yøur pain, I am Danish and when pop culture tries to make something danish they just slap æ ø å in at random places, it is fun but kind of fries some code in your brain when you read it.

@Hand-in-Shot_Productions

2 жыл бұрын

I am not Danish (I am from the US), but I can see why it is confusing for Danes and other Nordic people! I don't know much Danish, but here are the letters, from what I could tell. Ø ø: equivalent to an "oe" sound in English, and also to the word "island". In other words, your sardonic opening to your comment is "I feel part oef yoeur pain". Æ æ: equivalent to an "eh" sound in English, as in "mediæval" (as the contemporary spelling of the time is) and not, as some people may think, the "ae" in "aeroplane". Å å: equivalent to "aa", like the "au" in "Paul". In other words, an English-speaker that uses Ø for the English "oh" (unless it is "oe"), Æ for "ae" (as in "aeroplane"), or Å for the English A is getting their alphabets wrong! And that's not to mention all of those people whö püt the ümläüt över rändöm English vöwels tö evöke ä Germänic feel while nöt mäking sense tö än äctüäl Germän! Or, to transcribe the German's confused grunts into the English alphabet (with aid from the Danish æ used correctly), those "whoo poot the oomlet oover rændoom English voowels too evooke æ Germænic feel while noot mæking sense too æn æctooæl Germæn"!

@Hand-in-Shot_Productions

2 жыл бұрын

@UCYk7342JvhaER52i2YWVDiA Thanks! I have edited my first reply accordingly!

@dvv18

2 жыл бұрын

@@Hand-in-Shot_Productions Brits: Motörhead Russians: Мотёрхед (motyorhed)

@larescompitales4736

2 жыл бұрын

At least they spelled that Danish ice cream correctly: häagen-dazs

@Sohave

2 жыл бұрын

@@larescompitales4736 Hahaha :-) You know the story about that brand name? Also we dont use the "ä" we use "å" one big dot over the "a", because we are a humble people, law of Jante lol.

Russian: literally already has the letter A Faux Cyrillic: Д

@adamlifevictor5772

3 жыл бұрын

D

@kilist174

3 жыл бұрын

Анус лол

@QWERTY-gp8fd

3 жыл бұрын

@@kilist174 нуб энглиш

@kilist174

3 жыл бұрын

@@QWERTY-gp8fd actually I was born and raised and still live in Germany but my parents and ancestors are partially from German, Russian, I think Ukrainian and Serbian background and learned the Cyrillic alphabet from my mom but don’t speak Russian as good compared to when I was as small child in and don’t know anything about grammar

@QWERTY-gp8fd

3 жыл бұрын

@@kilist174 u literally used "anus lol" in cyrillic. hence i replied with "noob english". russian knowledge dont matter in cyrillic. im mongolian myself and i dont know russian but i can recognize most language written in cyrillic. u need to stop treating russian=cyrillic .

NFKRZ: reading fake Russian The demon he just summoned: ಠಿ_ಠ

@diamondofficial758

3 жыл бұрын

ha ha

@nubo3517

3 жыл бұрын

ha ha

@rcpwProductions

3 жыл бұрын

ha ha

@AntsaXD

3 жыл бұрын

ha ha

@hamluk_

3 жыл бұрын

ha ha

As an American who can read Cyrillic, One of my favorite things to do when I read faux Cyrillic is pronounce it as if it was actual Cyrillic.

I love when they try to write "cold war" in faux Cyrillic because it's literally "sold waya"

@carultch

2 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't it say "Sold Shaya"?

@markmayonnaise1163

2 жыл бұрын

@@carultch sold shdya

@F_A_F123

Жыл бұрын

@@carultch w is too different from "ш"

@Erix442

Жыл бұрын

**Shold waya*

@TorontoPopulistConservative

Жыл бұрын

@@Erix442 *Sold Shaya

When you're Russian, but you're called Roman, and not Cyrillic...

@CRUASSANFAN

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@wanderingstar3308

3 жыл бұрын

You mean Яoмaи

@Aeduo

3 жыл бұрын

@@wanderingstar3308 Yaomai

@ghkkggg1904

3 жыл бұрын

@@Aeduo That sound like a chinese name

@jaegeroo

3 жыл бұрын

Funny thing cyrillic was named after a person named Kirill, still a very common name

They so the same in Greek. Drake made a song called "Greece" and on the thumbnail he wrote: GRΞΞCΞ and it hurts my brain because its pronounced : GRKSKSCKS...

@wisemankugelmemicus1701

3 жыл бұрын

E girl drake E girl drake

@fatkiller1000

3 жыл бұрын

Συνονόματοι είμαστε.

@nigeobm4595

3 жыл бұрын

Xena: Kalimera, kalispera, kalistarhidiamas...

