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F-14B ASMR

Finally got around to binding the controls (I've owned this plane for months).
Turns out I suck I'm going back to the F18.

Пікірлер: 475

  • @BDD__
    @BDD__ Жыл бұрын

    My favourite part was when it he said its F-14 time and F-14'd all over them

  • @ethanhatcher5533

    @ethanhatcher5533

    Жыл бұрын

    It's tomcatting time

  • @panelaashigaryuuko

    @panelaashigaryuuko

    Жыл бұрын

    Dont want to move to modernication of F-18 Supermacy ?

  • @Notaracialslur

    @Notaracialslur

    Жыл бұрын

    @@panelaashigaryuuko let us live in the past

  • @zarathos9949

    @zarathos9949

    Жыл бұрын

    Truly one of the best moments of all time

  • @San-possibly

    @San-possibly

    Жыл бұрын

    F-14'b*

  • @jesusofbullets
    @jesusofbullets Жыл бұрын

    Sidewinder be like: Brother, I desire the *FORBIDDEN HEAT SIGNATURE*

  • @bombomos

    @bombomos

    Жыл бұрын

    Hahahahahaha

  • @yokiaaidan_best_ever3438

    @yokiaaidan_best_ever3438

    Жыл бұрын

    Phenox be like: haha missile goes VROMMMMMMM

  • @Boomtown1290

    @Boomtown1290

    Жыл бұрын

    Into a civilian airliner...

  • @AhHereWeGo

    @AhHereWeGo

    Жыл бұрын

    If only it had enough fuel

  • @Shinobubu

    @Shinobubu

    Жыл бұрын

    She's hot!

  • @savagebanana3711
    @savagebanana3711 Жыл бұрын

    "How high are we?" "Physical altitude or mental altitude?" "Uhhh... both i guess?" "Yup we're pretty damn high."

  • @Hairysteed

    @Hairysteed

    Жыл бұрын

    "How high are we?" "Yes."

  • @thepsychoticone615

    @thepsychoticone615

    Жыл бұрын

    no its high how are you

  • @user-mn8lz7gf6d

    @user-mn8lz7gf6d

    Жыл бұрын

    oh no XD

  • @ScogMeister

    @ScogMeister

    Жыл бұрын

    put liquid meth in the fuel tank and the plane can reach 90,000 ft

  • @Rat_Fบcker

    @Rat_Fบcker

    11 ай бұрын

    But can we get much higher

  • @IrradiatedMushroom
    @IrradiatedMushroom Жыл бұрын

    This is the kind of ASMR I think ever Human Being on Earth *N E E D S*

  • @Arod1002

    @Arod1002

    Жыл бұрын

    fr this asmr is the best thing ever

  • @Zacapisco3

    @Zacapisco3

    Жыл бұрын

    I mean, at least a lot of human beings in the air do need it

  • @VehicleCentral

    @VehicleCentral

    11 ай бұрын

    THE TARGETING SOUND ON THE SIDEWINDER ❤❤❤❤

  • @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606
    @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606 Жыл бұрын

    F-14, the Navy’s sports car you’re either in the throttle 100% or at idle, there are no “Sunday drives” in one

  • @notirus101

    @notirus101

    10 ай бұрын

    no shit that thing goes on a flat spin every second 😭😭

  • @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606

    @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606

    10 ай бұрын

    @@notirus101 sounds like you are bad at flying

  • @st4rlightr4v3n4

    @st4rlightr4v3n4

    9 ай бұрын

    Burner or learner

  • @Deltarious
    @Deltarious Жыл бұрын

    If you feel like you suck in the F-14 and it's demotivating try giving it a shot with an experienced human RIO, not only is it highly motivating and much more enjoyable it's also how they did it IRL. It definitely has a much more 'hands on' and manual feel than the hornet and takes some getting used to, but once you start deleting bandits from 40 miles with the phoenix you don't wanna go back

  • @joesroads6387

    @joesroads6387

    Жыл бұрын

    That sounds way more enjoyable

  • @Atlessa

    @Atlessa

    7 ай бұрын

    I wanted to learn the RIO seat so much, but every time I get into a server with someone NOTHING I do in the plane has any effect on the simulation, up to and including pulling the ejection handles - it ejects ME from the plane, but it doesn't blow the canopy or remove the seat and Jester just takes over immediately. Gave up after about two weeks of this.

  • @flamethrower82

    @flamethrower82

    5 ай бұрын

    @@Atlessa as with anything, it's all about having the right teammate. I'm in the process of learning DCS and wouldn't mind a copilot now and then. You wanna be RIO? fine with me.

