Oh my god, this is genius!! Nice!

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you! :) I never thought I'd see the creator of my favorite game (Minecraft) commenting on my video!

@wormball

2 жыл бұрын

@@JoshStPierre he is not confirmed

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

@@wormball It is his real account. You can check it out for yourself :) He doesn't have a checkmark next to his name because he's not a huge KZreadr.

@TheGUARDIANOFFOR

2 жыл бұрын

if its genious then how does he refuel it ?

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheGUARDIANOFFOR I responded to your other comment, I'm working on the repair and refuel system :)

This is pure genius... Why waste effort and resources on gatlings or lasers when you can just surround your base in a chainsaw chain?

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

exactly my thought process about 1 hour before this was completed

@gerraldbru

2 жыл бұрын

A 'trainsaw' if you like

@stevenmiller9030

2 жыл бұрын

The only downside I see is that he must stop the trains periodically to give it a chance to repair. Also what happens if one of the trains were to be destroyed? Is a huge train crash possible?

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

@@stevenmiller9030 It's not an actually viable defense, it's just for a fun video. Sorry to disappoint. As far as I know, it is not possible to create a working train defense, I have yet to ever see one that is completely automated.

@IAmTheFuhrminator

2 жыл бұрын

@@JoshStPierre I've seen some that use 2 parallel trains to do the job, that way one can be repair and refueled while the other is defending, and then during the time when they are switching between defending and repairing/refueling you use lasers or some other defense mechanism to keep the biters at bay. the trickiest part is making the timing circuit to control the train switching behavior

I love how ocassionally you see a damaged train just ZOOM by at light speed

@c4n0

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah i was thinking poor repair bots

Biters: 📉 Factory: 📈

@Jilexa

2 жыл бұрын

Stonks

@GorNaKat

2 жыл бұрын

*Factory* *must* *stonks*

@MalcolmNessGranger

2 жыл бұрын

THE STONKS NEVER STOP

@UpsideDownEye

2 жыл бұрын

When spitters get introduced into the mix Biters:📈 Factory:📉

@auxencefromont1989

2 жыл бұрын

coal:📉

I like how they just calmly walk into the trains and get splatterd

@JoshStPierre

Жыл бұрын

I like it too. It’s like a meat grinder making a big alien bug smoothie.

The Bugpiercer 1,400 cars long. May The Eternal Engine run forever and Mr. Wilford protect us!

@FractalPrism.

2 жыл бұрын

that's a lot of protein bars

@steedm1093

2 жыл бұрын

Mr. Wilford. "Just think of it Melanie! Steaks for everyone! What a treat!."

@vanmedardfernandez3338

Жыл бұрын

biter meat for breakfast

I started this game a week ago and this video convinced me there is no limits to the tomfoolery that can be gotten away with.

@michaelwoodall7922

24 күн бұрын

Dude, some guy programed Doom INSIDE Factorio.

This is art.

@michac3796

2 жыл бұрын

This is Patrick.

@AuraJewel

2 жыл бұрын

But art is explosion?

@septitais

2 жыл бұрын

@@AuraJewel Deidara would not approve of this biter execution method

@WonkaNobi13

2 жыл бұрын

Art indeed, defending your base can be a pain and this cheap way to make it safe. Count me in sir.

Good choice of music ;)

@simanchoock

2 жыл бұрын

Когда новое видео?)

@davchik7523

2 жыл бұрын

Nu privet opyat

@Trupen

2 жыл бұрын

@AMIR HAZEEM BIN HAIRUZZAMIL - Hall of the mountain king

@simanchoock

2 жыл бұрын

@@Trupen где видео?)

@Trupen

2 жыл бұрын

@@simanchoock soon))

now I want to see the automatic refueling

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, there is none. This was just for a fun cinematic video, not an actually viable defense method :(

@mspreij

2 жыл бұрын

@@JoshStPierre you could have two of these train-chains, swapping places for refuelling

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

@@mspreij True, but actually getting all that set up is much more work than I’m prepared to do. good idea though 👍 EDIT: update, I am working on it! but i am now a busy college student so it will be a while :)

@abramthiessen8749

2 жыл бұрын

Fine, I'll do it myself

@NofewFudtefcity

2 жыл бұрын

@@abramthiessen8749 I wish more people had your logic everywhere in life.