@tassoss13

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing

@parapanofff

3 жыл бұрын

I'm Russian and I when I visited Greece, I posted a photo with a following caption: HΣΣLS TΩUCH THΞ GRΩUND, WHΞN SLΔVS SQUΔT ΔRΩUND So I am terribly sorry, I am guilty as well

I'm Japanese and I relate to this SO FUCKING MUCH. Especially the Fake "Japanese Font". It's so unreadable that it can be turned into a fun fucking buzzer quiz. And one time my cousin (On my non-Japanese side) told me to read unintelligible crap, which turned out to be my name with the keyboard "translation" thing you mentioned. There are a shit ton of toys with gibberish. I can relate to this harder because I can read cyrillic. Also I understand the fake PPAP because we have っ which is a strong symbol so っっんっ would be like saying "N" but instead you're trying to take a shit but your poo is harder than diamonds

@andro7862

Жыл бұрын

Ah yes, “tsu tsu n tsu”, my favourite song.

@akeem2983

7 ай бұрын

@@andro7862 it's not tsu...

@ketchup901

5 ай бұрын

@@akeem2983It's small tsu although it's not pronounced like tsu

@akeem2983

5 ай бұрын

@@ketchup901 I didn't knew that っ is sometimes named "small tsu"

@ketchup901

5 ай бұрын

@@akeem2983 It almost always called that. 小さいつ in Japanese.

i'm not even fluent in russian but this also drives me insane! one side of my brain knows it's supposed to be read as regular alphabet but the other side of it keep telling me to read it in cyrillic. it's a nonstop fight 🤣

When you can read cyrilic but latin is your main so you relate to both sides.

@aureavita8653

3 жыл бұрын

i can read in alot of scripts and godamn is broken russian cyrillic breaking my psychology

@granDoktor

3 жыл бұрын

@Zero Eight šta има ?

@nolanmccrary3832

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh same, it makes me think, why, just why

@markonehazard

3 жыл бұрын

To znaju svi, Нормално

@abesto4576

3 жыл бұрын

Right?

I'm Bulgarian an I totally agree with you... Фак дис шит мен 🇧🇬 🇷🇺

@Ivan-hb3co

3 жыл бұрын

👏👏👏 ИО ВULLУ ШЕ АLL FЯIЕИDS НЕЯЕ

@MrAronymous

3 жыл бұрын

qpak anc wnt meh.

@user-nu5dk8ww7l

3 жыл бұрын

Стрейт ап

@red2theelectricboogaloo961

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ivan-hb3co yo vullu she all fyaieids neyae

@southerntenacityfilms2051

3 жыл бұрын

Fak dis shit men😂

The “Ashf Lshtshfum” part makes me laugh every time!

Person: So how do you spell Trump in the Cyrillic alphabet? Russians: Трумп. Americans: ТЯЦМР because it looks cool!

@FrancisLitanofficialJAPINOY

3 жыл бұрын

DOIDLD TYATSMR HOTEL AND CASINO

@user-hq5fn6yv2v

3 жыл бұрын

Трумп looks really cursed too. It's if like someone misspelled труп which means corpse. "U" in Trump is close to Russian А, so it's spelled Трамп.

@_0_restart_0_

3 жыл бұрын

Better yet... ТРДМР

@transgenderhera

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Zyphon! Didn't expect to see you here!

@ploopy5235

3 жыл бұрын

@@_0_restart_0_ Trdmp?

Me to my Russian mom: What are you watching on Netflix? Her: "Dayak". Me: What? Her: "Dayak". I look at the screen and see they flipped the R in DARK.

@majorschlemihl4550

3 жыл бұрын

lol, you made my day!

@ohseespolice7419

3 жыл бұрын

Found the gizz fan

@ohseespolice7419

3 жыл бұрын

DESTROY

@ohseespolice7419

3 жыл бұрын

OSEES POLICE HERE

@ragcatdoll

3 жыл бұрын

@@ohseespolice7419 XD

My favorite: ßadass ß is a hard S Sound

@Sickcrazyneet

3 жыл бұрын

Sadass

@bayern1445

3 жыл бұрын

Im going to cry im german

@JohnDoesSports

3 жыл бұрын

@@bayern1445 *Crieß in German*

@bayern1445

3 жыл бұрын

@@JohnDoesSports ;~;

@Banom7a

3 жыл бұрын

like Scheiße

I got bored one day and taught myself to read the Cyrillic alphabet. I know almost no actual Russian, but there are a whole lot of names and similar words to those in other languages which are easily understood. So you get a whole lot of lifelong benefit from something that can be learnt in an hour or so.

Hey, fellow Norwegian i feel ya. They found our letter Ø and are using it as a fancy O Ø is pronounced like the sound of "ae" in earth. So twenty øne pilots is: twenty (ae)ne pilots Stop appropriating our letters lol

@incrediblesultan8169

3 жыл бұрын

Okæ :)

@Javlafan

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, ø makes the same sound as ö in most Germanic and some Finno-Ugric languages (like Estonian, Finnish or Hungarian). I really hope that nobody discovers the Estonian letter õ.