  • @Atlessa

    @Atlessa

    5 ай бұрын

    @@flamethrower82 I'll gladly be your wingman, but as I posted above I can't be RIO due to some bug.

  • @samedman1
    @samedman1 Жыл бұрын

    The F-14 RWR missle alarm sped up to 2x speed sounds like an old 90s house phone

  • @StrictViperVR

    @StrictViperVR

    Жыл бұрын

    It does tho

  • @S-G-zm3uu

    @S-G-zm3uu

    11 ай бұрын

    The phones where i work sound exactly like the Radar warning tone, i bumped the phone today and my heart nearly exploded when i heard that noise

  • @The_Angry_Scot
    @The_Angry_Scot Жыл бұрын

    “Speed 420” “How high are we?!” 😂

  • @mrnohax5436

    @mrnohax5436

    Жыл бұрын

    We higher then a mother fucker

  • @ihatecatnap_489

    @ihatecatnap_489

    7 ай бұрын

    GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DXXX

  • @benny21076
    @benny21076 Жыл бұрын

    I swear to god jester can never seem to keep a lock on the target until you are in sidewinder range

  • @tyl3rv217

    @tyl3rv217

    Жыл бұрын

    True (I'm terrible at the game)

  • @A2Moonclaw

    @A2Moonclaw

    11 ай бұрын

    @@tyl3rv217 well because the radar cone is smaller at closer range? Don't ya know how the radar works?

  • @Wolfie142_

    @Wolfie142_

    Ай бұрын

    when your that close to the bandit just use PAL lock already

  • @Paratroopersteark
    @Paratroopersteark Жыл бұрын

    i absdolutely love F-14 sounds, wish there was mods to replace hud sounds in games like Ace Combat, Project wingman and Vector Thrust to this

  • @HonkyTonkinMusicMan66

    @HonkyTonkinMusicMan66

    4 ай бұрын

    Simply because they’re cool bud

  • @ballpython9692
    @ballpython9692 Жыл бұрын

    Why are military planes so popular all of a sudden? I can’t go ten minutes without seeing something relating to them in my recommendation.

  • @NeSeeger

    @NeSeeger

    Жыл бұрын

    Thats how the recommendation system works you watch 1 video on something and youtube just floods with with videos like it.

  • @roflBeck

    @roflBeck

    Жыл бұрын

    'Cause they're fucking cool

  • @ballpython9692

    @ballpython9692

    Жыл бұрын

    @@roflBeck I mean… pfft can’t argue with that

  • @Soundtracks92

    @Soundtracks92

    Жыл бұрын

    Because they’re fucking badass

  • @tuttuti123

    @tuttuti123

    Жыл бұрын

    Dorito go brrrr

  • @grocerystick6741
    @grocerystick6741 Жыл бұрын

    hope bandit is doing ok!

  • @That_Montage_Nerd
    @That_Montage_Nerd Жыл бұрын

    The creativity and effort here was fantastic and hilarious! Thank you!

  • @Not_honest_enough
    @Not_honest_enough Жыл бұрын

    Sounds like a approach whereafter the went into a dogfight eventually ending with the F-14 using its gun to kill

  • @canoezzz
    @canoezzz Жыл бұрын

    bonus clip - very nice. very swag

  • @thearkedwolf5754
    @thearkedwolf5754 Жыл бұрын

    “I got lock” proceeds to play the sickest 8-Bit game music out there.

  • @FIRE_STORMFOX-3692
    @FIRE_STORMFOX-3692 Жыл бұрын

    The USA Should take advantage of all these gamer pilots as drone Using older models of aircraft, the airforce size would increase substantially.

  • @Scoobydcs

    @Scoobydcs

    Жыл бұрын

    That thought has gone through my mind. Could sim pilots be a talent pool for drone pilots

  • @FIRE_STORMFOX-3692

    @FIRE_STORMFOX-3692

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Scoobydcs technically yes but another thing is can you really trust any of them to operate what is essentially a flying molotov bomb? Each pilot would have to be submitted to a psychological evaluation to make sure they won't try a oof/11

  • @Scoobydcs

    @Scoobydcs

    Жыл бұрын

    @@FIRE_STORMFOX-3692 I don't mean out them straight into the job lol I'm talking about taking candidates from that pool and training them up. I'm a semi milsim guy (love the dcs f14) and iv often wondered how different drone piloting is to what we do

  • @FIRE_STORMFOX-3692

    @FIRE_STORMFOX-3692

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Scoobydcs not that different with the exception of irl physics and having someone on your ass telling you what to do or so i am guessing

  • @tyl3rv217

    @tyl3rv217

    Жыл бұрын

    Sign me up!