I typed in KZread "longest Factorio train" because I didn't know how long they could be. This video was the first result. My question was answered, thanks.

@JoshStPierre

3 ай бұрын

You're very welcome

Imagine waiting at railroad crossing when this beauty is passing by

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

You'll be waiting forever! because it's connected the entire way around haha

@olegs79

2 жыл бұрын

@@JoshStPierre It can't be? There has to be a gap.

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

@@olegs79 There is no gap, the last locomotive is touching the first. The last and first are not connected, but they both take up a rail at the same time, so all rails are covered. That's all I meant by "it's connected the entire way around".

@Riotlight

2 жыл бұрын

@@JoshStPierre But we can see the gap at the begining, before you start it.

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

@@Riotlight Oh you're right it's actually a little bigger than I thought. That still doesn't change anything though, you can't run through the gap anyway haha.

Now you need a secondary layer so that they can refuel on the downtime

@matsv201

Жыл бұрын

i guess you need two railyards of doom. one for the train to get in , while the other train go out.

@evgenyyakut2716

8 ай бұрын

one issue: when outer layer is refueling no one is protecting it

@KerythDraws

6 ай бұрын

@@evgenyyakut2716 Solution: Two rings set up as distinct track blocks interconnected by an incoming switch and a departing switch. The inner train zips out while the outer train takes its place.

@davez5201

6 ай бұрын

@@evgenyyakut2716 That's why you need another layer outside the outside layer, so that it can refuel.

@SimoneBellomonte

5 ай бұрын

@@evgenyyakut2716one anothersz smallersz issueszerzszrersztrszzsztzszsztszzszzzzzzxz:,:;,;:,:::,:, Im in your walls. 💀🗿

The eternal ring of smoke hovering above only adds insult to the injury of the biters.

"For your first job, you're conducting the world's longest train." "Oh cool, where am I going?" "Ten feet" "Awwww" "Backwards." "what" "The long way." " *WHAT* "

@cameronnekerekian1712

2 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO

@sparky-xz1nb

2 жыл бұрын

Forward. Where will I stop Never

"A battle should be clean and elegant, without waste." Bravo

I must commend you for the excellent synchronization between the video and the music

@LeSethX

2 жыл бұрын

I agree, the music sells this.

1400 locos. Best acceleration/inertia, but don't even ask how much fuel it consumes.

@MichaelClark-uw7ex

2 жыл бұрын

Since each loco would only be moving itself and if you're using nuclear fuel, it could run a long time on only 1 fueling..

@endy2629

2 жыл бұрын

if I remember numbers correctly, it would consume over 0.6 nuclear fuel per second (0.69 to be more accurate :P)

@Knuckx117

2 жыл бұрын

@@endy2629 Nice

@hamsterdam1942

2 жыл бұрын

@@endy2629 Then that's 0.7, not 0.6

@r_spyder

2 жыл бұрын

@@hamsterdam1942 No, if you wanna be technical it's .6 if you rounded it's .7

I love how the backlane ones see their teammates dying but they still go in

@lizzy2edgy

2 жыл бұрын

Ill give biters credit, the only things that matches a factorio players lust for pollution is their lust for violence

@thezodiak6666

2 жыл бұрын

humans did in both ww :D

@themanandi

2 жыл бұрын

Did not see it... must have blinked

@achtsekundenfurz7876

2 жыл бұрын

Looks like they weren't prepared for . . . ( _glasses_ ) . . . Advanced Training _YEEEAAAAHHHHH_

@trazyntheinfinite9895

Жыл бұрын

@@achtsekundenfurz7876 humor is on track

That last biter like, "Everyone I know is dead. Oh well, may as well follow."

