What cursed weapon build should I try next? Let me know right here in the comments!

@rufftimes6891

2 жыл бұрын

If you want to lose do pure run speed dynamo roller

@SnowflakeTheLegend

2 жыл бұрын

rp rat for no reason in particular :D

@christinesnyder4436

2 жыл бұрын

pure mpu clash blaster

@theriddler2850

2 жыл бұрын

Hey what about run speed clash blaster and mabey respond punisher heheh :)

@chaotic_44

2 жыл бұрын

rp rat you coward

"So how did you break your finger sir?" " *PLAYING SPLATOON 2 BRUSH* "

How to make splatoon matches more dramatic: add engage the enemy AAAAAAA AAAA AAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

That 9th match's commentary was completely legit and I didn't have any way to make it funny so might as well turn it into a story LOL

“They have to KISS you before they KILL you!” Thanks for the tip- Btw, you should do respawn punisher Kensa Gal. ( Idk- sounds cursed. ) ALSO, DID YOU USE FORTNITE NOISES IN THIS VIDEO?? I’m honored. Great video!

The fact that you took this cursed weapon/gear combo to X rank calibrations and got a pretty good power is impressive I'll admit (probably better than I'll ever do). Have you ever thought about stacking a bunch of Bomb defense dx though? Maybe not as cursed but I haven't seen many people do it before... 👀 Awesome video Alpha! 🐯

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

That build is actually really funny to read now that we did the minigame LOL

1:41 THAT TRANSITION THO

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks. I just thought it up on a whim and it turned out great x)

9:33 you get used to it when the entire enemy team constantly wants you dead

did anyone else think that he was just going to use run speed and the inkbrush

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

Run speed just would've been completely useless unless I was strafing while swimming or just not using the weapon at all. So I at least wanted some use out of my abilities with this haha.

@ventsfuneral

2 жыл бұрын

@@Alphastar716 true

6:00 you know what they say: kill em with kindness

"the cameras caught you GYRATING half a milimeter away from the crime scene" -jimmy fallon

the amount of range we dont have is amazing , because i will rush in because _i do not fear god , he fears me_

What I heard you say that "chargers can get out of the stupidest situations",I just thought back to the time when I ran around the map like six times running away from my opponents and I had a bamboozler!

Alpha I’ve watched one minute of the video and I already love it!

Me: reads title My brain: GAS GAS GAS, IM GONNA STEP ON THE GAS TONIGHT!

your transition is chefs kiss 😊 the way the video was made was amazing 🙂

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

I was really proud of that transition between the first and second in the vid x)

5:32 One of the MANY reasons I love watching you

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

No one has commentary like I do, I'll say that x)

The music is beautiful in this vid Alph Thank you for a wonderful video again.

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks! I was really jamming out to the Sonic music especially for this LOL

Ninja Squid! I’m not picky, but Ninja Squid is my favorite ability. :D I got so many sneaky kills by just hiding in Ink and going close enough to hug my opponents… I don’t have much gear with it though!

finally another person whose fav map is Walleye! everyone seems to hate it but its been my favorite since the first game-

Me: a Canadian roller user Also me: I assault people from when they least expect it and make them rage quit. I am the ninja of splatoon

I always liked how funny Alpha makes these videos, with those Alpha face doodles and sound effects on a splat, but I found 9:01 to be particularly gut-busting. Thank you, Alpha.

0:09 hey I know that guy

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

I do too! They seem pretty cool! 👀

*swim speed up carbon roller* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

I'd love to see this with all 3 pieces of gear being pure MPU.

Me, an Inkbrush main trying my old Octobrush: WHY DIS CAN'T SWING SWING FASTA?!

Alphastar i really like ur videos :) and, INKBRUSH GO VROOM VROOM

I wanna say run speed mini splatling but that’s literally the only ability they use

Inkbrush main here. Yes, the inkbrush takes skill to use, but it's so satisfying when you get a kill streak with it. I think giving it the Killer Wail 5.1 in Splatoon 3 while keeping the splat bomb further helps make up for its one weakness, it's range.