  • @JoshuaGuzman-pb1sr
    @JoshuaGuzman-pb1sr Жыл бұрын

    Did you know that one of Jester's voice lines in DCS is "Ooh, a piece candy."

  • @Livedracersteve

    @Livedracersteve

    11 ай бұрын

    I have triggered that one when pulling negative G.

  • @zembagaming7841

    @zembagaming7841

    10 ай бұрын

    he has one making a play of words on the mig-15 "fagot" he adds an extra g

  • @unicronneedsfood1446
    @unicronneedsfood144610 ай бұрын

    Pretty awesome that the plane talks to you like r2d2 and tells you where the lock is coming from

  • @tyl3rv217

    @tyl3rv217

    7 ай бұрын

    I think it's an earlier version of R2D2 made out of flesh

  • @aini6486
    @aini6486 Жыл бұрын

    This gonna blow up one day

  • @Cthight
    @Cthight Жыл бұрын

    00:35 funniest part. First single beeps then constantly.

  • @rosnahhmy9361
    @rosnahhmy93613 ай бұрын

    911: what's your emergency Me: my f-14 ain't f-14ing

  • @rojannoevirbornazal1208
    @rojannoevirbornazal1208 Жыл бұрын

    Ignore gf. Keep playing that Atari cold war dogfight sim you beautiful kings 👑✈️

  • @daviddebroux4708
    @daviddebroux4708 Жыл бұрын

    Man that diminished fifth on the locking radar be like

  • @Apeskybird
    @Apeskybird Жыл бұрын

    It saying woo waa was just beautiful

  • @DimentiaGaming
    @DimentiaGaming Жыл бұрын

    Best part about this is that there was a live chat

  • @trentlangford9050
    @trentlangford9050 Жыл бұрын

    I love the little details man 😂

  • @jacobdoolan4978
    @jacobdoolan4978 Жыл бұрын

    “I’m a worthless flare” I CANNNNTTT XD XD XD

  • @bismayparida2115
    @bismayparida2115 Жыл бұрын

    "Aaaaand one AAMRAM for you, we are going to defend here. I hope I don't end up in his area cause his SAM sites will open at me"....

  • @NoMouthNoScream
    @NoMouthNoScream Жыл бұрын

    I expected him to say "My vision is augmented"

  • @Strider2Count8492
    @Strider2Count8492 Жыл бұрын

    This is what Blaze and Monarch hears everyday

  • @lavaavalon
    @lavaavalon Жыл бұрын

    the last thing I want to hear from a pilot is "how high are we?"

  • @Bruce_strilling
    @Bruce_strillingАй бұрын

    I love the f14 so damn much and I don’t know why

  • @htr7249
    @htr7249 Жыл бұрын

    i wouldve died if it said "alright lets do this leeeeroooooooy"

  • @meta_aviation4909
    @meta_aviation4909 Жыл бұрын

    “Freedom armed” 😂

  • @notmario-ob6tl
    @notmario-ob6tl Жыл бұрын

    real tomcat gameplay: no can do no can do no can do no can do no can do no can do no can do no can do no can do *shot down*

  • @tyl3rv217

    @tyl3rv217

    Жыл бұрын

    📠

  • @CounterfeitDuck
    @CounterfeitDuck Жыл бұрын

    Firs ASMR featuring Jester Also important question: Prez or Jest, who's better WSO?

  • @tyl3rv217

    @tyl3rv217

    Жыл бұрын

    I don't even know who Prez is NGL.

  • @CounterfeitDuck

    @CounterfeitDuck

    Жыл бұрын

    WSO from Project Wingman.

  • @WyvernCV

    @WyvernCV

    Жыл бұрын

    Prez all day long.

  • @null5909

    @null5909

    Жыл бұрын

    I gotta go with jester for this one

  • @matth6163

    @matth6163

    Жыл бұрын

    Goose (I’m aware that wasn’t one of the options but whatever so be it)

  • @blackwolfsic2022
    @blackwolfsic2022 Жыл бұрын

    So calming...

  • @gregbagel791
    @gregbagel791 Жыл бұрын

    How do I explain to someone I consider this peak humor?

  • @SOULFIRE__
    @SOULFIRE__9 ай бұрын

    As an Iranian with operational F-14 TOMCATS in my country, feels like home.

