"This is colonel bend, over" 0:38 That had me luaghing for a good 5 minutes lol

@kylemorrison6162

3 жыл бұрын

I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE THAT WAS A JOKE

@ispepsiokay411

3 жыл бұрын

...and Private Part

@maxwellneuharth8938

3 жыл бұрын

Can we get a revival of Major Asshole?

@TheUnderscore_

3 жыл бұрын

@@ispepsiokay411 A Medal of Honour-winning soldier.

@ArmyBoiSweat

3 жыл бұрын

colonel ben dover

"Let's cancel water cause it gets people wet without their consent" - Dooo 2021

@slowmotionbetterthannomotion.

3 жыл бұрын

Top 10 quotes you couldnt match

@deasrobert2778

3 жыл бұрын

I looked at this comment the exact second they said that and read your comment like a subtitle 😂

@angelr6782

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao😭💀

@tahibutcher9757

3 жыл бұрын

this comment has more likes than the actual video xD

@water2074

3 жыл бұрын

Best quote I’ve ever seen

nobody: TheDooo: *looks like he’s the protagonist for the next twilight movie*

@joshruss4196

3 жыл бұрын

Brooooo yes

Dooo walking by the screen looking like the scariest ghost in Luigi's haunted mansion 😂

@BLKCRWN

Жыл бұрын

A very fit ghost damn

@gigachad9336

Жыл бұрын

Time stamp???

“I would do this if I was a military.” LMAO startin’ early 🤣🤣

@TJ-js7uf

3 жыл бұрын

You died

@dewaalvandercolff251

3 жыл бұрын

R.I.P Ethan Winters 😭😭

@M3M3M0TH

3 жыл бұрын

YEET YOTED

@D_BHAiVoiceGames

3 жыл бұрын

TheDooo would LOVE Dimitrescu

@lori4549

3 жыл бұрын

@@D_BHAiVoiceGames who doesn't.....😂

"I mean his name is Sergeant anus so he's kind of asking for it. But still." Truer words have never been spoken

@michaelebbighausen3733

3 жыл бұрын

Only problem he ain’t in the navy… then he’d be seaman anus…

@w4tt58

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh he says stop right there better fucking stop right there.

"You mean pre-workout?" had me in fucking tears.

I love that when Yumi was dying Blarg was maniacally laughing the entire time while everyone else was worried

0:42 the longest laugh I've had in this month. Actually L M A O.

@slyfox40255

3 жыл бұрын

Same but dude the jokes were funny with he was coughing 🤣

@mrtoast244

2 жыл бұрын

same

I didn’t laugh that hard for like half a year, but that video killed me

@lucashermansen2992

3 жыл бұрын

Same

“My uncle’s got the best breast milk” - Soup 2021

I think the typo on Soup's crackhead "henati" sign makes it even better

@dalenbennett3208

3 жыл бұрын

On Soup’s video?

@mobslayer211

3 жыл бұрын

And "heil"

Arab meteorologist: "Hot. Moderate chance of drone strikes."

I know this video is one year old but the beginning of the video at 0:30 reminded me of a story I heard of when a sailor (US Navy) was in bootcamp, she had a Seaman (lowest rank name of a sailor, equivalent to a Private) in her company who's last name was Swallows. Everyone also refers to you by your rank followed by last name, so every time the instructors would call on her they'd yell "SEAMAN SWALLOWS!" Made me chuckle when I heard the story.

"Let's cancel water cuz it gets people wet without their consent" has to be the funniest thing I've heard this year.

@AzetheReal

3 жыл бұрын

Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because it’s illegal to turn your back on family. You welcome 😂

@mobslayer211

3 жыл бұрын

@@AzetheReal _nothing is as strong as family_

" me who casually watches this while people are dying outside"

@Firan25

3 жыл бұрын

WARTIME!

"i heard you liked realistic WAAAHRR games?" "WAHRRR PATH"

@emptydipcan4714

3 жыл бұрын

I love everything about this man except the he says war omfg it makes me so mad

@grandmasterhsu

3 жыл бұрын

@@emptydipcan4714 lol i'm not mad. i think it was the best part of the video. i rewatched the advertisement to hear him say "wahr" LOL

@youretotallyrightbut463

3 жыл бұрын

It’s funny how the first few videos he said it the comments were only about it. Now I had to scroll to find your comment. Idk how people got used to it.

1:40 i spit out the water in my mouth of laughter xD

“You don’t know you’re Bible lore” killed me😂😂

As someone with covid, that beatboxing is an accurate recreation of trying to talk

The thumbnails are starting to become more and more sus...

@frid6277

3 жыл бұрын

I’d smash soup in the thumbnail

@crisd7840

3 жыл бұрын

Good!

@ImTrippy25

3 жыл бұрын

Says the guy with a nude Peter Griffin. I don't use teenager slang like "sus" though.

@peterbombeater3122

3 жыл бұрын

@@ImTrippy25 If I were to take a shot everytime someone mentioned my pfp I'd die of alcohol poisoning

@ImTrippy25

3 жыл бұрын

@@peterbombeater3122 good, kids like you ruined life as we know it.

Dooo's smile in the thumbnail is too cute also, I cant get over how yumi was coughing up a lung after that beatbox, my goodness. Also hilarious video! Thank you for uploading!