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

lol

Finally, youtube algorithm suggested me something good XDDD That last kill is gold

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

lol thanks

I never expected to see a shredder in Factorio. I love it

Turning one of the most feared things in the game to your advantage, that's called genius.

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks! :)

@filipking0075

2 жыл бұрын

I also found this out a long time ago It was when my Base was being raided and my supersonic trains killed those bugs Then I felt how it is to be a big brain

@esajpsasipes2822

2 жыл бұрын

@@filipking0075 big train

You choreographed this perfectly. This is beautiful!

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

thank you!!!

This is the equivalent of surrounding your house with treadmill during a zombie apocalypse. 🤣🤣

In the words of Sethzeench, you have successfully managed to reintegrate and reeducate the natives of this planet *Into the fucking soil*

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

hahahahahaha only comment that made me laugh

@spandanganguli6903

2 жыл бұрын

@@JoshStPierre Full disclaimer, I have stolen it from Sethzeench's review of endless space 2.

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

@@spandanganguli6903 ah that's ok haha

40k: Chainsword Factorio: Chaintrain.

Dude, I applaud you for your dedication and time to making such a ludicrous and effective defense. I know I don't have the patience to complete THAT long of a rail line 😂. Essentially making a gigantic, map-wide chainsaw 😂.

Nicely done, really enjoyable watch.

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

thank you! :)

this is amazing, the editing skill is top notch here, the build up. Everything about this is amazing

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

thank you!!!! :)

One of the things I've learned about humans is that, if you give humans mechanics, they will eventually find out, apply, and ever more exploit them, and they will make something like this. Excellent job, incredible!

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

Haha thank you!

@sparky-xz1nb

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like something an alien or god would say

@vylbird8014

10 ай бұрын

And given enough time, they will turn anything in to a weapon.

As soon as I can, I'll try and make a viable version of this. I might not use nuclear fuel, but it'll still work like a horror movie chainsaw.

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

Good luck if you actually attempt it, also I would highly recommend using nuclear because I don’t know if you can keep it up to speed with any less, but I could be wrong.

@theelementalgamer5910

2 жыл бұрын

I'll do some testing with different fuels.

It feels like a healthy fresh smoothie was made.

That was hilarious. Really cleverly done. And yes, lovely to hear that music outside of Elite!

the music makes it even better

The genius! The will to do that! Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. If I had ten of these trainsaws our troubles here would be over very quickly.

Music choice was great and the timing of the editing worked well. A perfect finish. Well done.

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

Wow thank you! :)

I always wanted to try something like this, but never had the patience. But you...not only did you do it, you showed it to the world. Thank you.

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you! glad you liked it :)

I love that its actually synced to the music, incredible. ig for repair and refueling you could just make the train go slowly past a chest and a roboport

@JoshStPierre

Жыл бұрын

thanks :)

methinks nearly every factorio player has had such an idea but only a brave few have engineered it

its inefficient (repair, fuel, sometimes biters just dont walk to their death and will attack the train), cannot work long time without mods, and even with mods i dont think it could work perpetually and you cant expand without mods. I absolutely Love it! Its exactly like why i build 128 lanes smelter array.

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

You're right that its inefficient, but this can actually work without mods, completely vanilla! The one in this video is just for fun, and does not get repaired or refueled, but yesterday I took 10 minutes to plan out how to do it 100% fully automated and legit, and I'm going to start working on it soon. It involves 2 trains that take turns so the other can repair and refuel, and the switch is timed by a very precise circuit clock that enables and disables the refuel station at just the right time so that they switch but the new working train doesn't try to get refueled again too soon. It can work for infinity this way. It will be the very first time a full base trainsaw will have been 100% fully automated and legit in this game.

@peppermint13me

2 жыл бұрын

@@JoshStPierre Love the name "trainsaw".

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

@@peppermint13me :)

@goldenshirt

2 жыл бұрын

@@JoshStPierre if there is a way of sharing blueprints in this game I would love to see it

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

@@goldenshirt There is a way of sharing blueprints, however this thing is just way too big.