@hung-upear2659

3 жыл бұрын

@@Javlafan dämn cõld weäther xd

@buccaschie

3 жыл бұрын

Økay

@snacksy7754

3 жыл бұрын

@@buccaschie 😭

not gonna lie, the McRoyal in russian McDonalds is kinda funny since royal is literally spelled "РОЯЛ", a true gamer moment

@yowaddup5649

3 жыл бұрын

Ahhh so that's what the "porn burger" was on Roman's bootleg fastfood chains video

@fentistan

3 жыл бұрын

poggers

@biigg22

3 жыл бұрын

Shut up reddit child.

@biigg22

3 жыл бұрын

@@fentistan shut up reddit child.

@TransistorLSD

3 жыл бұрын

@@biigg22 ok boomer

I learned to read Cyrillic eight years ago, and my life was ruined forever. Once you see it, you can't un-see it.

@DacLMK

2 жыл бұрын

In my case is that I grew up with Cyrillic (I'm from N.Macedonia, the birthplace of Cyrillic (although that statement is controversial to say, but geographically it's correct))

@ralkapisalka

2 жыл бұрын

@@DacLMK it's not, Cyrillic originated from Bulgaria :)

@DacLMK

2 жыл бұрын

@@ralkapisalka Note: Geographically. Where's Ohrid today? In Macedonia.

@zaidmaaita3759

7 ай бұрын

It never mattered to me, I've been seeing real Cyrillic ever since i was a little kid, and some letters immediately looked similar to latin without even seeing fake Cyrillic, and I've learned Cyrillic letters in the beginning of 2023 and I still can't believe I'm able to read it 100% fluently, one side of my brain tells me that I'm supposed to read it in Cyrillic and the other side keeps telling me to read it in latin, it's an endless fight.

@argon11212

6 ай бұрын

​@@DacLMKMacedonia is a greek word , and Macedonia is greek

When I saw: ВОЯДТ I was like what the f is "Vojadt"

We need more videos like this, you're actually teaching me a lot right now

Yeah I hate those because I can read Cyrillic.

@Nugcon

3 жыл бұрын

I wish i can these are funny af

@ahrtoorka

3 жыл бұрын

yup

@b0ltun0

3 жыл бұрын

theyre cringe lmfao, im learing russian and it freaks me out

@marcinkrz3140

3 жыл бұрын

I started learning language Russian around month ago and i can tell that learning Cyrillic isn't even that hard just takes a while to start correctly reading letters that look smiler to those in Latin alphabet but have different meaning like "B" (w) or "N" (i)

@FireKraftStudios

3 жыл бұрын

same here it always confuses the hell out of me

When you want a Russian aesthetic but not put in the effort to learn the language.

@nightyonetwothree

3 жыл бұрын

funny thing is you even dont need to learn it, only an alphabet. So a hour or two and you will be able to read.

@Chiboza

3 жыл бұрын

Most of the Russians can't read Latin so it's not strange when they mess up their signs. Haha, look how they write CocaCola

@Brakvash

3 жыл бұрын

Correction: When you want a Russian aesthetic but 99% of your costumers don't read cyrillic/speak Russian. It's quite simple really.

@diesirae8954

3 жыл бұрын

@@Chiboza Кока кола

@iamaidanreed7910

3 жыл бұрын

Уеан вго

As a Russian learner, this gives me an aneurism whenever I try to read stuff like this

As a Russian and English speaker, this is extra hilarious! Thank you so much for making this!!

It also happens with fake Greek letters in Hollywood movies, they are using the wrong letters for letters in Latin that we share, like E is E but they write it as Σ which is S, or they use Λ, which is L, for A even though we have the exact same letter

@MrLiquar

3 жыл бұрын

It's a real cringe for me

@WillStrop2008

3 жыл бұрын

How often is Greek Week written as Grisk Wisk for that reason? ("GRΣΣK WΣΣK" Would be pronounced "Grisk Wisk"). The "A" in the Kia (or rather, KIΛ) is ominously rendered as a Λ in the logo. A car with a mediocre crash test rating would thus be ominously read as "kill," for anyone that knows the Greek Alphabet. Anyway, you know the Greek Alphabet. Did you by any chance join a Society? I'm an AΦΩ (Alumni Brother).

