"Cars are the only thing keeping radio stations alive." *That's a valid point.*

@jellyforever2909

2 жыл бұрын

The radio fails to appreciate this, it always gives me bad songs

@loveandwargaming1407

2 жыл бұрын

Ratio stations.... (I just wanna say that)

@isaiahbey7937

2 жыл бұрын

Nlg I miss Ryan

@chicken_man23

2 жыл бұрын

I have my radio nonstop playing at home ngl I can sing every tune song and everything from it lol like I could literally host the show without a script

@teahatfield9342

2 жыл бұрын

Yep

Him : “You can’t touch your palm to your shoulders” Me: *Puts my palm to my other shoulder*

@Notree-dl5pm

2 жыл бұрын

same

@rmp95

2 жыл бұрын

He meant on the same side. Try touching your right palm on your right shoulder. I couldn't do it. The fingers touch, but the palms don't

@firetriangle

2 жыл бұрын

@@rmp95 I could do it...

@rmp95

2 жыл бұрын

@@firetriangle Wow, you must be really flexible. Nice!

@Skillumpire

2 жыл бұрын

@@rmp95 I'd say it's probably because of the smaller size of his biceps.

“6-7 dwarfs are happy” Yeah, I don’t think that Grumpy will ever be happy.

@draco4569

Жыл бұрын

He said "aren't happy!"

Axes are made of wood right so your using wood to cut down wood Minus the sharp metal part

@DeutschlandBall-lt4ch

11 ай бұрын

no in 99% of video games with are basically limited embodiments of our imagination, and therfor are mind and sight, which detrmines how we see the world and therefore our reality..... so no they dont have to be XD

2:40 fun fact: some one invented cars that run on water but he was bribed by oil companies who were offering a million dollars but since he didn’t take any of the money while he was meeting with an investor he was poisoned

Yoda speaks in riddles to make sure people are paying attention.

@Link_hyaa

2 жыл бұрын

JEFF HAS A MENTALBREAKDOWN BCS OF YOU. Glad I am not him

@dolphinpro6668

2 жыл бұрын

People joke saying the movies are out of order because Yoda was is charge of the order but what if George Lucas made Yoda speak out of order to match the movie order

@dolphinpro6668

2 жыл бұрын

Also has anyone notice a episode in clone wars season 4 leads in to the first episode of season 1? That show is completely out of order, seriously Ada Gallia can be seen in the background of a council meeting the episode after she dies and it’s the second episode in a 3 episode arc

When they say that the last person on the bus knows where everyone lives what about the bus driver?

@MegaPepsimax

2 жыл бұрын

As a bus driver, I really couldn't care less if I see where you live, unless you're a trouble maker, then I'll watch out for you in that area

Nope, you're actually living in the memory of your past self, and your awareness of reality is actually on a 15 nanosecond delay.

“Why do they call it quicksand if it works so slowly???” 😩

"If someone paused our lives, we would never know…" I told my mom this, then I thought, and said "wouldnt that be sleeping…? WAITTTT?!"

Facts that blows my mind everyday 😦

@Fulion222

2 жыл бұрын

IKR like who would know all that

"What in the dancing grandma are you on?" I'm using that, that is now my catchphrase

Great work! My friend and I are very big fans of yours. I have another confusing question for you too. This is it. If you have a desk, are you using a a dead body of a tree🙃😅?

@GM_Klion567

Жыл бұрын

?

i just realised watching a cartoon/show of some sort is like stalking the characters mostly the main ones, for entertainment

@eatsp1t

Жыл бұрын

I gotta remember this

There is a calculated distance from where a nuke is dropped to where a frozen pizza is perfectly cooked.

@DEMON-NUGGET

2 жыл бұрын

y dont u join marvin or ryan or jeff they will really appreciate it :)

@wit4023

2 жыл бұрын

@@DEMON-NUGGET thank you

@DEMON-NUGGET

2 жыл бұрын

@@wit4023 :)

@DEMON-NUGGET

2 жыл бұрын

@@wit4023 im not sure if u really mean it or ur like _--thanks --_

@wit4023

2 жыл бұрын

@@DEMON-NUGGET I do appreciate it because I'm trying to make a good KZread channel and your saying I could join an amazing one.

1:03 no, you can tell that you are sleeping when you are in a lucid dream but only a few people can actually do it.

Your videos are so hilarious and full of logic facts that I never knew about and they help when I have had days

I have a fact for you: Rainbows are water dyed by the sun.