  • @CharlosAPHE
    @CharlosAPHE Жыл бұрын

    What a gem! ❤

  • @Chronostra
    @Chronostra Жыл бұрын

    How do you know a plane was made in the 70s? Check if it has the bep bop noises

  • @ThePhaseMaster
    @ThePhaseMaster5 ай бұрын

    “Speed 420, HOW HIGH ARE WE!?” 😂

  • @daanbondt3167
    @daanbondt31677 ай бұрын

    The gun firing was definitely the best ASMR

  • @bndhidorahonewhismany6436
    @bndhidorahonewhismany6436 Жыл бұрын

    Bros flying inter the danger zone and about to take the enemies breathes away

  • @tango-1vs9
    @tango-1vs98 ай бұрын

    ''Stop saying duumbass things'' ''Roger dat''

  • @Union-844
    @Union-844 Жыл бұрын

    In the segundo 30 i sleep with that perfecr asmr

  • @JavaScrapper
    @JavaScrapper Жыл бұрын

    **I have a lock** **Target 16 Miles** **Now he’s locking us** **12 O’Clock** **I’ve lost lock** **8 O’CLOCK LOW** **6 O’CLOCK LOW** **12 O’clock** **MISSILE MISSED??** **BANDIT IS DOWN**

  • @skopeftisnclrp
    @skopeftisnclrp Жыл бұрын

    That part when the bandit is down. ROFL

  • @MrBruh-dv9fv
    @MrBruh-dv9fv11 ай бұрын

    Looks like she's gonna eat the plane

  • @WhomstActual
    @WhomstActual Жыл бұрын

    Thanks Jester

  • @Leopard2a7-nj6dt
    @Leopard2a7-nj6dt10 ай бұрын

    Perfect for sleeping I fell asleep right away

  • @thefuckingboogeyman
    @thefuckingboogeyman9 ай бұрын

    “ANYTIME BABY”

  • @SamFBM
    @SamFBM11 ай бұрын

    i go to sleep listening to this

  • @x_adair_x
    @x_adair_x4 ай бұрын

    My favorite part personally was the GRRRRRRRRRTTTT but I could see how one may also appreciate the WAA WOO WAA WOO WAA WOO or maybe even the BRRRTT

  • @skyraider87
    @skyraider877 күн бұрын

    0:32 you must have been pretty close to the deck for the radar altimeter to yell at you

  • @Jay-mq2ng
    @Jay-mq2ng6 ай бұрын

    “You can’t tell a story just by using pictures” “12’oclock!” “Missile missed!” *sound of Cold War freedom* “Bandit is going down!”

  • @kelvinspokoziom
    @kelvinspokoziom Жыл бұрын

    best asmr on the earth

  • @user-bd7uf4ty9b
    @user-bd7uf4ty9b6 ай бұрын

    little plen tomcot is telling us something i think he is locked

  • @Big_Al4344
    @Big_Al4344 Жыл бұрын

    Forget Jester. Embrace Prez.

  • @tyl3rv217

    @tyl3rv217

    Жыл бұрын

    Who is Prez?

  • @Big_Al4344

    @Big_Al4344

    Жыл бұрын

    @@tyl3rv217 WSO From project wingman.

  • @sebkuip
    @sebkuip Жыл бұрын

    Too bad you didn't launch a phoenix. That loud "thud" is so satisfying when launching them.

  • @tyl3rv217

    @tyl3rv217

    Жыл бұрын

    *donk*

  • @diamondthree
    @diamondthree9 ай бұрын

    "6 o'clock low" Jester must be looking through the camera in the tail hook

  • @MaxMustermann-fv7hl
    @MaxMustermann-fv7hl Жыл бұрын

    Why does the jet sound like a mcdonalds?

  • @hawkeye5955

    @hawkeye5955

    Жыл бұрын

    Because they're both the symbols of freedom?

  • @michaeltrivette1728

    @michaeltrivette1728

    Жыл бұрын

    Because you're too busy on you damn phone to pull the damn fries up out the oil and turn the damn timer off.

  • @MaxMustermann-fv7hl

    @MaxMustermann-fv7hl

    Жыл бұрын

    @@michaeltrivette1728 I wish i owned a fryer

  • @pyroman7550
    @pyroman755011 ай бұрын

    “Party time!” Damn straight, Jester.

  • @SlumpGod1997
    @SlumpGod19975 ай бұрын

    “I crave the forbidden heat signature brother..”

  • @dadbear5316
    @dadbear531610 ай бұрын

    Fox 2 Fox 2 ... Good splash A beautiful sound to hear

  • @jesterisbestRIO
    @jesterisbestRIOАй бұрын

    0:15 I, Jester, will be 100% honest in saying that I do indeed have a lock.

  • @TRIBEHOUSEEFFECT001
    @TRIBEHOUSEEFFECT0012 ай бұрын

    Every BMW on German Autobahn.