@nikostsirogiannis7689

3 жыл бұрын

@@WillStrop2008 We don't have societies in Greek Universities, that's an American thing only lol

@giorgosangelis8505

3 жыл бұрын

@@nikostsirogiannis7689 Εμείς έχουμε την ΔΑΠ χαχαχαχα

@ionconst6851

3 жыл бұрын

This is so annoying, in revenge I always pronounce things like that appropriately - VENEZIL

ТЯЦМР Exists Americans: Trump! Russians: *_t y a t s m r_*

@FrancisLitanofficialJAPINOY

3 жыл бұрын

БЕА ТЯЦМР БИНЕНЕ

@hawknocturne

3 жыл бұрын

D O I D L D T Y A T S M R

@usersankyu

3 жыл бұрын

Strangely enough, i can see someone use t y a t s m r as their asmr channel name

@creamydistortion

3 жыл бұрын

Шн!те И!ббзя

@doidldtyatsmr5306

3 жыл бұрын

Hello!

It's nice to see another video on your channel where you're just having fun. This was hilarious!

I've been thinking about the Borat logo ever since I learned Cyrillic and I can't unsee how nonsense and stupid it is. Why didn't they just put "Бorat" instead. It would actually make some sense that way and still have that look they were going for

@NullAmbition

2 ай бұрын

Nah, BORDT.

Finally someone who addresses this issue! It has been annoying me for years.

@verynice.mp4613

3 жыл бұрын

Im not russian but snice i can read Cyrillic its quit annoying

@sergei0t

3 жыл бұрын

Ок му Fгіенd

@Ivan-hb3co

3 жыл бұрын

ШЕ АЯЕ НЕЯЕ FОЯ УОЦ

@verynice.mp4613

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ivan-hb3co im 12 and this is funny

@ebinnisti1769

3 жыл бұрын

Дзнтяау тяце

It’s also rlly odd that people keep putting communist or soviet imagery in pictures with Trump and Putin. Like, these guys are about as Left-wing as hedge fund managers lol

@panzerlowe3053

3 жыл бұрын

I mean Putin is authoritarian so he got some thing in common with Stalin, saying this is a Russia

@noop9k

3 жыл бұрын

Stalin was a fascist and Putin is a fascist. So? The red stars are not a symbol of marxism, they are a symbol of a totalitarian fascist empire. That is still there, even if weakened. If you actually know real USSR history(not propaganda shit they teach in Russian schools), could see for example that emigrants were mocking Stalin for his attempts to resurrect Russian imperialist nationalism. The same thing Putin does and mocked for.

@noop9k

3 жыл бұрын

Also, for a slav your modern concepts of left-wing and right-wing are laughable. Everybody from exUSSR and east europe sees your political struggles as a clown circus.

@panzerlowe3053

3 жыл бұрын

@@noop9k yep current Russian government is fascist for sure, like Putin got his own SS alike units called Россгвардия(Russiaguard) it’s like a military/police units patrolling cities with AKs and beating the shit of of people who visit peace demonstrations

@panzerlowe3053

3 жыл бұрын

@@noop9k and the whole Crimea move is the same that Hitler did to Austria in 1938

This was super interesting. I knew nothing about this. Thank you for your interesting and funny episodes.

This is my favorite video. Your pain is so connecting

Let's not forget when друг was written as "APYR"

@FrancisLitanofficialJAPINOY

3 жыл бұрын

DRUG ?

@norahr868

3 жыл бұрын

@@FrancisLitanofficialJAPINOY no, friend :)

@Gondzhishk

3 жыл бұрын

Friend

@Alexgaby15Channel

3 жыл бұрын

APYR is ok, but I hate when people used Droog instead of Drug

@SweatyFeetGirl

3 жыл бұрын

@@Alexgaby15Channel Droog is the way you pronounce it though

Me: Mom can we have Donald Trump? Mom: No, we have Donald Trump at home. Donald Trump at home: *Doidld Tyatsmr*

@adamlifevictor5772

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@bruhmoment-wq5cy

3 жыл бұрын

*_doidld tyatsmr_* is cursed

@Nikioko

2 жыл бұрын

фэйк Нюс!

10:01 encountered some people having a conversation in faux-roman in a game server many years ago and was convinced they were using some sort of code

Your videos are inspiring to me. I Like seeing how things are in your country.

Yeah, fake Russian text is so dumb. Вы вообще шарите что тут написано? Cyrillic itself looks awesome, to be honest.

@potatosbed4392

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh why are you speaking Russian i use default settings

@floris9802

3 жыл бұрын

Make a spinoff vid how i will become famous in a few years.

@John-qb8wh

3 жыл бұрын

Конечно, жаль что некоторые люди когда видят славянские языки они сразу думают "русский" но язык может быть украинский или македонский или сербский, хрень может даже быть монгольский

@blablablaj

3 жыл бұрын

noo, i always found cyrillic pretty cringe. and I rather mean why must russian font look that funny. I can never take my parents russian papers seriously bc the font looks so weird

@Jacklevics

3 жыл бұрын

@@blablablaj Do you mean Cyrillic cursive then for writing?