About halfway through it clicked with me that this is Factorio's version of the GDI Firestorm, and I love you for it

Beautiful, really a work of art :)

TRAINSAW!

@mattmurphy1065

2 жыл бұрын

Pin this cause he beat me to it :P

ITS SO BEAUTIFUL OMG IM LITERALLY CRYING RN

the synch between vid and music is one of the best I've seen so far! excellent!

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much! That means a lot :)

man, the music choice made this so good!

The timing of the music, perfect editing! 👍

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much!! I love seeing these types of comments :) and my editing has only gotten better since this, i have big plans coming

Your train saw is awesome my dude

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

You're awesome my dude

Now this puts a smile on my face.

This is so counter productive but the flip side of that is that it’s so FUN this is a riot I love it.

This just seems like normal Factorio at its finest.

now all i can see is the zerg mod, or what ever it is that makes smaller bites pop out of the bigger ones as they get grinded.

Looks like a chainsaw fence :P

@Delta-lb1ck

2 жыл бұрын

It's a trainsaw :D

"What was that?!" "Death." "What kind?" "Instant."

This is glorious.

This looks like what khorn vs Tyranids is. Just a whole lot of chainsaws vs bugs

Great editing to the music. Awesome.

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you! Glad you liked it :)

The editing on this *chef kiss*

@JoshStPierre

Ай бұрын

thank you

I rarely hit like on videos. You sir have earned it. Well done 👏

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

Wow! :D

This is how factorio was meant to be played!

Not what I was expecting.. nice!!

Absolutely amazing timing on the music and beautiful blender

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

thanks!

Ha-ha, locomotives go BRRRRRRRTT! Well done!

Awesome! Why have I never thought of that before :O

Remember the (second) motto of factorio: there is nothing such as too stupid to work. The first one being *"T H E F A C T O R Y M U S T G R O W"*

Never but never would it have occurred to me !!, great job!

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you! :)

Haha! I love it. Especially the editing with music :-)

@JoshStPierre

7 ай бұрын

thank you :)

I have never even heard of this game but the algorithm did me good

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

Oh wow, well it's an absolutely incredible game, and the best $30 I have EVER spent in my life. There is a free demo if you're interested :)

@nerdimportados

2 жыл бұрын

factorio is a amazing game

@richiedeadsix

2 жыл бұрын

Dont listen to this Josh guy. Stay away. Cherish your life. Its too late for us.

It's really great idea, even if you use just as side defense or for pure fun. As someone listed in a comment - you should call it a 'trainsaw'!

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

I'm going to let you in on a little secret, the reason I didn't call this a trainsaw in the title, and I didn't call my artillery chainsaw a trainsaw in the title, is because then there will be way more comments just saying "trainsaw", and nothing else. There's like 40 comments on here like that. And comments help push the video into the algorithm to get shown to more people, so by not calling it a trainsaw, more people get to see it :)

@xxmightywhitexx1307

2 жыл бұрын

only this dosen't go burrrrrrrrr. it goes chewchew hahhaa

@zargabaath7880

2 жыл бұрын

@@JoshStPierre trainsaw did i do'd it right?

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

@@zargabaath7880 yep ;)

Sir, you are going places if this is one of your first videos. Fucking superb!

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

Wow! That is quite the complement, thank you very much! :)

Now this gave me a huge grin! Excellent choice of music too XD

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

thank you so much!!! Glad you liked it! :)

This may be the most effective way to stop bitters. I can imagine how expensive i'd be just to fuel it though

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

It’s actually not that expensive! It uses 1 nuclear fuel every 6 seconds or so. To put that into perspective, this megabase already uses 1 nuclear fuel every 5 seconds or so, for the trains, and I only need one centrifuge to get this all done.

