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@lydiapons5876

2 жыл бұрын

Hey Carzeyy can you add my question to one of your newest video's please😁😁😁😁 and if you dont want to its fine it wont kill me

@T101Dragon

2 жыл бұрын

Technically we can never actually touch anything. Atoms are surrounded by electrons (negatively) the same charges particles can never touch they repel each other. So when you think you're touching something you're not actually touching something.

@some_asian_dude7330

2 жыл бұрын

can u add mine too please? it won’t kill me either if u say no 😁

@YoshiLikesFate

2 жыл бұрын

im broke tho

@Distrivi

2 жыл бұрын

What came first. The turtle or the dinosaur

If you have 3 children, and you hate them all the same, it still means you love them all equally. (the amount of children doesn’t have to be 3)

@Distrivi

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@NeonBanana3630

2 жыл бұрын

It doesn’t matter how many children you have in this situation

@Susie-kg9ct

2 жыл бұрын

I think I lost my 20 brain cells

@ImDarkran

2 жыл бұрын

True!

@crazke

2 жыл бұрын

@@NeonBanana3630 yeah i just put 3 as an example

We should have marvin/jeff mashup… when two evils combine

@Carzeyy

2 жыл бұрын

Once we hit 1 millions subs you'll see what happens !

@some_asian_dude7330

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@anonymoususer8982

2 жыл бұрын

They are not evil they are smart

@jhcfire2482

2 жыл бұрын

YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE

@Dcross31

2 жыл бұрын

YES

"Batman is the only LEGO character to have a nose" Voldemort: am i a joke to you? In case if you dont get the joke, LEGO always gives Voldemort minifigures a nose when he shouldnt have one for some reason

@trixxx7989

2 жыл бұрын

Technically any lego character that wears an animal costume has a nose 🤔

@Jason49110

2 жыл бұрын

@@trixxx7989 true

@seacorn7933

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jason49110 but still …

@laurabobin1678

2 жыл бұрын

HARRY POTTAH FAN I LOVE YOUUUUUU

@ericcameron6470

2 жыл бұрын

Finnaly someone was bold enough to say this.

I’ll play these compilations all night so I have good ideas in the morning

@achievement_hunters

2 жыл бұрын

You can sleep after hearing these?!

@adityathakur8975

2 жыл бұрын

Nice 👍

@njplay

2 жыл бұрын

@@adityathakur8975 lol 😂 thanks

@njplay

2 жыл бұрын

@@achievement_hunters no

@treythefridge

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

“Dad jokes are golden” - Marvin 2022

@nidakashif8712

2 жыл бұрын

yeah

@BPJD2004

2 жыл бұрын

My dad doesn't tell dad jokes......

@aarons2403

2 жыл бұрын

@@BPJD2004 I don’t have a dad…

First If shorts are called shorts~ Then why are pants not called longs?🤔

@Carzeyy

2 жыл бұрын

IVE BEEN LIED TOO!

@gilbertgoosey

2 жыл бұрын

@@Carzeyy 😈

@adrianmacias3228

Жыл бұрын

@@gilbertgoosey if orphans aren't really wanted, then how come they are chosen but for the majority parents they had no choice?🤔

When you keep a waterbottle on your head, you are technically underwater, and you can breath

@soulghostwing9921

2 жыл бұрын

That’s exactly what I was thinking when he said you can breathe underwater in an igloo

I will now start using the phrase: “Never judge a video by the thumbnail” Because it is ACCURATE

This is legendary.

@Carzeyy

2 жыл бұрын

You are a legend!

i watched a solid hour of this last night, its so good

I'm sick and watching you makes me feel better 😃🤒❤️

6:08 - The scream was so funny

i will challenge marvin to a game of chess just so he has less questions to bother people with

its true, dad jokes are golden. I wish i could hear more in my life

A book author has more likely read his book more times than any of his fans

you should do the best crazy fact of the week every sunday

This one question still remains... what is Marvin's brother's name?

@thatsamood

2 жыл бұрын

Marvin is the either the brain of Marvin ( shocked guy ) or his identical twin.

@mechanwhal6590

2 жыл бұрын

Uhhhhh………… Mark Nutt?

@BeatUpToys

Жыл бұрын

True

Let’s just appreciate his parkour skills 💓

i love hom much you are growing it is suprising i was with u since 50k

@forgetfulplayz453

2 жыл бұрын

how*

I wanna be like Marvin 🥺

Fact: If you were born in August, your parents failed No Nut November.

Front doors are technically just borders between your house and the front yard

@octangula1212

2 жыл бұрын

..NO.

@chloelee2499

2 жыл бұрын

no pls. no. just no.

Newfound respect for Marvin :)

Keep up the good work

6:47 that's me watching these shorts & compilations till 2 in the morning lol

Every version of this could go to the r/technicallytrue subreddit and fit perfectly. It’s actually pretty impressive.

In the first Mario games, Mario was Luigi’s twin brother. Now Mario is Luigi’s older brother.

You make my day a million times better

His brain is overloading

you should make a website that lists all the facts you've said

@videoawesomeness5234

2 жыл бұрын

YES. THAT IS GENIUS. Actually nevermind because they'll lose money on videos cuz everyone's on the website so if they make videos no one will watch them they'll just go straight to the website (if that makes sense)....