I’m starting learning Russian and can barely read Cyrillic yet. But when I read «Воядт» on the thumbnail, I was genuinely thinking: who the hell is Vojadt?😂

@Notmyname1593

3 жыл бұрын

It`s Vasjas brother.

@RedefinedReality

3 жыл бұрын

Same i'm also trying to learn Russian too, but i already know the Cyrillic alphabet. Well good luck to you

@MrGSilver

3 жыл бұрын

@@RedefinedReality Thanks!

@aleksbb2537

3 жыл бұрын

Слава Украине, героям слава

@TheArklyte

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, don't leave me hanging, what's Воядт?

I feel you, I taught myself some Russian and Ukranian. This started bothering me as soon as I was able to read kyrillic somewhat 🤣 Just like some "can't unsee" effect

This vid had me laughing soooooo hard!!!!!! It’s been a rough couple of days, so thank you Roman!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"I'm sorry my keyboard is a little dirty" *shows completely gray keyboard*

@Krumanionec

3 жыл бұрын

And I thought mine was dirty

@Nedla

3 жыл бұрын

He needs to clean that asap.

This was so funny. Cracked up hard at every "Doidld Tyatsmr"

@philmstud2k

3 жыл бұрын

What's even funnier is that it sounds like a genuine Slavic name.

@Nikioko

2 жыл бұрын

фэйк Нюс!

@mrtrollnator123

Жыл бұрын

​@@Nikioko fake news!

A bit like when you hear about some guy proudly showing off his Chinese character tattoo, only to realize it say's, "chicken noodle soup" or something. Gold!

This is one of your funniest video you've ever made! I love it!

letter at 6:24 is from an old orthography of the Chuvash language, until 1910. makes a sound similar to ль

@CosmicDalmatian

3 жыл бұрын

Same as letter S No, not Latin letter S, but Cyrillic letter S, and its pronounced as "dz" I think only Poles have it nowadays

@idkwelp1082

3 жыл бұрын

@@CosmicDalmatian polish dont use cyrillic

@granDoktor

3 жыл бұрын

@@CosmicDalmatian wait if it's a reversed S in cyrillic alphabet then I think the Macedonians have it. Not sure tho what sound you mean by "dz" exactly. If you meant like the "j" is pronounced in "joke" then it's not.

@CosmicDalmatian

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrmojorisin8838 I said about sound dz

@CosmicDalmatian

3 жыл бұрын

@@granDoktor no, I meant for example in a Polish word for bell "dzwon"

i felt this as a greek omg, theres a greek restaurant near me called ΤΛVΣRΝΔ- that sounds like 'tlvsrnd' and its meant to say taverna

@Tycini1

3 жыл бұрын

ΤΑ?ΕΡΝΑ What do you guys use to replace the "V"?

@igvc1876

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tycini1 B

@Tycini1

3 жыл бұрын

@@igvc1876 In Greek? Are you sure?

@igvc1876

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tycini1 yeah, letter is pronounced "vita"

@Tycini1

3 жыл бұрын

@@igvc1876 Isn't it "beta"?

Hysterical, one of your funniest videos!

Oh so glad to find someone ranting about this!! I will never forget the stall at a London market selling Balkan food called VDLKDI (yeah it said ВДLKДИ)

@NullAmbition

2 ай бұрын

That's hilarious.

As someone who can read Cyrillic, this was a massacre in my brain. I can never now read Cyrillic that is meant to be in English context.

@miguelvina7188

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@RecentTabEnthusiast

3 жыл бұрын

Cyrillic??!! More like S U R I L L I S

@sofasniperman

Жыл бұрын

Да, тоже

Imagine if there was an entire country out there that spoke Hollywood movie Russian and used faux cyrillic script.

@sjuvanet

3 жыл бұрын

nah, but i can fasho imagine a small city in some southern state of u.s. having a weird traditional connection to faux cyrillic

@skifcha.

3 жыл бұрын

There is Serbia

@trollinggamingcommunity4067

3 жыл бұрын

@@skifcha. Whats wrong with Serbian?

@skifcha.

3 жыл бұрын

@@trollinggamingcommunity4067 nothing, they just use cyrillic and latin symbols at the same time

@imacds

3 жыл бұрын

That is literally Borat's Kazakhstan.

This is one of your best videos I’ve seen. Definitely a glimpse of who you are.

I'm a Finnish guy who studied Russian in middle school. This hurt my brain just as much as Roman's. For many of those texts, I couldn't figure out what the Latin basis even was.

@tiihtu2507

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know Russian but I can sort of read Cyrillic alphabet. Definitely hurts my brain. 😫

@maple494

3 жыл бұрын

en itekkää pysty lukee tota ku sekottuu noi kaks ja sit aivot menee ihan solmuun

@djordjerasic7482

3 жыл бұрын

I believe its the same for everyone who can reas cyrillic

@KateeAngel

3 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile Finnish: äääääää!!!! ööööö!!!