Really nice done and awesome idea. Only weakpoint: If the base is under constant attack, the trains have to re-fule one day, and if they stop, even shortly, its their End I think. But on the other hand they speed up pretty fast... hmmmmmmmmm

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks! I do have a solution for the repair and refueling, but I haven't done it yet because I've been doing other things. It will work like this: There will be 2 trains, both same size, taking up the whole track, and they take turns defending while the other one is getting repaired and refueled inside the base. They will switch every 5 minutes when a circuit clock disables/enables the refuel station, and there will be signals spammed everywhere so that they can stay at full speed while switching :)

@guilhemraboud7808

2 жыл бұрын

@@JoshStPierre Or you Can refuill them by hand(control + left click)

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

@@guilhemraboud7808 Very true

@guilhemraboud7808

2 жыл бұрын

@@JoshStPierre and the good thing about fast trains is that you wont have to fille every one of them and you Can just stay stay still for a little bit and they will be full

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

@@guilhemraboud7808 I'm very against manual labor in this game, though, so I'm probably going to still design the automated system.

Beautiful! Grind them up!

Masterfully edited!!

@JoshStPierre

3 ай бұрын

thank you!!!

I have been hit by trains in Factorio so often that i hate to admit i get nightmares of being on tracks with no out and incoming fast trains.

It's like protecting your base, with a grinder...

I've put a many hour into this game. I have a few friends who play too. We have a map we have been working on for close to a half of a year now. A train system defense. The trick is the refueling aspect of this. We don't have a seamless train system like this one. As this one looks about impossible to refuel and work as a viable permanent defense. A beautiful artistic video that makes me proud to see such dedication in such a wonderful game like Factorio. Ours is no where as chainsaw like, but works with 15 different rail systems all working in sub harmony. The refueling process can not work on just one track like this. It has to be done with no less than 15 tracks leading around your base. The bigger the base, the more tracks needed to fill in those gaps you will always get. Turrets and other defensive measures are always built up around soft points or weak spots in the train system. To the point you can funnel them into a rank and file. Then it becomes more of a tower defense stagey when dealing with biters. Some Biters won't cross the tracks at certain times and walk/run to find a better opening. One we leave open for them to find and bring em all in!

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

Actually, this is a viable defense. I'm in college so I'm busy right now, but when I have time I will build the repair and refuel system. It's actually very simple. Basically, there will be 2 trains, and they will take turns defending while the other pulls into the base to get repaired and refueled. It will work, 100% legit and vanilla. No turrets needed, just one huge track, and 2 trains, each the size of the whole track. I just don't have time to do it right now.

thats exactly what I searched for but even more amazing

It costs 400 thousand fuel to use this weapon for 12 seconds

I made a multiplayer playthrough like 2 years ago and saw some stranger doing this to my base. At first I thought he was making a race track or some shit but it turned out to be this lol

that has got to be the coolest thing ever.. awesome job

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you! :)

Why didn't I think of this, I'm still shaking my head. Thank You....

RELEASE THE TRAIN WALL

I'm imagining a poor drone following it, trying to repair that one train car that took damage.

This... puts a smile on my face

Very clever! Nicely done!

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

thank you! :)

Аплодировал при просмотре..)) это просто шедевр. идеально подобрана музыка

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

Здравствуйте, я использую Google Translate. Спасибо за добрые слова. Я рада, что вам понравилось видео :)

the Steamy Meat Grinder Wall of Death

Hahaha so satisfying, nice music/video !

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks! :)

It's beautiful, man

Офигенно!! Это было захватывающее зрелище!! Awesome!! 👍🏻

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

Я использую гугл переводчик. Спасибо! Я рада, что вам понравилось :)

Ah but at some point they have to refuel. I considered doing this using engines and artillery's cars as they are very heavy and hard to stop. I never did it so its fun to see you did.

@kylek.3689

2 жыл бұрын

Then it can pull double duty both shooting out the biter nests _and_ shredding them if they get too close

great timing with music!!

the end was so fitting to the music. nice

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

thank you! :)

how do you get out ?

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t need to get out, because all needed resources are inside the claimed land. If I did want to get out, the spidertron doesn’t collide with trains :)

There is something very disturbing in watching those biters slowly walking to their death

how have I never thought of this

Amazing edit!

@JoshStPierre

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks I appreciate it a lot! :)