@reyanshpadhi9210

2 жыл бұрын

@@videoawesomeness5234 oh.. OHH I UNDERSTAND

Imma use these to annoy my little sister! Take that Elaina! This is gonna be for all the times you've murdered me in fortnite! 😆😂

School buses probably don't need a headlight

MARVIN IS THE BEST

Bro I was eating when Marvin said “you dip everything you eat in saliva “

Nice vid

I love the reactions and truly funny facts 😳😯🤣🤣🤣

Dude, without Marvin, you wouldn’t have this channel

3:45 Huh? Technoblade, is that you? Halloo

When Plankton from SpongeBob SquarePants closes his eye and opens it again, is he blinking or winking? 😎

8:50 Since it's only night in half the world at a time, Santa can't eat everyone's cookies in one night If you're famous and you get a biography, isn't your life just entertainment for others If you're being lazy everyone tells you to do something productive, but if you tell someone else to be productive they get mad at you Why are adults allowed to have messy rooms, but a kid gets in trouble if they have 1 sock on the floor

@octangula1212

2 жыл бұрын

Facts.

@nessi4630

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@octangula1212

2 жыл бұрын

@@nessi4630 No problem!

JoJo’s Giorno: what did you just call me? DIgiorno? GOLD EXPERIENCE REQUIEM DAAAA

I love your vids

When you watch fun facts for 10 years part 5

Now the merch is out I think hes drinking coffee out of your new mug

Is having ice and cold water being greedy for coldness 🥶

At 10:43 my friend said “Finally, one of our (our as in me and them) people” cuz we lose our brain cells too

I am watching this while my neck really hurts but this made it feel better…. Even tho my brain is dying 😂

Did anybody realize that in avengers endgame Captain America created an alternate timeline by not putting everything back exactly the way it was. So he basically changed the course of history.

The apple logo it’s actually related to the story of Adam and Eve lmao

YES DAD JOKES ARE FHE BEST

To many people have a problem with swimming in pool water that might have pee or poop in it. But is ok to jump into a lake, river, pond, ocean that is filled with pee and poop from both animals and humans. Think about it.

@ashlynwallace9412

2 жыл бұрын

Yea

I actually bought one of the mugs

9:30 That is very true cuz I am the last on my bus.

5:49 I’ve been saying that my whole life

Me touching literally every spot in and on my house to prove a point for no reason

The "old you" is when you were new in life The "new you" is an older than to the "old you"

Batman does not have the only nose in LEGO

Love it

We need a book of these-

Yoda is technically dyslexic Me: Thinks. I need a therapist. Yoda is dyslexic 😭 Edit : Y'all after 5 weeks if thinking, suffering, and eyes twitching, I figured out Yoda speaks anglo saxon! That's why he says "Mine! Or I will help you not." And if you don't know what's anglo saxon is, its ur problem so search it up. :)

5:01 love it.

Technically deja vu is just memories from a past life

Onions hurt you, When you hurt them

Fact: 1 minute squared is 1 minute but 60 seconds squared is 3600 seconds, or 1 hour

when you drink out of a cup you are drinking out of sand

@seancole9114

2 жыл бұрын

But what about them plastic cups, or foam cups

ok imma admit that i have arachniphobia but still love spiderman

In the hospital you have probably walked past a dead person and you have also probably past somebody who is about to be robbed

Daily facts yay

"Oh, come on, man! Who wouldn't want to be like me?" Me who is already like him and loves it: 😎

About the Lego batman nose thing there’s voldemort

I’m gonna be like Marvin 😊😁

People say money doesn't grow on trees, but it actually does because money is paper and paper comes from trees

crazy fact: technically an adult is a really big baby

You mean the world to me to Carzeyy

If you think not to think about something you just think about something

2:30 parkour looks like discord logo?

Finally someone realizes that Mario’s hair is different from his goddamn mustache

Neat

Lol i am watching this in 1 am.......

*Super Idol becoming uncanny final phase*

omg i hate when i finish gum, and im thirsty and go to drink water, AND THAT T A S T E

If everyone is unique, doesn’t that make everyone similar???

Rih crazy

actually most dogs have a common deadly allergic reaction to choclate killing them when eating chocolate, some dogs dont have that allergic reaction to choclate

FIRST!!!! Never been first on a popular video before? Edit: Oh fridge ok my not first. Aaa

@skye8828

2 жыл бұрын

I’m sorry to say this but you’re not the first I’m sorry I’m not the first either by the way

@Distrivi

2 жыл бұрын

Oh wait NUUUUUU! it's ok

Bring back that person with deeper voice than yours

MY BRAIN HURTS BECAUSE OF THESE

these videos make me question life

Everyone is a parent to a mosquito's offspring...

I’m a kid YOU RUINED CHRISTMAS FOR ME NEXT YEAR

decomposition is just human mold

I said that doors were portals to other rooms too!

Listening to Marvin is listening to one guy going back and forth between hating what he’s saying and saying things he knows he’s gonna hate

When someone dies someone gets born😲

My brain hurts

I just had an idea! What if the guy asking jaff/Marvin/baen bribed the mind blower to come monthly

I would def wanna be like you

Cool

thats why doors are called portals