Somebody was JUST asking if they preferred inkbrush or octobrush... And I said inkbrush. WHAT A WEEK THIS IS! Great vid by the way!

as a dark tetra main, love you too xoxo

Sonic music is hype

Alternate title: Sonic is splatoon 2

this is just what i needed today

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

Hopefully you enjoyed it! :)

@emeraldpenguin07

2 жыл бұрын

@@Alphastar716 I did thx

I thought of another funny weapon ability combo: sub saver kensa sloshing machine for fizzy spams

stealth jump vanilla goo tuber

You now understand the pain of an Inkbrush main

The main power up on that gear… Alpha’s too powerful- 😥

GAS GAS GAS HES GONNA STEP ON THE GAS

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

YEAH YEAH YEAH I'LL BE SO QUICK AS A FLASH AND I'LL BE YOUR HERO

Inkbrush gaming

Because you are the best splat tuber

Cursed ability idea: main power up tri slosher massive amounts of ink in one swing🤔

Idea:Any roller (but Dynamo) with MPU and Respawn Punisher.

Goo tuber with swim speed up would be a funny video!

You should probably do run speed mini splatling

We need Alpha to be the first ever portable KFC GIVE US SUB SAVER CUSTOM JUNIOR

Splash o madic swim speed

Ninja squid carbon roller please

2:21B-B-BB-BB BROTHER

Nice video like usual

@rufftimes6891

2 жыл бұрын

U literally haven’t watched it yet

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

Good job alpha

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

What is that playlist? It is awesome

Dapple Duelies

Ranked with any roller of your choosing

Me sitting with max mpu gear: yeh haha- fast. . .

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

I don't have the time to get three pures of it so I just made what I had work. I was about halfway there LOL

INKBRUSH

Be rush around

Its this what it feels like to be early

lol I think net you should do resapwn pusher (Yes I spell that wrong) jet Edit or N zap

My name is barry inklen... and I'm the fastest squid alive

Nice

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

Ink saver main hydra(either)

Please do Run Speed Mini Splatling

8:02 I'm not even going to say it. I WON'T SAY IT I PROMISE

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

Great! 😀

Sorry I put my mini game on the wrong video so any way again here are the rules I'm so sorry again so sorry any ways the game is called squid bounty it's a game where every one has to hunt down a certain some one on the other team and if you get the wrong person three times your out and that means if you get every one but your bounty your out subs are allowed and all specials are banned from this mode hope you try it out see ya soon and stay fresh!😄

@tremelwelch5829

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know if you did a game like this similar or not but still it might or might not be anyways again see ya and stayfresh

@tremelwelch5829

2 жыл бұрын

And the final rule every one needs to look the exact same it's so that way you have to guess who you have to go after you can decide who goes after who yet again and one last time stayfresh!

@tremelwelch5829

2 жыл бұрын

The final rule is optional but I recommend you at least do it three times.

Have you done MPU hydra yet? You'll be firing for 7 years with that combo

Speed

wait I SUGGESTED THIS!

Swim speed sploosh 7 on rainmaker

What song did you use starting at around 10:16?

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

Engage the Enemy from the original Xenoblade Chronicles. The link is the description.

do pure swim speed vanilla sploosh and just constantly invade their base

@milu9080

2 жыл бұрын

every turf war player's worst nightmare

I am degenerate! 😈 *I AM A DEGENERATE WITH THESE THINGS MAN! 😈* Oooooooooow 😩

how about rp clash? or rp tri-sloshe?

NO… HE ACTUALLY DID IT… ALPHA WHY

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

For 5% more spped, that's why!

Does someone know what the flashing text at 5:46 said? Because I can't see it long enough to read it(and that is using the slowest playback speed).

@HiThisIsMyHandle

2 жыл бұрын

*knocks on table for salvation from top 500 players*

@SirNerdTheThird5143

2 жыл бұрын

@@HiThisIsMyHandle thanks

It’s 11 days from this vid releasing instead of it saying ( posted 1 week ago ) it says (posted 11 days ago)

Maybe like do run speed hydra

Use tenta brella with 3 ink saver mains and all swim speed subs all in x rank raknmaker Like if you agree

IM ACTUALLY EARLY

5 months ago I lost my splatoon 2 gamecard ;_;

Alpha why are u not streaming splatoon now?

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

I will soon again. I just need a break from it for now. You'll still get content of it though. :)

I'm here within an hour

B r u s h

mpu brush is cringe RP rat tho 👀 (use RP rat for a video k thx)

@chaotic_44

2 жыл бұрын

yes

Sooo uh mpu e liter when

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

Soon if I knew how to use chargers LOL

1:24

5:32

i haven't watched this but i already hate the build Edit: just watched it and it's worse than i thought

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

Better than RP sploosh

@chaotic_44

2 жыл бұрын

@@Alphastar716 lies

@chaotic_44

2 жыл бұрын

@@-Hamza shut

Hii

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

Hi

............

Kinda early

It’s not cursed it’s just mean.

I am the 511th viewer of this video