You need one of those fancy skid steer concrete mixer bucket things that Andrew Camarata uses

@arduinoversusevil2025

3 жыл бұрын

SIX THOUSAND DOLL HAIRS?! I got it done with yard scrap and 4 beers.

@AW-Services

3 жыл бұрын

@@arduinoversusevil2025 Prefer the Uncle bumblefuck creation

@timothyvanderschultzen9640

3 жыл бұрын

@@DaffyDuc69 - Maybe they were double deuces?

@lacombar

3 жыл бұрын

@@arduinoversusevil2025 that's US doll pubic hairs, that must be >10k Canadian pesos...

@THEOGGUNSHOW

3 жыл бұрын

🤪👍👍👍

Been laying concrete since I was born. Word of advice, no matter how good the concrete looks, don't eat it.

@Gr3nadgr3gory

3 жыл бұрын

So that's what I did wrong.

@ApolloTheDerg

3 жыл бұрын

One of my personal struggles right here

@wes11bravo

3 жыл бұрын

Now you tell me.

@petewood2350

3 жыл бұрын

So Dr is that why I have Constipation?.

@timesthree5757

3 жыл бұрын

But it taste good.

when dumping a bag of concrete you want to get half of it in the air so it coats your teeth and eyes lol

@arduinoversusevil2025

3 жыл бұрын

#Protips

@timothyvanderschultzen9640

3 жыл бұрын

See-mint boogers rule!

@MattGamesYT

3 жыл бұрын

@@arduinoversusevil2025 Same applies for screed, woodchip, chicken food and metal grinding dust!

@TheNapalmFTW

3 жыл бұрын

What's a little bit of silicosis between friends eh

@samjezard

3 жыл бұрын

nature's hair product - gives you that "fresh from the breech" look if you still got some, half-assed hardhat if you're rocking a chrome dome

And they said the Red Green Show was no longer on TV. "That's why God made hoses." EVERYTHING is a fuse is you use it wrong enough.

@tbled52

3 жыл бұрын

obviously Canada has had a thriving DIY industry for decades

@EyebrowsMahoney

3 жыл бұрын

Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough.

This contraption makes all my noodly appendages retract when it moves.

@andreasbachlindsmann1610

3 жыл бұрын

Hell, I even sucked my hemorrhoids back in.

@351cleavland

3 жыл бұрын

@@andreasbachlindsmann1610 As long as it was your own and not others'.

How to lay concrete: Start with complimenting it, and then buy it a few drinks ...

@noisytim

3 жыл бұрын

Mine’s still playing HARD to get :/

@paddington1670

3 жыл бұрын

you place concrete, you lay pipe

@poptartmcjelly7054

3 жыл бұрын

But in the end it's all wet, sticky and gets everywhere.

@pentachronic

3 жыл бұрын

You give it a few drinks and it starts getting hot and then goes cold and rigid!

@cholesterol6703

3 жыл бұрын

Usually I spill my liquid additives before I even get to the mix bucket.

Why the beating of us farm welders. Never ever have we ever had a weld let go. Ever.... it’s usually the slag that fails.

@NoPegs

3 жыл бұрын

Or the terminals on one of the seven various automotive batteries you chained in series with box-wrenches for a repair in the field when you're about halfway down your second rod? Because gasoline/diesel welders ain't cheap, right?

@subixbarbarasson6052

3 жыл бұрын

Well said

My sincere congratulations - that is, without a doubt, the most half-assed cement mixer I have ever seen. Bonus points for the whole rig being self contained and self propelled, so that you can drive around and mix a load of sketchy cement anywhere on the property.

@jersmont1309

3 жыл бұрын

You could drive all over the area and just dump cement at night

Good thing you checked the fitment of the shaft before gettin' out there in the field. That coulda been a pain in the ass.

No need for rebar when you have crescent wrenches in your aggregate

It's like an expensive automagic dull apprentice! Hardly works, so you can work harder

@hyperboloidofonesheet1036

3 жыл бұрын

At least he's shown he has the skills to weld a patch on the side of that snow bucket when old man winter comes round again.

@hyperboloidofonesheet1036

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dherkin_McGhurken I bow down to your superior technical enginerding!

@somedude5174

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dherkin_McGhurken lmfao

Ave: Alexa, order 6 one arm shirts. Alexa: I'm sorry aavvvee, which arm? Ave: dealers choice. Alexa: .... beep boop.

@rianmach9043

3 жыл бұрын

Just flip the shirt around if Lady Luck is not on your side

Canada man is the more friendly and inteligent cousin of florida man.