Does he have covid?😂😂😂 00:58

The day is always good when TheDooo uploads

Note to self don’t drink water while watching TheDooo’s videos

Man the overall fun and laughs in these videos is so contagious 😂

3:20 "chance of bomb" lmao

why did no one say “that beat was sick”

@adammusa6926

3 жыл бұрын

OMFG I JUST REALIZED THAT IS SUCH A MISSED OPPORTUNITY

8:25 I can’t stop laughing at this

"Abortion? You mean pre-workout?" Idk why im laughing at this for 5 minute straight

It's funny that the dooo actually put an Ad at 1:35 😂

0:52 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Waluigi Hentai bit was from so long ago that I actually thought I had seen the meme myself and not just the same clip from one of the other Goons' videos... *Dooo really be sitting on these clips for AGES*

5:51 you don’t cancel Aunt Jemima. Aunt Jemima cancels you

I almost choked on chili when I heard this joke 4:47

1:49 As someone from haiti i can confirm 🤣

I like how in the thumbnail Dooo is smiling like, " YES! I WON'T BE A VIRGIN ANYMORE!"

@Nahuel-14

3 жыл бұрын

f*ck you I can't stop laughing

@rurust3in

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOOO

@789costela

3 жыл бұрын

Like that goona happend ! 😂

@kinkykarnage6991

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nahuel-14 You're welcome. 🤣

@ShadowDemon_4

3 жыл бұрын

Your pfp is cute. :p

“Private Part” is way too funny

"God I would do this if I was in the military" As a guy that just ETS'd from the military, I can assure you this happens quite a lot.

I just want to say that I’m going through some pretty tough times right now and your old and new videos are make me smile and laugh. It’s honestly my favourite thing to do these days and I just want to say thank you

When dooo uploads it puts a smile on my face:)

Anyone else think If Doo got a paper cut in his forearm he would die.

@kinkajoulegend9989

2 жыл бұрын

nah, that's a prime opportunity to use flex seal

2:19 I want the other guys’ perspective just “ooh motorcycle hit em! What a minute wtf?! (3 kills)”

Notification squad!👍🏻

5:12 with the present situation with abortion this convo makes it look spicy

For people who don't know dooo's upload schedule video: today-in 5 days-in 2 weeks-in 5 days-in 2 weeks ok? so july 8th-july 13-july 29-august 3-august 19 and sometimes there's a month break +- 5 days :))

I had to chuckle everytime Doo said War, sounds like he just speaks War different

Currently have breathing problems due to covid and I'm pretty sure this video is gonna be my last if I keep on laughing

I'm only halfway through the video and I can't breathe 😂 Good work guys!

0:15 bro I’m wearing Bluetooth headphones turned up where I can’t hear the noise of the shop TURN DOWN THE VOLUME 😂😂

Whenever I wake up in the morning and I see TheDooo post a video, I know it's going to be a good day

0:46 Ya boi soundin like Patrick up in Sandy’s crib 😂 😂

I got an ad for the movie "Cocaine Bear" in the middle of this video, and I think that is the most fitting ad I've ever gotten in a video.

This is a exactly what we've been waiting for 🤣😂😂

1:55 CCTV Footage showing the assassins of Haitian president Jovenel Moïse escaping from outside the presidential palace

This video is gold 😂

This is litterally me laughing non stop for 10 min 😂😂

0:42 ... Why did that beat box sound like that start of a Level in Friday Night Funkin? 😂😂😂😂 Love the Dooo.. So should you!!

0:40 bro in already dying 🤣🤣

i love it when i see doo has a new upload

0:42 I'm pretty sure I stopped breathing around here and just literally died on the floor laughing

when Dooo spells "sentence" like "sentance" oof world ending mistake

Love your stuff keep it going

Got love the dooos videos :)

Imma start a petition to get Yumi in the goons.

I’m not even 1 minute into this and I already had to pause to collect myself from laughing so hard 😂

Just what I needed for Monday

The doo is back nicee

The schedule is great so far

At 7:00 we can timthetatman man has taken over doos gameplay

Love the vids man

0:43 Someone should make a "remix" of that beatbox (with the coughing).

🤣😭💀 bruh I can't 🤣🤣🤣

Love ya mountain doooo 🗿

Love your videos keep up the great work. I attempted your song ascend on my guitar. Such a great song. 👍

1:40 "Let's cancel water cause it gets people wet without their consent" XD hahahahahaha

I love your content, keep up the great work!!

I stayed up all night for this upload

7:19 = "...well, maybe not at the same time. Unless it's a Sunday." [el'sda2].

crying over here right now from laughing so much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If I ever want to be standing at death's door from pure laughter, I come to these videos 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

cant wait to see soup in another compilation

Omg the beatboxing almost killed me! I'm crying!

I feel weird sitting alone watching this laughing... the neighbours must think I'm insane.

“Radicalized food mascots” *Noid intensifies*

Thank god you uploaded, I was bored as hell

Dooo be spittin’.

i like how everyone in is talking about heat and sand and all you hear in the back is THE CHANCE OF BOMB

Whoever draws these thumbnails needs a pay raise, I didn't even need to look at the title or anything, just the thumbnail was enough

Yess new video 🎉😸

The water one 🤣

Apparently the helicopter is now a plane 5:35 LOL

This is the highest quality goons content all year

8:20 plivage 😂

Those first 2 coughs at the end of the beatbox could’ve passed as a record scratch haha

That beatboxing killed me dood... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I can’t believe these clips are over 2 years old. I still watch them almost every single day on everyone’s channels

ahh... another video by thedooo to make my day just a million times better

You guys cure my depression lmao

White priledge had my dying 😭 lol