@volactic5240

2 жыл бұрын

Мы будем это так больно

I can't be sure whether Roman's actually reading these or just having a bunch of strokes. Edit: I tried reading the Russian words typed with English characters and I sounded like a fuckin' Sim.

@comradepolarbear6920

3 жыл бұрын

What romans

@AxxLAfriku

3 жыл бұрын

I could cry when looking at my like dislike ratio. I have so many jealous people that my videos always get way more dislikes than likes. Please don't be jealous, dear tj

@decanusservius9180

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku ....huh?

@egorbasist9532

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, he is actualy reading this)

@My_Old_YT_Account

3 жыл бұрын

@@decanusservius9180 he's a spammer, just report him

7:47 Thank you Roman!

I would be able to tell the ID card was wrong but the reason why I had no idea lol. That's a great catch. Great video I'm still laughing at the pronounciations.

UPDATE: I am fixing few things, at the request of the commenters, to avoid further confusions. 6:33 I will clear up few things... Non-Slavic languages: - Ӊ is Kildin Sami's letter, which I didn't know before, I had to search it up - Ѝ is a variation of И(i), but is not used anywhere officially as a separate letter - Ԡ is not Serbian, although it looks similar to Serbian Љ(ly), it was used in Abkhaz language in the past - Ҭ is again in the Abkhaz language, it is a variation of T(t) - Ԑ is used in Enets and Khanty languages, it is also similar to small Greek ε - Ҫ is a variation of C(s) used in Bashkir and Chuvash languages - Ұ is Kazakh letter, it is a variation of letter Ү(ü) - Ң is used in many languages, some of them are Tatar, Kazakh and Kyrgyz, it is a variation of letter H(n) - Ҥ is used in Altaj language, it is a variation of letter H(n) Slavic languages: - S(dz) and Љ(ly) is used in Macedonian language (although some might consider Macedonian a Bulgarian dialect, such issue wasn't globally solved yet) - Ш(sh), Д(d), Ф(f), Ц(ts), Ч(ch) and П(p) is used in all Slavic languages, that are using Cyrillic as their writing script - Й(y) and Я(ya) is used in Russian, Ukrainian, Belarusian and Bulgarian - Э(e) is used in Russian and Belarusian - I(i) is used in Ukrainian and Belarusian - Ï(yi) is used in Ukrainian - Є(ye) is in Ukrainian and it is identical to a Russian E, in terms of sound - Џ(dzh, j) is a letter of Macedonian and Serbian language (although some might consider Macedonian a Bulgarian dialect, such issue wasn't globally solved yet) Bullshit: - D, G, L and V are not Cyrillic letters, just Latin, although the creator of the meme could have been more creative and use old Slavic Ѵ instead of a classic V I will not cover Slavic languages that use Latin script entirely, since it is pointless, as this video discusses the "fake Russian" that uses mostly Cyrillic script to make it appear Russian. Also note that I react to a specific part of the video (6:33) and I covered already all Latin letters that appeared in that example.

@carick235

3 жыл бұрын

Yes you did a good job, i can confirm it as Serbian for Љ (LJ) and Џ (DŽ). Although we also have Њ (NJ), Ћ (Ć) and Ђ (Đ). There u have it in both Serbian cyrillic and latin, we are the only European language where latin/cyrillic are equal and everyone use both whenever they like without any restrictions, but without mixing them up like in this vid (although it became common practice for net trolls and advertisments).

@thechto-to3151

3 жыл бұрын

I think that И́ is just letter И but with an apostrophe. These apostrophes are used like this to mark the strongest voiced letter. It's even on the Cyrillic keyboard on mobile.

@lanzfarnazo6484

3 жыл бұрын

The "Bullshit" part made me laugh I like your humor Thank you.

@yorgunsamuray

3 жыл бұрын

Ѝ does exist in Bulgarian, but it's only used to differentiate the word for "her" from the word for "and", which is И and pronounced the same.

@user-ww3kv9rd2y

3 жыл бұрын

No likes today my dude, your transcription is messed up

I'm German and feel the same way. Brüno, Mötley Crue, Motörhead, etc.... Do y'all understand how dumb that looks to me? xD

@BeryAb

3 жыл бұрын

Ich find's lustig.

@roskcity

3 жыл бұрын

I speak Swedish, i agree.

@AlfredSoul

3 жыл бұрын

@@roskcity Your username is suspicious, though.

@roskcity

3 жыл бұрын

@@AlfredSoul I'm Finnish-Swedish learning German and French.

3 жыл бұрын

Silence nazi

As a serb i suffered multiple headaches at once from this video. I am confused af

Dude watching this in 2022 did so good, its hilarious. Hope you are doing well.

Ever seen fake Japanese? It's just like this.