@iFixJunk

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, but which one is crazier? I used to believe that I knew.

@Gr3nadgr3gory

3 жыл бұрын

@@iFixJunk ask Ricky, Bubbles and Jules.

@NotSureJoeBauers

3 жыл бұрын

Less meth more weed

"sweatin', cursin', groanin' and gaggin' on my hands and knees..." Brother, something tells me it's not your first time.

@samuelmartin2817

3 жыл бұрын

DOING CONCRETE???

@stewsafreak

3 жыл бұрын

That’s how tradespeople get promoted

@xmachine7003

3 жыл бұрын

Deliverance😉

I think you’re violating the Deere John EULA by doing this. That’s why we like you!

@temptorsent

3 жыл бұрын

Forget the EULA, he's violating that Deere! Carry on...

@smartgorilla

3 жыл бұрын

Probably got big man cuts from the deeere apple centric right to not adjust your own crap

@BobPapadopoulos

3 жыл бұрын

I know some of the fellas what wrote that, and they're not the sort you'd invite over for dinner parties because you don't wanna listen to em.

@tomtheplummer7322

3 жыл бұрын

Right to disrepair

@theRPGmaster

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomtheplummer7322 What do they say over in the US of A, our right to despair shall not be infringed?

You're right. Your viewership has not been forthcoming about acknowledging its gratitude for your adjusting volume levels during grinding exercises. Thank you. It truly has been agreeable and appreciated. A true gentleman in mechanic's sheathing.

"Check the fitment of the shaft" Ladies and Gentleman..... That is what the book learning types call Foreshadowing.

Orange is my wrench color. You’ll need to find a different color.

@Swampyankeehomestead

3 жыл бұрын

Paint them pink, not too many people will steal pink tools but, the ones that do will gladly give there tool.

@Boraxo

3 жыл бұрын

Back when I was a young teen my Dad asked me what was my least favorite color. "Purple" I told him. 2 days later every tool handle in the shop was purple. Every single one.

@Demicron

3 жыл бұрын

What do u take him for a Jimmy diresta?

@rufusconnolly8489

3 жыл бұрын

@@Boraxo I would kill to have your dad. I inherited some tools and had to paint them myself lol

@apersonontheinternet8006

3 жыл бұрын

@@Swampyankeehomestead telling people my secrets! To the gulag

I never doubted it would work for a minute. ( I doubted it for the first 15 minutes!!)

2:53 Wait, your grinder has a volume knob?

@mkultra4542

3 жыл бұрын

Calibrated in cm³ . . . . to remove the correct amount of material....then apply paint.

Skip engineering and go straight to fabrication for best results 👍👍🤘

Lol not gunna lie, I was waiting for that to snap right off under the weight of the mix.

most cost effective way to mix concrete - A meathead with a shovel, it's been that way for a few thousand years.

@papapetad

3 жыл бұрын

Meathead lubricant prices are not what they used to be.

@ukpkmkk_2

3 жыл бұрын

I also wondered.. it’s a one time thing and not that big amount.. one could do it himself and it would be more cost effective and easy to do..

@mikesavage8793

3 жыл бұрын

@@papapetad Case of beer ain't that much.

@kennethshorter7546

3 жыл бұрын

But they got "no stoke"

@TreyCook21

3 жыл бұрын

I read methhead, pretty sure that's what you're referring to anyway, also sure they'd do it faster with a spoon.

12:00 how many of us were anticipating the auger giving the hose a good chomp?

I can feel my civil engineer friends cringing at the eyeballing of this concrete mix

@nybirdman

2 жыл бұрын

Yea that mix only gets approved in the chinesium cities.

@PeterB12345

2 жыл бұрын

A wee bit on the leaky side, eh? Glad I'm not the only one who thought so...

The perfect setting for a farmer weld is every knob turned to 11/10 of the scale and be sure to weld standing in the muddiest shittiest puddle of manure ever seen.

@TheAndre8900

2 жыл бұрын

@@miket6314 You mean socksless flip-flops right?

"Check the fitment of the shaft before you get out in the field!" , you're killing me Smalls!

When she started spinning I couldn't stop laughing.

@xmachine7003

3 жыл бұрын

Slappin the tools around the bucket😂😂

Rent a concrete mixer for a day? Ave: hold my bike...