0:20 well we still don't see the real you, we don't even see your Minecraft character, but your voice and your facts are so iconic that anyone could tell its you! keep it up!

Imagine living with him I would have a migraine and be paranoid 24/7 🙃🙂

@anthonysantoro2858

Жыл бұрын

I know right

@shuchitajain7396

Жыл бұрын

I wood lov it to live wth him!!! I mean, do u realise how smart he is?!

@zombikitkat

Жыл бұрын

@@shuchitajain7396 would* love* with* you* realize*

@colacoke2102

Жыл бұрын

@@zombikitkat🤓

I watch these videos for the crazy facts but also for the hilarious reactions 😆 Keep up the good work!

@StarzZzy

2 жыл бұрын

you guys know these videos arent his right?

@Svetenlol

2 жыл бұрын

@Farkle8000 not true, he took the audio from another account and just plastered it on his.

@emberflamewolf2_

Жыл бұрын

Same

I'm so happy that Carzeyy cares so much about the environment that he's pro recycling!

@Splat56

2 жыл бұрын

WHAT?!

The creatures on earth we see everyday could be something never seen before to a distant alien civilization

Marvin is the fact god and he blows my mind

There will be a point in time where someone will remember you for the last time, and form that day forward, no one else ever will.

I love these videos. It makes you stop and think, and sometimes it helps me focus more!!

Watching this video made me realize that not only did Hitler rage quit but he also combat logged which is a bannable offense.

Hi. Love the vids, helps me learn something new every upload. 😊 keep going, stay strong.

@nicholemareeta

2 жыл бұрын

I'm 8

@sharkiee242

2 жыл бұрын

@@nicholemareeta why are you telling me this?

@numOG

2 жыл бұрын

@@sharkiee242 he’s implying he’s dumb

@sharkiee242

2 жыл бұрын

@@numOG oh thx. I could kinda tell... 😬

@aarushi2740

2 жыл бұрын

yk that hes not the one making these vids right. Hes just ripping off some tiktoker

thanks to him i now have to control my blinks and breaths manually

You can learn to unread, especially secondary languages, and if you're a polyglot polyliterate you can actually forget how to read in your primary language (e.g. unlearning) if you primarily read in another language that is sufficiently different from your native language.

"the only way to know that you've fallen asleep is by waking up" lucid dreamers:

HELP THIS MAN TO 1 MIL IF U WANT TO SEE THE MARVIN/JEFF COLAB

@camelthecamal6904

Жыл бұрын

that wont happen cause its not his content

Wolverine actually couldn't be an organ donor. As it would be virtually impossible to arrest his regenerative abilities long enough to remove an organ, and it is also highly unlikely that his organs would be compatible with anybody in need of an organ transplant due to his mutant physiology.

The moment when he sang” BUY OUR MERCH” !!! Now that was a *Perfect* pitch!! 🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵

Fun fact: there's only one person acting like the real human and carzeyy alien 👽😍💀👶😭

@FluhFoxYT

2 жыл бұрын

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO JEFF, JEFF IS HAVING AN MENTAL BREAKDOWN VECAUSE OF YOU

@marcusandmeganburke7357

2 жыл бұрын

Who? Lol

@marcusandmeganburke7357

2 жыл бұрын

@@FluhFoxYT and he is questioning everything he’s ever known Jeff: what is life?

@Shadow_The_Hedgehog48

2 жыл бұрын

bro why

That shadow one..........................................You MADE ME think about it again.

I was all ready second guessing reality and now I’m just afraid of reality my lucid dreams make more sense

Pixar movies have songs all the time, it's just not the characters who sing them. Unless you are an employee, you are unlikely to see people having the first or last days of their life during an average hospital visit, since maternity wards are blocked to the general public and the majority of people who die there after general admission don't do so within 24 hours (I'm assuming). 3:18 Likely, but not definitely. Onions force you to rue your consumption by causing you pain, however they do not cause you grief or mourning. 4:15 It depends on the type and quality of the wood used in his nose, and it isn't a very useful size or cut, though I suppose he could make mulch. 4:42 look up ant rafts 5:11 Did you know they used to say "prunes" instead of "cheese" to force a tight-lipped frown, because photographs were seen as a serious affair. That's why your great-great-ancestors all look so mean in the photo albums. 7:15 It was the principle of the chase. He even caught roadrunner once and couldn't bring himself to eat his friend. 10:12 There are different animation styles

5:40 These are called Voluntary and Involuntary movements. Voluntary is something you can control such as walking or talking. Involuntary movements consist of digesting, heart beating, and more. Some share both of these such as breathing or blinking.