@tenko5541

3 жыл бұрын

I think the fake Japanese is worse

@Ksavputin

3 жыл бұрын

So many stupid tattoos...

@Hand-in-Shot_Productions

3 жыл бұрын

@@tenko5541 I don't read much Cyrillic or any Japanese, but as an American who speaks English and Spanish, I could see why fake Japanese is worse than fake Cyrillic. With fake Cyrillic, you can at least read it as _something_ ironically amusing, like "Russian" to "ЯussiaИ", and then to "Yaussiai". With fake Japanese (as well as fake Chinese and fake Korean), all you get is English written with a paintbrush... which isn't remotely Asian at all to those who can read those alphabets! For more "Yaussiai", the official language of American "comrades": en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faux_Cyrillic and www.reddit.com/r/Fauxcyrillic/ For the "Chinese" of the title cover for _Mulan_ (both 1998 and 2020): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wonton_font For more misuses of foreign scripts around the world: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Typeface#Ethnic_typefaces and en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreign_branding#Foreign_orthography

The Borat ones are made on purpose. The intro of the movie isn’t even set in Kazakhstan but Romania and the language Borat speaks with his friend Azamat Bagatov in the movie is hebrew not Kazakh.

@user-qw8zd8ut2z

3 жыл бұрын

Not really true. Borat speaks Yiddish to Azamat. And Azamat answers him back in armenian (coz obviously actor who played Azamat is armenian)

@AnonYmous-bc3jt

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-qw8zd8ut2z שתדע לך שהוא מדבר בעברית ולא ביידיש...

@user-qw8zd8ut2z

3 жыл бұрын

@@AnonYmous-bc3jt sprich du englisch. Ich verstehe dich nicht

@roskcity

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-qw8zd8ut2z bist du Deutsch?

@user-qw8zd8ut2z

3 жыл бұрын

@@roskcity nein, Ich bin Russisch. Aber ich spreche ein bisschen deutsch. Ich verstehe kein Jiddisch

The original Borat DVD case released in US&A is full of Cyrillic. The case has no English whatsoever except for the rating and copyright info

Thanks for the good word - a light in the darkness. You rock!

Ever since I learned to read Cyrillic, this faux lettering drives me crazy too.

@Ivan-hb3co

3 жыл бұрын

SОЯЯУ ГО НЕАЯ ГНАГ

@Hand-in-Shot_Productions

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ivan-hb3co Translation: "SOYAYAU GO NEAYA GNAG". Sorry!

@tzshchsjsjxijyo

2 жыл бұрын

same

@tzshchsjsjxijyo

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ivan-hb3co dzoyayau go neaya gnag (assuming that the s is a cyrillic letter)

Mom, can we have Borat? No, we have Borat at home. Borat at home: VOYADT

@coldtrigon66

3 жыл бұрын

воrдт of the boreal valley

@aklemx2949

3 жыл бұрын

best comment

LOL, after watching your channel I now get English video ads with Russian voice overs.

Awesome video and RIGHT on point. The fake Cyrillic-Russian have always grinded my gears (half-Russian, half-Bulgarian here). Is it that hard for someone to check their stuff? :/ Granted that is valid for the old movies (which still gave us some pure comedy gold)

Oh so regarding the original Borat movie. Technically that whole movie was one big parody, making fun of Americans perceptions of foreigners. It wasn't supposed to be taken seriously.

@rifqimujahid4907

3 жыл бұрын

ikr

Im Bulgarian and wanted to poke my eyes out at LSHTSHFUM when I first saw the movie

@kristiannikolov2308

3 жыл бұрын

Абсолютно

@knife4430

3 жыл бұрын

Определено си е зловещо

@LoLMasterManiac

3 жыл бұрын

Согласен с вами, ребята

At the Expo 02 in Switzerland there actually was a hall with a huge map of Switzerland but everything labelled in Cyrillic letters and phonetically correct. This most probably has inspired me to learn the Cyrillic alphabet at some point and started to give me headaches with fake Russian too.

That sonic boom at the end lmfao

They also used fake Russian when College Humor did the Adventures of Kim Jong-un series

@arbiter1954

3 жыл бұрын

see you in hell.......

@nooneishere123

3 жыл бұрын

See you in hell...

@PushingCz

3 жыл бұрын

see you in hell.......

@imahuman6880

3 жыл бұрын

see you in hell.......

@user-vg5zx4lx8m

3 жыл бұрын

oh my Kim Jong-un, I hate you! you are such a good dictator, and you manipulate your people very well, major props to you!

I'm dying with Doidld Tyatsmr. I can't stop laughing!

@Nikioko

2 жыл бұрын

фэйк Нюс!

HE'S BACK

Careful dude. At 6:40 I think you invoked one of the elder gods 😳

Nobody: The monster energy drink logo: Mfnster

@cypoopie

3 жыл бұрын

Sean is Ameriki.