"Cling tenaciously to my false bravado it never fails!" -- AvE

finallly an AVE upload been having withdraws

@smartgorilla

3 жыл бұрын

Same here. I need 30 mins of Friday fun

@TheNapalmFTW

3 жыл бұрын

You should never withdraw. But it's only to have withdrawals

i really feel like a guest when a man tells his wife to say hello to me.

The *best* kind of mentors: "Here's some advice that I've got for you that I'm not gonna use, and then you an' me, we're gonna fix my fuckup because I didn't do what I said we should do, and in the future, you'll always remember."

This is it gentlemen , I think he finally lost what little he had left. We're entering a new erra of anxiety inducing entertainment with proportionally prominent pucker factor. Better double up on the safety squints.

There's only two ways of accomplishing anything: trial and error, or theoretical pre-testing. The former is seen as dumber, but the latter is no fun when you're drinking and let's be honest: that's what's important.

"I've got the clearance to run the interference" I too sometimes Rage Against the Machine

@peterhutnick3291

3 жыл бұрын

That’s a cover. Originally by Cypress Hill.

@JerryMraz.

3 жыл бұрын

B Real

@tychlg

3 жыл бұрын

@@peterhutnick3291 pulled that up in a separate tab and replayed this vid on mute, satisfying.

@sarumayne

3 жыл бұрын

Dang, I always forget RATM did a cover album, never took the time to learn who did what. Time for some research

@rufusconnolly8489

3 жыл бұрын

Since y'all are finding out about good songs that were popularly covered, check out Drift Away by Dobie Grey. Cracker did it solid in the 90s, but the original is.. Well, I like it better, but my pic is a Bebop/Calvin&Hobbes crossover so temper your expectations accordingly lol

Simply one of the most entertaining people on KZread. It's like I'm a kid watching Red Green all over again.

"Check fitment of the shaft" - proceeds with out checking - shaft doesnt fit in the field - we breathe on his collar while he tries to save the shituation Outcome: do what he says, dont do what he does

@coldcupofjoe6963

3 жыл бұрын

I work with a guy that is best described as 'gives good advice, doesn't follow it' knows more about fire alarms than all of the bosses in the office though.

I don't know why but the "hello tractor" gets me every time. Nobody questions when I say it out loud anytime I start a tractor now either...

I’ve never seen someone work so hard to make a mess.

Proof of concept right before your very eyes. I'll bet that before the turn of the century that will catch on and there will be large trucks with those things on the back taking that concrete stuff right to the job.

Wow, babydoll on camera, in the drawers! This channel may be gettin a little racey for me.

@gs425

3 жыл бұрын

Nice flanks too

Well, I'm convinced. I'll order the ready mix.

Oh hey, that old part is from that screw press, isn't it? I'd recognize that I-can't-believe-it's-not-beige paint anywhere.

That looks like the farmers concrete my grandfather use to mix up! About 5 mpa after 28 days lol

@arduinoversusevil2025

3 жыл бұрын

Ants need homes too.

@RecalcitrantObserver

3 жыл бұрын

@@arduinoversusevil2025 Not 1 homeless ant around our farm lol

I am glad to have roundy spinny trucks that will deliver that kinda slop right to the kingdom.

@snoopdogie187

3 жыл бұрын

Usually cheaper than buying the dry ingredients also. If you need a large amount, it makes no sense to mix it on your own.

Thanks for crushing my idea for a 24/7 Grinder Livestream in Dolby Digital Surround and IMAX.

never have i laughed so much at a youtube channel, you sir have a gift, and you use it well.

I think traditional mixers use kneading. The inside fins pull the crete up then drop it at the top where it kneads down and then repeats. I think this side mixing idea might not work well since it leaves areas where crete can hide and not mix. I think a better solution would be to just mount a mixing bucket in the deere bucket and spin it.

@Wingnut353

Жыл бұрын

Or weld an an attachment plate to a mixer.... and just attach it to the tractor....

Farm-grade welding setup. Sounds like a tetanus shot waiting to happen. Haha

@BernardTheMandeville

3 жыл бұрын

I recently found a note in my phone saying 'get tetanus shot' from 2019. I can't remember ever getting one though

"Always knock the slag off your noozle" Words of wisdom from a man who has obviously gone out the back door and right around to the front many a time.

Do i lay concrete? No. Am i a fabricator ? No. Am i an engineer? No. Do i binge watch this channel for some random knowledge, wholesome family content and world champion level banter? Hell yeah!

Non-destructive testing: when you whack it real good and it don't come off on ya

It feels like tis been forever since we had a full video. Glad you're back! I would love to see an exploration video again soon either here or on chickadee or even a simple teardown of something weird like the old days but hey any content im happy.