  • @OTNAYITPES
    @OTNAYITPES17 күн бұрын

    I think I'll try this for my alarm sound,

  • @ThatoneWeeb945
    @ThatoneWeeb9457 ай бұрын

    Thank you for making this video... i have now given my friend who flies the F-14 an aneurysm by triggering his fears of RWR

  • @Rehehhehehe
    @Rehehhehehe9 ай бұрын

    The beeping is satisfying 0:44

  • @thevictoryoverhimself7298
    @thevictoryoverhimself72982 ай бұрын

    Effectively a flying guided missile cruiser.

  • @StupeCheeze
    @StupeCheeze9 ай бұрын

    I really loved when he f14'd- nevermind, f14'b

  • @MCI-SlayBella12369
    @MCI-SlayBella123697 ай бұрын

    She about to eat it- 💀

  • @tezlastgaming6382
    @tezlastgaming638210 ай бұрын

    Thank you, Jester, for the play by play on the tomcat.

  • @R0TT3NB4ST4RD
    @R0TT3NB4ST4RD6 ай бұрын

    showed a girl this and she said, "yup, literally me." I asked her what she meant and she said, "I'm the girl asking you to make sense and your a just a fighter jet." So true ;(

  • @tyl3rv217

    @tyl3rv217

    4 ай бұрын

    Girl's are real?

  • @R0TT3NB4ST4RD

    @R0TT3NB4ST4RD

    4 ай бұрын

    @@tyl3rv217 yeah, I went outside and I thought it was an alien at first but no just a new species.

  • @Whitingbolt
    @Whitingbolt Жыл бұрын

    Sidewinder go grrrrrrrrrr

  • @Db--jt7bt
    @Db--jt7bt Жыл бұрын

    “I can’t, I don’t have a fucking tone!”

  • @MichaelGAMING99
    @MichaelGAMING993 ай бұрын

    wtf do you expect from a plane- it makes NOISES! 😂😂

  • @user-qn3wl3gm2j
    @user-qn3wl3gm2j7 ай бұрын

    F14:woo waaa wooo wha 12o clock gotta go fast bud rghhhhh

  • @mrandrossguy9871
    @mrandrossguy98713 ай бұрын

    ReaL chadds Who ACTUALLY Like fighter jets and F-14 would just hear the ROAR OF THE JET

  • @tyl3rv217

    @tyl3rv217

    3 ай бұрын

    Womp Womp

  • @TheFlyingDrake
    @TheFlyingDrake5 ай бұрын

    best thing i will ever hear.

  • @rednax6955
    @rednax69558 ай бұрын

    Ah, my new morning alarm

  • @dumbidiot20
    @dumbidiot207 ай бұрын

    "speed? 420?! *how high are we?* " answer: too high

  • @LethinGabbins
    @LethinGabbins10 ай бұрын

    Freedom, armed, patriot bullets, on introduction mode. Sending greetings. Brrrrrrrrrr

  • @krongkiatearthsakulleelara6714
    @krongkiatearthsakulleelara6714 Жыл бұрын

    At first I thought it was computer sounds🤣

  • @Mister_Clean
    @Mister_Clean9 ай бұрын

    Mobius 1 is my favorite ASMR

  • @ZenithPeak1
    @ZenithPeak1 Жыл бұрын

    FOX THREE *launches a barrage of missiles out of the fucking void*

  • @Yo_poison763
    @Yo_poison7638 ай бұрын

    the end got me

  • @AugmentedGravity
    @AugmentedGravity8 ай бұрын

    I just love them sounds

  • @VladimirPudding331
    @VladimirPudding3314 ай бұрын

    "How I are we?!" 😂😂

  • @user-ze6zn4qi3y
    @user-ze6zn4qi3y4 ай бұрын

    13 seconds in can’t wait to have sle

  • @FloppaLikeMincheft
    @FloppaLikeMincheft7 ай бұрын

    Music to my ears

  • @JC-oq5ex
    @JC-oq5ex7 ай бұрын

    *leaves this on pause* Ah yes, now where was I..

  • @Oliver_the_menace
    @Oliver_the_menace4 ай бұрын

    F14 translation: BABE dot leave me! please please...

  • @aerbon
    @aerbon7 ай бұрын

    I need Brain Power but with tomcat noises

  • @mqtic
    @mqtic9 ай бұрын

    I love when it goes elelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelele

  • @mrllamaton1873
    @mrllamaton187311 ай бұрын

    NO, FUC- *Gets derict impacted by rocket*

  • @ianbrooksher
    @ianbrooksher Жыл бұрын

    Dude when i hear the fast woo waa i was like FUCK FUCK OH FUCK

  • @greywolf9587
    @greywolf9587 Жыл бұрын

    "Hey Buddy? Still alive?"