@uniferous2610

2 жыл бұрын

6th grade science biology

@doglover8373

2 жыл бұрын

If their older than 13 they should know it then.

@uniferous2610

2 жыл бұрын

@@doglover8373 definitely

A pizza is an oblong circuloid, it is cut into hepatzoid circular sector, and it isn't always delivered in a square box, in fact most pizza boxes are asymmetrical octagons.

I like how he’s like yeah don’t bad things kids yet it’s the adults who (probably) need to be told that the most

"Why must you do these to me 😢" -The guy who is annoyed at Marvin

Dude after watching this my head hurts

Prisons are like homeless shelters but for criminals...

This is hilarious to see how much pain ur friend goes through yet I actually feel bad

0:19 ........HOW DOES HE KNOW THAT I SAW THE VIDEOS ONLY OF HIM

when you eat a plant, you're eating the food that the sun cooked

Doors are just teleporters that lead to the next room

Can we all just appreciate the parkour

This man is amazing!!

every time you watch the full video you are 10 minutes and 55 seconds closer to death

Marvin has an anti-therapist🤣

Damn love ur vids Carzey!!!

Keep up the good work!

"what in the dancing grandma are you on" PLS IM WHEEZING-

Technically speaking, we could be bullying the person who sees white as black and is scared of darkness by painting our walls white

Love the vids keep up the good work!

“What in the dancing grandma are you on?” XD

Great vid as always and I’m excited for my merch to arrive

You got to 1mil!! Good job! So proud!

sad fact : crazy will run out of facts one day

@FuryJack07

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe

@Notree-dl5pm

2 жыл бұрын

Not if we keep supplying him

thecnically every tree is an infinite wood supply, you yust have to wait until it grows again

Spiderman; both in the comics and animated series, did advance in his mutation to having eight eyes, eight legs, and eating insects, he became the man-spider and was a mindless villain for a short time.

sometimes I have lucid dreams which means I know I'm dreaming while I'm asleep

"Some people watching this had no idea I even existed until they saw me in this video" Lol

3:12 You got a point there :D

“BUT WHAT ABOUT FEBRUARY? FEBRUARY!!!!!”

Congrats on 950k subs 🥳🤯

I like how in all is these that the poor guy is just slowly losing his sanity

All I can say is my family hates me for similar reasons to what goes on in these videos. Why I like these videos, this is how I think.

1:15 this is actually so true

"You can’t touch your palm with your shoulders" Me: does it by crossing my arms

Thanks for making me lose all brain cells

I love your vids I learn something new every time

1:08 *me thinking I’m smart and puts right palm on left shoulder*

Moment of silence for those who haven’t heard these Carzeyy Facts…

"the only ppl who play golf are 50yr old retiered men" 6yr old me: And i took that personaly

Love the vids dude

2:30 Not really sure how being in a hospital would be the best day of your life. I guess if you REALLY wanted a kid.

This man is immortal

when he said "I dont think ive blinked in a dream" For me in a lucid dream and stuff I blink when it gets scary

The uhhhhhhhok got me 😂 It has been mind blowing time blalalalala

"You can't touch your shoulder with your palm" meanwhile me: *touches shoulder with my palm* wait a minute 😂

Oh yeah! It's time for my brain to hurt!

This is interesting keep making more videos like this

Him: you don’t know you fall asleep until you wake up Me: -lucid dreams- Him:

Great videos man. Plus whenever I quote you my friends go insane🤣

@eatsp1t

Жыл бұрын

Saaaaaame my best friend goes nuts whenever I mention "shower thoughts" like this

9:15: OR if they made the GREEN wire disarm the bomb and the RED one speed up the timer.

“WHAT MADE YOU LIKE THIS?” “KZread made me do it”

1:01 but what if your in a lucid dream? Think about dat

“Kids don’t curse.” I’m about to do what’s called a pro gamer move

*me gathering the most crazy true facts to randomly tell my family and friends*

You can touch your shoulder with your palm if you touch the opposite shoulder. :)

7:52 I think about taht all the time

3:06 is the thing that made me question my life's existence

I love your videos, there amazing!!!

You never know that there is air until you feel it.

2:50 actually anything can be a location depends on the referential. Even a very small object can be a location for mircro-organisms.

"The only way to know that you've fallen asleep is by waking up" Right because lucid dreaming totally really doesn't exist

Love this