@2:30 "If'n you remember this part, it's time you move on to greener pastures, partner." Brother, that video was the one that subscribed me to your channel. What with the Swedish nut lathe, wife holding in your hernia, and sitting at the cool kid's table for doing it one handed while filming with the other....my that doesn't sound good a' tall! Loved the callback.

I showed my wife this video.... long story short... I need to buy her a tractor. THANKS A LOT Ave!! 😁

Don't get me wrong, it's a good idea. Good ideas just often aren't all that practical.

@stevej6824

3 жыл бұрын

And practical ideas aren’t always that good

I give this a provisional Red Green seal of approval. It would have gotten a full approval but there ain't a single bit of duct tape to be seen. I about lost it with the tiny tractor Timmy bit. I had to stop watching his channel after a dozen videos or so. Still better than the old Wankerstar though...

Keep running towards that light man, you have been one of my biggest inspirations. Can't begin to tell you how blessed we all are to share in your knowledge, and uhh atypical adventures. God bless you and if I ever head up to Canadia I hope to meet you.

Oh man, as a farmer, I can call myself a professional at shaking whatever’s in the goddamn bucket of a tractor.

@rufusconnolly8489

3 жыл бұрын

We still need men like you. Whatever the politicians say.

"I sure do like him but he's hard on equipment..." No idea why that popped into my head just now. :)

@stanervin6108

3 жыл бұрын

What's wrong with AvE's hard on equipment?

@jaredmarker5432

3 жыл бұрын

Well it's vise grips for pliers, and pliers for a wrench A wrench for a hammer, hammers everything else

15:29 Looks like about a ten inch slump -- roughly equivalent to a Type 6 on the Bristol Stool Scale.

@Gameboygenius

3 жыл бұрын

@@paulg3336 Who isn't aware of the Bristol Stool Scale in this neck of the woods? We're all shitposters in this here comment section.

@williamdegnan4718

3 жыл бұрын

@@paulg3336 It should come as no surprise that many here have higher levels of subject matter competency in a variety of fields and across disciplines. See y'all at AvE Fantasy Camp '22!

@7h3F33d3r

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gameboygenius That would be me. So now I have a conudrum...is I or ain't I a shitposter? Was hoping to get some good sleep tonight but now I don't even know what I am!

I've been thanking you for years for turning down the volume on your tools. I owe ya a beer for that alone. Fellas in the comments were telling me that was some automatic magic but I was not swayed, not me!

The adjustable wrench getting beat up by the auger was unreasonably funny

This is, what I think is one of your best videos. I loved it. Especially the repeats of what you said earlier in the video.

Anything to avoid going to the homedepot or local tool rental and rent a proper mixer

@zlaya84

3 жыл бұрын

RENT!? thats just giving money away!

Wife said it reminded her of our wedding week. Twisting, turning, flopping and sloppy with a whole lot of noise. I'm a lucky man.

@timfagan816

3 жыл бұрын

Your wife sounds like she needs to be my wife!

Whew'who! Certified farm welder merit badge! 😎 🆒️

I spy with my little eye: An angry pixie powered Husqvarna. BOLTR???

@deadfishporter

3 жыл бұрын

I have one and it's fantastic! Plenty of power and enough run time to get most jobs done 👍

Not gonna lie, I missed you, uncle bumblefuck! Glad you´re well!

Thank you AvE, for always managing your power tool noises on the vijeyos.

i love what AvE's done with the english language, very nice remodel

Man that wrench in there got rocked HARD and put away wet!

I'm impressed it worked as well as intended! Took that patina right off the auger too! Free glamour shot for the ol influencer gram.

You don't know what will work until you find out what won't work. A+ for effort.

“Grass is always greener over the septic tanks” - AvE Truer words have never been spoken.

@infoanorexic

3 жыл бұрын

actually, that was/is a title to a book by erma bombeck, and I'd heard the phrase before then. it's been around forever. probably evolved from "over the last sh!thouse hole," in the days before indoor plumbing

Thank you for self-regulating the volume for all these years!! 😂

Rube Goldberg just called his patent attorney. 🤔🙂

That's gotta be one of most forked up, screwed up, bucket of a job I've seen in a long time

Not too shabby an idea! The Vo-cab is always a entertainment and chuckles. Thx Brother!