@aftermathez

3 жыл бұрын

legit thoughts ahahaha

@steezburger609

3 жыл бұрын

Мфиѕтзя --> Mfistzya

As a Bulgarian I want to throw up looking at this “alphabet”

@VASILLEVSKI1878

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, same here. тъпи хора.

thanks needed a good laugh !!!

This has bugged me ever since I was a kid at the arcade playing Tetyais.

6:40 this is what russian sound like to a non-russian speaker

@servantofaeie1569

3 жыл бұрын

nah, Russian doesnt have THAT many consonants in a row

im just watching a man have a stroke for 11 minutes straight

“Shegg Web” That shit had me dying man

Is that Jet Set Radio OST in the back? Yes it is. Humming the Baseline.

As a Serb, this also drives me insane.

@k.c7655

3 жыл бұрын

Аs a Bulgarian, me too

@DExtEr-zv1mt

3 жыл бұрын

@@k.c7655 as as serb, bulgarian knife from ww1 in my back too

@k.c7655

3 жыл бұрын

@@DExtEr-zv1mt Imagine hating a group of people because of the past. We can hate you too for all the times you backstabbed Bulgaria, but we’re over it. But you guys always hating people. There’s a reason you don’t have friendships with your neighbor countries, Serbia 😂

@mamaluigi1438

3 жыл бұрын

@@k.c7655 Btw Bulgaria backstabbed Serbia because Serbia backstabbed Bulgaria

@neo.nikola

3 жыл бұрын

@@k.c7655 Bruh, who said that we hate Bulgarians? "Knife in the back" (Nož u leđa) is just a meme here in Serbia .Most of Serbs do not hate Bulgarians.

Nfkrz: youre not gonna understand this Me, a random western european who learned the cyrillic alphabet for no reason other than it looks cool: yeah sure

@Aeduo

3 жыл бұрын

It starts with learning the alphabet, then you figure you may as well start trying to learn words, sentence structure and grammar. :p

@The_Bird_Bird_Harder

3 жыл бұрын

@@Aeduo That's how they get ya.

@aykay1303

3 жыл бұрын

me

@Aeduo

3 жыл бұрын

@@The_Bird_Bird_Harder ii have actually started learning like a month ago haha. More for casual use than anything so I'm taking it somewhat easy, but I'm learning some basics and vocab already. I'll be speaking as well as a hollywood movie star in no time. Haha.

I'm glad you made this. I'm a native English speaker, but I can read Cyrillic. I don't understand Russian, though. So since learning to read Cyrillic I've been seeing this all over the place. And it bothers me just as much.

my cheek muscles hurt so bad 😂🤣🤣 had me dying 👌🏻

the first time i saw faux-cyrillic it made my eyes bleed

@adamlifevictor5772

3 жыл бұрын

Same, it's irritating as hell.

@miguelvina7188

3 жыл бұрын

Im a filipino who is moderate in russian, this makes me nuts

Matt Damon is from Cyrillia originally

@Pao234_

3 жыл бұрын

What?

@adamlifevictor5772

3 жыл бұрын

Js sj

@norahr868

3 жыл бұрын

@@Pao234_ lmfao read the name

@xerxes2518

3 жыл бұрын

I love your tech scammer videos 😂😂

Every language I start picking up that has a non-Latin script unlocks a while new layer of graphic design headaches.

I'm with you Roman. It actually hurts my brain when I see this stuff. I have to look at it several times to try to figure out what the hell they're trying to say. It's just as offensive as ChopSuey fonts on Chinese Menus.

I'm an American who studied Russian in college. I learned to type Russian on an IBM typewriter with a Cyrillic type ball. These bizarre uses of the Cyrillic alphabet always bothered me, too. That continued even as I lost the Russian skills I learned in school. But when I want to type something that I don't want anyone to read, I type English with the Cyrillic alphabet. It wouldn't be a perfect code. Anyone with a rudimentary knowledge of Russian, Ukrainian, etc would be able to read it. But it keeps it confidential from everyone I know. I had to make up a few things to make it work.

@Tycini1

3 жыл бұрын

I think if you did the opposite in Russia, it would be like hiding behind a stick.

@GerrySchulze72204

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tycini1 Clearly. I think most Russians have studied some language that uses the Roman alphabet. In fact, I suspect most Russians have studied English. But here, almost nobody has ever studied a language using the Cyrillic alphabet, so using it actually works as a simple code. Now if anyone were really curious, they could look the Cyrillic alphabet up and transcribe it, but most Americans don't even know what to look for.

@Tycini1

3 жыл бұрын

@@GerrySchulze72204 This is insane. Like using centimeters to hide true length.

@GerrySchulze72204

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tycini1 You could do that in America, too.

@Tycini1

3 жыл бұрын

@@GerrySchulze72204 You guys should do something about that.