Hey ave i have Been watching your videos for very Long Time now... but Working at a concrete factory you can do yourself a favor fairly easy if you change the srew conveyer (which just conveys and does NOT correctly mix) against a Spikes Roller... you can easily build one yourself with a big Long and lots of small short pipes and a welder and the results will be extremly good :) greetings from a german concrete Factory :P if you have questions or Need dwg or dxf Comment :) keep your showel out of the mixer ;)

The sketch factor is strong with this one! Be sure to have your apprentice wear long sleeves when he reaches in to guide the chunkys into the spinamakthung. Power take off yer arm!

I was waiting for the pillow block and secondary bearing on the other end of the screw, but then I remembered which channel I was watching.

Immediately reminded me of the wife and I when you started the mixer up for the first time. A little movement, a little glob and a bunch of tools being flung around like a bounce house.

Harbor Freight cement mixers only cost about $200.00 just in case ya change your mind. Cheers 🍻.

@BudMasta

3 жыл бұрын

Does it work past 90 days though?

@Finite-Tuning

3 жыл бұрын

@@BudMasta: Yes, but if you only need it for a weekend job then does it matter? Motors are cheap on ebay and easy to replace should the need arise. Two mixers and a hand full of friends are still way cheaper than getting a truck to deliver, depending of coarse on the size of the job and quantity of beer! Cheers 🍻.

@ronniejohnson317

3 жыл бұрын

How about using a Hazard Fraud 6” auger? That way it won’t have the cabbage head disease. Stalk not big enough to hold up the head.

Would a bearing on the opposite motor side help this? Honestly it seems like this could be refined as a bucket attachment and be useful. Idk though

@arduinoversusevil2025

3 жыл бұрын

Tail whip really ups the jank tho.

@BobPapadopoulos

3 жыл бұрын

@@arduinoversusevil2025 Nother shaft from the other end and a bearing on that side too.

@INORBET

3 жыл бұрын

There’s already a bucket attachment that does this exact thing with a retractable openable whole on the bottom to let out the mixture, check out Andrew Camarata’s channel 👌🏼

@wirebrush

3 жыл бұрын

Those ribbon augers are a disaster waiting to happen when they're constrained and supported. You'd be better off to weld some paddles onto a shaft and have it supported on the other end.

@tylerdurden4770

3 жыл бұрын

AvE Use an offset. The end can rotate in a larger arc then the motor.

I keep hearing the “shake hards with danger” guitar riff every time I watch your videos.

Eyes come for the language lessons and always end up learning something I will never need to know

I will be sitting here with my grinder-dust flavoured popcorn waiting for the structural engineer to ramble something about water/cement ratio....

@noisytim

3 жыл бұрын

Want some gritty beer? 😆

@mattfleming86

3 жыл бұрын

The wetter the better. Self leveling.

A couple more screws, some pvc pipe and the beautiful scent of glue, a little fire hose, and you have a concrete PUMPER.

In a pinch, you can lay your pre-mix in the forms dry. Wet it, screed, finish. Poke around it, here and there, to make sure you got it all wet. I ended up doing that when the mixer broke right after getting started. Put it down in two layers to make sure I didn't leave any dry spots, bottom a little wet, top slightly "stiff." It worked. Can't find any difference between the first section I did and the one I mixed in the forms Read about this in an Ag Shop textbook. Amazing how something you read (mainly out of boredom) in high school can come to your rescue nearly 40 years later.

@mckenziekeith7434

3 жыл бұрын

I have wondered if this would work. Seems like as long as you mind how much water you put in and make sure the contents of the bag don't separate it should work pretty well. Especially if you are only making a footpath or driveway on top of solid base.

I watch every one of your videos and I'm always learning I appreciate what you put out there

"Oh yeah! Shield down." Well there went another mouth full of coffee all over my keyboard.

And this is the last time we saw AvE with two arms 😲💀💀💀

So glad you’re around helping balance out the demons in my head!

Lmfao the grass is always greener... over the septic tank. Only a rural vijayo watcher will get this! AvE you are my hero

It's all fun and games until you price out hydraulic motors!

@rufusconnolly8489

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like most people don't understand AvE properly. I don't either but I know that he's like LTT a little in that way, it's not about practicality. Not always. Sometimes it's just for the lols along the way.

There are better ways of accomplishing this but by golly if that's what we were after.... wait, what are we after again?

Beautiful! A true master at many crafts.

You are almost there. A machine similar to what you have created has been used for years in the plaster and stucco world. There is always a support on the far end that holds the screw at the bottom of the trough to achieve complete mixing. Make sure and leave enough room for the largest rocks you will be mixing so they don't cause the screw to bind.